DUDE /B/ I JUST FUCKING DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED HOUSE WITH A TON OF SHIT IN IT. WAT DO
The picture i posted is of me in MY house but i seriously just found like....a fucking house. empty. im positive it was abandoned or someone just recently died in it. THERES STUFF EVERYWHERE. TV'S STEREOS, ORGANS, SURROUND SOUND SYSTEMS!!!!!!!
post address and let us run wild.
I will skip the border just to go there.
Pictures coming soon. It happens to be like....a block from my house so...I'm here now telling you all about it. I'll take a bunch of pics and come back and show you /b/ HOLY FUCK THERES ALOT OF SHIT
No it's not a B&E this dog has been like....OUTSIDE for two weeks!!!! I thought the poeple that lived there were just shit people but i guess it was actually some old guy who died. I dont.....know....where...the body is..
Posting in amazing thread, will be called on as a witness later to testify against OP
I'VE FOUND A HOUSE FULL OF THINGS! THEY'RE ALL MINE
OP don't take any of this shit to a pawn shop. Sell it on craigslist. Less chance of getting caught that way because pawn shops photo copy your ID in certain states. Don't take the risk homie grab and boost!
I win. I win. Today is my day. I fucking win.
Old dead guy's loss is OP's win.
Eat a bag of dicks faggot
party your fucking ass off and trash the mother fucker.
but your figure prints will probably get traced back tot he cops and you will have to pay for all damages and then some..
10190 91st St
Vero Beach, FL 32967-3001
Is the closest Robert Dittrich to that Walgreens.
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Didn't even exif. saw phone numbers did a quick google. found the walgreen listed. and a quick search on the name which comes up with address. just a quick travel look up and BAM. they way /b/ used to do things. effort. sheer effort
>OP finds abandoned house full of shit
>Probably dead guy's house
>All kinds of fun shit to take home
>/b/ wants to be faggots about it
FUCKING SERIOUSLY? LET THE MAN HAVE SOME FUN
This could very well be a fucking legendary thread. OP, please don't be a faggot. OP I want you to go outside of the house and take a picture. Take a picture right at the front door
>Pic related, 50-54 years old.
>post picture of face
>start robbery thread
I swear on my fucking left nut I will go and take more pictures soon.
I think the body's in the rv. its locked. cant get in
yes you keep claiming that. Youve provided absolutely no proof to this claim, and as soon as the address was posted you abandoned the thread for 20 minutes, most likely to come up with some damage control. doesnt take 20 minutes to go a block, and why would you even be going back and forth? also, timestamps preferrably without a dick in your mouth
>smells like summer
>doesnt read thread and how OP proved it is legit
>posts tumblr meme
inb4 cia in attic
Being part of history.
The guys dog is alive, so whoever lives there probably isn't dead, or has been dead for awhile. Your footprints and finger prints are all over the place you dumb ass. Don't steal shit. 100% chance someone called police on your ass.
Whats with the faggots in this thread?
How in any way do you little bitches believe this shit? Literally has been no proof of his claims. Only reason we know where he is is because of other anons. Address is 10190 91st St Vero Beach, FL 32967-3001 if anybody is nearby and actually wants to get in on shit.
GOD DAMN IT OP YOU ARE A SHITTY CRIMINAL WHAT THE FUCK SHIT GETS ME WINDED.
ORDER TO DO THINGS U IDIOT:
1.LOOT THE SHIT WHILE TAKING PHOTOS
2.SMASH THE RV, FIND THE OLD GUY
5.GET THE FUCK HOME, BRING THE DOG
6.GIVE HIM A NICE MEAL, IT'S YOUR DOG NOW
7.POST TO /b/
god damn u just spoiled this opportunity, and also cops will be arriving soon, im sure some faggot called the cops on you for shits and giggles.
>Dog is alive
>Dog doesn't attack or even bark at a stranger in his home
>Dog knows OP
>OP is a fag
>Dog is well trained around guests
>Thinks OP is a guest
>Owner isn't dead
>Owner is out burying the body of his last victim
Lets get this straight. I was riding my bike and the same dog that's been outside for weeks has been barking and barking and I finally said OKAY WTFS UP and went over to the dog. The dog was petrified. It did not want to leave the rv. It did not have food or water. It was sleeping under the rv. I took the dog up to the door and knocked. No one answered. I tried the handle. It was open. Dog RAN inside. i followed and immediately said "HELLO" to alert people know i was there. I was seriously thinking theres a dead body in this house and I'm the one to find it. Also the RV is still a mystery I have no idea whats inside or how to get in. I'm no thief. I'm an explorer.
OP, here's what you do.
DONT STEAL SHIT.
If you even dare to fucking steal anything you're fucked eventually.
DONT TOUCH ANYTHING
IF YOU HAVE TO TOUCH SOMETHING, GET GLOVES
PUT THIS FUCKING THREAD ON YOUR PHONE.
This way you don't have to keep running back and forth to your house.
wtf like there's an alive dog in the house it's clearly not abandoned. they're probably on vacation. what in god's name is OP thinking? are you on drugs?
soooo instead of going. hmmm dog seems abandoned. possible dead dude in trailer because he wanted to go have a snooze in there (dog barking and sleeping near camper suggests that the owner is in there....dead).
you post on /b/. dudes gone. take what you want and call the popo then take some more shit when his corpse is taken.
I will make a new thread IMMEDIATELY after this one 404's. i WILL call the cops by 7:30 That's 45 minutes. then....you will all have to sit and wait and I'll post a new thread with results later.
lol you think im going to jail? lmao. What the fuck did I do. Nothing. They left theyre door open. they left theyre dog stranded with no food and water I was trying to be a good neighbor. I'm no idiot do you really think that if I broke into a house I would fucking post it on 4chan? lol. no. I dont intend to steal. I DO however intend to see here this story takes us.
>Finds epic loot
>Calls cops and lets government have it all
Aaaand OP is a fag again
You going to do anything to prove any of the claims youve made OP? Anything at all? I do like the smashing a jar suggestion, but any fucking thing will do. Any little thing. At fucking all.
It's better then going to jail for a 4chan thread, anon. You would do the same thing.
Idiot. Obviously they aren't on vacation, you don't just leave a dog outside of the house with your door unlocked. to see where this unfolds, we need to check the fucking RV. It's the ONLY god damn way. I feel like the body is in there.
>They left theyre door open
Liar, you said the door was shut and you knocked and then OPENED the door, that means you have entered someones house without permission, you can get charged for that.
> I was trying to be a good neighbor
You live a block away u not their neighbor faggot u go to jail nigger
Now that you have the internets attention, get to the fucking punchline faggot. We all know this is some fucking joke, and if you dont youre retarded. Hurry up and get to the point so I can go make breakfast.
Hell no. I would try to contact a family member but I'd never let the government in. Pic related
doesnt matter fuck face that doesnt mean its legal to go into their house just because the door wasnt locked fucking spastic nigger imagine how many people would get robbed if u were allowed into someones house just cause door wasnt locked lol fucking nigger has no idea dumb nigger u think ur smart u dumb nigger black spastic fucker nigger nigger fuck u nigger u dont know shit dumb fucker coon box stfu nigger
No it isn't, you're right. It does however give the police a pretty large head start; one that is lost when you alert said criminal and they clean up and or leave immediately, perhaps returning at a later date.
Now shut the fuck up.
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Welp, there is no progress being made here. I'm out.
HA! jail? for a tv? HA!!
first off you are obviously underage. secondly, you don't get jailed for a shit crime like that. community service yeah but not jail. you faggot
It's 7:10 where OP is. Learn2Timezone
Go back and read the thread.
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All of OPS pictures are just random pictures of the inside of a house. Any written statements are nothing without accompanying proof. The address and all other things were found out by other anons...So I ask again, where has he ever provided any validation to any claim he has made ever.