new thread because why not DASHCON 2014 Summary of events so

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>>556416112
Old thread partly archived here
http://4archive.org/b/thread/556391841
get in here you fucking nignogs

>>556416112

So are there still people there?

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>>556416112
>mfw huge room, 2 pathetic entertainments
>mfw $17,000 scam

>>556416469
this is too gold to pass up.


we can use it to hassle tumblr and trigger everyone there. their 'safe space' got scammed for $17k haha

the 'prizes' (autographed pics) that was supposed to be given to indiegogo funers, were then offered to people who paid reserve seats for WTNV, werent given out to anyone lol

they got fucked HARD. harder than i could have imagined these fat fucks pulling off

roxane the landwhale in charge of trasury, has pretty much checked out and is refusing to deal with ANYthing right now lol

the other guy admin is trying to pass the buck to anyone else

>>556416690
God I hope not

the con organizer on the /cgl/ thread said something about the 17 year old con admin being close to a mental breakdown.
Do we have her name, tumblr, anything?

>>556417130
i think its a guy

name is 'Cain'

http://dashcon.tumblr.com/tagged/meet%20the%20admin


HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK

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I seriously can't stop laughing, think I've got myself into a full-blown psychotic outbreak.

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*snort*

welcome to dashcon! please donate $100 to keep the lights on! i also have diabetes

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>>556416997
>top kek
>pic related

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all the autist landwhales have pretty much checked out an broken down leaving this 17 year old kid do hanle EVERYthing

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where were you when my sides landed on mars?

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i think i have to dump my entire reaction folder to vent my sides

>>556418013
this is way too convoluted even for /b/

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.855215-So-if-you-didnt-hear-about-the-Dashcon-17-000-debacle

> Obviously, this is just more of 4Chan trolling Tumblr. What else could it be?

If only, man. If fucking only.

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>>556418013
i was trying to retrieve said sides, but the gravitational pull from all of the dashcon admins being in one city was too great to overcome


have i ever told you guys how much i fucking love 4chan?

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>>556418279
Woah woah woah slow down my sides can't keep up they're still in orbit

>>556418392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs-mbwuFVU

>>556418392
fuck that's good

here's the link btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs-mbwuFVU

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>>556418279
7/10 if copypasta
11/10 if srs

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>>556418587
My. Fucking. Sides.

>>556416692
Oh my lord. This is fucking gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk

I can't.

I just can't.

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>>556418392
>>556418587
>>556418663
>>556418783

i dont recall paypal having an outage all weekend. im always buying and selling on paypal. hell even used it to buy drugs from a dealer. NEVER have i seen it down for more than 30-60 mins, and it WAS NOT down this weekend AFAIK

and they are still blaming paypal for WTNV not showing up

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>>556418587
Who the fuck let /pol/ out of its cage.

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>>556418587

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>>556419078
Someone get the fucking phone number to the hotel.

Let's call them up with a thematic element.

Go, niggers. Find that fucking phone number.

>>556418925
oh god

oh my god this makes me so happy

schadenfreude makes me happy

these autists failing made my weekend

i gotta go to court tomorrow, an i cant stop laughing

"i know you guys paid extra for reserve seats and all, but an EXTRA HOUR IN BALL PIT! NOW WITH URINE!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk#t=153

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find tumblr users being scammed to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm home on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting shit like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known is scammed. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about tumblr users. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

It warms my black heart to know a shitty site like Tumblr tried to put on a con for it's awful users and all it did was crash and burn and the rest of the internet laughed.

Was the highlight of my week to be honest.

>>556419707
fuck off

>>556416112
I usually don't use text speak but LMFAO!

>>556419221
area 847 and 303-4100

Renaissance Schaumburg Convention Center Hotel

>>556419707
Are you fucking kidding me? This is fucking hilarious. It's bad enough that they go to cons, but actually donating 17k and all that shit when it was so obviously a scam is just fucking retarded.

>>556419707
>That's it.

>I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find tumblr users being scammed to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm home on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting shit like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known is scammed. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about tumblr users. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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>>556418013
My sides left the solar system

>>556419707
pasta, but i'll bite

we're doing a public service

to shame and trigger these hamplanets so hard they won dare do something this retarded again

>>556419221

https://www.google.com/search?q=Renaissance+Schaunberg+phone&gws_rd=ssl

Seriously though, I'm so fucking happy right now. I'm literally just sitting in my room, alone, laughing, because these fucking retards got scammed out of more than 17k.

>>556418932

> got a card
> In the seventh circle of hell, sinners must endure ____________ for all eternity

oh lord above

Can someone tell me what dashcon is? I've never heard of it before and apparently it just crashed and burned.

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>>556419707
>That's it.

>I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find tumblr users being scammed to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm home on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting shit like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known is scammed. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about tumblr users. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

I honestly thought Dashcon was a bronie convention. That is a really unfortunate name for what is supposed to be a "tumblr" convention.

And what in the fuck is a Welcome To Night Vale and why are so many fucking nerds flipping out about it? I read the wiki entry twice and it still sounds stupid as fuck.

Ok tumblr, you win. An hero to us all

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>>556419986
>>556419221
*** HOTEL PHONE NUMBER ***
area 847 and 303-4100
POST YOUR SHIT ON VOCAROO
www.vocaroo.com
go you fucking niggers

>>556419707
b8/10

>>556418925
sweat tears

>>556419707
>>556416112

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find tumblr users being scammed to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm home on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting shit like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known is scammed. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about tumblr users. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>556416112
>>some people started to sing Let It Go and were verbally assulted

Thank you Based God.

>>556419707
lel'd

7/10 if copypasta

10/10 if oc

Could I get some more details on this?

>>556419707
Booo whore

>>556420506
You and I seem to share all thoughts.

Oh shit!

Lol so funny! Mad me and my daughter cum?

>>556419640

My sides have proven that the universe is indeed circular in many dimensios

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>>556420561
>renaissanceschaumburgconventioncenterhotel how may i help you
yes hello is there a convention there right now?
>yes there is, ther-
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
>click
MY FUCKING SIDES

Brb I have died from lels

>>556419707
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8, but too l8 to apreci8 the b8 so let's h8 the b8 m8, but h8 aint gr8 m8 but too l8 to h8 the b8 m8. still 8/8 for the b8 m8

>>556420892
I thought so too.

For what reason was it called dashcon?

>>556421019
Recording, or it didn't happen.

>>556420837
on what?
tumblrfags hosted a 'con'

run by hambeasts with ptsd and some other shit, an a 17 year old kid

never ran a fucking bake sale let alone a con

thought they could just pay panelists whenever

says hotel threatens to kick them out unless they get 17k

get 17k donated, but hotel doesnt know anything about it

just a total shitfest you would expect from tumblr trying to organize anythng

>>556421068
when you fill out some formular you put a dash in the "wife" section because you have none

>>556421068
i guess when you log in, the openin screen is the tumblr dashboard?

they wanted to call it tumblrcon but tumblr said they'll sue the fuck out of them if they did

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>>556419707

>>556421019


dude. if the hotel gets enough shit, all of the mariotts will never host them again lol

lets banish them to a motel 6 conference room where they belong

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>>556419707

>>556421316
Why the fuck... that still doesn't make any sense. That's like Xbox fans making a convention and calling it Dashcon because when you turn it on you're on the dashboard.

>>556421393
keks 4 days

>>556416112
What the fuck is Dashcon?

I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE

>>556421560
well, look at how the con turned out

the fucking ballpit should tell you enough. probably not a full deck within the entire room

funniest part now is all the fat trigger ptsd bitches just dumped everything onto the 17 year old, an he's trying to dump it on someone else, but nobody else will even respond to him haha

they literally left a kid to clean up their mess
>>556421907
tumblr con

they should have had a panel about the raid lol

http://thegeekiary.com/dashcon-disaster-welcome-to-night-vale-walks-out-more/14730

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>>556421393
Are these the sides?

Alright, start the thread Anon!

WOW, LOOK AT THEM MOVE!

Isn't that incredible, ladies and gentlemen?!

With just six keks, you can make your sides dance again!

>>556421953
g8 b8 m8 i8 8/8

>>556421953
and yet you keep coming back


its okay to like it....just let it happen

>>556416112
4chan couldn't have pulled something like this off even if we tried. Sometimes the world just gives you gifts :)

Also we should get #ballpit trending

>>556421996
Yeah, I just looked it up to make sure, this is disgusting.

>>556422174
Also we should get #ballpit trending

YES

#savetheballpitfor $17,000!

>>556421996
This is pretty amazing.

>>556421953
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8, but too l8 to apreci8 the b8 so let's h8 the b8 m8, but h8 aint gr8 m8 but too l8 to h8 the b8 m8. still 8/8 for the b8 m8

You know, this just means that 4chan needs to hold it's own convention, and do it bigger AND better than tumblr, just to prove how worthless they really are.

I'm thinking FagCon.

>>556419640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxAeAo7duYc

my sides are in a separate dimension

>>556422610
no thanks not all of us are autistic

>>556421953

>ID: Heaven

into the trash it goes!

oh yeah. on the con page

the 'local attractions' like food an museums and stuff

were more than 45 minutes away DRIVING lol

they literally just scammed tumblr

and theyre mad at /b/ or /pol/ for posting gore?

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>>556422610
u wot m8

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>>556422610
'You got a Fagcon'

>>556422610
I don't think anyone here would ever want to go to a 4chan con.

Most of us would either die, be molested, or be arrested.

>>556420561
Yo I just called them up and they said they had finished already.

We can't fuck with their con.

>>556421998
http://happierman.tumblr.com/post/91567505339/apologies-to-fans-in-northern-illinois

> The organizers of an event we were scheduled to be part of today were unable to pay for our flights, hotel, or performance fee.

> We tried very hard to make this happen. We took a full break in the middle of our July tour to attend this small fan-based event. We paid for our own hotel and plane fare, and were very excited to be part of this intimate fan gathering. But after a morning of discussion, organizers were unable to pay for the costs of travel and performing.

> We are disappointed that things were not worked out in a timely manner and that we could not perform for our fans.

> took a full break in the middle of our July tour

> paid for our own hotel and plane fare

that and $17,000 gets you a ballpit.

>>556422714
It would be hilarious. Get actual celebrities to do panels. Have the whole thing look sleek and professional, and get the mainstream media to cover it.

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>>556420025

Why you you just tumblr back were you came from child

>>556422610
Dibs for moderating the trap panel and gore panel.

>>556422891
>>556422891
im surprised they didn get kicked out beforehand for their autism and faggotry

i feel badly for the housekeepers. no doubt they will be cleaning piles of shit out of the rooms for days

>>556422989
it would be more cringeworthy than anything lol

>>556422647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi4ELS4LKaU
ayy lmao

>>556422871
First 3 events right there, $20 to attend each one, 50 for all 3.

>>556422941
and then at the con they tried to blame it on WTNV for being unreasonable

someon should tell them haha

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>>556421019
Did another one, recorded this one
>>556421129
MY SIDES
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS

DA$HCON

>>556423096

i took the b8.. FUCK HAHA

>>556423213
But if it even worked, just a little. If we managed to pay everyone on time, have events, actual entertainment. We could hold that over Tumblr. Forever. There is no amount of SJW history white-washing bullshit that could remove the stain of FagCon from their memories.

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My sides have left this dimensional plane and are somewhere in the Omni-verse beyond anything fathomable. Never to return.

>>556423213
yeah. do you have any idea how many fuckers would show up with guy fawkes masks?

>>556419221
ASK FOR BATTLETOADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>556416112

Does it make me a bad person if I am happy that these Tumblr leftests got ripped off? This is probably the most social they have been in a long while but they are terribly annoying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I

>bashcon begging vid
>"NOT 4chan"
kek

>>556416112
>convention organized for useless wastes of life goes awry

imagine that!!

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>>556423361
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS

>>556417285
>>556417595
>http://dashcon.tumblr.com/tagged/meet%20the%20admin
I'd stick it in his pooper.

I called them and told them I left early and if it was possible to get a voucher for a 1 hour ballpit session but they just hung up

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>>556419707
>punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole

>>556423565
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS
haha gold

>>556423519
no, welcome to 4chan

>>556422978

Would buy, I rate 17000/17000

>>556422610
FagCon will have two ball pits. Take that, tumblrfags!

and tedMaid

>>556423609
This, everyone call and ask about the ballpit!

>>556423543
comedy.gold

>>556423361
MY SIDES!!!!

oh gawd /b/ its ebin winrar tiem

>>556423565
In the movie Bruce Lee dies like immediately after this and then it ends lol

>>556423482
Easy. You show up in a guy fawkes mask, you get beaten by security for five minutes. Then we let you in.

>>556423465
k here's the thing. we've already done enough to make it funny and we've seen them over react. kek's were had and they're still lingering here trying to change our opinion. we don't need a faggy convention full of shut ins and neckbeards to reinforce their point.
TLDR we won already. now we can sit back and enjoy the show they put on for us

>>556421953
bet you'll continue to browse tho
take an extra hour in the ball pit bro

>>556424001
deal

but the collective amount of grease and neckbeard will surely give the security eczema and breakouts

>>556423817
THIS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD IDEA

WE JUST MAKE A CONVENTION WITH TWO FUCKING BALLPITS

IT WOULD COST NOTHING AND BE FUNNIER THAN A REAL CONVENTION

>>556422978
NEEDS MOAR ORGY OF UNWASHED HAMPLANETS

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>>556423361
oh fuck

>>556422610
we already have one

it's called the brony convention

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LOADS OF MONEY

>>556419707
hey would an extra hour in the ball pit make everything better?

>>556424007
lets do the timebomb raid with tumblr with pictures of the ball pit every month on the 11th

>>556424389
go ahead you don't need an army to fuck up their day

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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find hambeasts being scammed to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm home on a computer that you can just joke about wonderful things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? I am triggered, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting shit like it's nothing. Wondrous faggots, doing this shit gets me hard. So you want to come on an imageboard to fist my asshole? Let me tell you guys, check your privilege. You would be more useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why don't people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know how to check your privilege. You are all such wonderful faggots. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Muh feels! Seriously why don't you guys really fist my giant ass? Wondrous faggots, I'm so horny right now that I wish I can suck and fuck my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on my enlarged prostate. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fuck my hambeast ass and actually act properly about tumblr hambeasts. Stupid fuck, keep sucking that cheeto dust off my rolls.

call hotel
say ''My daughter was told to pay dashcon organisers or she would be kicked out of her hotel room, is it true that you made these demands to dashcon organisers?''

>>556418932
I managed to get 'Auschwitz' and 'the Jews' once, also used them on 'In a world ravaged by ____(Jews), our only solace is ____(Auschwitz).'

If I waited a few more turns I could have also got
>Step 1: _____ (Jews)
>Step 2: _____(Auschwitz)
>Profit.

>>556424541
heh wonder if inflatable houses and ball pits are now a trigger

shit im gonna find the admins personal tumbr and flood them with pics of that ball pit

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At first I thought Dashcon was a brony con.

All in all this made my month!

See, it's shit like this that makes me want tumblr to keep existing. If tumblr ceases to exist, we'll need to find a new source of keks.

>>556424389
A lot of people already have it set for the 20th so just do it that day

>>556424217
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES JUST FIX SOME FUCKING SMALL ROOM ANYWHERE, LET TICKETS COST 17K, LET THE ONE GUY THAT SHOWS UP IN FOR FREE, TWO BALLPITS, RECORD THE WHOLE THING

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>>556416112

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>>556419707
Is this another trigger thread?

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>>556424561
this please

>>556424561
quite a few parents already did, and thats how it got around hotel staff doesnt know shit about $17k demands

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>>556424561
you can do better anon
deliver some standard 4chan shit, they will rage

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>>556419707
thx for the new pasta you transgender piece of shit the navy seal thing is getting old.

also: you sound like you were there........tell me how was your extra hour in the ball pit??

>>556416997
YOUR FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY IS TRIGGERING ME

>>556424680
'in a world ravaged by tumblr, our only solace is an extra hour in the ball pit'

>>556424847
naw but if he records it and they say they dont know anthing about it, and you post it everywhere?

pretty damning against the organizers

definitely ruin them

the jews who couldnt use the elevators will definitely sue

>>556424892
i can honestly say nobody has ever said that about me before haha

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Wow. I thought DashCon was a MLP convention, and when I saw the ball pit and bouncy house in the picture I was like 'FUCKING BRONIES'.

Then I decided to do some research, and it's a TUMBLR CONVENTION!?

Hoollllyyyy shiiiitttt, I cannot remember the last time I laughed this fucking hard. This topic was beyond my wildest dreams. Thank you, OP.

Wait, someone urinated in the ball pit?

>>556420506
it's actually not too bad.

I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE

>>556424709
what movie is that from

>>556416112
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh

>>556424304
Dosh con.
No dosh. Con.

>>556425564
saving private sides

>>556425564
paving ryans privates

>>556425413
like we don't actually need to do anything to them to entertain ourselves anymore. it's like those bunch of handicaps were at the edge already. all they needed was a little push and now they can't stop fucking up no matter how hard they try

>>556425530

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdrjYy8_kB8a-cqcn7EYVzQ

possibly Hebe Goldstein?

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>>556425575
Alos, this shit is all Brutal as fuck

>>556419707

Listen here you fucking faggot. I don't know who you are, but if I do I would fucking kill you. You are the cancer that is killing /b/ and everyone on here. Do you know how retarted you sound right now? Oh I bet you like "Ha, you fell for me le ruse" FUCK YOU, I hate everything about you. I hope you don't make it to heaven for killing everything you touch or speak upon. I hope you die a painful death like what you did to /b/. Please do us all a favor and just an hero, you are the reason why I hate everything about this site now and the underage faggots on here. You are destroying our fucking site you bitch ass, faggot, kike nigger lover asshole. Fucking die

>>556425642
shaving brians sidets

>>556425530

For $17000.

Ballpit full of piss.

>>556419640
Wow, they even went as far as to even as decided to use even go want to do look more like $5 from each person to get pizza.
>confirmed for scam

>>556419707
If nothing else, there will be many butthurt pastas made from the tumblr tirades.

Thank you for your contribution

>>556425564
raving ryan's privates

>>556425752
Braving tywins bidets

>>556425530
Not before he shouted "death to Israel" so we assume /pol/ had something to do with it.

I actually called the hotel and they put me on hold.

You guys did it. I'm proud of you...

>>556425530
supposedly a guy from /pol/ just crashed it, didnt even bother paying (they didnt even hire security for the doors. just volunteers who left after the first day of fuckery)

/pol/ was saying 'death to israel' and he peed in it. supposedly

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>>556418013
>just been informed by my inside man

>>556423465
4chins has had meetups and cons in the past, but it's too big for that now. sry guy, shoulda been here in 2005 like the rest of us in the thread.

>>556425890
craving aaron's pies

>>556425805
>Dont come through with panel
>use money meant to pay WTNV to get pizza
>comes out to like 100+ or - donger
>WE NEED 5 DOLLAR 4 PIZ SLICE
>5,000$ of beautiful scam profit

Just got into the thread.

So...shittiest con of all time or what?

>>556425996
guarantee one of the admins started that rumor to take the heat off

in a few days, it'll be 'we cant refund anything because 4chan took all the sheckels!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr-SIizAByw

HEBE is the best

>>556426212
barely even call it a con

i dont think any of the guest panelists showed up

scammed all the attendees for tickets, an AGAIN when they were there

nothing they planned really happened lol

>>556426071
naming charlies penis

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tumblr gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp8rC2eFlVs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6061bVNNec

MR GOLDSTEIN

>>556426473
that's my real name but ok

climbing tyrone's heights

So im new with all this, whats dashcon and what is going on?

>>556426546
skitzophrenics anonymous

>>556426318
oh holy fuck hahah

Finally answered after 6 minutes.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08fi9rqSpf0

Sorry for my accent guys.

>>556426318
i like that he's having so much fun

>>556426748
call again and say if they demanded $17000 from the dashcon organisers plz

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photoshop the ballpit into shit!

>>556425996
Guys, guys.. GUYS! List... LISTEN! Ok?

According to my credible sources there's a mole among us who has infiltrated our board. FLUSH HIM OUT!

>>556426546
2nd person on the left

didn't know Skrillex was a tumblr feminist

>>556425530
thank you based hebe goldstein

>>556422978
My sides are in another dimension.

17000/17000

>>556426681
As an actual schizophrenic, I hope people don't think of that when they hear the condition.

I'd rather be associated with people who eat cat hair and drink their own urine than muhprivilage/fandom turrblurr hurr durrs.

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Can someone please call in a bomb threat against the hotel already.

HEBE GOLDSTEIN FOR PRESIDENT

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdrjYy8_kB8a-cqcn7EYVzQ

>>556426903

Are you kidding? Have you even heard my shit accent? She'd notice already.

Fucking do it yourself. The phone number is (847) 303-4100.

Besides I live in Québec long distance calls like this fetch a lot.

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>>556426984
Didn't you know?

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>>556426546

WHAT THE FUCK is going on with second from the right's face?

>>556427170
Who is that?

>>556419078
Should be thankful at least /pol/ spiced up the ball pool.

>>556426934
>all the ladies in 4chan put your hands up
>all the fellows in 4chan put your hands up
>whoever is the mole put your hands up
>now everyone else put your hands down
oop, there he is, there he is

>>556427219
No problem. I would do it myself but i cant record ;_; hopefully another anon does

>>556427136

I can second this.

My girlfriends piss taste delicious, but I would never touch a Tumblrfag.

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>>556427254

that's so gay I need to wear my dongblockers

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>>556425575

fucking top kek...

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>>556418587
Top fucking kek.

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>>556427321
Go back to tumblr.

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'what made you dress up as the prime minister of israel?"

my. fucking. sides

>>556417285
>Dashcon’s token male/personal whatever/everything he can do doer.

Sounds like they had clearly-defined roles and divisions of responsibility among the staff. I'm surprised it became a total clusterfuck.

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>>556426910

so can anyone enrich me why this con was hold?

>>556427598
>lonely island
>'who said we're whack'

>>556427748
forgot vid i was laughing so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1wZR_rni1M

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>>556426318
THIS IS NOW A HEBE GOLDSTEIN THREAD

SAY "THANK YOU BASED HEBE" OR GET PISSREKT

>>556418925
Someone pissed in the ball pit at dashcon. They also had to take it. Ack cause there was a hole in it.

>>556427813
well they just wanted the TITLE, but not the work

nevermind they had no experience to do the actual work anyway

it seems like when shit got hard they just started shutting down and 'muh triggers' and threw shit down the ladder

the fatty that handles all the money wont even talk to anyone about anything right now lol

>>556418013
>Implying /b/ can even count to 3

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>>556427920
>dress for the job you want

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>>556424230
>>556423565
>>556423361
My fucking sides are hurting right now:
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhEKFLNzZt

>renaissances chaumburg convention center hotel how may i help you
hey is this the DashCon hotel place
>it is but the convention is over as of now
>yeah I know I just wanted to lodge a complaint against them
>is this a complaint against the hotel
I feel it is because you see they wouldn't let me in even though I paid
>you paid the hotel or
I donated at the convention website and then they wouldn't let me in cuz they said I was a jew
>sorry sir
they said I was a jew and deserved to be gassed at auschwitz
>click
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>556427813
edit just caught the sarcasm

im dizzy from laughing at this all weekend

>>556427936
Is he Vaervaf?

>>556422871
Oh I'd fucking go all right

BALLPITS CLOSED

>>556416112
or:

Autistic weeaboos meet with other asspies, where podcasters and youtube users are "celebrities," give away the money earned at the job they're laughed at to autism-fest's organizers.
Oxygen thieves post about it repeatedly in between their pedophilia.

>>556426546
>not even an open concession stand

>>556428237
i am so happy right now

Lost at hotel mints.

>>556428458

/ring pools closed pic with ballpit balls.

>>556427136

i feel ya brah. fucking tumblr fucks go on and on about ableism and 'privilege' and 'mental illness is not a joke' even though 'headmates' are a thing to be embraced and celebrated.

but lol what do I know i'm just some random white guy

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>>556426910

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bamping for shits and giggles

>>556427346
The sad thing is, I do actually use Tumblr.

I literally do nothing but follow artists and photographers on it. Almost all of them produce pornography of some description or its design or architecture.

I have a second account that I use to troll radfems when I feel depressed. Its like school was, really: very cliquey.

If you manipulate the he-said-she-said, you can stir the pot and get people to go into melt-down over almost literally nothing. You just watch them sling shit at eachother until they don't even know why they're yelling at eachother.

Since I am useless to society, I find it a highly fulfilling use of my time.

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>>556428237

How come all that white privilege didn't help get them through the obstacles? I thought for sure it would have come into play when things got tough?

THEY HAD A PANEL ABOUT US!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywYy6E-_M4

>>556428697
>Unbeknownst to non 4-channers, nobody really likes /b/

Lost

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>>556422871
>I don't think anyone here would ever want to go to a 4chan con.
>Most of us would e?i?t?h?e?r? ?d?i?e?,? ?b?e? ?m?o?l?e?s?t?e?d?,? ?o?r? ?b?e? ?a?r?r?e?s?t?e?d?.? be in their parents basements, in 8th grade gym class being laughed at, or couldn't risk violating Megan's Law. 90% wouldn't fit through the door.

Fixed that for you

http://rothschildreptillionaire.tumblr.com/

> The video of me pissing has been deleted off YouTube I will reupload tonight

>>556419707
If you ever speak to me like that again I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a shit how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself. Okay faggot?

>>556427294
gianna michaels

How did it all fail? Are we behind this? Enlighten me on this please

>>556428897
Holy fucking autism

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>>556418392
> without even paying entry

because his actions would have been fine if he paid.

>>556429115

nope. they failed on their own.

imagine that?

>>556427278
looks like a fuckup of the panorama shot

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my sides

>>556427170
Dude call fuckin' escort gurl/hardcore strippers to trigger them !

>>556429115
They were the architects of their own destruction.

>>556429049
Pissing where? i know theirs a vid of you pissing on the seat but what vid got deleted

>>556426230
this

>>556429115
we're not in on this, they just tripped over their own asses

>>556429115
it failed because the organizers have their heads up their asses. i'm guessing nobody has any experience managing anything, so the whole thing went to shit. not enough funding, unorganized, performers walked and all they have to show for the 17000 dollars they scammed off everyone was a ballpit, which someone peed in. this was none of our doing, to my understanding so all we can do now is sit back and watch the madness that is tumblr unravel

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>>556429052

>>556429052
Alright bro, screw you. Called the cops, called the Fire Department, called Pizza Hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard OF every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor OF every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, AND Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army IN every era, called every phone sexline, called Papa John's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican IN the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol OF every state west OF the Mississippi, called all OF my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The National Enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half OF the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head OF the Illuminati, called every free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor OF every city IN France, called my mom, called the Emperor OF Man, AND called every school district IN Canada.

>>556422714
Liar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhKMnCUa8So

>>556429010
How to deal with bullies: Publicly acknowledge them
>tumblr logic

>>556429754
>thinking aspergers is the same as autism

>>556429585
This is going to be the best party ever.

>>556419707
M-muh triggers

>>556429928

>Thinking assburgers is an actual disorder

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So this is what tumblr is all about

"Strong Female Character"

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can someone confirm if the con is over or not before I call in the bombthreat.

>>556425564
Shaving Ryan's Privates

>>556425805

.... what?

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>>556428582

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4

u

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEDJgfYAw-g

PEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIEND

>>556430226
>"Huwwy uppp! I haven't eaten in tirdee minutessssah! >:( "

>>556430227
it ened at 1 today according to the schedule

>>556429585
>>556419707
I don't even know where the fuck to begin....
Why do people like you find the whole Tumblr Dashcon joke something to take seriously? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just get angry about a harmless joke like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This joke is well made, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit about it. Stupid fuck, doing this shit ruins the whole joke. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole in jokes like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking stupid. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through to set up such an elaborate prank. You are such a disgusting idiot. Isn't it bad enough that people ruin everyday jokes? Seriously what do you really find original about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I could fucking punch the back of your computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Stupid fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act normal when someone makes a joke. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

I'd go on about how fucking stupid you are, but I'll restrain myself right now.

Just think one day that you will never have a heard as good a joke as the many who have ever since the Dashcon "Scam" prank.

>>556429585
Lost it at Pizza Hut, good job

>>556429757
What makes me laugh even harder is that we didnt have to lift a fucking finger for this to happen.

>>556430148
>tfw all i know about aspergers is from my socially awkward "aspegers" cousin
you got me. I know nothing about it, I just think it's hilarious

>>556430394
>>556430305

You guys are the best.

>>556416112
>vendor hall mostly empty for some undisclosed reason

vendor hall is empty cuz they weren't selling shit cuz the place is empty

>>556427859
To rip off $17k

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>>556416112

wtf is dashcon? why should i care?

>>556421068
>For what reason was it called dashcon?

Because they dash off after they con you out of your 17k.

>>556418392
he's not peeing. possible 10/10 becomes 4/10

I am disappoint

>>556421393
Top fucking kek
10/10

>>556431158
jesus i need sauce

>>556430227 the ''con'' is over but theirs still thousands of fans sleeping in the hotel.

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requesting fat mma guy rolling tagged with Dashcon

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>mfw /b/-tard pretended to be hotel staff and gave them phony letter demanding $20K
>mfw Dashcon believed him and gave him the money

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>>556428237
am I the only nigga still doing this?
I expect more, faggots

>>556431193

The peeing vid was removed and is being uploaded again last night.


We need pics of the orgy that apparently happened, or posts of it.

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Made this for you fags

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>>556426910
Here is mine go at it.

>>556431193
theres another vid that got taken down of him peeing. said he is gonna reupload somewhere else

>>556431158
>>556431465

seconded

>>556431158
I legitimately thought it was a brony convention, but it turns out it's actually much much funnier. It's a tumblr convention that cost like $70 to get in but it's pretty much just turned out to be a scam. There were no vendors, no panels, and some performance group of some kind (or some shit I dunno) also didn't show up. Apparently the con organizers said the hotel was threatening to close the con if they didn't raise $17,000, so they raised $17,000. The hotel denies the demand for any more money.

tl;dr people got scammed for at least $17,000, probably more.

>>556431517
>thousands
they wish

>>556430227
It's done.

>>556431634
anybody have this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKlWcxmQlqs
>used to think it was funny asking people "Who have you come as?" at completely inappropriate times as a 'sick diss' when I was younger
>video completely validates that.
>my fucking sides.

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>>556430227
DO IT FAGGOT

>>556432160
Bless you, anon!

>>556430626
I don't even know where the fuck to begin....
Why do people like you find the whole Tumblr Dashcon joke something to take seriously? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just get angry about a harmless joke like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? This joke is well made, yet crazy assfucks like you are throwing shit about it. Stupid fuck, doing this shit ruins the whole joke. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole in jokes like this? Let me tell you, you are fucking stupid. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through to set up such an elaborate prank. You are such a disgusting idiot. Isn't it bad enough that people ruin everyday jokes? Seriously what do you really find original about it? Stupid fucker I'm so angry right now that I wish I could fucking punch the back of your computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Stupid fuck. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act normal when someone makes a joke. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

I'd go on about how fucking stupid you are, but I'll restrain myself right now.

Just think one day that you will never have a heard as good a joke as the many who have ever since the Dashcon "Scam" prank.