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Currently in the process of killing myself, how long is this supposed to take?
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kill yourself
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>>555311192
Whatcha' got in the fridge?
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Apparently long enough for you to start a thread about it.
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Timestamp?
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give it some gas pussy.

atleast 4k rpm
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Wtf did u park in the kitchen?
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You have a fridge in your garage?
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>>555311192
Open the fridge doors to increase chances of hypothermia.
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Don't do it OP
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>>555311294
This has to be the most intelligent comment I have ever seen in my entire life.
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just google "How long does it take for carbon monoxide to kill someone?"

Make us do all the work you fucking degenerate pussy.
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OP here. Still not dead.
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If your a virgin and are killing yourself you better stop right now.If there is an afterlife when I get up there it better not be filled with faggots like you.So straighten up and get some pussy
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>>555311192
>Decent looking shit from what I can tell
I'm over here broke as shit and have almost nothing and have no desire to kill myself. Lol do it faggot.
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>>555311192

Too fucking long if you're still here wasting our time with this thread. At least crack a joke or something.125
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>>555311981
tell us your problems and we'll tell you if it's worth doing
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>>555311981
Hold your foot down on the accelerator a little bit.

Also close the garage door you dumbfuck
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>>555311981
Your parents are gonna be pissed as hell that you ran their car out of gas, dude. Just stop.
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REMEMBER, THIS GAME HAS NO RESPAWN!
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>>555312408
says your shitty faith.
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>>555311192
you have to get out
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HIT THE GAS
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Can I get your credit card number before you die?
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>>555311981
Have you rolled your windows down? And did you at least put up a warning sign about the exhaust gas so the poor sod who'll have to clean up after you doesn't get a carbon monoxide poisoning?
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If by any chance you become a ghost, or some shit, post wtf happens after you kill yourself.
i wanna know
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If your sitting there thinking about whoever called your problems thinking this'll show them,it might but you won't be able to see their dispair. Dont do this,go burn down their house or something.Make for a much better thread.
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You got a sweet ride don't do it
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timestamp faggot and also rev the engine
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>>555311192
Can you give me some money before you die I'm incredibly poor
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>>555312534
this man is golden
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My faith is to fuck your mom right in the pussy!
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>>555311192
Dude give me your car first then I'll take u out quick and painless
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>>555311294
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>>555312713

You've got a point Heaven, I was about to make the same one.

Captcha: Hello governor
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>>555312637
OMFG YOU ARE A GENIUS!
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Op is kill
R.I.P OP
He was an fggt
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>>555311192
it would be faster and safer to your environment to use Helium.
just in case you feel like switching style halfway through.
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New car is too fuel-efficient. Won't work.
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>>555311192
>Anonymous
Protip: Hit the gas
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>>555311782
I start feeling legitimately suicidal every time I read that autistic screencap. Then I cringe and feel even worse when I think of someone actually feeling the need to save it.
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>>555313054
There's a shortage of helium, no need to waste precious coolant on faggots.
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Post your CC
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>>555313164
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lol prius.

Yall niggers gettin `trolled.
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Im on mobile so it's tough to do this. Basically i'm a coward that no longer has the mental capacity to deal with life, so im just sitting here with a smirk as i read you people rightfully make a joke out of the end of my lofe
Been a while but so far i just feel shaky and light headed
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>>555312703

>in the process of burning down your house.
>how long until you die?

do it op
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>>555313379
not a prius ignorant faggot
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>>555313519

Post your face then, I want to see the face of the man who doesn't want to live.
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>>555313615

U Mad?
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>>555313265
then he could use Argon.
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>>555312835
>failed to reply directly

How's middle school?
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YOUR CATILAC CONVERTER WILL NOT ALLOW POISON GAS IT WILL TAKE HOURS BEFORE THE DEMONS GOME AND GET YOU THERE LIKE WWE THE UNDERTAKER THEY GRAB YOUR NECK YO HAVE BEEN WARNED DEATH IS NOT LIKE THE MOVIES OR ANIME
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Considering it's a hybrid, never.
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>>555313519
You know you don't need to be in the car right? You can get out and grab a beer from the fridge without risking messing up your attempt.
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>>555313519
Get a hose and put it in the exhaust, promptly inhale.
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>>555313695
no
not really
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>>555313745
go back to tumblr
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He haas a stainless steel fridge in garage OP isn't doing too bad
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>>555313904
lol u mad.
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>>555313519
Don't die on me you nigger
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>>555313519
hehe
you said lofe
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>>555311192
are you trying to kill yourself in a electric car?
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>>555313997
>OP's parents aren't doing too bad
ftfy

OP is probably 16
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>>555313997
My point exactly
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>>555313683
this
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I am in a toyota camry. I figured since it's a newer car the catalytic converter would cause some issues. Here is the face of fag OP this dying as i type this
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>has a Toyota
>killing yourself

You fucking piece of shit, i'm almost forced to drive a 1995 FIAT, i have a shitty job, i look like a fucking autist and i didn't give up, you faggot. Stop that, you piece of shit.
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>>555311782
dude holy shit this makes a fair point.
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>>555314034
>>555313615

It's a Camry you spergs.
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>>555314327
what kind of phone do you have?
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>>555314327
Why are you trying to kill yourself?
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>>555314327
Shit nigger you gun die in an hour
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>>555314327
OP don't do it. 27 people have survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. all 27 said they regretted it as soon as they jumped. you can still stop.
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>>555314327
OP you're fucking dumb. You look like you could get pussy quick. You also have a new car and I bet your house is nice faggot.
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unhook the cat you autistic fuck
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>>555313224
how the fuck is that even cringe? Anon you're a retard
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What the fuck is up with white knights this isn't /b/ anymore
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>>555311192
Approximatly 75 years.
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It doesn't take long, my neighbor died just having a generator going in his garage last winter.
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>>555314327

dude come on, it's not worth it, i mean you could be fucking the living shit out of chics, you look good, have some nice shit, I mean honestly just deal with life
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>>555314584
ftfy..

27 STUPID people tried to kill themselves.

Smart people do things a little more definitive.

Captcha: soul ammandd
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OP please don't do it.
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>>555311192
not fast enough apearently
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>>555314327
Faggot is going to kill himself, bitch ass motherfucker looks better than 50% of the autistic people on this website.
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>>555314405

>jealous of someone who drives a camry

i now appreciate my life a whole lot more. i truly believe you will never know what a non-shit life feels like.
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where's the hose at?
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>>555314405
shut the fuck up nobody cares
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>>555314812
I know, /b/ cheers the suicidal person on. This isn't gay ass tumblr. They're just faggots.
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>>555314890
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>>555314327
you are attractive

>giving up those genetics

hey, maybe you are retarded so killing yourself would be good
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OP if you were to hook a vent up to your exhaust and vent it into your car you would die faster. just saying.
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>>555311192

>amerifat has a thousand dollar fridge in the garage just in case he's too hungry to go all the way into the fucking kitchen

kill yourself
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>>555314327

Don't

Give

Up
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You can at least post your debit card number information, OP.
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You have no room up here.
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>>555315094
you just went full summer
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In here to white knight this shit. Op, the fuq is your problem. Pull your shy together turn off that fucking car and go inside. Damn, I lost my freind to this shit and I don't want another person to be lost
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>>555315180
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>>555314327

dont do it man, if you didnt gave a fuck about this world you wouldnt habve posted here
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ok, I guess op is dead?
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>>555315006
First, i don't even live in the United States. Second, Camrys are luxury cars where i live, so, yes. I'm jealous. And i'm a real interstate broker. I have more motives to kill myself than OP does. He looks better than I do.
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>>555314904
I guarantee you none of that is his and he's living with his parents.

We've figured out why he wants to kill himself by looking at the clues. /b/ was mother fuckin' Sherlock Holmes today.

Do it, OP. If you really think your shit's so bad then do it. You're clearly not smart enough to offer anything to the species. One less mouth to feed and more precious oxygen for others.
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Anyone recommend good porn while I wait for op to kill?
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>>555315251
clever post is clever
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>>555314327
What are you listening to? Some hurting ass sucidal music I take it?
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>>555314327
OP id suck the shit out of your dick
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>>555314327
op started this thread just to post this pic to get confident
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>>555311192
ull know when the excruciating headache kicks in and you start vomiting all over yourself.
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>>555315407
nice
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>>555314327

i hope you put a hose to your exhaust and ran it into your car through the window

or you're full retard for waiting for the garage to fill up with CO
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I presume dead
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>>555314584

27 people regret spending 10s of thousands of dollars on court / medical bills after intentionally hurting themselves in one of the most painful ways possible.

What a shocker.
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>>555315119
this
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>>555311192

Your car looks pretty modern, in which case you can probably burn an entire tank of gas in your garage without producing enough carbon monoxide to kill yourself.

Sux, donit?
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If you kill yourself tumblr wins. don't do this to us.
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>>555314327

Don't

Give

In
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Death is like kane he grabs you by the neck the man in the top hat looks like the undertaker you will still feel pain in the after life i dont how i know this i just know your going the end up brain damaged if you dont open the garage
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dont do it, you do care about this life otherwhise you wouldnt have posted.

also this captcha is funny as hell
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>>555315185
white knight faggot, go back to tumblr
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hey op you better hope this shit kills you. I know a guy who did the same shit your doing and survived and hears a constant ringing in his ears. He said it sounds like a freight train. It gets better as he takes his medication.
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>>555311192
i also like to sit in my car
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>>555311192
>Having to clean all that shit and piss
>Why do people do this!?
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where is the old /b/ that fed on others misery,now its just a bunch white knights and moral fags here

>/b/ is kill
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>>555314327
OP do you want to at least donate something to some anons that might really need it?
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>>555315897
I was gonna check the exif but now I don't even want to
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OP is gone guys. May his soul rest forever in this thread.
>Captcha: Mbrofius brocenta
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>>555315897
>implying
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>>555314327
you are attractive. Why the hell would you kill yourself? Don't do it
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OP, can you upload the same picture of yourself to imgur. Please. this stuff prunes ya know
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>>555315903
yeah, good point. Giveaway thread too possibly? we could use your stuff because you clearly don't need it.
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hold accellerator and brake at same time to do a burnout and make it quicker
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>>555315378
In america, the camry is known as the automobile that you go on craigslist and try to buy as your first car ever. They never break and are dirt cheap, so any 16 year old with a shit job can afford one after a month's pay.
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>>555311192

RIP Based OP.
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>Be OP
>Post pic of car
>Don't revv engine
>Die slowly
>Post on 4chan

Man you are one retarded motherfucking, okay lookin or not. Die.
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>>555316013
The exif says nothing, 4chan strips metadata these days
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>>555314327
rip op
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OP stop. Don't do it. I love you.
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OP Here, not kill. I struggle with depression. But none of you would care to userstand that. Just thought you'd find entertainment in my death and apparently i was correct.
>captcha nofidy secretary
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>>555315897
/b/ has just been with tumblr for so long, they have become one
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>>555315897
>old b
>b was never good
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>>555316309
ohey
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>>555316309
Upload picture of yourself to imgur
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>>555316309
post credit card number
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Is that a prius?
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>>555316309
OP why don't you shitpost to make your self feel better?
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>>555311192
can i have your car?
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>>555316309
Dick pix pls
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?
?
?
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>>555316309
make me sad
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>>555316579
almost
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you planning on killing the people that come try to save you too? cuz that very well could happen.
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>>555316309
Fuck me.

>i'm a girl btw
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>>555316478
do you even know how to fucking read?
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>>555316309
WHy go with carbon monoxide? If you're already in the car, just get out the garage and go really fast. Like really really fast. If you crash and die then mission accomplished
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OP
Give up your shit to /b/
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If you are feeling suicidal now, please stop long enough to read this. It will only take about five minutes. I do not want to talk you out of your bad feelings. I am not a therapist or other mental health professional - only someone who knows what it is like to be in pain.

I don’t know who you are, or why you are reading this page. I only know that for the moment, you’re reading it, and that is good. I can assume that you are here because you are troubled and considering ending your life. If it were possible, I would prefer to be there with you at this moment, to sit with you and talk, face to face and heart to heart. But since that is not possible, we will have to make do with this.

I have known a lot of people who have wanted to kill themselves, so I have some small idea of what you might be feeling. I know that you might not be up to reading a long book, so I am going to keep this short. While we are together here for the next five minutes, I have five simple, practical things I would like to share with you. I won’t argue with you about whether you should kill yourself. But I assume that if you are thinking about it, you feel pretty bad.

Well, you’re still reading, and that’s very good. I’d like to ask you to stay with me for the rest of this page. I hope it means that you’re at least a tiny bit unsure, somewhere deep inside, about whether or not you really will end your life. Often people feel that, even in the deepest darkness of despair. Being unsure about dying is okay and normal. The fact that you are still alive at this minute means you are still a little bit unsure. It means that even while you want to die, at the same time some part of you still wants to live. So let’s hang on to that, and keep going for a few more minutes.
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>>555316154
I know. Still better than the shithole I live. Guess the problem is my locale.
>>555316019
I don't give a dogshit. If he doesn't want to listen, his fault. You know the drill.
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>>555316309
Don't be a fagbag. Don't kill the ones who have to clean shit up after you cum guzzling angel, you.
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So you guys want some nudes before i die or what?
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>>555316309
but it doesn't seem to work.
i guess you only had the car running for the first pic, you are fake
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>>555316658
Tits or GTFO.

OP needs it
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>>555316309
>But none of you would care to understand that.
1. Do you know where you are?
2. Do you really think we haven't sunk to that point?
>apparently i was correct
1. Yes.
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Close all openings, open car window just fall asleep
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>>555316843
post pics of your mom
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>>555316843
Yes no homo
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>>555316843
sure why not
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If you are feeling suicidal now, please stop long enough to read this. It will only take about five minutes. I do not want to talk you out of your bad feelings. I am not a therapist or other mental health professional - only someone who knows what it is like to be in pain.

I don’t know who you are, or why you are reading this page. I only know that for the moment, you’re reading it, and that is good. I can assume that you are here because you are troubled and considering ending your life. If it were possible, I would prefer to be there with you at this moment, to sit with you and talk, face to face and heart to heart. But since that is not possible, we will have to make do with this.

I have known a lot of people who
have wanted to kill themselves, so I have some small idea of what you might be feeling. I know that you might not be up to reading a long book, so I am going to keep this short. While we are together here for the next five minutes, I have five simple, practical things I would like to share with you. I won’t argue with you about whether you should kill yourself. But I assume that if you are thinking about it, you feel pretty bad.

Well, you’re still reading, and that’s very good. I’d like to ask you to stay with me for the rest of this page. I hope it means that you’re at least a tiny bit unsure, somewhere deep inside, about whether or not you really will end your life. Often people feel that, even in the deepest darkness of despair. Being unsure about dying is okay and normal. The fact that you are still alive at this minute means you are still a little bit unsure. It means that even while you want to die, at the same time some part of you still wants to live. So let’s hang on to that, and keep going for a few more minutes.
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>>555316309
Op don't kill yourself the world is your ointment
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>>555316843
Moar face pics.

And don't kill yourself.
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>>555316309
im realy sorry dude.. i wish i could help. I would if I could. Dont give up bro
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Revv the engine, post a pic of it at least 4k
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/b/ Permission to engage address search????
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>>555316713
TLDR -> White night BS
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have you thought about who has to clean up after you go?
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Remove the catalytic converter
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>>555317021
You can do that?
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>>555316976
Why don't you shut the fuck up? How about that yeah. We all have the power to control our destiny. Gtfo let the man create his destiny.
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>>555317021
Granted.
( •_•)>??-? / (??_?)
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>>555316309
do it on cam at least you will get famous
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>>555314761
The entire premise banks on being able to regret the decision to kill yourself. Anyone who is serious about killing themselves, obviously doesn't care at all and with good reason because you can't miss out on/ regret anything once you are dead.

Any dipshit that found the image helpful or inspirational had absolutely no intention of killing themselves in the first place and were instead probably just a sad underage little pussy.

>TLDR; it's an image made for non-suicidal people to make them feel good about themselves.
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>>555316843
OP FOR FUCK SAKE DON'T DO IT MAN


P.S: People screen this thread, if OP ends up dying it will be another story to tell on /b/
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>>555316309
What's your name bro? Can't go yet!
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send us nudes
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Well god speed you bastard see you on the other side
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ITT:Summer and cancer
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>>555317148
why would he give a fuck, he'll be dead then.
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>>555317249
that's exactly what i'm doing...
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Yeah, Just download his uploads and run it through an EXIF reader then BOOM lat and longs found
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live stream m8
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>>555316309
>Some people do care but you're being a faggot and ignoring them and reading the kill yourself ones like a dense Autismail beta fag
So carry on pussy
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QUICK SOMEONE FIND THIS EXIF DATA IN HIS IMAGES SO WE CAN SEND HIM SOME PIZZA AS HIS LAST MEAL
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>>555316843
your paypal account
[email protected]
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Did he died?
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>>555317475
=] hey il text u tmrw gotta sleep nao night ^~^*
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>>555317512
>>555317595
There's no gps info in his pictures.
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>>555317512

lern 2 reed

>>555316265
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>>555317512
Permission granted, anon. Find the bastard.
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>>555317512
>EXIF isn't wiped before each post
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>>555316843
no but could i have your possessions
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>>555317595
>OP dies
>/b/ sends him pizza
>tell delivery guy to go into garage
>????
>profit
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Why /b suck so bad now? And you all fall for the bait...there's like literally. These suicide posts like 3-4 times a week, nothing ever happens fuck man
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Oh god, I wish the tumblrites that took a fancy to the site after the last raid would leave already, the white knights are cancer.
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>>555316843
no, we just want you to live stream it
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>>555317847
???? --- News story of /b/
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>>555317850
/b/ is kill
>no
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OP: timestamp - or do jazz hands.
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your gonna be a ghost you wanna be a ghost shit not fun its lonely being a ghost its like prison but worse
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>>555316976
Hahaha, what a pile of bullshit.
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SOMEONE RIGHT CLICK INSPECT ELEMENT AND SEARCH FOR AN IP ADDRESS!!!
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>>555318090
this
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>>555316976
The fact he is still alive this minute only means he hasn't figured out how to get it right yet, faggot.
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>>555311192
OP FUCK YOU DON'T DO IT YOU STUPID MAN.
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> not running a hose from tailpipe to window
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Is OP dead yet?
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>>555313519
Fag can't even spell "life" right, rev up your engine fag, die faster.
but if you're gonna die, no shame in a dick pic, live on
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>>555317850
We know he's not going to do it. He's too hot and probably stupid for that.
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>>555318176
do it your piece of shit self
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Can we turn this into a fucking MLP thread? A 9/11 thread? A hitler thread? Anything is better than these fucking attention whores that claim they are going to commit suicide bit don't
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you think you have problems? i'm a crippled nigger. legit black as coal nigger. 35 years old, virgin, wheelchair, live with my grandmother, we're both of fixed government assistance. i eat rice 3 times a day and watch anime from dawn to dusk. you ain't got problems, i got problems.
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Op is bread
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>>new car
>>SS fridge in the garage (you aren't poor)
>>you live in America (no restrictions on expanding and making yourself happy)

Cry me a river you weak, attention seeking degenerate. Call me when you really want to struggle.
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>>555317847
this
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>>555314327
/pol/ needs you, brother.

There are plenty of niggers you can kill before leaving
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>>555318484
How about you kill yourself
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>>555318489
Emerson student?
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>>555311192
If you are feeling nigger now, please stop long enough to nigger this. It will only take about five nigger . I do not want to talk you out of your bad nigger . I am not a nigger or other rapist - only someone who knows what it is like to be in niggers.

I don’t nigger who you are, or why you are reading this nigger . I only know that for the nigger , you’re reading it, and that is ass. I can assume that you are here because you are troubled and considering ending your butt with penis. If it were possible, I would prefer to be there with you at this moment because I enjoy the cock, to sit with you and hold you limp member, face to face and dick to but. But since that is not possible, we will have to make do with this. It is anal lube. I am masturbating.

I have known a lot of people who
have wanted to kill themselves, so I have some small idea of what you might be feeling. It is my balls. I know that you might not be up to reading a long nigger , so I am going to keep this short, also like my cock. While we are together here for the next five minutes, I have five simple, practical things I would like to ass with you. Fuck cock shit arse bum. I won’t argue with you about whether you should nigger yourself. But I assume that if you are thinking about it, you feel pretty. Whore.

Well, you’re still analy fisting, and that’s very good. I’d like to ask you to stay with me for the rest of this page. I hope it means that you’re at least a tiny bit gay, somewhere deep inside, about whether or not you really will end your virginity. Probably not, faggit. Often people feel that, even in the deepest darkness of despair. It's rather difficult to ignore. Being unsure about sex is okay and normal. The fact that you are still alive at this minute means you are still a little bit nigger . It means that even while you want to nigger , at the same time some part of you still wants to nigger. So let’s hang on to that, and keep going for a few more nigger.8=D
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>>555311192
modern cars are too clean to kill yourself with them, you're wasting your time
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>>555318489
sounds like the good life, except for being a nigger
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>>555318489
sell crack
???
no more problems
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>>555315180
Dude I have an extra fridge in my garage. I store extra milk, cheese, meat and water in there.
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>>555318775
lol
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>>555318775
KEK
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>>555318673
Don't wanna, my life sucks but I ain't no coward
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>>555316976
>>555316713

relevant: >>555318775
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>>555318775
HOME FUCKING RUN!!!
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>>555318762
motherfucker i can't afford no college and my brain doesn't work right anyways
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>>555318864
then wtf do you keep in the fridge in your kitchen?
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Dude if you survive your more than welcome to have special access to my deepweb
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>>555313164
the keks were had tonite
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>>555315897
I concur. Tumlblr kids everywhere
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OP dont give up now, you haven't lived your life yet. Its not worth killing yourself. I've lived with depression all of my life and attempted suicide multiple times, and i had to have people explain to me why i should never let my depression get the better of me. I do not know what caused you to go over the edge but in the long run i can promise you that someone will miss you because everyone has importance in this world and it took a large chunk of my life to realize this. Don't ruin your life, im sure no matter what there is something that you can do to help yourself over what may have happened to you. Do not ever give up.
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OP is dead or beating off
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>>555318851
eat nigger shit whitey
>>555318859
ill sell crack to your whore mother after i watch someone else fuck her
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op listen to this top tier music while your killing your self
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuwDaL4YD5M
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>>555318989
I was speaking public middle school
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>>555316843
>want some nudes?

I'd like some nudes of that engine

get out of car, open hood, show me some sexy steel

aka: get out of the car into the co-atmosphere and get some movement for increased breath-intake you moron.

also still waiting for confirmation on the engine runing all the time and not just for pics (i.e. fuel indicator must have moved by now or calculated left miles till next tankstop if it has that)
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Make sure you have your cock in hand when found OP.
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I just m??????????????????ade you wipe your screen.?
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i hope op is okay

that's one sexy motherfucker
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>>555319135
You should take a note from op
And kill yourself
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>>555319309
fuck off
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>>555319309
Mobile, but good
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>>555319309
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>>555319309
almost, but not quite.
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I wonder how dumb OP is going to feel if he runs out of gas before the job is done.
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OP hasn't responded in a bit, is he kill?
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>>555319309
No, you didn't, because I've already seen that as a comment on Youtube about half a dozen times.
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>>555319034
Clearly you didn't read the >extra
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>>555316976
an hero
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OP?
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>>555319173
nice tunes anon
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>open garage
>park car
>leave engine on
>take pic
>turn engine off
>leave lights on
>close garage
>profit
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>>555319605
Lol nah m8 nice id
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>>555314327
i feel a sense of loss now
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>>555319495
NO, but he is a faggot.
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>>555319362
Fuck off anon
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before you go, you should hear this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>555313519
was reading seriously and almost felt sympathetic, then you said lofe and my knees exploded
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Holy shit op delivered
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>>555318605
>new car
2009 camry isn't that new.
>ss fridge in garage
these comments are what bother me. why do people think that a fridge in the garage is the sign of a millionaire? every redneck i know has a fridge in the garage. you'd have to be pretty dirt poor or uncivilized to think this is some sort of accomplishment. starting at free-100 dollars on craiglist and 700 dollars brand new at retail stores like best buy, any retard can make this "fridge in your garage luxury" a reality.
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>>555319738
Ids man...samefag
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Op is kill?
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>>555319902
Fuck off moralfag
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>>555319738
Ever hear of IDs?
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No..
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tell us where you live so we can watch the news for that area
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>>555320079
fags don't die. it's like aids
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>>555311781
how? I dont get it
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>>555314327
If you kill yourself, the terrorists win
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>>555320024
link a craigslist ad with a 0-100 stainless steel fridge
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>>555320024
Umm fucking garages are pretty wealthy
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>>555318775
You deserve so many life points for this....like 2 or 3.
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>>555319970
Debatable
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>>555320240
your mom knows all about both of those things
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>>555319902
go away dumblr
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>>555320196
DOOOOO IIIT
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>>555319738
top kek I really hope this was an attempt to get replies because everyone has to know IDs exist.
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It's been a long time since OP's last reply...
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damnit. rip OP.
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>>555320320
he is the terrorist
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>>555320408
is your mom a faggot too?
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op is kill or potato
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>>555320520
Lol right?
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OP COME BACK
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