Rate my dating history /b/

Obviously more but these are most notable I guess. Feel free to post your own.

>>555591762
theyre above avarage, lucky you

Its a bit weird that you remember your first kiss though, if you are a guy

>>555592037
I mean she was like my first girlfriend so it kinda went hand and hand I guess?

>>555591762
christ why did you stick with her for 2 years? you went from 7s to a goddamn 4
>she better have had dat ass nigger

>>555591762
Current gf looks like she'd be akeeper.

She's fucking adorable OP, keep her

>>555591762
I dont what that thing was that you dated for 2 yrs but everything else looks guud

>>555592235
I have no clue she was such a cunt. Sticking through it was better than being alone maybe. Current gf has unbelievable dat ass.

>>555592221

>hand and hand

mfw

>>555592327
No doubt. I wouldn't be surprised if we end up getting married tbh. She's perfect.

>>555592463
nigga, you went full beta sticking with the 4 when she was a cunt, but you redeemed yourself with the current. you best tax that ass for days nigger

>>555592615
Yeah idk everyone else disagreed but I always found her really attractive. Rammed that ass twice today. She's leaving for cali for a month in a few hours so had to get in as much as possible.

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>>555591762
OP, got more of First Kiss girl?

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>>555592995
Tried to find pics from prom in case people asked for proof but I think she deleted them. It was like 7 years ago.

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>>555591762
You're third ex looks like my fiancé except she probably didn't have my child

you've downgraded over the years anon

>>555593291
Which one? I'm not seeing it. Also congrats!

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>>555593280
Nice, got moar? I believe you BTW, why shoudn't I?

Why did you break up?

>>555592037
How do you not?

You peaked at losing your virginity, good job I guess

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>>555593602
Yeah I just wanted to have pics of me with each of them on hand in case some nigger asked. Uhh mostly because it was freshman year of high school and no car so I couldn't visit her enough.

>>555593890

See>>555591884

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>>555594075
damn that sucks ass. She looks like the best one as far as looks go. How was she? Usually cute chicks are a bit off.

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how was it dating him?
2 years.. damn you have wasted so much time of your life.

>>555593757
Right?

>>555591762
How big's your dick OP?

>>555591762
You went downhill after 2

>>555592235
Jesus christ you really can't rate.

>>Anon is probably a virgin.

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>>555594273
Such a long time ago but she was super sweet. Can't recall a single time when she was a bitch.

>>555594274
Is she really that ugly to yall? Like idk I thought she was beautiful.

>>555594718

Mate she's a 4/10 at best, at least facewise. Other girls are good tho

>>555594514
Gf said 7 inches probably but idk I've never measured.

>>555594718
She is ugly on both picture, but she probably look better in real life.

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>>555594938
Weird, I always thought she was really pretty. Easily had best body of the 4 though.

>>555594718
Jesus Chroist
Do you have a pic that her fivehead doesn't overwhelm?

It's massive

>>555595208
Well but you haven't shown us her body yet.

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>>555594718
not ugly but way worse than others.

Good on you, OP. You had nice chicks in your life. How long are you with the current one? Also pls more pics of the first one, I really find her cute.

>>555595208

Honestly, it may just be that she's making that retarded face in all the pictures that simply accentuates all her bad features.

i.e. Head looking down making forehead appear bigger, forehead scrunched up, snarky smile giving the appearance of harsh lines on her face etc.

But hell, she may just look like that by default.

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>>555595208
lol she looks 40 years old

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>>555595434
This. She looks a bit like FMU, but all of her pictures are very unflattering.

>>555595716

See like, she's making a fucking normal face there so she doesn't look like a methhead. Actually not too bad in this picture.

>>555595802
That's another girl, a soc camwhore (who is really nice btw)

>>555595374
Coming up on 4 months but I've known her longer and I'm pretty sure she'll be the last. When you find the right one you just know. I'll see if I can dig up more pics.

>>555595434
Idk I feel like if people saw all 4 in person they'd rate her differently

>>555595802

nvm I can't read.

tiny text on phone etc

>>555595208
Holy massive cranium, barfman!
It must be shooped!

>>555595516
On this picture she is realllllly hot.

>>555595716
wheres her eyebrows o3o

>>555595716
damn in this one she went from 4/10 to 7/10. That's just depressive.

I love how everyone disregards the nude and keeps commenting on her forehead. Goddammit I love you /b/

>>555596007
Most redheads don't have visible eyebrows. My gf doesn't either.

>>555591762
>first kiss

daaaayum nigga

>virginity

yooooooooo

>2 years imprisonment

nigga wth happened?

>current slaveowner

pretty cool guy

haha I love how /b/ is so normal now. Good on you guys. 4? Shit still working on that second one. Damn.

This is OP, firefox crashed and had to find thread. idk if I have a different id now

>>555596949
Nope we good. Requests?

>>555595516
>>555595949
still datforehead. OP, wtf is wrong with that chick?! She's the first woman I've ever seen that genuinely needs plastic surgery!

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>>555597459
What about this picture? I still don't know what yall are talking about.

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>>555597680
7/10 for me. Really nice!

>>555597869
Yeah idk maybe she's just not very photogenic. She's gorgeous in person.

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>>555597680
also do you have more nudes? I want to see ass/titties to be able to rate better.

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>>555598018
Of course

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>>555598018

Thread's dead? Damn.

>>555598795
Lurking.

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>>555591762
Rate mine OP

Your First 2 were decent, 3rd I wasn't a fan of. 4th looks like a great a time

>>555598795
Just read it all through.
Nice history of girls, mate. Well done.

I do agree about the weird forehead thing though. Strange default face for photos.

Great body on her though

>>555598923
Requests?

>>555598795
lurking too. She is awesome, man. Changing my rating to 7.5/10.

BTW why are you so interested in her score and not the other girls?

>>555598956

You've gotta be an asian dude, right?
No white guy gets 3 hot asian lookin gfs

>>555598956
your currents got the crazy eyes, time to get out while you can buddy.

>>555598956
First kiss is super pretty. You have more of current? I'm sure she's pretty that's just not the most flattering pic imo

>>555598958
Yeah she looks a lot better in person. GREAT body.

>>555591762
aaaand the forehead award goes tooooo...

*opens envelope*

Daed for 2 years!

>clap clap clap clap

>>555598994
Nah, she's got a great body, just not very photogenic I guess, probably looks better in preson.

>>555599062
Exactly what I was thinking hahaha

>>555599127
She's probably the most sane, well composed girl I've ever met.

>>555599048
Idk we dated the longest and last few months before it ended we talked about getting married. Was definitely an important part of my life and like I'm just kinda surprised people don't see her as beautiful as I thought she was.

>>555598615
Her tattoo is barely legible. kek


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>>555599473
its called the eye of the storm

>>555599571
Are you black?

>>555599571
"and I felt love again" Pretty intense story behind it if people are interested?

>>555599654
I'm interested, OP.

>>555591762
gotta slay the dragons to get to the princess i guess.

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>>555599654
lurking, post story, OP.

Also you are first OP in a long time who is not a complete faggot. Glad to be in the htread.

>>555591762
any pics of your current girlfriend?

>>555594718
that forehead

God number 3 has a massive forehead. Shit is all kinds of fucked up.

>>555599654
Current is a cutie, elementary school teacher type.

How would you rte your looks op?

Your current GF is beautiful. Take care of her and treat her right.

>>555599745
Well it's from a Manchester Orchestra song, you can read the meaning behind the song at the bottom but basically I was her second boyfriend and her first was a piece of shit and got her pregnant her senior year of highschool and I'm from a wealthy neighborhood and not the ghetto so very uncommon. She had a miscarriage and completely unrelated to the miscarriage she got into a car accident that almost took her life where she needed physical therapy for months afterwards the same year. Read the meaning of the song and you'll understand why it's so special to her. http://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858738480/

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>>555593291
Oh shit nigger what are you doing with that monstrosity?!

first kiss and lost virginity to same girl. We went 20 months before she decided she wanted to cheat on me sooo I just missed out on the dated for 2 years, and I'm currently single. Cannot be arsed filling out the board

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>>555594718
Steve Buscemi?

>>555598994
Lost virginity? Got any more of her?

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>>555600002
No doubt. She's amazing in literally every regard.

>>555599971
Only thing I don't like about myself is I'm really skinny. But I feel like I'm a decent looking guy. Kinda hesitant but might post a pic.

>>555599859
Yo

>>555599810
I'm here to serve!

>>555598956
Anymore of any of them? All 4 are nice in the face but gotta know how their bodies are.

>>555591762
not going to ask for any of your current but do you have nudes of the girl you lost your virginity to

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>>555600423
Here ya go sir

>>555600547
Is this your current?

>>555600616
Not anymore, funny story about that. When I was dating Frankenstein she opened up picasa (thinking it was chrome) on my laptop and nudes of her were first pictures that happened to load. She got all mad and to be honest I didn't even realize I still had them. They were in some random folder I lost track of but yeah she got all emotional and made me delete them.

>>555600968
always back up nudes on a dropbox or spare computer
gotta make sure you never lose them

>>555600892
Yessir

>>555596170
the nude is a bit too skinny for me, I don't do whales but I can tell she has, for example, a thigh gap when stood up and they just don't do it for me

>>555591762
>implying anyone here has ever held hands or kissed with a female

>>555600547
Well you pulled good quality (in terms of looks at least) girls. Quite jelly here.

Also, careful on what you do, it sounds like you're clearly still not over your ex. Just make sure you don't fuck over qt3.14

>>555600547
sorry cant hear you bra

>>555597680
looks like kristen stewart here

>>555600547
i love it when OP delivers, thanks mate!

>>555601070
How do you think I kept the ones I posted earlier post breakup? :P "Delete EVERYTHING! I want to WATCH you delete them." "Sure thing!"

They weren't the best nudes anyways because she was self conscious about her body so I nuked them.

This thread is turning into /soc/ and tbh its a lot more intersting than the rest of the shit on this /b/oard.

>>555601337
yeah i'm sure you learned your lesson
i have like 3 copies of each picture i dont want to lose on my computer so if my gf stumbles upon one i can delete it and i have 2 copies (truecrypt keeps them safe too)

>>555601071
Keep her forever OP.

>>555601114
fyi I hold hands with my neice when she crosses roads and my mom kissed me on the cheek three weeks ago. not everyone on /b/ is a stereotypical loser neckbeard

>>555600547
Let's see that pic! I'll let you know what I think, coming from a girl.
Skinny guys are better than fat.

>>555601138
Oh I actually am. We broke up because we were really bad with communication and she ran back to her first boyfriend. I was so bothered by everyone's low score mostly because I feel like I have high standards and want to defend the girls I date lol. I'm madly in love with my current.

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>>555593291

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>>555591762
First kiss, dated 5.5 years, wasted a lot of my life.

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>>555591762
R8 mine first

>>555601671
im surprised noones actually asked this yet but what's her personality like OP?

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>>555601667
Alright you worked me up to it. Here's a pic of the both of us.

>>555601871
The girl I dated for 2 years?

>>555601850
Lmao

>>555601929
Yeah, you're good looking :) How old are you?

>>555601850
they cheated on you bro, i dated all of them

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>>555601787
is... is that a man?

>>555601929
You kind of look like the weasel from ice age

>>555601671
Makes sense. I think it's really that dumb forehead scrunch that she does in her pictures. In the one you posted with her just smiling she definitely looks better than in the others, she actually seems to be the most mature looking of the bunch. (Not necessarily a bad thing)

>>555602043
Thanks! 21

>>555592037
so what you're saying is that you forget people the second you don't talk to them anymore? they're just deleted from memory?

>>555600753
Thanks

>>555601929
And goddamn she's beautiful

>>555602115
Oh god can't unsee

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>>555601850

>>555602201
I don't remember my first kiss, I can remember my first fuck however...

>>555602039
yeah, she looks cute btw

>>555601694
My first thought as well anon

>>555601929
you look sexy as fuck OP. you have that non treatening confident social guy look.

Would bro/10

Also gratz on the lady. you look like a couple that makes other people jealous on FB

>>555601850
10/10, the Gold Standard

All faggot ass normals should leave /b/

>>555602467
She could be really sweet at times and was childish a lot but not in a bad way. Playful might be a better word. The biggest thing is she was very emotional and 99% of the time listened to her heart more than her head.

>>555602710
so... she was a woman.

>>555602495
Thanks dawg. Wasn't always that way haha. There's a reason I visit 4chan.

>>555602710
>listened to her heart more than her head
tbf I think that's typical female rationale

what about your current?

>>555601929
You look like a pretty happy couple, best of wishes OP

>>555601929
Well dressed look pretty good. Why the John Holmes smile though, brah?

>>555602957
My current is the most rationale fucking person I've ever met in life. Like it blows my fucking mind. She's basically a bro in a hot body.

>>555603021
Example?

>>555603002
Ty sir

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>>555591762
haha people believe this shit. role playing their fantasy life and 4chan plays along.

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>>555603252
>>555601929

>>555603472
Lol

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Rate my Ex. We just broke up.

>>555603646
nice tities/10. Got more?

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>>555598956
omg keep them coming everyone eats this shit up. it's like you guys want to believe so bad you don't see the bs

>>555603646
Not bad. Love the bangs.

>>555603601
Lol not seeing it at all.

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>>555603715
Yea sure Nothing racy though, I'd only seen her tits three times and naked once.

>>555603123
That is lucky man.
I can tell already how much you love her so I'll just wish you the best of luck with her and I hope you two do well together

>>555603838
Appreciate it! She's on her way to cali now, gonna be a rough month haha

>>555601787
I feel sorry for you bro
Glad you moved on.

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>>555603738
Here is me with my with my first kiss and my first sodomy.

>>555595208
looks like a crack whore

>>555603830
She's cute. Why did yall break up and how old are yall?

>>555602052
Haha, that makes me laugh a lot, i needed that.
>>555604010
Thanks, Still need to sort out the house and many other things.

>>555604019
Well you're trying really hard I'll give you that.

>>555601929
dog, why you on /b? seriously. Go make her some pancakes or something before she gets up. She seems like the kind of girl that if she left, you'd be rekt.

>>555601929
bitch looks like Jordan Capri

>>555604001
just find a timetable or pattern where you can both just sit down and skype for a bit, dont be afraid to get a little bit frisky over skype too, keep her interested, the "omg, i miss you so much" shit only works for so long

>>555603472
why would anyone ever lie on the internet?

>>555604314
I spent all day with her yesterday and made her a nice dinner. She's leaving for cali with her family as we speak.

>>555592878
So she's leaving to find someone better? You had your shot at happiness, then.
Get ready to get the breakup news soon and have fun being alone again.

>>555604001
Here, this will help you throughout the month

http://www.cliphunter.com/w/1868542/TeensDoPorn_Fucking_a_Korean_Russian_teen

>>555593490
Don't we all...

>>555604419
Oh we already do that all the time. Snapchat is a godsend. We're definitely gonna Skype a good bit.

>>555604372
I can see it.

>>555604496
Right?

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>>555604531
enjoy your month of excessive masturbation to loud freaky porn!

>>555591762
The current girlfriend is a cutie.
Keep her.

>>555604559
Nailed it!

>>555604572
Oh don't worry she'll still be helping me throughout the month

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>>555604087
Unfortunately she was very insecure and always thought I should leave her for someone better. This was a huge issue.
Anyways, summer approached and we had to decide what we would do. I had said that I'd love to stay together, and she said we had to be in serious relationship, and I said yea that's great. So come summer we were still pretty happy with each other. She was working at the Uni and so she was very busy and would be stressed at times and I guess it tested her ability to stay in this long-distance relationships. She felt obligated to communicate because she thought she was in control of my happiness. Anyways, a few days ago, we are talking and I just randomly ask her "Do you think we'll be together a year from now?" She straight says "I don't think we'll be together by the end of summer." Boy was she right. Anyways, we get into this whole discussion about how she's so young and she wants to be wild and free and instead she's exhausted and drained. So she says she wants to maybe break up or take a break, I suggested I let her do what she wants, fuck who she wants, as long as I retain the title of boyfriend. She agreed.
Anyways, that night I just couldn't sleep because I was thinking about her fucking some Greek fuck. I spend the next day thinking about it, and I spend the next next day thinking more and I ended up writing a 1500 word analysis of our issues and explaining my side. (She kept saying she was VERY confused so I thought it would help) And I sent it to her and she read it and said she loved that I did that, but she didn't have an answer yet.

I ended up calling her after seeing that she changed her relationship status, but I woke her up, she got mad, even though she seemed okay at first, and told me that I don't care about how exhausted she is so we should end it.

>>555604889
Your gf reminds me of the girl in the video

>>555604912
what a bitch. You are better off alone.

>>555604912
mfw I'm a Greek fuck

Sorry to hear that man. You think its just a hiccup and you'll get back together or is it over for good? God knows how many times me and my gf of 2 years broke up and immediately got back together.

>>555605207
Really no. I could take all the shit she had for me, I was interested in not being bored, not being alone, and the sex/making out. I am one who can adapt for the sake of the relationship. I'm definitely not devastated right now, but it sure is going to suck having to find another girlfriend considering that the way I got her was pure luck.

>>555605571
Story?

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>>555605345
I hope we'll get back together. I told her I'm open to letting her back into my life. For now I've removed every trace of her minus a few photos I could post. This one is from Facebook.

>>555604912
damn, that's eerily close to what happened to me with my gf, apart from after agreeing to an open relationship while drunk, i took the agreement back after I sobered up - I was never comfortable with it to begin with - she then decided that she was having an open relationship anyway, and went behind my back and lied to me about hinting that she wanted sex to a male friend and that she refused to see me that weekend because she was planning on going out and getting fucked (by a random stranger)... we broke up a couple of weeks ago.

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>>555601850
>the wizarding world of /b/

her name is ana.

and i really miss her.

>>555605664
Yea sure. Actually I wrote down a lot about us because I felt that writing shit down was the best way to got through things logically and she seemed to love it. But I'll just tell you the important shit.

So I'm in Uni and she's my neighbor. We don't talk for two quarters because she doesn't really know me and I had no classes with her and I was too awkward to talk to someone I wasn't good friends with. I saw her as the top of my potential girlfriends and one night we get drunk, she says she admires me, I say fuck it and tell her I really like her. We go back to her room, make out, almost fuck, but I didn't have a jimmy hat and I didn't think it would be nice to fuck if I had intentions of staying for the long hall. The next morning it was weird, but I told her straight out that I wanted something with her.

>>555605762
How old are yall?

>>555605841
Damn that sucks. Sorry man.

>>555606248
19.

>>555606198

>jimmy hat

Yeah the story with my current is actually a funny one if you care to hear it.

>>555606248
the worst part was, she was the one with trust issues... She never completely trusted me because of issues in her past, but I trusted her and I did all I could to support her, yet it was she that went behind my back and betrayed me...
That shit stings yano

>>555606614
Still here lurking OP, type away.

>>555606680
Trust issues are the fucking worst. I had serious trust issues because of what happened with me and the girl I dated for 2 years but luckily it's not affecting my current relationship.

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Guys. While we're discussing exes, I had a fantastic fucking moment today.

It occurred to me that a girl I dated got pregnant shortly after we went out and it has been on my mind for 4 years. Lately I've been scared shitless that she'd turn up with "my" kid, out of the blue.

Just stalked her social media accounts, where thankfully she's vapid enough to log everything that has happened to her in the last 10 years. Turns out she fell pregnant AT LEAST TEN MONTHS after we last met.

After this victory I decided to check out my big ex. The first girlfriend I had in high school that I dated for 8 years until she broke the shit out of my heart.

She's dating a fat guy with brown teeth that works in the same field as her, and she just posted to facebook that she got robbed.

Life is so fucking fantastic, I'd wake up my wife to laugh with her if it weren't so massively inappropriate to do so.

I fucking love you, /b/. Everything will turn out alright sometimes.

>>555600753
You should have dicked her son

Fucking attention whore fucks ruining this website go back to facebook

I'm glad I don't main /b/ when there are threads like this and RATE MEH shit fucking all the time

Current gf is hot. Post more.

>>555606614
Go ahead. And jimmy hat is objectively the funniest word for condom.

>>555591762
you should of stuck with the chick you lost your virginity to because fuck the current one is ugly

>>555607134
I quite like the sound of cock sock

>>555606972
why the fuck are you posting in here then m8

>>555606717
Well I like to think of myself as the easy going joker whenever in a group. But basically I hang out with this one circle most of the time and one of them has a gf who I became pretty good friends with. One time I asked her how her weekend was and she was like "oh it was good just spent it with my friend current gf" and I like messing with her so I'm just like "oh yeah? Is she single? Is she hot?" when I had no intention of meeting her and I was pursing other girls but after a few weeks it became this inside joke among my friend group that I was crazy about her friend...

>>555607225
I always thought cock sock was what you called using a sock for masturbation. You learn something new everyday

>>555593291

what the actual fuck?

What the fuck is with her face?

>>555591762
current one is absolutly georgous

keep her (if life with her is what you want)

>>555604912
Whore/10

Lesson for the future: a girl leads you on like that and suggests she wants to sleep around, you dump her immediately and crush her little heart.

>>555607336
Why the fuck not

>>555607519

this. and moar pics.

>>555598171

Again that forehead.

What is that thing?

>>555606908
I did?

>>555607134
No doubt, no doubt,

>>555607186
She was one of the stupidest girls I've ever met.

Anyways. I ended up being selected to go on a service trip for my university and my friends gf tells me her friend got the same trip as me. So we start talking really casually but I say to myself I would never date her because I'm really conservative and she's super liberal and I thought we were too different.

>>555607538
Eh. Like I said, we were on summer break, so it was kinda understandable, and I just really enjoy being in relationships. I think I understand myself enough to where it isn't like a "I can't stand to be with myself" issue. I just enjoy performing romantic gestures and women are attractive

>>555605762
You're doing it all wrong. If you tell a girl you are open to her coming back she has the safety net she needs to sit on all the dicks she can muster.

>>555607365
that's a jizz rag as far as I'm aware

>>555607559
well you obviously don't enjoy the thread, so it's mutually beneficial if you don't have something useful to contribute

>>555594274
Kek

>>555607715
any more of 2 year ex ps

>>555607773
this

>>555602515
>MUH /B/

>>555591762
2 year girl is fucking ugly
would not touch her wit a stick

>implying any of this is true
>2/10 made me reply

>>555607773
Well I've already told her that, and if she needs to do that it's what she needs to do. Not saying I'll take her back if she does that, but I can be persuaded if all those dicks made her more reasonable to deal with.

>>555591762

>current girlfriend

Wife the shit out of her, OP.

>>555607715
Anyways we ended up going on this service trip to Chicago and she was the only girl I kind of new so I spent most of my time getting to know her and we became really close and ended up talking until 4am some nights but nothing romantic. After we got back to the university, my frat bros wanted me to come downtown so I invited her and we had a few drinks and went back to my place and instead of sex we just ended up watching Rick and Morty and talking. After about a week of hanging out we both decided to give dating a shot (we were both hesitant because of shitty last relationships) and we've been solid ever since. Couldn't be happier. It's just funny because when I first met her it was this inside joke that I would date her to bug her friend when I actually said I would never date her.

>>555608001
>001
near trips

you're better off finding someone brand new, she will walk all over you if she's able to manipulate you in any real way. Cutting her out is the safest option for you in my opinion

>>555608036
Planning on it.

>>555608268
I am cutting her out. We aren't going to be friends, we weren't designed for that anyways. But if she wants to fuck so be it.

OP is bullshitting...

>>555608228
I can fill in gaps in the story if people are confused.

>>555607984
You're right dawg, been making this shit up for 2+ hours

>>555608325
When you thinking about doing it?

>>555608435
Evidenced by?

One thing is clear here. OP has a fetish for girls with big fucking heads

>>555595208
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER FOREHEAD?
RAGEMODE ACTIVATED EVERYTIME I SEE GIRLS DOING THIS SHIT!

>>555591762
Y NO COON POON

>>555598956
They all look the same

and as if anyone on /b/ has a girlfriend. It's a little known secret we are all autobot.s

>>555608483
Think it's still too early in their relationship, they've been dating for 4 months.

>>555591762

Lost virginity = really cute ( on this pic at least, I'm sure you only picked the best ones kek )
Current gf = not as cute, but combined with good personality traits a keeper material

>>555608483
Not til after we graduate. I already know she's the one but I don't want to rush into anything now.

good good bad meh

>>555608443
nah, i get it, it's cute, kinda makes me crave the start of a relationship again, it's the best feeling i can imagine

>>555608605
that's what I was thinking

>>555608650
good man, I'd say a year at the very least, even then, things can go tits up

>>555608813
Yeah it caught me off guard because I wasn't looking to get serious with anyone at all. Gf of 2 years turned me off to serious relationships for a while.

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>>555605841
Thats how my last relationship ended. only difference is i was with my girl for 3 years. she started hanging out with this slutty stripper bitch and hinted she wanted to fuck some1 else. she admitted that she did and i almost killed that bitch. I was gonna hang her with some para cord from this sword i bought. I fucked the shit out of her came in her mouth and sent her home to her mom naked and crying. b4 she left I slapped the shit out of her and broke the necklace on her neck her grandmother gave her and dragged her out the car naked, drove off, blocked her from facebook, changed my number(all same day) and never spoke to her again. I also took everything out of her savings account and spent it taking out my ex and fucked my ex same day. I was so fucking mad because I was faithful and honest with this bitch. passed up so much other finer girls. three year for FUCKING WHAT? LMAO. I cried so many night over her. never make a bitch your happiness. you gotta make your own happiness because everything else is a fuking illusion that can end in an instant. 2 months later my car gets keyed. she knows me so she wouldnt fuck with me directly. The things I did for her and men i beat nearly into a coma for her. Once some dude did a fucking credit card scam on her. I got MY people to find him and then i beat him mercilessly. I should of let the dumb bitch stand her loses cause things like that wouldnt happen to me but i seen her as an extension of myself and took it personally. long story short let a dumb bitch be.

>>555591762
you seem to be a shallow cunt

at least until the current one

>>555592037
I remember my first kiss from (third grade I believe) approximately 14 years now after it happened and the name of the girl it was with and I'm a guy. There's nothing weird about remembering new and unique experiences due to the intense, positive emotions felt at the time. It's just another happy memory in the end.

>>555608905
Yeah I mean I wanted to know how serious she was because I could see how happy we made each other and we got really fucking close and know everything about each other but didn't wanna be like "hey so like it's our 1 month anniversary would you marry me one day?!?" But as I've mentioned she's so rationale there was one day I was trying to be discrete and asked her if she saw us being together for a while and she said "Don't worry I'm here to stay."

Remember first kiss just made you a huge faggot.

>>555609240
Why?

>>555609240
Makes no sense you virgin

>>555608001
Follow this advice
>>555608268
If you need the closure I would advise telling her you have made a decision that you are not taking her back and don't wish to remain in contact anymore, so she at least gets a taste of how being shit on feels. But otherwise, just break contact, don't dwell on it and find a girl who isn't going to dick you around.

Hold onto nudes though. Women can be viscous and it pays to have some leverage.

>>555609334
whatever floats your boat man, personally, I am not gunna forget shit about that sort of thing, it's a special moment, if you don't see it that way, that's just you but don't go judging others for what they deem important to remember

>>555609572
Yeah idk..

Also if anyone wants any more pics of any of the 4 just ask.

>>555608432
Nope. No sex, not worth it. Find better pussy and don't even bother with her.

>>555609607
Right? I still remember my dad dropping us off at her place and giving me a look like "don't be a pussy" and then looking away as I walked her up to her door.

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29 years of solid relationship spent with a cutie like this. Don't be mad OP. You'll find stability once.

>>555609678
Dump all bro!

>>555609906
Okay >9000 pics coming up!

Which one?

>>555609595
I'm gunna tell her that exact thing when I next see her.
When she got her most recent phone, the contract had to be put into my name since she was 17 and I was 18, (I also had to put down a £100 refundable deposit) so I have to meet up with her to change that

>>555610018
Virginity Girl

>>555610018
1 Priority

Then 2

Nudes> everything else

>>555609904
I'll try not to be too jealous!!

>>555610018
Current!

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>>555610114

>>555609868
mine was at the cinema, we were messing about as we were waiting for the theatre to open and I just decided I wanted to

>>555610018
no 2. Btw in the first photo, are those her real eyes or is she wearing contacts/shooped, they are really pretty

>>555610292
Moar she is a real qt.

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>>555610120
>>555610202

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>>555610386
>>555610328
Real eyes!

>>555610292
Oh sweet jesus. Tell me you got something on film?

>>555591762
9/10
8/10
6/10
9/10

>>555610419
fucking damn, man, she is gorgeous

>>555610598
Read early in the thread. Number 3 made me delete all her nudes.

>>555610419
Is that current?

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rate my ex guys
she is my brother's friend's sister
she also went to my school

>>555610709
But you just posted a couple of them.

Noice!

>>555610741
Yupp

>>555610810
The girl I posted nudes of made my delete the nudes of the girl I lost my virginity to.

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>>555591762
try seeing some women that won't get you arrested.

>>555610832
unfortunately man, I have to go, it's a shame cos I really enjoyed this thread but I wish you the best of luck with current, and I hope I'm that lucky when I go to my apprenticeship in Autumn

>>555610961
Aw shit, and you complied? Fo' shame!

>>555610961
What a bitch. Fucking Jesus christ.


Boner forever unsatisfied

>>555610804
She looks dumb as fuck

>>555610810
See >>555600968

>>555610804
She looks like she would be inable to make good music.

>>555611035
Good luck man, great talking to you!

>>555611067
>>555611098
See>>555601337

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>>555591762
>>555594718
>>555595208
What's with that fucking forehead?

>>555594274
Fucking kek

>>555611142
Well.. clothed is still wank worthy. Keep it up OP,
first two are gorgeous. Current is too just not my slice of cake

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>>555611418

>>555610804
needstodie/10

OP, you said there were more girls. Got some pics of hot ones?

have any nudes for the second one?

>>555611624
Hahaha

>>555594718
Did you get free wifi from her forehead or what

>>555611743
No, but he was able to land his airplane on it. Pretty handy.

>>555591762
1 - 9/10 and 4 - 9.5/10 are cute as hell, 2 - 10/10 is a hottie, and 3 - 6.5/10 (I've worked at Walmart, I've seen way worse than her. Plus extra half-point for her eyes) looks like a major chain-smoker with all the face wrinkles but has a decent enough figure and looks alright with make-up on (I saw the rest of the pics added in the comments already). As long as everything is true (I'm skeptical of everything posted over the internet) then kudos to you. Also, if 3 was a "good lay" then it could've easily been worse.

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>>555611671
More coming up

>>555591762
OP any nudes of your current? Or just some that show her body?

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OPs ex-gf

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>>555611957

>>555601929
Post more pictures of your current gf , she is hot as hell

>>555612012
Brilliant!

>>555612012
how can 4chan be real if our posts aren't real

>>555595516
post her feet OP

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>>555611932
Trying to think of other girls I dated

>>555591762
If i made such a pic, all the pictures would be the same girl.

yall jelly

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>>555611957
>>555612090
>>555612089
No nudes

>>555612338
We don't know unless you post the girl.

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>>555612338
and if the girl on your picture made one, you'd wouldn't be there at all.

>>555612548
OP post this girls feet
>>555595516
>>555595516

>>555612548
Ton xristo sou

>>555612548
It's alright just keep posting more of her.

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It's priveleged white male story hour!!! God I wish I had enough money to get girls like these, especially ones out of poor areas with miscarriages and act like their white bread saviour. I come to /b/ to escape the fact that the middle class is quickly dissappearing and that the gap between rich and poor is widening and instead I find this thread. they are even here as well! Oh well, it was just a matter of time. Frats and weekends away and long talks and daddy paying for everything. Yeah I'm bitter - but I know that is what we all are here for anyway. OP really doesn't care and fuck probably I shouldn't because he is going to get married and be paid out in the next 5 years without them debts and shit. Just the roll of the die I guess OP but it still gets to me. Oh and I'm not a bleeding heart liberal, that's why I guess I don't hold it against you entirely. Everyone's gotta take their chances and make what they can and when I get mine I won't be thinking that folks like I used to be deserve a handout - but sometimes you just wish you had enough margin of time and money to experience the love of good women like these girls are undoubtedly are. But I guess we are all dealt the hands we are supposed to play. Just seems that the gap is becoming bigger and I have a sneaking feeling it won't be closing anytime soon or at the least evening to give some of us a chance to make the jump. /b/ is the last place I thought I'd be dealing with these thoughts. Fuck.

>>555612548
she's the cutest of them all

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>>555612701

>>555612972
stop ignoring me OP and post the girl you dated for 2 years' feet... seriously

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>>555613059
feet fag pls go

>>555593291
are you rasing another mans child?

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>>555612891
What the fuck dude