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long story short, the cops came to my area looking for some thieves,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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long story short, the cops came to my area looking for some thieves, they broke into cars and I'm not sure why but they dumped some stuff on my street.

They broke into my car and while attempting to find something of value (its a mess) the female dropped her phone inside.

I have her phone, nudes, access to her email and instagram and another chat program whose password hasn't been changed.

The cops have not caught them as far as I know because she is still active on instagram and tried to call her boyfriend.

Any good ideas? I'm considering contacting them anonymously and having them dead drop money in a public place so they won't know who I am, then I simply turn over all my info to the police afterwards because they're pieces of shit. There are pics on the phone of a bunch of stuff they stole as well as history in the browser researching the items and pawn shops etc.

tl;dr thief broke into my car, dropped her phone, wat do?
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Post nude thief pics.
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>>555767838
Blackmail her into meeting for sex, drug her, tie her up in your basement.
You now have a sex slave
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post nudes first
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>>555767838
Pictures of female

She's a girl, so theres bound to be selfies and shit
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Fuck with them. Don't try to get anything monetary just freak them out.
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also she just graduated c/o 2014
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roll thread what to post on her instagram
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>>555768510
Impregnate this bitch
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>>555768510
Take pictures of your dick and put a expo marker dot on the tip.

So when the cops thinks it's your dick, you pull it out and the mark is gone.

They can't prove a thing
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>>555768510
Are you in Saskatchewan OP?
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>>555767838
>>555768510
Post pics
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>>555768510
Send that 5/10 trash to get her life reworked. And possibly ruined by a African american who stole bicycles for a living.

On a side note. Who the fuck said it was okay for captcha to take pictures of mailboxes, holy shit. the number is on a goddamn mailbox somewhere.
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>>555768510
Does her face piss anyone else off?
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gotta be careful don't want her getting doxxed before i get my money.

any ideas for the dead drop? we live in a big city
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>>555769029

You are not serious
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>>555768974
no sir
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>>555768510
Dump them here OP. Then go dump them over at myex. Then turn phone over to police. Everyone save these photos and print em out. When she's sitting in jail we all jack off and send cumstained pics of her in the mail. Also talk about how she's going to get raeped the second she's out.
Then we drive this bitch insane.
It's been a while since the last suicide
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>>555769259
she's not unattractive. you think she'd have the decency to get herself knocked up by some stupid nigger like most gutter trash instead of breaking into cars.
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>>555769350

Keep posting good sir!
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>>555769589
she already has a kid lol
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>>555769259
Know where your storm water drainage opens up into large ditches and under what street what tunnel runs?

Have them kick the dead drop into a drain.
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>>555769794
Then pick it up from under the street.

You don't want to worry about getting ambushed, which would be the worry with a dead drop.
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>>555769794
good idea, but I'm worried about surveillance. If it were the other way around I would stake the place out from a distance with a telescope, I don't want them to be able to do the same.
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>>555770140
>>555769259
You realize that blackmail is illegal, even when you blackmail criminals? And that if you plan to turn them, they are very likely to snitch on you?
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>>555770140
why not put somewhere out of the way, like on the side of the road near far the fuck away

Then gib anonymoos tip to authorities
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>>555770269
bonus points if just leave pictures of face and maybe her mothers phone number

Then put a dead animal next to it with $500 dollars and the some location carved into the carcass.

Boom you get money and they fear you
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>>555770262
So make sure you at least drop the phone off anonymously
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>>555770140
have the drop be next to a bus stop and only pick it up before bus arrives, wear hoodie, hop on and leave. Ive picked up dead drops before. Brown bag in garbage can works. A lot of movie shit works. Fuck those people up for every last dime. Also, if it's an iphone, it can be tracked to your house on I-cloud. You need to wrap the phone in a thin lead sheet so no signal gets to it while youre not using it. Good luck /b/ro
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>>555770140
They won't know where you come out if they kick it into the drain in the street.

Some of these run for a good distance.

Tell them to head to an address on the street with the drain you're waiting under, and to await further instructions.

Then when they arrive tell them to shove it into the drain in the street. These tunnels have a V shape, both sides feed the same central tunnel. they kick it in, you can grab it before they see shit, if they can see shit.

Then you're out via the exit you planned
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She looks like a stripper, find one of those voice changer apps and scare the shit out of her Contacts, you should have some personal info from her phone.
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>>555770262

I'm not going to tell them I have the phone or found it even. I will approach as an anon through a text app on a throwaway ipod on a wifi not near my house, tell them I have proof of what they did and ask for the money to keep quiet.

>>555770664
true, I was trying to avoid getting dirty but this could work if I don't figure something else out

>>555770904
I have 27 contacts from the phone, plus whoever I link through her work and instagram
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>>555771151
Smart. She can turn into a regular paycheck if you don't turn her in. Next ploy would be the threat of sending the nudes to her employer.

Also ya, you could get dirty. I live in a place with regular droughts so the thought didn't cross my mind.
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>>555771506
I'd rather shoot for just one payday and get them arrested, and she won't have money without her thieving boyfriend anyway
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>>555769350
That picture is lacey vicich I doxed her a long time ago. I got porn of her
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my only concern is not knowing how many cars/areas they hit the day they hit mine and lost the phone, it happened overnight between midnight and 6am, who knows when they realized she didn't have her phone.
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>>555772831
they probably hit more than one. even if they didn't it's not like they can stake out your car without you knowing; you know what she looks like and they don't know what you look like
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>>555772831
If she is smart enough you will notice maybe all passwords have been changed, save everything in a sd card, and also drop some nudes
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>>555772831

Unless you're really poor, I don't see how this is a smart idea. You're doing something illegal, blackmail, for a potential return of what, < $1000? I'm assuming that since these people are car thieves, they're not exactly rich. Just hand the phone in to the police, and feel good about putting some scumbags away.
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>>555772324
sure is summer in here. not like she has different tats or anything
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>>555773491
Exactly.

OP you could if you're paranoid have a friend pick you up when you arrange the drop.

So if they have someone looking at your car the car never moves that day.
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can you just post her tits already
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>>555773989
this
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>>555773658
I think we've earned tits at this point
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Op make with the sweater hams or gtfo
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You know what? Fuck money, get a sharpie in a pooper and a shoe on a head.
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>>555774126
I agree, tho they're not the best. thanks for the advice
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post those sweet hooters
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gif related.
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>>555774126
and heres some ass to go with them
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>>555773605
She's apparently dumb as a rock. She has a new phone but this is still logged into her stuff. I am looking for a method to root the phone so I can grab the passwords for future access but I haven't been successful so far.
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>>555775357
>>555775038
That's a nice ass she's definitely a stripper >>555775319
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>>555769746
just blackmail her, and fuck her.
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>>555775659
nope but she does wear revealing clothes for work...can't divulge but it's a sports bar where she wears a tied top with no bra and hot pants
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Anon first you gotta fuck with the IG. ive don't this before.. I delted all pics and posted a pic of an easy button with the caption "get rekd fahgit"

Now that you obviosuly got her attention, blackmail, or just hand phone in to police. You get luls either way.
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give us more, anon
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Also dox her as much as you can. knowing address/names of family is fucking GREAT for blackmailing. People get scared when you threaten their safe spots (homes)
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>>555776674
I could post them up on thedirty lol

>>555776853
ask and you shall receive my son

I have a short sex vid too, anywhere good to upload as anonomously as possible?
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>>555771151
>throwaway ipod

pls kill yourself faggot. throwaway phones are $20 and you get text
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>>555777174
youtube
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>>555777194
cameras will see me buy it. I already have 3rd hand devices I can use that aren't traceable to me or anyone I know.
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Dear diary, today OP was a pretty cool guy
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>>555777571
>cameras will see me buy it.
if you really are this fucking retarded. your little 'plan' is going to fail.

Hope you end up getting a good beating from these degenerate criminals, faggot.
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>>555777174
dropbox
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>>555777583
I'm just happy to keep this sick place going with some OC
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tell her to give you half of the stuff they stole else you will rat. i doubt they would agree to give %100 back.

And once you take the money if you rat on them, they would rat back on you, so dont do that.

Also obviously meet in public.
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>>555777720
I'm not going down for blackmail because I bought a throwaway at 7-11 bro
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>>555777050
This.
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>>555777174
upload vid plz
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If she's got money for those kind of habits she's got money to be a regular paycheck.

Either blackmail or turn them in. Don't do both unless you know the cop that will be handling the case.
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>>555777925
They've been stealing for weeks at least. They don't keep stuff they sell it to pawn shops and shit. And he was talking to her about a court hearing for a conviction he already has for who knows what. I'd really like to send him away for a while for being a massive faggot and stealing from people.
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>>555777935
that's what a fucking throwaway is you stupid fuck. but it at the walmart in a different neighborhood you stupid kike.
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>>555777771
yoooo we blunts now?
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>>555778437
I don't need it. nobody is going to trace me to a broken ipod with previous owners that I use with a textfree app on some random apartment wifi. with actual cell phone service its much easier to be traced. dont be a noob.
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>>555778707
only if your a fucking tech retard.
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>>555778707
Hurry and post vid
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>>555778702
yep they love their blunts
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>>555778894
hehe, shitty weed

havent even read the rest of this thread but everything sounds fucked and stupid
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>>555778873
>>555778229
where can I post it anonymously?

the long one is 460MB 3:45 long in 1080p
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>>5557787079
That's correct also if you go down with the blackmailing good luck /b/ro and any case keep in mind that at one point shit will hit the fan
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>>555777174
Dude, just save the pics to throw on the dirty, and put them up only after you hand the phone over to the cops.
This blackmail payday you're cooking up is a retarded pipedream, for reals.
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>>555779113
mega
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>>555779113
anonfiles
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>>555779113
see
>>555779216
>>555779328
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>>555779328
uploading a short vid first to anonfiles then the long one since it will take a while, its giving me an error so far
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>>555780113
upload to mega, its fast and anon
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dont let this 404
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>>555780113
Any more topless pictures?
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>>555767838
Not to white knight but you're obviously not a criminal mastermind if you're asking b about this shit. Many of the revenges posted here are much worse legally than minor theft. Chances are you'll fuck it up and find yourself getting your ass beat or worse. People breaking into cars are desperate for cash and desperate people don't respond well to being cornered.

Tl;dr you're dumb and this will backfire on you
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>>555780198
i tried, says i have to be a registered user to create a link for the file

>>555780467
quite a bit in the long video

some of their stolen goods
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>>555780798
hows the upload of the small video going?
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>>555780617
Minor theft? I have pics of at least several thousand, they are easily at felony level and I'm really not concerned about a couple of punk ass kids

>>555781268
mega wants me to have an account to get a link for the vid, it uploaded fast. anonfiles still won't work for me
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>>555768510
same here actually, sad part is i'd fuck her in a heartbeat
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>>555767838
>2014
>doesnt play a jigsaw game with them
you should call the boyfriend and record it and make it sound like a saw game. if they dont cooperate with u u turn in theirinformation
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>>555781539

make fake account with mailinator . com
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>>555781546
fucking guilty, I'd tear that ass up
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>>555781539
How do you know the stuff in the pics is stolen?
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bump
moar noods pls
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>>555781812
lmao bravo, this is why I came to you guys with the situation
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>>555781539
try sendspace
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>>555781812
this
blackmail is best mail.
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>>555781539
Bittorrent it, re down load it, could have been anyone.

Today OP was not a faggot
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OP you are the most retarded fuck.
Won't buy a prepaid cause a camera at 7-11 LOL. drug dealers buy pre paids at 7-11.

Dont use a drop spot like that. They will have someone jump you. Tell them you will report them for theif and you have a video of their faces and all her nudes and illegal drug use.
She will be scared to lose her child. Ask for 2 grand in 20's left in a bag in a mall washroom hidden somewhere, bring a friend and a gun or a knife.
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small vid ready, will work on registration because this will take forever to put the big vid on this site vid (dot) me/Y4m

>>555781862
besides finding their phone in my car, the cops looking for them, dumping stolen property on my street, and internet history on the phone googling their items for prices and nearby pawnshops? lol
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>>555782104
>vid (dot) me/Y4m

perfect, now to wait for the next. :)
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>>555781539
use 10minutemail, makes a throwaway email, then you can upload the big vid fast too
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>>555782104
See
>>555782021

NO COPS. You can make much more cash black mailing nudes and drug use and bs about video proof of them stealing.
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Man, i'd love to fuck the shit out of her
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>>555776239
>some lowlife slut of a thief
>can't divulge
lol sure
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>>555782320
Also threaten to report her to the police for child endangerment
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>>555782384
have some respect for yourself anon. shes literally a piece of shit
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>>555782456

She'll lose the kid if he goes to Child Services
with the phone.

>>555782512
Those are the best. Choking, emotional abuse and violent bondage with none of the guilt.
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blackmail her and fuck her right in the pussy BRO THIS IS WHAT U CAN DO!!
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>>555782512
suggesting rape as option, low-life scumbag bitch treatment
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before all PLS UPLOAD VIDEO need 2 fap
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>>555782279

big vid coming eta under 10min. don't let the thread die imma go smoke a bowl
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bump for vid
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>>555783063
>stealing is bad
>blackmailing and extortion
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>>555783063
roger that, standing by
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For the next ten minutes this thread will be about degrading hoodrats.
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>>555781539
You're proving me right
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>>555782927
I herby second this motion
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Bump for interest for the vidz
Quite curious about what they show
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>>555783063

Upload all of the pics in a rar for us
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>>555783468

this too
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>>555783468
THIS
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Bamp
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just call em and see what they're willing to offer for their current way of life and post it here. after which you go to the police/child service and make her lose that bastard.
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>>555783468
op upload all i give u steam csgo gift!
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>>555782632
So? Your just black mailing her you sumb piece of shit. If this situation happened to me the dumb bitch and her spic bf would catch a 12g if I caught them in my truck.

Youre a pussy and you wont do anything you beta fuck. Take my advice black mail her, she loses her kid + theft charges or she pays you 2grand in 20's.
Ive been doing illegal shit and never getting caught since 15.
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Best not-a-faggot OP I've seen on /b/.
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I came here because I was promised nude pictures.
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>>555783752
Was that last week?
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>>555783752
hurr hurr i wish i can be hardcore like you
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Just curious if anybody can brute videos off younow?
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>>555783752
I was saying that threatening with child services was better than the cops because she'll lose the kid. Shit load scarier, therefore easier payout.
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I have a few good guys, we just need 1 person who get brute videos from younow..
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>>555783774
you must've just got here then fag
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>>555783468
i've posted anything worthwile.

VID: mega (dot) co (dot) nz/#!a4hVVRiA!SyNKssU7pm8YOIpZwe4HhkjVm0HLKDXb8X18QVsWFg4
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>>555783871
Look nigger I understand that may have come off edgy but that was not my intention. OP asked for help to black mail. THEN he says "OH NOS WE CANT THREATEN TO TURN HER IN SO SHE COULD LOSE HER KID" well op is a pussy.
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Bump for vid
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>>555777935
what a pathetic pile.
this bitch is a thief, and a poor thief.
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>>555767838

OP, so wtf is the endgame with this shit? TL;DR all the spam above.

So you're thinking of blackmail, with a blind drop? How the fuck do you think you can realistically get away with all of that? Isn't blackmail a more serious crime than just breaking into some cars and having pics of some pot?

Seriously....interested in all of this and how you think you can safely get the ransom without getting your ass beat.
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>>555784202
>>555784202
someone confirm confrim
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>>555784202

Do it anyway
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>>555784202
have you stopped to think that is a stolen phone from another owner's car?
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>>555784330
Its 400 mb. Unless OP wants to hyper ruse some people then i think its safe.
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>>555784284
essentially use a throwaway device on an open wifi network and a texting app, get paid, throw away device.

>>555784238
you dumb shit. can you read? I'm not the same person as him.
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>>555784330
It's downloading.

>>555784238
I think the mall washroom idea is smart if he's got backup that legally carries. It would be a clean shoot if someone tried to jump him.
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>>555784202
Downloading.
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>>555784202
Confirmed legit, not worth downloading though.
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>>555784202
>459.5MB

Da fuck am I getting myself into
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>>555784330
>mega (dot) co (dot) nz/#!a4hVVRiA!SyNKssU7pm8YOIpZwe4HhkjVm0HLKDXb8X18QVsWFg4

3 min video and u can see shit but anyway thx op..
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>>555784360
I'm more than sure if you read my replies ealier.
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>>555783752
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>555784552
I told you guys it wasn't great, plenty of tits in it tho
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It's easy tell her you have her friends and families social accounts saved and you are going to post all her nudes to them
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>>555784552
>3 minutes
>459MB
uwotm8
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I like the 2 thieves in this story more then OP. Just consider them junkie trash trying to get by... Everyone has a story and a reason for being their. send her back the phone with a note that says "next time when you fuck up someone might decide to hurt you 2"
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OP dump the rest of the pics.

Also I'd nominate this for an archive. We've got blackmail advice, and the OP delivered
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>>555784724
when messaging them make it seem like you can really fuck them over, but dont let them know you got their phone. how much money did they steal btw? you should demand *2 of what they stole.
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is her fb or twitter on her phone? post nudes on her account.

post pics
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somebody post the vid on pornhub? its not letting me download/taking forever idk
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>>555777935
god, that's fucking disgusting. they cut it on wood?
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>>555785026
NO DO IT BUT ASK BEFORE U DO IT FOR MORE NUDE AND BLACKMAIL HER !! AND UPLOAD IT PLS
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>>555784879
they steal from working class people, nobody likes that kind of criminal.
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The mega link fucking stopped at 99%, won't download the last percent.
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>>555767838
Are you in nj?
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>>555785135
I'm not blackmailing for nudes. I'd rather not have to register as a sex offender if I got caught somehow.
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>>555785181
Yeah. you're right. I hope everyone gets dick cancer instead. I've had a change of heart.
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>>555785278
no sir

>>555785124
at least it was bars and not coke
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What are you going to do OP?
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>>555785206
It's bogus, I saw it and deleted. She just got naked and sat on a bed off camera. Lame.
Now if you know anybody who can brute videos off younow, I can get best win ever.
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Text one of the guys from her phone and tell them where to put the cash. contact the authorities from a telephone booth right as they're dropping the cash. get the drop, stuff it away, and even if they catch you, the cops will be there in mere seconds.

BAM INSTANT CASH
if the cops search you for cash, you just let them know you were going to turn it in to them at the station.
if you lose the cash like that, you still get to be the guy who stopped a bunch of criminals.
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>>555785485
what the fuck do you mean?
>brute force off younow
that's not a fucking thing
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>>555785523
Holy fuck do not listen to this 12 year old faggot.
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>>555784879
you sound to be as much a degenerate as the two thieves
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>>555784471

Nah, I get the whole communication thing. How about the getting paid without getting your ass beat/arrested/whatever? Blackmail is very illegal.....and being blackmailed I can imagine very infuriating.
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>>555785743
To be more straight to the point - how are you doing a blind drop and not get caught?
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wheres the 10 min video??
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>>555784724
Depending on your demeanor there's several ways you can handle this. Since you're the cop calling type you should just hand it over and go back to tucking your wang between your legs. If you're a fair, you could offer a trade for damage to your car, your stuff and $200 for the phone and tell them to stay out of your neighborhood. If you're dominant you can demand a small cut per month of their take and if they short you you show the evidence to their victims. Or, if you're sinister you can get a few of the victims together and gang bang the girl in front of the dude in masks, cum down her throat, clean her up to avoid a rape kit detection and then turn the phone over to the cops and say you think he's abusing her (that way they throw the rape on him). Choice is yours
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Who knows how to root an android? I've tried a couple of tools so far and it didn't work due to the samsung KNOX on the phone. L520 running 4.2.2 jellybean

more stolen property
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>>555785485
There is a way using video id to download the past broadcast
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Did you ever stop to consider that maybe this isn't the theives phone and maybe the actual theives stole someone else's phone and simply dropped it ? And now you're posting this poor girls nudes and about to dox her and black male her for money even tho you have no idea who this phone belongs to or who the preps are ...
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>>555785896
haha noway xDDD
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>>555767838
What you do in this is first you get her contacts. Pretend its her and text her friends/family that u need money fast, but they need to leave it in a hidden place because police r looking for you. WHile that is being down, call the bf and tell him you are tired of injustice and robberies involving hard working citizens. They have a certain time to turn in some ransom money for the cell phone fileld with nudes and other shit. If they comply, you will turn in the phone to them. but you have already called the police before that luring the robber to the bait. Once u meet up, you will signal the police and cath the guy. u might get a reward o something and as you ae walikg home, pick up the cash from her friends who think you r on the run. then tell them remember the 5th of november hehe iduno fuck im listening to some wu tang and havent slept fukn tired af
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>>555785628
Sorry this was meant for you
>>555785967
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>>555785896
Tell me you didn't just goof and post your face in here
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>>555785997
tumblr pls
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>>555785896
Search youtube
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>>555786087
that is the burglar m8
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>>555786087
That's the boyfriends face,
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>>555767838
Seriously tho how do you know this is the theive's phone and not someone else's phone they ganked and are using ?
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>>555786087
nope I'm not the thief

>>555785997
ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH MAN? I have the phone, with all the proof

>>555786141
nah I'm not looking anymore if someone knows great, if not I don't care that much. but we could be getting her passwords for her accounts which is more valuable than me just resetting them and taking them over
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>>555785896
On XDA Developers forum in march they said that Kingo Android Root works for rooting.
>kingoapp DOT com
>forum DOT xda-developers DOT com SLASH showthread DOT php?t=2533867
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>>555786123
why would girl have pics of stolen stuff?

Did she meditate them into the physical realm?

learn2transcendbro
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>>555785894

Your last idea is utterly retarded, and your idea about the monthly cut is almost as equally retarded.

It's got to be a one time drop. If he drags it out over a few months, they'll tire of it and kill him, or get caught by the cops eventually, and throw OP under the bus with them. OP won't be able to explain why he sat on the information for 6 months, and will do a nice 2 year stint for extortion.

Go back to reddit
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>>555786348
kingo wouldn't work. its just a gui for a script that someone wrote. KNOX is preventing them from working, even though they say it shouldn't have KNOX on 4.2.2 but it definitely does.
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These must be some of the dumbest criminals ever. Who the fuck takes pictures of their crimes and then leave them on a phone, and then loses that fucking phone.

Whatever you're going to do OP, i'd do it soon. Because people that dumb are going to get caught pretty quickly.
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>>555786327
You should take like 1-3 picture of expensive items that werent actually stolen by them, hook phone to USB and change the date ,info, nad order of the image
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>>555786327
How is that proof ? Like who takes pictures of stolen shit ? Maybe she just sells stuff on craigslist or something ? Like this is the reason why we don't let the victim decide the punishment . You have no idea who's phone this is or in reality who broke into your car . You are going off circumstantial evidence . Unless you have a video of them breaking into your car you have no way of knowing .
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>>555783232
dont treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.

they don't deserve that money anyway, they didn't earn it. they're just paying op back for what he earned and they took, plus interest.


also, i feel kinda bad for you, op. the fact that you're here means you don't have cool enough bros that they'd help you out with this like watch your back. i know 5-6 people that i could tell about this and they'd help me without judging, asking for a cut, or even questioning it. you need better friends and family.
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>>555786585
There is this invention called exif.
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>>555786585
are you really libtarding my thread? I have their texts, their calls, their thieving pics and money pics after they pawn shit, googling the items and then searching for the closest pawn shops etc etc etc not to mention they left the phone in my car (registered to her dad, already doxxed parents too)

tl;dr fuck off libtard I'm not a piece of shit like they are and wouldn't post unless I were beyond sure. They left the phone on accident obviously when they were going through my car at 3am in the dark.
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>>555786487
try this
>forum DOT xda-developers DOT com SLASH showpost DOT php?p=52112707&postcount=16

or this
>forum DOT xda-developers DOT com SLASH showthread DOT php?t=2565758
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>>555786759
Look in their navigation and find their home address and dox them.
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>>555786694
the only way 2 men can keep a secret is if one of them is dead. i trust nobody with shit like this that can come back later on.
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Op, if you've been to college, you've probably taken orgo. Find some variety of nightshade, synthesize scopalamine. Organize drop, but have small burst of the powder go off. Tell the people now, while wearing a carpetry/surgical mask under hoody to get you all their cash. Now order to wash up and OD on heroin.

This thread: nubs
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So you're saying Op matched exif (also location data isn't stored in photos by default )data of all the photographs to locations of places where the stuff was stolen and compared the serial numbers of those stolen goods to the ones in the photograph to confirm they are the criminals ? And again you just aren't assuming that some chick got her phone stolen and that the pics of "allegedly " stolen goods aren't actually legit ?

How do you know the shit is stolen ? Like you're working with a lot of ifs and you want revenge I get that but make sure the barrel is pointed at the right target before you pull the trigger . Why don't you just let the cops sort it out ?
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>>555784879
Fuck off back to kfc Tyrone
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>>555786923
whatever you do come back to /b/ and let us know what happens
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>>555786487
Blackmail her:
Get her to pay a reason amount to a paypal.(or be safe and make multiple transaction with$)
Open a (PO)mail box, get all your shit fast ,close mail box

Open a mail box have her send $, then pick up when is safe. Later you can dead drop the phone somewhere or give it to the police.

Sexual favours are too risky
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>>555785451
fucking dumbasses, bars dont do shit when you snort them
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well this thread has gone to shit
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>>555786850
I saw those earlier. the 2nd link is the script that kingo uses.

if I follow through with the first one, will that keep all the stuff on the phone? I don't want to erase anything.
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>>555786759
Post the pics of them talking
About stealing shit then ?

Not just shit you are assuming they are stealing . I mean it seems pretty fucking dumb for someone to take pics of all the shit they steal ... Kinda hard to believe .
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>>555767838
Well done OP, you're a pretty cool non-faggot guy.
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>>555767838
I have no input, I just came here to say that it took me about 3 minutes to realize you were talking about thieves. I thought cops broke into a bunch of cars for that entire post.
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>>555786558
this, you can use this as a chance to commit some insurance fraud instead, hell insurance agencies are bigger thieves anyway
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Well whatever you do post follow up on /b/ don't leave me hanging bro
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>>555785997
Did you read the posts where there was pawn shops and prices googled?
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>>555787359
Hey liberal. Do you own a gun, and do you drive a prius? Also, when did you stop smoking pot?
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>>555787464
I'll try

>>555787403
I saw that post, insurance fraud isn't on my to-do list currently

>>555787359
you're still a faggot libtard. you're too soft on people, and you've likely been targeted in the past and will be again in the future by the thieves whose rights you seek to protect.
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>>555778707
>nobody is going to trace me to a broken ipod with previous owners

lol. NSA. lol
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ur gay lol
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>>555769259
damn she hot
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>>555784879

She has picks of weed, booze, and either coke or molly. Anyone who takes pictures of their drugs is a dumbass. Plus she can't be that desperate.
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>>555787737
I'm aware of their capabilities but there isn't much they can do. I've never used my throwaway devices, just keep them in storage for a rainy day. zero personal info has ever been on them much less transmitted. some have never been turned on in my city.
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>>555787491
Yea none of that is admissible in a court of law unless you can tie the items that were stolen to them directly ? Does O.o? have some sort of list of all the shit that was stolen in his neighborhood or something to make a comparison or ... Again is he just assuming they were googling how to sell fenced goods . Googling prices and pawn shops isn't illegal ? They're Mexican and so probably poor / infested with children . Maybe the chick got pregnant and they are selling all their shit for an abortion ? Or rent ? Who knows ?

How can you confirm and tie the stolen goods to them ?
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>>555786923
thats seriously sad man. I've got two uncles, to friends who I've known for so long we may as well be family, and a friend of the family that knew me since before I came out of my mother that I'd trust. Out of us, I'm the only one that hasn't done anything more illegal than stealing candy from convenience stores as a kid or smoking pot.

None of us would ever rat on the others, we're closer than mexican cartels claim to be. We're family.

You need a better family. Something funny to ease your saddening story.
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>>555767838
>" you broke into my car, stole my shit and left your phone behind, pay me the value of what you stole, and 1 night with your gf, when im done with her ill return the phone if not im handing the phone in to the police "

>get a group of mates with you incase he trys to pull anything.

>everyone wears a mask

>everyone has a go on her.

>take pics & video
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>>555787359

You seem to be making a rather massive assumption that these people are intelligent...

Remember, we're talking about people who commit petty theft for a living, and left behind a cell phone containing personal information while in the process of committing one of these crimes. The odds of them doing other stupid things is also pretty high then, I would guess.
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>>555787973
there's obviously more info that wouldn't mean anything to you since you're not in my situation with the phone in your hand. it's pretty fucking obvious. last response to you btw.
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>>555788192
clearly you don't live in the real world
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>>555786923
in line of thinking like that

>>555788192
ballgag and tell them shes a whore that stole from you.
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>>555787358
Yes. you get to keep the stuff
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>>555787692
Actually I saved my money and worked hard to move to a place where thieves and shit don't roam around freely and I lock my 50k car in a garage every night so I know it won't get stolen . Just saying if you're gonna fuck someone make sure you're fucking the right person . No one said anything about rights or liberal agenda or any of that shit so you're clearly pushing your own bias on that . Just haven't posted anything or shown me anything to make me believe that this phone wasn't also stolen from someone else and you might be inadvertently be fucking over an innocent person in the process of fucking up someone else's life who wronged you .
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>>555785523
pls go now
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>>555788352
welcome to /b new friend.
" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "
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>>555788192
actually given the circumstances it wouldn't be hard to catch her alone and explain the situation in return for the best night of her life, but yeah I'm not into the sex offender status thing
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>>555787973

It will give the police a metric fuckton of circumstantial evidence, at least enough for a search warrant. This will then likely result in stolen goods being found, which will virtually guarantee a conviction.

OP's blackmail thing is stupid, and he should really stop messing with the cellphone as it can affect it's value as evidence, but it's pretty likely that the cell belongs to one of the perpetrators from the information given.
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>>555771151
You can be charged with "Obstruction of justice" and that'll blackmail you into giving them your info on them.
Police suck don't they? Just negotiate a reward.
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>>555788502
also they seem like stupid punk ass kids, wont be hard for cops to get one of them talking, probably the girl
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>>555788502
I'm trying to write as little as possible to it, but I would like to root it and scan the memory for deleted files as well as get her passwords in plaintext so I can fuck with her account while she's in jail. but we all know the boyfriend will take the blame if it comes down to it, thats why blackmail for cash
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>>555788481
by not handing the phone in and going into her accounts youve already broken a few laws.

best thing to do really is to hand it into the police and say you found it under a car seat ( not a total lie), that as you dont know whos phone it is your guessing it belongs to whoever ever broke in.

from looking at the guys photos he seems to be the type the police will know.
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>>555788192

>blackmail
>rape
>fucktons of evidence of above

lolololol fucking retards
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>>555788481
Dont forget to turn off gps / log out so they use 'find my iphone' app
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>>555788612

yep reward money is the real plan, but I'm still posting them on thedirty with their stolen prizes, hopefully the rightful owners will see it
>>555788942
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>>555767838
>the cops came to my area looking for some thieves, they broke into cars
>let's find and imprison thieves by breaking into other people's cars
What retarded country do you live in?
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>>555788942
see >>555788475
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>>555788502
I agree that giving the cops the cellphone so they can catch the theives and use their resources to apprehend and return your stolen goods makes more sense then fucking over someone by trying to blackmail them (in the stupidest way possible) . At this point he's tampering with evidence which if
Turned over could catch him a charge and at worse get the two thieves to walk free . Especially now that he's talking about blackmailing people and shit .

Secondly what's to stop them from killing
You at the drop location ? It's not like they can't wait for you to go there to pick up cash and then just murder the shit out of you ? Or just flat out ignore you ? Even if you go to the cops with your evidence after you've blackmailed them how is that gonna make you look to the police ?

>OP is just as dumb as the two beaners that took his shit .
>get called a liberatard (must be redneck for jealous of intellect ) for coming up with a possible scenario where that phone might not even be the theives phone

What would be ironic is after all this shit Op gets arrested for tampering with evidence , black mail and obstruction of justice and gets put in the same cell with the fucker that stole his shit .
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>>555789464

Agreed, these are people who commit petty thefts for a living, it's not like they'll have more than a couple thousand dollars. Even looking at this purely from a risk/reward standpoint, there's no way it's worth risking getting the shit beat out of you or legal consequences for that little money.

Getting charged for evidence related stuff sounds pretty unlikely though, since people do stupid things with evidence all the time. He'd just have to claim that he was trying to find out who owned the phone, so he looked through some stuff.
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that chick is def high in the video but her ass is nice just fuck her broo
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>>555789846
Depends on the state of mind of the da and if word of OP's little black mail scheme reaches the police . Cops really hate it when people try to do their jobs for them.
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>>555786437
Never said they were good ideas just options lol. And again, that's why I said dominant. If you don't look like you'll pose a threat then they'll rob you but if you have your own gun and can fight etc. it won't be worth it to them. Plus I highly doubt hardcore murders would be stuck doing such petty level crime when they could make much more ripping off gangs, drug dealers/growers or being hitmen. And the evidence never expires to the victims.
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Or you could, you know, just shoot them after the drop.

Protip: most murders go unsolved.
Do you really think cops give a shit?

>my dad was a cop
>no shits given

At this point you've already tampered with evidence. Don't give them the phone, just give the police pictures anonymously along with the phone number. Destroy the phone. Destroy the phone.
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>>555789846
>>555789464
This.
They don't appear like the type of people you could do an honest deal with. The whole risk reward component would deter me from this. People like this probably wont come up with the money anyway OP. They take photos of their $20 bills cos rappers do it for entertainment and to brag. They just scream 'petty amateur drug habit thieves', been in the game 2 weeks or something.
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>>555788325
Is the longer vid better?
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>>555789464
see my previous post >>555789042

I'm not stupid enough to get on b and report my future felony, who knows how many people already logged my proxy ip or tried to report me. betards gonna betard
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>>555790836
please dump more of her
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>>555790416
didn't know it was evidence until i already went through it m8, no tampering done
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>>555777935
this is beautiful
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>>555790820
yes but unless you really like her it's not worth downloading if your connection sucks
>>555790926
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>>555791265
My connection is capable. Link?
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>>555775610
Is that apic of her having a dump ? Hawt
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>>555785451
>bars not coke
>SNORTING BARS
that's so much worse. These retards deserve to go to jail. They're wasting all those bars, they're not even snortable.
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>>555791265
Bump bump for longer vid!
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>>555777771
>rolling with swishers
this bitch and her dude are fucking pleb
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>>555792113
Haha well they are thieves who are also parents who also do drugs...
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bumping for longer vid
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this is fucking karma that this bitch dropped her phone in your car !!! just fuck with her DO NOT try and blackmail man its NOT worth it. The saw phone call would be awesome or just call her boyfriend and say yo wheres she at i got the AIDs and I gotta let her know haha.. blackmail could = death, beating , jail do not attempt
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>>555792424
the 3min was the long one. there's a really short one earlier up there
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>>555792784
Can someone just convert them to webm and post here?
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I have a good idea, just fucking turn them in. Police might give you a slight reward, which is better than getting your ass potentially kicked.
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bitch ass cunt wears a fucking cross, disrespects her mother who sounds like she tried to do so much for her daughter. these thieves, i know all too well. used to be in that crowd. the thing is, all these new thieves arent honorable. they arent real thieves. theyre little highschool dropouts who dont know what a condom is. they are little faggots trying to be hard because all their friends think lil wayne is cool. so they resort to stealing and other shit to be all cool and gangster, and when someone tells them they are doing wrong they retaliate by talking about some bullshit about how they are oppressed. they aint real for shit, stealing others hard earned shit. ill steal shit, but ima steal from a fucking thief, not my neighbor who busts his ass for $7 an hour to feed his kid.

god damn this is the kind of shit i hate my generation for. they think hurting other people like this makes them cool and acceptable because everyones so goddamned brainwashed because of the shit culture that has developed since 2000. i got black friends and i love rap, however; everyone wants to be an ignorant black. because of rap. because of the shitty rap thats being blasted around the country. i know these people just by looking at their faces. they arent quite scum because theyre too stupid to realize how fucking brainwashed they are.
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Got any of her pussy?
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>>555792352
refer to>>555793635

its my rant and will probably explain why im responding with this:

the weed is cool and all, but they got lines ready to go. do coke once in a blue moon. i do cook once in a blue moon because im in college. i dont have a kid yet. you should eventually get the parents fucked up with the law after you extort them. save that kid from having retards raise it.

little privileged assholes think they need to resort to stealing
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>>555794058
mixed up ID's.
OP should save that kid man, he will end up doing the same shit as his parents
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>>555777777
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>>555768170

Force her to fuck a dog, post the video and then turn her in anyway.
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>>555794058
I agree with you man they're not stealing because they're hungry they just want to be "about that life".

I wish the could would get taken away but you know it goes the guy will take the rap and she'll either wait for him and cheat the whole time or just flat out leave him with his dick in his hand. either way she's not going to jail unless she's stupid enough to confess.
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>>555767838
>>555777771

you see this people? when you give to the brotherhood, the brotherhood gives back. check my quints
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>>555794058
The thing is they're not snorting coke, they're snorting xanax bars. Which are not even active when snorted. Just goes to show how fuckin retarded these scumbags are.
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Hey OP, I've skimmed through the thread (very interesting subject matter, so it's understandable it's become such a big one!) and I guess my advice would just be 'don't risk it', as far as blackmail goes.

I completely understand wanting to find out more about them, and I'd probably have looked through pictures/messages/etc. in your situation, but I'd say quit while you're ahead. Either aim for some reward money from the police or just hand it in anonymously as others have suggested.

All very moralfaggy things to say, I'm aware, and ultimately I don't know enough about the situation to make a full judgement call. I guess just generally I'm saying be careful about getting on the wrong side of criminals/two wrongs don't make a right.
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>>555794894
The last number is a 1 not a 7. Lurk moar newfag.
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>>555795503
the fuck people do bars for anyway? idk, i was never a pill popper. thats retarded, way way retarded trying to snort the shit in that amount.
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>>555795714
>says the newfriend
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>>555767838
Did you think that they may remember in wich car she has dropped the phone or at least in wich street ? So if you car was parked near your house they can just hang auround until they know who you are ?
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>>555794894
based OP.
if i lived where you live id fuckin help you get more dirt on these fuckheads
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>>555795714
You fucking Idiot.... How about you look at the 5 7's in front of the 1?
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>>555767838
Turn the phone into the cops after uploading her nudes on /b/. You get the joy of posting a criminal sluts nudes and the slut goes to jail where she belongs.
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>>555795875
where were you when op was kill?
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>>555795875

They were probably high as fuck and barely even remember what they were doing in their whacked out tard haze.
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>>555789163
>thieves broke into cars, cops came looking for them
OP had mediocre phrasing, but what retarded country did you learn English in?
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make a decision!!!! and then let us know
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>>555777777
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you want to fuck them? try using the long dick of the law. you also have a lawsuit in small claims court probably. and make insurance claims for your car. they will be fucked.
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>>555788087
>life story
What the fuck man
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>>555767838
Just give it to the cops and watch as their child is taken away from them, then keep track of the kid, and when he grow up, send him the pics and vids you got.its a long ass shit but it will be good lolz
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>>555796337
you can never be too careful. thats how you get caught slippin CH7OPy8F
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So no pussy pics OP?
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>>555797349
he uploaded video fgt
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>>555797427
Can't watch the shit on my phone right now faggot
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any more nudes op
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>>555797520
stop watching shit and download a video
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surely that isn't the only sex tape, she must've kept recording after he pissed

jesus
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>>555797607
Faggot response
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>>555797667
i could not agree more .... more videos or pussy pics please OP
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