Anyone here from or by north myrtle beach, SC? Going there on

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Where...where am i?

>>555320203
weed is strict as fuck. dont get caught. booze isnt too bad and girls are usually everywhere

>>555320454
EFG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU

>>555320454
Found you !

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Am I alive?

>>555320203
South Carolina reporting in
Myrtle Beach is a shit hole

864 represent

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>>555320684
You're in heaven. You drowned after touching a nigger penis. I'm chris hanson with Dateline NBC.

>>555320684
hello i am heaven and ur a fag. gtfo

>>555320684
Nope

>>555320583
Like how much is a beer at the average bar? I pay around 2.50-3.50 here in IL

>>555320684

did you died?

EFG!

>>555320684
its ok bro
you're safe here
no niggercocks in sight

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>>555320203
This poor thread is going to get derailed b4 it even starts

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It's as if nothing happened...it's just me here.

>>555320203
You ain't gonna get any weed

I was just up there, man. Apparently a bush smelled of weed, but last time I check plants don't do drugs so I think you're out of luck

>>555321105
Do you still have your pen?

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...me and my fucking button!

>>555321105
Be wary EFG. That dick could still be around

>>555321105
Hey, what's that behind you?

we here bro we see you

>>555321237
Press it

>>555321237
what does the button do?

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>>555321105
EFG!

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>>555321237
Press it.

>>555321237
You must do it.

>>555321237

PUSH THAT BUTTON!

>>555321237
'tis your destiny

>>555321237
press it, see what happens. It will give you all the answers you seek.

dont do it efg

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you know what you must do

EFG you need to learn when to stop touching things

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Here we go! Round 2

trow it away!!

>>555321675
Oh shit he's doing it

>>555321675
bad idea. oh well, your problem

>>555321675
Nooooooooooo

>>555321675
Prepare your anus

OH BOY!

>>555321675
Kaboom

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>>555321675
>inb4

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>>555321675

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>>555321792
You were worried for nothing. It's just a red thing!

>>555320203
shit OP. im vacationing there in a couple weeks

>>555321953
Oh fuck!
RUN EFG

looks bad, run

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>>555321953
RUN EFG, RUN!!!

>>555321953
Is that a portal?

>>555321953
just run. run and don't look back. please i beg you

>>555321953
Shits not good. Shit is not good.

>>555321953
That's no red thing.
It's an anus.

>>555321953
eat it

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Myrtle Beach is a shit tier tourist trap. Over priced everything, back woods redneck ass cops.

>>555321953
Aww fuck

>>555321675
aw shit>>555321953
IDS HAVENING

RUN MAN, RUUUUNNNN!

>>555321953
Put ur dick in it..

>>555321953
you've done it now EFG, hope you prepared your anus

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>>555321953

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HOLY FUCK ITS BACK TO FINISH THE JOB

>>555320871
agreed

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>>555321953
Red dot?

>>555322334
OH FUCK

>>555322334
AAAAAAAAAHHHH
FUCKING RUN

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>>555322334

>>555322334
NOOOO

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>>555321953
get away from it NOW

>>555321986
I'll be there 10-16th Aug. I'll be a guy walking down the beach drunk off my ass.

>>555322334
aaaand here comes the sage

>>555322334
Run!

>>555322334
Hurry wip out your dick

>>555322334
GODDAMNIT EGF

LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU

>>555322334
Poke his eyes out

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>>555322334
oh fuck shit's about to go down

>>555322334
get away EFG

>>555322334
KILL IT!!!

>>555322334
OH FUCK THIS IS THE END.
RUN EFG RUN

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>>555322334

PUSH THE BUTTON AGAIN!!

>>555322334
ooooooooooooooooooooo

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>>555322334
FUUUUUUUUUU

>>555322334
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Hide

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>>555322334
Shit efg you fucked up again nigger

>>555320880

least recognized funny comment.

>>555321105
Holy fuck!

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>>555322334

>>555322491
ill be there 3 weeks before ya. i will be that same guy

>>555322334
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR GUN

>>555320871
agreed, also 843 master race

>>555322980
>>555322334
THE GUN EFG THE FUCKING GUN.

Maybe if we find that niggercock we can pit them against each other

>>555322725
Nobody gives a fuck about some random comment,did you want us all to say"lel" "kek"
Efg is here nobody cares

>>555323134

eat a dick turbo nigger.

>>555322334
Lead it back to the room filled giant nigger semen so it might drown...

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WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

>>555323308
OH SHI-

>>555323308
Aids happened

>>555323205
oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
nope

>>555323308
MUTILATION! MUTILATION! MUTILATION! MUTILATION!

>>555323308
Matate por favor

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, nooooooo efg!

>>555323308

Did EFG died?

>>555323308
OH FUCK
FUCKSHITFUCK

>>555323308
Ooooh shit! EFG are you okay?

>>555323308
Fucking hit the tv to get the signal back

tommy collapsed time and space
oh shi-

>>555320871
Agreed, but it can be fun as fuck. 803 report in

>>555323308
WELCOME TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE

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>>555323308
e-efg? ... no

>>555323308

i use to do that effect for car crashes in ms paint when i was 8.

>>555323308
a nigger put his dick in your eye

>>555323308
Looks like you applied a filter to your photo

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>>555323308
EFG merges with it and trancends to planar form

>>555323605
efg is god

>>555320871
agreed. 803/843 hybrid master race reporting

>>555323605
um.... no.

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*nnnm...Giant..Face...Get...Away...*

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>>555323308

>>555323834
ffs

>>555323834
>inb4 get thread

>>555323834
It was all just a wet dream...

>>555323834
shit nigga, you scared me.romipu was

>>555323834
Fucking Shamalymadingdongaroo makes better twists than this

>>555323834
rekt

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W-what? Oh shit, it was all just a bad dream. It's the strangest thing, i had a terrible one last night too...

>>555323834
EFG looks like you were having a wet dream

>>555323834

Quick! look under the covers!!

WHO KILLED JR???

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>>555323834
it was just a dream

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>>555323834

>>555323834
efg wake your stupid nigger ass up

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>>555323834
WAKE UP EFG

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>>555323994
WE GONNA HAVE WORDS

>>555322491
this is all anything any guy does there.
and then the locals laugh and take your bitch home because you're a dumbass tourist

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>inb4 thomas is back

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>>555323994
Oh tell me about it I'm so interested

>>555323994
inb4 thomas

>>555323994
and under the covers...

>>555323994
check under covers. get one of those token things from inception to make sure you arent dreaming inside a dream

>>555323994
>>555323994
fucking neet

>>555323994
What was that one about?

>>555323994
thomas is under your bed nigger

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>>555323834
mfw

>>555324237


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM

>>555323994
EFG, you are still dreaming

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is tommys surname; krueger?
i think i peed a little

EFG isn't dreaming, he's in a coma

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>>555324453
Then dreams can really still come true?! Check my 7!

>>555324618
Oh EFG so close

>>555324618
Damnit, a second time efg. Second time you failed in that

>>555320886
7.00 if your gonna go to touristy places. And you will. Because your a faggot.

>>555324618

kek, #rekt

>>555324618
*WINDOWS ENCOUNTERED ERROR*

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>>555324618
so close

>>555324618
EFG strikes again

>>555324618
every fucking time

>>555324618
So close, man..

>>555324618
Not a 7, here take mine.

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>>555324618
Oh you

>>555324453
we inception now?

>>555324618
7 get

>>555324618
Kek

>>555324618
you were close, oh. so. close.

>>555324618
Damnit, a second time efg. Second time you failed in that
>inb4 his next post ends in 7

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>>555324618

>>555324618
take my 7 efg!!!!

>>555324827

tacoclot wins.

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Fuck. Nothing left to do but go back to sleep..

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>>555324618

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>>555324618

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>>555324970

>>555324970
NO, THOMAS IS THERE. HE'S LIKE FREDDY. YOU DIE IN YOUR DREAMS, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE NIGGA

>>555324970
No, Thomas is waiting for you in dreamland

>>555323028
damn str8 son

>>555324970

sleep is for the weak efg.

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>>555324970
Fucking get your lazy ass out of bed

>>555324970
Goodnight EFG

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>>555324876
Close is never an option.

>>555324970
Fap fap fap

>>555324970
just fap and get it over with nigger

do you guise here the rape train cummin? i don't think it has brakes

Goodnight EFG, I'm going to go watch Star Wars

>>555320871
843 reporting in

Myrtle Beach sucks

>>555325231
you are pretty close right now

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>>555325231
EFG YOU GOTTA STAY AWAKE!

>>555325363

choo choo mutha fucka

>>555325231
what will you do about it then EFG?

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>>555325474
Get a 7.

>>555324128
I'll be taking their bitch back to her place and fucking her in her man's bed. Who the Fuck takes their chick on vacation, shittt.

>>555325363

>here
>hear

>>555325669
7 get

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>>555325669

>>555325669
you made it worse EFG!

>>555325669
You got 69. Close enough

>>555325669

god your such a faggot. your mother hates you.

>>555325669
Here, take mine.

>>555325710
you dont get it
the bitches here only fuck the dudes with the most camo on
its bunch of redneck fucks

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>>555325719
i'm typing in the dark

Anyways guys, i'm out. I'll see you next time EFG decides to make an appearance.

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>>555325669
you'll never get a 7 (if i do)

>>555326102
suck a nigger cock bitch

>>555325968

there is some classy shit now in cammo. try a little. wear what the old rich white people wear, that shit is fabulous

>>555325669
You're pathetic. You can't get a seven if your life depended on it.

>>555326102
Welp, time to screencap and edit both threads.

>>555326102
see you.

>>555326214
I bet your one of them reddifags. enjoy the karma

>>555326178
>classy
>camp
Inbred sister fucker detected

>>555326102
Well, it was fun.

>>555326410
kek
being this mad

>>555326446
>>camp

do you see really rich old white people 'camping'?

fuck no son you don't. they bring a fucking 16 wheeler worth of shit, they don't 'camp'. they live.

>>555326178
if it aint tiedyed
or some sacred geometry
or some grateful shit on it
i dont want it

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