Yo 2,3 or 8 decides my words

Nah

fist myself

ayyyyy lmao

>>556395850
Hey

I have an STD according to laat fridays test results

>>556395850
slut

>>556395850
[Send gore]

I have to inform you that I'm a registered sex offender.

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Hello, This is Chris Hasen, why don't you have a seat? have seat right over there.

>>556396043
Winrar

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Lol 5 or 6 get

>>556395850
I want you to know, I'm gay.

>>556396361
I love those KDIS

i'm thinking of cutting my penis off

>>556396189
reroll

>>556396405
WINRAR AGAIN

>>556396052
>>556396052

I need help reaching over my beer belly to scratch my scrodum

what app is that btw?

Tits or GTFO

Ill send nudes if u tell me your secret ;)

>>556396580
Grinder

>>556396580
tinder

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She doesn't give a fuck lol 7 or 9

i need to jack off. wanna help?

>>556396139
REROLL [SEND GORE]

>>556396675
fuck myself to sleep

Well I'm actually bi.

>>556396675
Rate me ;)

>>556396675
Would you dress like a man for me?

Please show me the titties

thanks, is your dad around?

To bad your not

>>556396675
i know this is alot to ask for but i would like to have a whoman, just one time, to be shure... I know it sounds wierd

>gving op sum pussytonite

>>556396757
Lol ace winrar.

just kidding Im not gay. i want to lick your asshole

>>556396750
God fucking damnit [SEND GORE]

Bi

>>556396856
[Send. Gore.]

TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK??

>>556396962
Tell me how to use caps lock and when it's appropriate!!

>>556396959
[Send gore pics]

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>>556396959
>[Send. Gore.]

Where did OP go

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She read it but not responding. Evens tells me what to say

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insert this on my ass in my ass of my ass up my ass through my ass beneath my ass FOR THE ASS

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18KB, 200x200px

>>556397246
He was telling the truth about being gay, he's switching to grindr for new pics

>>556397376

I want to get laid inside your pussy while I lick your asshole.

>>556397376
I'm really straight, I jut say I'm gay to get naked pics from girls.

>>556397376
I was joking to see if you were anti-gay, can't stand those people. I'm straight, and you're attractive. Want to keep chatting?

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>>556397394
WINRAR

Do you liek mudkipz?

>>556397376
I was kidding, I'm not gay. I like girls, but not too old.

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There we go. 1 or 0 get

Hello, This is Chris Hasen, why don't you have a seat? have seat right over there.

>>556397676

Reroll for >>556397469

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2MB, 320x180px

>>556397604
i'l kip ur mudz

>>556397676
Would you dress up like a catholic priest?

Im just kidding.
Let's fuck.

>>556397770
winrar

>>556397832
iTT: pplz who cants talkz to womanz

>>556397676
sorry my autistic brother took my phone, wanna go out for coffee?

>>556397731
WINRAR DIRECTLY AFTER

>>556397731
winrar

>>556397770
We GOT US A WINRAR!!!

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Guise I'm losing her. 3 or 4 get

>>556397731
spelling mistake included OP

>>556395850
What app is this OP?

>>556398015
ayyy lmao

>>556397896
reroll

Man i only get one match every long while and its an ugly fat chick. The woes of being average.

>>556398015
It's ok bb, I was joking. You are hot, but I hope not too old.

fuck my merchandise yeah XD

>>556398015

Rereroll for >>556397469

I got the nasty in my taxi you need a lift. You can sit between the backseat and my dick RIP

>>556398048
Hot or Not

>>556398015
I'm having a bad day, let's start over. Hi, I'm straight and want to get to know you..

I'm just messing with you BAE I'm actually straight WE CAN BE TOGETHER

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insert this into ANUS

>>556398015
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Sam and Max is infinitely better than Sierra

>>556398015
Re-roll for >>556398132

>>556398149
Thanks. Much appreciated

Hi I am an autistic Crack Cocaine nigger lover, and I was wondering if you could shove a catctus up my pooper

>>556398184
WINRAR

>>556398128
>average people don't find other average people attractive
>you're average

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Am I sure guys? 6 or 7 get

>>556398015
i want to fuck you in the ass and then cum in your mouth

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32KB, 397x400px

>>556398496
Send her this picture

>>556398496
Yea bb, it's all good. But would you dress up like a catholic priest if I asked?

>>556398392
Is it wrong to at least expect her to be of my weight class? That's all I really care about anyway.

Yes I am sure now shove a cactus up my ass

>>556398556
Winrar

>>556398612
No picture messaging on this app

>>556398556
Win
Topkek

>>556398496
no

>>556398496
reroll for >>556398619

>>556398556
WIIIIINRAAAAAR

>>556398496
Yeah lets meet and you can give me sum fuk. Text me address and lets get boogey with it baby.

>>556398556
WINZIP
captcha: judayass was

op could get nudes but prefers to be a faggot. cool.

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Lolol 1 or 4 get

>>556398850

Show me your tits now pls?

>>556398850
Are you into it?

No shit biatch, imma fuck u silly and ur gonna luv it

i love anus

You probably beat MGS2 on very easy casual

>>556398850
Would you mind if my sister joined us?

>>556397604
reroll

>>556398850
Humanity… All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women.
It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. I will fucking kill you bitch CALL THE COPS I FUCKING DARE YOU

Tit pic?

>>556398850
Send tits

show me your tits

>>556398961
winrar

>>556398961
WINRAR

>>556398961
winrar

>>556398850
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

do u want sum fuk?

>>556398929
reroll

>>556398850
Do you like anal?

>>556398975
rawl

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Aw shit she's mad. 2 or 3 get me outta this

>>556398651
what a stupid app

War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.

>>556399052
roll

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>>556399072
reroll

>>556399243
winrar

>>556399229
¨Fuck me in the ass with a cucumber

>>556399243
w-winrar

>>556399243
win

>>556399229
I have to shit out a baby chocolate mud pie bae

The is nothing wrong with me m'lady. Let us start over, I've just been having a bad day. If you send me a tit pic ill leave you alone.

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6KB, 300x303px

>>556399243
WINRAR

Just want to see if your open minded, itll be just me and you then

[SEND GORE TO FINISH IT]

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Lol ya I can. 4 or 7 gets

>>556395850
Ayy bitch

I'll leave you alone if you send me your tits

>>556399673
see >>556398651

>>556399243
whooops
sorry op but you must deliver

>>556398975
Reroll

>>556399489
reroll for fun

>>556399691
Sorry bb, you just drive me crazy. I'm a fucking lunatic here.

>>556399747
there's no picture messaging on this app lol

>>556399747
YOU'VE GIVEN HIM NO CHOICE

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>>556399747
oh lol nvm

Do you have nice tits?

>>556399691
M'lady

>>556399747
This shouldn't count.

Rolling for
>So, what's your favorite /mu/core album?

Your on Dateline NBC and we are doing a show about sluts who dont show there tits online.

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>>556399954

you haven't seen weird yet. so are we gonna meet up or what?

Pretend to sniff me

>>556399967
reroll for reactions

I want to eat cake out of your dump truck

>>556399965
but he sendet my text so yes it should count

How about we get weird otgether

>>556399747
aw shiiet.

go with next 5 OP

>>556400090
Alright, I don't care really. Just send something OP, my dick is hard

>>556400000
quints should get it

What app is this?

>>556400284
Hot or Not

>>556400284
a stupid app without picture sending

>>556399954
so um... this be the winrar.. Op fucking deliver.

I'm into freaky azz shit my nigga u into gettin down n, real talk, I wanna use your throat.

>>556400439

Nigga u wrong this is winrar >>556399747

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>>556400439
yeah i sent that one she hasn't read it yet

Hello hun wanna have sum fun time

>>556400079
Reroll

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I think she's ignoring me. Odds get

Sorry, I was playing Sonic '06 and my friend took my phone

listen here slut.

>>556400779
fuck

sry nsa hacked my phone

>>556400779
Start a new one.

>>556400779
Hey, sorry about earlier; let's meet up sometime and fuck each other's brains out

>>556400821
Lmao

>>556400779

i maked botiful art jus 4 u => ( . Y . )

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>>556400821
Sonic '06 is ultimate winrar

>>556400931
In a new thread.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

We can talk if you have the ability to make a sandwitch you m'lady

Just your sister then

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She's back. 9 or 0 get

fuck her right in the pussy

If I have you my number would you send me a tit pic?

>>556402187
His name is [Name] and you two would be perfect for eachother

Whats your bra size

seriously you stupid bitch

>>556402275
reroll

fisting is my love

>>556402187
Laughing at him, hah im definitly not gay.

>>556402187
ur hot. Do you like dubstep?

>>556402440
winrar

>>556402440
Trolling is a art you idiots. The point isnt to make the bitch NOT respond.

>>556402440
W-winrar

FAT SHAMING IS A HATE CRIME M'FUCKING'LADY

>>556402673
>trolling is a art

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>>556402816
> Being this new

I want a picture of your face OP.

If I get don't post this.

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2 or 5 do something original

my name is DOCTOR FIST

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>>556403028

>>556403161
Do you play videogamez?

If I gave you my number would you send me a tit pic? I know we got off the wrong foot but I just am having a bad day and a tit pic would cheer me up

DONT OK ME OKEE? I WANNA TALK NORMALLY

>>556403161
Do you want to go to dinner

>>556403161
The truth is, you drive me literally crazy. I just needed to show you how fucking crazy you make me.

I must say, you're pretty sexy as well

>>556403161
Just start green texting everything in the conversation

Want to come an play Legos my dad always gets the best Legos.

>>556403405
Great winrar

>>556403405
winrar

>>556403375
winrar

>>556403375
>>556403405
Do both.

>>556403483
>>556403482
You idiots, it's >>556403375

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425KB, 465x622px

>>556403405
Use this one OP

>>556403405
WINRAR
>>556403375
fuck this one

>>556403538
second

>>556403576
That's why I said *great* winrar. It's the thing we need so we can have an interesting talk. The bitch will buy it.

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31KB, 480x360px

>>556403405
Do this one OP. Fuck that santa hat faggot.

>>556403161
Just send her the lewdest picture you have saved

>>556404525
There is no picture messaging on this app

>>556404525
Pay a-fucking-ttention

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>>556404748
Thank god.

why did they remove my penis?

YOLO

I had an affair with an animal

Ask her for her fetishes

You're triggering me.

Shit on my chest and rub it into my nipples like baby oil. Do you like that baby? I love you

Alahu Akbar.

Why did you do that to my mom?

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>>556405878
She hasn't read it yet

Let me tell you about Homestuck

>>556406070
Tell me, I actually don't know

>>556406201
homestuck went from being an awesome little cartoon/comic to a horribly produced shitty ass money maker

>>556406830
"4Chan- 'We have an army'
Tumblr- 'We have Homestuck'" (some shitpost)
I don't get that part of it.

>>556406201
>>556406830
>>556407241
It was a roll faggots.
Homestuck is a webcomic that's currently on a hiatus. Because they're making some game based on it. That's literally it. It's very popular because of it's clever plot and creativity.

>>556407582
But...
How is it that that's their trump card? (In reference to the "raid")

File: 1003621 - Homestuck Jade_Harley Karkat_Vantas MS_Paint_Adventures Nepeta_Leijon Terezi_Pyrope webcomic.jpg (277KB, 1073x975px)

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>>556407805
It's immune to our bullshit because it's already full of weird alien porn and gore.

>>556408156
I've never seen it, so is homestucks weird porn and gore worse than ours? Or is it just Tumblr people being stupid.

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>>556408349
Fucking look at it yourself.
It's on all levels of fucked up.

>>556395850
what app is that?

File: 757079 - Eridan_Ampora Homestuck MS_Paint_Adventures Nepeta_Leijon lordmeowrail.png (311KB, 640x480px)

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More of this shit.

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>>556408834
And here I am with the last piece of fucked up shit.

>>556408834
030
I saw the first few panels of it but...

Either way, not really as bad, and not close to counteracting all the shit we posted on their stuff

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We should get OP laid

>>556409640
It was enough to make them immune to our shit anyway, it seems.

>>556409826
>Immune
>Starts crying and cutting

>>556410137
I'm talking about the Homestucks.
Pay more attention and read up before posting, faggot.
The homestucks were the final hope of Tumblr. The feminazis and other pseudo-innocent faggots were the one who were crying and cutting.

Is this thread dead

>>556410474
Wait...
the Homestucks seem like they're the ones who would be the 4Chan people spamming
/pol/ is Homestucks and raid is konspirasee

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OP plz

>>556410836
Homestucks are one of the people who hardly gave a flying fuck about the raid. I'm a Homestuck myself. All the fucked up shit and the keks won't let you hate Homestuck.

>>556411705
Seems fun

>>556411975
And here we are again, at the beginning.
"Let me tell you about Homestuck."

WHERE DID OP GO

OP, don't be a faggot. Deliver

>>556409539
This is fucked up? pft.

>>556412754
>>556413238
The bitch is not responding.

>>556412754
watching sokker

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Sorry about that I had to return a movie I'm surprised this hasn't 404d. 5 or 6 get

>>556414159
OP IS BACK.
Rolling for "You make me want to take off my pants and masturbate until I cum all over pictures of you.

>>556414406
mfw winrar

Rolling for "Ur triggurin me :^("

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>>556414339

Baby, baby when I look at you
I get a warm feelin' inside
There's something 'bout the things you do
That keeps me satisfied

I wouldn't lie to you, baby
It's mainly a physical thing
This feeling that I got for you, baby
Makes me wanna sing

I feel for you
I think I love you
I feel for you
I think I love you

>>556414406
winar

OP make a new thread soon pliz
I need closure

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>>556414718

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Oh god she's one of those girls. 7 or 8 get

>>556414887
I WANT DA CHAKA KHAN

>>556414949
Yes you are, why dont you give me a pic to cum on ;)

Rolling for the navy seal pasta

>>556415047
winrar

>>556415047
Fuck that was quick

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>>556414976

>>556415047
reroll

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3MB, 200x200px

>>556415047
>>556414949
I HOPE TO GAWD DIS WORKS

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She's not sorry

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>>556415543
shit my bad 3 or 4 get

Oh my God, Based God. You could fuck my bitch, Based God. You swag to the maximum. Swag 100k, 100 trillion! Oh God damn Based God!

>>556415631
LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!1!!

>>556414718
REROLL

>>556415631
fine then, I dont need you, i will be just fine fucking
my rainbow dash plushie with my sister you fat cow

>>556415804
winrar

crazy enough to find you and kill you in your sleep

>>556415804
dont send this faggot ass shit op

I'm so lonely, I just want someone to talk to :(

>>556415804
WINRAR

>>556415803
Winrar
>>556415804
So close

Re-rolling for the navy seal pasta

youll be sorry if you dont send pics

>>556415943
I like this winrar best

>>556415943
my fav

k fuknut are we gun do this or not?

OP DELIVAR

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Holy shit guys I think I'm in. 2 or 8 for what I say first in kik

Dickpic.

>>556417451
Well I was thinking, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

>>556417451
send her a pic of your schlong

>>556417654

I want to be your sex slave

>>556417451
make it a good one too i'm doing any shitposts i'm too deep into this

>>556417684
roll

Hey bb wnt sum fun?