Hey /b/ can you watch my chocolate milk while I make a sandwhich?

>>555599856
No deal.

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>>555599856
I was thirsty.

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>>555599856
no fuck you

>>555600284
t-there's still a little left...

>>555600284
You know couldve drank some water man.

>>555600284
dick move..

>>555599856
Who the fuck drinks chocolate milk? What are you. a baby?

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>>555600284
Don't worry guys I fixed it

>>555600732
>implying chocolate milk is only for teens and adolescents

>>555600832
Wow thanks anon. Thatll go great with the sandwhich in making. Just dont let anyone spill it or drink it.

>>555600832
H-hey can i have a sip bro?

>>555600732
>being this worried about what other people think of him
You're a gay.

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>>555600919
You don't get a body like this by drinking baby milk, kid

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>>555601025
Touch it and I'll wipe you out like USA wiped out Hiroshima

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oh shit i'm sorry

>>555601423
Why did you cum on the floor

>>555601238
That poor guy.
You can tell he genuinely thinks his 4/10 genetics are acceptable.

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>>555601423
You have done it now cunt. You will be wiped the fuck out, it'll be USA wiping out Hiroshima and Nagasaki all over again. Except instead your getting wipe out. Mark my fucking words cunt, you will get the ultimate slashing. A slashing so fucking deep it'll cause a nuclear explosion. Just you fucking wait you piece of shit.

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>>555601645
Aight, let's see your skinny and pale loser body then

>>555602581
/b/'s seen some shit but they couldn't handle the rippling whirlpool of stretchmarks that is my torso.