best greentext stories

the classic crows one

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>>555395364
Though gold has already been spread on this day, i shall need to spread it further with the story of Edgardo and A guy called Squid.

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>>555397409
And also, have some dimitri why dont you.

>>555397543
kek

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>>555395364

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>>555395364

>>555397409
Dear God.

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>>555397571
Here, have some smaller stories.

>>555397409
To those who will see this pic and think "tl;dr", I implore you to read it.

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someone post the fucking billy mays story that starts off as a story of a guy fucking his worst enemy please /R/ sucks asshole

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>>555399751
And ofc we need some fats Mcgee.

>>555399784
it si a wall of text but just as this guy said, read it, it will be worth your while.

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I don't even know what I'm dumping.

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>>555397409
Edgardo, A Guy Called Squid, and the traitor Goldnharl.

>buttfuck a shitty game? check
>piss off a bunch of speshul snowflakes? check
>go with the biggest bang ever? double check

>>555399784
I obliged. I thank you

moar?

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>>555405725
Banzai, brother.
Banzai.

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From yesterday.

I really wish I had saved the one from the other day where the dude shat himself at his grandfather's funeral. Does anyone have it?

>>555406519
Banzai!

>>555399784
>>555397409
+1ing this, one of the best stories i've ever read.

Anyone have the one where anon gets high and gives masturbates in front of his friends?

>>555408303
Faggot.

>>555408480
>This fag

>>555408303
hi heaven, been missing you

>>555395364
i'm not reading all that shit, nigger

>>555409834
Does this faggot really not understand saging?

>>555397409
>>555399784
Tyba that was gold

>>555410095
Shut the hell up faggot

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>>555395364

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>>555395364
this is not an anons OC but still a good greentext
id like to imagine if this had been the main religions beliefs what the world would be like today.

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>>555411098
other than the fact that he didn't greentext... heres another

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>>555411295
here is another

>>555396605
ALL HAIL THE LIGHTNING RAPTARD IN ALL HIS IMMORTAL GLORY!

>>555411295
I remember Rollo, top tier!

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Nobody's posted Eight Beers yet?

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never 4get

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another one

>>555403186
fug I really want a crow as a pet.

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>>555411548

>>555396605
This is fucking amazing.

>>555412065
R.I.P EB

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>>555412065
Fuck

>>555415565
post part 2

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>>555415789
What will you give in return?

>>555412065
RIP EB you glorious fucker

>>555415979
yeezus no

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>>555415979
hoyl fuck that ending

my one greentext i have saved

>>555412065
Jezus Christ, all dem feels

also i've read it before but shoutout to eight beers, a true legend

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>>555416257
Aye, it'll do.

>>555396605
Wish there was more, best green text i have ever read.

>>555416930
how to piss your woman off

>>555417658
how to be a boss

>>555411295
Oh gd this is epic

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Kelvin

>>555410356
Shut the hell up faggot

>>555420580
>5 years later
>>faggot

Can you tell me, what is greentext?

>>555420942
>Green text is proving you're not a newfag, newfag
>It's also a concise way of telling a story
>It cuts out unnecessary bullshit
>Sometimes they have a twist
>Other times they don't
>Can be funny
>Can be bawww
>Can be rage inducing

>>555421320
>can be enlightening

>>555421505
>can rustle your jimmies
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>555422295
Reminds me of one of my favorites. With the gay kid living on a farm. Ends with "Trying to catch me riding dirty".

Anyone got it saved?

>>555422295
>I can greentext bitches
>oh yeah
>I'm not faggot

>>555420942
>greentext

Wincest stories anyone?

>>555403186
fake or not that's sounds cool

>>555421320
looks like its summer

>>555416930
>smarter than her
>smarter than
>smarter
>her

anon might've won the battle, but the girlfriend won the war.

>>555424548
can't you feel the heat?

>>555397409
Hail

>>555401939
lost my shit

>>555422645
You just spoiled it.

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>>555399751
Here's the rest of it.

>>555429563
i loved this one... forgot to save last time, not this time though

>>555421320
>greentext is like writing early Hemingway

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>>555395364

>>555431049
Alpha pedo right there

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>>555431059
>mfw dat statusbar

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>>555432380
Oh man..

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>>555395364

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>>555433054
what the fuck

bump, I wanna read all this!

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>>555433054
I actually wouldn't be surprised if that story was true.

>>555434707
giving a bump

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>>555397409

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>>555397409
Anybody know any good rp forums btw?

>>555397409
Wait, all of this was a written role game? I was picturing it like a classic pc game, dark souls type. How does these games even work? They just type: "Superpowerful shield" or "travelling to this town" or "lost in a forest"? How do they even battle?

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Bumping with none greentext

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>>555438307

>>555439307
>tried to download starwars episode 3
>got a night in paris (paris hilton sex tape)

>>555437901
My thoughts as well.

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>>555395364