>implying I will ever stop laughing at the dashcon debable.

Missed the last tred. Anyone kind enough to greentext recap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxAeAo7duYc

>>556392469
see
>>556392506

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>>556392506
Thank you for posting this again. I keked my pants

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This was the conventions "game room". Consisting of 1 tv, 1 console and.. well, chairs?

Posted in previous thread

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh

>>556392619
I dont get it. People was scammed?

What's this? some tumblr con, and they got scammed? why should I give a shit?

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>>556391841
As Tumbler Loses ground to the Russians and 4chan, Queen Tumbler Whale Rallys her forces. "Ballpits and Bouncy houses for all platoons" She cries with a commanding tone.

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>>556393115
Nobody knows. But after the on-site fundraiser to, according to the officials, keep dashcon from getting kicked out of the hotel, people got suspicious, contacted the hotel itself and they knew nothing about it.

So to prove to the audience that they weren't full of shit the dashcon admins provided this as proof that the 17k went straight to the hotel.

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>>556393819
Ballpit and bouncy house material there.

oh shit this is some gold guys, i don't think i've cringed that hard in a while. give me more of this shit im gonna go get high real quick

>>556392816
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKlWcxmQlqs&list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh&index=7
>girls laughter
kid mustve felt like shit, topkek

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My fucking sides....!

This is wat happens when women are left in charge.

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>>556391841
So tumblr landwhale convention and 4chan made them pay 17000 for a fake bill?

>>556395919
This is some organic tumblr shit that doesn't need any additives.

They also ran an indieGoGo fundraiser last year for the con, guess how many people got their donation rewards?

Dunno what they're so upset about. They seemed pretty happy with the ballpit and the bouncy castle.

>>556396365
And let's not forget that the ones who paid extra for priority tickets to events that never happened because the performers never got paid and cancelled got an extra hour in the half-deflated urine-soaked ballpit.

Fun.

Here is another thread with videos

>>556391841

Something suspicious that /b/ isn't taking interest in this. Maybe the threads are being autosaged.

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>>556396601
This Convention smells like piss and Doritos.

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>>556395257
THIS IS WHERE YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR MADE OF!

>>556391841
INB4 kickstarter.
INB4 raises 10x more than is actually needed
INB4 People working 9-5 feel sorry for someone who doesnt even have a real job

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>>556391841

I'm packing for vacation today and monitoring the dashcon fuckery. Thx to you guys for keeping the goods flowing.

http://dashcon--2015.tumblr.com/post/91653289391/lets-talk-about-dashcon-2014
Holy fuck the ride never ends

>>556392506
I'm lost. Insult me all you must, but please fill me in.

>>556397939
Maybe there will be two ballpits

>>556391841
Ayliin Gonzales Luna
here guys have some bitch from facebook she is kinda hot

>>556393819
Ok. But why the big deal? People think they got scammed? And what's this with the ball pit?

>>556392506

HNNNNG. I kek'd.

Can someone fill me in on cheekbones?

>>556398431
NNNNNNNNNGGGGHH CHEEEEEKBOOOOOONES

>>556398178
Lots more information about this can be found on my new favorite site:

http://hythe.tumblr.com/tagged/dashcon

>>556396732

I was in a thread that 404d rather more quickly than I'd expect, could be we triggered someone

>>556398431
It's an actual panel that was at the con, dubbed "British Men with... Cheekbones"
>>556398178
The Ball Pit (which was just a damaged kiddie pool filled with balls and urine) was an actual "panel" at the con that people who reserved WTNV seats got an extra hour to play in
>>556398741
>mfw even Tumblrfags hate Dashcon
Today is a good day

>>556397939

>Many jewish people have been complaining about the elevators, because the shabbath prevents them from accessing them

Holy fuck my sides are taking electrostatic spectrum imagery of the planet of Neptune

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Riding through and epic bread

>>556399037
O vey, the elevators are another shoah!

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>>556399272

>>556393187
Tumblrcon would be a funny gore tag right now

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>>556397939
>http://dashcon--2015.tumblr.com/post/91653289391/lets-talk-about-dashcon-2014

Aww god. wipes tear . . .

>humanity gets faxed instructions for building a worm hole
>Jodie Foster takes a ride
>gallivants with alien disguised as dear old dad on beach
>seashells, seabreeze, stars, my sides part of alien constellation in the Vega system

I typed this so I could catch my breath. My wife can't wait to see what has me so blinkered

>>556399431
dashcon is the choice of tag if you really felt like being an ass.

but hey, at least they had a ball pit?

>>556399037
>6 billion

>>556391841
What is a dash con?

>>556399770
Extreme troll event.
MLP fans never mention it.

>>556399770
Some failure of a 'con' some stupid fuckin tumblr landwales put on.

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>>556397939

>We’ve taken this into account; If you have a sunday ticket, we’ll have a team of shabbos goyim to assist you. :)


am literally crying

http://strawpoll.me/2108262


nazis to win world cup, lets make it happen.

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>>556397956

I saw one earlier thread... here's all I know:

>mentally ill people from tumbler organize shin-dig
>sell tickets, promise speakers from dr. who and some other shit
>speakers cancel for lack of payment, and hotel is about to throw them out
>last-minute fundraiser (this is what is shown in the vid I believe)
>clusterfuck.da_
>ticket holders get extra time in the ball pit or something
>urine in the ball room
>orgy/crabs reported
>jews win oppression olympics by not even being able to push the goddamned elevator buttons
>hitlerwasright.kek

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>>556399006
>It's an actual panel that was at the con, dubbed "British Men with... Cheekbones"

AHHH Thank-you.

>>556401039
How can you fucking fail so bad. I mean that ball pit the 'game room' holy shit that is the worst thing ive ever seen. HOw could you even go outside after this bad of a failure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I

cringyyy as fug

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>>556398918
PLEASE be real. Please.

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>>556395043
Guy filming is from /pol/ im pretty sure

>>556401773

I imagine at some point the admins will shift from damage control to a more cultish tactic of telling all the tumblerfags that the rest of the world hates them for their views and is trying to shut them down in order to set up the cult us-against-them dialectic.

>>556402062
Oh god i had to turn it off 30 seconds in because it was so bad.

How do i use tumblr? I am trying to troll them, but it just seems counter intuitive to me. I've got a blog and i am trying to get followers to spam with porn and crap but anyone got any suggestions?

>>556402462
you just post shit, then underneath your post you can "tag shit"
like #feminism #donkeydicks #Ihateniggers etc.

then those who are subscribed to those tags will see your post

>>556402462
Reblog any of the following
>Homestuck
>Supernatural
>Dr. Who
>Dr. Horrible
>Attack on Titan
>Kill La Kill
>feminism
>misogny
And you're golden
>>556402683
Actually iirc those posts only show up if you're the OP of said posts

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Too much info floating around to make any sense whatsoever but this is the motherload of cringe.

There was a wedding between 2 tumblers .. kids attending BDSM rooms, pickpocketing, lotsa triggered whales .. a possible scam of 17k ...

No words

Someone archive this shit. The ACTUAL ADMINS of the con are trying to stand up for themselves ITT
>>>/cgl/7676252

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Unsecured comment board now accepting trolls:

http://thegeekiary.com/dashcon-disaster-welcome-to-night-vale-walks-out-more/14730

>>556402974
Not POSSIBLE. Definite scam.

>>556402062

> DashCon landwhale: "We suspect it was 4chan, but we will not let the system beat us at this point"

Neptune has been photographed, now approaching Kuiper Asteroid Belt and on to Alpha Centauri

>>556403062
oh god this gon be good

Can someone give me a tl:dr of the situation? I know pretty much nothing about tumblr people, the con they set up and whoever they invited for panels, just that it was a disastrious clusterfuck.

>>556403062

Much thanks for that link

>>556403185

Like I said .. it's the motherload and there's just too much cringe for my sides to comprehend.. even 4chan gets an honourable mention in the donation plea of the whales ..

>>556403062
Archive.. need like a new thread with the absolute best of the best

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http://dashcon.tumblr.com/post/91495321964/dashcon-dashcon-2015-has-official-dates-well

>>556403523
Tumbrl con, conned people, and the events that actually happened were really troll. (BDSM for kids, someone pissed in the ball pit for adults.)
Guest celebrities didnt get paid, hotel scamed people even harder.

>>556391841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I
here is their pledge for money

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>>556404034

Yay us .. at about 0:30

Here's an explanation of some organiser in the other thread

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>>556404462
whelp

lol aion

What happened?
Tumblr organized a sausagefest and they were promised free hotelrooms? Then they had to pay? And then some shit went down in the hotel?

>>556402886
Im going to play the long game with this blog. Try and get lots of followers and then fill their screens with gore and rape.

why all the tv show tags?

>>556402062
damnit, there were a few fit girls there
how hard is it to convince tumblr that you're one of them?
how hard is it to fuck a tumblr girl?

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>>556404462
>>556404560
im sorry but i laughed pretty fucking hard at that

>>556404797
Those are the most popular things on Tumblr, as well as the ones with the most psychotic fans

>>556402107

ITS REAL ITS FUCKING REAL!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr-SIizAByw

17K for this shit.

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I honestly have no words to express my thoughts on this entire situation.

>pic unrelated

>>556404560
>not keeping tabs on the money
always keep your eye at it , even if it is not your responsibility
are they gonna blame 4chan?

>>556405167
hahahaha

>>556392506
top kek

>>556405307
How are they even blaming 4chan?

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>>556405307

4chan gets on honourable mention is a few vids here and there, just too much to cringe right now ... getting the blame would be lame compared to the shit over at >>>/cgl/7676252 right now

>>556405307
They're already trying to blame it on 4chan.

>>556405690
i kek'd

If the owner of the youtube account Hebe Goldstein is with us in this thread, I would like to thank him for withstanding the blinding cringe of Dashcon and surviving in order to upload the videos to youtube.

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>>556405715
Oh here's the image

> administration doesn't let attendees know about it until AFTER the panel was about to start

Just pointing out that this mean --

> administration tells attendees BEFORE the panel was starts

AFTER the panel was about to start is the same thing as BEFORE the panel starts.

Good job, idiot. You should be a journalist.

>>556405420
>>556405715
http://youtu.be/RCSgrHogq6I
25 seconds in.

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>>556405940
>tumblr

>>556405420
>4chan is the bogyman of tumbler
>tumblys are incapable of self analyzing and reforming themselves
its only logical that they will shift the blame

>>556405940

Wow, just wow. My sides just landed on Proxima Centauri and I can't get them to come back to our watery planet of ball pits and despair

>>556405940
LOL WHAT

>>556402062
>All those fugly landwhales
>blaming 4chan

>>556405979
I'm 4 minutes in
Holy fuck. This is the worst cringe video I've ever seen in my life.

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>>556405940

>>556406426
I only got to like 1 min in and had to turn it off

I'm struggling to make complete sense of what has gone on, but I suspect it's due to the nature of this thing having fucked up at every conceivable level. Am I right?

Does Tumblr demand you hand in your competence and ability to hold responsibility when you sign up?

These people are disgusting.

For the love of .. someone hoarding all the jpegs and .mpeg4 in a folder for a future upload ..

You can tell its a scam from the fake crying ALONE, forget the fact that the hotel as high profile as the hyatt would break a contract agreement.

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>>556391841
ponyfags are able to pull a decend con... several a year since 2011

why cant they do it?

>>556406528
Just skip the fat asian guy.
It's fucking horrid.

I can do gore but this is pushing it...

>>556406549
I don't see how they're blaming 4chan for this though. Specifically for what part?

>>556406426
bunch of ugly niggers too

lol evil 4chan masterminds, ruining cons just by existing

>>556406717
Because the sheeple at the event will belive them and give them monies. AKA using 4chan as a scapegoat because they know people HATE 4chan.

What was the con supposed to be about? Tumblr general?

Ponycon is obviously ponies, and all the other cons have their main theme - typically something specific.

>>556406819
Lol so these fat fucking mcdonalds workers "feminist" fucks are pushing the blame onto 4chan because they don't have an ounce of smarts... makes sense

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>>556405167
>"oh the thug life chose you"

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>>556405940
fuck.

>>556406926
mentally disabled, i think was what they were going for

okay wtf why are these bitches screaming "What team?!" "Wildcats!"

Holy motherfucking god, the fucking cringe threads got nothing on this

>>556406725
I don't think I can see a single black person.

>>556406974
well its actually smart to do given the fact the event antendees are dumb and cant see through em. They will feel the backlash in coming days and will regret even mentioning 4chan.

>>556405979
haha video shutdown
>muh triggers

>>556407134
i meant that fucking asian, shit trash looks the same why differentiate them

>>556407195
You can still view it on youtube you dumb twat

>>556405979
The nigger crying for money is at 9:45

Imagine how potent the smell of body odor and unbrushed teeth is in that room. So much autism tightly packed together like that should be illegal.

>>556407280
butthurt mixed here. fuck you :)

>>556407280
I know, but I'm talking in the general crowd.

Faggot in joker makeup at 10:15
a bunch of other cringe worthy shit strewn about. Hunger games shit at 10:45 again...

>>556405979
Guy in the crowd with obvious downs at about 11:55. His head is right next to the microphone.

>>556402062
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I
guys it was us THE WHOLE TIME.
Have we become Tumblr's illuminati?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywYy6E-_M4

This guy is legitimate gold

>>556407592
I'll see if my girlfriend wants too
*raises right hand*

it's /b/ man, nothing here is real

Can I get an update on whether those tumblr gore bombs have gone off yet, or whether they will go off, or exist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAL_SwWdYB8

fuck

what the fuck

>>556408075
except my woe. seeing these tumblr degenerates helps though.

>>556408040
is that from the /pol/ visits dashcon series?

>>556408281
I'd assume so

>>556407592
Don't be butthurt. If your mulatto like I am I'm sure you're more attractive than that poster anyways. Everyone knows mixed races are better looking than whites who mostly look inbred.

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>>556391841
http://hythe.tumblr.com/post/91652704807/you-seem-to-really-not-like-dashcon-is-it-like-the

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>>556408093
Holy shit.

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>>556408093
cynic mastermind

>>556402062
Dashcon drinking game: take a shot every time somebody touches their face.

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I'm looking forward to their "raid" on use tonight.

Revving up my sides, and my gore.

>>556408093
Sometimes I wish hitler succeded.

>>556408281
>>556408327

Care to link?

>>556408376
Yeah don't worry it's cool, it's just sometimes nice to call it out, just as much as it's completely okay to ignore it.

>>556408648
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh

That's his whole playlist.
Many keks.

>>556391841
What kind of broney faggotry is this?

>>556408589
I missed this. What was the deal with this chick?

I guess I'm confused as to who is at fault here. Is it the Dashcon admins for being bad at coordinating the event; or is it the hotel for the same reason?

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>>556391841
>DashCon aims to be the largest gathering of Tumblr users to date

That's all I needed to know to not like this shit. Time to get another twitter account banned.

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>>556408648
fucking didn't save them man
cant find them on /pol/ right now

>>556409056
It's the admins. They didn't read their fucking contract which said they had to pay on the first day.

>>556408376
He probably is, meh also Argentinian so probably worse than your average whity

This site's to have fun, it's pretty easy to tell which responses are retards trying to get a reaction (Points at self)

>>556405940
You guys got your share off the profits after we converted it to bitcoin right?

>>556402062
that redhead looks pretty hot, shame her good looks are being wasted

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>>556409019
Autist tumbling whale made a video summing up the battle.

The way she spoke was retardedly funny.

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>>556408810
thanks anon

>>556392816
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh
> when did you decide this is what you wanted to do in life?....
damn

>>556408810

> a lone wolf in rainbow suspenders

My sides are ascending faster than the speed of light and have disproven Einstein's theory of the always-growing universe. Thanks.

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>>556405940
>inside man
lel

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I've made a lot of feminists cringe with this motherfucker gif, give it a shot raidfags

lot of feminists are veganfags also

>>556409257
Isn't she the same girl who cut herself?

>>556409328
That gif is older than you've been on this site

>>556392469
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/dashcon

The people who organized the "convention" were literally a bunch of teenagers

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Here is Dashcon OST to get you in the mood

http://8tracks.com/autumn-dahlin/dashcon-2k14

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>>556408093

>>556408810
this fucking guy cant even deal with all the keks himself

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>>556409373
You'll have to be more specific. We're talking about tumblr here. The chick on the webm with the spurting wrist? Probably not.

We're talking about tumblr here.

>>556409304
> a lone wolf in rainbow suspenders
I need this in a drawfag thead now!

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>>556409573
forgot pic

>>556391841

Somebody should make a CS map or something based on DashCon

> max player count 4000
> empty room
> one ball pit

>>556409407
It's already up and has an awesome collection of pics .. whoever is behind this ... thank you

So is the meme that no one is allowed to explain anything in complete coherent sentences. I've read this entire thread and I still have no fucking idea what happened.

1. Some convention called DashCon took place somewhere in the universe.
2. The website Tumblr has some kind of relationship with this.
3. $17,000 was raised or it wasn't.
4. Some bigger loser than everyone at the Con went to it and harassed people with his ugly mustache.
5. There was a ball pit and a bouncy house.
6. Someone pissed in the ball pit.

X. What nation/state/city/hotel did this occur at?
X. When was the money raised, if it was ever raised?
X. 4chan is being blamed for what?
X. Did the Con organizers scam the people, or did the hotel scam the Con organizers?
X. Why does anyone here give a shit about one random convention that sucked?

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>>556409663
I bet he pissed in the ballpit.
Can't trust that mustache.

>>556405979
what is the name of this video...the link is 404ing for me >>556406426
>>556406528
>>556406661
>>556407327
>>556407195

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>>556409749

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCFUGCOLLU

>>556409128
But how would that have changed the essentially lack of effort put into the con. Isn't the hotel to provide various basic material ie tables? Seems pretty sketchy on the hotel's part if so.

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>>556409404
>implying it will be ineffective against feminists
>implying it's younger than this site
summer sure is here

>>556409781
Refer to the /cgl/ thread here
>>>/cgl/7676252

Everything is in OP post

>>556405167
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1wZR_rni1M

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>>556409825

>>556409781
It took place outside of Chicago.
Money was raised in one night.
Scroll up for the others you stupid faggot.

>>556409781
>Chicago
>During the con cause the faggots didnt raise enough beforehand
>We're being blamed for spreading "fake" rumors that the people who set up the con were scamming the tumblrfegs
>That is undetermined so far
>it's funny to look at the children having a good time in a pissy ballpit

>>556402293
you know the tumblr admins aren't the ones running dashcon right?

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>>556395257
lmao, there's a fucking spy among them.

Shit, my account didn't get banned back in business.

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>>556409729
the piss has been planted!

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>>556409313

My name is Anonymous. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The Where could most readily be described as a rubber dinghy. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a rubber dinghy and being in a ball pit. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect tumblr robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub

>>556410002
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs-mbwuFVU

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>>556410272

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>>556410272

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>>556393258
>Queen Tumbler Whale Rallys her forces
all of my keks

>>556410173
>you know the tumblr admins aren't the ones running dashcon right?

I used "admins" in a universal sense. I am aware that Tumbr as a company has nothing to do with this besides hosting this mental illness on their platform.

>>556410541
Just finished watching that one.

>Death to Isreal!
Fucking kek

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Which one of you was it?

>>556410741
guilty

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>>556405167
>>556398918
Ball pit, confirmed meme.

>>556404462
About at 1:00, someone shouts out, "this is extortion"

>>556410804
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/dashcon

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>>556402062
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I

>mfw a dude and a kid in bed sheets as ghosts

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>>556410741
thomas was it

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>>556402107
oh its real...really sad...

First time hearing about this.
Someone give me the gist.

>>556410804

Bob's late, the ball pit has been a may-may for hours

>>556411013
See
>>556409904

>>556392816
He is so fucking gay, his voice made my estrogen level rise

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>>556410741
Fuck

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gold from /clg/ thread

>>556409143
I'm well aware half the time I see race threads I post as a white girl who craves nigger dick the rest of the time usually as a white supremacist. Poe's law is always in effect while on /b/

>>556408093
Holy fuck, I didn't know this was a cringe thread.

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>>556410741

The know your meme site calls the ball pit pissing and deflating "rumors". But you can actually see the ball pit ruined in that Johnny Mustache video, and outside of the claims of people pissing in the ball pit, there are comments about the ball pit smelling like a toilet.

>>556411313
>125x71

>>556411313
yeah wish I could see it

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Posting from /cgl/ thread

>>556411313
saving thumbnails very nice

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>>556391841
Oh the fucking lulz
You couldn't hope for better

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>>556411313
You fucked up

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>landwhales trying to organize a con

>>556392816
>deleted video
I must know

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>>556410056
lmao, nigga today is going to be a good day.

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kek

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>>556410272

http://youtu.be/15gYfUypkPM

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>>556411476

>>556409257
link?

>>556411585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKlWcxmQlqs

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The wikipedia article got deleted, sadly

>>556410906
Holy fuck man, me and Bob should have been quicker on the draw.
>>556411559
I think that might be a better cause.

>>556411476
>orgy
>like it's just some thang people do at cons now
God damn degenerates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr-SIizAByw
I thought it was a dude at first. kek

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>>556408093
>butterflies fly away

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>>556411579
lol, everyone's taking the ball pit moniker.

>>556409729
FUCKING YES

I still can't stop laughing.

>as compensation we'll let you soak in the half-deflated urin-filled kiddy pool for an hour extra
>also we need 17k

top, TOP fucking lel

so supposedly the organizers sai theyre going to refund the 17k dontions

they admitted the hotel didnt actually ask for it

how much you wanna be they'll have some excuse come monday about how theres too much paypal activity and they cant refund because paypal suspended their account or some bullshit

>>556411821
Of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zsKBI8GxeM

Someone should save all these photos, and come next dashcon, just plaster them everywhere on the wall, I'll go there and do it.

>>556412173
>they admitted the hotel didnt actually ask for it
Source me bro

>>556409781
holy shit are you retarded, get some reading comprehension you faggot

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>>556412173
Anyone archiving this motherfuckin thread?
will make any tumblrfag butthurt
4archive
or screencap niggers

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>>556411313
what is this? An image for ants?

>>556412173
sauce?

>>556412224
thanks anon

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>>556412037
There wasnt any black people at dash con. I want this re evaluated.

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>>556412293
>next dashcon
We know tumblrettes are retarded landwhales but I doubt they're THAT retarded.

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>mfw This entire thread

>>556412224

> "4chan decided to start posting gore and triggering things in the tags, to trigger people and make them freak out, and they think it's absolutely hilarious."

Yes, love. Yes, yes I do.

>>556412442
don't underestimate the whales son

remember, they think they are attractive

>>556406643
One?
Tons, in tons of different countries.

They are actually competent and have an ideology that isn't about blaming others for everything.

>>556412442
You're an optimist in real life arn't you?

Presumably nobody got laid at the orgy. This is tumblr after all

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>>556412371
seconded that

aight, i know im late, but what is dashcon?
bronies, feminists, tumblers?

Ah shit, I think I just found someone enjoying dash cam.

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>>556412482
you and me bro

>>556412708
no you didnt, they are faking it.

>>556412701
Tumblr meet up.

They asked for 17,000$ for a hotel fee.

Turns out the fee doesn't exist

And some, a lot, are saying 4chan hacked the hotel computer to falsely display the fee and cause the problem.

At the end of the day, I'm laughing hard.

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>>556412442

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>>556412828
Tell that to this bitch. Look at that smile.

>>556412701
Nothing to do with bronies. Just pure tumbltards failing harder the previously thought possible

>>556412701

On a Venn diagram they would be right in the fucking middle.

>>556412885
>At the end of the day, I'm laughing hard.
See but whether or not the fee is real, why would anyone think a ball pit was sufficient sole entertainment for an entire "convention". Which I'm sure etymologically, and by definition involves more than 1 thing.

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>>556393819
>>556405183

>>556412708
Well you found another. Cause I sure as shit am enjoying myself right now

>>556412885
Actually, staff members at /cgl/ confirmed the fee.
Still, a stunt move

>>556398918
New wallpaper. thanks

>>556411856
I need new sides. i've laughed mine off

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i got an idea

lets all hammer the dashcon staff to 'refund' the cash we donated at the con. see if they'll be dumb enough to hand out $$ to random people

worst case you get $0 and get to trigger the dashcon organizers

>>556413141
>why would anyone think a ball pit was sufficient sole entertainment for an entire "convention"
They had a "gaming room" as well. Plenty of entertainment for all!
>556392716

>>556411976
holy fuck its a chick

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>>556413273
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS

Post "triggers" in dashcon tag while everyone is looking at it.

I REQUIRE INTEL ON THAT FUCKING BALLPIT

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>>556413514
This.

>>556413381
Dude.
No.
We don't need to do anything

Makes it even more enjoyable

>>556413381

Not a bad idea. Got a contact email?

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>>556391841
>>implying I will ever stop laughing
> at the dashcon debable.
>
> Join in on the fun guys! We got
> cringe, greed, cons, landwhales
> and tumblrtears.
>
>>claim they needs to raise 17k
> in like an hour to pay the hotel
>
>>hotel knows nothing about it
>>performers don't get paid, dashcon
> administration doesn't let attendees
> know about it until AFTER the
> panel was about to start
>>other panelists have to pay
> for everything themselves despite
> promises to the contrary
>>ballpitmy
my reaction to all this. :-D

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>>556413514
Here is a good example.

>>556412335
>>556412389
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.855215-So-if-you-didnt-hear-about-the-Dashcon-17-000-debacle

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/89641795.html


heres some its all over. ton of people (and their parents) called the hotel asking about it, and the staff had no idea wtf they were talking about

you could call the hotel right now and get the same story

hotels dont do shit like that. they will let it happen, then sue the shit out of you later

>>556413514
We defunarley have to do this.

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Archived, niggers
http://4archive.org/b/thread/556391841
>my face still

>>556413647
no...im sure its easy to find the fat autistic fucks trying to run this trainwreck.

they'll be the urine soaked fatties at toys r us trying to return an econo-sized pack of ball pit balls and a broken kiddie pool

>>556412224
The second I heard the word "triggering" I paused the video, chugged some whiskey, stood up, went outside, had a cigarette, and thought about what the world is coming to...

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>>556413353
sauce motherfucker, have tits in return

>>556412380
lern 2 mêmê scrub

>>556405379
>>556407016

The fuck? go back to tumblr faggots, this shit was one of the cringiest shits

>>556392816

Vid 14 made me giggl

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>>556414017

This could've made a great episode of Ed, Edd, & Eddy

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>mfw this entire thread

>>556398178
are you fucking retarded? does somebody need to draw you a step by step diagram of this?

>>556413514
lets do it

This thing almost makes me wanna do the same thing. Even if I get caught red-handed, people would still defend me (or I could always pull the good old "eBaum's did it" trick) and I wouldn't have to reimburse them.

17k of tax exempt money, shit yeah

>>556411431
>The know your meme site

summerfag detected

Summary of events so far:

con staff trying to push more expensive tickets onto people that apparently came with a Steam Powered Giraffe show ticket (which is apparently not happening)

vendor hall mostly empty for some undisclosed reason

Welcome To Night Vale ditched the con and cancelled their panel and performance when DashCon would not pay them. attendees sat in the room for an hour before they got an explanation

people paid RESERVE SEATS months in advance for the WTNV panel

Con staff insisting they had people in the thousands attending and present at the venue, when real numbers were closer to 500

Panels and events were not planned at all, with hotel mints being given out as prizes

Games room had just a single TV in it and some tables

there was a BDSM panel and DashCon allowed minors into it, along with other +18 panels where they did the same

some people started to sing Let It Go and were verbally assulted

DashCon meow blaming the bank for not being able to pay WTNV

people are demanding partial or full refunds (and they will not likely see any of it due to the con not actually having any money)

it has already spread around that DashCon was likely a scam

last night they ran an emergency #SaveDashCon thing and raised like 17,000 bucks

nobody knows where it went

most of their contracts were verbal only

rumors of the venue meow threatening to shut the whole thing down

someone urinated in the ball pit

>>556403917
>mfw I'm moving to Indiana this fall
>mfw I'm going to crash this shitty con

wish me luck

>>556408093

0:54 i couldn't do it anymore i had to stop

>>556413810
Just called the hotel, they are confirming it not denying it.

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I can't believe this is real. Keep tippin' /b/

>>556414331
le 9gag army

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>>556413839
niggers you need to save this link
it's fucking gold to assfuck tumblrfags with later
>vast butthurt predicted

>>556409729
made it retardedly fast, but w/e. here it is.

www.dropbox.com/s/x5qu4ri6uz5tupu/maps.rar

I rarely come here, however, what the hell is tumblr?