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DUDE /B/ I JUST FUCKING DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED HOUSE WITH A

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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DUDE /B/ I JUST FUCKING DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED HOUSE WITH A TON OF SHIT IN IT. WAT DO
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Take what you wana
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>>555179096
Ejaculate in/on everything
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timestamp. if real, shove the first stick like thing you see up your ass.
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>>555179236
Why's he even asking srsly
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The picture i posted is of me in MY house but i seriously just found like....a fucking house. empty. im positive it was abandoned or someone just recently died in it. THERES STUFF EVERYWHERE. TV'S STEREOS, ORGANS, SURROUND SOUND SYSTEMS!!!!!!!
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>>555179456
Well fucking get some /b/ros together and take everything op
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>Take it
>sell it
>put money into n paypal
>make a roll thread
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Time-stamp anyway.
>>555179456
Must have a phone w/ you if you in an abandoned house, or are you a trolling faggot on your basement computer?
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>>555179096
post address and let us run wild.

I will skip the border just to go there.
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>>555179096
burn it down and then timestamp it
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>>555179456
leave it asshole.
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>>555179456
Where at I'm willing to check this out
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>>555179686
/thread
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>>555179456
Jerk off all over one of the beds if theres any.
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>>555179456
>organs
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Use it as a body dump for the tumfags!
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Pictures coming soon. It happens to be like....a block from my house so...I'm here now telling you all about it. I'll take a bunch of pics and come back and show you /b/ HOLY FUCK THERES ALOT OF SHIT
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>>555179456
what kind of organs?
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>>555179916
are they upright
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>>555179456
kill a tumblr fag
and dump their body in one of the beds
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Make a tumblr shrine dedicated to those triggered
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OKAY IM BACK. ill upload the pictures now
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TV
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ORGAN
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>>555179096
>ABANDONED HOUSE
Op confirmed for b&E while someones away...
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DOG
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>>555181950
IS THAT A FUCKING PS1??
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TAKE EVERYTHING MOE FUCKER THEN RUN!!!!
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>>555181876
No it's not a B&E this dog has been like....OUTSIDE for two weeks!!!! I thought the poeple that lived there were just shit people but i guess it was actually some old guy who died. I dont.....know....where...the body is..
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>>555182080
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>555181950
give the dog
>>555182158
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>>555182158
Dude if you find the body post that shit!
>Preferably you tea bagging him.
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>>555182158
thanks for the address too bad its like 8 states from me
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Posting in amazing thread, will be called on as a witness later to testify against OP
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>>555181697
Why the fuck aren't you taking all this shit already god damn
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I'VE FOUND A HOUSE FULL OF THINGS! THEY'RE ALL MINE
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>>555182928
OP don't take any of this shit to a pawn shop. Sell it on craigslist. Less chance of getting caught that way because pawn shops photo copy your ID in certain states. Don't take the risk homie grab and boost!
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I win. I win. Today is my day. I fucking win.
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>>555182158
Yes, it is a b&e, no matter if theyre dead or not. And theyre not, because they have a dog thats alive. And whats the address on the bottles? On my phone cant see well
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>>555183186
yep, robbing an old dead guy.

You /totally/ win OP. Especially at life.
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>>555183292
no address just a name that you can search on the interwebs
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WIN!
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Someone find the house and notify the police and get this anon arrested for breaking into an old mans house
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>>555183395

Old dead guy's loss is OP's win.

Eat a bag of dicks faggot
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>>555182928
OP confirmed for the drugs.
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>>555183424
KEEP US UPDATED OP CONGRATULATIONS
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>>555179096
party your fucking ass off and trash the mother fucker.

but your figure prints will probably get traced back tot he cops and you will have to pay for all damages and then some..
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>>555183395
enjoy your spectre's faggot
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>>555183395
Where the fuck is it going to go to better use? He's FUCKIN DEAD! along with his dog if I didnt come along and save his ass.
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>>555181789
lmao why did i think about organs
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OP watching over grandparents house. Posts on /b/ for the lols. i wonder what robert would say about all this?
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>>555183424
Prove to me this isn't just your friend's house. Throw the pickles on the ground.
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There's a slight feeling that this is OP's house.
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>>555183812
i kekd
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I smell bullshit.
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No no I swear this is NOT my house. I fuckin found a wealth of fucking cool shit. There's an RV parked outside......I feel like the body is in it...
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>>555183406
addresses are right below the name on the two bottles
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>>555184146
Throw the goddamn pickles on the ground then.
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>>555184146
Look for the old man & post timestamp on his forehead.
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>>555184146

Take a photo of the dead guy's testicles.
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>>555184236
Do this and timestamp it.
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10190 91st St
Vero Beach, FL 32967-3001

Is the closest Robert Dittrich to that Walgreens.

sooooo yeah
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>>555179096

jack off and cum all over the toilet seats
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Throw the pickles on the dead guys body and ejaculate onto his face then post timestamp.
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>>555184429
nice detective work
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>>555184429
>10190 91st St
>Vero Beach, FL 32967-3001


Well shit, RV out the front and everything.

...
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>>555183694
Care, anon with id Heaven might call police couz hes am motherfucking motherfucker take tv and medoics and gogogo
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>>555184519
See, OP? This guy gets it.
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>>555184429
is this the address, OP?
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>>555184429
>babby's frist exif
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>>555184429
nice work, anybody nearby?
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>>555184639

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>555184807
Yeh, gonna blasts the sob
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ-J-DM5t5o

is this his funeral?
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Inb4 Robert comes home and penetrates op's anus for snooping around his house while he's out doing shit
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>>555184763
Didn't even exif. saw phone numbers did a quick google. found the walgreen listed. and a quick search on the name which comes up with address. just a quick travel look up and BAM. they way /b/ used to do things. effort. sheer effort
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>>555184949
THATS MY NAME SHOULD I GO HOME?????
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>>555184928
He lives in florida, not whatever the fuck that is.
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>>555184817
Topkek

Captcha: Heaven suckkx
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>>555184883
god speed anon, make us proud and punish faggot OP who seems to have abandoned thread now that hes been caught
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>>555184928
2012. C'mon yung nigga.
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>>555179456
>organs
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>>555180024
kek
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>>555185064
>google
>effort
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OP abandoned the thread like he abandoned the house oh fuckin got 'em
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Is this the house OP?
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where is that faggot
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>>555185671
probably in the backseat of the cruiser
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most clever PA request ever
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>>555185631
CONFIRMED HOUSE
OP said there was a fucking RV parked outside!

Either OP is doing some elaborate shit or this is actually legit.
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>>555185756
PA?
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>>555186169
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>>555186169
nevermind newfagged for a second
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>2014
>not filling the dead body up with warm silicon
> not cuddleing with it in the bed
>not cooking a warm meal for him
>not collecting his pictures and make a collage
stay normal faggot
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Epic instance, no boss, all loot rights? Fuckin feast bro
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>>555186338
I like the way you think
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>>555184429
THIS IS THE HOUSE! YES
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>>555184639
I already did
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I've already called the police. Sending them OPs pictures with screencap of thread.
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>>555185184

Are you from Tumblr?
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>>555186537
>bullshit
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>>555186489
Where you been?
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>>555186615
That's my grandpas house, asshole.
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No Tyrone, you fucking dirty nigger. If nobody is home it doesn't mean the house is abandoned and you can take their stuff.
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>>555186725
Snitches are bitches that get stitches and put in ditches anon.
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>>555186725
are you really that retarded ?
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>OP finds abandoned house full of shit
>Probably dead guy's house
>All kinds of fun shit to take home
>/b/ wants to be faggots about it
FUCKING SERIOUSLY? LET THE MAN HAVE SOME FUN
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>>555185756
>implying it's hard to trick /b/ into being your PA
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This could very well be a fucking legendary thread. OP, please don't be a faggot. OP I want you to go outside of the house and take a picture. Take a picture right at the front door
>Pic related, 50-54 years old.
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>>555186725
>actually grandpa's house
>announcing you've called the police to exact people wronging you
>not just calling police, allowing them to catch trespasser in the act

Bullshit.
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>>555186842
is that public enemy
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>>555186725
Dude calm down I wasnt gonna take anything holy fuck. I was worried about the DOG that was dying.
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>>555186963
save the dawg!
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>>555186892
this.

>someone posts cp
>no snitching

>someone is a lucky motherfucker
>/b/ is an asshole about it

seriously, /b/? let the man have some fun.
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>>555179456
Tell us where. We will fly with you my nigga
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>>555186963
so where'd you disappear to for 20 minutes when we posted where you claimed to be at OP?
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lol I work for a organisation dedicated to this.
Coming bro. Refund is 20% of our win. We gonna sell everything cause we know the right people. Take a gun or we might niggerize u
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>>555186909
Do it OP. take a pic of the front door for proof!
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>post picture of face
>start robbery thread
>????

6.536/10
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>>555186909
I swear on my fucking left nut I will go and take more pictures soon.
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>>555187079
It's a old mans house... Not a feminists, not a Pedophiles, not even some retarded underageb&'s house... This guy, if alive, can be an asset to us.
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>>555187331
OP is legit
toasting in epic thread
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>>555187127
I am posting from my house. I have been riding my bike to this guys house and taking pictures. He lives like a block from me. I think he's fuckin dead
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>>555187331
Holy fucking shit.

OP CONFIRMED FOR NOT A FAGGOT
GET IN HERE /B/
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>>555187410
epic how? He hasnt done shit yet? >>555184429
did something epic by finding out where he is. OP is just some faggot probably house sitting and didnt realize he could be found.
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what is going on?
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Someone archive this thread
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>>555187462
lol way to keep it on the downlo
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>>555187557
well you're in the thread dipshit, maybe read it?
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>>555187551
Obviously autistic. Have you not read the thread, you fucktard? OP has now proven it is legit.
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>>555187462
Check rv for dead body
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I think the body's in the rv. its locked. cant get in
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>>555187462
yes you keep claiming that. Youve provided absolutely no proof to this claim, and as soon as the address was posted you abandoned the thread for 20 minutes, most likely to come up with some damage control. doesnt take 20 minutes to go a block, and why would you even be going back and forth? also, timestamps preferrably without a dick in your mouth
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>>555187606
Archived. Fuckkk yes.

>>555187683
BREAK WINDOW, or if you're not feeling like going full nigger mode, pry open the door with something.
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>>555187678
This, also timestamp
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>>555187683
Fuck that op. Snatch what you can and gtfo.
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smells like summer in here.
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>>555182284
TAKE IT OR PLAY IT NIGGA, HYPEST FUCKING SYSTEM
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toasting in epic bread
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>>555187754
this. im out
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>>555187606
why? because some guy is minding a neighbours house when he's on holidays?
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>>555187819
>smells like summer
>doesnt read thread and how OP proved it is legit
>posts tumblr meme

Nice, man.
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Tomato sauce on carpet will prove legit
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>>555187683
Try looking for the keys.
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OP is love
OP is life

Also... Screen capin' this shit
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>>555187321
the only thing that made that girl hot was angles.
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>>555187683
call the police
im sending a unit down your way hold on faggot we got this from here
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>>555187819
the fuck are you talking about summer?
dude literally found an abandoned house with stuff
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>>555186963
why not take shit?
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>>555187854
thanks for the nice gif anon
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>>555187882
English motherfucker
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mfw OP goes to jail for murder
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>>555186731
This.
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I CANT GET IN BUT THIS GIRL? /b/ find her
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>find dead body
>fuck it
>make epic thread
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>>555179096

inb4 cia in attic
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>>555186963
We've been taking care of the dog just fine since my grandfathers passing. You've randomly seen him out, no shit. We'll be pressing charges no matter the lame excuse.
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>>555179096
Hey OP i tracked your IP address from the information behind your picture and i know where you live, i'm driving there right now and im gonna steal your shit.

Doxxed bitch
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Posting in epic thread
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I just got off the phone with the FBI.
Arrests will be made.
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>>555188178
Start looting you chode
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>>555188178
Break the damn window
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>>555187762
Archive link?
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>>555188205
>luk @ m3 im 1337h4x
Go back to your f2p mmos and try your shit there
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>>555183186
Just steal this and rub it. You'll be the richest man in the universe, if you wish for it.
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>>555186914
Catching someone in the act of a crime isn't a mandate for prosecution, clown.
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>>555188205
faggot confirmed
let him have his victory you cock juggling thundercunt
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>>555188273
http://4archive.org/b/thread/555179096

Im updating the archive of it constantly.
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how did you know the door was unlocked in the first place?
was it open?
or did you check?
and if so why?
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Op dead
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>>555188323
thank you
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Op is kill by FBI
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>>555188323
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Being part of history.

The guys dog is alive, so whoever lives there probably isn't dead, or has been dead for awhile. Your footprints and finger prints are all over the place you dumb ass. Don't steal shit. 100% chance someone called police on your ass.
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OP seems like a cool guy. I hope nothing bad happens to him.

>>555188323
Thanks, m8
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>>555188468
>how did you know the door was unlocked in the first place?

cause um I dunno um maybe cause he fucking opened it
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Whats with the faggots in this thread?
>victory
>Epic bread!
>Iegit
How in any way do you little bitches believe this shit? Literally has been no proof of his claims. Only reason we know where he is is because of other anons. Address is 10190 91st St Vero Beach, FL 32967-3001 if anybody is nearby and actually wants to get in on shit.
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OP is starting to be a faggot again.
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>>555188605
hasn't*
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>>555188634
im asking why did he fucking opened it in the first place jackass
who just checks doors to be sure if they are locked or not?
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>>555179096
first turn your camera around so we can see what shit is there!
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>>555188661
I don't really believe anything that's going on but, maybe- just maybe it will lead to something interesting.
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i was here

arriba masia
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>>555188680
always was, just now hes got other faggots believing him
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GOD DAMN IT OP YOU ARE A SHITTY CRIMINAL WHAT THE FUCK SHIT GETS ME WINDED.

ORDER TO DO THINGS U IDIOT:

1.LOOT THE SHIT WHILE TAKING PHOTOS
2.SMASH THE RV, FIND THE OLD GUY
3.???
4.PROFIT
5.GET THE FUCK HOME, BRING THE DOG
6.GIVE HIM A NICE MEAL, IT'S YOUR DOG NOW
7.POST TO /b/

god damn u just spoiled this opportunity, and also cops will be arriving soon, im sure some faggot called the cops on you for shits and giggles.
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>Dog is alive
>Dog doesn't attack or even bark at a stranger in his home
>Dog knows OP
>OP is a fag

Or

>Dog is well trained around guests
>Thinks OP is a guest
>Owner isn't dead
>Owner is out burying the body of his last victim
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Lets get this straight. I was riding my bike and the same dog that's been outside for weeks has been barking and barking and I finally said OKAY WTFS UP and went over to the dog. The dog was petrified. It did not want to leave the rv. It did not have food or water. It was sleeping under the rv. I took the dog up to the door and knocked. No one answered. I tried the handle. It was open. Dog RAN inside. i followed and immediately said "HELLO" to alert people know i was there. I was seriously thinking theres a dead body in this house and I'm the one to find it. Also the RV is still a mystery I have no idea whats inside or how to get in. I'm no thief. I'm an explorer.
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>>555188605
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OP got fucking assraped by the guy that actually owns the house, the old man is probably a war vet that still has all his old guns from the war, RIP in peace anon
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>>555188780
Cause he said he was concerned about the dog's wellbeing
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>>555188870
KEK
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>>555187557
Looks like OP's in some abandon house.
He thinks the guy's dead
Someone doxed the house and owner
Someone else thinks it's a PAR
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>>555188873
and yet u havent called the cops? whole threads archived kid ur fucked
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>>555188661
This
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Lewis k was here. Fuck u chris, u ginger bitch
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>>555188873
Should have made that up when you started a thread, it's a bit late now.
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>>555188873
OP, here's what you do.

DONT STEAL SHIT.

If you even dare to fucking steal anything you're fucked eventually.

DONT TOUCH ANYTHING
IF YOU HAVE TO TOUCH SOMETHING, GET GLOVES

And finally,

PUT THIS FUCKING THREAD ON YOUR PHONE.

This way you don't have to keep running back and forth to your house.
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>>555188873
Why not call the cops then op? Or are you only going to after you find a body? Or are your simply going to eat it?
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>>555188873
Break the shit out of the window or call the cops and post pics
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>>555188873
Maybe the owners just left for a couple of days
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>>555188873
>I'm no thief.
>I'm an explorer.
You are, Op, you are.
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wtf like there's an alive dog in the house it's clearly not abandoned. they're probably on vacation. what in god's name is OP thinking? are you on drugs?
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>>555186386
enable dubs
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>>555189135
surely he wouldnt forget to leave the door locked tho
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>>555188870
What was on the 2gb?
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I will call the cops as soon as my family heads off to work. Will provide proof.
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>>555188873
break the fuck in.
if you find the body then it doesn't matter that you broke it
if not fuck it just be outta there
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Adam S was in here
0b3a7856ea1ad325087d202deca0fcaa
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>>555189215
This
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Do a massive party Op. Invite all of 4chan usa
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>>555189262
OP, do this shit, IT WILL MAKE IT EASIER
>>555189094

When this thread 404's, make a new one right after. Please.
>>
Shea Y. was in here aswell

the jews did 9/11
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>>555189191

>dumbass summerfag

>>555188873
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>>555189262
"uh yea hello? a man in the internet claims to have broken into a house."
Classic.
>>
>>555188873
soooo instead of going. hmmm dog seems abandoned. possible dead dude in trailer because he wanted to go have a snooze in there (dog barking and sleeping near camper suggests that the owner is in there....dead).

you post on /b/. dudes gone. take what you want and call the popo then take some more shit when his corpse is taken.
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feed the dog whit good food of the fridge post pics
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>>555189249
A .png file of a troll face.
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Michael d. Was here. Op find the body dammit. Soy oso
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>>555188873
>I'm an explorer
OP confirmed as Dora.
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>>555189262
Already did faggot. Enjoy prison.
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I will make a new thread IMMEDIATELY after this one 404's. i WILL call the cops by 7:30 That's 45 minutes. then....you will all have to sit and wait and I'll post a new thread with results later.
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>>555189356
He is OP you dumb motherfucker, check ids
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>>555189356
That's op you stupid fuck
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>>555189356
that was op you fucktard
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>>555189512
Swiper, no swiping!
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The body is in the RV
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>>555189512
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>>555189531
op ur a fucking faggot u just making shit up and delaying it all by 45 mins so ppl stay active and u think u trolled them lol fuckn fagt
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>>555189531
open the rv you faggot fuck
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THIS IS URBAN EXPLORER
MAKE A VIDEO.
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>>555189347
alright, I missed the dog part. I'm caught up now.
still, this could be anything. you don't just walk into an empty house and say "THIS IS MINE NOW"
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>>555189531
Can we get some dick pics from OP at least?
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>>555189531
Tomato sauce on carpet will redeem all
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>>555189553
Oop, sorry, didn't even know. I'm on mobile ATM.
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>>555189648
^^ this is /b/.
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>>555189356
That's OP faggot
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>>555189521
lol you think im going to jail? lmao. What the fuck did I do. Nothing. They left theyre door open. they left theyre dog stranded with no food and water I was trying to be a good neighbor. I'm no idiot do you really think that if I broke into a house I would fucking post it on 4chan? lol. no. I dont intend to steal. I DO however intend to see here this story takes us.
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Epic bread is epic
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if you're going to call the cops anyhere cum on omething they're going to touch
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>>555189779
Read updates faggot.
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>>555179456
>abandoned house
>full of stuff
that doesn't compute anon
if it did then i could just walk into my neighbours house when hes out and take all his shit
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>>555189823
you're going to feel VERY stupid once they come home from vacation
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>>555189262
>Finds epic loot
>Calls cops and lets government have it all
Aaaand OP is a fag again
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>>555189836
this
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>>555189630
I WILL MAKE A VIDEO!!!!
>>
You going to do anything to prove any of the claims youve made OP? Anything at all? I do like the smashing a jar suggestion, but any fucking thing will do. Any little thing. At fucking all.
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ROB DAT SHIT NIGGUH!!
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>>555189836
Dont be a Fag OP, do it.
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Wololoooooooooo
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>>555189512
/thread
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>>555189648
possible.
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>>555189829
how?
>>
>>555189836
So much this, cum on the dog
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>>555189823
You went into someone's home and posted saying "this is all mine now". Nigga, you dumb as fuck.
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>>555179456
nigga they went on vacation
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>>555189881
It's better then going to jail for a 4chan thread, anon. You would do the same thing.

>>555189879
Idiot. Obviously they aren't on vacation, you don't just leave a dog outside of the house with your door unlocked. to see where this unfolds, we need to check the fucking RV. It's the ONLY god damn way. I feel like the body is in there.
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Making toast for epic thread
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>>555190073
CUM ON THE DOG OP
DON'T BE A FAGGOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE DO IT
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>>555189512
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>>555189971
this. abandoning thread.
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>>555189823
>They left theyre door open
Liar, you said the door was shut and you knocked and then OPENED the door, that means you have entered someones house without permission, you can get charged for that.

> I was trying to be a good neighbor
You live a block away u not their neighbor faggot u go to jail nigger
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>>555189936
Dis gon' be good
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>>555189874
You "can" do that... it's called stealing and it's only illegal if you're caught.
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>>555179096
DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
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>>555190129
That's a fuckin nice toaster man
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>>555190067
If you find the body, teabag it.
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>>555190093
you're acting this is a sherlock holmes case

calm down you fucking outcast, obviously your life depends on this.
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>>555189936
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>>555190195
>implying we haven't archived it for legal purposes
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>>555190129
Post more pics of that toaster. That's a fuckin nice toaster.
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>>555189823
Oh yeah?

What about you other post riiiiiight
here >>555182928
>>
Now that you have the internets attention, get to the fucking punchline faggot. We all know this is some fucking joke, and if you dont youre retarded. Hurry up and get to the point so I can go make breakfast.
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>>555190195
doesn't matter he was fucked as soon as he posted it.
>bunch of people having copy's of the pics
>saving the webpage before it gets deleted
>>
>ill do it in 45 minutes
fuck off its so obvious youre faking
>>
>>555190129
Oh shit. That toaster nice.
>>
>>555190093
>>555190093
Hell no. I would try to contact a family member but I'd never let the government in. Pic related
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>>555190129
Timestamp?
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YLYL until OP updates us.
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>>555190159
dumb nigger here
they left their door open could just mean they didn't lock it.
don't be a fucking homo
>>
>>555190129
rule 34 dat toaster yo
>>
>>555190460
What kind of facebook shit is this?
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>>555190460
thank mr skeltal
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>>555190129
10/10 toaster /b/ro would stick fork into.
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>mfw this is actually OP's house
OP is a faggot, proven time and time again
>>
its OP dog in OP house and you are a bunch of retards to takings this bait
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>>555190460
thank mr skeltal
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>>555190460
thank mr skeltal
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>>555190537
>Not knowing mr. Skeltal
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>>555179096
>>555189512
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still no timpstamp + prove.
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>>555190494
doesnt matter fuck face that doesnt mean its legal to go into their house just because the door wasnt locked fucking spastic nigger imagine how many people would get robbed if u were allowed into someones house just cause door wasnt locked lol fucking nigger has no idea dumb nigger u think ur smart u dumb nigger black spastic fucker nigger nigger fuck u nigger u dont know shit dumb fucker coon box stfu nigger
>>
>>555190537
the kind people reply to in every thread
kinda 9giggle tier really
>>
>>555190460
Gimme some of dat calcium. thank mr skeltal
>>
>>555190460
thank mr skeltal
>>
>>555190608
he would be an idiot because he would get doxxed

no one is that stupid
>>
>>555190460
thank mr skeltal
>>
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>>555190460
Thank you based Mr. Skeltal
>>
>>555190460
thank mr skeltal
bless your kind hearted trumpet for this delicious calcium
>>
is op kill?
>>
>>555190608

but you have no face you silly goose
>>
>>555190784
he did
10190 91st St
Vero Beach, FL 32967-3001
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>>555190320
Nah. I fucking flipped when I assumed it was all up for grabs. but...logic kicked in and I was like oh hell nah im not going to jail over a tv.
>>
>>555190784
Don't underestimate the IQ of the average /b/ poster
>>
not posting in epic thread
>>
>>555190460
Thank mr skeltal
>>
>>555190885
op is jail
>>
>>555188304
No it isn't, you're right. It does however give the police a pretty large head start; one that is lost when you alert said criminal and they clean up and or leave immediately, perhaps returning at a later date.

Now shut the fuck up.
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>>555190890
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>>555179096
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you better stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My Mother said to me- "Don't smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed and at 21 I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
>>
>>555190948
moar pics or didn't happen
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>>555190948
stop being a faggot
its too late
u must rob
>>
>>555190460
thank mr skeltal
>>
Welp, there is no progress being made here. I'm out.
>>
go find the body OP
>>
>>555190948
no, you flipped as soon as the address was first posted
>>
>>555191063
best thing I've read today.
never seen this pasta before, is it new?
>>
>>555190784
Earlier, someone claimed they uploaded CP onto their OneCloud storage.
>>
>>555191185
lurk moar
>>
>>555190719
i didn't imply that you could enter the fucking house you fucking autistic neckbeard nigger. go back to your slaveship and worship me.
>>
I TOLD YOU BE PATIENT GIVE ME 30 MINUTES
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>>555190948
HA! jail? for a tv? HA!!

first off you are obviously underage. secondly, you don't get jailed for a shit crime like that. community service yeah but not jail. you faggot
>>
>>555191297
you said that 30 minutes ago
>>
>>555191297
>inb4 arrested
>>
>>555191324
no, he said at 7:30 he will call the cops, faggot. read the thread before shitposting
>>
>OP is actively delivering updates, some with pics
>people still fucking complaining about how he's not delivering

You guys must be fucking retarded.
>>
So OP are you autistic.assburgers .drugfucked or really dumb ?
>>
>>555186386
ENABLE DUBS
>>
>>555191324
no, he said to wait 45 minutes 15 minutes ago.
>>
>>555191297
just fucking do whatever youre going to do faggot.
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>>555191378
It's 8 where OP is.
>>
>>555191185
Saw it on FB today and I found it so fucking good, decided to post it here, see what you guys think about it
>>
is op cumming on the dog yet ?
>>
>>555191297
I don't have all day OP.
Really I do though, hurry the fuck up anyway.
>>
>>555191383
No. No hes not. Nor did he deliever anything ever. But thanks for saging
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>>555191297
go ustream the place live & we can explore it with you
>>
>>555191462
obvious bait.
>>
>>555191324
No I said 7:30AM EST It is now 7:06 bitch shut the fuck up or ill leave the conclusion of this adventure to my eyes only
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>>555191456
It's 7:10 where OP is. Learn2Timezone

>>555191526
Go back and read the thread.
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Sing with me brothers, the song of the niggest
WELELE WELELE WELELE WELELE CUNUNGUELE CUNUNGUELE ZIMZIM BATUMBA MOLONGO!!
>>
is there any cash?
>>
>>555191456
b8? or are you just slow
>>
>>555190537
God your stupid
>>
>>555190460
Thank mr skeltal
>>
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>>555191642
>>555191663
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>>555191663
Where has he ever provided any validation to any claim he has made ever?
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>>555190537
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>>555191814
Do you really think someone would do that? Just come on the internet and lie to people?
>>
>>555191663
>saging while defending OP
OP confirmed, stop being a fag and cum on the dog already
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>>555191814
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>>555191642
just fucking do it now bitch ass faggot
>>
>>555190460
thank mr skeltal
>>
>>555191769

His "what" is stupid? Fill us in.
>>
>>555190460
thank mr skeltal
>>
>>555188873
>inb4 the body is inside the RV
>>
>>555191876
I had autosage on from another thread. My fucking bad, nigger.
I was the one who archived the thread.
>>555192053
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>>555191871
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>>555190460
thank mr skeltal
>>
>>555192053
All of OPS pictures are just random pictures of the inside of a house. Any written statements are nothing without accompanying proof. The address and all other things were found out by other anons...So I ask again, where has he ever provided any validation to any claim he has made ever.
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>>555190719
Butthurt you faggot?

Found a pic of you
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>>555191642
So OP...What's the plan at 7:30? you going back to check out the rv? or just callin the cops? what's going on?
>>
Key to the RV is very probably somewhere in the house.
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>>555191527
Fucking this
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>>555192261
at 7:30 I'll be making a video. of everything. and the win will be shared for all
>>
A 76 year old with a PS1?

Whatever you say buddy.
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>>555192368
Not if cops arrest you first
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