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ITT: We sit in class
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ITT: We sit in class
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*sniff*
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*giggles*
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yawn
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*scuffs shoe against desk leg, it sounds like a fart, so does it again so everyone knows it wasn't a fart*
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>>556593715
Hey babe, wanna go out?
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>>556593632
ask's to use the restroom
doesn't come back
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>>556593632
*cough*
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>>556593632
God damnit Opie, I've always hated sitting in class. Why do you make me do it on my vacations? I'll just start drawing doodles 'n shiet.
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*fart*
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SILENCE!
Everyone get out your math homework!
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Nice lighting.
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>>556593715
*shoots spitball at*
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>>556593632
Anyone have an extra pencil??
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*start reading Redwall*
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*throws spitball at anons* Loser!
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>>556593793
>Giving a fuck if people thinks its a fart or not
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>>556593632
*draws pictures of dicks in notebook while the teacher doesn't notice*
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"gross, who just farted a couple of times?"
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>>556593881
Shut up ,nerd!
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Wasn't there supposed to be a quiz today?
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>>556593864
Summerfag detected!!!
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>>556593965
*looks at autistic kid in the back*
wtf...
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>>556593632


HEY TEACHER DID YOU CHECK THE HOMEWORK?!
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*draws cocks on desk*
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CLASS? CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
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*phone ringing*
My little poneeee
I used to wonder what frenchship could be
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Why do you suck so much dick?
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>>556594176
silence
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>>556594068

*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
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>>556594101
What the hell is a summerfag faggot?
Jesus, this nerds are getting weirder everyday.
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*starts throwing pencils into the ceiling tiles*
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>>556594068
shit, I didn't study
Teacher, I has diabeetus I need to go to the nurses office!
*Leaves classroom for nurses office and just wanders aimlessly around campus for 30 minuets just to waste time*
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>>556593881
>homework
>in class
It's called homework for a reason cocksucker
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look at 'her'
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>>556594147
*Stares confused and protests* in anger to the teacher *
>where is she anyways
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>>556594101
>Implying
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*Starts getting a boner*

shit... Shit... SHIT
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Sits down and looks at hot bitche in front of me
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>>556594176
Shut your whore mouth bitch, before you get cut.
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>shit on pants
>don't want anyone to notice
>class smells like eggs
>everybody is looking at me
>I yell "Its only the smeelz
>tell everyone that anon besides me farted
>w8 untill class is over and everybody leaves so i can go to the toilet
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>>556594360
>she
*imagine her butt hole*
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>>556593632
*knock knock*
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Give me a fucking A or I will stab you with the protractor.
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Has anyone seen Eric or Dylan yet today?
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*clicks bic pen nonstop*
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>>556594394
Anon, would you like to come up to the board and solve this problem for the class?
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>>556594501
*anon why imagine what you can see*
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>>556594328
'She' looks back
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>>556594145
You fucken prick
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>>556594394
anon, you can come up to the class and share your presentation now
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>>556594113
*looks back and shoots a pencil in your motherfucking eye*
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*shits self, hopes nobody notices...*
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>>556593632
*looks out window from my desk, witch is located second to last row, next to the window.
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>>556593632
I just shit myself. Can I be excused?
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* massive wank *
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*silently fucks fleshlight
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*does work*
*leaves early*
*gets high*
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Good morning class!
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>>556594531
I've heard they both have headaches
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I want to go home... Fuck this shit.
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>>556594762
Fuckin cunt you better smoke me out
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"Miiiissss, Moot keeps putting his dick on my desk!"
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>>556594767
Sup coach.
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>>556594516
who's there?
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>>556594630
quickly look the otherway and pretend I didnt look, hope she didnt see me. Face gets hot as fuck, hope im not blushing
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>>556594762
*class isn't over dickhead*
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*phone rings
"shake ya dicks ya dicks, are the motherfuckers ready for the fatherfuckers"
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>>556594905
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*pants shat*
"what's that smell"
"eww it's anon"
*everyone runs out*
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*yells* OH MY GOD A FIRE
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>>556594303
*Gets back to classroom after wandering aimlessly just to waste time*
What did I miss?
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>>556594791
kek
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Teacher if you give me a homework pasd I will give you a hundred bucks.
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>>556594271
>not knowing what a summerfag is

Please kid, just leave before you embarrass yourself even more.
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>>556594756
*cums in fleshlight*
*too much*
*its making a rapidly growing puddle on the floor*
*room begins filling with cum*
"why anon why"
*everyone drowns in cum*
*last words*
"i came buckets"
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>>556595317
*opens drain*
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>>556595026
Sorry about that. I had Taco Bell earlier.

*Walks up to anon with giant ass fudge stain in pants and dry humps him*
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>>556593632

*Starts smacking hands on my desk*
*I accidentally smudged my drawing of sonic and now I'm pissed*
*Start screeching and looking around with red eyes of rage*
*No one better fuckin look at my potato ass or I'll attack*
*Start drooling all over myself while screeching in carious pitches*
*Start pressing my man tits together really hard out of frustration*
*My fuckin sonic drawing, fuck*
*tard wranglers come in to calm me down*
*Start snapping all of my pencils in half and throwing them around will screeching and farting*
*I have a box full of pencils, so ammo is a plenty*

SAAAAAAAANICCCCCCCC
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*sits in the second to last seat on the left, by the window*
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>>556593991
/thread
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>>556594927
Well he's clearly not interested in me
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Japanese class is starting
repeat efter me with your butt crack
Sushi, bushin, gako tinko, hajimeto ,boku desudesu tako maniukoe, honda, pizza, gokuro narunarutosu, faggoturo, basketu
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>>556595509
Now, now, Adam. Did your mother give you your Ritalin this morning?
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Whres the fucking teacher? Jonah hill is on crack again.
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>>556595528
hey new kid that's where I always sit, get the fuck out of my chair
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*asks what class is this with 1 headphone in ear rocking out music*
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>>556595459
*starts dryhumping back*
[lauhghing intensifies]
"LOL NOHOMOMO BROBRO"
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>>556593793
I do this all the fucking time. Need to switch up the sound slightly or make it last longer to make it perfectly clear.
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*Lights up a smoke*

Want a drag?
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c-c-can i go to the bathroom pl0x?
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>>556595953
Yo give me a cig.
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*picks nose and gets a nosebleed* can i go to the nurses office
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*look around to make sure no one is watching me* *browse 4chan on phone* *it is a classroom thread*
>Fuck.
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>plays pokemon under the desk
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>>556593959
> brian jacques
> my nigga
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>>556594321
fucking this.
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>>556596117
*Tosses anon a cig*
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>lean close to anon friend
>closer anon
>closer
>closer
>mouth to ear
>"Nipples."
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*start poket faping behind gurl i liek*
*can't handle poket,take out dick*
*want cum to get on her somehow*
*cum on piece of papper. using a rubber band and the paper with cum on, shot her in the face*
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>>556593632
comes in with a fully loaded AK-47, while wearing my trenchcoat. SO YOU WANNA DATE ME NOW? And start shooting everybody
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>>556593632
>Walk in with trench coat
>Pull gun out
>Shoot up the classroom
>Tips fedora
>Walks out
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>>556596504
Dis sum good shit nigga.
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wtf are we doing here its summer.

Aren't we supposed to be on /b/ right now guys?
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>>556596592
>>556596612
OH SHIT
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>teacher is looking at me
>she must want the D
>I whip out my stick of fury
>start fapping slowly
>keep eye contact
>I speed up
>super fapp mode engaged
>release my fluids onto the guy sitting in front of me
>mfw he's nigger
>teacher says: "anon get the fuck out"
>open the door
>get in the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>556595953
Yeah mate.I got weed we can smoke some pot when the class ends. *takes cig, lights it up, puts second headphone in and starts playing pokemon red on phone*
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*draws a dick in anons notebooks*
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>>556594448
this reminds me of when i blamed my big ass fart on Lane.
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>>556596653
Don't ruin it for the children tyrone.
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>>556596768
>get in the floor
>get in
>in
fucking pleb
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>>556596276

"I gave anon this nurse pass because he is a raging faggot."
-Teacher
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>>556596509
>leans into anon friends loving embrace
>kisses anon friends cheek
>mouth to anon lovers ear
>''TITTY.''
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>>556596509
Go on . . .
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>>556596897
>>>556596653 (You)
>Don't ruin it for the children tyrone.
fuk u le meme arrow

edgy 360 walked away
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>>556595696

SHUD DA FUCK UPPPPP FUCKIN SANICCCC

*Start running around like pic related*
*Jump on the desk of hottest girl in class*
*Screech right in her fucking face*
*Try to jump off, miscalculate, and eat some serious shit*
*Get even more pissed*
*Flip the nearest desk over and pounce at one of the tard wranglers*
*Clutch at her face and scratch her cheeks, poke her eyes*

SAAAAANICCCCCCCC

*Run off and smash into the wall*
*Inhale as deep as possible while shaking and clenching/unclenching fists*
*Let out a wild roar and smash my head into the wall to display dominance*
*I am the apex predator*
*Turn my furious gaze on the room while squeezing one man tit in each hand and running my tongue over my teeth*
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>>556596976
Where the fuck is my pass bitch I have to take a raging piss.
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>>556596976
*Takes the pass out of your hand and gets blood on your fingers* thanks
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HEY MOTHERFUCKERS

YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE SO FUCKING FUNNY MAKING FUN OF ME FOR BEING FAT AND HAVING BRACES

WELL THE JOKE'S ON YOU NOW, FAGGOTS

>*fires shots across classroom*
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>>556597147
"Tyrone shut the fuck up you have to keep writing your essay about ape hoop for extra credit."
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*Sees girl sitting across from me*
*She's wearing a shirt with big-ass sleeves*
*She's not wearing a bra*
*Try to look down her shirt*
*Sees underage flat nipple*
*gets boner*
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>>556595246
>falling for this much bait
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>>556597290
whoa there budy, pal o mine, remember all our good times, remmember,,, dont u buddy??? dont you remember?????????????
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>>556597290
*takes gun away*
*shoves gun up fatass*
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Guys is neap from the legend of neal here?
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>>556596973
>I'm typing on my small ass phone keyboard
>on a bumpy as fuck bus
>'I' is right next to 'o' on the keyboard
Fuck me right?
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>>556597290
*uses powers of ultra fapping to flood your face with cum*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRcYf06iMs

*accidentally unplug headphones*
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>>556597321
Bitch I'll just piss on yo honkey ass face.3hunna!
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>>556594068
o shi
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>>556597290
Hey, fatass metal mouth!
Not our fault that you can't get into Heaven.
Now sit down before your diabetic ass passes out.
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*slowly pulls out chair squeeking on the floor as everyone stares and takes seat in far right of 2nd to last row*
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>>556594321
are you fucking retarded? The teacher asked to take out your homework so he could see if you have done it at home.
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>>556597501
you aren't on a bus
you're in a classroom
*moves to farther away desk*
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>>556597430

*shoots in the dick*

>>556597450

*uses incredible bowel movement to reverse-digest it and pull it back out of mouth*

>>556597513

*slurps it all with pleasure*

BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES
>*fires more shots*
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>>556593991
>not giving a fuck what people think
>having BO
>wearing shitty clothes
>not washing hair
>visiting 4chan and posting about what an upstanding alpha male you are
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>>556597290
Even if you kill me at least i wont be a fat piggly fuck
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>>556597714
"I dont care. I shit on jordans everyday when i get home and think of you."
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>>556594147
that would be me.

Every fucking class, every fucking day. Cocks on the desk, cocks on the wall. Cock in pencil, cock in sharpie.

You name it, I cocked it.
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>wanders out the door and down the hall to go make fun of the special ed students
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>>556598173
Even your own cock?
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>>556598016
*kid accidentally shoot moot*
*4chan never made*
*all disappear*
*femminazis win*
u dun fucked up
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>>556597290
defeats with superior nippon steel
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*Makes magic mushroom tea*
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*Walks in the classroom
*AHEM
SHIT DOWN, CLASS
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Guys where the fuck is Neal.
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>>556598157
Biytch nigga ima tell my nigga drake to pop ya then.

Teacher bitch messin with my nigga quan.YOLO niggas.
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>>556598483

Neal was called in sick with a bad case of herpaghonnesyphyllaids. He won't be back until tomorrow. I'm sure it's not contagious at all.
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>>556598453
Who the fuck are you. Go home this is my classroom you veluptuous faggot.
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>>556597996

*Hears the word retarded*
*The gauntlet had been thrown*
*Attack this mother fucker and start smacking the shit out of his with open palm slaps*
*I call them open palm strikes because I believe I am some sort of ninja*
*Lose balance because Im fat as fuck and retarded to boot*
*Fall on the kid im smacking the fuck out of*
*Start biting his mouth, hoping to draw blood*

SAAAANICCCC YEW MUDDER FUCKER

*do the fattest most awkward somersault in the world*
*My shitty ass is displayed to everyone*
*Looks like my ass had been spackled shut with peanut butter*

FFUUUUUUUUUUUU

*Screeches*

ROOOOOOOOWWWW REEEEE REEEE REEEEEE ROW
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>>556598453
>SHIT DOWN, CLASS
Okay teacher.

>stands on desk
>pulls down pants
>takes a disgusting shit all over my desk and legs
>sits back down on chair with pants still down
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>>556597568
ahahahhahah thats the song me and my girl fuck to.
>proceed to fap (slang for masturbation)
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>>556598453

No you.
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"sorry I'm Late"

>>556598728

"Oh shit......"
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>>556593632
ok
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I hear OP lets people screw him in the bathroom in between classes can anyone confirm this?
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>>556598671
What about the tard wranglers.
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Teacher anon has a gameboy in his backpack
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>tears ass back in the door with a 350 tard in full gorilla rage mode hot on my heels.

"OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK I PISSED IT OFF!"
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*jumps into class from a window*

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS!
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>>556598016
myy buddy my pal! now is not the time for pda! e could take this 2 tha bedroom
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>>556598930

ROOWWWWWWW REEEEEEEEEEEE ROW ROW ROW REEEEEEEEEEEE

*shove both hands down my pants*
*dig around while looking you in the eyes*
*low screeches*

row row reeeeeeee rowwwww

*Pull my hands out of my tight fitting walmart jeans to show them to you*
*They are covered from tip to wrist in brown goo*
*I slowly smile, one eye on you, the other eye on my shitty hands*

row reeree row

*Anger begins to return*

roooooOOOOOOWWWWWW REEEEEEEEEEE

*Lunge across the room and grab your face, spitting and shrieking with all of my might*
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>>556593632
fuck it's the principal.
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>>556598958


I just wanna be cool and relevant
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*Stops time, undress and fuck all the 10/10 girls in school*
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>>556593632
>PA comes on
*we are now in a lock down situation*
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>>556599141
And you suck dicks. Sit down.
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>>556598728
Got dammit. Who let Randy the Retard out of his cave again?
*Takes out a cuptake
Come here Randy. See? Mmmhhh. Delicious cupcake for you
*Get you back in the cave and lock the lock
*Sighs*
*You can do this anon. Get these kids on a right track*
>>556598859
*Goes all the way over to this anon*
*Looks you directly in the eyes*
*Whispers: Listen here you little punk. I don't want to deal with you rebellion-tennage-faggot-attitude. Put you pants back on that disgusting body of yours, sit down and shut the fuck up
*Stand up*
OKAY CLASS. Who hasn't done their homework. Let me see those hands
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>>556599385

topkek. (that was an awesome get, btw.)
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TEACHER EVEN THOUGH CLASS IS ALMOST OVER YOU FORGOT OUR HOMEWORK LETS CHECK IF PEOPLE HAVE IT NOW!
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>>556599395

*Stares tard faced rage in the eyes*

"you shall not pass"

*accept what is about to come as my hobbit friends flee to safety*
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>>556599512

Seriously, has everyone had that fantasy in high school? Are you me?
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>In summer school sitting in class
>Browse /b/
>See this thread
>therideneverends.jpeg
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>>556593632
what the hell is going on in here?
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POP QUIZ BITCHES!
First smartfag to answer correctly gets an A for this class.

Evaluate the integral of x^4sin(x^2)dx
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>>556599676
>Takes homework out of the guy in front of me's backpack
>Puts my name on it
Yes Teacher! Lets grade homework!
Randy, do you have your homework?
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>>556599486
corrected
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>>556599830
Niggers
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*secretly steal pencil from nearby anon and puts it in another anon's bag"
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>>556599830
Pussy
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>>556599676

You filthy fucking nigger.

>shanks you in the left ass cheek with a No. 2 pencil for the reminder.
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>>556599385
*sees Karen and unzips dick*
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*thinks* "God damn this sucks in here. I wish I was at home playing videogames"
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>>556600051

No, that's where I poop from! Teacher!
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>>556599903
lost
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>>556599087
*looks into the air*
*whistles*
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>>556599782

Summer school within summer school.

>We have to go derper.
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ZZzzzZzzzZZZzzzzz
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>>556599830
How do I calculus?
fuck you anon here's a matrix for you
44 21 18 6
-2 10 15 5
21 12 -12 4
-8 -16 4 9
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>>556599830
? x^4*sin(x) dx (from x=-?/3 to ?/3) = 0.
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>>556593632
anon
hey anon
anoon
heyy
penis :>>>>>>>>>
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I secretly poop under the desk and cover myself with old cheese. Then I penetrate to the inside of someones back and wait, reading manga on the meantime
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*starts masturbating*
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>>556598496
SHHHIIIIEEEEEEEEEEUUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE.
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>>556599830
u didnt give us an interval
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Guys I heard rumors that the teacher got titty fucked yesterday by 7 people and an ape.
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>>556600051


*takes sharpie out of pooper*
*writes "Karen's a total slut* on the back of the chair in front of me*
*draws stick figure of Karen sucking enormous cock*
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>>556600625
This is true. Now take your quiz before i write you up.
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>>556599512
STFU fagets! I stopped time, ya can't do anything while I'm fucking these frozen 10/10 bitches.
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>>556599745

REEE REE REEEEE ROWWWWWWWWWWW RAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*pulls pants down and start fucking cupcake and hard as I can*
*It disintegrates in my hand after three thrusts*
*hands are now covered in cupcake icing and tard shit*
*rub it on my face like war paint*

ree ree ROWW ree ree ROWW

*grab you by the beltloops and start swinging you around*
*Let you go at maximum velocity, you going flying into 10/10 blonde in class*
*you smash her into the wall and knock some of her teeth out with your skull*
*I see the blood and start to shake*
*The anger has subsided and has been replaced with something else*
*I am the Hunter now. the alpha. the omega*
*sweats break out along my brow and my cock gets rock hard in my pants*

s-s-s-s-s-SANNICCCC

REEEEEEEEEEEEE ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*Bounce my man titties a final time*
*attack the blonde 10/10 and clasp her bottom jaw in one hand, the top in the other*
*pry her open like a fucking book*
*blood is spraying me and my eyes get glossy*
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>>556600625
No wonder they reported your dad missing in the zoo
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>>556598671
I have a similar disease called herpasyphillarrheAIDS. Completely benign.
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*whispers to anon next to*
Psssst... Pssst, anon... Pssst.
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>>556600219
No words, only tears now
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>>556594791
kek
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*have raging boner¨
>"anon, pass to the front to solve this problem"
*panic because raging boner*
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>>556600910
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>>556601072

This...Doesn't hurt at all to be honest. Please, thrust deeper!
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>>556593632
Lol random!
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>>556599830
>x^4sin(x^2)dx
here have this Antiderivative
1/8(-3(2pi)^1/2 * S ((2/pi)^1/2 *x)+6*x*sin(x²)-4*x³cos(x²)) + C
>>
*masturbate*
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>>556601303
>my dad was in guerilla warfare
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>>556600939

I told you to quit playing Hide the Penny with Neal.

*starts rumor that anon has crabs and head lice and they hang out together in his copious man tittays*
>>
you guy's heard about the LSD? My dad told me he knew a guy who thought he was a glass of orange juice
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>>556601572

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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>>556601540
HEY! LOOK AT ANON! HE'S MASTURBATING!
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>>556601898
h-hey, shut the fuck up!
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>>556594230
Good question.
>>
>>556600259
>>556599903

Samefag faggot fag
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>>556601881

Drugs are bad. My brother died from injecting three marijuanas.
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>>556600963
Huh? What? What is it?
>>
>>556594448

>Stand up in class
>Unbuckle pants
>Pull them and underwear off
>Lie them on the ground
>Squat above them and hover

>shit on pants
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>>556602093
duuude what the fuuuck

anyways, did you heard? sandy likes john lmao
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>>556594791
phahahah
>>
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>>556594271
Also, this is bait
>>
360 cross-map someone with pencil from 2nd last row
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>>556602604

I'm gonna plant a gun in John's locker so he gets expelled. Sandy's mine.
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turn 360 degrees and walk away
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Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
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>>556594271
Sophomore fag, right between newfag and junior/fallfag and oldfag. This is not hard to understand.
>>
*goes all narcoleptic and falls out of chair. sleeps on floor.*
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>>556600861
Hey bitch suck my dick I ate my quiz you fucking slut.
>>
*puts apple on teachers desk*
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>>556599757
Are you him and am I you? I've had that fucking fantasy since middle school
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>>556603248
*grabs apple*
*shoves it up teachers asshole*
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>>556603248

*wakes up off floor*
*sees apple*
*walks to front of class, grabs apple, carves a hole through center of it.*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

*fucks apple in front of entire class*

*cum inside apple*
*hands appe back to teacher and take seat like not a damn thing happened.*
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>>556599757
Shit, yeah I have that thought maybe once a day.
>>
"HEY LOOK IT'S SNOWING"
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>>556602908
*shushes and throws out of window*
>>
>>556603832
>>556603476

I had some pretty elaborate fantasies about exactly that when I was in junior high. I even had a list of who I would fuck first to last.

Pseudo-rape fantasy? I think I was a pretty fucked up teenager...
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>>556604102

*takes clothes off and jumps out of window*
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Guys ima leave my magazine on my desk.I better not see any cum on it when I come back or I'll shoot your dick off.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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>>556604296

*shoots own dick off just to be safe.*
>>
Am I in the right clas!?!
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>>556604254
*follows, while yelling Indiana jones the tune*
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>>556602179
I think >>556602009 was looking at you masturbating, what do?
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>>556604538
Sit the fuck down and enjoy the rape and shit and fat kids.
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*takes teachers seat*
>>
*Takes phone out*
*Launches Chanu app and goes to /b/*
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>>556605245
*looks over shoulder*
What thread m8?
>>
>>556593793
yup this happens
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>>556605245
*takes away phone*
It's mine now faggot.
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>>556593881
Kill yourself fegget
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>>556599512
if i could stop time i would do this but i woild unfreeze time for a second and then pause it again just so that the girl would be traumatized and some faggots might freak out because they saw me fuck someone for a split second
>>
*throws desk in random direction for no fucking reason and yells, "YOLO you fucking faggots!"*
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>>556600527
*winks*
>>
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*starts reading about hitler and stuff*
*makes the salute*
*imprisones all the jews in class*
AUSCHWITZ
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>>556605905
Hey cockface calm your titties there.
>>
>on my phone
>/b/
>finish reading pic
>top kek
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>>556606112

*calms titties*

*sits on floor now that desk is halfway across the room*

*contemplates existence*

*finds meaning of life by accident but keeps it a secret like a selfish cockface.*
>>
>stands up
>looks around
>"There are like 2 girls in this class"
>sits
>puts on earphones
>watch big booty porn
>touches self quietly
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>>556605245
*slaps you for not using chain*
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>>556593991
This. Everyone is a faggot.
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>>556606570
*gets chair*
*bashes head repeatedly*
>>
*Sneaks in a quick drag from e cig*
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>>556606570
*flips over desk for cover*
*grab dem pencil ammo*
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>>556606594
>fek u nig
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>>556607139
All right then.
*slams head on table*
*grabs phone*
*hits head with phone*
>>
*rolls a joint*

*looks around to see if anyone smells this sticky icky*
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>>556606760
>>556607038
*Runs to teacher like a little bitch*
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>>556607694
TEACHER!!!
This stoner has drugs!!!
>>
>>556606303
hAI PIL
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>>556607925
stfu nerd
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>>556607408
>get call from black science man
>'sage is kill'
>'no'
>>
[hates everyone]
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>>556607925

*teacher uses me for weed hookup, so 0 fucks given*

*lights up, blows a MASSIVE hit in your face, then beats you have to death with your own My Little Pony Trapper Keeper*
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>>556608000
TEACHER!!!

He has a gun!
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i will pay $40 for the math assignment.
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>>556607694
My dog Carl.It want some.
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>>556607860
*opens fire*
*runs out of pencils*
*grabs text book*
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>>556608289

Bring that funky little fucker over here then. Gonna get your dog BAKED.
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>>556594767
What is this photo from a movie?
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:(
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>>556608663
Go get some carl.
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>asks teachers to use bathroom
>spends rest of lesson getting blazed in the shitty run down toilets nobody used.

goooooood times man
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>>556609068

*Picks up Carl*

C'mere you little badass.

*Takes a HUGE drag, cups hands over Carl's nose, and exhales slowly*

Enjoy that shit, my funky furball.
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Yo, anyone else wanna hit this?
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>>556608886

Bro, do you even Battle Royale?
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>>556608270
wtf no.
*takes out pocket knife*
Does this look like a gun to you?
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>>556610502
Now I do
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>>556610739
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>>556611028

There's a sequel too. Just make sure you're ready to read a movie. It's all subtitled, but definitely worth the time. Pretty sure it was the inspiration for this bullshit we have called The Hunger Games.
>>
Nigger.
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>>556594679
"hey kyon!"
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>>556611439
I can deal with that
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>>556593826
Your that one faggot in all my classes that ruin it for everyone.
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Teacher! You made a mistake on today's quiz, it's giving us the answers.
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Teacher.Anon gave me a handjob!
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>>556612447

Anon! You made a mistake by bringing it up, the bottom of my boot has a couple answers you missed.
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