new thread? Why not.
*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
Summary of events so far:
con staff trying to push more expensive tickets onto people that apparently came with a Steam Powered Giraffe show ticket (which is apparently not happening)
vendor hall mostly empty for some undisclosed reason
Welcome To Night Vale ditched the con and cancelled their panel and performance when DashCon would not pay them. attendees sat in the room for an hour before they got an explanation
people paid RESERVE SEATS months in advance for the WTNV panel
Con staff insisting they had people in the thousands attending and present at the venue, when real numbers were closer to 500
Panels and events were not planned at all, with hotel mints being given out as prizes
Games room had just a single TV in it and some tables
there was a BDSM panel and DashCon allowed minors into it, along with other +18 panels where they did the same
some people started to sing Let It Go and were verbally assulted
DashCon meow blaming the bank for not being able to pay WTNV
people are demanding partial or full refunds (and they will not likely see any of it due to the con not actually having any money)
it has already spread around that DashCon was likely a scam
last night they ran an emergency #SaveDashCon thing and raised like 17,000 bucks
nobody knows where it went
most of their contracts were verbal only
rumors of the venue meow threatening to shut the whole thing down
people called hotel asking WTF about the $17k. hotel staff reportedly knows nothing about $17k demand
(if a convention doesnt pay up, they let if finish and sue the shit out of you after..thats standard for big hotels)
>tl;dr see video below
>hotel call trolling:
>DEATH TO ISRAEL
TOP FUCKING KEK
tumblr tried to make a con
failed fucking miserably
only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
speakers were late
people were probably scammed out of $17,000
LINK TO ARCHIVED THREAD, WILL TELL YOU ALL THE SHIT THAT'S GOING DOWN.
>Tumblrfags want convention
>Jews start it
>Only a few hundred people
>Ballpit and bouncy castle
>Hebe goldstein pisses in ballpit https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh
those vocaroos are made by a /b/tard in the other thread btw
>quiet room kek
>tumblr tried to make a con
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
FOR THE SAFETY OF YOUR HEALTH
i think someone is uploading it later
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find tumblr users being scammed to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm home on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting shit like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known is scammed. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about tumblr users. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
OP here, here is a vid of him pissing all over a toilet seat
presumably an after-video before the other one got deleted
They scammed themselves. The con organizers said the hotel had demanded 17k so they asked for donations, but when people rang the hotel for clarification, they knew nothing about any of it.
these fuckwit hamplanets
the first dude is 17
all the fatties just got triggered and left him to clean up all the shit
including the one bitch that controlled all the money lol
no doubt they're preparin to blame 4chan though
I'm mostly pissed that they screwed Welcome To Night Vale. Say what you will about the fans, that's some quality shit there, and an independant show. THey didn't deserve to get fucked like that.
I've always been a bit of a wet blanket, but I've got to say I think this is as sad as it is funny - which is to say, very.
I'm guessing there will be a lot in the way of recriminations after all this...
>mfw I do that at every fast food restaurant I eat at
about 20 years ago i made a fake flyer for a rave on my 386 with windows 3.1 with fancy shading and fonts using corel draw 3.0 for something called "hardcore anal cyberfuck" and set the address as a jack in the box across the street and had people pass them out in high school. i didn't show up but apparently a bunch of people did.
Guy perfectly summarises dashcon
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
"There's a difference between a failure and a fiasco. A failure is simply the non-presence of success. Any fool can accomplish failure. But a fiasco, a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions. A fiasco is a folk tale told to others that makes other people feel more alive because it didn't happen to them.
And then there's DashCon."
Words can't express my joy at seeing these autists fail so hard.
OP here, forgot the two archived threads:
Also, according to last thread, people were getting fucking pickpocketed, lelele
Just dumping pics from previous threads
Have you seen these sides
Went missing on july 13, 2014
what the fuck is a 4chan member? like some sort of phallic representation of 4chans genitals? Im so confused.
implying people from tumblr are mentally competent to not only come up with a solution to their problem, but even realize there is a problem in the first place.
seriously look how happy they all are in that ball pit
>it was called tumblrcon at first, but tumblr got butthurt that they used the name because it's not sponsored by them
Trust me, you can't prepare your sides for this
Dat desperate tumblr pussy tho
My lord they are just about as bad as us, except not in an ironic way
I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the **** beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures
A fake version of what the organizers really posted....which is an attempt to get away with stealing 17k....just google tumblr dashcon
It's not clear, but as far as we know, the /pol/ guy pissed in the ballpit and that's it.
Also, it raises the question that, if this hack thing was just a rumor, who started it - the scammers?
It's obvious he is a 4chan member trolling both tumblr and 4chan to gain a flamewar. I don't mind though,
yup. thats my guess
so they've blamed:
>the hotel for baker st babes having to pay thir own room
>paypal for not being able to pay nightvale
>hotel for changing their agreement (which especially bein a mariott owned hotel, they would NEVER do this)
>4chan will be the reason they will not be able to give refunds. mark my words
Why do you keep saying he's from /pol/? He's a tumblrite.
He and his friends have tweets about Israel/Palestine shit on their tumblr pages.
And this is why i lurk this fucking cancer of a site 12h+ a day.
GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE
its come out that their agreements were well documented in email about paying for rooms/travel/etc.
a hotel would NEVER reserve a convention hall on a verbal agreement. even if the money was paid upfront (which i think it was, or they wouldnt reserve it) there would still be contracts to be signed for liabilities and such
TL;DR: dashcon admins are full of shit and trying to go into damage control mode, but their autism gets in the way
>but their autism gets in the way
is that post-op hitler on the left???
Hurrrr, I am from /fit/ guys, that makes me a fucking pissologist. I got my doctorate from the school of 4chan, I am a doctor.
Mah fella oldfag, 386-usin' nigga! I was just telling my wife about the Aerosmith teeshirt I made with a dot matrix printer and iron-on paper with my 386 back in the day. Nostalgia as fuck!
I had a Packard Bell 386 16Mhz, 1MB RAM, and a 107MB HDD. I put a sound blaster in that bad boy and played the shit out of some Wolfenstein. Good times!
Fuck getting in the van
Get in the pit!
>also, a side note, this guy bought the fucking ticket to get into the con. so yeah level 50 douchebag
>i didnt buy SHIT, nobody had badges because there was no con security except outside the dealers hall
This guy is gold.
tfw I didn't read the rest of your post
This might be the perfect time to put the #Dashcon tag to use - Tumblr feminists were expecting something on the 20th.... but giving how popular this tag is now, it might be the perfect moment to cause some mischief...
Whoa there Doogie Howser, what are you doing here? You should be off using your piss shade checking powers to help the world!
So what you are saying is that we should give positive reviews for dashcon, encourage more tumblr fags to donate to dashcon and disprove any rumors that make the convention look bad to amplifiy damage.
In the video where the organisers beg the crowd for $17k, they blame 4chan. It's probably somewhere in this thread and it's too late for me to make that kind of effort sozzah.
Yo, guys. Taking donations for Chin-Con 2014 later this year. We need a squabillion dollars and are getting Moot himself to lead a panel. Homestruck fans and jews will not be allowed in. /pol/tards will be redpilled at the door. Bring your own ball pit.
op here, this is why i fucking love 4chan
no one knows if an anon did influence the event somehow, yet tumblrfags think we're some sort of cohesive singleminded entity
it's like hivemind, a single person don't know fuck and doesn't give a shit but the group acts towards a goal
but if we take credit the autist hamplanets who ran it will get away with the scam....i'd rather see them pay
maybe we should spread a rumor saying THE ADMINS are/b/tards. win-win IMO
admins get hounded out of tumblr, we get credit for sitting an laughing
most productive weekend evar
I say we take credit for it! Let's come up with how we spent the 17,000$.
New hacking servers maybe?
I bought a car.
>pic related, just took it
I can't believe anyone is this stupid.
Shit, we fucked up so bad lets blame it on 4chan who will agree with it just to piss us off so we don't have to take responsibility. My parents are going to be so pissed I used their credit card..
this is the funniest fucking thing i have seen in a long time. thank you for bringing this to my attention.
My new hero, stole 17k from kids in one weekend.
>dashcon organizer, roxanne schwieterman
>there was a BDSM panel and DashCon allowed minors into it, along with other +18 panels where they did the same
this needs to be reported to the authorities, /b/. pretty sure this is against the law.
someone should make a back to the ballpit for tumblr fags lol.
>then they'll dig through the endless gore searching for something that isn't there
>so many "muh triggers"
someone get on this shit now!
You can do this if you get extra Tumblr accounts lying around, they just have to exist for 48 hours before your posts will show in the hashtag search.
Knowing Tumblr, people are manually searching the #dashcon tag right now because it just happened. It's pretty much the perfect moment to fuck with them because all of this shit JUST went down.
Yeah dude totally we should all say things like "kek" and "lel" because those aren't the exact same fucking thing at all.
Their apology for the $17,000:
essentially a fucking armyswamp of lies and cringe
do not watch if cringe is your trigger niggers