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NEW THREAD old one dead. send the possom to space

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NEW THREAD

old one dead. send the possom to space
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bum[p]
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Lets do this op
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BOMP
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>>555234798
I take it you aren't the OP
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op where u at fgt
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now i dont know whos original OP anymore.
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>>555234798
Is this actually OP?
Tstamps nigga
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SPAAAAAAAAACE
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yay possum thread is back
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>>555234798
You aren't the real OP, fag.
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bumping with the cap, will update as needed.
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not the OP of the old thread

just wanted to get a thread up before shit died down. if someone finds OP do link it here
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>>555234798
Op + Possum x CUM = Greatest
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>>555234978
op was busy about to deliver something
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new timestamp, op. claim your id.
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Eat it
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Bhump
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>>555234798
I wanna got to space with this guy
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I dunno where you are REAL OP. But if you can read this........ I want you to cum on that thing RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
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Let the thing go, OP.

Lulz won't be had if you kill the poor thing.
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>>555236027
I beg to differ
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was OP actually a fag and doesnt deliver?
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>>555236027
Fuck off nigger
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op back. fuck i thought it got deleted by mods for some retarded reason
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>>555236321
he "ran out of time". not a fag yet..
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What did OP decide he was going to do?
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>>555236382
demand Timestamp.
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>>555236382
timestamp?
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>>555236382
timestamp with this id..
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>>555236408
all we know is that he said he was almost ready to deliver something
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>>555236382
Timestamp written on possum.
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cum on it w/ timestamp
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>>555236662
Timestamp shaved on possum*

FTFY
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>>555236382
ok well i cant quote the post anymore from the old thread but someone said "make it try on tiny hats and let it go. so if youre still here anon here you go
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No. We only send deserving animals into space. Possums are disgusting, disease ridden creatures.

I vote you shoot it in the head and throw it in a burn pit.
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>>555236854
NO
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>>555234798
> gonna /b/
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>>555236854
possum cannot into space?
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>>555236854
Where is the CUM :-(
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>>555236854
WHY?!
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>>555236854
shit nigger, is it at least drugged up?
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WE HAD A DREAM.
>>555236854
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>>555236854
Is it dead???
Why is it just sitting there for a photoshoot?
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>>555236854
is it dead?
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>>555234798
Sir fuel cells are ready and a go. Preparing rocket diagnostic for launch.
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>>555236854
I wanted to see it get tannerited
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>>555236854
sorry if you guys feel led on but for you niggers that wanted him set on fire im not a fucking psycho. and for you space programmers... well thats still pretty cruel
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light it on fire
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>>555237413
Is that hat covering a bullet hole? PLOT TWIST.
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>>555237413
Sweet sweet possums
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>>555237413
Thanks, OP. I, for one, applaud you releasing the critter.
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>>555237057
umm... yea if that makes the let down a little easier for you i gave him some nyquil to make him easier to handle
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>>555237413
At least space is a pretty painless death.

C'mon OP, at the minimum, cum on it.
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>>555237413
do you have any RC car/airplane?
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>>555237413
should have known OP was a pussy.
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damn it OP>>555237413
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possum posse
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>>555237409
thats actually almost temptimg
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>>555237413

damn it. come on, at least kill it. it is vermin after all. why the fuck would you trap it and let it go? just to catch it again?
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Well since OP didn't deliver. I will try my best to catch a possum sometime this week and send him to space.
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>>555236854
>>555237413
that critter didn't move between photos. not one hair, not one blade of grass different, OP just moved. critter unconsious or dead?
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cum on possum OP
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>>555237558
lol what would you guys do if i took the hat off to expose a gaping wound? after all my "whitenighting" too hahaha
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>>555237413
Going to heat up a Michelina's and eat. Better be in space when I get back.
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Cum on it, OP!
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>>555237939
I... I don't know.
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>>555238021
CUM CUM CUM
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>>555237812
well i didnt actually mean to trap a possum.

say bye bye possum!!!!
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>>555238232
so long cadet
not all a worthy of the program
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>>555238232
YOU NIGGER!
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>>555238232
NO. Ejaculate on that fucking rodent RIGHT NOW OP.
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>>555238232
cmon, op!
..
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>>555238232
fucking lol dude. that hat.
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IM FULL OF RAGE FUCKING OP, YOU'RE A FAGGOT, A COWARD AND A BIG LOAD OF SHIT. FUCKING LAME, ASSHOLE.

FUCK, FUCK FUCK!!!!
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>>555238232
you can still shoot it OP! please!
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>>555237413
OH GLOB THIS IS A COUNTER RAID FROM TUMBLR!
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Free him
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>>555238408
im a bit flacid at the moment
>>555238669
im in city limits dude. possums dont really hurt anything. they are slow as fuck. its the coons that fuck with your trash and attack pets.
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>>555239137
Get hard the way all americans do, grab a gun
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>>555239137
im gonna repeat myself.. got any rccars or anything similiar?
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#FreeMahNiggaNigger
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>>555239137
Jack off anyway!

Or space program.
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>>555239137
srsly cum wont harm that thing and we would have our lulz. just do eet m8.
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>>555239049
>oh glob
You are either twelve, tumblrfag or just a fucking autist.
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>>555238232
I wanted CUM, but I'm happy you didn't kill it. Well done OP
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>>555234798
just went outside to check on him. hes gone and apparently didnt appreciate his new head gear. tell you bros what... if i catch a rabbit a coon or a squirrel i'll post a thread and maybe a video of a quick painless death, deal? and if its a rabbit you can see me clean it and cook it
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>>555239665
Alright, I'll be waiting OP
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>>555237102

dunno if it's the same one but possums do that
they play dead or stand still they are mainly really harmless
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>>555239665
Sounds good, op!
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>>555238232
well dont op
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>>555239665
Can I have the hat?
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>>555239613
>can't handle the ironic banter

top lel mate, ease up on the self-loathing
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>>555234798
Are you sure the old one died they do a fairly good job at playing dead.
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I just realized you spelled Opossum wrong
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>>555239665

I'm ok with this, but dont be a fucking cunt OP, we cant tolerate the loss of our values. Painles dead if you want, BUT, you must get the skin of the animal, and make something funny with it.

Also, don't get a fuckin dead rabbit and tell us that you kelled him.
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>>555239312
i dont know anyone who gets hard that way.... not that i've asked.
>>555239317
one more time plz?
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>>555239665
>2014 and not catching rabbits and squirrels with a hawk.

Get on my level pleb.
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I can kind of put myself in that possum's shoes. Probably the weirdest day of its life,he ll never speak about it with other possums
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Just shoot it. I shoot racoons I catch all the time
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>>555240035
sure bro whats your address i'll mail it to ya
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>>555240920
timestamp of at least some equipment glove stick or something
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>>555240660
what if i cut the skin on the back like a briefcase handle and then walk around in a suit carrying it?
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>>555242437

Do this. Remember, we expect great things. We need great things. Also, like other anon said, if you have a rc car or something, you could get the sking over the car and roll it in some random street with people.
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>>555240920
is that the guy from the US the office?
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