Let's get a useful shit thread going on in here. Post

>>554983804
Reserve that Nutmeg Coffee for only your worst enemies.

chrome://flags/#password-manager-reauthentication
Go there/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Click enable
chrome://settings/
Go there/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Scroll to the bottom
click Show advanced settings
Passwords and forms
Offer to save web passwords
Manage saved passwords
Click on individual password
click show

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>>554983575

>>554983575
>tor
outdated, or fbi, or troll

>>554984486
'Tis very handy, /b/rother

>>554983575
>useful shit
>TOR and TrueCrypt
TOR was hardcore FBI'd and TrueCrypts Latest release was all kinds of fishy and everyone smart enough to is avoiding it like the plague

>>554984578
NSA shill unless provided support

>>554984663
You know what parts of
>tor
are safe?

is the silkrhode still operational?

>>554984943
Silkroad just got it's bitcoin auctioned so you tell me
As for the rest i bailed on it before all the shit went down because i'd just built a new PC and hadn't re-installed so i can't really help you sorry.

>>554985178
I'd heard that TOR was going down, so i took Darkcomet and bailed too.

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>>554983575
>Because none of us are as nearly as cruel as all of us

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for your rope needs

>>554985971
I did that a couple times with some old climbing rope.

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>>554985631

>>554986252
I blame 420chan. Their Hal Turner raid drew in a bunch of white knights and then the Scientology shit happened.

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contrabooting

>>554983804
dude,thats a cocktail,called White Russan.

>>554986418
I heard that 4chan back in the day had a lot of CP.

Thank Allah they cleared that all up though, so some good came out of it.

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Ok all of it is legit so i'll post some legit shit.

>>554987264
>totally legit
>helps a lot
>i scare myself

>>554985971
the fuck is this? does this turn people on??

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>>554987384
actually meant to post this one

>>554987580
Turns me on

>>554987580
This. I can't really put my finger on it but it just seems lame.

>>554987604
Great...
>OP is now hungry

>>554987580
You'll understand when you're older :^)

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Have a gander at this

>>554983575
>>554984897
>>554984943

>tor

https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2014/07/nsa_targets_pri.html

>>554987580
yup.

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>>554987604
Someone gets it. Someone FINALLY GETS IT

>>554988062
Interesting post >anon

sql injection a noobs guide.

sorry don't have a pic but this is how you can deface many websites

>use a google "dork" this is basically a google search to find sites vuln to sql injection
>dork "inurl:.php?id= "any word here" under quotations but the type of site you want to find, ie police, feminist, islam etc.
>the url found will end like this www.examplesite.com/index.php?id=44
>put a ' at the end of it to see if it is vuln
>www.examplesite.com/index.php?id=44'
>if an error pops up it is vuln to sql injection
>download and install a program called either havij or sqlmap
>havij works on windows, sqlmap needs python installed. i prefer sqlmap as it's less skiddy
>get your ass behind a vpn like cyberghost or proxy like TOR and get injecting.

so many forums you can admin details for, so much lulz to be had.

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>>554984486
>aspertam
>bad
tips tinfoil hat

>>554988128
fish forks have only 3 tines ...

>>554987264
what bullshit, to drain a body of blood you simply eviscerate it through the sternum, remove the internal organs/tracheia, then hang it with hooks upside down via the achilles tendons

in 3-4 hours the blood will be gone

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>>554989068

>>554988739
Rumors says aspartame is carcinogen. Yes, that's merely rumors, but i suggest to not eat it, meanwhile they made a serious research

>>554988638
Anon is God!

>>554983804
5 whole nutmegs? That's a lethal dose, you shit!

>>554987323
this is crap too... sigh

animal cuts are not commensurate with human cuts, furthermore you would only catch CJD from someone else who had CJD. Also, advising against eating the brain but advocating eating the nervous system is contradictory since both may contain CJD.

Personally I wouldn't eat human, too many parasites

>>554985040
> Ricin
> deadliest poison known to man
That's bullshit! There's even an antidote for it. Fuck off, underage dipshit!

>>554989853
OP posts what OP finds

>>554989853
also,they find it in bodies in minutes now. So you'll get busted pretty quick

>>554990092
OP will take the risk

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>>554990092
Antifreeze or Potassium Cyanide are better choices than ricin these days

>>554986252
>knowlege is free

what if they want to know what CP is?

>>554990504
cigarette paper,you silly dickweed.

>>554990665
>Implying I use filthy cigarettes instead of wonderful cigars that go nicely with my fedora

>>554990818
>sucking on a big brown dick
i love cigars too.

>>554989992
The best way to kill somebody is as follows:

• Pass out your victim.
• Take an injection needle.
• Fill it with air.
• Inject the air into the victim's blood vessels.

It will work in 100% of all cases. No shit. It can not be diagnosed as a cause of death. If you use a hard to find place for the injection (armpit, behind the scrotum, inside the rectum...) there will never be evidence that you murdered that person.

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>>554988638
>>> Fixed

>>554987323
>back: Hungarain goulash

I keep that in mind.

>>554991024
best way to kill somebody is to shoot him with a glock,put drogs,and a little money in his poccket,and drop him in harlem.

>>554990967
>made me laugh
you win
bye sir

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>>554991223
>your prize
background

>>554990369
wtf

>>554988062
outdated

Well...if tor gone, what do?

>>554989549
Were all infested with parasites, types of Nematodes if I'm correct. Similar to how we have the bacteria in our intestinal tract.

And I think that pet owners have even more, but I only know cat owners specifically to have more parasites, which those we have aren't harmful to us, in a way we notice at least.

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Kali linux tutorial

>>554983575
fucking mustard gas

>>554991950
yes, there's a kind of bacteria )toxoplasma gondii) that mice/rats carry, but it needs to inhabit a feline host in order to reproduce so it causes the mouse/rat's brain to alter such that it seeks out cats and almost commits suicide against its will.

there's a theory, although unsubstantiated with any kind of empirical evidence, that it can infect humans too (via their pet cat) and may be an underlying cause of certain schizoid spectrum disorders

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Roadsigns 1/2 works for Britfags

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>>554992448

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>>554988638
you dumb kids really amuse me...

>>554993095
>thumbnail.
Welcome to 4chan,newfag.

>>554993095
i said it was a noobs guide, not an elite hackers guide

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srs question guys

I'm not into CP at all, why the fuck would I need truecrypt when I have a VPN?

Does trueCrypt slow your system down at all?

>>554993095
NSA detected

>>554987604
What a pointless pic.
>Here's help on the easiest of all foods

Really?

>>554993718

lol

http://infothread.org

>>554992704
Try this too.

shred -fz -n 1 /dev/sd{a,b}{1..4}

>>554993660
VPN sends your data to a sever designed to protect people from looking at it while it handles it from place to place. It can know what you're doing, but a trusted one keeps no logs and saves you from comcast looking at your torrents.

Truecrypt encrypts your hard drive(s) if done right. This protects you from physical spying like the police walking out the door with your tower or some asshole walking out the coffee shop with your lappy

>>554993660

if you have a processor from 2008 down then yes it will slow down your machine

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>>554994117
I understand the difference between VPN vs truecrypt, I guess I worded my question wrong, and yes my VPN provider keeps no logs

which is better though? Truecrypt or bitlocker?

>>554994261
first gen i5 here and I can't get a stress test to tell the difference. More like a single core processor with a hardrive made in 1990

>>554994320
bitlocker?

nigger are you for real?

do you even know the difference between open source and closed source?

>>554994320
>bitlocker

oh wow, all hope lost here.

>>554993660
Start off by not using truecrypt, it's a botnet.

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>>554983575
>Went to prison for trolling memorial page on Facebook
>trolling page on Facebook
>prison

No.

>>554994428
i say this because processors built after 2008 (by intel at least) have a special function which speeds up decryption/encryption and truecrypt 7.1a has been compiled to be optimised for such processors.

>>554994438
yes, I am for real? TrueCrypt is open sauce

which is better

respond pls

>>554994320
Bitlocker isn't open if i remember right. Meaning no one except big corporation can say it's safe. However, no one has broken truecrypt without a really controlled environment. Truecrypt isn't supported anymore, but that isn't to say it isn't safe.

>>554994506
no it isn't, are you a policeman trying to spread FUD?

>>554992105
wtf is this shit?
what is costa, what is kali?

>>554994760
hopeless case #2

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Lol /b/, how did Anon go from Useful shit to petty squabbling?

>post useful shit
>flame wars here, if pics dumped

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>>554994667
>Truecrypt isn't supported anymore, but that isn't to say it isn't safe.


[citation needed]

pic related

>>554987934
Hicks who live in gator infested swamps have dozens of variations of this. They call then gator sticks or killing sticks. A lot are made out of cheap black pipe because when buried they rust away to nothing in a short time.

>>554994993
jeeze dick, you are not up to speed with current technological events are you?

bitlocker = bad

truecrypt = good

I'd suggest LUKS or dm-crypt but you seem incapable of anything advanced

>>554995072
I learned mine from a travelling Gypsy in Lancashire.

>>554994993
Having a developer dump his product and it being a shitty product aren't the same. Anything could have happened, including bitlocker paying him off. It's literally some scary text and a guide to undo truecrypt. I think I'll trust the mass off developers who have thrown everything they can at truecrypt's source code than microsoft not fucking me over (I'm looking at you vista/win 8).

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>>554995136
no, I'm 37 and I was probaby on the internets before you were born

>>554995350

newfag

>>554995350
i doubt it since i've been on the internet since i was 11 back in 1994

you seem pretty incapable for a 37yo allegedly tech savvy individual.

in fact, telling us your age is rather insulting if you have to ask (is bitlocker, created by microsoft which has been known to put in backdoors for law enforcement before, safer and more secure than truecrypt which affidavits in many trials across the world have remarked they could not break)

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>>554995417
k lol

>>554989338
A friend of mine is a food technician, she's read the study on aspartame and says yes the study shows it can be carcinogenic. HOWEVER, the human equilivant of what the study fed the rats is 16L of diet coke per day. Drinking even half of this amount regularly will kill you due to the caffeine.

>>554991024
A needle filled with air will kill someone but re

>>554995529
>you seem pretty incapable

you seem angry, all I did was ask about disk encryption

get fucked, kid

>>554995757
requires at least 20-30cc

>>554995630
yeah, but it was also used as a chemical weapon in 'Nam

>>554990369
anyone know what forum this is?

>>554995350
Guess you're just stupid then.
Let me help you with your question.

BitLocker = Closed source, botnet, made by botnet ( Windows )
TrueCrypt = Discontinued which means no more patchy patches.

>>554995773
i'm not angry, i'm highly amused at how technologically inept you are

you ask the silliest, most elementary questions.

no one serious about security would use bitlocker, therefore i can only assume you are a troll

>>554988739
I don't know if it's the aspartame but drinks with that in it end up leaving me still thirsty.

>>554995869
it's a now defunct onion site known as hurtcore or something

it was a silly place with nothing much going on, just a place to give journalists somewhere they can use to peddle their moral outrage for the soporific masses

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>>554995350
That insane fail

mfw you probably saved 1000 gifs as jpgs

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>>554995923
>Guess you're just stupid then.

yep, you got me

you can have the last word, you win

>>554996115
that was someone else lol

do you not see the IDs ^

>>554996201
see .gif
>>554996115

ever wanted to take over a drive thru speaker?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyLrus1yKvI

>>554996327
you are a complete idiot. I hope you get raided and v&.

>>554996327
maybe you're asian and just can't see clearly out of the slits in your head?

try removing your epicanthal folds

>>554996115
At least admitting that you have no idea what you're talking about allows you to reflect on life and talk less so that those who do have intelligence may share useful ideas.

>>554996060
your brain pretty quickly works out the sweet taste is false and therefore it isn't getting the calorie dump that taste suggested it would. So it just ups the hormone levels that cause hunger cravings to the equilivant amount it was expecting.

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Later on, /b/, OP cashing out.

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All of this lol, I can't hold it.

>>554996201
>>554996070
>>554996490

/g/ pls go

>>554996776
only if you promise to go back to leddit

>>554996358
This one is bad
dont try it

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>>554996948
anon, don't ruin the surprise
i love surprises

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>>554996490
>those who do have intelligence
>who do have intelligence
>have intelligence
>intelligence
>on /b/

huehuehue

summer as fuck ITT

>>554996915
>implying

obviously YOU can't into ID's

any of you fags use epic?

>>554996948
it wouldn't actually do any harm, don't worry

they'd just waste a litre or so of soda

>>554997060
>>554996776
fuck off, you come in here after brushing up your memes on encyclopaediadramatica and act like you're some kind of all-knowing sage of 4chan

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>>554996776
>>554997060

You know is somebody is stupid for tech,thats cool,we can deal with it.4chan is filled with people from asia to america,from workclass harlem niggers to rich wallstreet fags.
Its ok. If somebody is an idiot,we will still help him.
If somebody is an ignorant idiot who insists that he is right,even when he complelty failed on many levels,then he will get insulst.
But that doesn't mean the hope is lost. All you have to do,is being ashamed,and admitting that maybe we know what we are talking about.
Insted you choose to be a newfag,who boast about his age,and giving this i'm so superior attitude. This attitude will get you v&.
Just know when to fold 'em.

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>>554997269
>encyclopaediadramatica


what's next, you gonna claim that you were an admin on something awful or YTMND?

mysides.gif

>>554997060
>implying that of the millions of people who have visited, none have over 100 IQ.
>implying any of that sentence required him to be on the internet while not talking.
>implying summer kills intelligence, rather than dilutes it
>implying
>on /b/
Yes I did.

>>554997380
>Insted you choose to be a newfag,who boast about his age,and giving this i'm so superior attitude. This attitude will get you v&.


awesome spelling and sentence structure. Again, I'm not the old guy you were attacking earlier

>>554997386
i'm not making any claims about me, i'm claiming you don't have a single idea what you're talking about

you're clearly some punk kid whose balls haven't dropped, and if you're not then you ought to be ashamed for acting so juvenile

seriously, just fuck off... you said i "can't into ID's", what does that even mean? what did i do that implied i misused or couldn't read the ID function?

you're a retard

>>554997060
Stop replying to it then. It's gone on far too long

>>554997532
no shit you aren't you cunt, you're the only one who thinks we think that

you're this asshole who doesn't know jack squat

>>554996776
>>554997060
>>554997207
>>554997386
>>554997532

seriously fuck off, you're a mongoloid

>>554987934
Anarchists cookbook?

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>>554997609
>you said i "can't into ID's", what does that even mean?


who's the newfag?

>>554997614

NO U

>>554997753
we're not all as incapable as you, unfortunately

>>554997753
wow rud

>>554995923

I just use my Thinkpads built-in ATA-Password-Feature.
Secure enough?

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>>554997815
your intelligence is no match for my inability to give a fuck

>>554997939
Secure from what?
Goverment? no
Techy person? no

Little sister. maybe.

>>554997939
thinkpads are built by Lenovo, i wouldn't trust them.

http://slashdot.org/story/06/05/19/1238255/lenovo-banned-by-us-state-department

dunno how true this is, make up your own mind, in any case i don't use windows

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>>554998086
>i don't use windows


obviously you don't get any pussy either

god you're such an easy lolcow

>>554983804
>>554989542
also extracting nicotine from tobacco might not be the best idea. that creates mustard gas!

>>554998607
brb gonna try this

>>554998946
Holy fuck don't

>>554998080

What could a techy person do? Assuming i set both, user+master passwords myself and the machine is completly turned off when not in use.

Government of course not. Fucking machine has a tpm-chip

>>554998086
> Well, at the moment (and being german) I'd rather trust some chinese hardware than us-stuff.

>>554999074
Why not?
I've tried it before, works fine.

>>554999103
use open source, third party encryption

if you have windows 7 you can encrypt your entire operating system using truecrypt

if you run linux you can use LUKS to encrypt whole system

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>>554999074
it's like this just quicker

>>554999214
vids or it didnt happen

here faggots
http://thepiratebay.se/user/lekeklul/

ive heard of tor, but it seem like a chore to use

>>554999717
btw,
to those who like me live in a nazi country (uk) that blocks websites:
unblocked.ws

>>554999952
or proxy

>>555000000
whaaaat?

>>555000000
ALL HAIL THE PROXY!

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>>554995923
So I downloaded truecrypt but it won't work, trying to encrypt stuff gives this popup.

>>555000000
oh fug :D

>>554997293
>gif
get the fuck out

>>555000000
noice

>>555000000
YOU WASTED IT

>>554986847
no its not you stupid fuck.
a white russian is coffee liquor, vodka, and cream. not some bullshit coffee soaked vodka.

>>555000000
shit get

>>554999432
So it works? seriously !!!??!??

>>554999885
Get browser bundle. Extract rar. Run. Disable javascrypt (third tab under options.).
The rest is not being idiot and doing something you know is shady without understanding that there are forces you dont understand *maybe* protecting you from ending your life forever.

>>555000000
TRIP-SEXTS

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>>555000000

>>555000000
i feel proud of this get

>>555000000
get fucking wasted
go back to /b/

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>>555000000
dank bru xDDd

>>555000000
ya blew it

>>555000000

Triplet followed by Sextuple

new god

>>555000000
CUNT!

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>>554983804
Nutmeg is toxic in large doses.
>>554984195
Saved.
>>554987580
Shibari is nice. It frames the features of a girl.
>>554987264
Don't dispose of a body down the drain. There is too much adipose tissue. It will create a fatburg, and back up your plumbing. The smell of cadaverine will get you caught. If I'm not mistaken this led to Ed Gein's arrest, but I might be mixing him up with someone else.
>>554987323
lol @ prions
>>554987604
>teriyaki tuna burger
Sounds.. nice.
>>554987981
I keep downloading this and forgetting to use it when packaging presents. So much nicer than paper and tape. Imagine how memorable it makes your gift too.
>>554988128
In the finished position, the tines should be placed downward. In spite of the fact that this makes the fork top-heavy and unstable. That's tradition for you...
>>554990369
Using yoghurt for its bacteria is pissing in an ocean of piss. Your body is a colony of bacteria. There are more bacterium cells in your body than there are human cells! When you die, you don't become worm food, you become bacterium food. Adding a little yoghurt is not going to make any difference. This is broscience to the max.

>>555000000
my god you're bad at gets.
worst sextuple yet.

>>555000000
Beautiful. Trip-sexts and that's all you have to say.

>>554999103
>Well, at the moment (and being german) I'd rather trust some chinese hardware than us-stuff.

Lenovo is known for putting backdoors on their hardware products. Chinese "diplomats" use to "offer" lenovo laptops to the managers of the firms they visit (or Huawei smartphones). They are good at corporate espionage.

>>555000118
Use the second to last version. The last one was a random 'i'm ditching my 10 year old project' by the creator. It will only let you unencrypt and move to likely unsecure bitlocker.

>>555000000
OR PROXY ALL THE WAY

>>555000000

you plonker

>>555000000
Why can't i hold all these 5 and 0?

>>555000210
proud? you wasted it..

>>555000000
ayy lmao

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>>555000210
thank you for making me part of it.

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>>555000000
> Le Check Em

>>555000000
Oh shit! Lame get but still

>>555000178
it does work, the one minute thing is bullshit though. Took me almost 10, and i kinda had to stir it with my hand

>>555000000
Oooooooo

>>555000000

PROXY
R
O
X
Y

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>>555000000

>>555000000
> It is happening.
> Everyobody get behind a proxy nao!

>>555000000
stupdid

>>555000000
SHIT GET

>>555000000
God gave me a sign to get a proxy.

>>555000000
What proxy or VPN should I use /b/ro?

>>554998607
Do NOT do this it produces mustard gad

>>555000000
NIGGER

>>555000714
well i use the proxy built in to epic privacy browser, works pretty well

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>>555000000

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>>555000000
i am here not because i want to call your get shit, but to bask in the simplicity that is your get. it's so simple, so elegant, and for these reason i am, in this moment, not only euphoric, but a changed, reborn man, now knowing the truths of this world, NOT because of some false god, or so called goddess, or ridiculous man claiming to be a prophet. none of those things matter. but you matter. you matter more than you'll ever know. you have changed a lot of lives here anon, and i think you'll do it again.

godspeed, anon. godspeed.

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>>555000000

>>554994760
GET THE FUCK OUT

>>555000000
you are famous anon. will go down as one of the lamest gets evar but you're now considered a God

>>555000752
topkek

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>>555000000

>>555000869
i am completely okay with that

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>>555000000
based proxy

>>554995603
Oh he posted le oldfag may may, this must signify he has been here forever

>>555000000

>ITT: We waste gets

>>555000000
BRB GETTING ON A PROXY THANK YOU BASED PROXY GOD

>>555000000
Nice sextuples.

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>>555000000

>>555000000
wow

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>>555000000

>>554988128
>"Salad knife"

One should never cut salad, it must be folded using your fork.

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>>555000000

>>555000000
thank you. From now on I will use proxies.

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>>555000000

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>>555000000

>>554999952
Use ukbay

>>554993718
Why would I need to pick an ant's lock?

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>>555000000
kool

>>555000000
More proxy for the proxy god

>>555000869
Yeah cause there have only been 555 of them so far. 5559 if you count 0-9.

>>555000000
ok

>>555000000

Here my son... Thats him..
Thats the guy with all the internetz powaz

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>>555000000

>>554987604
I'm sorry, the correct order for toppings on a burger are meat, cheese, pickles, onion, tomato and lettuce. Ketchup and mustard go on the bottom bun next to the meat and mayo or 1000 island on top bun next to lettuce. Any additional meat like bacon goes next to burger on either side.

>>554993794
>implying you couldn't switch all the pronouns and have this still be true

>>555000000
PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD PROXY GOD

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>>555000000

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>>555000000

>>554996358
This makes mustard gas!!!!

>>555000000
or up to seven

>>554997946
>Can not
ijy4nktjb

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>>555000000

Anonymous ## Mod (ID: Mod) 2014-07-06 10:09:45 Post No.555001674
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous ## Mod (ID: Mod) 2014-07-06 10:09:45 Post No.555001674 [Report]

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>>555000000
>>555000000

congratulations on getting the 555m get :^)

>>555000000
I, for one, welcome our new Proxy overlords

>>555001175
and what do you use to fold it with dipshit? your finger? tongue? your mother's labia majora?

you use the knife of course!

your attempt to sound refined failed miserably

>>555001674
eh mod is cool guy doesn't delete get or anything

>>555001674

MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD

>>555001674
and thank you mod for saying thank you, i thank you

ur a fgt

>>555000164

A White Russian is vodka, Kahlua, and milk.

END OF FUCKING STORY.

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>>555001674
MODS are here.
Play it cool-

>>554998607
I tried this on my son. He liked ti so much he fell asleep in the tub.

>>555001840

Too bad you're an anon and we'll never know who you actually are

Enjoy your 10 min fame

>>554991024
This isnt actually true, you can inject 3cc of air into your vein and you wont die, it will just collect in your heart which over time could induse a heart attack.

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>>555001674
Hello /s4s/

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>>555000000

>>554999338

So if I had a system that dualboots, would I use both, neither or something else?

>>555001939
or post face and timestamp

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>>555001674
Act Natural

>>555001954

Actually the heart's pressure would make it explode after a certain amount of air

>>555001939
i thought i was the proxy god?
but i guess enjoy it while it lasts

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>>555001674
Mods playing it cool?
Thats a rare sight these days

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>>555002080

Yeah whatever I'm gonna spam this thread with CP now

>>555001674
Can we please get a sticky? :^)

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>>555001674
MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD

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>>555002205

Some more CP for our mod

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>>555002229

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>>555001674

>>554996358
nope nope NOPE NEVER EVER TRY THIS

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>>555002308

I got a full album of this

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>>555001674

>>555001674
>purple palm tree man get
Very nice.

>>554983575
Don't use tor(alone) when anything above the police could want you.
Use truecrypt when you have no alternative.

>>555000000
wizard

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>>555001674
JEESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW NEW CAN YOU FUCKIGN BE, IVE BEEN HERE SINCE 1998 U FUCKING NEW FAGS COME ALONG AND START GETTING MILLION GETS N SHIT BACK IN MY DAY WE DID DUBS U FAGGOT.....FUCK....

>>555000000
fuaaaaaaaaaaaark

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>>555001674
OH FFFFFFUCK
PURPLE PALM TREE MANNNNNN

>>554994895
You're very new arent you?

>>555001674
MODS! put on your poker face, everyone!

OH HAI, MOD, uh, we were just, uh, chillin. nothing to see here.

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for fagmetal alchemist fans

>write flame alchemy circles on white gloves
>snap at qt 3.14s
>they get disgusted
>go home and fap to trap mlp rule 34 tumblr webms

>>555001695
You use your brain and your fork, which can easily be used to pick the salad AND fold it at the same time nigger.

>>554983804
You will die.

>>555001674
enable dubs for 555555555 get

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>>555000000
I like your numbers anon

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>>555000000
I am fully stimulated

How was your weekend, anon?
Not bad. I was in a thread where a guy rolled 555000000

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>>555000000

5 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0

>>555001674
im 12 pls dont ban me

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>>555002858
this pls moot, just this one time

>>555000000
PROXY!
PROXY!
PROXY!

ALL HAIL THE PROXY!

somebody archive this, so we can all laugh years later at how shit my get was

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>>555000000
>those digits

>>555000000
nice

>>555003361
I got it dude.

asdasdasfasf

>>555003496
link pls