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Hey /b/ros I need some advice
>be me
>obsessed with 11/10 qt 3.14 girl
>4.0 grade average (11A* GCSE)
>Been sphagetting for about a year. Possibly 200-300 words worth of diolouge between us spread out between 2013 Spetember to now.
>Have an album of 40 pictues of her, some taken from facebook, others OC, others stolen from school
>Walking home one day
>See her, get really nervous do this thing where I stare at the ground because I'm shit at looking natural while avoiding eye contact
>See her holding hands with a guy
>they have a quick peck on the lips and she's giggling
>go home
>cry
>start playing spore space stage and RuneScape

this was three weeks ago and I haven't left the house. I'm starting to run out of supplies, wat do?

pic related it's her
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order more supplies
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>>556164638
Will you faggots stop giving girls idiotic ratings just cuz you're horny. 11/10 my ass.
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>>556164638

Stop being a pussy or I'll tell Georgie what's going on.

Also, what do your GCSE's have to do with it?
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she's fucking other men, and will continue to fuck other men. She will never fuck you. She will never date you. The only future you have together if you continue like this is getting served with a restraining order. You don't love her, you don't even know her. You said it yourself, you are barely even acquaintances. I'd be surprised if she even knows your name.

Find a more appropriate girl. Shut-in nerds never get the "11/10"s for a reason. Either lower your standards (like, a lot), or improve your life - get fit, get rich, get interesting - until you can attract girls like that
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>>556164638
Here you go OP
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>>556164638
If you about to tell me girl in pic is 11/10 I'm gonna call you a fucking faggot
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>>556164638
For all anons who want to destroy this homos life, her name is Georgie Hislop and here is her FB

fayce book dot com slash 741066915910336
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>>556164638
> 4.0 GPA equivalent
> can't even spell dialogue properly

we can all be someone else on the internet son
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>>556164638
You photoshop her nude
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>>556165102
comon guys i've given you a golden ticket here
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>>556165102
knew she was british before i even went to the link
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>>556164638
> that thumbnail
> can't even add her on facebook
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11/10 ?
More like a 3
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If OP doesn't reply ASAP explaining himself I will message her on my troll FB and work with her to deduce who OP is.

Also, girl is barely 6/10.
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>>556165243
can't message her unless we're friends. rats.
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"his was three weeks ago and I haven't left the house. I'm starting to run out of supplies, wat do?"
>Implying spore is not good enough
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>>556165332
when you compare her to her own kind (british women) she's at least a 6. But yes, she's only a 11/10 in OP's pathetic mind.
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>>556164638
I'll just leave this here
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>>556164638

>11/10 qt 3.14

The only supplies you need are sharp objects or a rope
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>>556164638
add me on runescape bruh
>70 gp
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>>556165524
I think OP might just kill himself if we can get her to figure out who this is
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>>556164638
lets play runescape together OP
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>>556164638
You could land an F14 on her forehead with no tailhook.
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>>556165586

screenshot thread

email to her

???
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>>556165237
Why don't you do something
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>>556165727
>fayce book dot com slash 741066915910336

Just go on her facebook and look for the most virginy looking guy who liked her photos/maybe some whiteknight comments
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>>556164638
Let this shit go OP. And a quick peck does not mean they are fucking. Also, f you've managed to have 3 weeks supply of something and are only starting to run out of supplies, are you rich? Spend your money on a gym membership, somehow get smarter and stop being a pussy.
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What kind of last name is 'Hislop'?
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>>556165821
>implying OP even had the balls to add her
don't think so
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>>556165821
That would require me having an account and since I'm not a total faggot I don't
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OP's name is either alex or nicholas
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OP on the right?
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Get /fit/ brah
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>>556166004
He certainly looks like OP, but OP said he was too beta to even hang out I think
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OP wont like or comment on any of her photos, he's too much of a pussy. I am going to add her and see if we can deduce who he is.

OP is a faggot and is impending rekage.
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Lol i'll just add this girl and talk to her to find out who OP is, if she accepts me OP is a confirmed omega and should an hero
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>>556166136
maybe one of these?
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>>556166004
this has got to be OP
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>>556166224
OP must be here
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>>556165927
>2014
>doesn't have a fake FB account
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>>556166272
OP won't confirm.
Inb4 account closed
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>>556166272
OP which one are me

either you tell me or i'll make you shrekt
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>>556166301
added her on my muh shekels account. Just waiting for her to respond. I'm going to try and explain that this kid isn't a rapist and that she should go easy on him when she tells him never to go near her again
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>>556166272
>>556166224
>>556166004
OP said he has barely talked to her, so he's probably not in any of these pictures.
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>>556166224

OP detected
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>>556166413
He knew her GCSE results and mentioned september, so they're at college or sixth form together and they probably went to the same school. I think there's a good chance they used to be in a social circle or something (I think he's in one of the group pics on her profile).
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>>556166403

No tell her that he's on your gaming clan and was talking about her last night playing Battlefield 4
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OP, will give you some advice though.

Listen, i've been in this situation before, i thought the girl was perfect, looked for pics of her all over the internet and could barely wait to meet her (we would eventually). When it happened i had too many expectations from the girl which she couldn't fulfill and she wasn't interested in me... OP, sometimes people just aren't interested, if you don't even know the girl don't idolize her this way... hell even if you do, you'll regret every second of it when it's over. When i got over this girl i decided to fucking get back in shape and to meet new people, lost 25 pounds in 2 months (on my way to 50) and met some amazing people.

tl;dr just forget it, it's not worth the hassle
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It is simple.....you have to kill the other guy.
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Has anyone actually added random chick?
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>>556166754
on muh shekles account yus
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Guy who she kissed was Nicholas Olney and OP is Alex Brown. Almost 100% certain of this. If I'm wrong, OP probably is a legit stalker and I will warn her.
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My eyes; they burn
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>>556164638
what your gonna want to do is go to edgeville and post gore on /b/ until you an hero (or better do a rodge)
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>>556166754
I sent a request but she hasn't accepted it yet, it's 13:11 PM in the UK right now so she's probably having lunch.

I did it with my real fb account though, so it's likely she won't have a problem with it
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>>556166414
wtf I do not remember a blue faced, white Satan in Yo gabba gabba, who is that cunt?
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>>556166754

>please tell me you have a troll acct for jewbook
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>>556166832
Nice.
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>>556165884
6/10
need to see full body for further judgement
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>>556166852
>13:11PM
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>>556166968
>implying Americans understand any number beyond 12

But lel i didn't even notice it, my bad
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>>556166004
ITS MOOT
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>>556166968
>dafuq is 13 bing bong hurr durr

it's one o'clock you ameridowns

also known in the UK as one bong (big ben bongs once at one o'clock)
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>>556167242
WIMBLY WOMBLY SIXXY BONG U WOT M8 I WIL SMAK U RITE IN DA GABBA
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>>556166272
There's a few reasons why it's the guy in the plaid shirt on the right.

-looks out of place
-trying to squeeze in as close as possible with a cringey lean
-angry bird socks
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>>556167294
10/10 anon, good spotting. angry bird socks is OP

OP your new name is angry socks
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>>556167242
He was talking about the "pm" though, if it's 13 it's obvious it's pm

Most Americans don't understand anything beyond 12 bong though
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>>556165821
Quick question - What did you use to find her? Google image search didn't help me
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>>556167242
>Australian.
>13:11PM isn't correct in any way, shape or form.
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>>556167292
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>>556167385
I could answer this in one of two ways:

1 - I talk about you being a newfag and how summer is here.

2 - i tell you my wizard skills.
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>>556167294
>Noticing angry birds socks
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>>556167385
Someone linked her FB account earlier in the thread. I think someone who knew them IRL made a post before as well mentioning her name. OP is fucked
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she's not even that hot, OP

8 at best
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>>556167430
>13:11PM isn't correct in any way, shape or form.
>24 hours in a day
>technically we're on the 13th hour.
how is that not correct you fucking cleft.

>>556167505
no i'm genuinely just a fucking l337 hax0r.
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Keep this thread alive at all costs. I want to post her reaction so OP can see it.
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>>556167385
nah in all seriousness it's easy.

>download your profile picture on facebook.
>look at the image's name before the .jpeg
>check the second string of numbers
>paste them in after the .com on faceyb
>bobs ur uncle m9
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She's not all that good-looking, op, just find someone else, preferably someone you have a lot in common with.
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>wat to do
stop being a pussy and confront her and ask her if she would like to have a coffee or something of similiar fashion. She won't come to you, I guarantee it.
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>>556167723
implying OP has anything in common with anyone, i mean he's wearing angry bird socks ffs. get a grip OP
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>>556167501
That's what gave it away for me, anybody over the age of 8 with angry bird socks is the OP of a 'girl out of my league I never talked to doesn't want the D' thread 9 times out of 10
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>>556167292
>WIMBLY WOMBLY SIXXY BONG U WOT M8 I WIL SMAK U RITE IN DA GABBA
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>>556164638
beta faggot

>>556164801
This. I rate her 3/10 shes ugly as fuck. OP if she is a 11/10 in your eyes then you must be one ugly cunt oh my gawd fedora wearing faggot
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>>556167723
He's young and in love, he needs to have his heart ripped apart before he can stop acting like such a creep around this girl. Something like this happened to me and after I'd fallen out of love with her and gotten my mind back to normal I managed to fuck her. There is hope for OP if he's willing to come to terms with the fact that he has a 6/10 on a pedestal and is acting like a weirdo.
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>>556167604
The problem's on the PM as i've said three times, the guy's right

>>556167385
You need to join 4n0nym0u5 to be able to h4ck this way, don't look for us, we'll look for you if you think you're worthy

We're lelelelelelelelegion
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theres only one thing you can do now OP... crywank!!!!!
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>>556165139
Fuck off faggot. No one wants to pay $15 for a fake fucking pussy bitch.
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>>556167804
OP is about to become an angry nerd.
Also if you were that added her on your account, (Not sure) check for tags.

>>556167829
You're probably right.
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People, keep bumping the thread as results are coming. When she's accepted my request I will get straight to work so don't let the thread die.
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Bumping with angry bird socks
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>>556167712
someones not a fag today thnx never knew that
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There we go my bad
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>>556168269
we are anonymous
we are lelelelelelegeionesneions.
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>>556167292
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>>556167604
13:11PM would be 1:11AM
>2014
>Dont know time
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>>556168057
do I hear a bump?
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lol should have taken your chances when they were just kissing.

anyway, if she's cool just stay friends for a few years and when you're ready you'll fuck.
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Added her on fake account. 600+ friends I look legit. Im'a save this thread and OPs post incase she does come on for a few hours
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>>556164638
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>>556168691
Don't fucking add her with 10+ accounts, she'll obviously notice there's something going in
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>>556168762
This was my suggestion; he is alex brown I think. The guy she kissed was nicholas olney
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>>556168854
(the guy next to her)
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>>556164638
What is this, 2007?
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>>556166224

Op the one on the right of the dinosaur?

Only fag not looking at the camera
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>>556164638
amazon, live off canned food. Also helium tank.
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this thread cannot die
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>>556169368
I've resorted to adding all her friends. I'm going to ruin this guy's social life since I'm bored.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaap
Defibrillator this corpse!
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While we wait for that one anon to get his friend request accepted time to post stupid shit
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>>556169548
hahahahaha
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>>556164638
she is fuck ugly
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dont ya die on me now plx
bumping with wall of text
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>>556169548
Knowing you guys she will never accept your face accounts lel

Or do you think any girl would think it's normal that "Destroyer of Jewsrael" sent her a friend request?
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>>556169707
Forgive me english be not my home speaking.

What is of fuck ugly?
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>>556169851
Die
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>>556169548
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>>556169995
Aha hahahahahahahahhahahahaa
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>>556169995
Jesus christ

If one of the requests get through tell her OP shopped this and faps to it frequently
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OP
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>>556170225
kek, this
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Kill y0ur self fagoot
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thread
must
live
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Thread CANNOT die
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OP is quite possibly the biggest underaged faggot I've come across in quite some time.
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>>556167887
>you must be one ugly cunt oh my gawd fedora wearing faggot
you have a distinct smell to you. maybe it's summer, i honestly don't know
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this thread
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>>556170928
fuck off tumblr
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>>556169995
OP you're right she is an 11/10
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>>556171075
>truly a handsome women
>women

pls stawp
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If she finds out who you are and one of us gets to talk to her via FB you are fucked.
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was someone, who added her with his real acc, already accepted?
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>>556171246
Should be one of those moments that epitomises /b/

>guy shares his deepest feelings looking for rapport and support

>gets his heart broken by the girl he loves and maybe beaten up because we completely fucked him in the ass
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i think op has abaddoned thread.
and is now shitting his pants
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>>556171075
luckily im bored as fuck op
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>>556171443
this might have been a personal army request though
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>>556171443
He should be, a shitstorm of social life destruction is imminent.
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better we tell her whats up and destroy this fucker, than seeing him creep around this pour looking, but inoccent girl and maybe rape her and beiing raped by her boyfriend

>justice intensifies
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>>556171643
>being an SJW

Threads dead guys
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>>556171740
no it isn't so shut the fuck up aspie
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Bump
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>>556171740
if you detect cancer in society annihilate it
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>>556171643
Lol as if you guys weren't all creeps as well, the guy was just dumb enough not to change the filename of a pic he downloaded from FB
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Somebody look for liked pages exc. such as 4chan, Reddit, videogame related,or anything weeaboo on OP's supposed profile
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>>556171952
Putting other people down for no reason is what we do bub, get used to it.

We are leejiun
Expect us
Anonymoos
Feer us
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>>556171952
should teach him a lesson
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>>556171618
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>>556172218
oh jesus
my sides are in orbit
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>>556172141
I know exactly what we do, just saying we're not doing it because he's a creep, we're doing it for the lulz
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>>556172490
i do it for both reasons
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Anyone who wants results, keep bumping this thread, I'm only in it for the ensuing luls that will be had when we've nailed this fucker to the wall
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>>556165487
That image supports rape culture and the patriarchy. Stop triggering me, you chauvinistic pig.
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>>556164638
First, stop being a beta. Second, make yourself more attractive. Finally, find anpther girl; the one in the picture is 5/10 you dumbfuck
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>>556172656
cool down bro
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>>556172656
>>556172719
op's gone
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>>556172805
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Will walk my dog, she hasn't accepted my request yet, keep this shit alive faggots
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>>556172972
who cares.
we just want the results
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>>556164638
kevin?
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>>556173054
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>>556173089
explain
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>>556173054

Keep'in it alive
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>>556173054

Groov'in
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THIS THREAD MUST NOT DIE
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>>556173054

OH YEA
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Shes not that good looking
Also
>playing runescape post 2007
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pls dont die thread
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Bump lets destroy this fag
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DO not let it die. This may take a little time but I think you know it will be worth it. I will upload screenshots of conversations at they happen so just hold on guys
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>>556172218
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>>556172218
kek
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bamp
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>oneitis
Lol, what a whiteknight faggot.
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>>556173850
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>>556164638
OP, every man alive knows this feel. That one girl you can never have will always haunt you, always.

I used to be a fat neckbeard who couldn't get a girl and obsessively crushed over this 4/10 for 3 years.

I have sinced improved my health and social skills, had a 9/10 amazing gf and slept with two amazing women (no e brag, only truth ITT).

Guess who I still can't impress? Guess who I can't get out of my head? Ol' 4/10. This shit is a part of the male condition. Accept it, accept it with dignity.
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>>556173867
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Bump, Thread musn't die
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>>556173597
>not playing Runescape 2007
they made an oldschool version of the game in case you didn't know.

It's literaly 2007 all over again for me, having no life and failing school.
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when does school in the UK ends?
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>>556174276
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>>556174330
usually 3 bong or 3 and a half no bong
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>>556174060
Sorry man, but this just isn't true. Tons of people marry their high school sweethearts and shit.
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>>556164638
Show her all the pictures you have of her birches love that shit, especially the OC
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>>556174467
might even be till 4 o bong
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>>556174467
nice, when we only have to wait a little longer
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>>556174027
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>>556174559
>it's saturday
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>>556174406
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>>556174629
haha, shame on me
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>>556165102
Why would I want to destroy anybody's life
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>>556174737
SJW and lulz
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>>556174737
for the luls? for the entertainment? for making someone really regret fucking up by not changing the name of an image. He has it coming and if you don't see that, fuck off
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>>556170242
this guy know what's up.

btw, has OP never replied yet?
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>>556174406
he looks like the default layout for an oblivion high-elf
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>>556164638
>4chan in a nutshell
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>>556174848
how can you enjoy ruining somebody's life? what's so fun about being mean.
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>>556174930
no, he probably is now on his way into the wild. where he can live without the burden of everybody knowing how creepy he is
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>>556175047
fuck off faggot
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>>556174848
It honestly sounds like OP's life is already shit. Do you really think you can do anything to make it worse? People already know he is creepy by the way he acts and she probably knows he's into her. This isn't gonna surprise them to find out he has a folder with some pictures and asked 4chan for advice. You can't "destroy" anything, he's already done the damage himself.
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>>556175047
Please, for the sake of my nerve and everyone elses, go back to tumblr. This place is not for you.
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>>556175131
There's a difference between fucking with somebody and fucking up their life. How am I faggot for not wanting to permanently impact somebody's life
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>>556174314
That you?
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>>556164638
I know this feel...happened with my bae...

We should have both asked her sooner before he came...
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>>556175175
I don't use tumblr. I'm just having an existential crisis and my empathy is super high right now
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>>556175158
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>>556175258
>/b/
>not wanting to fuck up somebody's life

choose one
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>>556166004
Is that a young Marc Zuckerberg?
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>>556175349
>existential crisis
>my empathy is super high right now

Please go choke on your own tampon you fucking loser
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>>556175258
dude. stop.
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>>556175048
I guess he had it coming. Going on /b/ and posting a FB image without changing names? Sounds dumb enough... maybe dumb enough to be a bait or a misleading personal army in an attempt to troll this girl. But then again that'd mean whoever made the OP indeed cares about this shit.

hmm...
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bump
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>>556175495
I'm seriously not baiting >>556175465
I'm sorry I can't help it
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>>556175583
in both cases the lulz are guaranteed
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>>556174723
can relate.
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>>556175671
Keep going this shit is great!
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>>556164638
LISTEN, MAN. GROW A PAIR OF BOLLOCKS DO WHAT YOU WANT - TALK TO HER - ~TELL HER SHE'S CUTE - WHATEVER! ARE YOU GONNA WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE 80 YEARS OLD TO REALISE THAT LIFE IS FINITE AND THAT DUMB MISTAKES WON'T MATTER AS MUCH AS LIVING IN CACOON!?
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>>556175671
bad news for you then
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>>556175829
What do you want me to do
>>556175842
Please don't associate me with anything from that show.
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the bump goes on again
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>>556165237
fuck off willie wonka, ya derty pedo feck.
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>>556175258
They think they're hard cunts and that 4chan is the Internet version of a gang. It's pretty fucking sad.
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bumpedy fucking bump
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>>556176005
better?
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>>556176191
Yes actually. Thank you.
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>>556175768
yeah, I'll be monitoring this shit. keep it up /b/
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*sigh* It's summer again ...

Look at the name of OP's post faggots. Obvious personal army request is obvious.
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230 posts strong, we can't be too far from our goal by now
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thread will survive
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>>556176274
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anyone saying this is a personal army thing you're probably wrong. OP would've posted something else by now to b8 us. I think OP thought he was safe, then when he realised he was fucked he jumped ship to go hang himself
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>>556164686
underrated post
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>>556176380

And the purpose of the request is to let this girl know there's someone creeping on her?

DEVASTATION
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>>556176708
probably right sir
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>>556176759
Yeah, the person who's going to suffer for this post is the person who is supposedly creeping on her, not her herself. This could be a complex troll but I really really doubt it
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>>556172216
stop using these fucking pictures in every post you cancerous piece of faggot feces sticking on another faggots 2 inch flacid penis
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>>556176954
who cares
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11/10 my ass. You sir are the supreme beta overlord and should order your men to jump off a cliff
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>>556176954
>thread is still alive
>Facebook filename is still there
Seems to me like a covert PA request. However it'll backfire when she adds us to her fb.
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>>556177086
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>>556164638
>Cries
>Plays Runescape
You deserved it faggot.
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>>556177105
someone besides me still here, who sent her a request?
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>>556177089
The longer we have to wait, the less funny this is going to be. So if nothing has happened within 30 minutes I'm pulling the plug on this because it just isn't worth the time and effort. But if she responds within 30 minutes, we got a show

.>>556177240
and you bet your ass I am. Maybe add her close friends too. Anyone who might have her phone number is valuable
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>>556177105
What did you say?
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>>556176625
keep em coming
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Back niggers, nothing yet?
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>>556177441
negative
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>>556177441
No
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>>556177441
nop
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>>556177349
You're a nigger
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Keep it alive, you never know what could happen....
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blasting thread alive
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Then i have a plan, why don't we ask one of her friends who is actually reachable without having to add her? I'm on the look for one right now
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try adding/messaging her close friends
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why has this fuckin bitch disabled messages
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>>556170242
Remember to friend OP
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>>556177768
>>556177778
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Did anything come from OP last night who said he was going to walk into 7/11 and steal mentos or whatever
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>>556177768
i salute you MASTER
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>>556177801

It would've simplified our task, yes
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>>556164638
>Shitty American education system (hurr durr grade average)
>British education system (GCSE)

pick one you dumb cunt, your fake story will be much better
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OK she accepted my friend request now what????
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>>556177768
any progress sensei?
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>>556178334
Proof
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>>556178334

screen cap OP and send to her with

Dear Georgie

I saw this on a website and thought you'd like to know.

Anon

Our work is done
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>>556178334
tell her what the fuck this creep did behind her back
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>>556178334
Tell her to accept mur shekels, also get to work on ruining OP
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>>556178367
I did find this girl lizzy.gpig, but...

>>556178334
Fuck my plan, lets do this
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>>556178334
remember to send her those shoop images, tell her op did those
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>>556178334
tell her to accept muh shekels pleaseeee
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>>556178637

Very much this

Georgie

I fear for your safety. Whoever this is, he seems capable of something dangerous.

Anon
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>>556178637
hello satan
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>>556178741

Say it's the angry bird sock dude

Georgie

He seems obsessed with angry birds and you. That's a dangerous mixture!

Anon
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>>556178334
Save and upload all her pictures of course. Let the shooping commence.
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No

Wait

She doesn't know shit about 4chan or the IDs

Somebody post saying it's OP and say he's planning to rape her and tell her to press charges

this will be glorious
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>>556170242
No way has op ever held hands though
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>>556179041
Yep, also post shopped images, really rub it in so this guy gets fucked
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>>556178741
What film is that gif from?
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>>556179263
Yeah this, the one with the cumshot on her mouth would be perfect for that matter

>>556169995
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Keeping this alive, at the same time,
Please man the fuck up OP.
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>>556179364
>Being this new.

I'm surprised youbdidnt put your email in the email field
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>>556179041
Look, /b/ros. I had an idea.
>Know her schedule, and have an idea of when she might be alone.
>Maybe I can put on a ski mask and... you know...

I mean, so long as she can't see who I am, I'll be fine, right?
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>>556178334
SOMEONE PRINT OFF A PHOTO OF HER, CUM ON IT, SAY IT'S FROM OP

DO IT NAO
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>>556164638
GCSEs don't mean shit. What were her A Levels? Degree?
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>>556179706
yeah just try not to leave any DNA samples if you know what i mean
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>>556179706
Cap this and send it to her, obviously delete everything that might spoil the plan

Oh my god, /b/ at it's finest
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Please guys don't tell her about these posts, she won't ever talk to me again!
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>>556179787
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>>556179941
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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>>556179809
Oh, that's okay. I always have a condom in my wallet. Safety, you know. But what do I do about her boyfriend?

>Looks like he can beat me up
>Am I safe if I send him a printed note telling him to meet someone elsewhere at the same time?
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>>556179941

/failbait/ is =====>
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>>556180015
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>>556180015
>>556180158

not b8 you retards I'm doing it for a screenshot to send to her, she won't know how this place works
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>>556180261
tumblr

>YOUR PICTURE IS TRIGGERING ME
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everybody stay in your role
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>>556180414
>I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT I WILL IMMEDIATELY ASSUME YOU ARE A WHITE MALE COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR SEXUALITY

>YOU RACIST SEXIST ABLEIST PRIVILEGED CIS-SCUM
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>>556180309
provide pics later of the outcome
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>>556179364
Fuck off
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>>556180554
Not needed, dude. So long as we show her just the relevant posts, we can make her believe whatever the hell we want.
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soon to reach bump limit. going to make a new thread.
>>556180925
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>>556180767
probably you are right
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Go whiteknights, go!
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>>556181201
Are we whiteknighting?

Huh. I guess we are.

Well, who gives a shit, somebody's gonna get fucked in the ass over this. That's all that matters.
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any result till now?
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>>556180975
Go to new thread
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do not let this die, we are so close to lulz
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>>556180925 ?
everybody, get into this thread, bump limit incoming
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>>556181331
I hope a whiteknight will come and send the link of the other thread to fuck up your shit plan.
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I repeat, DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD AGAIN
COME TO THIS THREAD
>>556180925 ?
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