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Alright Faggots, gather 'round. Tis story time!!

>be me
>be be 15, 5 years ago
>sitting with group of friends
>4 guys including me, 3 girls
>im the only single one, the rest are dating one another
>watching a movie guy friends house
>he gets a phone call
>says his cousin Bethany is coming over
>ive never met Bethany
>waitanhour.gif
>Bethany walks in and hugs Seth
>Bethany is life. Bethany is love.
> 11/10 Big Tits, Big Ass, Red Hair, Pale Skin

continue?...
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>make thread
>story time
>doesn't put full story

kill yourself nigger
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>>555360593
bamping for moar
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>Bethany looks for a place to sit.
>everyone is with their dates
>im alone, beta as fuck
>pretend to be asleep so she wont sit by me, because im fucking beta
>holyshitshesatbyme.png
>holyshitshesmellslikecinnamon.gif
>says hi to me
>i say hey
>we talk for a while about shit
>she plays vidya gaems like me
>she says we have a lot in common
>i say "yeah"... because im a fucking nigger
>she smiles

continue>>
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Bippity boppity bump
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>>555360593

no moar, thanks for asking
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>>555361497
jesus christ OP, post it all at the same time
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Moar
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>>555361497
>pretend to be asleep
>say hey
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>>555361497
Posts 2 lines and asks to cont.... gtfo
i smell new
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>movie ends
>everyone starts getting horny
>everyone is sucking face
>me and Bethany look at eachother
>everyone goes to seperate rooms, including me and her
>we are in one of the many guest rooms in the back of the house
>she asks if i think shes cute
>"uhhh i guess so.."
>whatthefuckiswrongwithme.jpg
>"i mean yes. you are extremely beautiful."
>thanks, you are too Anon
>i blush, and get wood
>like omfg its a timberyard in my pants

continue??
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>>555362072
Stop fucking asking if you should continue.
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>>555362072
Just continue you faggot
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>>555362072
this faggot is boring

continue??
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>>555362072
>2014
>either not having pre-written greentext
>or just not posting all becuas faggot
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>>555362072
okay, i thought you were building up to something, but obviously your not
It your gonna tell a greentext story, then tell a fucking greentext story
You arent micheal fucking bay, and you arent a master story teller
Quit asking if you should continue, just do it you fucking newfag
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>>555362072
No. We want you to stop because you should have posted it all at once to begin with.
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>>555362072
No. Don't continue.
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Heaven is a faggot

OP might be a faggot
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>>555360593
Why the fuck Bethany? Couldn't come up with a better name?
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pls moar
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>she kisses me. and i dont know what to do
>being as beta as I am, ive never kissed a girl
>we lay down
>she says she wants to blow me
>ooooohnoooooobrooooooo.png
>i ask if we can just make out
>she gets upset
>i tell her its ok.
>i tell her im a virgin. never got a kiss or anything
>she respects me for my honesty
>she wants to kiss me though
>she offers to teach me
>i agree
>i practice making out with 11/10 red head for a good hour
>i have to go home
>i get her number
>ok, fast forward 3 weeks
>i get text one night
>she says shes moving in with Seth
>i cant believe it
>she will be so close now
>didnt get to see her for 3 weeks, only texted her
>tomorrow is 1st day back to school
>guess who is in my home room (and majority of my classes)
>Bethany of course!

continue?
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>>555363257
your a newfag
faggot
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>>555362072
fucking fag didn't write it out beforehand. hurry up faggot
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>>555363469
Heaven is all, heaven is life
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>>555363339
Homeroom? Are you in fucking middle school?

MODS!!!!!
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I'm fucking done with this shit op fuck off with your stupid ass story.
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>>555363339
STOP ASKINGTO CONTINUE YOU FUCKING NEWFAG JUST GO. PEOPLE ALREADY SAID CONTINUE STOP TRYING TO BE AN OLD FAG
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>>555363746
>be be 15, 5 years ago
Learn to fucking read dickwipe
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>>555363746
read the entire story you newfag
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>fast forward another 3 weeks
>we are best friends
>see eachother everyday
>she never leaves my side
>everyone thinks im alpha
>11/10 girl shadows me
>i dont mind, i love it
>we never mentioned what happened 6 weeks ago
>one day after school she comes over
>parents arent home
>we are on my couch wathing pawn stars
>Chumly is my hero.gif
>she asks real reason why we didnt have sex that day
>i tell her i was afraid i would blow my load too fast
>she tells me that nothing makes her more horny than a nerdy virgin
>i laugh...
>ask her to be my girlfriend
>she says yes
>we kiss and watch tv
>she asks if we can finally fuck
>i tell her i still want to wait

get mad faggots, idgaf
continue?
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>>555364259
Was pawn stars released 5 years ago? Pretty sure OP is telling his story of his new bitch. Underage b8 alert MODS
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>>555364570
yes, pawn stars was released 5 years ago moron
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>>555364259
i like this
plz continue op
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>>555364791
shiet looked it up, nobody watches that beta show anyways
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>she sighs and says ok
>fast forward to christmas break
>we are sitting in my livingroom, on christmas eve eve
>shes already met my family
>ive already met hers
>i love her family
>she loves mine
>we're watching the grinch
we're all talking about random shit, like school and work and whatnot
>gets late
>parents go to bed
>shes allowed to sleep over
>both my parents and her parents dont care
>they know i am king of beta
>we sit by my fireplace and look at the log burning
>she blurts out that she loves me
>i look at her...
>i tell her I love her too
>we kiss and hold eachother
>she asks if we can go to my room and have sex
>i think about it for a good 10 minutes

whoever wants me to hurry up can suck my ass because good stories shouldnt be rushed

continue??

(heaven is gay btw)
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>>555365154
when you fucked how horrible was it
did she laugh at your penis
is it dinosaur
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>>555365154
You're gay
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>>555365283
Lel
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>>555365154
>good stories shouldn't be rushed

Yeah, they shouldn't. You should take the motherfucking time of day to open notepad, and just write that shit down. Make it nice, and when you post a greentext thread, copypasta it in!

>not rocket science
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>I finally tell her yes
>we go to my room
>we lock my door
>she gets undressed
>that BOD
>bra size at LEAST 40DD
>asstastic ass
>small strip of pubes
>i lay down
>she says that she is dominant, and will do all the work
>i tell her ok
>she tells me no matter what she does dont make her stop
>i tell her ok again
>she ties my arms to my headboard with a belt
>she blows me for a while
>10/10 head
>she sits on me and rides me
>she bounces like a pro
>her tits bounce up and down and all around
>they bounce on my face

CUNTinue?
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>>555360593
>11/10
>red hair

Fucking faggot
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>>555365962
fake you would have came already
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obviously going to end with walk the dinosaur, too good to be true.
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>>555365962

I know a redhead named Bethany with tits. Go on.
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>>555365962
Yes
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>>555363339
what a fucking shit story, bro. You could have just fucking made something up you underage newfag fuck. Just say you fucked her.
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i smell newfag
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>tells me she has had sex before, i am by far the best, and im not even moving
>she gets really into it
>she is riding me like her life depends on it
>suddenly, i feel very uncomfortable about it
>i tell her to stop
>she ignores
>i tell her again
>she covers my mouth
>i beg
>i become flacid
>this all feels wrong this all feels so wrong!!!
>.
>.
>.
>.
>i wake up next to my lifepartner, Shrek
>I wake him, telling him i had a dream about having sex with someone other than him
>he tells me "dont worry, its all ogre"
>me and shrek then 69, eating out eachothers assholes
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>>555365962
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>>555366929
not even close to fooled
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>>555366929
2forced
2shit
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>>555366929
Of course
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>>555366929
That was
Unexshrekted
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>>555366929

>Dallas
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>>555366929
3/10
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>>555367069
not even close to caring
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since i have no life outside of lurking 4chan,
ill just this i found some time ago.
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>>555366929
Don't worry, boner was lost lightyears ago anyway faggot
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>>555367120
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>>555366929
1/10 knew it was troll, just not sure which troll.

>I hope you get space aids
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I would have told the actual story, but all of these edgy 14 year olds got mad because they are virgins, so i just ended it with a shreking ball
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uhh how bout no sage
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>>555367295
faggot lightyear is distance, not time
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>>555362072
>>i blush, and get wood
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>>555367502
how do you expect us to fap to this godly story when you take 5 minutes between posts?
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>>555367502
fuck you, newfag.
kill yourself
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>>555367502
Nigger why are you letting faggots command the thread
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>>555367672
because i wanted to know if it was gaining or losing interest, its a long story
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>>555367120
Fucking this
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No its funny because everyone who is complaining is
>14
>edgy faggot
>worships family guy
>would fuck peter griffin
>loves linkin park
>wannabe stoner
>chav
>virgin
>virgin
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if you guys want i can post a very brief summary of the whole story
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>>555368176
Whats wrong with Linkin Park?
Douche
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>>555368176
niggah im just tryin' to get my fap on and you were taking 5 minutes. sorry i was interested into hearing your bs of a story let me be 14 again pls
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>>555367845
Don't tell anyone this, but I think it's because OP is a fag... Just a sneaking suspicion.
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>>555367502
> implying you're not a virgin fag
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>>555368176
Correction: i'd titty fuck Peter Griffin
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>>555360593
FUCKEN GREEN TEXT FAGGOT
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>>555368596
edgy fag
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>>555366929
i would have preferred dinosaur :(
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OP is bad at this
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BRIEF SUMMARY
>be me
>be 15, 5 years ago
>chilling with friends
>4 guys including me, 3 girls
>everyone dates one another
>only single one
>friends cousin comes over
>11/10
>she sits with me, im alone
>we talk
>have a lot in common.gif
>house turns into makeout party
>me and chick go to guestroom in back of house
>make out
>wanna fuck
>fuck no.gif
>just make out
>becomes bff
>she comes to my school
>bff
>bff
>shes my shadow
>christmas time
>we start dating
>we fuck
>she dominant
>i start getting nervous
>get flacid
>idk why
>turns out i prejaculated
>got pregnant
>got abortion

when i lost my virginity i got someone pregnant
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>>555368604
Go read StoryBro's stories or something, you faggot.
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>>555369334
i'll show you edgy, nigger
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>>555368963
someone is pissed because hes never dipped his biscuit
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>>555366929
shrek is drek
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whats goin on here
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>>555369550
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>555370401
wow shitty pasta in a shit thread
good job op
really a fag

/thread
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>>555370401
Can't remember, that from a movie or tv show?
>Kill yourself
>OP is always a faggot>>555370602
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/thread
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>>555370786
this

>sage this faggoty thread
>op is a dicknigger
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