webm's that make you as hard as a fucking rock.
get a load of this retard lol
Holy shit, was that the tax master at :17?
I am not religious but I wouldn't entirely call myself an atheist. Agnostic maybe. I have always thought that angels were a crock of shit.
But this video.
This webm have you.
It makes me believe.
I now believe in angels.
Nope got it for 200, worth every penny, I have spent close to a years worth of time total in the woods since buying it a few years ago. It is a work horse and I would have spent 400 on it in hindsight knowing how useful it has been.
It's crazy that his balls literally shrink when he cums. Disgusting, makes me want to vom. It definitely wasn't his first. He must've been giving himself blue balls for years...
Obvious exaggeration jackass, it holds the edge even after chopping down multiple small trees and splitting them as well as other tasks, I sharpen it after every camping trip but even at the end of the trip I could still slice you open with ease.
I have the sause
lol'd because I own this game.
+1 fap for anon
I'm sure it's sharp and all, and their demonstration is aimed at wannabe ninja's and all who wouldn't know what sharp was if it shaved the hair off their knuckles, but i would be far more impressed if i saw how that thing fared against a loose piece of paper.
....Having a conversation with a witty child is always so tough. You do realize that there are different grades of steel correct? Ranging from cheap Chinese steel that gets mushed if too much pressure is applied all the way to hardcore steel that can take a beating. Judging by your comment you have never done any manual labor in your life. So that must be why you are so bitter; daddy never let you play with power tools because you were too damn autistic to understand them?
People claim certain things are cancer on 4chan, the "internet troll" as people like you have become known as are one of those unspoken cancers. Grow up kid.
No excuse for not being sharp. Seriously all of these tests prove nothing, seeing it cut strips out of cigarette paper would go a long way in convincing me that it's actually sharp.
alrighty nigger, what's one of the better grades of steel to use for a chopping appliance?
better yet, name 5 good distributors of kukris or even just knives.
you can sure talk some shit,but can you back it up?
Gloats? Not quite amigo. Unlike many people on 4chan Im actually a socially functioning adult who just has a sleep disorder. I have been hunting/ camping since I was 6 years old, Ive bought tons of equipment, and not all of it works, but I was just a bit happy to see something that I value pop up on /b/. No need for you to try and be a buzzkill.
...and you end bragging about it on site where juvenile exchange "faggot" bon mots and 'shopped fake trannie pics.
Congrats on your "socially functioning adulthood". Enjoy that illusion.
5160 spring steel Dude I'm not aware of 5 good distributors of kukris but I know Himalayan Imports is right up there. Knives in general though? That depends entirely on what you plan on using the knife for. Busse, Swamp Rat, and BRK make excellent fixed blades. Zero Tolerance (a Kershaw subsidiary), spyderco, and Benchmade make great folding knives.
First off grades of steels always depend on who you are talking to, what I may enjoy many people dont, I aim for high carbon, but that requires more maintenance, 5 good distributors? Once again up to personal opinion, there are people you make sure you don't buy products from such as gerber, SOG, and any company you haven't thoroughly checked. As for knives? I mainly use Cold Steel, many people hate em, for whatever reason but they are reliable. Puma is another company I buy knives from they are a bit more expensive, and German. To be honest I own more firearms than knives, but that is because you can't chase an animal with a knife like Tina Turner on a crack high.
You two autistic fucks be careful not to cut your fedoras while playing with knives.
I thought they only had those at like arcades and shit? Believe what you want your approval doesn't dictate my life
Also that wasn't really bragging. I happen to enjoy listening to the convoluted thoughts and conspiracy theories of degenerates, I used to be awkward and such, but that was long ago in middle school
You're point was what? That they should continue to do dumb "tests" because you find them amusing? And that I am american because i want to see some actual proof of quality, and not just a pig hacked to bit?
>Also that wasn't really bragging.
You can always pretend that three-legged chair is the Iron Throne, but, you know, that makes an inhabitant of some parallel reality only partially overlapping ours.
I fucking knew it.
a /k/ poster.
and spyderco isn't all that good really.
to be honest I was baiting for some Cold steel retard, sorry for the mix up.
but yeah Benchmade,Himalayan Imp, and Busse are all well spoken for.
I myself don't like the feel of Swamp rat.
i am dissapoint that nobody else posted this yet
Obviously fake. Semen isn't even produced in the balls, just the sperm. Also, it doesn't collect if you don't ejaculate, it gets reabsorbed and replaced over 3 days.
Now, notice his cock and balls are completely different when it cuts to the ejaculation. Also, where did all the excess skin go?
It's just fucking prosthetics and custard.
Ahh mud people and their kickball. How quaint.
people hate Cold steel because it is low grade, mall ninja garbage.
and a "good" distributor is not an opinion, it's a tell tale way to sort garbage from good.
like benchmade, it's a well spoken for brand that maintains a good product.
and there are certain steel grade not meant for use in knives because it's too brittle/soft.
Honestly if it seems like I was getting mad, I wasn't I was laughing for the most part, its a nice knife, thats all I have to say about it, like if knives were a class in grade school I would be at perhaps a 6th grade level. I have been shooting since I was 6 and I cant stand /k/ many of them are egomaniacs who use buffer tubes for pocket pussies.
That's it. This is the whole thing.
You are literally looking at the source.
Who exactly dubed it as low grade mall ninja garbage? 4chan? I have seen threads of Pokemon fucking eachother on here for the last few days, not to mention all the other threads. I wouldn't use 4chan for any opinion poll they would probably try and fuck it.
Cool thing is he actually did this without safety gear, if he fucked up he would've died.
because the steel they use is garbage for blades,
because the people they cater to are mall ninjas.
because half of their products have no fucking use beyond wall hanging.
I could go all day.
spyderco is overrated but I own a few of their knives and there's nothing necessarily wrong with them. They're good cutters. I own a Swamp Rat Ratmandu and a Rodent 3. They're great knives. They aren't as good as my Team Gemini LB but they didn't cost me $300+ either.
thats all i got on this bitch sadly.
I still heard not an ounce of evidence. I have that exact blade, used it for years now, heavy duty use, and it has only needed sharpened a few dozen times. Did I get the lucky holy grail of blades? Or are you just repeating what others have said?
what a stupid fucking sport, "hey guis, lets hit each other in the head, thus fucking up our mental ability for the rest of or lives from here on out, who ever becomes ssooooooooooooooooooooo retarded that he cant use his body to fight anymore losez!!!!!" realy fucking retarded
yes indeed. thats why the man is a legend
you're likely using it on what? wood? maybe animals maybe? I can list what's actually wrong with it based on that.
Used on soft material, it will hold up. But so would any, significantly cheaper blade. For your purposes the only real criticism for it is price.
I'll put this as gently as I can, that response makes you sound like a flaming homosex. Besides look at that glorious moustache, nothing that man does could ever be questioned
The WebM contains two people. The one walking about, and the one cumming. both have injected saline, so basically the one cumming isn't even cumming..he's just spewing salt water out of his dick.
What the hell do you use your knifes on if not animals and wood? Do you fight robots? Yeah I use it on wood, oak wood if that matters to you, I split at least 30 pieces not counting the chopping of the actually tree down.
It's not fucking real you sluts,
the male reproductive system has methods of preventing backup of semen (eg. wet dreams)
also, semen is produced in the seminal vesicles located just under the bladder, therefore the shrinking in the testicular region shown implies his semen is pure semen, when in fact semen is only about 2-5% sperm
Not to mention testicles do not have the ability to expand and contract under natural circumstances, it is anatomically impossible for a human testicle to reduce in volume on such an immense scale without external factors effecting it's form
If the body was capable of withholding such vast quantities of semen after years of abstinence, how come those of religious influence that follow such practices are able to retain relatively normal testicular girth?
>tl;dr, you're all gullible fucktards
what kind of retarded nigger would have thought it was real in the first place?
Holy fuck it's high school in here.
Someone telling the niggers asking for sauce to reverse image search. I can understand shitposting, but there's alot more shit than just that. For instance, the bickering I'm doing with riOWvyZv right now.
I deleted my own post because I tried to reverse image search the thing that guy >>555376716
asked for sauce on >>555375175
and could not find it as well.
I realized I was wrong so I deleted my post.
Bickering? image fucking related.
Enjoy your fake porn faggot. Stop getting baited so easy and get less asshurt when it happens. redditeer.
i love that we've taken a shitty webm from earlier in the thread and just broken it up in to bite sized shitty bits. thanks for that.
if I wanted your opinion, I would have went to tumblr or reddit. At least they have intelligence.
he just lets the guy suck his cock and I am the first post to think that is the fucked part. you guys are so farking gay and in denial. go back to your i am only 10% gay here are some traps threads.
Oh, I thought it was janitors. Topkek.
pic related. it's you.
/b/ aint what it used to be... and we are all poorer for it
sorry to ruin your day faggot. I'm sure there's a wincest thread going for you though.
Maybe i do, and maybe i don't. Seriously, i prefer my canadian tire hatchet. Cheap and sturdy, can cut wood, drive stakes, and cut up deer pretty good. That and my swiss army knife is pretty much all i need.
One cannot deny though that cold steel primary target customer is mall ninjas. Their videos and wide array of ninja weapons prove this.
Malena Morgan and Mia Malkova - Girls rule.
Wait....... Is that the guy from Epic Meal Time?
Yes I can see from your posting, only highbrow shit for you.