Hey /b/ so I'm forced to do a 12 step program and they say I need a higher power
69 decides what my higher power is
>>555565065
Swagyolo420
>>555565065
sheogorath
>69 get
Me too.fuck it.. just drop your head and pretend to chant thier cult ways.. enjoy the coffee, fucking brain washed jesus freaks.
>get
Your higher power is now meth.
>>555565065
Ultra-giga-nigga
>>555565065
The Flying Spaghetti Monster
>pastafarianism
>>555565065
He-who-must-not-be-named
>>555565065
Teddy Roosevelt
power of love d'uh
Moot
>>555565065
Megatron
Shrek.
>>555566301
bump
Vince McMahon
niggers
>>555565065
santa claus
Shrek. He's *the* highest power.
Bill Cosby
>>555565065
YOU ARE
BIG BLACK NEGROID
THE WHITE RACE ABOMINATIOR
Your higher power shall be the King himself
Jesus Christ
Shawn Michaels
>>555567810
Satan
Mary Jane Watson.
John Madden
Maddox
Whatever substance you've abused to land you in a 12 step program.
Satan's wife
>>555567998
Rerawlang
>>555565065
Im also in a 12 step program. I chose the Great Pumpkin. From Charlie Brown
>>555568263
Fuck so close
Rawl
Rerolling for shrek
Lord helix
Sweet bro and Hella jeff
Yourself
>>555567530
rolling
Lord helix, your lord and saviour
No one at all
>>555568657
ReRoll
>>555568438
Rolling 5 shrek
>>555568823
Re-roll
>>555568995
Final Re Roll
>>555569120
WINRAR
>>555565065
the cock of a nigger up your ass
>>555565065
Whoever forced you in to the program.
Go back to tumblr faggot.
>>555565065
The Stay-Puft Marshmellow man
>>555568597
Seconding Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
>>555565065
how 2 NOSCOPES
Jake from State Farm
240Volts
>>555565065
le doge meme
The power of love
Jesus Christ
>>555568597
Thirding Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
Your own balls
>>555565065
Rollin for Sheogorath
Or
Hitler.
Dank Maymays, my child.
me, for I am the one destined for 69
alcohol
harold
>>555570406
jesus got it in three rolls, roll 2
>>555570263
Close..
Reroll.
Or Tyrion.
shrek
The All Powerful Fungi
jack daniels
Obama
>>555570406
>>555570562
and as it was said in the book, so shall it be. your higher power will be me.
harold again
fucking niggers
Your asshole
>>555570114
one last roll.
>>555565065
You sound like you're nowhere near getting over your substance abuse problem.
>>555570806
Rolling for Harold
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Re rolling for satan
Light Yagami is your god.
>Shit in plastic bag
Higher power is your shit
Eating ass
>>555568139
Maddox.
>>555570567
Fucking kidding me. God damn Jews.
Last roll.
>>555568597
re rolllll
the almighty helix fossil
can someone explain this rolling thing?
>>555571076
rollin
My ball hair
Karma chameleon
>>555571196
96=opposite of 69
Drinking pussy=opposite of eating ass
OP is an expert in drinking pussy
Mithra, the Zoroastrian prequel to Jesus.
Last roll for poor black niggers
>>555565454
I'm rolling for this anon, he's got it right.
Gabe Newell
>>555571373
This is your god
>>555565065
dis ur higher power
Rollin for helix fossil
Motherfucking
cthulhu
all the way.
>>555571667
re-rollins
>>555565065
All hail GG Allin Jesus reincarnated God of Fire in Hell
>>555565065
George Zimmerman
or the based murder/k/ube
>>555571554
why is pussy opposite of ass and drinking OPPOSITE of eating....?
can't you think of opposites for those basic things?
are you retarded?
>>555568597
Elliot Rodger
>>555572016
P??????????????h????????????'??????????????n???????g???????????????l???????????u???????????i????????? ?????????m??????????????g?????????????l?????????w????????????????'???????????n?????????a?????????f??????h???????????????? ????????????C????????????????t???????h??????????????u????l??????h???????????????u??????????????????? ????????????R??????????????'?????????l??????????????y????e??????????????h????? ?????????????????w???????????????g??????a?????????h??????????'?????n?????????????a?????????????????g?????????????l?????????? ?????????f???????????????h????????t??????????a?????????????????g??????n??????????????????
>>555572381
Fuck you and your logic, I'll use my own, for I am euphoric because atheist atheist fedora
a giraffe wearing roller blades on it's two front legs and it's left back leg but an ice skate on back right leg wearing a sombrero and singing a song about how wayne lapierre saved christmas
this is your god now
69 get
>>555572548
R?????????????????????????E????????????????????R???????????????????O????????????????????????L????????????????????????L??????????????????????????????????????I???????????????????????????????????????N?????????????????????????????G????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????F????????????????????O?????????????????????R???????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????B??????????????????????????A??????????????????????????????S????????????????????E??????????????????????D?????????????????? ?????????????????????????????C?????????????????????????????????T??????????????H??????????????????U??????????????????????L?????????????????????????????????????H???????????????????U????????????????????????????????????
>>555572614
reroll
>>555572597
opposite of ass is mouth and opposite of eating is regurgitating or shitting
just so you know in the future, you mongoloid
>>555572671
rerolll
>>555572735
and again and again until he wakes from his slumber
P??????????????h????????????'??????????????n???????g???????????????l???????????u???????????i????????? ?????????m??????????????g?????????????l?????????w????????????????'???????????n?????????a?????????f??????h???????????????? ????????????C????????????????t???????h??????????????u????l??????h???????????????u??????????????????? ????????????R??????????????'?????????l??????????????y????e??????????????h????? ?????????????????w???????????????g??????a?????????h??????????'?????n?????????????a?????????????????g?????????????l?????????? ?????????f???????????????h????????t??????????a?????????????????g??????n??????????????????
Roody poo
Dan is the one true man.
>>555572898
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
>>555572614
one more reroll
Moot is your god now.
>>555572016
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
Shrek
>>555572868
So what you're saying is that he's supposed to be good at shitting out of his mouth?
>>555573235
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
money
>>555566301
roll
Rolling for Shai Hulud
>>555569208
Nope
The Dude
>>555570601
that's not. ...
what. ...
YOU SON OF A BITCH THAT IS NOT WHISKEY!
>>555572614
maybe just one more reroll
Your constitutional Freedom of Religion
this butt
>>555573365
There have been some instances of people shitting out of their mouths when their digestive system was in some sort of disease
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in all seriousness though, just use doorknobs
>>555573518
Reroll
>>555573668
rerolling
Obama Bin Laden
>>555573649
rolling
>>555572614
just ooooooone more
>>555573775
reroll
>>555573391
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
>>555565065
Your new religion is Jedi
>>555567303
this
>>555573183
rollin for Mootykins
>>555573970
>>555572016
omg so close
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
Big meaty cocks in and around your mouth.
Wait aren't 69s disabled because moot is homo
>>555573775
and again
Become a discordian and worship Eris
>>555572614
ok last one
>>555565065
Darth Vader
>>555574061
that is a fantastic gif my friend
and reroll for doorknobs
>>555574152
reroll
>>555574196
Dyslexic rarwin
>>555573668
one more
>>555565065
AHNOLD
SHREK
Pikachoo
>>555573668
last reroll
>>555574196
Re-roll
Thy right and honorable dub gods
The Purple Wiggle
Super Jesus
>>555565065
Your higher power is the substance causing you to do the 12 steps. Guaranteed laughs.
>>555574309
reroll
Giant dildos
Become a thuggee cultist and worship Kali
Shrek, The Ogrelord
your higher power is the flying spaghetti monster
>>555574663
Rerool May the power of the DUB GODS give me strengh
>>555565065
Perhaps you should come up with a power greater than yourself that can relieve you of your addiction like all the others who have been helped by 12 step programs.
Name the God Almighty... Aspertame
The almighty Maude
>>555572614
reroll
>>555565065
The government of the United States of America. They don't like it, tell them to fuck off.
Ainsley Harriott
Dongcopter pirate
God, you sick fucks
Shrek the Ogrelord
roll for flying spaghetty monster
>>555565065
Luis Suarez
Boxxy
Justin Beaver
Black Iron Tarkus
>>555572016
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
Satan
>>555565065
heroin
Niggers
yolo swaggins
T????o???? ????i???n?????v??????o??k???????e??? ??t????h????e? ????h??i???ve?????-????????m??????i????n?????d?????? ????????r????????ep??????r?e????????s?????e???n?????t?i???????n?????g?????? ?c????h???????a?????o??????s????.???????
?I??????n????v?????o???k???i??????n?????g??????? ????????t?h?e???????? ???f????ee???????l???i???n???????g????? ??o?f??? ??????c?????h???a????o???s????????.??
??????W??i???t????h?????? ???????o???????u?t? ????o??????r???d?er.??
??????T??????h?????e???????? ???????N???????ez?p????e????????r????d????????i???a???n??????? ???h?????i?????v??e?-??m???i???????n???d??? ??????o????f?? ??????c???h?????a???????o??s?????.??????? ???????Z?a??????l?g?o????.?
??????H???????e??????? ???w???????h????o???? ??????Wa??????i???t???????s?? ???????B???e??h?????i???n???d??? ??????T???????h????????e??????? ????????W?a??l????l??????.????
?????Z?????A???L??G????????O????????!?
Shrek, muh nigguh.
a pigeon
>>555572016
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????L
gabe newell
The White Man.
Shrek, the Ogrelord.
Joshn from ipswitch
this
Nigger god
Rolf
>>555565065
Satan
The rodge
>>555572016
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????
Cracky-chan the Sky Goddess
Their is no higher power then you, you are the highest power! Worship yourself!!!
Randy Macho Man Savage
Moot the great and powerful, Father of all, Destroyer of worlds
>>555576885
reroll
>>555577048
satanist pls go
Beans
>>555577108
reroll for Satan
The Iron Sheik
>>555572016
R????????????????E???????????????????????????????????R????????????????????????????????????O????????????????????L????????????????????????????????L?????????????????????????LL
>>555565065
Shrek
Alduin Bane of kings
>>555577213
reroll for Satan
tumblr
>>555577337
reroll for satan
Roll for Cthulu
I am winrar
>>555577417
reroll for satan
>>555577443
Reroll
>>555577509
rolling for satan
Roll for
>>555576885
the cloud
>>555577591
Rolling for Satan, 69 get
9/11
>>555577710
reroll for satan
>>555577443
M???????????????????????A?????????????????????????????H??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????N???????????????????????????????I???????????????????????????G????????????????????????????????G??????????????????????????????A?????????????????????????????
?????????????????R????????????????????E????????????????????????????R??????????????O????????????????????????L?????????????????????????????????L????????????????????????????
>>555577782
reroll for Satan
From this day forward, you will worship Penetratus, the giant transparent dildo/snake hybrid in the sky. Only you can see him, and you communicate through telepathy, though you may only communicate with a full erection.
>>555577868
Reroll for satan
>>555577939
reroll for satan
Dovahkiin
ur mom
>>555578020
rerolling for Satan
>>555577443
?????????????????R????????????????????E????????????????????????????R??????????????O????????????????????????L?????????????????????????????????L????????????????????????????
>>555578106
reroll for satan
>>555577443
?????????????????R????????????????????E????????????????????????????R??????????????O????????????????????????L?????????????????????????????????L????????????????????????????
>>555565065
Satan. You're now a satanist.
>>555576885
Roll for
>>555578667
rerolling for our dark lord.
>>555577831
M???????????????????????A?????????????????????????????H??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????N???????????????????????????????I???????????????????????????G????????????????????????????????G??????????????????????????????A????????????????????????????? ?????????????????R????????????????????E????????????????????????????R??????????????O????????????????????????L?????????????????????????????????L????????????????????????????
>>555576885
Reroll for
Raptor Jesus
tha cock
>>555565065
Satan!
Sasha Grey
>>555572016
Rawling for the Chtulhululululululu
>>555578667
>>555578686
>>555578853
>>555579004
>>555579224
Be more creative.
The Botfly
You now worship Lil B the Based God
Just use FSM faggot.
>>555579024
reroll
>>555579391
no, roll for Satan
Bob Ross
>>555579391
I must disagree. Satan is the one true answer to trolling a bunch of middle aged drunks.
>>555579414
Based God fucked your bitch
flying spaghetti monster
>>555565065
dark lord inglip
oreven better, Count Dooku
>>555565065
Abbadon.
>>555579695
reroll
/b/
FUCKING HELL. GIVE ME THAT CTHULHU GET ALREADY YOU FUCKING NIGGER CHAN
>>555579695
Reroll plox
Rolling for cthulu Satan botfly raptor jesus
Satan will be your higher up, 69 get
>>555565065
Xipe Totec, aztec god of corn. Bonus points if you claim Jesus is an inferior imitator of the mighty corn lord.
>>555565065
i roll 69 sometimes so it catholic school girl panties.
>>555579695
Rerollsing
Michael Gira
>>555580429
Rerolling for the corn lord!
>>555565065
well fuck me
>>555580429
roll 4 this guy
One Satan pls
Gandalf
Olaf
>>555580429
Reroll, corn God, you know the drill
>>555580762
Xipe Totec
>>555576759
WINRAR you now worship shitting on people necks. Is there a word for that?
>>555579224
roll
Rape
>>555580967
So close...
>>555580991
Bring the Corn, baby.
Xipe Totec
Xipe Totec
>>555581183
all hail rape god
>>555580429
rolling for this, the real he who walks between the rows.
>>555581369
Fucking finally
>>555581002
fullretard.jpg
also roll for cthulhu
>>555581002
I argue that since there is no such word, OP should accept Xipe Totec as his Lord and Saviour.
Blessed be the maized one!
>>555565454
rollin
I like this xipe totec. Eh is Lord of corn and doesn't afraid of anything
>>555581369
Corn god it is.
>>555581369
winrar
>>555581369
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>>555581369
Well it's settled, Xipe Totex is your high power, though Satan would've rustled more jimmies.
>>555581369
thank god for winrar. OR SHOULD I SAY THE LORD OF CORN
lel
>>555581528
VICTORY!
Thank you fellow Cornites! May your children be sacrificed last!
>>555581369
Congrats.
SUCK IT SATAN HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
Slenderman
Cmooooon Schwartz!
>>555577931
Roll for this!
>>555581730
>>555581369
Xipe totec will not mine be done
straight up satan
>>555581906
All of my lulz. In4 results