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Uhh hello! my name is ben and i was told 4chan is a wonder f

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Uhh hello! my name is ben and i was told 4chan is a wonder full comunity for sharing my contant! i love nintendo and i love mother. Sumtimes i like to play nintendo with mother because i love her. :) she is so swete becuase she rased mii all bye herself. sumtimes uncle bobby wud bee around butt he did sum bad things two mii wen i was little and had to go sum wear fore a wile. uncle bobby and mother had a child name william who is my half brother because i love him. he is older and lives in erope and is a game devoloper. he got mii interested in video games and nintendo because i love them.
Hear i play mario kart 8 because i love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgJYa5XTWR0


i hope u like my vids and contant and i hope u look 4ward (get it like 4chan?! hehe :]) too more stuff from mii, THE BEN SANDERS! :) i love u all and u are all my frends because i love u! have a wonderful day frends :)

p.s. u can stay up 2 dait with mii at http://thebensanders.wordpress.com/
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ur mom sounds like quite the kooger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSiTHZSSeQY
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you interupt my porn for this
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>>555365209
Dude you are my hero
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Uhh hello! thank u frend! i have never bin a hero two sum1 and i apreshiate u frend. JUST CALL ME SUPER SANDERS! :) hehe! ^_^

cheers!
-ben
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Ben Sanders you are a god.

/b worship this man!!!
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>>555365209
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Uhh hello! plese dont worship mii because god wudnt love it. god maid u and mii and threw jesus wii love him and bee nise and spred the love of christ becuase he loves us! thats wat mother tells mii because she loves mii :)

cheers!
-ben
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>>555365209
Kill yourself and stfu
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>>555365209
We need proof. Shoe on head or Sharpie in pooper. Dealer's choice.
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Uhh hello! frend plese bee nise and spred the love of christ because i, and he loves you frend :) if u dont have anything nise two say dont say anything at all.

cheers!
-ben
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>>555365209
Where did uncle bobby touch u Ben?
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>>555365209
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SUPER SANDERS YOU THE BOMB HOMMIE DONT EVER DO DRUGS OR ALCHOHOL!!!!!!! AND GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE ITS FULL OF FREAKS
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Uhh hello! mother says i shudnt tap into that part of my memery because its not good and i wudnt love it. :( butt i stil love uncle bobby because he is family and ohana menes family and family menes wii stik twogether because wii love 1 another :)
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I've always been looking for a soul mate for somebody to love me beside me with me please Ben I love you your the 1 4 mii pls pls marry me
I do I do, thank you, thank you
<3 <3
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>>555370308
really, bro? You couldn't even be bothered to change the filename? 0/10
Try harder faggot.
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>>555370616
The wii u is gay
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Uhh hello! dont say wii u is gay! i love nintendo and i love wii u and i love all of nintendo and sony is a copy cat and i dont love them. dont bee a jerk u butt face!
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>>555365209
this is the best thing I've seen in my life. Fucking 10/10 im rolling OP
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>>555371485
wii u is super lame man. xbox is where its at bruh
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>>555371854
Uhh hello! thank u frend :) im glad u find my contant en joyable because i love making it and mother loves seaing mii happy!
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>>555371485
pcmasterrace faggot
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>>555372671
where are you getting all this from? photos and whatnot
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>>555372148
Uhh hello! NO XBOX IS BAD AND I DONT LOVE IT. Microsoft windows 7 is amazing and i love it butt i hate xbox skype and windows phone and windows 8 and i dont love them.
>_<
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>>555365209
fuck off you're not this guy you're just a fucking trolling newfag go back to le reddit army or the 9gag grenadiers
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>>555373035
what is your favorite? Mac or PC?
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>>555372856
Uhh hello! from my pc?! i took theese photos because i love two share my life and want two use them too sho all my frends wich r u and u guys i mete on line because i love u :)
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I think I remember this guy.
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>>555373539
kek
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>>555373220
Uhh hello! I am a pc user because i love my windows 7 pc!! it helps mii play minecraft!!
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>>555365209
>>555366796

I have never before actually laughed out loud to something like this. 11/10, sides are missing in action
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>>555373539
Uhh hello! that is not mii! i am not 8!! i am older then 8!! im not sum litle kid my frend!
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>>555373720
PC is meh tier. Mac and OS X are where its at
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>>555373969
Timestamp something you faggot
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>>555374036
Uhh hello! i mac wud bee nise :/ butt mother cant aford 1 four mii. :c
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>>555374436
I love you OP. Thanks for making my evening.
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>>555374436
Can I have buttsecks with u pls
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are you getting the new cod of battlefield?
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>>555365209
I named bork lazer u want be buddi?
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>>555365209
Gtfoutta here butters
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>this faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWcjUa1UJco
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>>555374980
Uhh hello! mother says i cant play m rated games no mater how much i love them! she says thay r two vilent and will turn my brane too mush.
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>>555365209
Hey guys, today we're gonna test the myth of how retarded OP is. We're gonna look at what he wrote, cause anyone can post a picture.
His speech is too coherent, he's making full sentences and complex speech patterns while just using simple words. Uh oh, it's not looking good for OP. Next, his spelling. His misspelling doesn't make sense. "mii"? Seriously, a real retard would use "me" (you know cause E sounds like an E in that word) or "mi" if you're full retard.
Also, seeing how normal people can't figure out how 4chan works on their own, I doubt Ricky Retardo here would be competent enough to navigate this site.

Final verdict: OP is a regular fag, not retarded. Tune in next week for Trap or Trout?
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>>555376110

your brain's already mush, kid, can't get much worse.
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>>555376908
Uhh hello! MY NAMES NOT RICK! I'm Ben Sanders frend. who is ricky? im not retarded and mother says that is a bad word and no 1 shud ever call mii that. I love too use mii because it reminds mii of Mii from Nintendo Wii because I love nintendo and i love wii and I love mii! :)
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>>555377409
Uhh hello! plese bee nise! u have 2 understand my english isnt gooder then sum of u guys. mother had too shelter mii and home sckool mii wen she wasnt working because she loves mii. she said im her darling angle and she loves mii and had two protect mii from Uncle Bobby for a little wile wen Uncle Bobby was ill.

plese bee respect full of mii because i love u frend :)
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My. Fucking. Sides.
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OP gets OP of the fucking year if this is actually real
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>>555378226
Uhh hello! wat do u mene bye sides? r u refering too wear Uncle Bobby began touching mii? plese dont make mii remeber that part of my life frend.
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>>555378634
can you link us to your facebook so we can send you gifts?

maybe even fb coins!
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OP isn't such a faggot after all
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>>555379048
Uhh hello! you can like and share my facebook fan page i maid qite sum time ago :) i'll bee sure two up date it four u guys! BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL and u all seme so nise now c': and u make mii so hapy and make mii feel loved and i love it! thank u my frends i dont feel so lonelie after all!!!

just put this in after face book /officialbensanders
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>>555374036
Macfag detected

OP Autism is destroying me
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It's like gaben had a child
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I browse along /b again and this FUCKING pops up again. So have this /op
memegenerator has this shit now
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>>555380994
Uhh hello! no i am mother's child because she loves mii.
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This guy is too fucking nice and loves way too much.
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Hello Ben it is mii Uncle Bobby! It is good to see you again!
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>>555383321
Uhh hello! u r not Uncle Bobby!!! Uncle Bobby has bin away fore a few years. I hope he is ok though because i do love him and he is family. he didnt get two go to disney walt world last year with mother and I :c butt oh well.
if u wanna hear about my trip to disney walt world u can reed about it hear!! :)

http://thebensanders.wordpress.com/2013/08/16/uhh-hello-my-trip-2-disney-walt-world/

cheers!
-ben
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myfuckingsides
tonights winner
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This is fucking excellent. Checking out WordPress & OP types the same as here.
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>>.555384489
Uhh hello! thank u fore cheking out my blog :) i live two make jesus smile because I love him!!
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Uhh hello!
/b sum of u r super duper nise and i love u all fore that! u r all so swete and im sure weed all bee bestest frends in reel life! i hope too run into sum of u sumday so wii can bee frends because i love u. remember too bee nise and spred the love of christ because he loves us.

Uhh goodnight frends! I love you all!
cheers!
-ben :) <3
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7066232236
jastas5
fb basanders
have fun
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>>555373539
oh god, the King of /b/!

Thy have returned, my king.

My loyalty and sword is yours.
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>>555388380
Uhh hello! i was having a hard time sleeping now that i thought of Uncle Bobby a lot :( Butt if u realy want two lable mii as king Id preffer LORD SUPER SANDERS. my kind ser :)
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>>555387725
Uhh hello! I dont mind u having my info as long as u r nise about it and dont aboose it because i wudnt love that and ither wud mother! ur rite tho! wii nede two have more fun frend :)
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GODDAMMIT WHY CANT I STOP READING THIS IN MY HEAD IN AN ULTRA GAY VOICE
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>>555383862
No Ben, it is me, Uncle Bobby.
I have bin away here on 4chan fore a few years.
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