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best greentext stories
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the classic crows one
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>>555395364
Though gold has already been spread on this day, i shall need to spread it further with the story of Edgardo and A guy called Squid.
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>>555397409
And also, have some dimitri why dont you.
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>>555397543
kek
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>>555395364
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>>555395364
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>>555397409
Dear God.
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>>555397571
Here, have some smaller stories.
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>>555397409
To those who will see this pic and think "tl;dr", I implore you to read it.
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someone post the fucking billy mays story that starts off as a story of a guy fucking his worst enemy please /R/ sucks asshole
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>>555399751
And ofc we need some fats Mcgee.

>>555399784
it si a wall of text but just as this guy said, read it, it will be worth your while.
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I don't even know what I'm dumping.
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>>555401258
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>>555401739
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>>555401803
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>>555397327
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>>555397409
Edgardo, A Guy Called Squid, and the traitor Goldnharl.

>buttfuck a shitty game? check
>piss off a bunch of speshul snowflakes? check
>go with the biggest bang ever? double check
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>>555399784
I obliged. I thank you
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moar?
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>>555405725
Banzai, brother.
Banzai.
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From yesterday.
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I really wish I had saved the one from the other day where the dude shat himself at his grandfather's funeral. Does anyone have it?
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>>555406519
Banzai!
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>>555399784
>>555397409
+1ing this, one of the best stories i've ever read.
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Anyone have the one where anon gets high and gives masturbates in front of his friends?
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>>555408303
Faggot.
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>>555408480
>This fag
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>>555408303
hi heaven, been missing you
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>>555395364
i'm not reading all that shit, nigger
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>>555409834
Does this faggot really not understand saging?
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>>555397409
>>555399784
Tyba that was gold
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>>555410095
Shut the hell up faggot
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>>555395364
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>>555395364
this is not an anons OC but still a good greentext
id like to imagine if this had been the main religions beliefs what the world would be like today.
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>>555411098
other than the fact that he didn't greentext... heres another
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>>555411295
here is another
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>>555396605
ALL HAIL THE LIGHTNING RAPTARD IN ALL HIS IMMORTAL GLORY!
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>>555411295
I remember Rollo, top tier!
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Nobody's posted Eight Beers yet?
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never 4get
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another one
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>>555403186
fug I really want a crow as a pet.
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>>555411548
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>>555396605
This is fucking amazing.
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>>555412065
R.I.P EB
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>>555412065
Fuck
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>>555415565
post part 2
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>>555415789
What will you give in return?
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>>555412065
RIP EB you glorious fucker
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>>555415979
yeezus no
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>>555415979
hoyl fuck that ending

my one greentext i have saved
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>>555412065
Jezus Christ, all dem feels
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also i've read it before but shoutout to eight beers, a true legend
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>>555416257
Aye, it'll do.
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>>555396605
Wish there was more, best green text i have ever read.
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>>555416930
how to piss your woman off
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>>555417658
how to be a boss
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>>555411295
Oh gd this is epic
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Kelvin
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>>555410356
Shut the hell up faggot
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>>555420580
>5 years later
>>faggot
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Can you tell me, what is greentext?
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>>555420942
>Green text is proving you're not a newfag, newfag
>It's also a concise way of telling a story
>It cuts out unnecessary bullshit
>Sometimes they have a twist
>Other times they don't
>Can be funny
>Can be bawww
>Can be rage inducing
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>>555421320
>can be enlightening
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>>555421505
>can rustle your jimmies
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>555422295
Reminds me of one of my favorites. With the gay kid living on a farm. Ends with "Trying to catch me riding dirty".

Anyone got it saved?
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>>555422295
>I can greentext bitches
>oh yeah
>I'm not faggot
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>>555420942
>greentext
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Wincest stories anyone?
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>>555403186
fake or not that's sounds cool
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>>555421320
looks like its summer
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>>555416930
>smarter than her
>smarter than
>smarter
>her

anon might've won the battle, but the girlfriend won the war.
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>>555424548
can't you feel the heat?
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>>555397409
Hail
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>>555401939
lost my shit
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>>555422645
You just spoiled it.
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>>555399751
Here's the rest of it.
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>>555429563
i loved this one... forgot to save last time, not this time though
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>>555421320
>greentext is like writing early Hemingway
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>>555395364
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>>555431049
Alpha pedo right there
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>>555431059
>mfw dat statusbar
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>>555432380
Oh man..
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>>555395364
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>>555433054
what the fuck
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bump, I wanna read all this!
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>>555433054
I actually wouldn't be surprised if that story was true.
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>>555434707
giving a bump
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>>555397409
Anybody know any good rp forums btw?
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>>555397409
Wait, all of this was a written role game? I was picturing it like a classic pc game, dark souls type. How does these games even work? They just type: "Superpowerful shield" or "travelling to this town" or "lost in a forest"? How do they even battle?
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Bumping with none greentext
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>>555438307
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>>555439307
>tried to download starwars episode 3
>got a night in paris (paris hilton sex tape)
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>>555437901
My thoughts as well.
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>>555395364
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