beta/cringe
gonna dump some sonic cringe
>starting with the generic shit
>>556614837
>>556614972
now some character shit
>>556614336
alpha as fuck.
guy will literally hunt you down and rape you.
>>556615212
"he also protects me from my big brother when he comes into my room"
why is this a recurring thing
just substitute brother for dad in some cases.
>>556615212
>>556615319
>That military Bearing
>That double Jaw line
He is fucking Alpha
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhPmsIsQ-JE
>>556615212
I am actually sad. This kids life is probably super fucked. His dad is an ass hole and his brother probably takes out the angerer his dad causes on the poor boy, and too make it worse kids at his school fuck woth the poor bastard.
>inb4 white knight faggot
>>556615476
I thought that said "Autism" at the top when I first saw it...
>>556615952
GERHARD LINKEMEYER <3
>>556615476
more sonic bullshit
>>556613861
daaaat face brooo
>>556613861
Those aren't even good. Rockstar's regular flavor is decent though. Still a faggot if you think drinking a lot of caffeine makes you cool.
>>556614336
His phallus is sharper than his arrow.
His name shall be...
Chief Stabs With Dick
>>556615952
Atheists and Democrats/Liberals/Progressives.
And Catholics.
Fresh oc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKlWcxmQlqs
>Laughinggirls.jpeg
Refers to himself as "bangout"
>>556614837
>fuck you kevin stop showin evryone at school my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit
every time
>>556613861
Bet he's what most of you faggots look like. Stop shaming you peers /b/
>>556616707
Because apparently he's banging out babies
>>556616458
just get out
You looking for some fine cringe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhWLz7nzs1w
>Imagine the odor.
>>556615212
>Protects me from my big brother when he comes into my room
And now I feel bad for this kid, having an abusive family member sucks when you are a kid.
>>556616302
just found a part of a fanfiction in one of my folders, will dump
>1/5
>>556616638
>I choose the higher rode of wit and reason
>higher rode of wit and reason
>rode
>reason
>wit
>>556617441
2/5
>>556614837
pssssssh
>>556617029
which one of you guys did this? own up.
>>556617531
>deaththekid
that is the edgiest fucking thing ever. it has to be a ruse
>>556616516
I've always thought about how funny it would be to see this person get nigger stomped in the face.
>>556615319
Anyone aside from me sometimes feel bad for asian girls because they are fetishized by some of the least desirable people on the planet?
Its especially bad at cons.
>>556617576
3/5
>>556617352
I can't deal with this level of cringe.
>>556617884
4/5
>>556613861
The pinnacle of humanity has been reached.
>>556615828
Holy fuck I lost it with the video.... Good lord he was coked up...
>mfw subliminal safety signals
>>556616090
>Fat fuck that would die if he had to spend a week in the woods
>Fuck the industrialized world
>Industrialized world is keeping him alive
>blissfully unaware of the fact
>>556617234
Ill get out
Get out my penis to stimulate your mothers vagina
>>556615212
>hates love and people
lel
These are adults. Think about that.
>>556618037
5/5
link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/5/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL
>>556617531
i want to fuck his butthole
>>556613861
Same guy as OP pic?
>>556618125
fukkin rekt
>>556615828
I think he meant "I will not hesitate to eat you"
>>556618125
>>556615476
>the most fast hedgehog in the hole world
>>556617352
Oh jesus fuck. Help....
I'm dying..
dying
dying now
now
>now help cnt breathe
>>556618348
yep, appears so
>>556618089
You stupid nigger, in a non industrialised world, you wont have to live in the wood, we just w Ko nt be that depended by materials.
>>556613861
come at me bro
>>556616784
i heard there is a game in the works
trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18
>>556615952
Uh who was record this...? Don't tell me he put up this video himself
>>556618476
>>556618468
naww i like his body. i wanna seed dem eyes
>>556618476
you got a problem with me gaylord?
I fuck you up anytime
Prepare yourself.
>>556615983
it gets so hot in the sex attic during the summer
>>556613861
Fresh OC
>>556618251
None of you will survive.
I have more if you manage to make it through this.
>>556615952
I have the weirdest boner right now...
>>556614336
He looks like Timmy from Whitest Kids U Know.
>>556618679
Every fucking time
>>556615953
good steel katana tho
>>556618679
>>556618489
>>556616840
ffs
>>556615212
"I will set you on fire stupid gay" sounds alpha as fuck
>>556618459
can you repeat that sentence, because I have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say?
Also humans have always been dependent on materials
>>556615952
>>556618508
>556618508
he did, gerhard linkemeyer!
>>556615828
I was afraid he was gonna kill them.
>>556618679
i actually vomited in my mouth
>>556615212
"I Will set you on fire stupid gay"
>>556614837
>nine inch nails (on finger)
>nine inch nails (the band)
>dislikes Trent Reznor
Makes me laugh every time. Mainly due to sheer lack of understanding his thought process.
>>556618971
Your an illiterate nigger, gtfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIXwCvgjos0
>>556617352
.......... too much embrassment for my empathy
made this a minute ago
>>556618679
Fuck you
I hope there's a cute twink there for me when i'm old and grey
>>556618242
kek
>>556613861
>>556619476
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
>>556618679
># I love you daddy!
>>556616938
I'm glad there are still emo boys. That look has produced many an attractive bitchboy.
>>556619364
Her facial aesthetics look like a pig's
>>556613861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3V2GLN_moc
His entire channel, but my favorite is this one.
>>556619364
>pic related
>>556618242
you're not alone, I go to cringethreads hoping for alt/emo boys
>>556618679
That's not his actual father, Daddy is a term the gays use for an older man
>>556618824
Fuck me I didn't post the link.
Time to repeat myself like a moron...
None of you will survive.
I have more if you manage to make it through this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QBjj_Czs0A
>>556618725
so did he hit that pussy or no?
heres some OC
>>556619718
oh god i know this kid.
Nate-O
>>556618339
I wish he would wear a disguise tho. Just look at this face. You can see all of his teenage angst pouring out of it. Ew.
>>556617857
Yes.
>>556618679
this actually made me laugh
this raise a question
from the son's profile pic, you can practically be sure he's gay
the dad probably fucks him in the ass
>>556614336
he looks like someone melted Jon Stewart for a hunger games fanfiction
>>556619207
God why..
>>556619958
3edgy5me
>>556614804
thats not beta. thats alpha sumos teaching their sumo kids sumo
>>556619828
Thanks, I didn't know that.
Gay culture is unsurprisingly revolting.
>>556618679
I dated a girl who kissed her dad on the mouth. Shit was weird
>>556619828
You seem to know much about gays..
>Inb4 fag
>>556619958
Jayk Larsen... a friend of yours?
fb / JaykieJayk
>>556619979
Nate-O??
>>556617693
Holy fuck.
Reddit is so sad.
>>556613861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLgPWYN959Q
Guy "coming out" as a brony
And another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3shsnVtpE
>>556620245
>Gay culture
That's an oxymoron.
>>556619718
Nate?
Holy shit
>>556619828
You should know, expert
>>556615952
Living the dream
>>556618468
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>556620283
hahahahaa i wouldnt say a friend.. but ya i know the kid
>mfw
>>556617871
>has a key chain
alpha as fuck
>>556616638
*tips fedora
>>556619218
You're*
I hope you can appreciate the irony.
>>556619207
dont have a pic, but have a story related to this
>be me
>work as cashier in retail
>lady and presumed son come in
>lady is probably around 60, has a big cast on her foot, so she hops in one of the motorized carts
>son is probably 30 something, wearing brony shirt, nothing physically wrong
>also gets in motorized cart
>fast forward about an hour
>they come through my lane
>fuck yes
>son sits there while mom takes things out of both their carts, despite her having a massive fucking boot
>she yells at son, he starts helping
>loads packs of MLP playing cards on to the belt
>mom sees, "why Ben, why?"
>BECAUSE MOM ITS MY LIFE AND ITS HOW I WANT TO LIVE
>she fucking buys her 30 year old son's MLP trading cards
>has same face as the dad in this picture, that face of "where the fuck did I go wrong?"
>almost broke out laughing right in his face, don't think mom would have cared
>>556620378
lol w/e man yolo
>>556620245
>>556620378
Whats weird is that gays, lesbians, bisexuals, trans, they all hate each other. Its a goddamn toxic environment when you look at it.
Its funny how they preach about acceptance and they are the most bigoted people you will ever meet
>>556619709
oh god, I've seen the pic of those two getting married, its horrible that they reproduced
not beta, but cringe
>>556617693
virgin/10
>average redditor
>>556617531
Problem is, this kid will likely become the next school shooter. We should heed his warning.
>>556620616
I'm bisexual and can't stand the "community." There are a few good ones, like the ones who fought for sodomy laws to be rewritten and get sexuality as a protected status for employment discrimination. But I have to keep myself on the DL because there are so many faggots (different from gays) and "allies."
>>556620593
Sweet jesus its things like this that make me thing retroactive abortions should be legal in extreme cases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0gFj35Rl_Q
god this is so awkward
>>556620283
gotta love it when you recognize someone on here eh?
>he one of your friends?
what is this shit
>>556619476
hahahahaha
>>556620975
I'm a straight guy, a few gay friends, I went to a few GSA meetups at my university. Some of the people there are cool but most of them are just way to into their own sexuality, as in its their only real defining trait they talk about.
That and a lot of them hate, and I mean hate bisexuals. I feel bad for you anon. Male or female bis tend to get the worst of it.
And I could never get a straight answer why, why do gays and lesbians hate bisexuals?
>>556620890
Nah, emo and scene kids are all about spectacle. This kid won't go on a school shooting because he's found somewhere he belongs. As unintuitive as that sounds, he and his ilk are just posturers.
>>556620461
rename fb pics.
or everyone can check em
>>556619878
I survived, give me your worst
>>556619709
wtf I saw their wedding foto few years back in "ugly people" thread and now they have produced offspring? oh god why
OC
actually alpha as fuck
>>556620975
word word word word word
"the community"
keeps me and me bi-ness home many weekends
>>556620593
>30y old son
>Still getting his mom to buy him MLP cards
>Wont help her unload bags even though her leg is broken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_8cfVpXbo
>>556617834
It's a character on Soul Eater.
>>556614837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18
>>556617352
my cringeometer exploded
>>556621387
i dont care. lol
>captcha: felefeel wich
>>556615319
Holy shit, there's a tramp in Norwich who looks like that guy would if he didn't shave for two days.
Nice guy though. Has a dog.
>>556621557
jasper?
>>556619878
>handsome man
That's a a pet name my parents often called me by as a youngster. I just through up a little watching him call his car by that name is he prepares to fuck it.
>>556621281
>Why do gays and lesbians hate bisexuals?
Go to /lgbt/ (actually don't), and the answer is pretty clear. Gays don't appreciate that bisexuals can more or less blend in with heterosexuals thanks to their shared interest in the opposite sex. There's a commonly-held idea among gay men that a bisexual partner will only be in a relationship with them until he finds the woman he's going to marry and have children with.
Lesbians hate bisexual women because, again, they fit in with straights. This is compounded by all the women willing to make out with each other for male attention.
It's like tumblr, where one group thinks it's "more oppressed," and ignores that people experience life not as members of a demographic, but as individuals.
>>556618125
>>556621281
I had a gay teacher and after 2 years I only found out about it. Why? Because his sexuality wasn't his defining characteristic.
Made me hate the gay community even more. At least the stereotypical ones.
>>556617352
Sweet saucy mama. I physically cringed.
>>556616659
dashcon fail?
>>556621863
fucking christ
>>556621281
They don't "pick sides" in what a huge part of the community considers a war on cis and straight people.
>>556618616
Ekuensu Orcha.jpg
>white devil
>>556615212
I read gay as goy for a while and laughed.
>>556615828
>dusty rhodes
>>556619884
Course not dude. Mr beta was outplayed like a fool
>>556617352
Fuk, the fat neckbeard with the crabs
>>556619175
Yeah, it's not like trent razner (sic) has anything to do with nine inch nails.
>>556622458
Please tell me that is fake.
>>556621495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f59N37xH0Ng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AzUv3LXDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SExUL4NwuNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SExUL4NwuNg
I'm not gonna lie. These aren't as bad as I pumped them up to be seeing as I couldn't find nor remember the insane ones and assuming you haven't seen all the regulars.
>>556621859
>This is compounded by all the women willing to make out with each other for male attention.
>more oppressed
>Implying anyone really even cares about lesbians living together at all
I understand that some pretty crazy shit happens to gay people like "Jesus camps" and the slowly dying out bouts of gay bashing, but come on
Why should lesbians care about girls being willing to make out with girls for male attention, wouldn't that be something they could watch and enjoy? Same as straight guys.
Whats the issue about bis being able to fit in with straights? doesn't that just make them a bridge to which everyone can just get along?
>>556614837
damn it fucking hedgeheg gets me every time
>>556622485
>idk if to laugh or feel bad
>>556622458
>that was my friend haha
I used this line a couple hours later to 'break up' with a girl after she said she'd date me over ICQ. Thankfully her friend was also the one who initially said "yes" for her too. No harm, no foul I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HruVa4LpU7M
the fuck
>>556622108
tanx indernez
>>556616638
Tipping intensifies
>>556614336
Why was this picture ever taken?
>>556620251
That's pretty hot.
>>556615828
I AM THE COMPETITION
top kek
>>556622163
>war on cis and straight people
Thats quite possibly the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard, and I brows 4chan on my days off
Whats the end game? For them to be the majority, because they they will be the "Cis"
>>556615212
I hope he becomes a sick pyromaniac in the future
>>556622485
looks like that little pony won't be getting hired anytime soon, or ever
>>556622985
alpha/10
>>556620376
Just watched this. Some of the comments are gold.
>>556622485
Sad thing is, he ruined a great resume.
I would hire him, but I couldn't stand him personally.
>>556619476
>>556622485
If he put that amount of time and effort in to making an actual, decent resume, I'm pretty sure he'd get hired just about anywhere, but it's just really hard to take any of this seriously
>>556623170
>>556618679
>>556622790
FUCK NO, THAT SECOND VIDEO, I CAN'T TAKE IT.
The way the guy talks into the mic, fuck, I can't take it.
>>556623251
>basically the real marine
fb/DianaNicoleI?fref=ts
some anon posted this in a similar thread yesterday. this delusional woman thinks she's being remotely raped via some application
>>556622108
holy fuck how can anybody actually be this retarded?
Plutokin
>>556619958
Who the fuck agreed to take that picture of him? And what the fuck were they thinking at that time? That it'd actually be cool?
>>556616915
Tell that retard it's spelled llello, fucker has probably never hit a bump in his life.
>>556613861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs-mbwuFVU
>>556622859
>Why should lesbians care about girls being willing to make out with girls for male attention, wouldn't that be something they could watch and enjoy?
Because you're not dealing with reasonable women who have sex with women. You're dealing with raging bull-dykes. They see the behavior of bisexual women as not genuine. Their insecurity means that they cannot see the behavior of bisexual women in the proper context; they feel it has something to do with lesbian life. To bull-dykes, bisexuals are "fakers" that evoke many uncomfortable feelings. Again, you're not dealing with people capable of any meaningful empathy.
>Whats the issue about bis being able to fit in with straights?
They're "fakers," too.
>>556616090
2edgy4me
>>556613861
Cringe that he would drink that piece of shit
That shit is fucking piss-tier terrible. How could anyone drink this?
>>556615319
shiiet i sometimes clench my fists like that in pictures without thinking, hope it aint a sign of being an aspie or something
>>556621683
I was just about to post that.
>>556621225
Fuck sake. White people.
>>556617029
Typical /b/ro
>>556622663
I was thinking exactly the same
>>556623119
It's just basic them and us reasoning. And it's harder to label bis. Also a lot of people think they're cowards for not picking sides that way either and don't recognize bisexuality as a legit sexuality.
>>556617693
this can't be real
>>556621225
clearly he is their prophet to lead them from the sodom below
>>556622985
gold
>>556623469
platinum
>>556620975
You prove here a long-standing belief of mine mate. There will ALWAYS be cunts anywhere you look, who will be the most outspoken members of a society and thus make the rest look bad. I see it as the difference between a nigger and a black guy. The nigger has eight kids and no job and deals crack to his homies, whilst the black guy has a steady job and a good family. Etc etc etc.
>>556623471
his other beta friend(s)
> maby he got more now
his caption for that pic was
>emo pics are hard to take
>>556615929
>implying that's it's true
>>556616707
>Bangout
Now there is a word i like, its like a mixture of a booty call and a hang out. I am totally using this from here on in.
>>556623469
This cant be real either haha.
Can it.....?
>>556616659
Calls it fresh..
> been posted on every board for 2 days..
>>556614804
That's badass
rate my battlestation, /b/rothers
>>556614336
Lars Ulrich
>>556623471
i found another hahah
>>556617352
>white people
>>556624180
I want a girl to want me that bad. Why not abuse the situation anon
>>556624157
11/10
>>556623584
the guy that made these videos is pretty cringe too tbh. this opportunity was wasted on his cheerleading antics.
>>556623469
the even cringier part is that one of the people who liked it is named "faux-hawks-and-feminism"
>>556619709
shieeet they actually managed to procreate?! Maybe the kid will luck out and become a normal looking average of it's parents but dang he must have some fucked up genetics
>>556615952
king of /b/
OC shit right here
>>556624157
>that moldy hardwood
FUCK
cleaning my room now, thanks anon
>>556623962
>>556624104
We can all hope not
>>556621202
>>556624157
Oil pls
>>556616776
In what was is this cringe-worthy? It's just a card of Sister from RVB. The description isn't even euphoric.
>>556624157
well at least it's beer and not McDonalds drinks
>>556622790
That fucking second video.
Next gen autistic
>>556623620
>They are just pissed because when two lesbians fuck neither one of them wants to go down on the hairy unwashed nethers
>>556617531
i go with this bro, bet he moans like a cute little girl
>>556618242
>>556618242
>>556624390
A+ example of how manginas really feel, thanks for confirming my worldview.
>>556622963
that fucking guy.
Fuck I hate that bastard.
>>556624553
>>556624431
>moist
>>556624390
Those last two lines are fuckin killer
was this guy a beta?
>>556621530
>>556613861
HOLY SHIT, THAT'S AUSTIN POWERS
>>556616516
you're *
>>556623715
HAHA FAT CUNT.
tears at this
>>556624838
HAHAHA. Fantastic, but that could be the weed talking.
>>556615953
Oh god
>bought a fifty dollar watch using good boy points
>good boy points
>>556624803
And how the fuck does he send something like that 6 hours after being shut down so hard?
>>556621906
The janitor at our secondary school was gay. Took 4 years to find out for the same reason, he was just a man. He hated faggots. Must suck though. You like men, but hate faggots, who the fuck are you gonna be with?
>>556618468
Aside from him being a giant faggot, those big fucking meat heads are retarded though.
I'm all for being in shape, fit and healthy, but unless you're carrying massive boulders around all day, there is no fucking reason to be that muscled, to the point where you can't even keep your arms at your sides.
>>556624969
want aids tbh
>>556625154
other men
>tfw nothing to put my shekels on
>>556616638
TEARS
>>556624838
Doodpool pls
>>556615828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOw2yWMSfk
This show is fantastic for cringe.
>>556625215
>9gag
>>556617352
I'm having trouble coping with this
>>556625331
>>556624431
wouldfuck/10
>>556624157
>>556615983
Sex attic? I thought they shut that place down!
>>556625215
>Having fun
Nightmare fuel.
fucking jayk larsen
>>556625385
and no one made fun of it
What does AH mean?
>>556625131
Sheer incompetence
>>556624303
>People who aren't white
>Worthwhile people
choose one
>>556625215
<3 this
haha
asians r weird
>>556625421
hot
>>556625215
Whu...whut?
>>556625425
ayy LMAO
>>556618348
>>556618348
>>556618348
>>556618348
Thank you fuck
All i was thinking!
>2011 + 3
>booming too early
Beta as fuck
>>556618776
dyxj=wefuw32uu22un
>>556616840
>Picard is an excellent diplomat
>>556619709
The funniest part is that he's a 2 Lt. Most officer's wives are hot. He is going to be the laughing stock of his battalion.
>>556625621
Thanks Heaven-san
>>556624719
>>556618171
this is tumblr , what do you think they do in their free time
>>556625553
USVI slags tier
>>556623715
>I knocked a boy's water bottle of his desk
It probably just entered her fucking orbit.
>>556625421
he looks really successful. he must have a lot of money and be really good at what he does.
>>556620376
>mfw his dad reacts to the clopping part
The guy in the second video has the same voice and way of speaking as my very autistic housemate.
>>556625493
>dis guy gets it
Hi . My name is James, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day betting on mainstream football. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever won an Asian handicap? I mean, I guess it’s fun making 7 fold premier league accys because of your lack of obscure footy knowledge, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than scorecast betting.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I’ve won over £800k on Asian handicaps, and even 1st half goal line bets too. What bets have you won, other than “Muh Dainava money-train”? I also get paid to do this too, I have a facebook group with over 500 paying members (They all love me; Shit is SO cash). You are all degenerates who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me after winning all my bets.
>>556625292
The solution seems strangely obvious now that you pointed it out...
>>556622790
>>556624180
>Please respond
>>556617029
wouldnt call this beta maybe YLYL material
>Kumar
>>556624157
>warm beer
0/10
>>556617857
yeah, now when i think about it...
>>556625772
You know heaven is just the ID you get when you sage, right?
>>556623432
>doesn't know about tulpas
>doesn't know about headmates
>doesn't know about otherkin
Shit kid, I envy you, this is tumblr-mild.
>>556623715
sure it wasnt gravity knocking it off the desk?
>>556625983
>>556617352
And I thought I was a faggot...
>>556616659
>OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKig0G6_T0s
Video related
>>556625983
i thought this was a beta thread?
>>556625870
lel
>>556623732
When they gotta go fast.
>>556621530
>dat nigger
Can't tell if male or female or trans or some shit.
>>556626213
He probably uses fractions instead of decimals. What a faggot
>>556618489
my body is not ready
>I don't want to join a golfing association for a mere £10 a month