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7 decides what I say
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>>555975668
i got a snuke up my snizz
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I'm so horny right now. We should hang out some time... maybe when I'm not so horny. haha
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My apologies for beeing this beta.

I will douse myselfin gasoline and light it. Please remember me
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>>555975668

"I'm sorry Brandon. someone you know sent me a message telling me some stuff about you. he said you were like best friends and that I should watch out for you because you have a history of sexual offences. I'm going on a date with him tomorrow....please don't txt me again.
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>>555975668
constipated and on my period. Life sux. Wanna come over?
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>>555975668
stop stalking her fucking beta
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>>555975837
winrar
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>>555975797
Winrar
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>>555975797
Ding ding ding!
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What the heck dude?
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Jesus lol
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my pocket is hot
check it
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9 decides
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>>555976165
Damn OP, I should go that concert and meet up with Brandon.
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Send me dick pics, I need something to look at while i shove various vegetables into my vagoo.
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Baby, the only johnson i wanna see is the one in your pants ;) ;) ;)
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>>555976165

stop beeing such a useless excuse for a human life. We all know who you truly are Brandon. It's time you face your problems. Just end your pathetic little life now, and save everyone the difficulty of dealing with you.
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>>555976289
winrar
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>>555976268
Can you give me the old lickaroo?
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>>555976289
.....winrar?
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well shit.
>>555976301
reroll
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>>555975668
Send him tits and a timestamp you fucking tease.

And us too.

Tits or GTFO
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>>555976306
reroll
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Is this Brandon blonde?
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>>555976268
Roll
Jack Johnson? What're you a fag? I'd rather be get my ass dicked by Elton John than go to that concert. I bet you paid premium for front row seats so you can get jizzed on them, faggot.
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>>555976165
send me a tit pic u have. i'll jack off to it and send u a pic to prove im not a faggot
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>>555976424
>implying OPs a grill
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>>555976540
Nope. Asian/ white with black hair
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Sometimes when my parents are sleeping I put oreos on my back and pretend I'm a turtle
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>>555976739
winrar
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>>555976413
rollin
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OP is kill.
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op is a faggot and i have to masturbate and sleep. fuck you op you shit nigger
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Goddammit b. I feel like this will be shortlived. 3 decides what I say next
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>>555976305
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>>555976957
This isn't even my final form Brandon

Don't leave me, or you will face the wrath of Dotticon
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>>555976301
Rolling
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I'm sorry if I came on strong. Sometimes I'm too cock hungry to realize what I'm saying. We should go to the beach some time. I hear theres a great nude beach on north shore ;)
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>>555977103
Do it nigger
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>>555977103
winrar
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>>555976957
what i meant by horny was i've got some devil horn drawings stuck on me from a drunk escapade and i'd rather you not see me right now

just put that so this can continue and not be a fail.
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>>555977103
>>555977183
two in a row
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>>555977103
:(
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>>555977306
never trust b with a guy you wanna keep talking to
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>>555977179
reroll
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>>555977306
I got two in a row, bow down to me.
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>>555977283
three
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>>555977207
Done. Waiting for response
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What kind of beta fag can't take an obvious hint from a girl? I want your captain hornblower in my tallywhacket
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>>555977306
so what s the new number
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>>555977459
kinda too late with the vagoo statement, only way to redeem now is to say your phone was taken by a friend and you are sorry for his imaturity.
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Don't think this can be saved
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he's so beta that plato couldn't contain him
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>>555976957
bruh what? this pussy aint good for you? we can fuck in the front row my nigga! I can be sucking your dick while you enjoy the show. are you still a cherry boy? hahaha lambino! come over right now and ill swallow that dick
{ send pic }
I wanna be like this to night <3
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>>555977521
do this
>>555977520
its the only way to save it
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Should we keep going with this? I don't feel like there's much room for humor anymore. But who cares. 2
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>>555977521

ask what the fuck is wrong with him, is he a faggot or something?
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>>555977521
Am I the only one wondering why he's shooting down a female? Are you a landwhale?
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>>555977521
Invite him to the Pali lookout.. very romantic
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>>555977642
its her dad
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>>555977521
Please brandon, I love you, the only thing I've ever wanted since we met was you, I spend every second of my life thinking about you and your gorgeous black hair and lovely squinty eyes. Can you please, PLEASE just send some dick pics??
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>>555977556
reroll
  ?
? ?
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Whew
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>>555975668
I love rape fantasies. Could you please sneak over sometime later this year when I totes won't be expecting it and brutally rape and murder me? I am super into that. Make sure no matter how I might beg and plead don't stop. Also make sure I don't manage to fight you off or call for help. I know it's kinda weird but I find it super hot. Srsly tho don't be gentle. I really want to be brutally raped by you and then strangled and kept in your freezer to fuck on and off till I smell too bad and fall apart.
>7 get
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>>555977721
reroll/bump combo
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>>555977806
This poor boy
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>>555977806
always the best thing to do in that kind of situation, now stop being faggots and get this girl laid.
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>>555977841
lol this
rip OP
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OPERATION GET OP LAID
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>>555977901
>>555977929
its a go, now let us help you OP. what are we rolling for now?
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honestly i am the king of excuses but i am a failure at getting laid so ill stay around if op happens to fuck up again
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>>555977806
so...you wouldn't wanna have sex with me? :( Is it that I'm ugly or what?
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REDEMPTION
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>>555977806
Listen, the only reason my friend said those things was because I kinda told her I wanted you to do those things to me. On some real shit, like, if we were both drunk and we'd never remember it...would you?

>after a second

Lol, man. I'm just playing. I'm not gay. I'm just messing around. Please don't tell anyone about this. I didn't mean any of that.
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>>555977806
And with my friends I mean with a bunch of people I don't know who gambled to see if their suggestion would be sent to you, and by accidentally left I mean did on purpose because I thought it was funny how pathetic you are. (Link to thread goes here)
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Nigga u got dick problems or somethin
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>>555978075
why do you wanna fuck this guy anyway OP? he seems like such a fag
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>>555978197
dude
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is this two gay guys texting?
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A lot of kids at school are making fun of me saying I look like a boy (I'm a girl!). My friends say it's because of my hair but I like my hair short.
What should I do? All the teasing is getting to me.
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Aw shiet guys I don't want to actually talk to him. Not sure if i want to fuck him. He's sort of weird and is hella into p90x and crossfit and sells green tea for a living lol. Anyways, 5 still decides. Come on b!
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>>555978197
maybe hes trying to play dumb. Like.. trying to look like the "nice guy" perhaps he bluffed the wall he put up. Thinking that she was testing him for being a perv or something. kek could definitely see it.
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>>555978075
why dont you just murder him or something?
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>>555978380
I miss your face. Can you send me a pic? :)
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>>555978380
What's wrong with selling green tea? Work is work.
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>>555978380
Seems like the religious type who wants to "wait until marriage" to get laid
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>>555978380
im really shy when it comes to talking on the phone which is why i prefer texting.
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>>555978380
i don't wanna actually talk to you, and I am not sure if I wanna fuck you. You are sort of weird and hella into p90x and crossfit and you sell green tea for a living lol.
POST YOUR TRUE FEELINGS OP
5get
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>>555978380
Mirrors are beautiful, don't you think?
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>>555978380
he sounds like a total beta faggot
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>>555978565
Winrar
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Why does he keep calling you dude?

If get: You possess great amounts of skill in various activities
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I bet this guy won't ever fuck something besides a melon

do this for him

or get him to send nudes and post for lulz
>>555978380
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>>555978565
winernen is you
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>>555978347
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>>555978380

Reroll for this

>>555977841
>5 get
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>>555975668
"K. bye.
Forever."
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>>555978729
holy fuck you look like my cousin... do you live in NC?
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>>555978693
>for lulz
or you're a faggot
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>>555978729
Post tits
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>>555978790
shes from hawaii, probably oahu.
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>>555978790
>being this naive
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>>555978790
where from anon? Garner, NC here
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>>555978863
what tits kek
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>>555978729
7/10

ask if he likes feet
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>>555978863
Welcome to /b/ bud :-)
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Well this was lame as fuck.
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>>555978885
Yeps oahu
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>>555979007

But talking on the phone feels like rape.
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>>555979007
I don't mind if you call me. I need someone's voice to get me through this night. I won't be able to say much though, I'm in the emergency room waiting for my brother's results. His PTSD got triggered because of some 4chan raid, and he's having crazy anxiety attacks.
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>>555979007
this guy is such an entitled fucking faggot
post "you are such an entitled fucking faggot"
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>>555979093
Im headed back to UH in august we should hang out ;)
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>>555978790
Because North Carolina is in Pacific Standard Time
>worst come-on candy nigger
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>>555978729
ayy bby want sum fuk?
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>>555979206
hi mom
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>>555978380
>have a blessed night
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>>555979212
yes
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>>555979250
Word!!! Totally down to hangout with a stranger from b. Do u want my skype
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>>555979279
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>>555979279
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>>555978729
I found you a dildo to shove up your ass while you're showing us the tits we're entitled.
>breaking the rules doesn't allow a personal army
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>>555979250
lel this guy getting laid before the guy OP is texting
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>>555979361
you would hang out with a complete stranger just like that... thats a little fucked up, op. but sure
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>>555979007
Real quick question, why don't you like horny girls? Are you gay?
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>>555978075
He sounds like a massive faggot
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>>555979551
Either she was being sarcastic or the pussy game has changed
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>>555979493
>personal army
Faggot, this is just a text thread.

Post tits anyway :)?
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>>555979661
pls text this
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>>555979681
shits been stranger
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>>555979551
ohwell.jpeg

dotgunner
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>>555979551
People meet up with random hookers all the time, why are you making a big deal out of this?
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Waiting
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Post this pic
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>>555979847
rip OP skype and internet
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after lurking in this thread for a bit. OP is a girl right? if that is the case wtf HAPPENED TO YOU B? Helping hoes with out TITS? WTF?
>inb4 white knigts

Whoa.. unless OP is a dude trying to bag another dude? In that case op is a faggot, and i winrar you send this and acknowledge this post as CHAN FACT!
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Forgot the screenshots lulz
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>>555980021
Now send tits
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LMAO
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>>555980021
lel
>Inb4 jesus freak
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Tits please slut
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>>555980120
It's cool if you're gay I won't judge.
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>>555980120
What a fucking loser lol
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>>555980120
I think you might be gay Brandon
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>>555980016
I think in some cases the rules are waived when amusement is a result of what happens. If she came asking advice then yeah, tits are necessary. When we get something out of it though I don't think there's always gotta be tits.

Then again... Rules are rules.
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>>555979551
What could go wrong eh?
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>>555980120

You should maybe tell him he's a whiteknight fag and he'll never get laid this way.
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>>555980120
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o look I found OP
and her twitter https://twitter.com/dotgunner
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>>555980120
that response was more beta than a fedora wearing neck beard
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>>555980178
take that back just a faggot
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>>555980120
Please tell us that he wears fedoras. Because he is so beta, he isn't even beta anymore.
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>>555980120
>I tried that on my first gf, she ended up calling me a pussy and I got laid shortly after.

It's 2014 though, Brandon. Things have changed. With all this pressures on us females to have a relationship, have a family, be the perfect woman, I don't know. It's easier to show my interest in a male by sleeping with him. I don't mean to come off as rude, but I really want you, and I really want this to work.
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>>555980120
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>>555980120
You're a supreme gentleman :) wanna see my pussy though?
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>>555980120
Definetly gay hahahaha
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>>555979974
cmon dot... im waiting for your response
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>>555980271
wow nigger you found a twitter account from 2009 how useful you dumb faggot
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>>555975668
I wanna party, I wanna have fun, I wanna live in your hamburger buns.
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>>555980271
Lol that picture is from 10th grade & i havent used that twitter in 6evr
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actually i've been fucking you over with my internet friends here: >>555975668
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OP pls post pic of this white knight LOL
>>555978435
only explanation
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>>555980141
What's this?
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>>555975668
Wow I can smell the spaghetti until here.
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>>555980120
>I do consider myself quite the male feminist.
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>>555980436
is it weird i just facebook stalked you?
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>>555980350
No contact request unless you're Christian or Joel
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>>555980461
looks like a pic of OP, Dot Daulton, from 10th grade. lol
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>>555980209
this
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>>555980567
who the fuck are christian and joel?
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>>555976957

you prefer your bitches frigid and bored? that explains a lot you sad little man
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>>555980120
*tips fedora*
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>>555980436
wat about your vine account
https://vine.co/u/1039476620526075904
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>>555980717
Not you I guess? I have no more requests dude
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>>555980791
Who the fuck cares man
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>>555980717
I'm Christian. kek
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>>555980852
34523672341657345
i just sent a request with that string of numbers
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>>555980892
it is interesting to find out who op is through information she posted
its like a game to me
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>>555980852

why does one of them has his dick as his profilepicture?
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>>555980120
*tips fedora*
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>>555981128
It's cute you care this much
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>>555981128
I guess even kissless virgin faggots need a way to pass the time
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>>555981128
Heh Ya.
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come back op thread had potential.
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Wat say
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looks like op fled the scene
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>>555981202
Hey gurrl, I c my /b/rothas have founde u, can I mak request on socia net works an we cud possible be come good friend and have talks?? I awaiting your respond. Be at peacce
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Send Brandon a picture of you drinking green tea with a dildo somewhere in the background.
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>>555981349
YEAH I THINK OP FUCKED OFF>>555981341
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>>555981349
fuck you captcha
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>>555981341

I was wondering because I'm beliving your either a whiteknight, or you might be gay.
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>>555981341
This conversation is really gay Brandon, are you sure you don't like penis?
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>>555981341
Because i wanted your cock in me and you turned me away, i was sure you liked it in the ass. But no i haven't followed you yet, i will.

Why do you act so beta? No offense.
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op is such a qt3.14
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Its offical, OP and I are skype friends
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>>555981341
>why were you wondering
Is this about the 'why doesn't he like horny' question? If so, he's a total beta faggot.

I'm sorry, can't help you, he's to gay.
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>>555981204
got me there
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>>555981558
i guess marriage is next then, faggot?
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>>555981558
How cute :)
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>>555981558
Whoopty fuckin doo
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nigger stop caring avout your goddamn instagram
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>>555981537
7/10
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>>555981641
ayy lmao
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OP's cool, would hang out with.
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>>555981702
roll
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>>555981537
:-/
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>>555981558
haha who are you? his beta boyfriend? FUCKING GAYLORD

I BET YOU COMPARE PONY SIZES IN YOUR SPARE TIME HOMO'S
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>>555981702
Text this.
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>>555981558
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cant tell if or
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>>555981641
Who knows, We'll see where life takes us. Maybe you can perform the ceremony. We can do it live and people can roll for what you say next
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>>555977642
shes on 4chan. most likely a fat fuck
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>>555978380
What is he, a fucking mormon?
>Have a blessed night

No, you DON'T want to fuck him. He's saving himself for marriage or some other faggot shit like that. He talked to a girl he was interested in dating, so I dunno... is he still betafag anyway or just moralfag?
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>>555981836
topkek
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>>555981558
^^ Good luck with this annoying faggot OP
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>>555981806
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>>555981851
I'd stream that, as long as an heroing is an option.
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>>555981961
grills h8 white knights confirmed
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>>555981961
narcissistic asshole
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>>555981961
Say goodnight (insert tit pic)
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>>555978729
fat. thats why covering up face and body. i can tell by those fat as fuck hands and wrists. them sausage fingers. no wonder he kept turning
you down
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>>555981859
Beta. Definitely. When we met he was sort of awkwardly direct and made it a point to come across as interesting. No bullshit: "Oh yeah i love doing dangerous things I love adventure I love doing YOLO activities" ok
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>>555981961
Decent answer.
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>>555981558
good bait... every pseudo-alpha neckbeard sounded off to that one kek
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>>555981961
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>>555982062
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>>555982139
>whiteknight
no
>faggot
probably
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>>555982139
Don't bring hitler into this. He's an evil man who did wrong things!
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>>555982139
ITT: you
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>>555982062
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>>555982062
>YOLO activities
Brandon's gay
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>>555982249
Hitler did nothing wrong
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OH NOOOO
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>>555982382
...!!!

DON'T FUCK THIS UP, OP.
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>>555982343
Sorry must've mistaken him with justin bieber.
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>>555982326

regarding the number of aids infected gays, being Gay is a yolo activity, too.
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>>555982382
Charge your phone. Or do you even know how to?
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>>555982382
CHARGE YOUR PHONE
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>>555982382

vocaroo that shit
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>>555981537
OP we should secks
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>>555982343
Joseph Stalin makes Hitler look like Brandon
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>>555982382
Text 'I can't answer I'm changing my tampon'
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>>555982489
>>555982489
this
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>>555982062
>YOLO activities
ayy lmao
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>>555982489
Nice, that'll scare him off.
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>>555982382

I'm taking a dump, I'll call later
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>>555982382
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE OP
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Goddammit
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>>555982579
IIt's 20% full, you faggot.
That's really alot.
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found OP's tits
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>>555982649
You think so.
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2/2
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>>555982638
Send pic
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>>555982649
You're what is wrong with the fucking world you disgusting pleb
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>>555982638
>terrified of women who won't lose their virginity to him
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>>555982638

>good guys still exist
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>>555982638
What does he look like?
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>>555978435
this... i say again. So obvious that was a bluff
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>>555982716
>op not fag
>not landwhale
> succes
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>>555982638
I lost my virginity to your cousin
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>brandon green tea dude
>green tea dude
>tea dude
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>>555982638
I almost puked reading that. Oh god, the pain. Do you know where he lives? Just buy a gun and kill him. Shoot him in the feet first. Let him try run away (countdown and shit). Then, tie him up, shove a thin glass tube up his penis. Smash the penis with a big hammer. Now the tube will break. Feed him tons of water, This way he'll piss alot. Everytime he pisses, the glass will make him suffer. After a week or so, kill him.
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Show tits with timestamp plox
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>>555982638
Holy fucking god.
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this thread is epic
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just tell him green tea is for faggots and chinese people
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>>555982895
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>>555982895
you have legitimately scared me, anon.
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she is here
http://flockdraw.com/7tiuct
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>>555982716
OP if that's you, you hands are big. Your fingers are like dildos.
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DUUUURRRRRR HUUUUURRRRRR MURRR FURRRR PURRRR. DUUUUUUURRRRR!

niggers
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>>555982638

Pic related, our protagonist.
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>>555982895
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>>555983061
Lol'd. Perfect.
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>>555983108
Agreed. I have man hands.
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>>555983143
DARRRRRRRRRRRRR FARRRRRR HARRRR MARRRRRRRRRRRR

niggers
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>>555982803
>muh momy told me to respect girls cuz they are equals to boys
>if i show respect to girls they will notice me and they will love me in return
>worlds turns like that : u show love and respect, u get repect and luv in return
>muh mom told me
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>>555982638
>alrighty
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>>555983276
CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG
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>>555983061
>>555983067
>>555983213
Yea sorry, the message tea dude sent to OP was to horrible for me.
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>>555983274
We can switch op, my hands are fucking small and girly.
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>>555982895
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>>555981537
I wouldnt mind throat fucking you
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>>555983408
you seem like a wise man. How do i get OP to like me?
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>>555983274
pic of legs plz
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>>555982638
what the fuck does he mean by "old school"?
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OP you have thoroughly given me a boner with this vine you made, I demand to know what you are going to do about it
https://vine.co/v/MmMe7qxMKuP
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>>555983274
Yup
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Haven't read all of thread but has anyone considered that OP may be a psycho cunt and Green Tea man would rather avoid putting his dick in a blender? Maybe the guy genuinely doesn't find her attractive and is trying to break it to her gently.
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>>555983512
I like you, you don't need OP.
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>>555983289

I read it in the voice of forrest gump
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>>555983274
op you don't have to do anything they tell you to do.
your a strong independent white beautiful women.
tell them to check their privilege
>tips fedora
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>>555983512
Start selling green tea and tell her you really like yolo activities
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>>555983274
Those bracelets. I'm sure you're a stoner fag. Have some mercy with the random guy.
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>>555983595
>date will be epic
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>>555983646
What the fuck are you talking about? She can think for herself faggot
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>>555975668
You're pretty fuckin' cool, Dot - and I don't even like blondes. Thanks for helping me pass the time while Civ V installs. I hope you go on to have a long and happy life with a decent partner someday.

I think you should send our hero pic related.
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The amount of virgins creaming their pants over a solid 5 in here is fucking hilarious.
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>>555983596
thank you. youre too kind
>>555983667
But i do sell green tea!!! And i LOVE yolo activities. I yolo all the time.
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>>555983595
Maybe you're a faggot too.
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>>555983594
High five me brotha
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>>555977841
re roll
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>>555983796
This better be bait
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>>555983796
>CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
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from simple rolling decides responds thred, to the ultimate white knight beta-faggot in history, and finally it has come to OP becoming supreme waifu

this fucking thread m8
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inb4 op is actually lesbian
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>>555983512
You do know she reads this right?
Just don't be a white knight faggot. I don't know OP so can't help you.
Smoking togheter always works.
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>>555983807
Delivered for civ <3
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>>555983874
Yeah. So what?
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>>555984010
why not both
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>>555984048
SHE READS THIS?!?!!??????!?!??!?!?!???!!??!????!?!?!??! Oh god now how am i going to surprise her on our honeymoon with all my yolo activities?
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>>555984054
Haha, genius. But still:
>>555982895
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>>555983878
>>555984054
I'm not going to be a misogynist today, OP is a chill faggot
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>>555984054
Oh fuck, poor tea guy... You sure are a little mean bitch
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>>555984054
Kek
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>>555984184
>yolo activities
She'll love that! Take her on a pony ride.
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Well there goes my EPIC date guys. Thanks for ur help b
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>>555984054
This is epic win.
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>>555983807

> I hope you go on to have a long and happy life with a decent partner someday.
Such beta words for you as well.
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>>555984327
Aloha dot?

He's calls you dot?
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>>555984270
former rejected green tea salesman detected
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>>555984327
>coming to /b/ for help to have a date
>lel
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>>555984327
Its okay, we can have an epic date. Do so many YOLO activities!
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>>555984327
Well, you owned him pretty hard!
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Aloha
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>>555984327
What a loss
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>>555984327
Seriously, what does he look like?
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>>555984327
Aw snap! But his yolo activities would've charmed you :-/
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>>555983878
WHY IS EVERYBODY SO OKAY WITH NO TITS
>inb4 everybody in this thread is brandon green tea dude
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>>555984327
Aloha dot, aloha
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>>555982249
Oy vey, shut it down!
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>>555984327

tell him you're sorry and being forced to write this stuff, otherwise you'd be violated, and you'd actually love to go and date him
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>>555984327
>>555984054
wtf is wrong with this thread oh ya thats right TITS OR GTFO U DUMB CUNT what is wrong with the rest of u
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>>555984456
If I actually wanted to date this guy, we would be out doing yolo activities. I obviously care about him so little as a person that, instead of ignoring him, I came to /b/ to help fuck with him. There was never any intention of a date dude
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>>555984531
OP was actually chill. I didn't need tits per se. It's not like we helped her.
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>>555984531
Face/time stamp is good enough nigger, this isn't always a tits or gtfo boys club
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