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Dashcon Thread #6

*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES

*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things

*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>short summary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nff7Ljee9ZA [Embed]
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS [Embed]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhEKFLNzZt [Embed]
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g [Embed] ...

*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it

*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/
>other coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I [Embed]
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TS7Oa4XsQ [Embed]
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Dumping my set
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>>556474564
2/?
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>>556474316
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>>556474670
3/?
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/pol/ack confirmed for Art Director at Dashcon

ITS HAPPENING
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>>556474738
4/?
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>>556474848
5/?
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this owns
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>>556474316
UPDATE : PEOPLE AT THE BDSM PANEL HAVE CRABS
http://chronometray.tumblr.com/post/91682678402/guys-please-be-sure-to-visit-your-doctors-asap-if
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>>556474929
6/?
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THIS IS NOW A HEBE GOLDSTEIN THREAD

POST "THANK YOU BASED HEBE" OR HELL REK UR HOLE FAMILY
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So where are we going to have 4con?
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>>556474564
pls more ballpits in empty areas or template
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>>556474929
7/?
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>>556475116
thank you based hebe
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LGTSS
>Tumblr
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>>556474316

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ&list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh&index=5


TOP KEK
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>>556474839
post source
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>>556475232
8/?
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Anyone got that webm of the pall pit playing?
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>>556474316
I really wish i was there for all that, my god
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>>556475315
9/?
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Posted in the other dealy, but I'll post it again.

http://dashcon.yuku.com/topics/active#.U8N_T7GmVVI

Dashcons Forums are up and don't require registration.

They currently only have 27 active topics, most of which are people trying to pawn off their tickets.
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this honestly makes me extremely sad to see.
Might just be the mushrooms talking, but goddamn i actually wanted this to happen.
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>>556475412
10/?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMNVsi5D0U8
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>>556475492
11/?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98HfgGAVSlA [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs-mbwuFVU [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCAoKULE_VI [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1wZR_rni1M [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr-SIizAByw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZC2gcSoWE [Embed]

For posterity. Ignore Embeds. Too lazy to edit out.
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heres some helpful maps for the next dashcon!
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>>556475315

Mentality of 4 year olds. Blame the 4chans for their grand, all-encompassing idiocy and rampant retardation
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>>556475063
>TOTALLY NOT ASKING FOR IT
>RAPE CULTURE
>OVERLY SEXUALIZED MEDIA
>has an orgy and publicly posts about it
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>>556475580
12/?
That's all i've got, should be enough to kickstart the thread
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>>556475063


>>556475009


wait... there was an orgy?

wtf?

how....what... i dont get it.

what was this dashcon exactly, I thought it was just one of those regular hugbox-gettogethers.
do tumblrites just sit in a pissy ballpit and then go to the back room and fuck?
i just dont get this anymore.
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Rule 21 on the con's website reads
>DashCon will not refund badges or reserved WTNV seats for any reason.
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>>556475483
TOP.
FUCKING.
JEJ.
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>>556475315
>>556475412
I'll bet the con artists of the con organizers will go with it and pretend this happened, just to save face.
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>>556475361
what the fuck is that url faggot
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>>556475036
Lift your fat fists like satellite dishes to feminism
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Doubt they're Jewish, otherwise they would be using and demanding refunds
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Damn Haters
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>>556475232
>turbo fucking Kek
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>>556475467
die
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enamrevelc97 you're a dumb nigger
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>>556474316
>we're at 17,000! We just need a little bit more! ;_; Just a bit more. We can all make it happen. I thank you all for being so passionate!

Fucking jews, man.
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OH HOLY FUCK

APPARENTLY THERE WAS VIDEO OF THE ORGY THEN IT WAS REMOVED OH GOD THIS IS GOLD
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>>556475467
Leave.
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>>556475780
https://join_me/996-238-759
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kek'd
>love this thread
dashcon went balls deep
you could say
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>>556475715
Shortened for your pleasure
>Some tumblr fags want to do a convention
>They get a building
>All the guests jump out
>Decent amount of people show up
>All they have is a bouncy castle and ballpit
>And apparently a bdsm station, idk
>They nigger up 17k to pay the hotel
>Nobody knows where the money went
>Sheeeeit, jews took the sheckles
>/b/ making fun of the ballpit
>Hebe goldstein on youtube pissed in the ballpit
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>>556475315
lol they actually think 4chan has some kind of organization
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The only highlight seems to be /pol/ pissing in the ball pool. No one cared about it til then
Fucking kek
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Which one of you faggots posted this, lol
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>ass backwards slide-whistle cunts and manginas expect people to give a shit
>nothing happens because no-one gives a shit, or about 99% of those people on that site is for ironic shitposting
>blame 4chan
Tumblrbumblefucks at their finest.
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>>556475356
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>>556476119
There was no orgy.
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>>556476119
find it

SOMEBODY FIND IT

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUU
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>>556476119
find it or dont find it

we're all here for nothing
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>>556476227
replace the underscore with a . and your in just like that you get watch some gaia girl talk to her fans and its been a good while since anyone been to that site to troll so why not now?
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>>556475306
KEK
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>>556475780
HOW DO READ?
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Does anybody have a mirror for the video of the pissing in the ballpit?
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>>556475063
>http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/
Proof that /b/ wins a conflict with Tumblr even when it's not raiding.
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>>556474316
tumblr post of someone involved in the planning of the con:

http://augustinesycamore.tumblr.com/post/91592502875/here-goes-i-decided-to-write-up-my-personal

sounded like a clusterfuck from the start
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I think ive seen this before
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>>556475165
Oh my god.
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>>556475558
Kekd hard
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Watching Hebe's videos, my favourite is the one in which he strolls over to "the quiet room", sees a single autist sitting in a room alone

I can't believe these people actually crawled out of their holes
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>>556476390
you really want to watch a bunch of socially awkward brony shutin neckbeards fondling each other?
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>>556476481
spammed allahu akbar so i got b&
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>>556476742
>hell yes
dem folds clotting around makes my dick wet
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>>556475232
Dashcon Trayvon
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>>556475554
nigga that's kawaii
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>>556476742
Of course, after all the lols ive had from reading about this, that would be the icing on the cake, I may eve fap to it
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>>556476742
you don't?
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>>556476580
What if we report this to faux but act as is it was 4chin con and the tumblrinas ruined the event. Basically with all of the accusations they have pointed out way?
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>>556476479
They just get pissed on.
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what they spent $17,000 and only had one ball pit kek
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>look on dashcons page....
http://dashcon.yuku.com/topic/6/Know-Before-You-Go#.U8NXyPldUno

....they list Ikea as a local attraction... ... in chicago...

>i have no face
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> anon was always there
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>No vendors
>No celebs
>No events
>Guy from /pol/ pisses in 50% off the attractions
>17,000 shekels short
Good goy
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>>556476326
My sides are gone
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>>556474316
Holy fuck this shit is hilarious.
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previous threads archived here
>#1: http://4archive.org/b/thread/556391841
>#2: http://4archive.org/b/thread/556416112
>#3: http://4archive.org/b/thread/556433351
>#4: http://4archive.org/b/thread/556448368
>#5: http://4archive.org/b/thread/556459461
top fucking lel
hamplanets need no help fucking up their own convention
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Guys guys, DashCon2 time to make it bigger badder and unrated.
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>>556476580
>they let a 13 year old run a committee for a con
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>556477323
nigger that's slenderman
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>>556475315
>inside man
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can we get some struttin leo ball pit combos up in this piece?
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https://join_me/996-238-759 got shut down already.

BALL PIT OR RIOT
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>>556474316
how pathetic is your life that you actually care enough about this to make 6 threads?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKlWcxmQlqs
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>>556477616
how pathetic is your life that your lurking enough to know he made 6 threads
>feels
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>>556474670
That girl on the right
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>>556475232
>black kids on tumblr
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>>556477590
Nevermind, it's back up
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>>556474670
some hoes there id stick my dick in but then theyd cut me
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>>556477616
>landwhale spotted
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>>556475686
don't forget the new hit:

>even if i say "yes" it might still be rape if i decide so afterwards
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>>556477727
#REKT
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http://www.horse-news.net/2014/07/first-ever-tumblr-convention-goes-to.html
read for maximum kekking
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Wait, source on /pol/ pissing on the ballpit, Jesus Christ my sides can't take this assault.
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>>556475230
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>>556476361

Well there WAS a rape orgy. You see, a few of the castrated men that did show up to offer praise to the absolute-perfection that is the feminist gods, happened to glance at a few trans/otherkin/fluid sexual at the conference. The signalboosting that fallowed caused every "entity" that was charged with SWJ energy to be raped by millions of dicks all at once.

One of those evil seed-spewing, misogyny-launchers, had crabs attached.

How can those effected not deal with the deaths of millions of psi-transdimentional crabs on their conscience? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
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Some broad posted her experience volunteering for Dashcon early on.

>>...The way the committees were formed was absolutely fucked up, they literally put an open call on the blog and said “WHO WANTS TO FORM A COMMITTEE TO HELP US RAISE FUNDS?” they asked no questions whatsoever.
>>...I ended up becoming head of a committee just by asking to be since no one else had formed one for that particular fandom. They asked me to recruit people.

The way she describes it, it sounded less like a con organization and more like some fucking Pyramid Scheme. Can't believe none of the tumblrfags who volunteered didn't recognize it for the scam that it was.

>>http://augustinesycamore.tumblr.com/post/91592502875/here-goes-i-decided-to-write-up-my-personal
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>>556475492
Fucking kek
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>>556477914
#edgy
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>>556474316
i'm laughing so hard, the majority of tumblr is so fucking ashamed top fucking kek
>https://www.tumblr.com/search/dashcon
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Why do these threads keep dying?

Also, I need the uncensored version of this pic for tumblr
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>>556477727
literally in the OP what number the thread was at retard
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>>556477616
even better I'm OP from many threads back
so suck a nigger dick plz, this shit is side annihilating
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>>556477616
My hambeast femnazi tublerite senors are off the charts.
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>>556478191
>>556475554
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The other funny thing was the BDSM meeting where they let in the minors. all fat ugly feminists, but it is good to know , if you ever become so fat and ugly that no man would have sex with you , there are still some sadist that will use you as a punching bag for their enjoy men, and remember feminism says that is empowerment.
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>>556477491
not anymore
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Can anyone confirm that there was a bunch of autists having an orgy at the BDSM panel?
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>>556478241
>soo edgy has to sage
>soo butthurt has to sage
>soo mad has to sage
i wonder which one it is
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>>556475554
>ben garrison
kek
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>>556478436
needs a red tie and it's done
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does anyone have a mirror/video of the orgy yet

we need to see this gold and see how pathetic it is
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>>556477491
5 minutes in ms paint
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>>556475689
Fake. Original letter had $20,00.00 (included cents)
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>>556478648
kek
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>>556478424
and they say were the ones who are fucked up
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For the love of God, sause on a /pol/ack pissing on the ballpit. I need this to be happy.
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>>556474316
Fuck you, Homestar Runner faggot
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>>556478084
>committees for each fandom
>committees
did these landwhales take their public event organization tips from fucking animes or something? holy shit.

>>556477905
>i was rape and crabs got
>i did say yes and actually meant it but i'm having second thoughts, so rape
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>>556476742
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-lFGiVj228

it was in another thread already guys
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Holy shit this is worse than minecon.
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>>556477989

I am not suprised. After all, a few tumblr-fags payed 17K to sit in a pile of balls and get denied any form of pleasure.

That must have been ONE HELL of a BSDM turn on.

"Oh yea, DON'T give me my monies worth. OH GOD YES, don't have anyone show up. I AM EDGING, don't preserve any dignity by asking for more money just to buy pizza!"

*wave of cum engulfs the crowd*
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this is absolutely disgusting
this isn't real right?
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>>556478686
Even if we did, there would be some problems, since there were apparently 14 year olds
>>556478728
Yeah, it's from the original thread, I just used a mass downloader, it probably makes more sense in context, the thread is on 4archive
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>>556478570
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>>556479092
Its as real as the holocaust but much more realer
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>>556479195
perfect
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>>556475230
That's one obscure fetish you've got there buddy.
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jesus christ, what a miserable pile of shit tumblr people are. this is what ideals like feminism and overly being a SJW does to people.
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Someone put hebe pissing in the ballpit up somewhere
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>>556474316
Held illegally too?

http://hythe.tumblr com/post/91619570562/dashcon-legality
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>>556475315
>>556477506

le cut inside man
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HOW THE CON BE REAL IF OUR PITS ARENT BALL?
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>pic related
probably my favorite OC in these threads
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>>556475116

Thank you, Based Hebe.
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>>556479092

Far more real then all claims of rape and oppression on tumblr.
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>>556474316
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
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>>556479026
didnt know what that was till i found this, and damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I

This is pretty horrible
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>>556475009
Holy shit.
Bdsm and it's filled with fucking children.
>tumblr users think this is morally okay
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>>556475306
OH MY FUCK THIS IS HILARIOUS
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>>556478959
>>did these landwhales take their public event organization tips from fucking animes or something?

That's why it smells so much like a pyramid scheme to me. The idea of multiple committees is another layer of labor for the con heads to dupe to do all the work and raise money.

Volunteers -> Committee heads -> Con chairs -> Con CEOs.
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This con sounds like something from an extremely good Ziltoid Radio episode.
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>>556479092
it's real, and it's both funny and disgusting
check the sources in OP's post
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dashcon
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Toppest of keks
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>>556479716
kek pyramids are illegal. someone should report them

especially since they employed minors
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>>556475558
DONE.
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>>556479824
wtf would these panels even have talked about??
"so in order to make your tumblr page it's optimal potential, visit this geocities website that has a bunch of copy-paste HTML codes for your disposal.
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>>556479351
>soulless legal intern
>internet detectives her way into a clerical loophole
>raging feminist

why the fuck am i not surprised. women working with anything to do with law/finances are subhuman, unapologetically manipulative shits.
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>>556477440
They let anyone who messaged and asked run committees. Most dissolved long before the con. One 13 year old got kicked off her committee and started posting suicidal shit. This whole thing was wild from the start.
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>>556475558
lmao!
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Panelist
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do anyone has any pictures of the orgy? they must be something else
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Hey /b/, what do with $17,000?
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>>556480508
Buy a ball from the ballpit off ebay
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>>556479026
I was at Minecon, all kinds of autistic little shits running around and some of the questions at the panels were fucking horrible. But it was much better than people make it out to be. Any con you go to nowadays is going to be filled with retards, you just have to look around them.

Dashcon is a whole other level.
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>>556476742

sexually frustrated shutins fuck with the force of a million moons

hell yes i'd watch it
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http://www.dashcon.org/dashcon-2015-advance-reg/
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>>556480508
stick in your pooper and post results to timblr
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>>556480508
buy a ball pit and piss in it
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>>556475063
How would that even be possible? Every kid on tumblr needs at least 10 minutes just to explain their sexual orientation.
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>>556480508
No reverse image search result.
May be legit
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>>556480678
why do they call it dashcon? why not tumblrcon?
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Can someone give me a quick recap of what this Dashcon is and what the fuck is going on.
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>>556480508
rent a bouncy castle
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>>556480508
TOPKEK
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>>556477616
I found the tumblrina.
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>MFW InternetAristocrat makes his fucking video on this shit

It is so going to be pointed out that everyone at tumblr con is fucking white.

Whtite guilt faggots who want to whip themselves for being white all because some stupid fuckign academics think white privilege is a thing and have been running a convention FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS ON WHITE PRIVILEGE
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" In place of the Night Vale show, a group of Night Vale fans put on a "Character Q&A" where they fielded questions from the audience as if they were from Night Vale".
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>>556480612
DETOTAED WAM
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>>556475467
Thats Probably the Shrooms
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>>556480508
Steal it, change your name, move to another country, be a rich man.
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>>556480807
I did my best earlier
>>556476263
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>>556480248

FOR FUCKS SAKE EVEN 4CHAN HAD AN INTRO VIDEO THAT WAS AWESOME!

(back in 2006)

Link - http://www.4chan.org/flash?file=4chan_otakon2006-low.swf&title=The+4chan+Otakon+2006+Panel+Intro&w=640&h=480
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>>556480723
like omg do you even understand pregnancy
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>>556480807
look at OPs post dumbass
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>>556476581
>http://augustinesycamore.tumblr.com/post/91592502875/here-goes-i-decided-to-write-up-my-personal
fucking gold
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>>556480508
Use it to fund 4con
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>>556480803
Apparently in the article they stated that they are not affiliated with Tumblr and had to change their name.
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>Tumblrfags get scammed
>Organizers point blame at us
>We've now got double the cringe OC

We didn't even have to lift a finger this time
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>>556480928
Why would you change your name?
They were donations, you can legally just fuck off with it, dashcon is oceans 19
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found pic of bdsm room
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My apologies. It was stronger than me.
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Which video does based hebe piss in the ballpit? Is it even on his channel?
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>>556480891
I actually like Night Vale. The episodes are dodgy at times but mostly entertaining and the writing is decent.

>cosplaying as fucking podcast characters
I didn't know the fanbase was this pathetic.

Holy shit. Tumblr is literally cancer.
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Does anyone have a vid of the BDSM?
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>>556480860
fkin cant wait for based IA's vid on that shit, gonna be priceless
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>>556480723
wait how the fuck do you italicize text in Skype? Didn't know you could do that
>>
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>>556475623
Hahaha this guy is such an asshole I love it
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>>556480894
I saw that kid walking around the convention hall. Incredible.

At Notch's panel (which I was at) there was some 19-year old autist chick that handed notch a card with her dad's server IP on it. The server was later whitelisted because people kept raiding it. It was funny
>>
here is a vendors post about it. Lots of new things. like a wedding and a tumblr prom
http://chiiathingy.tumblr.com/post/91689782904/dashcon-masterpost-by-a-vendor
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>>556480508
Timestamp, fag.
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>>556475558
DOWNLAOD WHERE
I WANT DASHCON.WAD
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Anyone have that "back to the ballpit" picture some guy made? I meant to save it.
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>>556480993
>tfw when the flash scene is dead
>tfw nobody is making good, shitty animations anymore
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>>556481228
oh lawdy
>>
>>556480508


>>>556462684
you know what to do
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>>556481774
>dashcon.wad
holy shit rofl, i'd play it
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>>556481228
why is the ball pit in there? It had a 10 acre room to itself and the bouncy castle
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>>556481412

New rule: If your convention has a ball pit and is not aimed at 4 year olds...

It is now a convention for autistic support and the well being of anyone with the IQ of women that cannot function in normal society.

(This includes severe downs syndrome sufferers and comatose patients. You know, for equality)
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>>556481228
the upper floor tends to have many of these tumblrwhales for some reason... punching bags and what not.

retarded child acquires tumblr account, and graduates doing porn for kink.com
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>>556477793
So did he just go stand next to it, whip it out and piss or was it more discretely done?
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>>556481809
Nevermind, I had it.
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>>556480891
Night Vale sucks and Joseph Fink is a white knight piece of shit
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>>556480018
stupid tumblr fandom shit.
here are some actual panels for example

>>Proper British Quiz Show: Your very own in house British quiz show! Audience members participate in a fun-filled hour and a half of quirky humour and awesome questions!

>>Analyzing the Odinson's: An in-depth analysis of both Thor and Loki from Marvel Cinematic Universe, and of their relationship with each other and their parents. We will look at all contextual clues to examine Loki and Thor's relationship prior to the events of Thor, and how those influenced both brothers. We will also examine how Odin has influenced both men and their actions throughout the movies. Information from Thor 2 will be added once the film is released

>>British Men with...CHEEKBONES: Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, David Tennant...we all know how addicted you are to those faces and those impeccable cheekbones. Fangirl with others over how much you can’t live without those, and others, beautiful faces.

>>Homoerotic Subtext - From Supernatural to Sherlock, Harry Potter to Teen Wolf, every fandom has it! Destiel, Johnlock, Drarry, and Sterek. You have a fandom, we can find you one, you’re very own gay pairing! The discussion of how each fandom undoubtedly has some homoerotic subtext, and how much we cannot get enough of it.
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>>556479462
10/10
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>>556482218
>>
?
??

-------
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>>556481839

>tfw 2006
>tfw It is now 2014
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>>556482084
you don't understand,
the ball pit chooses where it goes.
the best we can do is stay out of its way.
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>>556481228
fucking lel
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>>556475894
im glad im not the only person who got that
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>>556478985
Brilliant.
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Reminder that this isn't even a real ball pit.

It's a $20 inflatable kiddie pool filled up with cheap plastic balls. Probably cost less than 50 dollars to buy altogether.
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>>556479652

holy fuck.
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>>556475670

Ballcon. FUND IT!
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>>556481228

>Ball Pit in BDSM room
>Not BDSM in Ball Pit

im crien
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>>556481718
>http://chiiathingy.tumblr.com/post/91689782904/dashcon-masterpost-by-a-vendor
kek
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>>556475232
>scamcon

nice anon 11/10
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lmao
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>>556482794
Fuckin KEK
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>>556474316
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>>556482916

Just wait until it starts showing up the DashCon tag too
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>>556479824

>mfw id put my dick in that blonde, but only from behind
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dash with the cash con
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>>556479652
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I
I'm fucking dying over here. my sides left me
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>>556476606
IT'S
ON
THE
GRASSY
KNOLL
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>>556482861
First donation 17,000
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs-mbwuFVU

"DEATH TO ISRAEL" - Brad Pitt
>>
this ball pit is a symbolic representation of tumblr idealism
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So does anyone actually know what happened with Steam Powered Giraffe performing? They seem just as autistic as anyone else in the convention so I doubt they would of bailed just because of that. Did they really bail because they didn't have the money ready?
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>>556480508

Well, considering that is more like $60,00 or $70,000 thousand, I would say fuck right off.

17 grand in big bills like that wouldn't even fill a shoebox, son. Get real.

pic related, i got 6 grand right here.
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>>556482916
>gore and rape is the reality of vast majority of people on the planet
>sees 3 pics
>anxiety attack
lol Tumblr feminists confirmed for sheltered suburban white kids

also
>11 year old in a collar and leash
>minors in BDSM booth
>organizers are somehow still not busted
my sides
>>
>>556482456
Why are Americans so obsessed with British culture? It's fucking weird.
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>>556476606
no red circle and id save that
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>>556480807
basically tumblr tried to have a con and it didnt do very well now every autist (newfg) on /b/ is freaking out about it
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>>556483673
Damn, grandma got generous this year.
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>>556483569
MY FUCKING SIDES!
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>>556474316
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nff7Ljee9ZA
this fag used to be in the trap tinychat room that was posted endlessly on /b/
he likes cock in the butt
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>>556483673
Seeing as tho the funds gathered for this 17,000 was from peoples pockets to assume everyone donated 100$ bills is borderline impossible
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>>556483673
ive seen 50 grand fill a gallon ziplock

mostly 20s

so yeah
>>
>>556474316
>>556474316
ATTENTION
All tumblr warriors
Type this into note pad save as IPS.bat and click on it
this will collect the user ips that reply to a thread you make on 4chan, we can win

CODE :

@echo off
color 0a
echo IP's collected.
Pushd "%~dp0"
:a
title win%random%a
timeout /t 2 /nobreak >nul
start NOIP.bat
go to a
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>>556483726
Why not try and bust them?
lets submit this to the authorities.
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>>556478424
Up until now I thought this was a failed brony convention. But this has nothing to do with bronies, I dont know why they called it dashcon but this is fucking hilarious. BRONIES can organize a convention better then these people
>>
Why is the video of the tumblrfags celebrating after they were shaken down for $17,000 by singing We Are the Champions, not part of the copypasta?

http://youtu.be/LEDJgfYAw-g
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I'm gone for three days and this shit happens. When did this happen?
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Seriously, ANYONE have anything related to the BDSM 101 thing? I'm curious
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>>556477432
DashCon2: Son of Dashcon
Or Electric Boogaloo
Hosted by Anon and 4Chan.org

Strippers, poles, booze, maybe even drunk strippers on poles... NO FEDORAS, but most importantly, IT WON'T SUCK.
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>>556484030
it's a con where they're planning on dashing with the money
so, DashCon
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>>556484042
i get a kick at how they kept having to shush and put up the 3 fingers, i remember having to do that back when i was a kid, silent fox or some shit i cant recall
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>>556484006
Call the fbi and say that we got triggered

Is it funny to anyone else that they were losing their minds over us just posting pictures and then they actually encourage putting minors in real sexual situations?
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>>556483965
ITS A TRAP
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>>556484139
makes sense
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>>556479013
Nice.
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>>556484203
Lets do it. My signing up Tumblrfags up for HAMAS didn't pan out but this could.
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>>556476581
Oh, God...no wonder they can't run anything, everyone just whines about how they're not being helped and yet how much they help even though they're not...blah...blah...blah
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>>556483726
>>556484006
http://hythe.tumblr.com/post/91619570562/dashcon-legality

There's also this. I know practically nothing about the law system of the U.S. but this looks more than enough to get their asses busted.
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>>556484030

Autistic men who wan to bang non-existant horses can manage conventions better then women who want a Social Justice Warriors (SJW)...

That is a level beyond sad.
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>>556484042
I have no words.
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>>556484120
It won't, but apparently the 14 year olds will.
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>>556482007
beg this guy for the link
>>>/vr/1765687
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>>556484372
but we can still sign them up for HAMAS. I have the link.
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>>556484042
Wow... Just, wow.
>>
This is the fag band that did not even show up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw
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>>556483673
Dem new 100's are smexy
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>>556478462
Supposedly there were people wanking it in front of the other people
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>>556484116
>7
what is that? fag
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>>556484062
those three days you were gone
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>>556481718
>boss: “why are you at tumblr prom” to which I responded, “I didn’t go to the panel about knotting.”

HAHAHA oh fuck.
>>
wait no. was there actually an orgy?
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>>556484042

this is fucking painful. i see some adults there, probably parents... who just look so upset. so disappointed.
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>>556482456
I would go just so i could ask for the homoerotic subtext in shrek
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>>556478906
nice meme
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>>556484203
better business bureau

bbb.org
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>>556484030
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cOzekvYZig

They look like they're having much more fun too. At least bronies have a common interest.
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>>556475116
thank you based hebe
>>
>>556483629
They cancelled back in January. Staff still tried to convince people to buy tickets for them at the fucking door.
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>>556484006

It would be really easy. Just call the hotel, say you are a 14 year old girl/boy and you were violated by adults in a "BDSM room". they tugged on your cock or put things in your ass. say you want to call the police. have them handle the whole thing.
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