rate me /b/

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do you like my sweater?

Absolutely Awful/10

>>556279835
Fuck no

>>556279835
The hands don't lie. You need help. But I admire you. You're still hotter than Kimmy.

i'm sure you have a great personality / 10

I'd say tit or GTFO, but I don't want to another reason to kill myself.

Get some sleep/10

I always wonder how much better looking girls like this would be if they got down the gym, got a decent haircut and wore some fancier clothes.

>>556279597
What have this to do with edgy? I am not some misantroph that hates all humans, and wears black everyday.
I am normal, i just would kill. Maybe because i got beaten as a kid, and now i beat other people, kill animals for fun, and things like this. This is Edgy?
Ok, but i dont can do anything against it. Its just like ocd, its there.

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>>556279597

>>556279597


Steve Buscemi/10

2/10

>>556279597
gay/10

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>>556280127
are you saying you don't want these?

puta/10

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Down's Syndrome Brittany Murphy who needs to provide a citation but then again, you probably shouldn't/10

>>556279597
-9000/10

NOPE

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i can take a hint. i'll lose the sweater

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I think i could score with her

>>556280627
Well now...that's an interesting turn of events. I had you pegged for a guy several posts ago. I don't want them but if I had a lot of beer I'd probably let you rub them on my cock.

>>556280872
Moustache/10

why are your nipples ovals

>>556281020
This

i would fuck you sober

You look like one of those ugly Nickelodeon stars.

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>>556281191
what would you do to me anon ;))

THE HAIR

that's it i'm just going to stick with trap threads

can we get a fucking timestamp?

mantheharpoons/10

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>>556281451

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>>556281750
ill give you something to slap

>>556279597
you look like me except im not as fat/10

>>556281872
is it your face?
cause i wanna slap it

>>556279835
>>556279597
pls god no

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>>556281872

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>>556282121
you're probably not man enough for me anyway.

>>556281872
The one that that keeps you from being ugly is the fact that you're completely comfortable with your body. I admire that.

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>>556279597
goddamn bitch ur hot

Timestamp required for such posts
Stop feeding the cancer fags

>>556280872
I give you a 20/10 *winks* nothing wrong with having sunken eyes, I do too

>>556282389
AIDs/10

>>556282389
I'm kinda hoping you're gonna poop at some point

are you one of the tumblr feminists

is this the raid?

i'm feeling mixed here because OP's extreme level of confidence is very suspect

PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>556282838
Nah man she has an impressive look, not a catwalk face or whatever but it makes me wanna say "whoa, umm, whoa!"

>>556282841
>>556282838
>>556282562
>>556281750

Summer fags

>>556282389
i dont want to be a man anymore

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>>556282747
i decided to come here after hearing the fuss over 4chan raids but its not very exciting so i think i'm gonna go back to watching dexter

i dont see why ppl made such a big deal of you guys anyway some of you are really nice and i appreciate it

>>556283307
ah, the anti-climactic end of the bait, 3/10

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>>556283307
Gtfo

>>556283307
You may be a fucking cow, but there is always respect for an OP that delivers.

Sharpie in the pooper

capcha: science abadme

Now time stamp, you know the rules, whore

>>556283307
timestamp now, otherwise this will be declared a FARCE!!

>>556280627
Genuinely had to shield my eyes

>>556280627
HUUHHHGGHGFGGRGRWGRWGRGRRGGHHHH

Fuck No/10

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>>556282389
10/10 would cut roast on your face

>>556283307
I might fuck you if the room was pitch black but if the lights had to be on I couldn't do it

Sage/sage

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>>556283969

Keep going, I wanna see where this goes.

>>556284393
it's already gone to shit, what else do you want?

>>556282389
I want to cum in your pit hair. Sharpie in the pooper you disgusting beast. I'm trying to finish.

Damn baby
Give me more

>>556283307
god bitch you look like yo momma chugged 11 bottles of whiskey before you were born

1 on binary, 5 on 10.

The question you should be asking yourself is are you worth more than the binary 1, and how do you make yourself?

>>556284564
Crank it up to 11.

Hey I saw you in a cringe thread

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>>556282389
You should kill yourself
>dont shave pits. Its muh-sujuny
fuck you, only reason you dont shave your pits is so that you can convince yourself THAT is the reason why you cant get a man and have to go lesbian
>i do it to be a strong womyn
tumblr fags deserve to be hung till death. Fuck off feminazi scum. You dont belong here with real men

is she just ugly or do i see a hint of chromosomal lack in her eyes?

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>>556279597

>>556284984

top lel

>>556283307

Man I'd definitely tap that.

10/10

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>>556285089
that's no way to talk to a lady
let go of your hatred to become a better person.

>>556286228
Maybe you should let go of the bacon next time.

>>556286228
jesus christ you look like you have a bad case of downs syndrome

better kill yourself quick

>>556286228

So I see you've got a nice bush OP, you should show it some more

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>>556286408
>>556286976
take a good hard look boys, i'm proud of who i am.

>>556286976
Is there a good case of downies?

Why Ya'll niggas bitchin' that OP posin' nudies?

>>556287342
I might need therapy after this

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>>556287342

>>556287342
Would you post feet? And honnestly i don't find you attractive at all.

>>556287342

Likin' dem armpits.

>>556287342
God damn, you're like a fucking gorilla with leftover hair.

>>556279597
>>556279835
>>556280627
>>556280872
>>556281451
>>556281872
>>556282389
>>556283307
>>556286228
>>556287342
you have heard of personal hygiene, yes?, i mean you did go to a normal american high school and have a class that had to do with puberty and shit, right?

anyways

try taking better care of yourself i.e. shaving your pits, and trimming up your bush, and probably do something nice to your hair etc etc and you might have better luck with the guise, hell some deodorant should help the smell i'm sure you've heard so many people talk about when they're around you

also what state do you live in? i do believe i might actually know you IRL

>>556284152
No idea why I laughed so hard at that, as soon as she spewed I lost my shit. Top kek

POST DAT PUSSY AND ASSHOLE I HAVE AN UGLY FETISH

I'd fuck you if you let me cum inside

>>556286228
do you have acne in your stretch marks?

Bumo

>>556279597
confirmed for mexican scabies

>>556287342
Insert something into your snatch, we've come this far don't stop now.

we should exchange nudes

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jinkies/10

what the fuck

What state are you in. I'm serious about fucking you

>>556293751

Dafuq??????

>>556279597
You're cute. Don't let anyone tell you differently. If I had the pleasure of knowing you, I'd want to get to know you better.

>>556281872
Oh god, yes.

Your hot as fuck and if you're in the 520 we should hang out

>>556283307
You've a nice body too, and I'm not just saying that.

>>556294843
>>556295009
>>556295181

>whiteknighting for an ugly tumblerina SJW
>wanting to fuck it

imagine staring into her down-syndrome eyes while stroking her pit hair, feeling his excema flakes falling on your naked body

>>556295269
Stop hating, and I'm not whiteknighting. She's genuinely pretty and I wouldn't mind having relations with her. Not everyone looks like your favorite porn star.

Wailord used attract!
It's not very effective...

>>556295269
>2014
>falling for obvious bait

out.

bump because I'm hoping she'll come back. Guess I'm thirsty.

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>>556287342

>>556295991

You're not the only one Fellow Anon

>>556296010
I'm pretty sure she punched out. I'm pretty sure she even said she was punching out. Look above. It's in one of the posts.

>>556296189
Glad to see that. She's got a cute face, no doubt.

>>556280627
those nipples look like angry eyes

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>>556295560
>I'm not whiteknighting. She's genuinely pretty

>that horrible mass of missing chromosomes and fetal alcohol syndrome
>pretty

you know, if you stand up for her on the internet she'll reward you with sexual favors in real life

>>556296381
I guess I'm also doing it to feel better about myself. I know what it's like to be hated and/or ignored because of looks.

>>556296361

True dat.

Let's hope she has a nice bush too

>>556296609
I could see some of it in her pics. It's been years since I've eaten some good carpet (or any carpet, for that matter). I wouldn't mind going down on this one.

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>>556296224
fish dont have nervous systems, notmad/10

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Wow y'all niggas still aint got a timestamp from the dude posting pics of this retarded land whale whookie bitch... Fuck me

>>556296913
I'd really rather do her...after I treat her to a nice dinner.

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should I continue?

>>556297259

Tit's or GTFO

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meh I'll post another for tits

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>>556296942
>>556297116
sure, we already know that this retort >>556297052
has a fetish for people with mental illnesses

>>556297417
Now, how do you figure that?

>>556296549
you know, looks aren't everything

except for many men

in which case, it might be a good idea to look better-you can do this in the following way-

1. Lose weight (if you're fat). Men like a women with actual cruves (and no, this women had 'mounds'-i mean like a real nice looking woman you might see suntanning) and the toned body speaks volumes about her discplined personality and commitment to a hard task (marriage, relationships and sex).

2.Make your hair pretty (not sure if this is common amongst all men, but i really like pretty hair)

3. Have perfect or next to great hygiene. Again, discipline about your body and the way that you live are very useful about communicating lots of good qualities

>>556279597
Dude/10

>>556297116
Please do. I'd like to shake the hand of the man who convinced this girl she was pretty enough to take pics. He could sell the world anything.

>>556297367

10/10

I'd tap that aswell

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go back to the ocean

>>556297610
1. I cut out the burgers, donuts, and am in the process of cutting out other nasty things from my diet (like those damned Roman/stuffed pizzas), and I work out more nowadays.

2. I just cut it all off.

3. Hygiene's not a problem, except for when I'm competing against my roommates and their "guests," who literally NEVER GO HOME.

It'd be nice to attract someone like OP.

>>556297784

20/10

I'd DEFINITELY tap dat ass

>>556279597
dora/10
>would not go exploring

OP, you get a 11/10

>>556298431

Definitely going into my Wank Bank

>>556287342
You or not, I would totally fuck this person if I'm going to be honest with myself on this anonymous image board.

>>556298875
Thank you. I'm not the only one keeping it 100 here.

>>556298431
Is that bed blood stained? I looks like it. Need confirmation.

>>556286228

I can't lie, I would fuck the shit out of you.
I don't think you're ugly at all. A few questions :

>Do you have some kind skin rash ( sorry if you answered this )

>whats your ethnicity ?

>>556299168

I fuckin' love you man

>>556299449
She looks like she might be Chinese-American. There was a student like that in a previous class of mine...looked just like her, but was a thin mint.

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winnie the pooh socks

<3

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her mom's dress

>>556279597
I would fuck you all night!

Damn I wish OP would come back...

>>556300212
How do you know? Do actually know her?

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>>556280627
>>556296375
better?

I finally kek'd for tonight, thanks /b/

>>556280627
That's exactly what I'm saying

>>556299703

Yeah, I can kind of see it. I was thinking black and Asian...or Black and Hispanic

>>556301242
Absolutely adorable, whatever she is.

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>>556282389
I like your tits. they match your body perfectly.

>>556287342
Spread that pussy

>>556302682
god, yes...

>>556301607
Shaved. Well, at least groomed. That's fantastic. I'm sure she was saying to herself: "Better clean myself up down there. Gotta look my best."

>>556279597
What has science done.....

>>556301607
Be it, while trying to ignore that garbage disposal of a mouth, I wouldn't mind dumping loads in that.

Both of these girls seem sweet.

I bet they'd let you piss in their mouths.

kiedisking