*cough*

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>>555686917
*fart*
Jesus Christ, Marie. Hold yerr ass.

>>555687491
S-sorry.

I HAVE AUTISIM!

>>555687752

*looks up*

*looks back down at readers digest*

>>555686917
hi my name is paula whats yours?

>>555687752
*grabs by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF???

*sneeze*

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why am I here?
who ARE you guys ?!?

*drops phone on floor*

*crosses legs*

*Walks in with young girl*
This isn't my daughter

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>>555686917
*pretends to read magazine*

>accidently drop lunchbox
>moms spaghetti

>>555688003
y-ya you too.

>streams gay porn on phone

>>555688093
Lemme help you with that, mate.

>>555688035
>>555687752
*looks up*

*looks down at blank phone screen*

>>555688003
"I don't know why I'm here Paula"

*stares blankly at Paula for several minutes*

*sits on phone looking at the homescreen because no wifi available*

Anon Smith, we'll see you now. This way to our prostate exam room

>>555686917
'excuse me, is this place taken?'

*continues reading book*

*whips out dick, begins fapping*
...what?

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>>555688321
No, go right ahead.

*Look up at camera, then down at the gun on the cop next to me*

*awkward staredown

Is that a plane outside coming towards us?

What floor is this room again?

>>555688162
hi i am paula and i work at the fbi unhand that child!!

>>555686917
*accidental eye contact and quickly look in another direction*

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THIS IS CETI CLINIC FIVE!

>>555688278
T-Thanks

*comes up to the closest person to the door*

Hello. Do you wanna see my penis please?

*cough cough*
*walks in*
*No seats*
*Takes out phone and pretends to text*

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>>555688478

>mfw i look back

>>555688448
OH SHEEEEI-

no we are on the 3rd floor

>>555686917
What the hell does an old man have to do to get some attention in here!? WHAT THE HELL IN GODS NAME IS GOING ON? IS THAT A FUCKING FAG? THEY SHOULDN'T ALLOW THEM IN HERE, NORMAL PEOPLE MIGHT CATCH THEIR FAGGOT AIDS.

>>555686917
*reads magazine*

>>555688436
I LEFT MY FAAAVORITE CASSETTE IN THE ESCAPE CAR

*stands in the middle of the room*

*starts scrolling through the settings on my phone*

*does silent but violent fart*
*looks around for who done fart*

You live around here often?

>>555688274
>leans over and looks on your phone
>leans back to my seat and continues reading magazine

h-hey man mind if i sit here?

*Sniffs a bit too loud*

>>555688723
no, no..

>>555688581
We'll see you Old Man Anon. Follow me and we'll begin your assisted euthenasia shortly

*takes a shit in the middle of the room then smears it all over the walls*

*pulls out phone and proceeds to watch porn with the volume on high*

*Start to slowly and discretly masturbate the 10 year old daughter of the guy below me*

>>555688678
I am from up North...what about you?

>>555688471
..n-no. why would I do that

>>555688035
*teleports behind you*
*unsheaths katana*
"Nothing personal, Kid"

*masturbates*

*Ahem* Nice weather today

"OP, the doctor is ready to remove that object from your rectum"

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>>555688745
Bless you.

>>555688723

*Pretends to be asleep*

>>555687752
We're ready for your sperm donation, Anon!

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>>555686917
>need to look busy
>pull out phone
>no texts
>an email from SportsClips or some other unimportant place
>pull up phone 4chan app
>a giant picture of Chloe Moretz in underwear appears on my giant Note 2 screen
>chuckle uncomfortably and close it
>play 2048
>lose faster than usual because I assume people are watching me (they aren't)
>do Shortyz crosswords
>can't think of any answers
>repeat this cycle

*sniff*

*lowers volume on headphones*
*clears throat as silently as possible*

*fighting back a sneeze*

*sneeze louder because of it*

S-sorry

*Sneezes loudly*
*Grumble* my wife better have my fucking NyQuil when I get home.

/quietly puts a coat over my lap as i jerk off/

*nervously swipes smartphone screen left and right while pretending to be doing something*

>>555688829
*watches intently, shit in hand*

>>555688879
It's "personnel", amateur.

*lights up a cigarette*

>>555688780
*sits remaining eye contact the entire time*
Thanks

>>555686917
>morbidly obese womans phone rings to the at&t jingle, cant find it in massive purse for a good 15 seconds

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*tug on the inside of my pants while stretching my legs to defuse a front wedgie*

*spread legs because balls are sticking*

*clears throat and stands up to go to water cooler, squeezing between legs and a coffee table, shoving crotch into everyone's face*

*bend the interior of the paper dixie cup so i have to hold it with both hands*

*spend as much time as possible standing so i don't have to go back like a weirdo*

*just keep standing by water cooler*

>>555688853
No I'm not, but let me ask you, If I'm traveling at the speed of light in a car, and I turn my headlights. what happens?

>>555688940
T-thanks, I guess.

>>555688984
fuck you and your gif

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who wants a drink up in this bitch ?!

>>555689120
Sir, no smoking in the waiting room. I'm going to have to ask you to put that out or leave. Thank you

*tries to open a bag of potato chips*

>>555689000
psst... Hey, buddy.

neeeeeeewfaaaaaag

*humming the tune to don't stop believing*

>>555688868
because i asked and you should do it
please

pulls down pants and ejaculate on floor to assert my alpha dominance

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clicks

*awkwardly head to the bathroom*

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>>555688829

thats no ten year old daughter... thats just an actor! there are cameras, here, here, here.

wuold you like to take a seat mr. anon?

>>555689174
you can see the road easier

>>555689261
Mumbles* Just a city bot...

>>555689120
"SIR, YOU ARE DEEPLY OFFENSIVE AND DISGUSTING. YOU ARE KILLING EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WITH THOSE FOUL CANCER STICKS"

>>555686917

*Cough*

>Pulls dick out

>>555688853
Sir, your daughter is making sexualy pleased noices.

>>555688793
Get your faggot hands off me. I'm sure you're with them spouting out your fancy words, I just want some one to look at this oozing skin rash on my balls and I don't want no faggot to be touching me.
I mean look at those two
>>555688546

*check how many cigarettes are left in the pack*

The level of autism in this thread is so high I feel like this might have actually happened and we are listening to op monologue through a ton of proxies

>>555686917

*Starts spurting cum everywhere.*

>>555688424
*sits down looking at the ground to avoid possible eyecontact*

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What line am I in? /whispers to people next to me

>crosses legs infront of him and clearly tightens them up to hold a fart in her ass cheeks
>relaxes after a few secinds

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*random loli sits on my lap*

>>555689342
born and raised in south detroit...

*turns his attention away from phone to take a quick look around the room*

*points at ceiling*
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SPIDER

*reads a loli doujin*

>>555689227
i'm not a drinker, thanks anyway ill stick to sterilized water

>>555689337
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

>>555689232
*puts out cigarette*

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WIIIIILLLLLLSSOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

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*doctor calls my name and three people stand up*
o-oh i'll just-... i... ok

>>555689257

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

*sits back down*

*coughs*

>>555689459
*with growing intensity* He took the midnight train going aaannnyyy where...

>>555689278
*takes a drink*

>>555689265
She's mine now
*Grabs girls inner thigh*

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>>555689440
>mfw changed gender halfway through fart

>>555689589
faggot weebo

>>555689594
A SINGER IN A SMOKEY ROOM
THE SMELL OF WINE AND CHEAP PERFUME

*sneezes 4 times woithout a pause* oh bless me

>>555689057
lol

>>555686917
Alluh ackbar!

*pulls out phone*
*starts shitposting on /pol/ next to a nigger*

>>555689594
"Shush!"

>>555686917
WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG IF DAMN NIGGERS WEREN'T RUNNING THE PLACE! YEA, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, SHANEQUIA THE RECEPTIONIST!

>>555689319
I AM WITNESS

>>555689730
I'M RUNNING OFF THE RAILS
ON THE CRAZY TRAIN!!!!

>>555689350
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY FREEDUM TO DO WHATEVER I WANT UNLESS ITS AGAINST THE LAW AND SMOKING ISNT U DUMB CUNT IM LAWYER STUDENT 2ND SEMESTER TRY TO AGRUE WITH ME FEMNAZI SLUT.

*proceeds to reach into bag for suspicious item*

>'everyone still talking, good'

>>555689730
FOR A SMILE THEY CAN-
*Nurse walks in*
YOU TWO NEED TO STOP OR I'M CONTACTING SECURITY.
O-okay...

>>555688984
>sportsclips

my neighbour is an owner of a few of those...

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>>555689513
wet is a matter of perspective anyway, aren't we the wet ones to fish?

>>555689774

*slaps*

>>555689731
"could you not?"

>>555689459
>>555689342
>>555689594
>>555689730

>>555689261
Sirs, I'm going to have to ask you to not hum or sing. It may disrupt the other clients. Thank you
>>555689358
Sir, I assure you that I am not a faggot. Also, it appears one of your testies just popped off.
>>555689531
Sir, please don't

>>555689924
man that's deep,

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>>555689483
All hail the queen

Uh, excuse me, nurse? Would you uh, direct me to the water bubbler?

>>555689319
Sir, I have sexually pleased your ten year old actor. I should be let go. I will claim her scent for my jar first.

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>>555689958
*grabs the nurse by the shoulders*
FOR A SMILE THEY CAN SHARE THE NIGHT
IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

>>555689409
*pretends to not know english*

*Looks around uncomfortably*
*Takes up my phone, flips through tabs*
>I have nothing here what the fuck am i doing
*Sweating intensifies*

>>555689486
in a loud voice:
"YOU LIKE MANGA TOO? I'M A MANGA FAN MYSELF. WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE NARUTO OR SASUKE?"

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

>>555689731
>>555689941
if someone could give me a tissue that would be great….

*pull out glock 9 from carry bag*


ALLLLLLLLRIGHT ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS
THIS IS A STICK UP. NOBODY MOVE AND YOU WON'T GET HURT. DON'T BE A FUCKIN HERO

*whispers to the guy right to him without looking at him*
'do you know that feeling of diarherra when it doesnt hurt and only flush? im here cuze i cant experience this anymore since a couple of months'

*awkward silence

*Starts to masturbate

>>555690348
*mutters to self* shut the fuck up

*Pulls out e-cig and takes a couple of drags*

*looks to small boy* Ever seen the inside of a Turkish prison?

>>555690365
Here you go. *Hands denny's napkin.

>>555690396

*Screams from the back of the line*

>KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT

*soft mumbling about jews*

>>555690325
*Accidentaly opens porn, quickly hides it again*

>>555689440
Sirma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to stop changing genders. It's startling some of our other patients. Thank you
>>555690123
To get to the water bubbler, go straight down that hall and take a left. You can't miss it!
>>555690365
There's a tissue box on the table, sir.
>>555690364
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW. Sir. CAW

"No...no...not the voices again...I don't want to hurt these friendly people...I don't want to hurt them...Please make the voices stop..."

>>555689884
"THIS MAN IS ASSAULTING AND RAPING ME! CALL THE POLICE! HELP HELP!"

>>555689889
*takes this as a challenge to duel*
*pulls out gun*

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ES ESTA LA LÍNEA DE INMIGRACIÓN?

>>555690517
*shoots this cunt in the face*

LET THAT BE AN EXAMPLE.

>>555690493

So Anon, what flavour is it?

*unzips dick*

>>555690396
Toby did you forget your pills again?
>Puts the downie back in his seat and takes away his bb gun

>>555690396
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

>>555690493
"EW DISGUSTING My CHILD is in the room, those things could contain harmful chemicals and aren't fully tested yet, put it away at once or i'll call my husband to beat your ass."

>>555690569
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

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(internally crying)

*clears throat*
-Excuse me, but, eh... Does anyone know where exactly are we?. As strange as it may seem I don't remember getting in here.

>>555690348
"Fuck off, faggot."

*puts doujin away*
*stares at a loli on the other side of the room*

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>>555690074
isn't this the waiting room for the philosophy conference?

>>555690691
*backs the fuck off*

>>555690601
*dives behind the front desk*

>>555690674

* is ded*

*looks at a used tissue*

How can one distinguish between cum and white nasal mucus?
They're both very protein-based so... yeah...

>>555690365
Here, I have one. Already used tho.

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ITT: God tier animes.

>>555690767
You know... I don't remember either...
Hey *Hails nurse* What's going on here, toots?

>>555690691
wow you have a zipper on your dick?! me too!

>>555690735
*out loud*
Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch. They contain five, very well tested, chemicals at the most.

Jesus Christ, people like you should just die.

>>555690845

*begins to masturbate*

>>555690712
>>555690712
>"He was a distraction.." You hear
>?! You turn around as a blinding flash hits you, causing a huge explosion taking out 40% of these faggots as you dash out of the smoke with a missing arm
>"Not quick enough" I say teleporting behind you with my 1 molecule thick katana and cutting you and space in half

>>555690753
*Stands up and begins flapping arms like wings*
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

>>555690396
"'scuse me man, let me just."
>Approaches from behind and takes gun
>BLAM!
Shoots >>555690571 directly in the temple.
>Blood splatters on >>555689798 and>>555689536

>Hands gun back.
"Carry on."

>>555690581
Ma'am, can you please keep it down. You're disturbing the other patients. Thank you.
>>555690753
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW, Sir. CAW CAW CAW. CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW. Thank you, sir.
>>555690396
Excuse me sir, can I get you a silencer for that gun? The noise is disturbing the other patients.

>>555690687
Regular, want a hit?

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>>555690773
Are you looking at me? *blush*

*sniff*
Does anyone else smell...onions?
*go up to receptionist to complain about odor*
>excuse me ma'am can you please spray some frebreeze to get rid of that smell?
>The receptionist looks up from desk
>it's shrek
>it's all ogre now

>>555690712

son of a bitch. and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids.

>>555690767
*shoves dick in throat*

>>555691079
*dies and shits violent diarrhea all over ur shoe*

..y-you too

>>555690581
>*pops boner*
>*entire male audience pops boner aswell*
>'im sorry miss, i didnt want you to feel uncomfortable'
>my urge to rape is succesfully fullfilled
>whole male audience ejaculates buckets
>all womens in the room feel opressed

>>555686917
> internal monolog
> holy christ I have to shit
> I keep farting and it smells so bad
> Why the fuck is there only one bathroom?
> HURRY THE FUCK UP IN THERE I'M GOING TO SHIT MT PANTS
*shifts uncomfortably in chair and sighs*

>>555690767
*rubs eyes*
Y-You're right. I remembered going to bed last night and now I'm here.

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This isn't a waiting room, time has stopped, so you can't possibly be waiting for somthing because nothing is happening!

>>555690817
might be, let me ask you though, How much deeper do you think the ocean would be if there weren't any sea sponges.

so did you see the game last night?

>>555691210

*Takes out a e cig out of my own pockets*

No thanks, I only smoke whiskey. So how long since you quit smoking anon?

"dad you want some twizzlers?"
"no"
"c'mon they're really good!"
"no!"
"just have some!"
"NO!"
"but dad, they're low fat!"
"BUTTFUUUCK!"

*walks in* excuse me but has anyone see my son? he's mentally retarded and likes to show people his dick… sorry about that

God, WHO THE FUCK IS DR.SHRETER WORKING ON? A FUCKING TUMBLR USER?

>>555691148
*Starts running around the room flapping arms in a flying motion*
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

>>555690872
*shoots gun*
*flag with 'BANG!' written on it comes out*

>>555691228
[rapes internally]

>>555691454
depends on if you rinse them out first IMO

>>555691392
>>555690767
>>555690916
Excuse me sirs, please do not question how or why you are here. It disturbs *HIM*. Thank you

Calling Anon Johnson, the doctor will see you now.

>>555691489

1 week, you?

>>555691392
Hey! NURSE, WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?

>>555690767
Yeah why are we here? This isn't my psychiatrist's office.

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>>555691689
stands up
>mfw when privately insured white cis male masterrace

>>555691525
CAW CAW CAW. We'll see you now. Please follow nurse Robin down that hallway.
>>555691751
>>555691791
Please do not question it, anons. Thank you.

>>555691525
>>555691158
Would you please shut him up?

>>555691726

Actually I cant remember how long ago, pretty sure its somewhere around 3 months. So do you hate Jews aswell anon?

>>555690767
>>555690916
>>555691392
*TV turns on*
>Hello I'd like to play a game

I would pay to see this thread adapted as an M Night Shalamalamadingdong film.

>>555692006
*Continues to flap arms and walks towards the door* Thank you. CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

>>555691791
OP obviously brought us all here to see what we would do on a socially awkward situation.

I think we all took the appropriate actions

>>555689958
Good lord, MY BAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!! HELP ME; MY BAAAALLL HAS COME OFF! IT WAS YOU>>555689351
YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT YOU BLACK DICK PROBABLY SPREAD AIDS TO MAY BALL AND THAT'S WHY IT FELL OFF.
SOME ONE HEEEELLLP.
*start slowly turning into a zombie*

>>555692156
It's already in preproduction

>>555692332
Reading a loli rape doujin and calling out a dumb bitch is appropriate? Cool.

>>555692115
who doesn't do in this day and age

>>555686917
*starts counting from grapefruit to potato*

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>>555690916
This is ridiculous...
*crosses the room and opens the door*
*enters another waiting room*
>tfw the same waiting room
What the hell...
*Twilight Zone intro goes in*

>>555689015
I heard you boy.
Wanna get some syrup?

*Walks in* Niggers!!!

>>555692526

I like you, hey I am going to the bathroom right now. Would you like to join me? *wink*

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So I'm about to get a massage from my dads, any one want to come? They'll rub out any part of you. Any part...

>>555692552
No... how am I going to see my wife and get her to sign the divorce papers... SHELIA, I KNOW YOU'RE BEHIND THIS!

>>555692552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kmu3tkvPiA

>>555686917
*plays 2DS in public*

>>555688080
gå nu af, Lars..
du har været på den post længen ok

>>555692952
Fucking fag.

>>555686917
*makes a waiting room thread on 4chan*

>wears favorite kkk uniform
>walks in
>niggers everywhere

>>555692346
Excuse me sir, i'm going to have to ask you to not turn into a zombie in the waiting room. It might panic the other patients. Thank you.
>>555691514
Dr. Shreter will see you now, Anon. Sorry about the hold up. He was aborting a child of a tumblr user. You know how they can be!

*random flash mob of 10 people in trench coats stand up and start singing*
>*rick roll into song starts*
> YOU NO STANGER TO LOVE
>YOU KNOW THE ROLLS AND SO DO I
>YOUR NEVER GONNA GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY
>I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW I FEEL
> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
>NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
>NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
>AND HURT YOU

*Sits* Niggerspics! Get fucked!

>>555692952
*mutters*
Get a 3DS you faggot

>>555692952
*Looks over your shoulder*
*heavy breathing* What'cha playing..?

*Scratches balls*

>>555686917
*walk into waiting room*
*urine sample in hand because cabinet was locked*
*awkwardly drop it onto the floor*
*leave*
*die from prostate cancer two weeks later*

>>555692750

yes let's go

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*holds in coughs*

>>555693169
Excuse me sirs and ma'ams, I'm going to have to ask you not to flash mob in the waiting you. Thank you.
>>555693151
You're late, Doctor!

*submits this thread to archive*

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OIOI connectcast.tv/fritzficker

>>555693220
I saw that.

>>555693152
O-okay then... T-thanks.

*sits down and beings to draw in a note book.*

>>555693295
*already in bathroom*
*hides*
*whips out camera*

Shitting dicknipples!! *Spasms, hitting the closest person*

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*puts on headphones*

*takes headphones off because nervous other people can hear*

*no music is leaking*

*listenings to headphones for 5 seconds*

*CRAWLING IN MY SKIN*

*Takes headphones off and checks if nobody can hear again*

*Puts headphones back on*

*Takes headphones back off*

*Puts headphones back on

*PAAAAAIN IS HOW*

*Takes headphones off*

*Leaves them off*

*Stares at floor*

>>555693295

> Is actually a trap

*Takes of blonde wig*

>Is actually undercover FBI agent named Mark

Anon! You are under arrest, you computer and its content will be seized. We know the shit you have been pulling of you are going to prison you sick fuck.

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>>555693648
*quickly retracts hand, scratches my neck and looks around nervously*

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>be sandnigger father
>yell at my two children in strange, ancient language

>>555692542
Excuse me Nigger Anon, your insurance was declined. Can you verify the information you've provided? Thank you.

There's currently a problem with our computers... Can any anons help us? We're trying to move appointments along as quick as possible
>>555693928
Can you keep it down, Anon. Your music is disturbing other anons. Thank you.

>>555693152
You should respect your elders more, I'm going to die soon, let me turn into a damn zombie if I wan to.

>>555693876

*starts to piss on all the toilet paper*

>>555693683
Oh, you're an artist?
Could you draw me? I want to see how good you are. :D

*shit starts leaking from my track pants*

*comes out from consultation room with secretary*
ok, who is next?
*adjust balls*

*severe fucking scream from doctor's room who you are seeing next*

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*comes in reeking of pot, eyes are also bloodshot red*

>>555694296
HELP ME!!!

>>555694197
This...was not what I expected...
*takes 10 pictures*

>>555694302
There is always one edgy teenager.

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*sweating intensifies*

>>555686917
Excuse me, are you reading that "Field and Stream" magazine?

>>555694046
*Gets up to use the restroom*
Mom: "Anon, why do you walk like that?"

KILL THE JEWS! *Spasm* KILL ALL THE JEWS!

>>555694606
OCCUPIED!

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>>555694280
I believe it's time for Sandnigger Anon's (>>555694082) appointment, sir. Would you like to skip him?

>I'm standing in the middle of the group
>everyone is chatting around me
>suddenly I'm like, so...
>silence as everyone awaits my long anticipated first contribution to the conversation
I think I'd better leave.

>>555694827
Huluhuluhu no understando inglisho

>>555689000

Holy trips check those shits...

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*comes in wearing scrubs and cleats*

*slowly exits after completing appointment* CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

>>555694381
*whispers in your ear*
kiiiiikkke

>>555686917
*cracks open a can of mountain dew*

>>555691637
If a tree falls in the woods and no human being is there, can the animals still hear it?

so does anyone have a screenshot of the 555555555 post?

Nurse, I'm here for WHORE JEW!! ...My prescription...

>>555695619

dubs disabled so there was no >555555555

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>>555695619

>>555695456
the entire room turns to face you

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>>555695318
FUCK ITS SQUADRON HAWK
KILL IT BEFORE MORE ANSWER ITS CALL
FUCK
SWORDS

>>555695318
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW. Please come again, sir!
>>555695101
I'm sorryo sir. I'm afraid we've overbooked for today. You'll have to come back on another day-o.
>>555694606
Excuse me, Anon's Mom, can you come up to the desk. I need to ask a few more questions. Why do you think Anon is addicted to sex? Also, what color would you like his permanate chastity device to be? Your insurance covers Black, silver, pink, purple, and green. Thank you

>>555695815


*whispers* Surely that Anon must be MLG at COD ghosts?

>>555695523
*ear rapes anon*

Yes animals do hear the sound

>>555695989
*before exiting the waiting room turns to face the entire room* CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

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>>555694584
Dude, I'm 32 *snickers*

*cracks knuckles*
*starts tapping foot*
*heavy sigh*
*looks at clock*

>>555695989
Nurse... I really need those pills, the WHORESPICJEWS! The spasms and outbursts are getting worse

>Loudly sneezes and a bucket worth of fucking mucus slips out the nose onto my neckbeard

what kind of doctor is this? He seems to be turning people into birds.

*holds in farts*

*front of pants looks like boner, adjust pants so it don't have the lump

*haven't sleep very well, almost nod of to sleep, get startled and mutter something that makes no sense* *open eyes wide and look around

>>555555556

>>555696339
Omfg I'm 32 too! 33 this month though.
*cough*

>>555696712
*chuckles to self*

>>555696208
>you know animas hear
>you must be animal
>only animal that can to some degree write is niggers
>therefor you are a nigger

Get the fuck out.

>>555694813

SOMEONES IN HERE

*knocks again cause didn't hear

BE RIGHT OUT

>>555696575
*Whispers*
Relax, let me see what you got in them pockets..