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Just got the results back today. It's cancer for sure, and not one of the pretty ones.

> be me
> shitting blood for a year
> doctor keeps telling me its just hemorrhoids
> finally pass out from blood loss
> wake up in hospital, got transfusion
> they take scans, schedule some procedures, draw blood, etc.
> MRW its not hemorrhoids

I'm only 28 but my prospects are pretty grim. By now I've got a couple thousand in medical bills, with the promise of tens or hundreds of thousands more if I pursue treatment. With less than 10% chance of survival I'm not really inclined to bankrupt my parents' retirement fund or incur a shitload of debt for somebody else to take on after I die anyway. Honestly I wouldn't gamble that sum even on a 20% rate of survival.

So... what do I do, /b/ros? The doctor says I've got at least a couple months if I don't pursue treatment - but any semblance of my life would be over almost immediately if I started chemo.

I've already watched all of Futurama & Breaking Bad, I've already beaten Dark Souls & Borderlands 2, and I'm not sure I can afford to fly to Bangkok to fuck ladyboys til I'm dead (at least, not until my tax return comes back.) Tell me how to spend my remaining months using the $3000 I have left in savings. I don't really like to travel but feel free to recommend the shitty country you live in if you think it will make a difference.
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Invest that $3000 in something good
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>>556517963

Max out your credit cards, go to thailand and fuck kids, then kill them and yourself with soap on a rope
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>>556518151
> Invest it

Why? I won't be around much longer.

> something good

Even if I were going to invest, this isn't really specific enough to be helpful.
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Do LSD and watch find The Source.
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>>556518210
I don't actually want to die in Thailand, who knows what sick shit they will do with my corpse
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Get some of that Obamacare or something. Shit. No more pre-existing conditions bullshit to worry about.
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>>556518151
like he said.
first of all, beat dark souls 2 and demon souls.
then go to the country with the most beautiful woman (in your opinion) and fuck the living shit out of them.
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>>556517963
MRW?
My rectum when?
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>>556517963
Medical debt doesn't transfer over to your kin OP
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kinda cliché but do what you've always wanted to do and have fun until the end OP.
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>>556517963
that's what you get fat amerifat, enjoyed eating burgers fatty? have fun with your colon cancer fat fuck. lel
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>>556517963
Send that money to my PayPal. Help a /b/ro out.
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>>556517963
Burn the money.
Start meditating and become one with yourself
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>>556517963
Damn, OP. That fucking blows. I'm sorry to hear that dude.

I don't know if this is a possibility for you or not but my friend's aunt and uncle (after discovering his aunt had terminal cancer) took out a life insurance policy on her for big bucks and decided to just travel and see the world 'til she's too sick to do it. I don't know exactly how they worked the details out but once she dies his uncle will get the life insurance money and be able to pay back the debt from all the traveling.
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>>556517963
Hahahahahaha you will die
Faggot


What a faggot way to go, bleeding to death out of your anus


I bet girls laugh behind your back faggot
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>>556517963
Wow bro, you got fucked over, you must have had such a shit doctor if when youre dripping blood out your ass he doesnt even do an exploratory colonoscopy jeeeeez

Im even inclined to not believe you, thats standard procedure
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>>556518438
Still gonna run me into the ground with co-pays and deductibles and what procedures are even covered and all that shit. Obamacare is worthless.

>>556518545
It does when insurance won't cover the treatment and you have to take out a loan with a co-signer to pay for it. That's what the hospital accounting lady said anyway.
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>>556518785
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8
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>posts bright red blood means it's external
>internal blood is DARK RED

>did your school even health class
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>>556518683
>>556518797
i know this is " 1337 /b/"
but you guys blow
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Make it in the coke game or make a lot of illegal money fast, and if you succeed, leave it for your family or some shit. If you fail, who gives a shit, right?
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Is the 10% chance of survival the 5 year survival rate?

Why don‘t you rob some banks to get that cash.

There really isn‘t much deterrent for you to do any crime you want.
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>>556517963
Dont pursue treatment and live life however you want. This is your time, you can do anything.
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You better be an organ donor, faggot.

With the money - invest it for your kid/sibling/whoever means the most to you.
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>>556519045
Dont be so fucking edgy, life isn't Breaking Bad
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look into hemp oil
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>>556517963
Sue your doctor. Seriously.
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>>556517963
eat a fucking shit ton of ice cream and smoke lots of weed. Other than that sorry /b/rother
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>>556517963
You could gift a poor fag some money to support his gun habit
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>>556518915
I really don't know how they worked out the details but I'm being 100% serious. I know this is /b/ and people are total cockholes but it's just a thought OP could pursue if he was interested.
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buy a bunch of marijuana concentrate and overdose on it. finally fuck up those god damn hippies from legalizing
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>>556518909
My mother has almost a million in medical debt from my father, that shits not passing on to me
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If you just drink water for four days straight, and don't eat anything, it resets your body.
Cured my grandmother of lung cancer.
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>>556517963
i think its high time you start looking into BHO OP
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>>556518672
op, do this

cook meth
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>>556519186
Hahahah Murica


>Im getting cancer
>Imma sue the doctor!!!
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Kill whoever you don't like. You could be remembered for decades if you do it right. You have nothing stopping you from doing whatever you want. Start murdering people. Kill someone on stage and then yourself? So many possibilities. Also, make sure to kill yourself before you really start to suffer. None of it will matter after you die. Do whatever the fuck you want?
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>>556518683
Thanks man, it actually just spread to the colon recently, they think it probably started in the stomach. I'm a fat German living in the USA by the way.

>>556518797
>I bet girls laugh behind your back faggot
They probably do.

>>556518885
>exploratory colonoscopy
They did a fecal occult blood test and it came back negative the first couple times, he told me it was probably a food allergy and to stop eating spicy foods.
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>>556517963
>watched Futurama & Breaking Bad
>beat Dark Souls & Borderlands 2
>calling these achievements

Pursue treatment and get a fucking life for your self you sorry sack of shit. Really you're fine with dying at 28? Make something of yourself and buttfuck those medical bills after you get better. Stop being such a pussy and trying to take the easy way out when things got tough. No I've never had cancer or had to face something even near that difficult, but if I did I hope I wouldn't just be content with rolling over and dying.
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Cannabis oil.

Get the tumor's hacked out and use that shit. It works, man.
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>>556519324
He means for negligence. Sadly though I don't think it works that way.
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>>556517963
Yo OP there is this plant you can eat it treats cancer better then kemo and its like healthy for you and shit but I forgot what its called its a fruit of some kind.
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>>556519339
This OP.


Be the Walter White of killing Muslims please
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>>556519324
>What is malpractice
Make sure that hack doctor never works again
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WELL FIRST OF ALL, GET YOUR DOCTOR TO PRESCRIBE YOU THE HEAVIEST POSSIBLE PAINKILLERS HE CAN- LIE ABOUT YOUR PAIN, SAY ITS OFF THE CHARTS... BECAUSE 1) YOU COULD SELL THE PILLS FOR A LOT OF MONEY TO FUND YOUR LAST FUN MONTHS OR 2) YOU COULD BE LEGALLY SUPER HIGH FOR YOUR LAST FUN MONTHS- ITS A WIN WIN.
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I herd someone say Last Holiday
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OP are you Vietnamese
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>>556519379
>I'm a fat German
I will fuck you
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>>556519457
>Legally high


America is really retarded


First of drug use is legal almost everywhere
Second of all if you have cancer the taxpayers pay for it
Third of all: dont eat so many burgers it causes bleeding to death through the anus
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>>556519506
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>>556519158
Was this a legit post? are pot heads getting this retarded?
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but srsly, invest in a trip to the amazon. wonder off into the rainforest on DMT and let nature have you.
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>>556517963
Why dont you file suit against idiot doctor who kept saying you had hemorrhoids?
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>>556517963
holy fuck op I've had these symptoms for about 2-3 years and they've always told me it's hemorrhoids. I'm only 20, wat do?
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>>556518403
why do you give a fuck?
you'll be dead
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>>556517963
To be honest OP, it sux to be you
I know i would be depressed as fuck if something like that happened to me
But there is something I know for sure, I would fight the shit out of it, who cares for the money it'll cost, how much do you think a life worth?
How much cash do you think a year living worth?
I'd bankrupt every fuckers in my familly if I'd meant a couple months more living, without hesitation
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Hang about. Shitting blood for a year and the doc said it was just piles? I mean, intermittently, sure. When you're straining and you can actually feel a pain when the pile ruptures. But constantly? For a year? Happy lawsuit time very yes.
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Chipoltaway is a fictional cleaning product that Billy Mays advertised and sold in "Dead Celebrities", before he passed away. According to Mays, people defecated blood after eating food from Chipotle, except Stan, who is said to have a "golden butthole". Chipotlaway's main purpose is to clean blood stains out of soiled underwear. Chipoltaway also made a cameo appearance in "Crème Fraiche".
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>>556519382

This. Once you Die, that's it OP, Man the fuck up and make it last.
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>>556518974
Bright red blod means it's oxygen rich and on it's to the body from the lungs.

Dark red means the oxygen has been used and it's way back to the lungs.

Lrn2science.
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>>556519731
>I'm gunna sue you foh maging ze burgers delicioussss
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>>556518974
That was just something off google image search, I don't actually take pics of my shit.

>>556519116
>You better be an organ donor, faggot.
Most of my guts are pretty shot by now, but maybe my other organs are worth a damn. I think you can't donate organs if you get chemo/radiation/whatever, but I'm not doing that.
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>>556519607
it's becomeing rapidly accepted as medical journals have shown. Look that shit up, it's for real.
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>>556517963
Get to the nearest sperm bank and pray someone will use your sperm so you may get a kid
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>>556518797
most people die from cancer loser. What makes you think you're gonna have it any better? You'll prolly get fucked over so hard in the end. You'll be a drooling shitting mess.
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>>556519324
If your doctor was negligent, why not sue him?
>Bleeding out ass for a year, doctor refuses to consider other problems after no improvement
Sounds like negligence to me.
>Personal story time
>be me
>no sense of smell
>go to doc
>its nothing, just allergies
>take allergy meds for a year
>go to clinic, turns out had a nasal fungal infection
>damage is permanent now
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Your last week on this earth, do something you always wanted to do. Rent a Lamborghini, and cross into Mexico off road with a lambo. What are they gonna do to you? Give you the death sentence? They're doing you a favor. Enjoy your moments in life bro!
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>>556519951
go to sleep vin.
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>>556519671
you sir

are a fucking cunt and have no idea what family means
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>>556517963


But but muh Obongocare takes care of everything now !!

Take on the debt, it doesn't go to your parents, it will die with you.
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>>556519941

Yep. It absolutely rapes the growth of rapid growing cells. i.e. cancer.
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>>556519951
EXACTLY! THANK YOU!


Thats what annoys the fuck out of me. Everybody thinks cancer is something bad, we all get it and die someday, dont be such a fucking faggot
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Sue them.
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>>556519826
Not sure, but it might be the other way around.
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>>556520129

No, bright red blood is oxygen rich.
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>>556517963
all the best for your last days anon. Live it the fuck up. Peace
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In Deutschland wäre dir das nicht passiert und alles wäre bezahlt worden. Ich hoffe, dir ist das klar und du weißt unser glorreiches Weltmeister-Land jetzt zu schätzen-
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She the nigger that told you it was hemorrhoids
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>>556519941
Hemp oil does not cure cancer. At best it makes the side effects of treatment much easier, or tolerating non-treatment.
>If hemp oil cured cancer, there would be a drug company that would have patented that shit and made billions off it.
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>>556519671
>>556520072
OR!! ORR!!!

You could you know... Just get.... Health insurance.


So weird that Health Insurance isn't demanded by law in America.


In every country youlegally NEED to have health insurance.


But not in America noooo.


And then you get cancer in your fat burger eating body and you wonder huh how come its so expensive why do i have to pay
Learn what insurance is and take it, you dumb Americans
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>>556517963
>Kill the doctor,
>go blow up a mosque, kill as many muslims as possible
>die knowing you've made the world a better place
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>>556519941
>snake oil
ftfy
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Well...shit happens in life and this is going to be your last one.
Spend the money and time wisely with something you like and your family. Fuck the living shit outta girls and enjoy the freedom.
We will see you next time /b/rother.
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>>556520246
Doesn't cure cancer, it's slows it growth and causes increases the rate of natural cell death in the body. Healthy cells replace themselves in the process, cancer cells do not.

The information is out there.
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Go get someone pregnant. Gotta fill that biological purpose.
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>>556519607
Pot heads have always been that retarded.

OP, you probably could try a myriad of quackery if you want because a shit ton of chemotherapy is gonna fuck you up anyway, so why not try something off the wall? I would.
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>>556517963
I read somewhere that smoking weed actually cures cancer.
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any medifags? month ago for 2 days when i wiped my ass there was blood. before last time it happened 7 months ago, it dissapeared fast. it never hurts, i'm not a faggot, is it diet thing, hemorrhoids or cancer?
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>>556517963
We're all on our way out
Act accordingly
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>>556519986

OP THIS

or go to a country where healthcare is free, you'd probably get into the UK if you said it was for work or something.
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>>556520271
>Or, you could suggest a solution that could work for this situation?
>Instead you're being a faggot, who would suggest, why do we just use a helicopter to get over the mountain. Well faggot, i left the helicopter at home.
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>>556520453
Definately cancer
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>>556520246
yes because curing cancer is more profitable than treating it.

gr8 b8 m8
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>>556519379
at least your going out with the cup
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>>556520103
hurr durr. Heaps good trolling. You're a dull boy kiddo.
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>>556519379
You are German? Should have stayed here. Germany would have paid the therapy and the doctors are not faggots only.
You killed yourself by living in the USA. That is sad.
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>>556517963
>mrw
>my reaction when
>not mfw
fuck off to reddit; you ARE cancer
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>>556520494
That doesnt make any sense.


Health insurance is needed EVERYWHERE. If you think simply: I left it at home, then you deserve to die because you are too retarded to survive.


Simple as that.
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Kill your doctor. After that reflect upon why you chose not to go to another doctor after a month of still shitting blood. Once you do that never come back to this website again and go do anything else.
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>>556520529
thanks, i was almost worried
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>>556519843
If you're trying to mock Americans, why would you have written that in such a perfect Croatian accent? What do you have against Croats?
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>>556518909
probably just the hospital trying to lie to you to find a way to get paid, they can't deny you treatment
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>>556520246
drug companies withhold drugs. For example there are two drug companies who are in a dispute over a cure for hep c.
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>>556519950
they can keep it stored for 10 year
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>>556520638
he meant My Rectum When
...

dumbass
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Kill people you don't like.
Rob banks.
Do only stuff you wouldn't do if there were consequences. Fuck if, you got nothing to lose.
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>>556520453
Hemeroids if the shit was not bloody.
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Yo, my Uncle got diagnosed with cancer a while ago, we were all freaking out, Doctors said to get his affairs in order.
Then it turned out to be something completely fucking different and treatable. Anything can happen. Just spend your time doing whatever the fuck you want, stay happy, stay positive.
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>>556520538
>believes that a company wouldn't make billions and world record profits from curing cancer
>believes their is more money in treatments than cures
>cant explain why we have cures for many infections
>doesn't understand money lost from productivity decline.
stupidfag/10
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>>556520538
Do you have any idea how many scientists would kill to be immortalized as the person who patented the cure for cancer?
Go die in a fire
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>>556520880
Hah oh yeah, the real troll would be to tell him he's healthy, shit why didnt i think of this
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>>556520946

Companies would profit a lot less if no one was sick anymore.
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later anon enjoy a painful death you unlucky faggot
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>>556520946
poor b8
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>>556520072
I accept what you have to say, no hard feelings
I value life more than money, so if it makes me a cunt, then I'm a cunt, and proud of being a cunt
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MURDER PEOPLE
Kill whoever you want. Just do it and kill yourself afterwards. You are god at this point. You can do anything without consequence. Think about what you could do here.
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>>556520649
your pathetic attempts at 'trolling' are cancerous to this board. Take note people. This is the future of /b/.
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>>556517963
go on a rampage involving cancer sex
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>Wanting to cure cancer


Then how are we gonna get rid of people?
We have millions of extra, useless, old, people with amnesia


why the fuck would we wanna get rid of cancer???
Any idea how fucking crowded the world would get? Full of useless people that should be dead but still take up resources
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>>556518520
kek
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Don't do the chemotherapy. Do whatever makes you happy. It's quality not quantity. Start a gofundme campaign to get money to do a bucket list.
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OP is kill.

If you're a fat German, to to Germany and get free healthcare? Why the fuck are you even in Amerifat?
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>>556520638
Why would my face be a bloody toilet bowl?
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>>556517963
Morphine and weed

By the time you start pissing yourself you will be in a state of delirium

I suggest you get someone to put you out with a combo of scopolamine and morphine
Or something of that nature
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>>556521236
>What I learned from Breaking Bad!!!!

>>556521309
Because Muricaaaa first on the moooon biggest army never lost a warrrrr!!!! Muh Freedumbs :D:D:d;D:;dD BURGERS
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>>556520794
hey can if its technically considered "optional"
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>>556517963

If for real MALPRACTICE FUCKING LAW SUIT. You're looking at hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage if not over a million and that physician should have his license revoked.
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>Find someone that has emotional problems and low self esteem.
>Love the fuck out of them.
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>>556521353
As for the time being I would go fuck hookers in the butt

Have you begun to beg god to let you into heaven?

They all do
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>>556521414
And that OP, is alot of burgers!


So think about it.
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>>556521051
>Tell me what CEO wouldn't take up that nice "man whose company cured cancer" title
>Huge cash payout now vs slow trickle
>Huge payouts = CEO bonus's = CEO circlejerk
>CEO's love circlejerks
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>>556520429
If we're going for something off "the wall" i would recommend "comfortably numb"
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>>556519324
It's called malpractice and misdiagnosis you incompetent buffoon. /b/ can't into legal matters
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mfw muricans actually have to ponder over getting treatments because of the monies
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>>556521062
thanks bro we all have to die horribly collapsed and sputtering in a pool of our own bloody feces at some point
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>>556517963
GOOGLE CURE FOR CANCER CANADA

alberta researchers found cure for cancer. and it's fucking cheap

University. Write them. Tell them your problem.
And the shit is bought over the counter for pennies.

Ask them how to administer it, and you may save your life
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>>556521051
>hemp oil will eradicate cancer forever and ever it will never show up in anyone
I think you need to stop smoking the chronic
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>>556520880
no, just the paper
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>>556521414
I kinda agree. Medical student here, pre-50 recurring blood in stool is as bright a red light as they come.
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>>556518974
>>556518974

no, dipshit. dark blood coming out of your ass means an upper intestinal problem. red blood isa lower intestinal problem
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>>556520798
Source?
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>>556521593
http://www.sott.net/article/228583-Scientists-cure-cancer-but-no-one-takes-notice
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>>556521067
>poor b8
>Someone has a different opinion than me, must be b8
Almost as bad as the feminist check your privilege.
>it was my privilege to inform you of this
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>>556517963
>MRW
yup, the cancer is here
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>>556521661

Nice which school? I'm planning on psychiatry but we'll see if I have the fucking brains and luck to get into medical school in the first place. Starting college in about a month. Wish my pre med ass luck.
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>>556521465
>Have you begun to beg god to let you into heaven?
>They all do

lol

>>556521493
>hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage if not over a million
>And that OP, is alot of burgers!

good point...
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>>556521340
why would your reaction be a bloody toilet bowl?
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>>556517963

I once read a book, and translated the title would be "Black Sylvester". It's about a kid who had a brain-tumor and who's going to die. But he wanted to be remembered, so he became the Netherlands biggest serial killer ever. Given that you only have a few months you can't become the USA's biggest serial killer, but you can still go out with a bang if you killed off politicians or cops in the few months that you have left. Especially if you kill cops you'd be doing the world a great service.
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>>556521593
>As Dr. J. Leonard Lichtenfeld, Deputy Chief Medical Officer for the national office of the American Cancer Society, wrote of that last study in 2010, DCA studies appear to be worth pursuing, but the substance is still far from being proved an effective treatment for any type of cancer, much less a cancer "cure"
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>>556517963
invest in something to off yourself with if the pain gets too bad, a shitty .22 or something with some hollow points would work. I'd recommend spending the rest on a crazy amount of drugs and or hookers in your area. You could also max some credit cards and shit
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Ok ive heard about this guy, he was older than you, but still. He got cancer, he had no money, a real poorfag. He had a new born child and a fucking crippled fedorawearing faggot for a son.

enyhowz he was a chemistry teajcher so he started coocking meth. jes its tru,

thry this OP or di painfully from anal rapes
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>>556517963
Just for research: did you smoke? Did you drink an unusual amount of alcohol? Are you fat? What did your diet look like? I really don't wanna get that when I'm your age so pls help me evaluate!
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Have you considered Cesium Chloride instead of chemo? Plenty of stuff to read on the net about it, side effects a lot less severe than chemo... but still shit.
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>>556517963
First of all, I would go to all the people I wanted to have sex with and ask them. It doesn't matter who. Some girl you had a crush on, hell, even if it's your own fucking aunt, ask her.

I'd use the money to do something cool. Like, a weekend with my friends somewhere, for example Vegas, or some other kind of cool place. Hire someone to drive you around in a limo or some shit, gamble 1000 bucks on a game, who cares, maybe you even win.

Just get creative, have some ideas, do something special the people around you don't get to see every day and you'll stay in their memories.

Though, I'd try that canada thing the other anon suggested, too.
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>>556517963
OP instead of being a retard and paying medical bills, migrate to england. even immigrants get free health care. and its england so you will egt free shit as long as you have a job.
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Live instead. Do the Gerson treatment.
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>>556521563

>hurr durr, i'd rather die than risk taking on debt

don't be such a little bitch, OP. my mom had breast cancer but postponed chemo for 6 months cause she was pregnant with my sister. she had to get a mastectomy but she's still around and being a productive member of society.
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>>556518210
Hahah someone has put some thought into this shit.
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>>556518210

Fuck off dude.
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>>556522292
You mom sounds like one tough bitch
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>>556520619
/thread
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>>556521990

Because your debudy chief medical officer(damn that's a lot of titles) doesn't receive massive amounts of money to say that.
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>>556519339
Being remembered is ogrerated.eparcia djdjjd
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>>556522213
He can work at the circus as the bleeding ass man.
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Cancer don't bleed out, asshole, it's only cells.
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>>556520319
this guy
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>>556517963
Buy some DCA as a last ditch effort as well
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>>556517963

Hey OP, I'd like to keep in touch. How can I contact you?
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>>556521809
Op can you describe what your blood shitting was like? Only because I too have been shitting blood recently and i dont think its haemorrhoids.
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>>556522443

damn straight
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>>556517963
> pursue treatment and save yourself
> take that fucking doctor to justice.

Not necessarily on that order

1 year shitting blood = hemorhoids? Fuck no.
Best of luck Anon, I trully feel for you.
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>>556521070
You'd fuck over your family, and then probably die anyway? You deserve to die alone, you selfish sub-human scum.
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>>556517963

Shit, faggot. I really doubt this is legit, as this is /b/ and, well, that's how shit goes.

IF (and only IF) you are legit, tho, let me share something with you: I survived cancer with a 40% chance. Even with those high odds (believe it or not they're high) I thought for a while about the option of doing nothing and preparing to go.

However, I decided otherwise and here I am, past the watch and wait period and with the exact same chances of living as other non-survivors. I recommend you do the same. Miracles happen.

Now, if you go down that path, which I recommend, look at the stats. Do NOT be fooled into trying green milk, alternative shit, or the Gerson snake oil. Chemotherapy has the only track record of working, unlike the other stuff which is purely testimonial. It may work, I am not saying no, but there is no credible, systematic and scientific recording of it. Go with the higher stats. Try conventional medicine and, if you want, do alternative stuff parallel to it, not instead.

Last but not least, take this chance to evaluate life and the afterlife. This is your opportunity to come to terms with yourself and others. There will be no other chance.

Chin up, man.
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>>556522243
Is that Michael Cera?
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>>556517963
>make money or die you scrub

doctors are fucked up
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If you choose to die, OP, RIP. gg
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>>556517963
travel to a country where you don't have to pay for medical treatment
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>>556517963
>Come to Greece and live "Zorba" style.
>Actually beat death with death
>?????
>Profit
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>>556521709
even worse b8.
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>>556523253
that's the sickening country of america for you
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I know a guy who raised $100,000 for his cancer treatment on gofundme.com just for sharing his story. Should try something like that
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>>556517963
Live like you're dieing , take that 3000 and go do what you've always wanted to do , Take the oppurtunity's you'd miss , When faced with death just go out with a bang, Be the person you've always wanted to be.
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Enjoy it man. Especially if your like the average person on here. Most of us are just wasting away. Do something that will make your life mean something to you. Also I recommend heroin. I'll see you on the other side. See you later space cowboy.
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>>556518909
Thats the way it goes, in america you die from being poor or you ruin your life by living
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>>556522292
>don't be such a little bitch
why put myself through a bunch of miserable treatment so that I can live the rest of my life in debt?

I guess I could scramble desperately for any chance of survival I could get, disregarding my future so that I could live one more day.

It'd be nice to have more time, but it'd be nice to have a shitload of money. It'd be nice to have a vibrating dick. It'd be nice if I could walk around without people thinking I'm gonna mug them just because of my skin color.

But I don't get any of that shit. Rather than cling to some feel-good lie, I'm ready to go.
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A small handful of games I highly suggest you play before you pass. Use emulators if you must.

in order of importance:
Terranigma (SNES). Ignore the bad Grammar when you get into the game. It has a rough translation, just like Secret of Mana did(If you played it). It's still understandable.
And a tip, in the beginning of the game, to open the door, throw a jar at it (I never figured it out myself).

Majoras Mask (N64). Seriously, play this. You will love it.

Illusion of Gaia (SNES). It's a more 'children friendly' prequel to Terranigma. The translation is done alot better since it was actually released in America and not only Europe.
I could suggest other games, but I feel these are the most important.

Also, OP. Please, if I may, send me a email. I'd love to keep in contact with you.
If anything, just to give you someone extra to chat with if you don't have anyone. Email in email field.
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>>556524278
Apparently my email didn't show here on /b/.

[email protected]
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>>556517963
should have asked for a colonoscopy urself faggot jesus doctors are retarded as fuck
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Hey OP:

I've been shitting blood like your pic for a little under a year now. Would you mind sharing the circumstances to your bleeding? For me it first started when I was stressed out from work one Friday, and drank on an empty stomach. Ever since then I bleed heavily (when I shit) after I've been sitting for long periods of time.

I got an endoscopy and then a colonoscopy after. The doctor dismissed it as hemorrhoids and told me to let him know if the bleeding comes back or get worse. Nothing to get surgery over. So, Pretty much wasted my time and money.

Anyway, I'm just wondering what the fuck is going on with my body and why this is happening.

Do you have any ideas why you're bleeding?
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i hope your last couple of months go well OP, sleep tight live comfy, i would say keep working if you have a job, just keep yourself occupied and dont think about it, just keep living mang!
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try being vegan and murder people instead of animals
>Moral as fuck
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>>556517963
find a canadian woman, or european
marry her and take her nationality
get treatment because universal healthcare

at least try OP
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>>556524278
Oh, derp. I knew I had one last game I wanted to add to that list.

Yume Nikki(PC). Add that Between Majoras Mask and Illusion of Gaia in terms of importance.

Also just because IoG is a prequel to Terranigma doesn't mean you need to play them both.
There is a small series of games connected to them, but they are all 'very' loosely connected. The only reason they're considered a series is because they're made by the same people and share roughly the same story bubble. As in, they both theme something.


And a note about my contact; I promise I won't be needy. As selfish as this may sound, I'm curious how it is to know and possibly talk with someone as they're slowly headed for death. I mean that in the least dickish way possible, as I don't mean it in a assholeish way.
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>>556522213
>migrate to england. even immigrants get free health care. and its england so you will egt free shit as long as you have a job.


If OP is white, he will be deported.

UK is a Niggers and mudslime only country
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I wish you the best in life OP. I mean that sincerely.
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>>556517963
Look into freezing yourself until science can cure you.
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>>556525325
See
>>556524183
> mug them just because of my skin color.

OP will be welcome in England!
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>>556517963
move to a country with better healthcare

preferably one gone full socialism.

captcha: AuChan smiles
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>>556517963
my best friend, who is like a real blood brother for me, had a tumor of the size of an egg in his fucking brain
one of those tumors that consist in a sack of thousands and thousands of mini balls that are the actual tumors
the first time he got operated his condition was better but one of the balls managed to escape and started to grow in a deeper zone of the brain making the egg-sized second sack with about 10 thousand new balls

he had a 7% chance of survival on the second times, and doctors didn't wanted to operate below the 10% so they tried some treatment to increase the possibilities

treatment failed, and my friend end up with less than 2% chance, and one month before he started to lose functions and eventually get into a coma and die

he didn't give up after all his fight through two years
he convinced the medics to do the operation, as he was going to die anyway
left the process in a coma and after three days he woke up practically perfect
one year after that, he went to a revision, and he's as healthy as possible (his left arm gives him some weird nuisance sometimes, lol)

so yeah, this comment is a little late on the thread and I don't expect you to take it blindly as you seem to be very clear on your decision

but just have in mind, a month is enough to fight, and you can still fight
I know chemo is not the same that an operation (my friend was in chemo too) but there are people that get to survive with that treatment

and let me tell you a thing, if a 10% chance of survival with that treatment exist, is because THERE ARE people that survive and make that 10% exist, and you can't know who is going to be on that side
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>>556526374
this
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so glad I don't live in america.

cancer treatment is free in my country as is all other healthcare.

u jelly?

also I'm not european.
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>>556524183
Hi op.

Fucking sucks to be you..I'm sorry.

Treatment or no...
I'd probably go for it and my reason is (inb4 topkek your mums dead by all newfags)
My mum got breast cancer in 2008 and only died last December. Sure, she went through a lot of treatment, pain and misery but it wasn't constant. She would have a few weeks of extreme lethargy and then be fine for a few..

It meant she got to go on a lot of holidays before she died and she also got to meet her first grandson anyway. PS don't sue your doctor, you dont want to waste your time in court while your time is so precious. Get your family to do it after or before you pass.

She had a mini stroke during the five years when she couldn't see. Nothing for 10 minutes, towards the end she couldn't lift one arm, her stomach was bloated, getting bed sores but she had so much morphine that it still probably made the good times worth it. She passed normally with my dad with her, was sleeping and simply stopped breathing.

Good luck op, stay positive and make the most of your time whatever you do.
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>>556526937
she didn't die of cancer, she died because you're a huge faggot

also kek because your mum is dead
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>>556524183
>I'm ready to go.
do dis
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>>556527149
So predictable.
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Alkalinize your body. IDK too much, but your blood's PH must be really acid. Also doing a paleo diet research and how to alkalinize your body could help, you got nothing to lose.
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>>556523409
yeah op try this
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>>556517963
For what it's worth OP, cayenne pepper sauce is said to reduce/prevent your type of cancer, and crushed garlic as well...
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>>556517963
>i have cancer and my insurance does not cover it / i don't ahve insurance

meanwhileinamerica.jpeg

>my fucking face when
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>>556519158
>>556520246
marijuana does fight cancer. the problem is that its expensive as all fuck to get the dosages of oil that you'll need. Also the problem is also how are you going to get it to your cancer. I remember there was a kid with lung cancer and they basically cut a hole into his chest and poured the shit onto the cancer and it was working but they ran out of money and the cancer regrew over time and killed him. I guess you could inject it into your ass. I think they make dragon dildos with cum tubes that you could stick up your ass and fill with the marijuana oil and push the pump and it would send the oil into your ass. Youre also going to get high as fuck so yeah theres gonna be that. Also you stupid fucks you cant copyright plants so you cant make money off them as a pharmaceutical. You either have to genetically modify the plant or extract something and theyve don the extract already and it sucks fucking ass because the way the plant makes it is different chemically than a lab and the lab version actually makes people throw up and its a fucking horrible thing.
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>>556527184
top fucking kek
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Alright alright, I can get you a ticket to Elysium, but first you need to do something for me. There's a man from up there and he's down here right now. I need you to get organic information directly from his head. We're talkin' bank codes, passwords, registration information. After verifying the information the ticket is yours.
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>>556527359

lel
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>>556517963
PALLATIVE CARE
Also, you'll see a bright light after death
Go for it
You can thank me later
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ROB A FUCKING BANK
KILL THE TELLERS DON'T LET THEM TOUCH THE ALARM
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>>556527968
see, pot heads are that fucking retarded
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>>556517963
You could read about Dirk Benedict (Face from the original A-team), he cured himself of prostate cancer on a macrobiotic diet and living in nature with no artificial stuff whatsoever.

Artificial shit is mostly what causes and compounds cancers - radiation, additives, industrial chemicals, pollution, cigarettes etc etc.

Someone else mention an alkaline diet, that is good too - so I have heard.

For some reason, Dirk Benedict's story really stuck with me - it was years ago that I read about it.

You could use your $3,000 to rent a cabin somewhere remote and live off very simple seasonable food - no meat or processed shit.
I don't guarantee it will work, but there is a lot to the idea of 'starving' the cancer.
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>>556517963
Try weed at least.
A good experience, just once/twice though. (High might not be felt first time)
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>>556528168
Shut it, meth-head.
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>>556527968
If only this was 100% sure.
You would be funded by half of 4chan if you agreed to deliver cannibis oil to your anus with an ejaculating dragon dildo every day on cam.
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>>556528168
Not everyone on /b/ is a fucking retard like you.

http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/pdq/cam/cannabis/healthprofessional/page4

http://jama.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=1104848
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>>556526374
I have a story to share, too. It's something between common knowledge and urban myth to me, but I'm quite certain it came from truth.
I'll tell the short version.

>There were 2 twins
>Brothers
>They go for a checkup together
>Bad news
>One of you has cancer I am afraid
>6 months to live
>Many tears, family in ruins and so on
>6 months down the line he dies
>Some time after that it is discovered that the results were mixed, dead twin didn't even have cancer, living twin did.

It's the power of telling someone they're going to die. Or more concisely, the power of someone believing they're going to die.

I'm not saying you're not OP, but personally I wouldn't put much stock in what doctors say. I try to never visit hospitals or doctors because if I die, it is my time to die. I don't need idiots with pharmaceutical kickbacks telling me when or their idea of how. Their failure rates for diagnosis are too high. Fuck them.

Anyway, live like there's no tomorrow all the same, OP.
>It is only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything
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Do what you want and go in peace , good luck.
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>>556524505
Keep trying different doctors until you have a satisfactory answer and a treatment.

Also research food a lot, change your diet to the best one possible.
Maybe have some x-rays done or an mri.

Find out quickly, the sooner the better.
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get 3000dollars worth of thai massages with happy ending till the final.
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>>556528446
The fuck, doctors and hospitals prevent death you inbred shithead, there's not "destined " time to die. People get sick and get medical attention then live happily ever after.
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>>556517963


Anon, you're probably gone. Anyway, here's my plan.

>cash in everything
>go to Japan (recovering weeaboo)
>have the time of my life for as long as I can
>jump in front of the Sakura Shinkansen

I sure won't let a bunch of Jew doctors kill me with their poison. I'd rather do it somewhat on my own terms.
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>>556517963
1. START GROUP FOR YOURSELF ON FACEBOOK CALLED: OP IS VERY SICK AND NEEDS A CANADIAN WIFE TO SURVIVE.
2. CANADIANS WILL APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY AND FIND YOU A BRIDE.
3. MOVE UP HERE TO CANADA WHERE THE HEALTH CARE WILL BE COVERED.
4. PROFIT?????
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>>556519652
>holy fuck op I've had these symptoms for about 2-3 years and they've always told me it's hemorrhoids. I'm only 20, wat do?

Go jogging
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OP, send me your email/number. I want to help set up a fundraiser on gofundme or kickstarter, to help save you.
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>>556521593
Cancer isn't one disease you pleb. There's no one cure for it apart from radiation.
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>>556528856
You are wrong.
Whenever I die, I was destined to die then.
And you are wrong again, doctors and hospitals cause death, too. They play God constantly, with poor knowledge and even poorer wisdom.

I'll die when I die and if I have my way, I will not be in some foul-smelling, disease-ridden hospital surrounded by incompetent fucks pumping bullshit into me.
I hope for a warrior's death. Now, before you call me a "fedora", consider the properties of a warrior's death when compared to the myriad of other possibilities.
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Sorry your doctor is a complete idiot who wouldnt even suggest an mri at first notice of your symptoms.
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>Go to sweden
>Leave airport
>Throw away passport
>Claim to be from Syria
>Receive free healthcare and social benefits rest of your life.
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>>556530543
>Be a faggot
>Vote for SD cus scared of new stuff and unable to stand up for yourself
>Continue being faggot for rest of your life
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Totalbiscuit? Is that you?
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>>556517963
its better to burn out than to fade away
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>>556530783
that came to my mind as well actually when he said fat and living in america; shame tb's british and not german otherwise i might have actually believed it's tb
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>>556520271
itt, a useless yurop faggot continues to believe his shithole rat infested hellhole of a country is superior to the mighty USA. Protip: it isn't faggot. and you suck dicks for cheese, sauerkraut, snails,or some boiled garbage you think is food.
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>>556530879
Hey hey my my
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CANNABIS OIL
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go to north korea and kill kim jong un ,

Fuck lots of bitches
Stop coming on the internet
Announce you're a supreme gentleman
Make your mark on the world and stop being a faggot OP pls
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Sorry to hear that /b/rother.
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>>556530920
I would be incredibly off put if TB died. I need my daily dose of cynicism.


Anyway op, who cares what you do. Do whatever the fuck you want. For the next few months, no laws apply to you. Become a god.
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>>556517963
actually pull a breaking bad dude, even if you can't cook nearly 100% pure meth you could still make large amounts of money selling a profitable drug. use money to pay for treatment or buy hookers/guns and become dan bilzerian with anal cancer
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Buy gun. Shoot up a mall.
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>>556531771
tb's an idiot. I've watched his videos he's a hypocrite. Guy goes on and on about the gaming journalism industry selling out and shit then when PS2 pays him to advertise their game he hops on the wagon. Hope to fuck the cancer at least stops him from making videos ever again.
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>>556517963
Listen and listen good you shill pleb, you can get cannabis oil treatments for $1000 or you can look into Dr. Burzynski's treatment or have your doctor give to you (or steal) some DCA. You're a goner anyways, might as well give the tinfoil a shot
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>>556531978
Yea.. That's why I like Jesse... He is at least open about being a sellout.
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>>556519379
Wenn du im Pass noch Deutscher bist, kommste halt zurück und nutzt die hervorragende Krankenversicherung, um dein Leben zu verlängern bzw. geheilt zu werden. Wo ist dein Problem?!
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>>556517963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_bY_zjr-58
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>>556517963
Sue the doc
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>>556530780
>SD
>inte SVP
Neger snälla
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You're a faggot and no one cares
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>>556517963
sue the fuck out of the doctor who kept saying it's just haemorrhoids.
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>>556520619
this. holy shit OP I actually feel sorry for you.
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>>556518385
that movie does not exist .
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>>556519397
I've done this with hot cheetos before. The burn is much worse on the way out
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Had the same problem, I was knocking on deaths door.

>all 4 weeks in hospital
>all 3 operations
>all nurse visits to home
>all drugs from hospital
>6 months off work to recover

Grand total = all covered by the Australian government minus my Medicare Levi.

feels good not to live in a third world shit hole.
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>>556524278
>Terranigma

muh nigga

one of the best games of all time imo
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>>556519251
wat
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Hey OP

Go to cancerward, find someone who is atleast 90% going to die

Make a bet. Take medical loans with each other as co-signers. The one who lives gets all the debt
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>>556526374
Providence bless your hopefully as duck message anon!

> tears
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>>556528708

thanks for the response.

i've been to two diff doctors so far and i'm fed up with the process already. had a camera up my ass twice and doctors don't have any further suggestions besides: "probably diet and lifestyle, nothing to do now so let's just wait and see what happens".

anyway i already eat very healthy. i'm just gonna focus more on lifestyle now. change career to something with less sitting in front of a computer. someone mentioned an alkali diet earlier, i'll look into that. someone also mentioned fasting earlier, and that definitely exacerbates the symptoms.

also apparently no reason for mri or ultrasound, my other organs checked out through blood tests.

BTW, to answer OP's original question: start chemo. and i don't know if you're aware of it or not, but you still have a desire to live. the future may seem bleak right now cuz of the bad news and life during/after operation may seem unworthy compared to your healthier times. but i recommend choosing the path that opens up the most options for you later on.
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>>556517963
>Sue your doctor for malpractice
>Acquire large cash dollars
>Live like a king till you die.
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>>556517963

Seriously, what the fuck is with America not having universal healthcare?

Do something kind to another human being. Give the time you have left on earth to help other people out in some way, doesn't have to involve giving money. Make your last moments on earth count to change the world around you.
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>>556517963
doctor that told you hemaroids, sue for professional negligence.
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>>556517963
Well this is a little upsetting to be reading on an early morning.
I'm not an expert at this stuff, but I'd say to be sure to do all your favorite things one last time. Ride one last rollercoaster, play your favorite vidya, eat at your favorite ice cream place, etc, just one more time. On your way, talk to everybody you love and well, tell them that you love them.
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>>556517963
Man up is a good show to watch /b/rother :'( This is so damn sad, I am so sorry :'( and also watched the show "Legit" too, it's a very good show. Both are comedies and both will make you laugh quite a bit and will make you forget your situation at least for a little bit /b/rother.

Hopefully you won't have much pain /b/rother. I'm currently going through stuff too, might need heart surgery soon. Good luck with everything, whatever you decide. And one day maybe I will see you on the other side my friend. Take care mister, I am so sorry you have to go so soon.

But still, I think you shouldn't give up on getting treatment. Who cares about those bills, just don't pay them :( sigh, I am so fucking sorry :(
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>>556529495
You'd better kill yourself, deluded faggot.
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Where the fuck are all the richfags when you need them

Captche: 420 kek
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>>556517963
Start a kickstarter, OP. I'll contribute for sure.
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>>556517963
Sorry to hear the news /b/ro.
Would trade places with you if I could.
I would suggest you Watch Shepherd's Chapels website and broadcasts. Read Bullinger's Companion Bible and Strong's Concordance.

Try to make your peace and remember this is an invitation to what is next not a punishment.

Read anything by Mercedes Lackey and watch Babylon 5..

Those are pretty much the most meaningful things I have come across in my life that I am glad I have learned and experienced..

I will be praying that your suffering is as little as possible.

God's will be done.
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>>556521051
>2014
>still thinking about cancer as some sort of a single disease, eventhough it's an umbrella term for more than 200 diseases.

Check mate, atheists.
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>>556530936
>implying yurops even like sauerkraut
>like sauerkraut isn't the worst kind of low-life food
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>>556519405
So you're one of those idiots huh. Cannabis oil fixes everything. It fixes heart problems, brain cysts, and alzheimer too huh. Moron.
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>>556519089
Fuko says "fuck some bitches at least"
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>>556517963
Kill people. Have fun.
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Kill the doctor, revenge yourself before it's too late.
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If you've only got 2 months left, assume 1 month will be in hospital or with virtually no quality of life anyway.

Depends what you like doing .. do more of it I guess..
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Get a lawyer on retainer for your money, and make your parents rich after you pass.

Stay home and lock the door.
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>>556536625
? Knowing that cancer is an umbrella term and believing in God = zero connection between the two.
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>>556537175
Orly. Nothing escapes you.
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Go on a shooting or something. take lots of people with you >:D. that's what I would do I guess. It would be a pretty fun way to go down. Plus you would probably go down in history.
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>>556517963
>Be <your nationality>
>get ill
>die because you don't want to be poor

Oh dear...
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>>556527968
>expensive as fuck

Far, far cheaper than chemotherapy though, at £890 per bag they're fucking laughing. A couple of thousand dollars should buy you enough oil for 2 months eating a gram a day, easily.

There have been many studies showing promising results and also testimonies from people who have used cannabis oil to cure cancer, it's definitely worth a shot and the people dishing out your chance at life won't charge upwards to $200,000
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>>556537243
Ok...
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go vegan and cure your shitty cancer.
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paint yourself brown and apply for asylum in sweden.
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>>556537323
Better off just smoking it to get high, rather than assuming the oil's got any medical value.
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>>556517963
Thats what you get for living in a shit country.

Im here enjoying free healthcare =)
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>>556517963
Man, if i had cancer and was dying.. I would go for scuba, para, skydiving, live in an island, climb hill tops, away far away from every stupid guy i have ever sensed and meet the good people in mountains and die thinking of the stars and beauty.
Ask your heart OP
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>>556517963
Get treatment,
Sue doctor for medical bills. If he had taken your issue more seriously you wouldn't have had the medical bills
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>>556518735
>implying meditation is real
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>>556537551
>free
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>>556537597
this. I assume you're in shitmerica so get a good jew lawyer and win the case.

then move somewhere with the decency to give its citizens free healthcare.
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>>556537628
Meditation's real, but enlightenment almost certainly isn't.
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Sue your doctor for a years worth of fucking misdiagnosis and then use that money for treatment.

And then some.

I'm not even a murrifat and it took me about 4 seconds to solve your money problems and give you a fighting chance.

Murrica needs less murricans and more yuropoors. We think of shit.
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>>556517963
Become Swedish citizen (not hard), get free healthcare, profit.
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>>556537551
Enjoy waiting forever for treatment because everyone sees the doctor for every little problem they have.
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>>556521414
do this op, die a winner
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>>556519951
>most people die from cancer

No they don't you fucking shitlord. 1/10 people get cancer, even less die of cancer.

Kill yourself with your shitty negroid statistics.
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>>556517963
i was 20 when i was diagnosed with lymphoma, if you need any advice just say man
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>>556538006
Dude too many people were being fuckheads and dicks so he left.

I think if I ever was that sick I'd just start doing heroin and blow my brains out on one fateful night when it would be just too much to take.

But who knows, maybe it's not the right thing to do. Who knows what happens after you die and who knows if that's right in the eyes of the supreme being or whatever is out there. I'm thinking he wouldn't mind, after all, this world can be so damn cruel. :(
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I'd probably just live off my savings in a moderate way and just do something totally different in lifestyle - eat healthy, walk as much as you can, do some exercise, get sleep etc if you're not in serious pain right at the moment and do something meaningful to you or at least experiment with that. Maybe even plan knocking yourself over if things get really tough - jumping off a really high place is one of the surest quickest ways of death if you pick the spot right. Better than overdosing or something if you don't get the dose right.. nothing could be worse than dying painfully than to have lost your mind as well. Maybe read up on some stoic philosophy for some consolation e.g. you could check out the book "The consolations of philosophy" by Alain de Botton, "Essays" by Montaigne or "Letters from a Stoic" by Seneca. No guarantees you'll enjoy or like it but what the hell.. plus do stuff you enjoy.
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Cook meth
die like a G
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Also, you're not likely to see a lawsuit through and it'll cost through the nose too.. so I'd forget about that personally.
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>>556518151
lol
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Exact same thing happened to me. I found out I have stomach cancer 4 days ago. Been sick as fuck for over a year. They always just said it was stomach ulcers even after medicine and diet didn't help at all......
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>>556517963
We'll that sucks OP.
Why didn't the doctor do anything,surely you was having some sort of pain alongside the bleeding? I'm surprised he dismissed it.Or was it painless? Did you constantly have loose stools? Move to the UK,get free healthcare and cure that shit.
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