Hey there champs! I heard that there were some awesome people

>roses are red
>violets are blue
>I'll fuck you with a rake

were fine, fuck off

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>>555158879
I'm sorry if I offended you buddy. If you ever need a friend to talk to, i'm here.

>>555158864
Lol my sides

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>>555158864
Poetry! Now there is an awesome guy! High five, Champ!

>>555159135
i..im sad

but i dont need you
>implying anyone needs anybody

>dark hair
>antisocial
>tfw no gf

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>>555159356
I know you don't need me. You are pretty awesome on your own. I just hope you realize that pal.

>failed artist
>now /b/ lurker
>MFW literally Hitler

>>555159694
id follow you, lets raid a beer hall

>>555158685
>have terrible taste in clothes, so I am constantly bullied because of my poor taste; therefore I have very low self esteem
>I had sex when I was seven years old, and ever since then I have been constantly obsessed with sex with different girls which has cost me many relationships with different girls; currently I am with a very pretty girl who I intend to spend the rest of my life with
>I hate every single person who lives in my town for reasons that are too numerous to note; some of the reasons are that they are all backwater fuckheads with no sense of intelligence at all, they smell like they haven't showered since birth, and they are all extremely religious, constantly trying to shove their beliefs down the throat of anyone who is unfortunate to pass through our town like a thousand dollar prostitute with a golden throat of the gods
well what do you think OP?

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>>555159464
A free spirit huh? Nothing is tying you down from reaching your dreams. You wanna know something? That makes you a champ in my book!

>>555158685

>no job
>waste days playing vidya
>friends are unsupportive shitheads

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>>555159821

Need some fucking jewce for my gas engine first.

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>>555159694
Hey champ. I hear ya loud and clear. Did you know out of three actors in L.A. One will make it and the other two will quit? As long as you are stll in the game you haven't failed. Keep at it champ, you are so awesome I am sure you will make it if you carry on! High five!

>>555160303

>picture of oven
>kek

>>555159849
I am sorry others have forced their own subjective standards of fashion onto you, buddy. I say be the awesome you that I know you are and you will be fine. High five, champ!

>>555160303
Why is there a nipple next to the fridge

>>555158685
>lost the ability to feel any emotion, ruled by apathy
>pretty okay with it actually, sucks i cant fal in love
>sometimes wonder what terrible things i can do just because i have the mental privelage to do so, such as becoming a serial killer or rapist

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>>555160586
WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER STUFF! I NEED CLOSURE!!!!!!!

>>555160508
sorry ran out of pictures. Either way you are still reading it in the appropriate voice, champ!?

>gave up on life pretty hard 7 months ago
>sit in /b/ if im not sleeping
>just quit drinking and praying withdrawl kills me

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>>555158685

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>>555160701

>>555158685
10/10

>>555160701
>lost the ability to feel any emotion
>sucks i cant fall in love
It seems you can feel emotion just fine champ. You are awesome!

>>555158685
>have a girlfriend, loves me like fuck but I can't see her because my mother will not allow it (I live in Hawaii, almost every kid lives with their parents till 30ish due to high cost of living)
>have a mother who is physically and mentally abusive (she has borderline personality disorder)
>stuck I a dead-end minimum wage job.

>>555160734
Sorry champ, so many awesome people in this thread its hard to keep up with you all. I new a guy who had the same issue and you wanna know what he did? He took a trip away from his town alone and realized that he was just needing a change of scenery. It is natural to leave the nest. Nope that helps champs. You are awesome!

>>555161110
How old are you, champ?

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>>555161361

>>555161361
FUCK THAT'S NOT ENOUGH! AN HERO! AN HERO!
goodbye world. Gonna go toss my Ipod off of a bridge and shoot myself while having anal sex with a transvestite nigger.

>>555161792
Being a hero is a great thing to strive for! Super man is one of my favorites! Stay awesome champ!

>Pedophile
>20
>living with mom and no job

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>>555161792

I guess you ran out of gas.

>Oldest, yet shortest of my brothers.
>Looking to pursue a career in acting, yet family is unsupportive of career choice
>Feel tired constantly, yet I can't sleep until about 1:00 in the morning

>Have to move soon, really stressed
>Tiny green-eyed girl
>Too weak to leave bed because of bullshit anorexia

>>555161979
20 years old? Wow congrats on making it two whole decades! Very nice in deed. I am sure you got tons more years of awesomeness to go champ!

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>>555161978

Ubermensh you say?

>>555161739
19

>>555162071
Wanna know something, champ? Only you are looking through your eyes, only you can feel your pain. You aren't looking through anyone else's consciousness but your own, I say live your life accordingly. Stay awesome champ!

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>>555158685

>>555162526
Honestly dude, thanks.

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>>555162616

That's my fetish.

>>555158685
>have depression
>be too lazy to write out emotions
>just got a gf, kinda, so that's a win

>>555162496
Ever consider moving out? I think it is awesome you are working and certainly have the tools available to be self sufficient if you wanted. I knew many awesome guys like you who went through the same thing. Loose your fear of being broke or it will imprison you in the rat raise of minimum wage living. I recommend reading robert kiyosaki's book "rich dad, poor dad" excellent book on how to become financially literate and free (which is essential). Stay awesome, champ!

>im gonna be a dad in a few months
>im 25, 6'4 and weigh 202lbs
>can play guitar and bass

>>555158685
>curly headed fuke
>tfw no gf
>no gainz

>>555158685
> Depressed
> Wanna join the army to get KIA
> beat as a kid

what do.

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>>555160508

>>555163035
>be too lazy to write out emotions
>have depression
>be too lazy to write out emotions

You just wrote them out, champ! You know you are awesome! Stay awesome!

>>555163060
why the fuck are you gonna be dead

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>>555163047

He should read my book too.

>>555163060
I don't think i need to tell you how awesome you are! Why don't you read your comment back to yourself to see what I mean. Stay awesome champ!

>>555163359
wut?

>>555163359
oh fuk nigga, misread
>kek

>>555163493
misread
>kek

>>555158685

>Have no friends at all, a loner
>Depressed
>Gf broke up with me, "because I wasn't giving her enough attention."

>>555163461
thanks always had a problem with being really hard on myself and thinking im not good enough, hope im gonna be a good enough dad ya know?

>>555163461
Thanks, op, you're a good guy, and I hope you know that your awesome too!

>>555163758
you're, sorry for the mistake, guys.

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>>555163359

If he's Jewish, a nigger, or a gypsy, you'll know why.

>>555160816
that's okay
i'd forget me too if i could

>>555162071
try eating less or not at all past 8pm so that the food dont keep you up also commit to excercise early as possibile to stay energized through out the day. I usually do the opposite of that shit making me weak, become the superior man, it would be a shame for any man to not know the beauty of the human body and its all capabilities

>start uni at 19, drop out 21, restart at 22, now 25 scaried as fuck, not only because i think younger people have better possibility then me (feeling a failure) but also because there are no jobs here in italy and i'm plannig to move in norway----scaried as fuck
>i'm getting closer to my ex-gf, she seems like she wants me to, she is the love of my life, i want to ask her to come with me, but i don't think she will.
>don't have a good relationship with my parents, i want to love them more but it's difficult, cause they're not good persons

>>555163914
hate to dissapoint but im irish/italian, technically we're on the same side

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Nice b8 m8
>anyone who doesn't see this as tumbler bait is a dumb fuck.

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But seriously, you people are all supermen.

>Accomplished university student attempting to get a PhD in Philosophy.
>Perpetually in debt for life
> 5/10 M

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>>555164176

Oh, reich.

>>555163047
Thankyou
>>555163379
And thank you Hitler

>>555158685
>on /b/
>on /b/
>on fucking /b/

>>555164201
maybe some of us just dont give a fuck about posting stupid shit on a stupid site, not all of us are faggot ass neckbeards like you, fucking dumbass

Hey Champs! I'll try my best to get to you all! So many awesome people it's taking a while to respond.

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>>555164509

You're welcome Anon! :D

>>555158685
>Antisocial
>On computer 24/7 when not at work
>No real friends in my whole life

Good luck.

>>555164071
Thanks for the advice /b/ro.

Truthfully I've been wanting to get my shit together for a while now. I'll make sure to keep your words in mind as I try to better myself.

>>555163745
dam. I'm not having a child anytime soon but if I did I'd pass down all my knowledge teach him what it takes to survive. teach him bad so he knows whats good teach em good so he knows whats bad. nahm-sayn?

>>555158685
>6'4
>skinny as fuck
>finally not suicidal, but friends didn't stick around through it.

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>>555164772

Let me be his teacher.

>>555163227
You know who else has curly hair? John mayer
No gf? No problem! You are free to persue your dreams. Reach for your dreams and you will be so high up with that stars that your dream girl won't be able to help but to see you.
No gains? Check out "lean gain's guide", I think you will like it.

stay awesome champ!

>>555163260
First of champ, let me thank you for willing to lay your life on the line for your country. I'd still think you are awesome even if you didn't join. Stay awesome, champ!

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>>555165076

Thaaaaaat's reich!

>>555160672
>stewies head
>nipple

>>555164973
I may not be OP, but as someone who's dealt with suicidal thoughts, it really is great that you're no longer suicidal. Friends come and go, but the important thing is that you're still here, alive and kicking. Now that you're free from those suicidal thoughts, go out and enjoy life bro.

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>>555165324
Thanks op, that helped.

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>>555164368
lurk'n

>>555165521
Thanks man. Means a lot

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Life is wonderful Anons.

>>555162157
Wanna know something champ? Even I get scared of moving, change is something that is feared in our human condition. I promise you will adapt. Our species has spent its entire existence adapting, i'm pretty sure you will live, kiddo! I love green eyes, totally awesome! I wish I could help you out more with the anorexia issue but I am by no means a medical professional but what I can say is that you are awesome, champ!

>>555165928
Hey hitler! What do you think of me joining the wermacht?

>>555164368
Again, not OP. But I felt like I had to say something.

You went out and pursued your dream all the way to getting your PhD. Considering the amount of people who drop out of college, actually sticking with it to the highest level is inspiring. I know debt sucks, but it's mere trinkets compared to realizing your goal.

>Every time someone congratulates me or praises me I become suicidal
>I don't take criticism well
>Indecisiveness or passiveness both make me angry
your move law man.

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>turned 20 today
>no friends
>no job
>no money
>only 4 people congratulated me, all family whom I don't like
>no gf
>totally out of shape

and here I am enjoying this shit with a beer in my hand, sitting in the sun in the backyard, listening to birds.

>>555163047
Thankyou

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>>555166175

Personally I prefer blue eyes. But to each his own!

>>555164057
i feel you bro..

>overly ambitious
>have goals that are impossible
>horribly indecisive

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>>555166303

Tell me more about yourself Anon.

>>555163703
I'm sorry hear that,chamo. I am sure you could use a hug too, my heart goes out to you. It may not be much but let me say this, only you are responsible for the happiness that is allowed inside. My friend, join a martial arts class, become the person you want to become. Sitting in your own filth never helped anyone. You are responsible for your own happiness. So many great resources out there friend. My personal favorite way to start is by getting in shape ( i recommend lean gains) Stay awesome, champ!

>crossdresser
>sucks dicks
>cock slut

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>>555158685
Hey Scoops, long time no see! Y'all got any advice on weather to buy a PS4 or and Xbox One?

>>555167109
Atleast you're at home here on /b/

>gay
>young drag queen
>super lonely and feels like no guy can like him

>>555160816
>gave up on life pretty hard 7 months ago
Doesn't look like it,champ. I think you are just feeling sorry for yourself. I know how that can feel buddy. Let me tell you something, you can sit in your own sorrow and it will be a self fulfilling prophecy for a failure and a depressing life or you can take a gamble and make life how you want it to be. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. The way I see it, you can't lose.

>>555167438
I wanna read OP's advice in that damn voice though.
Also I'm curious as to how OP will deal with my post.

> Sarcastic as fuck
> In the military
> Self image/self confidence issues

>>555167081
>Have lung cancer
>Father was a heavy smoker before he left us
>Have never smoked

>white
>rich
>obsessive dog rapist

>>555167890
By left us I mean for another family, he's a very healthy man, just not talking to us.

>>555167076
You have a mindset for success! Like a dog chasing cars (and boy do I know what that's like).I say, get organized in what your goals are. Remember, a goal without a plan is just a dream. Make a plan and put it into action, even announce it to your family for accountability! best of luck champ, stay awesome!

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>>555167890

This would've never happened in good old Deutschland.

>>555167516
How would you know that, champ? Have you talked to every guy in the world, let alone your own city? I say you need to make yourself available. Find new bars, there is always a way! Stay awesome champ!

>>Socially awkward 29 year old who acts like an asshole because at least I can pull that off with some confidence.
>>Been obese since I was 5, yoyoing weightloss, but haven't been under 320lb in at least 10 years, currently 380lbs.
>>Recently dated this chick I work with, and really liked her- but then fucked it up by letting down my gaurd and confessing some insecurities when we were in bed, 2 days before getting a txt message "I think we should just be friends"

>>555167838
Nothing wrong with a good sense of humor, champ! Just use it wisely, different folks out there respond to different humor differently than others! Self confidence issue? Sounds like you need to learn to love yourself first! I recommend going on a trip alone. You can really get to know yourself when no one is looking. stay awesome!

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>>555168652
ty i actually really needed that ;_;

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>>555168270
>completely skips my post
Well... fuck you OP...

>>555169191
Iktf

And now even the fucking dog ignores me, fuck this.

>>555158685
> Cheated on my 2 year old boyfriend (was drunk)
> He found out (spying and checking my phone) I decided to dum him
> He texts all of my friends saying I'm a whore

>>555167109
Not OP. But screw it.

If you enjoy something, then you should go out there and do it. The good thing is that you're on /b/, where cross dressing isn't looked at as a horrible thing, but a natural occurrence and at times revered. There's nothing wrong with cd, and if you like to fellate others, then who are we to judge? Live your life /b/ro. Enjoy it while you're still alive.

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>>555169918
>2 year old boyfriend

>>555168950
Let me first say that being an "asshole" may help short term but you will ultimately hate yourself. When you go home by yourself, you will always know the true you. If your friends aren;t willing to accept who you are then maybe you need some new friends. Old friends tend to bring up our past mistakes (usually in good humor) without realizing how hard it is making our change. Not everyone will like the true you, and not everyone will like the ass hole you. My point is people will hate you no matter what if they already want to hate you so why not be hated for being yourself rather than living a double life? Like I said, they may not know it but the fact that you know that you aren't being real is gonna eat you alive. As for your weight issue I high recommend brad pilons "eat stop eat" (5th expanded edition). As for you gf, it sounds like you were confiding too much into her, I understand this is tempting but some girls rather have support than be the support. It sounds like you aren't ready for a relationship, become self sufficient so any relationship is merely supplemental to your life. rather than your whole life. Stay awesome, champ!

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>>555170310

OP delivered.

>>555167890
I think I'm taking over for OP. I don't know. Just want to help in any way I can.

That's a pretty rough had you were dealt with anon. I don't know if this helps, but it may have been better not having your dad around if he was willing to leave at all. I grew up in a single parent household myself, and my mom did a damn fine job raising three boys while my dad was away.

Lung cancer is not an easy thing to deal with, but know that there's a whole group of people who do care for you and are with you every step of the way. Family, friends, even us on 4Chan, we're with you buddy, and we're all pulling for you.

Also, just my personal opinion, but good for you for not smoking. It's a hard habit to break, and would harm you immensely.

>>555170705
Friend, there is no position for what I do, I am merely encouraging others to do the same. I know so many people could use a hug. Even on /b/. Just knowing I can make a difference even if its in an anons life makes it all worth it. Besides, where else can I hang with such cool fellas?!?! Stay Awesome!

>>555168074
I'm not gonna judge the last part, but being rich means you might not have to worry about money like others do. Count your blessings anon, an be thankful for the circumstances that got you to where you are now.

>>555171047
Cool. I didn't want to come across as hijacking your thread, just felt like helping out. A lot of posts means some are bound to get lost in the shuffle.

Thanks for this thread, btw. Really put a smile on my face seeing someone willing to help people out.

Can't greentext on my phone, but here goes.
1.Nerd who is beginning to realize he may have a minor social disorder.
2.Kissless virgin who can't man up to ask a girl out.
3.Unintentionally elitist at the worst times.

>>555171439
Just spread the love, champ. I promise it will all come back to you ;)

>20
>not going to uni
>live with parents

>>555171567
You know champ a social disorder is an observation, not an illness. As soon as you put titles like that, you start to let them define you. The elitist part is just your anger. I understand that the world looks like nobody wants to talk to you but I promise that's just in your head. So many people are waiting just like you, to reach their hand out to them. If you can find a miracle in your life , become one for someone else. The gf will come with self discovery and new found confidence. ENjoy helping others and I promise you it will reward you.

>>555158685
hurt the people I want around me. Treat people I love like pets. Have already lost my wife and may loose my son due to my mental problems. Please help

>>555172163
*reach your hand out to them.

>>555170310
Thanks for replying champ.

I knew all of those things, but some times you need to hear it from someone else to realize it.

Keep up the good will, your a fantastic person,.

>i hate this thread
>i hope you choke on dog biscuts op
>when my weed dealer gunna re-up?

>>555172239
It sounds like you don't want to do or have any of those negative things happen. I think the fact that you are asking for help ,shows that you see a problem, very few figure that out. Unfortunately champ this isn't the appropriate format for such a deep discussion. I hope you find help in making life how you want it. The fact that you are looking for help really says alot about how awesome your are. stay on the path to peace (you're already on the way), champ!

>>555164082
>>555164082
You decided to go back to finish your education. Already that's proof that you're awesome. Especially since a lot of people who do drop out don't return. It can be a little tough to see younger students at the same place you are, but you're still reaching for your dreams.

Reconciling with an ex can be tough, but if she's the love of your life, I'm happy for you anon. Asking her to go with you can be a tough challenge, but if she's worth it, you may know the answer.

As for your family, that's a tough one. You have to remember that for all their flaws, they're still family. They may have done some bad stuff, but they're still your mom and dad. It's up to you if you want to build your relationship with them, but hearing that you want to love them more means it's a possibility.

>>555171684
First, you made it twenty years. That truly is excellent.

School and Uni is not for everyone. For those that do go, that's great. For those who don't, it's not the end of the world. Ultimately it comes down to whether you want to go to Uni or not. Only you can make that decision, and if you decide not to, you can still get a job. And with that job, you can start saving up to move out and buy your own place.

Stay awesome buddy.

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>>555166395
Happy birthday, /b/ro! You made it two decades, so congrats. Your life is still just beginning, meaning that you have more than enough time to turn your life around (in a good way).

Thing will change, and soon, if you work hard enough, you'll have a job, money, a gf, and plenty of friends.

op ran out of happy steam .. yeah go fuck yourself op we dont want your happy positive bullshit in here

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mfw op is actually giving legitimate advice and encouragement to people with failing lifestyles and low self-esteem

>>555158685

I'm not upset! I'm not! This country is upset! With absurd prices! 5 dollars for a meal at McDonald's?! I need more meat in my diet! I look around and I see just stupid. Quit complaining about religion, NO ONE CARES! Oompa Loompas are murdering themselves! *Oompa Loompa head smashes into train window* Oh boo hoo, you're gay, you're lesbian, you're straight, MY PENIS DOESN'T WORK!!

>>555175117
t-thanks