Whoever makes me laugh the most gets a free pizza.
Here. Hope you've never see this.
Will dump random funny pics
What's the difference between a pedophile and a panda?
Do I look like a fucking panda to you?
Would you like a drink with your new gf?
sadly i know deep down that OP wont deliver.
FUCKING FUCKING FUCK DAMN SHIT CUNT DAMN BITCH.
Thanks anyways OP.
Sorry OP, you lost.
I'll take my Pizza tomorrow
yeah it fucking sucks anon.
So youtube videos are legal now?
Yes indeed he would.
I try to keep it real anon. I try.
>just watched 3 2 1 penguins for nostalgia
>amazing carnival of complaining
>that damn song is so catchy
>"uncle blobbs amazing carnival, welcome to the amazing carnival"
>fucking musical gold
>need to fap
>that damn song pops into my head
>I start laughing as I masturbate because of the song
>I figure listening to the song will get it out of my head
>I just play it on repeat
>hear door opening
>I'm fucking facing it
>mom walks in
>"anon, are you watching a kids sho-"
>she looks at me
>I'm fapping to the beat, one stroke every syllable
>cum right as she walks in
>the whole time uncle blobb is singing about his carnival
>there is cum all over me
>my mom starts crying
>closes the door
>calls my dad and says I was "self completing to a show about Christian penguins"
>dad gets pissed
>kicks me out of the house
>this happened yesterday, I'm posting from my phone
>fucking uncle blobb
Guess I can find out which pictures I like anyway
Here OP, Reverend Al Sharpton brings some light to the Trayvon Martin case and mentions the words "Ice Tea and Skillets" several times and then says "IT and Skillets."
this is so fucking cringe.
I mean posing with your keyboards, is a little cringy, but whatever nbd really. but the doofus who brings his gun thinking he is clever is a fucking huge cringe inducing faggot
>implying it really is my address
>implying OP is still here
>mfw OP is gone
welp, I don't have as much good shit as I originally thought.
As in I have none.
>when i said deliver i meant pizza
Here's one for you
hoe did you know if u sign someone up for info on a BOWFLEX they spam the fuk out of you!!
yes you get a freee dvd then every 3 days but they sell your address and then it starts.......
>enjoy your DVD i tried for the VHS
HOLY SHIT KEK
>MFW WHEN EX-GF'S PLACE
well played anon well played
Just curious anon. Can I sign my entire neighborhood up for this? My neighbors are fucking fgts.
well that isn't pleasant
Oh yes because this is such a big bad site that ruins peoples lives. Gtfo over yourself summerfag. Whats the worst they will do? Send nude pics in the mail or some shit? ohh scary. Send me pizzas they didnt pay for? Oh god now I gotta talk to the pizza guy and tell him I didnt order it, like its so fucking hard
not expecting a pizza but whatever who knows
Thomas wh- Wait a minute, Thomas from highschool? Hey man i havent seen you since my dad die-
>I killed him
Y'you killed him
>Nah man ofcourse i did'nt kill him.
Dude that's not fucking funny to joke about da-
>I didnt kill him. I KLLD HIM DED