[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Oh god guise we're going down

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 333
Thread images: 85

Oh god guise we're going down
>>
>>
>>556558383
mfw
their accounts
fucking get
>>
pls no
>>
Lolllooolllolll
>>
>>556558558

Especially considering they think they were here first... Bitch 4chan was trollin when most Tumblr users were still learning how to write cursive
>>
>>556558383
her 4chan 'friend' is probably just trolling her, and maybe trolling on an epic scale.
>>
>>556558953
scratch that, is trolling her.
>>
>>556558620
>All it takes is one post to make an immense impact
Like fucking what? What does she seriously think she can do, here, to affect anything?
She advocates the destruction of another person's site, and outright censorship.
She doesn't have to like being called a cancerous bloody pustule on the rectum of society, but she has to respect the rights of others to call her that.
>>
Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in days. Fucking toplel.
>>
>>556558620
MY SIDES! who the fuck is this lil perfect femme bitch? I feel like a raid on her ass is in order, maybe pictures of US troops saying "guys don't worry about us, focus on supporting the feminist war against 4chan!"
>>
>>556558383
are you telling me there's an imposter among us?
this is why the should bring back 4chan gold, now we're fucked.
>>
It's always that Lil_miss perfect making those posts. Odds are it's a /pol/ fake account. Most people are aware that it does no good to piss into an ocean of piss.
>>
b-but my 4chan account....
>>
>>556558383
Guies I don't want my 4chan account haxed. We've got to do something to prevent this!
>>
>>556558383
>> raid their accounts

i never lol'd so hard in my life
>>
Anyone think about raiding fuckingsassysprinkles.tumblr.com? she's the most bigoted special snowflake ive ever seen. i want her fuckin dead, but that might be tooooooo much for you.
>>
File: 4yvsb.jpg (37KB, 500x375px)
4yvsb.jpg
37KB, 500x375px
>>556558383
Ahahahaha I can't stop laughing at this bitch
>>
>>556559646
4chan gold still works, they just removed the link, I had one extra, check your PM
>>
File: 1351975455637.jpg (83KB, 234x226px)
1351975455637.jpg
83KB, 234x226px
It's obviously not just another troll from /pol/.
>>
>>556558620
Huehuehuehuehuehue
>>
Anyone know who it was that killed herself during the last raid on tumblr?
>>
They have such an erroneous knowledge of this imageboard. This raid thing is giving me the same huge keks Operation Overlord gave me some years ago; nevertheless, they don't only refer to us (implying they're not all trolls) as "account owners" and whatnot, but they consider the group of 20 or so people from /b/ and /pol/ that "lead" the raid as the WHOLE 4chan, whilst many boards (and we're talking about what? hundreds of users? no idea honestly) are barely aware of this so called "war".
This is what gives me the hugest keks to be honest. They're tilting at windmills.
>>
File: 12312.png (156KB, 500x379px)
12312.png
156KB, 500x379px
you guys deserve it.
>>
>>556558953
He probably got some decent head out of the teal too.

>topkek
>>
>>556559914
YES, start a thread about this
>>
File: 6gIhQGi.gif (2MB, 640x360px)
6gIhQGi.gif
2MB, 640x360px
>>556558383
>real life friend
>4chan user
>mfw she gettin trolled
>>
>>556560374
Bull shit story. Just like they blamed us for ruining dashcon. I spent a few hours looking, but no luck. For the lulz google tumblr suicide. 10 pages of sad little teens with tumblr pages.
>>
>>556559639
This. Dont have tumb1r but fucking do this
>>
>>556558383
this is NOT epic!! Dx
>>
>>556559914
thank you for posting her url, gr8 for my daily dose of cancer
>>
Who cares what these children have to say on their shitty blogs
>>
>>556559914
Can we like legit dox her guys? I really want to. Moving from mobile to PC asap
>>
am i still b& for posting in messi thread

[END VOICE INPUT]
>>
>>556559914
>Disabled (ADD and OCD)
>mfw

seriously, I have 'ADD', as they call it (diagnosed and whatever), but I accept that I learn differently and don't call it a fucking disability and don't talk about it all the time.
>>
>>556561497
>I count my steps when I walk, I count stairs, I have to knock an odd number of times. If someone else knocks an even number of times, I have to knock once to make it odd. If someone winks, I have to mirror their wink. If I walk into or out of a door the wrong way, I feel nervous and anxious and have to go back and do it again. If I open or close a door differently than normal, or go in or out of a different door than usual, I feel nervous and anxious. There are a ton of other ones but I don’t want to take the time for it all here, I’d be typing for hours.

not even close to legitimate, problem-causing OCD
>>
>>556558383

Lel
>>
>>556558383
FUCK I laughed so hard on the worst moment!!!
>>
>>556558383
topkek
>>
>>556559914
No. This can't be real. I always took the cis shit, x-gender and whatnot business ironically here on 4chan. I couldn't imagine someone took them THIS seriously
>>
File: 1405050492231.png (502KB, 1710x759px)
1405050492231.png
502KB, 1710x759px
>>
>>556561497
I have aspergers and ADHD but you dont see me calling myself idsabled. fucking bitch makes a joke out of disorders. sickens me.
>>
>an actual 4chan user in real life
Yeah there aren't just 20,000,000 of those
>>
I might just make a guide how to troll /b/ since you guys are all such faggots lately
>>
>>556562085
Exactly, this shit actually pisses me off so much.

A friend of mine had legitimately disabling OCD, to the point where she had to seek help and go away for a bit, and this tumblr bullshit where they just tack on as many labels as possible to show just how oppressed they are and just how hard they have it trivializes this.
>>
>>556558383
> #WeWereHereFirst
>Tumblr founded in 2007
>4chan founded in 2003
>>
>>556562546
yeah, wat

I was wondering what they were getting at with that
>>
>>556562254
>mfw most of my friends know I browse 4chan
>I don't care, they don't care

tumblr are making the same mistake as most newfriends. 4chan isn't some 'supr sekrit klub', it's just an entertaining shithole.

>and I wouldn't change it for the world
>>
File: image.jpg (229KB, 566x1200px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
229KB, 566x1200px
>>556558383
Foolproof plan.
>>
>>556561310
back, im goona dox dis bitch
>>
>>556562947
kek
>>
>>556558383
>I'm still upset
Tep kok
>>
>>556563034

move fuckingsassysprinkles discussion to this thread mmkay
>>
>>556562546
Holy shit I'm an old fag :(
Can't green txt but 2004 reportin
>>
>>556558383
>talking about all the shit you hate about '4chan' and how bad the '4chan raid'
>not even realizing that you're actually only referring to /pol/ and /b/

fucking tumblrfags
>>
>>556562947
yesss
>>
File: 1384878114147.gif (916KB, 245x285px)
1384878114147.gif
916KB, 245x285px
>>556563497
>old fag
>can't green text
>>
Topkek
>>
>>556558620
I agree. This retarded fucking excuse for a raid is the exact same as the US troops. It's a bunch of retards doing retarded shit for other retards who think they own the world/internet.
>>
>>556558383
Better reset my password and update my security info for my 4chan account. I wouldn't want to get hacked!!
>>
>>556559914
Holy shit these bitches can't be serious

>Anonymous asked:
>How are your pronouns they/their?
>They and their are both plural so are you multiple people?
>Sorry I'm really confused about this.

>They/their pronouns are grammatically plural,
>but because they’re gender neutral,
>they can be applied to a single person.
>>
>>556562947
I use Loonix can you give the Loonix command that dies the same?
I'm not sure it's rm -rf
>>
>>556558620
>Ending 4chan would be a HUGE STEP on the internet, loosen sexism, child porn, gore

>4chan is the only place on the internet where you might find sexism, Captain Picard, and gore
>>
>>556563553
>talking about all the shit you hate about 'tumblr' and how bad the 'tumblrfags'
>not even realizing that you're actually only referring to the sfw and feminist community
fucking 4chanfags
>>
>>556564028
On mobile bra
And excessive green txt= faggotry
>>
>>556559914
barf on my fucking dick, is this tumblr faggot serious? "omg I jus vacoomed..so ocd" get rekt faggit. raid this piece of trash, fucker lists it's fucking triggers fucking trigger a bitch
>>
>>556563497
>cant greentext
>oldfag
this guy
>>
>>556560903

do it yourself you lazy clod
>>
Quick guise change your gold account passwords we're being raided
>>
>>556558383
>Please
they were here first guise.
>>
>>556559914
Is this bitch serious?
>>
>>556565138
Shes implying guys arent objectified in porn,
we better spam her with gay porn
>>
? >>556564028
? Yeah didn't you know that carrots don't work on mobile???
? Jeez.. >>556564305

? >See doesn't work!
>>
>>556564647
You can do that easily here: [This link requires a 4chan Gold Account to view.]
>>
>>556565378
female pornstars earn way more than male porn stars. why? because they're more qualified. Us men earn more than women in other fields. Why? Because we're more qualified.
THAT is how it is, and how it's supposed to be.
>>
>>556565746
> because they're more qualified
How?
>>
>>556562947
Someone should make one with the Mac and Linux command lines too. I would, but I'm a lazy fuck.
>>
>>556558383

/pol/ is at it again I see
>>
>>556565746
holy shitballs of thunder! anon just unlocked the mystery of the universe and elevated to supreme being... this shit should be a fucking all time quote
>>
>>556561821
And THIS is why those stupid shits aren't ever going to see the end of this.
>>
>>556565443
0/10
>>
Didn't know /b/ was good-hearted.

tenaflyviper.tumblr.com/post/91205424710/pokemoneggs-people-are-like-lolol-4chan-vs#notes
>>
>>556562947
>implying femfags aren't all on Macs
>>
>>556561918
does that nigger have on a coon skin cap?
>>
>>556565138

> These people are like the cunts who think only white people can be racist
>>
>>556564293

>> not realizing this whole thing is a giant troll to shill /b/ into fucking with shit
>> not realizing we hate pretty much every other online community
>> being this new
>>
File: miscalculation.jpg (44KB, 430x290px)
miscalculation.jpg
44KB, 430x290px
>>556566372
I was wondering how that would look on mobile. Damn you, well it looks okay on the computer.
>>
>>556566428
>>556566428
I came.
>>
>tfw that is a troll page made by 4chan users
>tfw so much pleb in one thread

no insults even needed
>>
>>556566609
this guys got the right idea
>>
ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK IS THE BENEDICT ARNOLD THAT IS GOING TO HACK OUR ACCOUNTS!
>>
>>556564238
>deep web
>>
>>556559639

Something like this?
>>
>>556561821

... but i've had that EXACT discussion on /b/ at least a half dozen timer.

or did you miss all the trap threads?
>>
>>556565890
Mac definitely, most important,these fags mac all day but if you run linux no way you are stupid enough to fall for that shit.
>>
>>556558383
oh for fuck sakes.
>fight over the internet
>sending rude pics back and forth
This 4chan vs tumblr (and the 4chumblr bullshit)
is thee most fucking cringy thing to date.

Why dont we just take down the sight and if they sue moot (or whatever the fuck skinny faggots wearing toques in the summer do for justice against a cancerous sight that is home to the feminists that has been taken down) cant we just chip in and help pay?

>inb4 retarded idea

i mean. They tried to take down 4chan.
Cant we do to that what they couldn't do to us?
>>
>>556562085
Aspergers doesn't exist, shitlord.
>>
>>556567058
>being this new
>>
>>556567308
i would definitely trust the judgement of some asshat on /b/ than i would an actual doctor's diagnosis mmhmm
>>
>>556566763
Please prove that is a troll page account by 4chan faggot. Show me the evidence.
>>
>>556564028
old fags dont fucking need green text
>>
>>556567275
This

>fucking plebs the lot of you
>>
>>556567212
I've seen it. There was a guy in here a few weeks ago that (rm -r)'d his / folder cuz a friend told him it was how you saved webm files.
>>
>>556562947
As retarded as that is. It might actually work.
>>
>>556567275
Ah, /b/rother, if only we were that reasonable, the summerfags demand war, as they pollute the board.
>>
>>556567275
>>556567546
>fight over the internet
>sending rude pics back and forth
>can't we just take down the sight and if they sue moot...

I WAS gonna give you a serious reply but then I saw that you were either retarded or a troll or both.
>>
>>556567443

All they do is use retarded shit that will obviously rustle every newfag's jimmies like it has done and then they feel the need to "fight 4 le /b/ my awsome /b/ros xD"
>>
>>
>>556567275
>IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR
no srsly lets ddos em.
>>
>>556559639
You guys make the pictures, I'll do it
>>
>>556567739
You faggots can't be serious.
1. This is not a war. This is /b/ spamming tumblr with pictures that "trigger" their community in order to lul at the reactions. A war implies that both sides are "fighting" and neither side is fucking fighting anything in this case.

2. What would be the point in DDoSing tumblr? I assume this is what you newfags are trying to say should be done by saying "we should shut down their sight." Tumblr would be down for as long as everyone decides to DDoS it and there would be NOTHING funny about it. What we're doing now is providing content that /b/ desperately needs right now.
>>
>http://dylannelsonmusic.tumblr.com/
>created july 8th
>pol be trolling
>>
>>556567891
Let's go with the last one, explain please
>>
>>556567440
The DSVM5, which is the handbook that all paychologists follow, no longer lists Aspergers as a form of autism. It has been broken down into different disorders.

Faggot.
>>
>>556568804
>paychologists
Nice freudian slip there, chaim.
>>
>>556568804
DSVM5 can suck my hairy left nut.

DSVM4 for ever!!!!!!!!
>>
kek
>>
>>556568804

Except it's the DSM - V you're referring too, you fucking autist.
>>
>>556568385
Low intensive combat then, faggot.

Please explain again why firing up the ol'lazer and taking down chumblr would not be fun?

White Knight detected. Congrats on being a part of the cesspool
>>
>>556569220
>>556569154
>>556569115
I CAN DAY DRINK ALL I WANT MOM.
>>
>>556559682
This. I don't even think it's possible for someone to be this deluded and unaware of themselves.
>>
>>556569579
You haven't been often to Tumblr. Keep it that way.
>>
>>556569316
Tumblr makes more money, they will win because of that. At least if only tumblr cries and complains about 4chan saying things they don't like, they'll be exposed for the totalitarian crybabies they are. Responding with the same shit will just make us all look like a huge nuisance.
>>
>>556560437
t-thanks
>>
File: Ihavethdumb.gif (7KB, 322x288px)
Ihavethdumb.gif
7KB, 322x288px
>>556569481
Dude, if i want to be retarded in the morning you can't stop. I'll be as retarded as my brain will let me. I can't stop my brain, he does what he wants. I'm just the fingers that type his retarded ass shit.
>>
File: 8ImMGY5.png (113KB, 1092x564px)
8ImMGY5.png
113KB, 1092x564px
>>
>>556569675
I know some cool people with tumblrs who are completely ignoring all of this. No one should be stirring the pot/poisoning the well at this point.
>>
File: 1404874477645.jpg (153KB, 455x1188px)
1404874477645.jpg
153KB, 455x1188px
>>
>>556570068
I'll point you to /sci/ and /lit/ and let you ponder the significance of that.
>>
>>556569892
And exposing them would change what...?

Did I hear >nothing?

Yes that's right, nothing.

Loic or nothing
>>
>>556570147
I know this bitch. She has a lot of Captain Picard on her computer. And pony porn.
>>
File: tumblr account 1.png (17KB, 563x385px)
tumblr account 1.png
17KB, 563x385px
>>556567941
yo homo, I'm not sure if this a troll account or not but the first post begins March 17 2014. Posting evidence 1/2
>>
>>556570147
ohgawd its right
>>
File: tumblr account 2.png (8KB, 507x114px)
tumblr account 2.png
8KB, 507x114px
>>556570573
2/2
>>
>>556570147
24 carrots gold
>>
>>556570989
>carrots
>gold

Well
>>
File: whatthefuck.jpg (26KB, 379x214px)
whatthefuck.jpg
26KB, 379x214px
>>556561821
I read this 3 times. What does this even mean holy fucking shit i just don't get it.
>>
File: socute.png (9KB, 715x219px)
socute.png
9KB, 715x219px
>>556558383
yepp dun goofed...
I would like to know which pseudo faggot tries to fuck this ugly feminist maggots with this lies, could be really one of us or if troll its definitly a /b/ro...
>>
>>556566447
You can call him and ask, his number is in the pic.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCAoKULE_VI&list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh&index=1

Most amazing shit I've seen, ever, just keep watching these vids. They get good.
>>
>>556559914
>Actually thinks the american civil war was over slavery
>>
>>556571435
If a man dressed as a woman comes up to you for sex, you are obliged to have sex with her. It's your duty as a cishet male because of all the oppression you're doing!
>>
File: proxies.jpg (23KB, 620x350px)
proxies.jpg
23KB, 620x350px
>>556571479
>>
>>556571862
How the hell did you get that?
>>
meh, they won't do anything
>>
>>556559639
agreed
>>
pardon me, but, what raid?
what exactly did you silly fucks do?
>>
>>556571786
http://youtu.be/yKlWcxmQlqs?list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh

This is one of the better vids (Playlists wont work through 4chan so you should just go on his channel.)
>>
File: srs.jpg (156KB, 455x1855px)
srs.jpg
156KB, 455x1855px
>>556571996
I've been in more threads about Tumblr stupidity that this
>>
File: thats_sexist.jpg (31KB, 517x338px)
thats_sexist.jpg
31KB, 517x338px
tumblr .. the gift that keeps on giving
>>
Why do any of you retarded faggots actually beliieve half of this shit? I swear its like a majority of you fucking idiots cants even tell you're trolling troll accoutns. Are you all that desperate for "OC" that you'll do anything to make it "real"? Go hate REAL people outside.

Fuck Tumblr, but fuck you no-life shit stirrers. I miss when you assholes would actually post legitimate raids and shit. You're jjst a shadow of your former selves.
>>
>>556572487
>I miss when you assholes would actually post legitimate raids and shit
like when? give an example
>>
>>556572487
Back to
>>>/tumblr/
With you
>>
File: 1405312689599.jpg (11KB, 178x283px)
1405312689599.jpg
11KB, 178x283px
>>556572487
>>
>>556559914
>I get triggered by red-meat
This can't be serious, right?...
>>
>>556565746
Thats eaven wrong
Male gay actors are the best payed because there are so little of them
Most of them arent eaven gay
>>
File: thats_sexist.jpg (36KB, 528x254px)
thats_sexist.jpg
36KB, 528x254px
>>556572487

If anything .. Dashcon has proven that the majority of Tumblr are indeed as stupid, dense and daft as they seem, give or take a few obvious trolls
>>
>>556572762
*even
Tard
>>
>>556572305
eh youll figure it out eventually
>>
>>556569196
nice
>>
>>556572880
Its a fucking habbit
>>
File: image.jpg (91KB, 500x334px)
image.jpg
91KB, 500x334px
>>556572814
>dashcon
>>
>>556572167
Mart Avfc Jones/10
>>
File: 1404351941862.png (59KB, 1000x1000px)
1404351941862.png
59KB, 1000x1000px
>>556563497
>>
>>556573225

Habit*, tard.
>>
>>556569196
Wish I could find results on that one
kek
>>
>>556573225
*habit
Nigger
>>
>>556570065
This is wonderful
>>
has any/b/ even thought that maybe these landwhales/ feminists actually liked what they saw with the gore and CP etc... and want more, so continue their 'triggered' behaviour
>>
File: oyeah.jpg (47KB, 1024x768px)
oyeah.jpg
47KB, 1024x768px
>>556573225
its a habbit, is it?
>>
File: lonelyballpit.png (268KB, 640x480px)
lonelyballpit.png
268KB, 640x480px
>>
>>556558383
Don't forget: https://www.change.org/petitions/tumblr-make-tumblr-apologize-for-9-11
>>
>>556573393
>>556573438
The rage is real now
>>
>>556572369

I'm still not 100% clear what the fuck a pansexual is aside from a slutty bisexual.
>>
>>556559914
My asbergers has caused me to think that everyone is treating me like a child. As if I only got to where I am because people think I need to be spoonfed. I can never have a real relationship because I always feel like shes only with me to make me feel better, not because she loves me. Everyone is looking down on me. They all want me dead but are too nice to say it.I feel like shit every day because the circumstances of my birth prevent me from ever being important to anyone. But nah, this bitch has to count a specific number, Im so fucking lucky in comparison
>>
>>556573726
You forgot a full stop.
>>
>>556562947
I know that if you try to manually delete sys32 in explorer most computers will not let you, but could you actually do it instantly with a batch file with no warning?
>>
>>556573704
Should I change the Petition to "Make Feminists Apologize for 9/11" since it's now a Feminist v. 4Chan bit?
>>
File: thats_sexist.jpg (38KB, 522x314px)
thats_sexist.jpg
38KB, 522x314px
>>556573736

lol
>>
File: pitsclosed.jpg (55KB, 510x337px)
pitsclosed.jpg
55KB, 510x337px
>>556573680
>>
File: image.jpg (705KB, 2000x1000px)
image.jpg
705KB, 2000x1000px
>>556573897
>>
>>556572753
of course they are.

you haven't even begun to tumblr.
witness glitter loves dragons.

http://glitterlovesdragons.tumblr.com/aboutme
>>
File: the_stupidity.jpg (71KB, 524x526px)
the_stupidity.jpg
71KB, 524x526px
>>556574061

I can't even ....
>>
>>556574061
>head mates
She's literally schizophrenic.
>>
>>556574061
This has to be a troll, right? Or someone just pretending to be this retarded? PLease tell me this isnt an actual person
>>
Continue laughing at us.... we will hack you soon...
>>
>>556574440
No, worse, she wishes she was. Because then. she'd actually be an interesting person.
>>
File: 1380763823760.jpg (11KB, 318x315px)
1380763823760.jpg
11KB, 318x315px
>>556559914
I cringed from looking at this page. I think they need a lobotomy not a raid.
>>
>>556574393
>>556574440

Trevor is triggered by the color red.

I'm working on the assumption that this is satire, because the world ends if it is not.
>>
>>556573704
Done currently about 1200
Cmon faggots it needs to be over 9000 or some other number
>>
>>556574514
>>
Sorry 4chan, I can't hear you over my REAL science. Go somewhere else with your FAKE science. Also, don't shame fat people, they're actually healthier than you.
>>
>>556574514
lel, k
>>
File: image.jpg (54KB, 484x519px)
image.jpg
54KB, 484x519px
>>556574514
Go ahead buddy-boy.
I'm waiting.
>>
>>556558383
NOT OUR ACCOUNTS!
>>
>>556572762

>> fuck dudes for a living
>> not gay

lol okay
>>
File: 1405352160851.jpg (62KB, 640x479px)
1405352160851.jpg
62KB, 640x479px
>>556574646
lol
>>
File: DoItFaggot.jpg (65KB, 355x278px)
DoItFaggot.jpg
65KB, 355x278px
>>556574514


captcha: from drnatur
>>
File: image.jpg (15KB, 225x225px)
image.jpg
15KB, 225x225px
>>556574816
>mfw anecdotal evidence
>>
File: 1358613778155.jpg (122KB, 639x930px)
1358613778155.jpg
122KB, 639x930px
>>556574514
On the off-chance it's not a troll. Hope it covers at least ONE "trigger".
>>
>>556574605
no it's just a 14 year old girl
>>
>>556574816
So can someone explain why they hate Fat Princess if they hate fatshaming? The whole point of that game was save bitches regardless of how they look
>>
File: BITCH ASS NIGGA.jpg (76KB, 500x500px)
BITCH ASS NIGGA.jpg
76KB, 500x500px
>>556574917
>>
Can she hack even my 4chan gold account?
>>
>>556572369
poor soul
>>
>>556559817
>>raid their accounts
>>accounts
LOL
>>
>>556574816
still fucking gross
>>
>>556574816
I believe it because a lot of people who struggle to keep weight off deprive themselves of vitamins and stuff instead of just exercising enough. Fat (not obese, fat) people usually have a surplus of these vitamins and the issue is that they get flushed out with booze or excess water from salt retention and they don't benefit from most of it, but technically their diet is "healthier"
>>
File: thats_sexist.jpg (53KB, 536x419px)
thats_sexist.jpg
53KB, 536x419px
>>556574605
>>556574586

Thing is .. it's exactly what I was thinking .. a troll right? But it's pages and pages of this shit. Literally.

I can't believe a fellow /b/ could have put THAT much effort into something like this, considering the probable fact most of us are extremely lazy .. but then again, you never know.
>>
>>556558861

get that you were here from the beginning and not a teenager? :)
>>
>>556574061
What the fuck is 'DID'? I keep seeing it on this tumblr shit.
>>
>>556562947
9/10 i want to see this shit on tumblr.
>>
>>556560437
I've seen this image a few times. but

> implying anyone on 4chan has had sex

gotta have sex to get an std.
>>
>>556558383

What's this in response to?
>>
>>556562947
this rather looks like it will delete your C:/
>>
>>556575421

Disassociate identity disorder.

classic "multiple personality" disorder.

which is heavily disputed as something that actually exists, considering it was almost unheard of before it showed up in that cybil movie.
>>
>>556562947
make sure you open 4chan on Google ultron
>>
>>556564028

Mine works fine.
>See?
>>
>>556567197
Fucking this
>>
>>556575156
it all depends on whether they got skillz bro
which they dont
>cant even scrape the billz G
>>
>>556574514
i am very very resistance to triggers . .. i am pilled

good luck chan b ... you will see it and you will become a weeping angel

...ugly...deformed..and always crying....
>>
>>556571786
>>556572324
stop posting your vids here you look like a retarded fish
/thread
>>
File: 1354035358866.jpg (23KB, 368x326px)
1354035358866.jpg
23KB, 368x326px
>>556575569

Being this retarded...
>>
>>556575485
it's a fucking shop you idiot!!!

there is no fem holding the sign, it's a 40 yr old neckbeard in original pic
>>
>>556567308
This
>>
File: trigger.jpg (17KB, 229x220px)
trigger.jpg
17KB, 229x220px
>>556559914
>POC. Glittery sissy genderqueer, androgy-femme/glamdrogynous. Demiqueer, multi-sexual, florasexual.
Jesus Christ. It's not enough to be gay these days on tumblr obviously. No, you have to as much as a sexual deviant as possible.

>Disabled (ADD and OCD).
ADD is not a fucking disability. And i bet 90% of these tumblr assholes claiming to have OCD are just neurotic little snowflakes. My uncle has OCD and it's a fucking terrible, debilitating disease, while these fucking assholes wears it like some badge of honor. God, these people deserve cancer.

>I check my thin privilege daily.
How exactly does one check ones privilege?

>My triggers include blood, red meat, rape/non-consent, molestation, abuse of any sort, objectification of women, racism and ableism.
What IS a trigger really? Stuff that pisses you off? Offends you? Make you sad? What happens if you show this person a picture of a steak? Does she get a fucking panic attack?
>>
File: image.jpg (38KB, 480x360px)
image.jpg
38KB, 480x360px
>>556575706
Floobygups nigger
>>
>>556567072
topkek
>>
>>556573732
a pansexual is a bisexual that will also fuck trannies as well as "cis" males and females. it's basically a pretentious version of bisexual.
>>
>>556564196
try rm -R /
>>
File: herpederp.jpg (28KB, 770x194px)
herpederp.jpg
28KB, 770x194px
>>556575787

lol
>>
just gonna leave this here
>>
File: 1405055104491.png (317KB, 616x490px)
1405055104491.png
317KB, 616x490px
>>556575706
>>
>>556575318

well there's also this... people like this are reblogged by a couple dozen to a couple hundred other tumblerinas, and not ALL of them are 'what the fuck did I just read' reblogs.

so even if she's a troll, a lot of people who are 'right on gir... dragon!' followers are legit.
>>
>>556558383

>raiding 4chan accounts
>omfg guise lets protect our gold accounts! hurr hurr hurr!
>>
>>556561918
oh god please tell me that video is still up
>>
>>556575954
Why wouldn't regular bisexuals fuck cispeople, though? Or did people believe bisexuals only fucked each other?
>>
OH GOD DON'T FIND MY ADDRESS
THEY WILL PROBABLY TOUCH ME WITH THEIR ICKY COOTIE INFESTED FEMALE FINGERS.
>>
>>556576067

Yep .. which makes it even sadder ..

On the subject of some thinking she might be a troll
>>
>>556558953

Nope. He gets all the femipussy.

>Imma Annonomouse haxxor
>suck muh dick
>>
>>556575787
What the fuck is florasexual?
>>
File: anons.jpg (108KB, 916x966px)
anons.jpg
108KB, 916x966px
>>556575704
Im not so sure brah, everyone knows that tumblr users are actually Anonymous.
>>
>>556576026
and you didn't read the thread fgt
>>
>>556559914
what the fuck is ableism
>>
>>556576483
>florasexual

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=florasexual

apparently plants make xir horny. not directly want to fuck the plant, but plants in the room = wet undies.
>>
>>556576432
>clean privilege
Oh god, are they defending having cockroaches run around in their hair now?
>>
10pm-10:30pm est. the "raid" is coming guys
>>
>>556559914
Christ, this is a goldmine:

>Anonymous asks- if i am completely >unattracted to penises but i am also a >heterosexual male does that mean my lack of >attraction to transwomen is transphobic?
>>
>>556576018
>:-(
>>
File: me_so_horney.jpg (10KB, 375x500px)
me_so_horney.jpg
10KB, 375x500px
>>556576483
Wait, you've never gotten hard by looking at the petite young buds on a soft juicy flower? Are you an asexual cis male or something? (Pic Related)
>>
>>556576737
so then all girls are fucking florasexual, buy that bitch some roses and watch those panties drop
>>
>>556576728
>>556576483

My sides ... I don't even ... wut? Flora .what? Ablei. ... goddamnit .. lol .. I can't even .. I'm not gonna ... they're being serious too on fumblr about it .. really ..
>>
>>556576868
are you ready... you will get hacked as soon as we start....... i have you on watchlist... good luck... mr "anonymous"..... you're down....
>>
>>556576737
what the hell. what the fucking fuck
>>
i look forward to collecting my free pens
>>
>>556576728

discrimination/racism/sexism/bigotry/etc vs the handicapped.

note that tumblrinas believe that any self-diagnosed "disorder" counts as handicapped.
>>
File: le kot.png (355KB, 478x540px)
le kot.png
355KB, 478x540px
>>556576214
i'd fuck a tranny nigga but i don't call myself a pansexual like wtf is that shit bruh

no fuck you

as long as your birth certificate says male or female

i think it also applies to this tumblr bullshit though like the bunself thing fuck that makes me feel so gross just saying it

i fucking hate bunnies
>>
>>556576992
Get a load of this guy
>>
>>556576737
ABSOLUTELY confirms troll, if it isn't then I'll have to re-evaluate my outlook on our species
>>
>>556575787
All the trigger warning shit really pisses me off because I used to have actual triggers - talking about Cancer and AIDS - and if it happened then I would have to leave the room and pretty fucking quickly otherwise I'd faint. There was a period of two months where it happened a number of times and was a bloody nightmare. I felt nervous about going anywhere because I didn't want to face the embarrassment of collapsing.
These tumblr idiots wear these TWs like badges and all they really are are subjects that they don't like to talk about. Even a decade ago when I had the problems I wouldn't have asked everybody not to talk about cancer or AIDS because who would it have helped? Not me, because I needed to get used to talking about the subjects. You hear things briefly in the streets and as you walk past people, holding onto the triggers and protecting them just prolongs them.
>>
>>556558383
oh no guise, hes gonna raid our accounts, im actually scared now
>>
File: 1405210854210.jpg (38KB, 612x340px)
1405210854210.jpg
38KB, 612x340px
>>
>>556576214
what? you didn't read my op correctly or something. alright heres how it goes -
bisexuals will fuck: (cis)males and (cis)females
pansexuals will fuck: (cis AND trans)males, (cis AND trans)females, agenders, people with multiple genders, etc etc all that shit
pansexual basically means you will fuck every kind of tumblr gay person, where as bisexual just means you'll fuck women as well as men
>>
#WeWereHereFirst

Okay well 4chan was launched on October 1, 2003 (my birthday)

Tumblr was launched At around February 2007. If i'm not a moron, which I am but still, 2003 was 4 years before 2007.
>>
>what?
>>
MY GOLD!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!
>>
File: 1341869294573.jpg (15KB, 500x331px)
1341869294573.jpg
15KB, 500x331px
>>556577253
>>
>>556577253
I am waifu?
>>
>>556559914
>My triggers include blood, red meat, rape/non-consent, molestation, abuse of any sort, objectification of women, racism and ableism.
sounds like everything on /b/
>>
Here you go guys, have fun

Username: kinto933
Email: [email protected]
PW: topkek93

I'm lazy, but I made one for whoever wants it.
>>
File: cancer post.jpg (78KB, 700x466px)
cancer post.jpg
78KB, 700x466px
>>556561821
>>
>>556577262

well, considering that it is a tumblr user's stance that a trans male is a "real" male, and a trans girl is a "real" girl, then shouldn't pansexual be redundant to them? shouldn't bisexual cover all circumstance?

demisexual is the one that gets me. "i don't want to fuck anybody, unless I do want to fuck them."
>>
>>556576926
hngggg
>>
If anything .. fumblr made me cringe so bad, I'm feeling bad for a part of a generation lost ..
>>
they will be dead in seconds.
do they even know what notepad is?
>>
>>556577271

they're 14. they couldn't even read when either website was launched. what the fuck do they know.
>>
>>556577516
Demisexual is made up bullshit.
Adopted by special snowflakes.
>>
>How did the raid actually start?
Why are they so content with the idea that they are unique and deserve special treatment for aspects in their life that require no special treatment (outside possible psychoanalytical observation)?
>>
File: 1394388264586.jpg (728KB, 2100x1556px)
1394388264586.jpg
728KB, 2100x1556px
>>556558383
We fucked now son. No choice but to surrender.
>>
>>556575318

ples be trol pls pls
>>
>>556558383
I'm sure that 100% of the oppressed tumblr people responding to the 4chan raid are ust /b/ros trolling other /b/ros. There is no way they can be so easily offended.

I'm not trying to be edgy or anything, but srsly. How can someone so easily offended even exist in the real world?
>>
our raids will break servers.
>>
>>556577592

Do these people get off of acting the weirdest they can? Do they long to be "so very speshul" so much?
>>
>>556559914
>fuckingsassysprinkles.tumblr.com
I give up on humanity lasting longer than another 12 years.
Seriously, how have people become THIS fucking detached from common sense?
>>
File: 1385805690584.jpg (4KB, 93x134px)
1385805690584.jpg
4KB, 93x134px
>>556576728
discriminating against the disabled, it basically stems from tumblr divas trying to make themselves look accepting and sunshiney by pushing the handicapped out of their comfort zones by making them do stuff that's physically out of their bounds. for example, a feminist needs help reaching something on the top shelf of her kitchen. but instead of asking le cis white oppressor to do it, she asks the wheelchair-disabled person to do it because she feels like she has to prove that she isn't an ableist.
in other words, it's FUCKING STUPID
>captcha: nlignto enlightened
>>
File: picard lol.gif (964KB, 400x293px) Image search: [Google]
picard lol.gif
964KB, 400x293px
>>556564238
>>
>>556577762

There are entire websites dedicated to cataloging these people. google "tumblr in action"

some of them do exist. it's not ALL a circle jerk.
>>
>>556576992
oh noes. hacked? i dont think i can take it
>>
>>556577841
so basically ableism is doing the exact opposite of the logical thing to do

sounds about right
>>
yeah im safe
>>
>>556577387
>you've never been on /a/
i pity your soul
>>
>>556576728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FvCG29P85U
>>
>>556573732
It's just a slutty bisexual. But saying "I'll fuck anything with a pulse that gives me the slightest bit of attention because Daddy didn't" is too long to type every time.
>>
>>556565861
tits.
>>
>>556578004
very green text
>>
>>556577516
alright, i get what you're saying. in short, pansexuals will fuck special snowflakes as well as males and females.
>>
>>556578165

I bet they'd probably fuck otherkin too, which no sane person would touch even with a borrowed dick.
>>
>>556578165
bingo, you fucking win
>>
They congregate, Dashcon2014 for example ... which requires another thread, just to realise..

these people are real. not trolls. real.
>>
do they know where the C file is?
>>
>>556577841
well that's fucking retarded, thanks for explaining why doe
>>
>>556574507
I've got some bad news for you...
>>
>>556576992
listen. im from 08. you have no idea how to hack. you're just a sheep
>>
>>556578274
and this simple fact truly blows my mjnd
>>
>>556577814
yep
>>
>>556577986
yes.
ableism is going out of your way to defy logic because it might hurt someones feelings
[spoiler]Even though it won't, they just never bothered to ask an actually handicapped person what their stance is on the topic because their feelings are supreme.[/spoiler]
>>
>>556578274
the fact of their existence,makes me question whether i'm real or not.
>>
>>556570989
>>
>>556578357
you're welcome
>>
File: thats_it_im_doomed.jpg (27KB, 732x243px) Image search: [Google]
thats_it_im_doomed.jpg
27KB, 732x243px
>>556578387

Last nights Dashcon cringe thread was amazing
>>
File: 1404681631794.png (322KB, 900x644px) Image search: [Google]
1404681631794.png
322KB, 900x644px
Tumblr is the digital incarnation of the central ideology of the 21st century in the West:

>My feelings and good intentions are superior to logic, arguments, and even facts. My moral self-entitlement makes me infallible.
>>
>>556561821
>YOU CAN LOVE- SOMEONE EVEN IF THEY HAVE A PENIS
but only if they don't want to keep it apparently...
>>
snapchat that girl with dick pics

her name is thedylannelson
>>
>>556578265
correct
>>556578271
what's my prize?
>>
>>556578583
yeah I saw. fucking lol'd hard at that
>>
So uh, didnt "anonymous* try to take us down on the 1st? And why do people keep thinking that Anonymous is in no way related to 4chan?
>>
File: thats_it_im_doomed.jpg (66KB, 788x324px) Image search: [Google]
thats_it_im_doomed.jpg
66KB, 788x324px
>>556578645

This
>>
File: 9Xjv19Y.gif (1MB, 350x272px) Image search: [Google]
9Xjv19Y.gif
1MB, 350x272px
>>556578729
this
>>
>>556559914
by her logic if I were to decide that I identify as a female lesbian, despite having a penis and not wanting to change my body, then she would be being transphobic by not being attracted to me
>>
>>556571234
>>556578518
sorry guys, I'ma bad spallar

24 carrots gauld*
>>
>>556578476


Wow im glad im not the only one.


Its like... all the evidence is there to show that they exist.
But my rational mind keeps telling me that its a joke and Im falling for it.

It took me about 6 months to accept that my little bronies were real and were not just acting retarded on purpose.
>>
File: ka_raha_zy.jpg (83KB, 658x437px) Image search: [Google]
ka_raha_zy.jpg
83KB, 658x437px
Sounds about right
>>
>>556577016
Oh God. I laughed so hard. That was great
>>
File: 1404362157958.jpg (73KB, 413x395px) Image search: [Google]
1404362157958.jpg
73KB, 413x395px
>>556574514
/b/'s got 99 problems, and a trigger ain't one of 'em.
/pol/'s got 99 niggers, and lynching isn't one of 'em.
Tumblr's got 99 triggers, and a gun ain't one of 'em because feminists lack the masculinity to even put a gun to their head and solve the problem.

>Going all out
>>
File: 1385779980675.jpg (47KB, 369x368px) Image search: [Google]
1385779980675.jpg
47KB, 369x368px
>>556578916
ty
>>
This tumblr is the epitome of everything wrong with social justice. I'm wondering (hoping) if it's a troll account.
>>
>>556576097
I know.
>Implying they could get past mootykin's firewalls
>>
File: applause.gif (162KB, 160x194px) Image search: [Google]
applause.gif
162KB, 160x194px
>>556570065
I was thinking about writing one of these, but this one is superior to what I had planned.

Bravo, Anon...
>>
File: 1377489016760.jpg (27KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
1377489016760.jpg
27KB, 300x300px
>>556579265
>going ALL out
>>
>>556579265
this
>>
>>556579201

see, how can that not be fake!!!

except that there's pages and pages of it.
>>
>>556579493

Starting wayyy back before there was even a mention of a raid of some sort...
>>
>>556579201
is "headmates" tumbler for command hallucinations?
Thread posts: 333
Thread images: 85


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.