>Giving a fuck if people thinks its a fart or not
shit, I didn't study
Teacher, I has diabeetus I need to go to the nurses office!
*Leaves classroom for nurses office and just wanders aimlessly around campus for 30 minuets just to waste time*
>shit on pants
>don't want anyone to notice
>class smells like eggs
>everybody is looking at me
>I yell "Its only the smeelz
>tell everyone that anon besides me farted
>w8 untill class is over and everybody leaves so i can go to the toilet
Give me a fucking A or I will stab you with the protractor.
Teacher if you give me a homework pasd I will give you a hundred bucks.
*cums in fleshlight*
*its making a rapidly growing puddle on the floor*
*room begins filling with cum*
"why anon why"
*everyone drowns in cum*
"i came buckets"
*Starts smacking hands on my desk*
*I accidentally smudged my drawing of sonic and now I'm pissed*
*Start screeching and looking around with red eyes of rage*
*No one better fuckin look at my potato ass or I'll attack*
*Start drooling all over myself while screeching in carious pitches*
*Start pressing my man tits together really hard out of frustration*
*My fuckin sonic drawing, fuck*
*tard wranglers come in to calm me down*
*Start snapping all of my pencils in half and throwing them around will screeching and farting*
*I have a box full of pencils, so ammo is a plenty*
Whres the fucking teacher? Jonah hill is on crack again.
*start poket faping behind gurl i liek*
*can't handle poket,take out dick*
*want cum to get on her somehow*
*cum on piece of papper. using a rubber band and the paper with cum on, shot her in the face*
>Walk in with trench coat
>Pull gun out
>Shoot up the classroom
Dis sum good shit nigga.
>teacher is looking at me
>she must want the D
>I whip out my stick of fury
>start fapping slowly
>keep eye contact
>I speed up
>super fapp mode engaged
>release my fluids onto the guy sitting in front of me
>mfw he's nigger
>teacher says: "anon get the fuck out"
>open the door
>get in the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
Don't ruin it for the children tyrone.
SHUD DA FUCK UPPPPP FUCKIN SANICCCC
*Start running around like pic related*
*Jump on the desk of hottest girl in class*
*Screech right in her fucking face*
*Try to jump off, miscalculate, and eat some serious shit*
*Get even more pissed*
*Flip the nearest desk over and pounce at one of the tard wranglers*
*Clutch at her face and scratch her cheeks, poke her eyes*
*Run off and smash into the wall*
*Inhale as deep as possible while shaking and clenching/unclenching fists*
*Let out a wild roar and smash my head into the wall to display dominance*
*I am the apex predator*
*Turn my furious gaze on the room while squeezing one man tit in each hand and running my tongue over my teeth*
Where the fuck is my pass bitch I have to take a raging piss.
YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE SO FUCKING FUNNY MAKING FUN OF ME FOR BEING FAT AND HAVING BRACES
WELL THE JOKE'S ON YOU NOW, FAGGOTS
>*fires shots across classroom*
*takes gun away*
*shoves gun up fatass*
*slowly pulls out chair squeeking on the floor as everyone stares and takes seat in far right of 2nd to last row*
*shoots in the dick*
*uses incredible bowel movement to reverse-digest it and pull it back out of mouth*
*slurps it all with pleasure*
BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES
>*fires more shots*
>wanders out the door and down the hall to go make fun of the special ed students
Biytch nigga ima tell my nigga drake to pop ya then.
Teacher bitch messin with my nigga quan.YOLO niggas.
*Hears the word retarded*
*The gauntlet had been thrown*
*Attack this mother fucker and start smacking the shit out of his with open palm slaps*
*I call them open palm strikes because I believe I am some sort of ninja*
*Lose balance because Im fat as fuck and retarded to boot*
*Fall on the kid im smacking the fuck out of*
*Start biting his mouth, hoping to draw blood*
SAAAANICCCC YEW MUDDER FUCKER
*do the fattest most awkward somersault in the world*
*My shitty ass is displayed to everyone*
*Looks like my ass had been spackled shut with peanut butter*
ROOOOOOOOWWWW REEEEE REEEE REEEEEE ROW
*jumps into class from a window*
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS!
ROOWWWWWWW REEEEEEEEEEEE ROW ROW ROW REEEEEEEEEEEE
*shove both hands down my pants*
*dig around while looking you in the eyes*
row row reeeeeeee rowwwww
*Pull my hands out of my tight fitting walmart jeans to show them to you*
*They are covered from tip to wrist in brown goo*
*I slowly smile, one eye on you, the other eye on my shitty hands*
row reeree row
*Anger begins to return*
*Lunge across the room and grab your face, spitting and shrieking with all of my might*
fuck it's the principal.
Got dammit. Who let Randy the Retard out of his cave again?
*Takes out a cuptake
Come here Randy. See? Mmmhhh. Delicious cupcake for you
*Get you back in the cave and lock the lock
*You can do this anon. Get these kids on a right track*
*Goes all the way over to this anon*
*Looks you directly in the eyes*
*Whispers: Listen here you little punk. I don't want to deal with you rebellion-tennage-faggot-attitude. Put you pants back on that disgusting body of yours, sit down and shut the fuck up
OKAY CLASS. Who hasn't done their homework. Let me see those hands
I secretly poop under the desk and cover myself with old cheese. Then I penetrate to the inside of someones back and wait, reading manga on the meantime
SHHHIIIIEEEEEEEEEEUUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE.
Guys I heard rumors that the teacher got titty fucked yesterday by 7 people and an ape.
REEE REE REEEEE ROWWWWWWWWWWW RAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*pulls pants down and start fucking cupcake and hard as I can*
*It disintegrates in my hand after three thrusts*
*hands are now covered in cupcake icing and tard shit*
*rub it on my face like war paint*
ree ree ROWW ree ree ROWW
*grab you by the beltloops and start swinging you around*
*Let you go at maximum velocity, you going flying into 10/10 blonde in class*
*you smash her into the wall and knock some of her teeth out with your skull*
*I see the blood and start to shake*
*The anger has subsided and has been replaced with something else*
*I am the Hunter now. the alpha. the omega*
*sweats break out along my brow and my cock gets rock hard in my pants*
*Bounce my man titties a final time*
*attack the blonde 10/10 and clasp her bottom jaw in one hand, the top in the other*
*pry her open like a fucking book*
*blood is spraying me and my eyes get glossy*
Hey bitch suck my dick I ate my quiz you fucking slut.
*shoves it up teachers asshole*
*wakes up off floor*
*walks to front of class, grabs apple, carves a hole through center of it.*
*fucks apple in front of entire class*
*cum inside apple*
*hands appe back to teacher and take seat like not a damn thing happened.*
I had some pretty elaborate fantasies about exactly that when I was in junior high. I even had a list of who I would fuck first to last.
Pseudo-rape fantasy? I think I was a pretty fucked up teenager...
Guys ima leave my magazine on my desk.I better not see any cum on it when I come back or I'll shoot your dick off.
Sit the fuck down and enjoy the rape and shit and fat kids.
*takes away phone*
It's mine now faggot.
if i could stop time i would do this but i woild unfreeze time for a second and then pause it again just so that the girl would be traumatized and some faggots might freak out because they saw me fuck someone for a split second
*starts reading about hitler and stuff*
*makes the salute*
*imprisones all the jews in class*
Hey cockface calm your titties there.
>on my phone
>finish reading pic
*sits on floor now that desk is halfway across the room*
*finds meaning of life by accident but keeps it a secret like a selfish cockface.*
*bashes head repeatedly*
All right then.
*slams head on table*
*hits head with phone*
>get call from black science man
>'sage is kill'
My dog Carl.It want some.
There's a sequel too. Just make sure you're ready to read a movie. It's all subtitled, but definitely worth the time. Pretty sure it was the inspiration for this bullshit we have called The Hunger Games.
Your that one faggot in all my classes that ruin it for everyone.
Teacher.Anon gave me a handjob!