YLYL? Text-Based edition Only ones you've lost to. Take

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/thread

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any lurkers?

>>555775375
Lost
>pretend I live here

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>>555775919

I am monitoring this thread.

>>555775919

roger that

>>555775657
>>555775795
Just Christ is took every inch of myself not to lose to these,
>>555775813
I'm a failure.

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Some recent additions.

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>>555776306
Dude you should have started with this and built up to the good stuff.

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>>555776580

obviously wrong image i posted there...

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>>555776618
i got plenty bro dont worry just trying to remember the good ones

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>>555776538

Saved this one from a thread earler.

>>555776874
But I would have completely lost NY shit with the proper buildup. I have an oc story of me betamaxing after losing my v card if anyone is interested.

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>>555777070

>>555777117
Go.

>>555776997
lost

>>555775469
Lost... Fuckin rabbits

>>555776874
lost
>nuh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word.

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>>555777432
have another

>>555776997
Shell never forget now, eh?

>>555777386
Fukin' kek'd and saved.

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>>555777902

Never 1/?

>>555776240

this, already posted in a thread

>>555777873
lost again what the fuck

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>>555778134

never 2/?

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>>555778257

never 3/?

>>555777383
Alright.
>be me
>be 19
>get off work and go with friend to some girl's house.
>getting drunk
>get goofy
>opportunity to fuck sea cow rises.
>iffy, but friend convinces me because he wants to fuck the actual attractive girl.
>take one for the team and get this shit out of the way.
>girl mostly takes control of the situation.
>fuck for long time, girl gets off well.
>can't get off because chronic masterbation and relative lack of interest.
>can't go anymore, make whale get on top.
>she flops around on top of me for maybe 10 minutes.
>wants break.
>realize I'm not going to get off, decide to call it quits.
>have a college course the next morning, gotta go.
>convince whale I'm ashamed of fucking I have to leave.
>she comes in for a hug/kiss.
>I shake her hand.
>I shook her hand.
>I fucking shook her hand.

I laugh at it now, but it still hurts.

>>555778225
that was a great thread

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>>555778393

never 4/?

>>555778423
>I shake her hand.
>I shook her hand.
>I fucking shook her hand.

huaehuaheuhaehehehe

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>>555778462

5/?

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>>555778162

>>555778538
Lost. Pretty good anon

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>>555775375

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>>555778723

6/6 I'm too tired & sleepy to go through my archives.

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anyone else lurking besides the what feels like 4 of us posting

>>555778714
An actual true story, and I can't believe this is the only response I've gotten.

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>>555778802
I actually wrote that one, so proud its still going around. Have a Jabba

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I always liked this (1/2)

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>>555779609

2/2

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>>555779381

Just seems like us. Let's just turn it into a "laugh" thread.

>>555779852

woah, like wtf?! that was a .gif!

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>>555779852

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>>555780026

>>555779978
sauce?

>>555780142

wtf?! where are all my gifs?!!

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my fustration is making me more tired, night.

>>555777563
This one is classic haven't seen it in ages

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last unless anyone wants more

>>555781314
morree

>>555781314
keep going faggot

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>>555778423

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>>555775375

>>555777386
topkek

>>555779978
sause me plz

>>555782696
>fact
>reason
>debate
>truth
>gore
>fuck ton of just /b/ trolling /b/ and tumblr caught in the crossfire

>>555782696
what the fuck are you smoking?
>reason
>debate
Yeah tumblr is stupid but how long have you been here?

>>555777664
Ouch. Physically hurt to read the repeated 'haha's.

>>555783397
bitch i might be


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>>555783542
Got dayum

>>555780147
http://vimeo.com/20705905

>>555775919
Solitude is Imperial, he meant being a stormcloak in solitude, or an imperial in windhelm, casualfag, can't laugh at it now.

>>555783542
newfag detected

>>555785015
This one actualy made me laugh to the point i could't stop myself.

>>555788326
But then who was type response?

>>555778538
lost hard

post more shit pretty please anons

>>555790020
Are mods newfags or sum-sum?

>>555775919
why dident bethesda hire this guy?
then mabey that game wouldent have been totall shit

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>>555777669
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>555779381
lurking, pretty high

>>555776538
lost

>>555775919


zsexrdft vgbhnjmk

>>555780652
I lost it

>>555776997
lost so hard holy shit

>>555784779

This gets me every time.

>>555782245
God damnit i love southpark

>>555779386
Fuck you, how's that for a response, douchebag?

>>555793258
there were no laughs there anon

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>>555793258
I dont want to read this story....
but im still going to fucking do it

>>555784779
gold

>>555779381
Yis

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>>555790020

Hah, I was in that thread.

>>555775469
*Almost* lost

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I have a couple saved I can dump.

>>555776538
I lost.
I lost good.

>>555777563
>it's a burlap bag filled with leaves

Lost

>>555784673
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>>555793258
pls tell me ur not serious...

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first good YLYL thread i've seen in months
thank you bros

>>555799780
get out newfag

y not

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>>555775795
fucking lost

>>555777070
holy nuts I lost hard

>>555778423
alpha or beta? YOU decide.

>>555779127
kek this one is funny

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Captcha awakening nigaiz

>>555784779
I lost

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Fairly big dump commencing
I don't usually contribute to YLYL threads but this is the best one in a long time

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>>555801741

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>>555801821
Long but hilarious

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>>555775375

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>>555801869

>>555780142
is this the one where he drunk as fuck throws the kid into a bookshelf corner/wall?

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>>555801880
Should I keep going?

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>>555802018

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>>555780042

>>helpful as a magikarp splash attack

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>>555802110

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>>555802202

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>>555802241

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>>555802290
'the ol' lickaroo'

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>>555802396

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>>555802472

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>>555802569
A personal favourite

>>555801289
I once said "Thanks!" in a cheery way after sex.

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>>555802626

>saying /thread on your own post

Seriously, how new can you be?

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>>555802708
I've got loads of these, want more?

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>>555802870

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>>555803046
Now for some britcest and then I'm out, can't find the folder anywhere

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>>555803156

>>555781314

every god damn time, the picture and the fucking A++ story.

>>555776997
>2014
>still believing terrorists flew into the buildings
>being this retarded

>>555777664
>"oh haha"

>>555775375
I liek that one.

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>>555778423
She was a whale, you did the right thing.

>>555776997
Lost.

>>555781314
>how to take a screenshot

>>555802241
this is just gold

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>>555804101
Think twice.
They are actually terrorists.

>>555802139
newfag detected

>>555776538
>ayy lmao what we running from?

i fucking lost. fucking hard
10/10

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>>555781314
>how to take a screenshot

>>555775919
I hate that bitch nigger Todd.

>>555789049
This is too fucking coincidental .-. I thought of this image as I got ready for work today

>>555802708

I really want to do this

>>555807474
yes me 2, And id love to see it aswell. Altho this story is more than probable bullshit

>>555805098
>>555806597

being this new

>>555775375
>first looking at the image
>lol
>this is a ylyl

>>555807640

It reminds me of this one time in high school.
>School douche throws rock at a seagull
>hits it
>kills it
>In the next 5 minutes every seagull in the city shows up
>Like holy shit the sky was actually going dark from how many seagulls there were
>People were running into classrooms and hiding
>They're circling the body in the middle of the field
>There is literally an eye of the storm of seagulls and they're all going in a perfect circle around the body
>Principal picks up the dead seagull and takes it to the staff room (why I know not)
>Circle around the body follows him the whole way
>Him and everyone around him are literally getting covered in seagull shit, he had to go home and get changed
>The dead seagull goes inside and all the seagulls leave
>No one ever fucks with any birds again

I seriously think we killed their leader or something.
It went from the usual 50 seagulls hanging around school to 500+ circling in under 5 minutes.
Felt like the world was ending or something

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>>555776618

>>555779386
Don't worry anon. I keked pretty fucking hard but you're a faggot for caring

>>555775375
>middle aged woman staring
lost immediatley

>>555808561
Not maybe their leader but a high-ranked seagull at the very least. Love stories like this which remind us that we don't know everything about the animal kingdom.

>>555801821

ohhhhhhh no

>>555809584

Most people just don't care, I didn't used to either really.
I think most animals are a lot smarter than what we give them credit for, just because we can't understand their communication with each other.

>>555784673
>http://vimeo.com/20705905
What anime is this??

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A classic

>>555807706
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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le funny XDXD

>>555785282
Nigga was a game developer. It could've been that way pre-alpha, gayfag