Hey /b/ros I need some advice
>obsessed with 11/10 qt 3.14 girl
>4.0 grade average (11A* GCSE)
>Been sphagetting for about a year. Possibly 200-300 words worth of diolouge between us spread out between 2013 Spetember to now.
>Have an album of 40 pictues of her, some taken from facebook, others OC, others stolen from school
>Walking home one day
>See her, get really nervous do this thing where I stare at the ground because I'm shit at looking natural while avoiding eye contact
>See her holding hands with a guy
>they have a quick peck on the lips and she's giggling
>start playing spore space stage and RuneScape
this was three weeks ago and I haven't left the house. I'm starting to run out of supplies, wat do?
pic related it's her
she's fucking other men, and will continue to fuck other men. She will never fuck you. She will never date you. The only future you have together if you continue like this is getting served with a restraining order. You don't love her, you don't even know her. You said it yourself, you are barely even acquaintances. I'd be surprised if she even knows your name.
Find a more appropriate girl. Shut-in nerds never get the "11/10"s for a reason. Either lower your standards (like, a lot), or improve your life - get fit, get rich, get interesting - until you can attract girls like that
I'll just leave this here
Let this shit go OP. And a quick peck does not mean they are fucking. Also, f you've managed to have 3 weeks supply of something and are only starting to run out of supplies, are you rich? Spend your money on a gym membership, somehow get smarter and stop being a pussy.
What kind of last name is 'Hislop'?
OP which one are me
either you tell me or i'll make you shrekt
added her on my muh shekels account. Just waiting for her to respond. I'm going to try and explain that this kid isn't a rapist and that she should go easy on him when she tells him never to go near her again
He knew her GCSE results and mentioned september, so they're at college or sixth form together and they probably went to the same school. I think there's a good chance they used to be in a social circle or something (I think he's in one of the group pics on her profile).
OP, will give you some advice though.
Listen, i've been in this situation before, i thought the girl was perfect, looked for pics of her all over the internet and could barely wait to meet her (we would eventually). When it happened i had too many expectations from the girl which she couldn't fulfill and she wasn't interested in me... OP, sometimes people just aren't interested, if you don't even know the girl don't idolize her this way... hell even if you do, you'll regret every second of it when it's over. When i got over this girl i decided to fucking get back in shape and to meet new people, lost 25 pounds in 2 months (on my way to 50) and met some amazing people.
tl;dr just forget it, it's not worth the hassle
I sent a request but she hasn't accepted it yet, it's 13:11 PM in the UK right now so she's probably having lunch.
I did it with my real fb account though, so it's likely she won't have a problem with it
>13:11PM isn't correct in any way, shape or form.
>24 hours in a day
>technically we're on the 13th hour.
how is that not correct you fucking cleft.
no i'm genuinely just a fucking l337 hax0r.
nah in all seriousness it's easy.
>download your profile picture on facebook.
>look at the image's name before the .jpeg
>check the second string of numbers
>paste them in after the .com on faceyb
>bobs ur uncle m9
That's what gave it away for me, anybody over the age of 8 with angry bird socks is the OP of a 'girl out of my league I never talked to doesn't want the D' thread 9 times out of 10
>WIMBLY WOMBLY SIXXY BONG U WOT M8 I WIL SMAK U RITE IN DA GABBA
He's young and in love, he needs to have his heart ripped apart before he can stop acting like such a creep around this girl. Something like this happened to me and after I'd fallen out of love with her and gotten my mind back to normal I managed to fuck her. There is hope for OP if he's willing to come to terms with the fact that he has a 6/10 on a pedestal and is acting like a weirdo.
The problem's on the PM as i've said three times, the guy's right
You need to join 4n0nym0u5 to be able to h4ck this way, don't look for us, we'll look for you if you think you're worthy
While we wait for that one anon to get his friend request accepted time to post stupid shit
dont ya die on me now plx
bumping with wall of text
OP is quite possibly the biggest underaged faggot I've come across in quite some time.
OP you're right she is an 11/10
Should be one of those moments that epitomises /b/
>guy shares his deepest feelings looking for rapport and support
>gets his heart broken by the girl he loves and maybe beaten up because we completely fucked him in the ass
better we tell her whats up and destroy this fucker, than seeing him creep around this pour looking, but inoccent girl and maybe rape her and beiing raped by her boyfriend
OP, every man alive knows this feel. That one girl you can never have will always haunt you, always.
I used to be a fat neckbeard who couldn't get a girl and obsessively crushed over this 4/10 for 3 years.
I have sinced improved my health and social skills, had a 9/10 amazing gf and slept with two amazing women (no e brag, only truth ITT).
Guess who I still can't impress? Guess who I can't get out of my head? Ol' 4/10. This shit is a part of the male condition. Accept it, accept it with dignity.
>not playing Runescape 2007
they made an oldschool version of the game in case you didn't know.
It's literaly 2007 all over again for me, having no life and failing school.
nice, when we only have to wait a little longer
It honestly sounds like OP's life is already shit. Do you really think you can do anything to make it worse? People already know he is creepy by the way he acts and she probably knows he's into her. This isn't gonna surprise them to find out he has a folder with some pictures and asked 4chan for advice. You can't "destroy" anything, he's already done the damage himself.
Please, for the sake of my nerve and everyone elses, go back to tumblr. This place is not for you.
I guess he had it coming. Going on /b/ and posting a FB image without changing names? Sounds dumb enough... maybe dumb enough to be a bait or a misleading personal army in an attempt to troll this girl. But then again that'd mean whoever made the OP indeed cares about this shit.
LISTEN, MAN. GROW A PAIR OF BOLLOCKS DO WHAT YOU WANT - TALK TO HER - ~TELL HER SHE'S CUTE - WHATEVER! ARE YOU GONNA WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE 80 YEARS OLD TO REALISE THAT LIFE IS FINITE AND THAT DUMB MISTAKES WON'T MATTER AS MUCH AS LIVING IN CACOON!?
anyone saying this is a personal army thing you're probably wrong. OP would've posted something else by now to b8 us. I think OP thought he was safe, then when he realised he was fucked he jumped ship to go hang himself
And the purpose of the request is to let this girl know there's someone creeping on her?
Yeah, the person who's going to suffer for this post is the person who is supposedly creeping on her, not her herself. This could be a complex troll but I really really doubt it
The longer we have to wait, the less funny this is going to be. So if nothing has happened within 30 minutes I'm pulling the plug on this because it just isn't worth the time and effort. But if she responds within 30 minutes, we got a show
and you bet your ass I am. Maybe add her close friends too. Anyone who might have her phone number is valuable
What did you say?
Yep, also post shopped images, really rub it in so this guy gets fucked
Look, /b/ros. I had an idea.
>Know her schedule, and have an idea of when she might be alone.
>Maybe I can put on a ski mask and... you know...
I mean, so long as she can't see who I am, I'll be fine, right?
Oh, that's okay. I always have a condom in my wallet. Safety, you know. But what do I do about her boyfriend?
>Looks like he can beat me up
>Am I safe if I send him a printed note telling him to meet someone elsewhere at the same time?