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These 2 ladies are thieves.

Youtube video -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgoYErLLIbc

Anonymous let's do our duty.
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up for justice
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>>555302778

fuck off
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>>555302778

this is why I carry
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time for some action in 4chan
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get closer to the camera baby
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>>555302778
Hold on a second.. they're not black..
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>>555302778
>Anonymous let's do our duty.
>let's do our duty
>our duty
>Anonymous
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>>555303601
they are gypsies
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>>555302778
typical dyke attitude
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>>555302778
>summons anonymous on 4chan...
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for the sake of these tits
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>>555302778
Why did he cut the recording? He could have got assault and theft on film.

Those women actually look a bit like my neighbors.
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>>555304012
he was afraid his camera would drop and break
or he wanted to hit first
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>>555303143
>this is why I carry
That is exactly why you shouldn't carry.
Nothing about this scene warrants brandishing a firearm.
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>white people are capable of commiting crimes
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>>555304518
top kek
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>just some fuel
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>>555304358
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun, than you can with just a kind word.
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>>555302778
Damn this video made me surprisingly upset. I feel un urget need to shove this canope up their asses and see it come out the other way. I think the reason to it is because they are not black.
Fuck me, the rest of the day is going to be shit.
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>>555304358
shoot them in the fucking head, that's what I'd do ...
2 thieves less in this planet
no martyrs cause they are worthless
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>>555304358
>Nothing about this scene warrants brandishing a firearm.
>Florida
That alone gives you the go ahead to magdump.
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>>555304164

>cuts recording
>fucking decks the bitches
>calls the cops on them
>he has their assault on tape but not his own, only evidence he hit them would be marks on their faces and potentially witnesses
>the women book it because they know they fucked up
>dude is just fine today

This happened. I have willed it.
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>>555304864
>Leverage implies justification
I think you're missing my point. Needless escalation of that scope is not only uncalled for here, it is irresponsible. If the bitches pulled a knife, I'm with you; that's not what's happening here.
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if youtube can't find them
4 chan can
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>>555305378
thank you for willing but it don't help no will
intredasting what i just said
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>>555305378
>Needless escalation of that scope is not only uncalled for here, it is irresponsible.

You pull the gun but you never shoot anybody, jeez. You put your hand on the holster, they shit bricks, and they fucking think 20 times before they think of stealing someones shit next time.

This is how you handle scum.
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>>555305383
The fuck's in it for you, OP?
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>>555305378
gun -> no escalation
no gun -> free thieves growing to be 90

>>555305732
justice
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>>555305732

Not OP, but Justice. Justice is what's in it for us all.

That and the inevitable lulz at the expense of these fat Florida grandmas.
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>>555302778
fuckin rekt
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>>555305939
Sp you just randomly stumbled on it whlie browsing yt?
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lul'd so hard at this one
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>>555306243

This has been circulating the entire internet for a few days now.

Lurk moar.
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>>555302778

The red tankini lady's first name is Linda, apparently. I doubt her friend was able to think fast enough to cough up a fake name.
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>>555303720
You can tell from their knees?
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>>555302892
shut the fuck up you fag
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>>555303601
it's clearly make up to throw us off the scent
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wait it's JUDEN! take it to sell it
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>>555306410

Mouth agape's name seems to be Catherine or Katherine.
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>>555305378
Might is right, faggot. Fuck off with your pussy logic. Nice guys finish last. This world is not rational. Get over it.
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DOX DOX DOX
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>>555304358
Do you carry at the beach? You bring your gun into the ocean?
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>>555303720
shit man now you're gonna get a fucking curse what have you done
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>>555307134
taking a panty shot ?
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>>555305729
'Brandishing' is the word I used. Either way, that doesn't negate my point. An old woman moves to slap you and your first thought is to ready a firearm?

Also, I can see your scenario playing out, if and only if you're open carrying. I've had one friend that open carried on his property. In public, I've only seen police open carry.

>>555305939
>implying the gun isn't almost universally the highest point of escalation
>implying the women got away with it sans gun
Glad to see my comments aren't sparking any actual thought or self-reflection.

>>555307002
lol get mad, faggot.
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Good to see 4chan finally using reddit content
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>>555307027

Linda also appears to be married (she's sporting both an engagement ring and a wedding band), making her a Mrs. Linda.
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two young honeys, we need to find these two sexy beasts stat!
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>>555306692
I don't think linda is genuine,

it was said too loud to be truthful

source : me, i'm a lie detector
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>>555307324
>An old woman moves to slap you and your first thought is to ready a firearm?

Yes. Someone attacks me, I defend myself. If you don't want to be hurt, don't attack people.

>I've had one friend that open carried on his property. In public, I've only seen police open carry.

Ok? That doesn't make it any less legal.
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Open question: How quickly would feminists jump on this if it were two guys stealing from a woman, or from another guy?
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>>555302778
If you read the gawker article the guy who filmed this said he left all his stuff on the beach for over an hour and a half unattended.
How is someone so fucking dense?
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>>555307668
Although I agree I also know not everyone in the world is a horrible piece of shit. Lots of people just go about their business and don't try to steal other peoples shit.
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>>555307668
inbreeding? like the jewbies and arab-akba
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>>555307668
>How is someone so fucking dense ?
> DENSE
nearly shat myself laughing at this
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>>555307640

Take that shit to /pol/, fool, no one cares unless you're here to take down Mrs. Linda and Catherine Mouth-Agape.
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>>555307216
niqqa what
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>>555307606
>All attacks warrant threat of lethal violence
Exactly why I think you shouldn't be allowed to carry. When was the last time you saw a cop pull a gun on someone for attempting to slap them?

>open carry is legal
Sure, but given that in my estimation 0.0004% of the average population open carries, it's not the most effective advise I've ever seen.
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>>555307404
good job detective
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>>555307324
>An old woman moves to slap you and your first thought is to ready a firearm?

She didn't move to slap him, she did slap him, then she proceeds to lunge and make contact again, at which point he stops filming.

You logic is the exact reason people think they can pull this bullshit. Youre the reason a large portion of women will beat on men and then the world freaks out when a man fights back.

You move towards a firearm or even walking over with one simply strapped to your side? If they dont get the message they will if you even touch it.


Also, I live in a place where carrying is probably more common than anywhere else. You don't even need a licence to concealed carry in my state.
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>>555308321
>My estimation
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None of you will find any information on them.
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>>555307668
I dunno. Whenever I go to the beach when I got up to my condo to get lunch I leave my chairs and stuff but take everything else. Nobody every steals my chairs because most people aren't thieving cunts
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>>555308321
>All attacks warrant threat of lethal violence

All attacks are threats of lethal violence. What do you think I should do? Not defend myself?

>When was the last time you saw a cop pull a gun on someone for attempting to slap them?

Uuh... do you follow the news? It happens all the time. In fact, cops in NYC a little while back pulled out their guns to try to shoot someone who was running in front of traffic, trying to kill himself. Their response to someone trying to commit suicide is to try to shoot him. But they missed, and then they hit some other people. Then they charged the man they were shooting at with shooting the women the police shot.
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>>555308505
He clearly didn't even see these women as a threat though. So what's the argument of having a gun in this situation? Not any other situation mind you, I mean this specific one.
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>>555308386

Meh, I tried at least. Everyone else is too busy fingering their assholes and bickering about conceal and carries.
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guys OP gotta take a piss, bump this shit
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>>555308759
>So what's the argument of having a gun in this situation?

Deterrence, ever heard of it?
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>>555308561
Poor sample quality, sure, and a bit hyperbolic, but considering I've NEVER seen an open-carrying civilian, your jest doesn't undermine my point.

>>555308759
Precisely this.
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>>555307668
I've left my shit set up at the beach before... Just like I've left my snowboard outside the lodge while getting lunch. It's called the honor system man... and I agree with OP, we need to dox these bitches.
>>555307606

Drop the tough guy gun argument, it is distracting from the task at hand.
>this coming from a /k/ommando with 9 guns
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>>555308689
He's saying stop being an autist and defend yourself without killing them you flaming faggot.

You're fucking bait anyway. Fuck you made me reply.
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>>555308689
Need some source on that story, that sounds almost too ridiculous
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>>555308505
You need a gun because an old woman slapped at you?
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>>555302778
>let's do our duty.
OP is a fag
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This video really rustled my jimmies. Seriously, nothing would give me a justice boner right now more than seeing these two bitches getting publicly shamed.
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>>555308854
Deterrence of what? Something you feel no threat fro whatsoever?
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>>555307606
You're a complete retard that shouldn't be allowed to even own a firearm let alone carry it around in public.
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>>555308945
http://rt.com/usa/unarmed-man-charged-nypd-shooting-736/

Open your eyes, police murders are more and more common.
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I can't give a shit about two old bitches stealing most of a tent.

Best of luck though.
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>>555309003
I wouldn't need it. But having it doesn't sound half bad either.

I'd send her flowers to the funeral to be moral though.
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>>555306673
I would lick her turd cutte
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>>555309003
I need a gun for anyone that attacks me, yup. I'm not going to give up my advantage and give my attacker free reign to hurt me.

>>555309104
>Something you feel no threat fro whatsoever?

Who says I don't feel threatened by women? I feel plenty threatened. And yes, it would deter them from fucking slapping me in the first place.
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>>555309059

Just throwing it out there, Mrs. Linda reminds me of that giant slut Blanche from the Golden Girls.

pic related
>I bet Linda's a giant slut, too
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>>555309194
Open my eyes? You're on some high horse aren't you. I didn't say OMG YOURE SO STUPID THAT CANT BE TRUE. I just said provide source because it seemed ridiculous.
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>>555304976

It upset me too. People usually try to act innocent when they're stealing stuff.

>"Oh, this is yours? ....... Damn really? No, I could've sworn-"

and who the hell steals stuff from the beach anyways?
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>>555308505
Still a faggot in this post.
Please hang up, and try your snatch again.
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rebbit post in /r/videos about this has some info on these cunts.
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>>555308759

Let me just go ahead and pull a sentence from a post I already made in the course of this discussion, since you aren't really keeping up.

>You put your hand on the holster, they shit bricks, and they fucking think 20 times before they think of stealing someones shit next time.

>This is how you handle scum.

Its not complex science.
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>>555309387
You're projecting a situation that we're not even talking about. Sorry you're so scared of the world but that's not the situation people are arguing with you about.
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>>555309394
>I just said provide source because it seemed ridiculous.

and I'm saying there are tons of even more ridiculous police murders happening, and getting reported on, but you apparently miss.
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>>555302778
I hope he smacked her the fuck up, or atleast alerted the authorities.
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>>555302778
the fat one is my aunt you cunt!!!
plz dont hurtt them anonymoose!
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>>555309387
A fair argument if this video were of two athletic people (any gender) who attacked him.

But it's two old women. If you need a gun to safe yourself from them, then I feel very sorry for you.
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>>555302778
I would have broken that cunt's nose if the tried to slap the camera out of my hand. She decided to make it physical.

Equal rights, equal fights, bitch.
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>Then I'm going to put that camera on the grass

What fucking grass? She's at the beach for fuck's sake. You know what? She should get what she deserves for stealing and apparently being high off from whatever she was smoking previously and being that high to think that she was on grass.
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>>555306673
Am I the only one who would smash the back out of this if given the opportunity?
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>>555309645
>this is the wild west

>>555309682
You're missing the point completely. Never mind.
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>>555306673
I'd bang that with no shame.
Well, maybe just a little.
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>>555309387

How much of a pussy do you need to be to think you need to gun to deal with these two?
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>>555309834
>>But it's two old women. If you need a gun to safe yourself from them, then I feel very sorry for you.

I don't "need" a gun to 'safe' myself from them. I'll still use it because it works better than my hands. I'm not going to be at a disadvantage against people who would attack me in public and try to steal my things, because you think real men should fight with their hands, or something equally retarded, against violent thieves.
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>>555309003

Need? No. Nice ad hominem, though. Try harder next time.

I don't carry, and I certainly wouldn't risk getting sand in my gun so I wouldn't have it at the beach. Im just saying how I think its totally okay to whip out a gun to scare these bitches.

Pussy liberals wouldn't get it, I don't expect them too. You baby criminals, you breed more crime.
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>>555302778
I'd fuck that milf in the red doe
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>>555305076
Woah take it easy man. I cant handle all that edge
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>>555309594
link pls
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>>555309961

Goddammit, I can't unsee it.
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>>555310146
Not only are you saying you would need a weapon for this scenario (your original point), it also was no where near an ad hominem. Look up what that is.
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>>555310086
>pussy pussy pussy MUH DICK nigga bix nood

Fucking nigger.

Are you that scared of the next person you assault and rob will be armed and defend himself?
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>>555303693
>Being this much of a newfag
>Not remembering the days when /b/ was a force of good too
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>>555310136
>because you think real men should fight with their hands, or something equally retarded, against violent thieves.

Who even said that?
You are dumb.
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>>555310146
how is this ad hominem?
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>>555310194
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>>555310619
seriously, from all the shit there used to be some gold, but now we cant have a decent thread without it going to something stupid
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>>555310647
>Who even said that?

"If you need a gun to safe yourself from them, then I feel very sorry for you."

I assume the alternative to 'safing' myself from them, other than a gun, is using by bare hands. Is it not? Or am I not supposed to defend myself against people who attack me in public?
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fucking dox ?
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>>555309989

>deterring further crime is the "wild west"

I don't think you know much about the wild west, my friend.
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>>555310932

If someone else is willing to put in an effort, I'll give it my best shot instead of posting Golden Girls gifs
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>>555310932
Yeah, /b/'s now just a bunch of 14 year olds from Reddit trying to be edgey by saying "nigger" every 5 minutes while reposting the same, shitty gore over and over again.
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>>555310984
My point wasn't that real men use their hands. My point was this is a terrible example to say "This is why I carry a gun." There's no way these two retards could have put up any decent fight without breaking their hips.

I'm all for open carry, but when you're using two elderly whores attempting petty larceny as your argument, then fuck you, you're making the rest of us look bad.
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>>555310932

I'm a newfag but I have to agree with this. I've seen quite a few decent threads today that were very civil but then everything went downhill and people started posting pictures from the cum cookbook.
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>>555310136
That one lady only got violent after she realized he was video taping her. He did the right thing, though, which was to call the police. Unfortunately, the two women bounced before the police got there.
I wouldn't use a gun on them. There is no need for that. Using the gun is escalating a situation that doesn't call for a weapon.
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>>555310136
I'd rather the satisfaction of punching the fuck through someone after they tried to steal my shit or attempted to assault me over pulling out a gun and shooting someone any day.
>Ausfag
>Turned 19 and moved out of home
>Shitty fucking $21p/h job so can't afford anything to fantastic
>Live with friend as well, he earns decent money but is a fucking tight-arse when it comes to spending it
>Live in shit part of town because money
>Get broken into while I'm asleep in bed
Rarely did I have money to go out and have fun at that age
>Confront dude in my house
>Big fucking islander coconut godzilla-looking fucker.
>Don't know how, end up getting the better of him
>Feel like fucking God reincarnated.
>Call police
>Dude gets arrested
>Labelled hero
>Room mate comes home like 5 minutes after police get there
>Opens the door
>On the floor
>Walk the dinosaur
>Police interview him
>Turns out he knew the islander and set it up to rob the place so we got paid by insurance
>MFW They both went to gaol
>MFW I got a promotion at work about 2 months after that
>MFW I lived there for another 4/5 months and moved to a much better place
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>>555311419
>two elderly whores attempting petty larceny

And assault, did you forget about that? You think I shouldn't defend myself against "elderly" people who assault me in public?
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>>555311297
yeay !
i'm browising rebbit comments right now
search for "beach" under r/videos
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>>555310584
usually thats what it is. insecure faggot needs to carry full time 'just in case'...
fucking pleb probably couldnt defend himself otherwise. that old bitch is not a threat. Ive seen poor white trash like this at my local beach looking for the opportune time to walk up and steal peoples belongings fuck them all fucking niggers.
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>>555311704
>shouldn't
Your reading and comprehension skills are shitty.
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>>555311738
>fucking pleb probably couldnt defend himself otherwise.

Yup, that's why I carry.

Are you done name-calling now and hoping I won't carry? Do you think if you call me enough names on the internet, I'll start crying and not carry? Then you think you'll be able to steal from me and attack me?
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>>555311446
That's not what I'm talking about faggot. That's just /b/ being random. /b/'s never been "civil". They've been like that forever. I'm talking about the "lol go bak 2 tumblr sjw" when someone posts something fucked up someone did and asks Anonymous to do something about it. I'm talking about the total lack of interest in getting justice.
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>>555310984
That wasn't me. Idiot. Pay attention.
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>>555311297

That's not golden girls, that's prisencolinensinainciusol! All right!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X_7iMHugXM
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>>555306673
It's Tankini

read http://gawker.com/florida-beachgoer-hilariously-confronts-two-women-steal-1600961473/all
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this is some shit my fucking mom would do. jesus christ.
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>>555312431
>>That wasn't me. Idiot.

I didn't say it was you, now did I?

You asked "who even said that?" and I quoted the guy who said that.
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ITT - Redneck scum arguing over whether you can justify threatening old women with guns. You guys are all qs fucking retarded as each other mfw
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>>555312101
im positive i could rob you and take your gun from you. ive been trained to do so and have had to on numerous occasions. you go ahead and carry but one day youll pull it and someone will kill you and whoever you are with your own gun. insecure fucktard.
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>>555312542
You also didn't understand me, so I'll say this again:

>>555311419

There. That right there is my point. It has nothing to do with "being a man and beating up 12 guys with your bear hands with kung fu moves you learned watching MMA and fighting faggots at bars." You don't need a gun against 2 old women. This is a terrible example to say "this is why I carry a gun."

There. From here on out I'm lurking because evidently conversations here are fucking impossible to have.
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>>555312947
>ive been trained to do so and have had to on numerous occasions.

What, they have nigger training school? Niggers go to school?
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>>555312475

No shit, I was using it as a reaction image, hence the filename.

>prisencolinensinainciusol is fucking god-tier, though
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Linda Kelley is one of their names.... http://www.clickorlando.com/news/viral-video-shows-apparent-theft-attempt-on-new-smyrna-beach/26824428
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>>555313002
>>555313068
settle down, children
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he tried to take our chairs officer
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>>555307002
its best to keep a story youre gonna tell the cops as one sided as possible. if she isnt a threat, why be aggressive.
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Guys stop making joeks let's get serious
I want to see some grandma justice done.
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>>555313254

LINDA KELLEY is red tankini/Golden Girl Blanche!

LINDA KELLEY
LINDA KELLEY
LINDA KELLEY
LINDA KELLEY
LINDA KELLEY
LINDA KELLEY
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>>555313319
I'm sorry.
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Thank you for being a friend travel down the road and back again...
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>>555309961
these two women thought so little of that guy that they figured they would just beat his ass and be done wit it.
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>>555307668
there is no one hour rule at the beach. leaving something sit for an hour while you play in the water or check the shops doesnt make it free stuff. If they had made off with it yeah you could say hes dumb for leaving it there so long, but it doesnt make it ok for them to take it.
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http://www.clickorlando.com/blob/view/-/26826818/data/1/-/snd7uv/-/911-call-NSB-apparent-beach-theft.null

911 call
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>>555309961
Mouth Gaps Looks Like Milton From the Movie Office Space
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>>555313934
how do you go about finding these
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>>555313583
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"Kelley is reportedly traveling and could not be reached for comment." LMAO
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>>555314403
i work with the cyberpolice
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>>555313068
i believe they do have a training..its called the streets. you know those rough streets that youre afraid of so you carry a gun because youre insecure.
and yes jonny they even go to school, how do you suppose there are all those niggers graduating college and making more money a year than your entire family put together. keep on being that guy. faggot
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>>555314895
fb plz
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>>555313934

Potential fb for her husband:
/arden.kelley.5
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>>555315098
see
>>555315468

Goddam 4chan kept marking it as spam
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>>555314684

That license to backtrace is expired, mr. cybercop

better luck next time :^)
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>>555314895
lulz

Im not one to call the cops. someone even attempted a home invasion style robbery on me when i was in college and sold weed and i didnt call the police and i had a nigger pull a gun on me in the ally by a bar and i didnt even call the police than but Blanch and Milton really get under my skin. I would have just called the police when she started to get bitchy
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>>555313934
the woman on this call, i guess the victim's wife, sounds like an awful bitch.

She tells a great story though. lots of shitty useless details.
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>>555313583
why dont we just start a kickstarter for them and raise enough money for them to retire comfortably so they dont have to steal. Like that old lady on the bus being made fun of by 13 year olds. I think the kickstarted ended at just under a million dollars thanks to you guys so nice.
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>>555315098
probably her fb -> /linda.kelley.12720

FUCK CAPTCHAS
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>>555304358

yeah no brandishing only firing.
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>>555314895
Have you seen my red stapler?
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>>555316115
looks nothing like her
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Linda D. Kelly can anyone confirm? (65 years old)
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>>555316115
That doesn't look like her at all.
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>>555316115
>linda.kelley.12720

I'm thinking no. Did you look at the profile pic?

I think the New Smyrna Kelley family that owns the Commercial Flooring business is a much better bet. They all seem to be on fb accept for the mother, and Linda totally gives off that cunty "I'm married to a well off man and I'll do what I want" vibe in the video.
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>>555316115
>/linda.kelley.12720
nah its not
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>>555316615
>Linda D. Kelly
This one?
FB: linda.d.kelly.1
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>>555316767
I'd bet good money that she deleted her acct once the video circulated enough for people to recognize her.
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>>555316985
yep
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(352) 351-4160
65 Years old Linda D. Kelley no way of confirming really
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>>555302778
report to police
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>>555316985
maybe, but that one isnt her. and honestly she doesnt seem bright enough to know what to actually do even if she was paranoid
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Justice has to be brought!
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>>555317519
guys feel free to edit my dox if shit's wrong
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>>555316115
>/linda.kelley.12720
nice work anon

she's one feral swine
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>>555317519
nah
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Got an address for Linda D. Kelley but do we know if that's her?
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>>555317519

I really don't think that's her acct.
That woman appears to be older and she's had very obvious fillers. Our Linda is a little less well kept.
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>>555317796
>>555317727
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>>555317727
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>>555317653

Oh, I doubt she's bright enough to have been paranoid.
I do, however, think she (and her family) would have been inundated with enough "OMG Linda, WHAT were you THINKING?" messages from her old biddy social circle in order to delete and hope it would blow over.

Don't forget, fb is the social lifeblood of the over 45 female crowd. There's no way she'd let it stand once people started shaming her on her wall for all to see.
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possible fb's
/CallMeFreeJewelry
/linda.kelley.75054
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other possible fb
/linda.kelley.311

chubby girls
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>>555318460
She does seem like the type of person who would claim innocence to the very end, and people who do that thrive on Facebook to post passive aggressive short story statuses about how they're the victim and how much they don't care about any bad press.
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>>555318460
implying she doesnt live in low income housing with little to no contact to relatives. Hard to really peg her but she didnt exactly seem sane, and her cave man friend looks exactly like the trailer park barfly type that florida is home to. I know from experience, i live here (unfortunately)
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It isn't Linda D. Kelley, just looks a bit like her but nah, isn't her.
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>>555302778
Dude I was in the middle of masturbating wjy did you post this fucking video again
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>>555319031
I think this may be the one
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ladies and gentlemen, she worked for the defense
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>>555319456
TSA agent, no doubt.
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Linda S. Kelley (58 years old)
Linda B. Kelley (70)
Linda D. Kelley (57)
Linda L. Kelley (63)

Take your pic there is lots of fucking Linda Kelley's in FL.

Need a more accurate location to pinpoint.
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>>555319050
>>555319102

I'm not a Floridian so I may be a bit off in my assumptions; I know there's basically a different culture there than many of the other states.

That being said, I'm definitely under the impression she's a perfectly sane housewife who's just a raging bitch and thinks she can do whatever she pleases. She certainly has a nice engagement band (assuming it's not also stolen), has a fresh looking mani/pedi, and a salon blow out.
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>>555319683
Need a location and I'll drop everything
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oh god /b/

you've done it again.


I have no idea how you do it.

but PLEASE continue
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>>555319683
Looking at this her watch is on the opposite arm... I think that would be something that doesn't change very often
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>>555319456
>>555319683
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>>555319879
looks like tampa
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>>555319031
no, the real linda looks younger and like more of a bitch
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>>555319683
so what do we do now?
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>>555319683
The hero of Kvatch returns!
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>>555319683

I'm still not sold...wedding band and engagement ring are missing, complexion and facial structure are different. I could be wrong, though, there's damned sure a resemblance.
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Do we know what beach this is at? I can find a list of Linda Kelley's if I can get an aproximate location.
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anyone know the name of the beach they were on?
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>>555319683
she looks like a lesbian, not really like the real linda.
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>>555319683
damn son, good for you.

>tor
>safe-mail
>facebook
>send her a creepy message for stealing
>end in we r legund blah blah blah
>????
>profit
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>>555320417

New Smyrna Beach, Florida
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>>555319959
Yeah, cuz there's no way the image or the video could've been flipped.
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>>555320417
New Smyrna Beach
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>>555320417
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>>555308689


You're a raging pussy... probably an NRA member.
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def not that old hag on the hang glider
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https://defuse.ca/b/s7cPAYzzAIgT5YTCtJd2yw
PW: 4chan.org
Needs confirming.
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>>555320643
That didn't logic since the vid has ring and watch on separate hands while the pic of her riding the dude has them on the same hand.
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>>555320924
Bitch aint no 70 yrs old man
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>>555320924
70 years old? ionno man. seems awfully old to me
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fb florida intersect //search/str/linda%2Bkelley/users-named/me/non-friends/109714185714936/home-residents/intersect

feel free to change location
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>>555309387
So this is how gun-nuts thinks... that grandmas in bathing suits are somehow carrying lethal weapons.

*facepalm*
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>>555320904
thank you.
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>>555320316
She's going flying on a glider it looks like. I'd assume she'd leave behind her ring for the occasion. And she is smiling in this picture, making the face look very different.
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This whole thread is reddit tier faggotry and you should all fucking kill yourselves.
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>>555311690
samoan cunts
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>>555320924
>4chan.org
more like fiftysh
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>>555320643
both the picture and the video contain text that is clearly not backwards
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>>555321238

She's wearing a completely different engagement ring, though.

Also, you can't honestly tell me she doesn't look older than the Linda in the video. You know she ain't the owner of dem titties.
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So in all of this, we still have nothing.

Those facebook pictures make it pretty clear it isn't her.
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>>555320316
That's definitely her. People often remove their rings when involved in extreme sports like hang gliding.
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guys
/linda.duffykelley
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>>555319683
Not even fucking close.
The nose is the biggest giveaway.
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they're not black so i dont give a fuck
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>>555321636
I found her, guys
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>>555321636
>/linda.duffykelley

looks promising
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>>555321636

DING DING DING

We have a winner!
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If someone can drop a middle name we can solve this right now.
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>>555321714
yep different noses
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>>555321636
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>>555321807
>/linda.duffykelley
That actually looks right!!!
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The dude left his shit for an hour and a half at the beach unattended.

Anything left for that long there is up for grabs.
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>>555312212
leel
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>>555302778
Fuck yeah, let's do this. I hate old people. I live in Murrica so I have the best reasons to fucking hate old people.
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>>555321807
>/linda.duffykelley
ohhhh i think you win
also the other chick y'all found seemed genuinely nice
i can tell by this chicks profile picture shes a fucking roach..
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>>555319856
around here, in the slums along the beach area theres people that live in basically a hovel, that guy talking about gypsys on the youtube video isnt far off. They make their livings off conning and stealing. they go out, make friends with nice low income idiots, and rob them.
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>>555311690
That's a great made-up story. Also, acting like you're surprised that you overtook the massive guy doesn't make it any more believable.
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>>555322043
Looks bretty good.
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>>555321636
>/linda.duffykelley

i suppose it's on now...
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>>555304518
lloyd braun can do anything he puts his mind to. he's capable of locating the gum.
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>>555321636
>/linda.duffykelley
yep i think you're right
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>>555321636
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>>555321636
>/linda.duffykelley
WINRAR
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>>555322043
seems legit
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>>555322043
Those eyebrows match.
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https://defuse.ca/b/3OAGENOnRy0XPFZljK4uai

DING DING MOTHERFUCKERS
Middle name on that confirmed Duffy btw.
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>>555322061
dem eyebrows !
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>>555322110
It's only baby boomers who do shit like this. The generation born in the 20s are all respectable people but are dying now.
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>>555321636
> OH SNAP
Anyone can double check to see if she has that other in between her friends' list?
>>
What do you expect from old economy steve's generation? They always talk down to us, they wrecked our economy, they outsourced all the jobs, maintained their own wealth, left no ladder for us to climb up, and even when they are doing something stupid and owe us an apology, instead of saying "I'm sorry" and giving a calm explanation, they lash out and cus, threaten, and attack. This bitch deserves everything she gets.
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>>555310584
lol wtf poor scared white boy doesnt feel same without a gun. i hope you get shot with your own gun faggot
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>>555322641
and the nose, which was one of the most disputed features of previous linda kellys, this nose is a match
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>>555321593
>>555321631
similar rings? could just be blue due to sun/video quality
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>>555310146

>Pussy Liberals

>Needs a gun in case meemaw goes apeshit and hobbles at him with a walker and a nightgown.
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>>555322671
the eyebrows are a giveaway
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>>555302778
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE WE 404
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>>555321807
the ring on both the video and the profile pic seem the same
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>>555322919
>https://defuse.ca/b/3OAGENOnRy0XPFZljK4uai
NO, we've moved on... this is not her
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>>555322670
Why does your dox have Linda L? Middle name was confirmed D
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>>555322670
thx my nigga
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>>555322992
>https://defuse.ca/b/3OAGENOnRy0XPFZljK4uai
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> inda. kelley.370?re f=br_rs&fref=browse_search
we got that nigger
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>>555322721
/kathy.duffy.1232
would be katherine? no pics but sisters?
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>>555321636
Oh shit, forget all that other stuff, this nigger has got it.
>>
Linda D. Kelley
7032 Damascus Ave, Dunnellon, FL 34433. 11420 113th Ter, Miami, FL 33176
DOB: November 30, 1956 (57 years old)

Linoa D Kelley
Linda Kelly
Linda Duffy Kelley
Linda D Duffy
Linda D John

(352) 795-6766
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>>555313068
i find it scary that someone this unstable, insecure, and racist walks around with a loaded weapon this is why guns should be banned
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>>555323062

That ain't it. She's Linda DUFFY Kelley and lives in CRYSTAL RIVER
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/kathy.duffy.1232 Matches alleged name, and has same last name as Lindas facebook maiden name. Found on her friends list.
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we need a new thread soon mates
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>>555323374
Indeed
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>>555323062
get what you can from her Facebook before she makes it private.
>>
/deborah.brown.5621
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>>555323275
>one internet tuff guy owns a gun
>all guns should be banned

Liberal logic.
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>>555323374

Someone make a new thread and cross post it here.
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>>555302778
before it 404's we can all still chat

TC /kevinsdad
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>>555323328
>/kathy.duffy.1232
Could that be her "friend"?
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>>555323523
NEW THREAD AND PASTEBIN NEED
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>>555322043
this looks wayyyy more plausible. noses match and everything
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>>555322469
New Thread
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>>555307048

Wherever scum may want to ruin your day with their criminal antics.
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>>555323184
I got this
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Are you guys trying to imply that the guy isn't fucking with them and the canopy doesn't actually belong to them?
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>>555323580
It's what I implied, yeah.
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>>555322919
This is clearly not her you autist.
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>>555323580
>/kathy.duffy.1232
data inconclusive, guessing no. her friend is a sasquatch i dont think i can use facebook
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>>555304358

Empathizing with criminals I see...
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So now we have info, what do we do next? I say we clone FB's of atractive (Yet believable) Young men and try to get her email (I'd assume she only has one, as she's old) From there we can take over her FB and post the ivdeo for her friends and family to see.
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>>555323898
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
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>>555323687
also i'm surprised no ones checked out those big, red nails. They're in her profile pic AND the video.
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>>555322061
Perfect
>>
new thread people
>>555323931
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>>555323823
people from miami are pieces of shit generally so even if it isnt her, do shit anyway
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>>555323823
thank you anonymouos
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>>555322043
Chain seems fairly close to >>555320904
and those giant red nails look like >>555303989
Eyebrows are also a perfect match.
This could be the one.
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>>555323846
It's definitely Linda. Same nails.
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>>555323275
ban something because you dont agree with it?

but when the kkk tries the same thing....oh noooo theyre racist, you cant be doing that!

fucking hypocrite. your morals are not superior to anyone elses, no matter how special your mommy said you are
>>
>>555323739
>>555324023
>>555324046
choose one fags
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>>555310234

>I must shame this attitude, for I may be compelled to steal someday and I don't want to die
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