There is a wasp nest in a vent hole on my balcony, what should

>>554838605
ur fucked op.

You can buy special spray powder that nukes the fuckers. I use it every summer but cannot for the life of me remember the name. It's a white powder.

Honestly, it's like fucking genocide.

>>554838605
be a man and 1v1 pussy

At my gramma's house there was once an angry swarm of wasps trying to get into her house.

They managed to get in above her door inside the ceiling and crack the paint/walling.

FUCK wasps.

>>554838605
>what if they find another way out?

They'll want revenge

>>554838605
Piss in it fag.

>>554838605
breed them out. Have sex with their women and children. mainly children.

Caulk them in, lol

>>554838885
There are atleast 2 in there(saw one fly in and one out)
>>554838937
dont want to get my dick bitten

>>554838605
You can use the foam expansion stuff. Spray it in and it puffs up with death for insects.

I fucking hate wasps

I take great pride in killing them slowly and horrifically. Bees on the other than are bros and I can always tell the difference.

>>554838605
get niggers, they'll drive the WASPs awayuh

>>554838809
sounds like boric acid
and i dont think boric acid will work on them if it is
ive never tried it on shit that flies but it annihilates everything on the floor

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>>554838605

Learn their ways & assimilate into their society

Pour some bleach down there.

>>554838993
>>554839057

Can I just use tape? Don't have all these things(I live in an apartment

Raid spray bwork awesome. They literally drop out of the air when you spray them. Then hit the nest and problem solved. Where's the vent going to/from? Tap in it is the obvious solution for entertainment value. Worst case, its back into your apartment. Best case, a neighbor.

>>554838809
Probably something like Drione Dust

>Go to automotive store
>Buy brake cleaner
>Tape plastic bag over vent
>Poke hole in bag
>Spray brake cleaner into vent through bag
>No more annoying wasps.

Protip: do this at night, be sure no sparks or flames for at least 20 feet. Empty the can, they die in seconds.

>>554838605
Collect honey, sell money, fuck bitches.

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>>554839227
That's bees not wasps

>>554839145
>Can I just use tape? Don't have all these things(I live in an apartment
Do you have $6? If so go to a hardware store and buy a can.

>>554839145

Wasps are allergic to semen, so just use that

>>554839289
Mind your bejesus, he knows wasp he's talking about.

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>>554839289
The customers don't have to know.

>>554838605
Go and get a can of carberator cleaner, kills them instantly. it will run you about 5$

>>554839186
Brake cleaner is the quickest most effective way to kill insects I have ever found, and even the cheapest brake cleaner works.

I guarantee you that it will get rid of the whole nest.

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I just taped a chopstick to a wooden spoon, gonna shove it in there and feel around. Is this a bad idea?

>>554838809
>>554838809
Raid works good too if you can coat them with it

>>554839428
Beesnus. Fuck autocorrect

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i am your answer.

>>554838605
Axe body spray + lighter.

Light the flame and spray them bitches, free bbq.

>>554839361

Problem with this is he blocks them in, and rather than dying off, they actually thrive inside and make a huge colony of thousands of the fuckers all bent on revenge.

Then one night when he's asleep in his bed they break through the structure of the house and rape him.

>>554839490
Starter fluid also works but its high flash point is insanely dangerous for inside walls.

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This shit works wonders, i just went around my property killing off a few nests, this works almost instantly.

>>554839586
It's a great idea if you're a retard.

Pour a few gallons of bleach in the hole. Should clear them out.

>>554839586
This is a good idea. You could also try to wash your hand with beer if you have some, wasps hate beer so they won't attack you if they get out.

>>554839586
Yes

>>554839836
dont forget ammonia too

>>554838605
If you have any fire crackers left from 4th of july
>implying you're a amerifat
throw one of them fuckers in there.

>>554839757
Doesn't that shit generally have attractant to make them all come eat the poison? I've always had them return after using that shit, so I just switches to killing with plain old brake cleaner and let their next exist to keep others away.

Just get any alcohol based cologne/perfume. Spray non stop. It is like acid to them. Or get a few smoke bombs, the cheap colored ones, drop it in if possible and put a pot or something on top. Or move.

OP here. I live in sweden and I don't have a car so it's gonna be hard to get all these things from hardware stores(hard to reach by bus or train).
What do

Also I poked around, felt something break and a wasp flew out, not much else happened after since I shit myself and ran back inside.

>>554840079
wait for them to leave, until then post nudes of yourself and your little sister.

>>554840079
Swedish horse meatballs OP, use your Swedish IKEA meatball horse power.

>Fap in a bucket
>And then:
>Pour down hole
>Have bugspray ready
>Anahilate the escapees
>Ready your defences
>Destroy their nest
>Exit the vicinity
>Regroup and repeat

Capcha: produced omsumer

>>554840063
shit this might be a good idea. I will try this. Hopefully I wont die.

Not allowed to use smoke anything because of neighbors complaints.

>>554840079
If you have cologne,bathroom cleaner anything that can make smoke put it in the hole

OK OP, second best bet is to get dish soap and make a thick coating around the opening to their nest. Make sure that shit is horribly thick and everywhere, might have to let some soap sit out to dry a little.

That will at least make their lives hell and keep them inside or outside, but not making more food and babies

>>554838605
> Tape it up except for one hole
> stick a hose through that hole
> drown the motherfuckers and drain the water out later

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Use your powers of tolerance and progressive thinking

Anyone else tried those high frequency insect repellers?

Maybe just generate a 30000hz tone and play it on a loop with a speaker on the wall for a few days.

>>554840476
>>554840476
This might work if you don't want to use pesticides or brake cleaner like others mentioned

>>554839586

Yes that is a good idea.

DO IT

>>554839586
Poking a wasp nest?
Fucking brilliant

>>554840318
Please do tell how it goes.

>>554840738
remember to record and post later

>>554838605

stay the fuck away I once accidentally disturbed a wasp nest and was stung repeatedly.. The pain is immense like someone placing a hot coal on you.

>>554839985
I haven't seen them return, I spray the nest and when the ones that were gone come back they die too. I always return to a few of them dead on the ground as the day goes on. Once the nest is completely dead by the second day I remove it, and they don't gather in that area anymore. I have a lot of wasps were I live (central cali) this spray has been the best I've used so far.

I didn't know brake cleaner worked so I'll probably try it once I run out of this spray.

>>554840318
Rubbing alcohol should obviously work as well. Fumes and stuff plus the burns and all that.

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>>554839016
>don't want to get my dick bitten
Nigga how the fuck do you fight?

Milk there honey gland

>>554840318
Wax the motherfuckers using carpet cleaner or shaving cream, any foam. Once you've done that get some fragrant spray and keep spraying til you think it's more than enough. The foam will kill them in its own way, or at least slow them down from flying out while you're then spraying perfume or fragrant. Tape it up asap and they'll definitely be gone

>>554840318
Boiling hot water should work as well, I am hesitant to say just because you should make sure you know what is on the other side of the vent so you do not harm anyone.

>>554838605
>open the vent
>grab hammer
>smash nest with hammer
>run away like a little bitch because you are afraid of wasps
>????
>Profit!

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OP here
I taped this thing on, and was gonna start making waspschwitz with their asses, when the ones wanting to return to the nest started swarming. They don't know how to enter so there are atleast 6 of them flying around my balcony.

Ducktape it completeley covered. Go grab a can of WD40, use the little plastic sprayer to poke a little hole in the ducttape, empty the can.

I don't know rental agreements work over there in Swedistan, but go to your landlord and say "Hey, I think I have a wasp nest in my vent. Get someone in to take a look and if there is one, get it taken care of, fucker."

>>554841515
OP again, I was gonna spray cologne in to the hole but the wasps drove me away. Closed the balcony door, not sure what to do now.

>>554838605
Have sex with it. Definitely have sex with it.

>>554838605
burn the house down and move to another country

it's the only way

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>>554841515
>waspschwitz
DO IT FAGGOT!

>>554841515
>>554841643
WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE, I CANT GO OUT ON MY BALCONY

bumping for waspschwitz

>>554841515
you realize there can be up to hundreds of wasps in a single nest? if you see a couple flying and and out that only means there are dozens more of them, mostly infertile drones tenting to queen and eggs, but they will all go apeshit if nest is disturbed

Bumping for the stick-poking idea.

>>554838605

Oh, we had wasps in a vent in our house.
It was a brick wall, no wood, so we figured they couldn't do any damage. We left them alone.

At night, we could hear the whole hive breathing. It sounded like a cat purring.

Eventually, of course, they quit, and then we removed the nest.

>>554841992
Wait for the night, you should be good in an hour or two. Or be a man and face dem stings, you won't die if you are not allergic.

>>554841643
you are fucked, RIP

>>554842310
Are they less active at night?

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I recommend zyklon-b.
Worked for me.

>>554842416
kek

bang on nest to piss them off, then sit with a vaccum over the exit. Few minutes later, and you've got a punch of pissed wasps in a vaccum to have fun with

>>554842412
They sleep in their fucking nest at night. Unless you start rattling their nest, they won't get out.

>>554841992
You have to become a hermit now. You failed. If you have something like AXE body spray, just spray and swat at them like a bawss. Also if you have a 2liter bottle, make one of them bug traps.

I've got a video of them swarming, where should I upload?

>>554840079
Set the room on fire.

>>554842648
youtube.

>>554842648
How do I make a .webm out of a phone video?

>>554842412
I'll say again, OP: call your landlord about it. If you have a rental agreement/lease at the place your staying, stuff like this should be covered under it.

>>554842831
I want to flame these fuckers up though.

I'm currently making a .webm of the wasps.

>>554842998
guna laugh so hard if you actually do it

>>554842796

Try this:
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/releases

>>554842998
>aquire axe can
>aquire lighter
>w+m1 on they asses
>?????
>PROFIT!!!

>>554842998
Pour a little lighter fluid in it, not to much but just enough to create a 1sec lasting flame so you don't set your house on fire.

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>>554840079
har du någon from av deodorant el nått liknande, hör å häpna, drivgasen går inte andas in, spruta in möget å vänta på dom ska kvävas. se dock till att gasen inte är brandfarlig, dvs om du trivs med att ha ögonbryn

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I put my, I put my dick up in a wasp nest, and get stung
My dick up in that wasp nest wantin wasp pussy cuz it feels so good
And I sting em wit tha stinga
Sting em wit tha stinga
Honey on tha finga
Honey on tha finga, cash on my mind
Breakin bee wall, damn hit tha ass
Bumble bees bumblin and stumble when I fumble
Mix them bitches up I CALL IT WASP WASP GUMBO!

begin dropping grains of sand slowly, and gradually build up the amount you put in and how frequently.

eventually they will be forced as high as they can go..

and as you put in those last grains you'll see in those fuckers eyes the sadness and regret of ever making a nest in that vent hole

>>554842998
Good idea. Risk getting your dick stung off. (Which is gonna happen if you fuck around with them too much) Risk potential damage to your domicile. (Which will look really good on you when you do have to call the landlord in for something else) What are you? Fucking 20 years old? What would you be doing right now if a pipe had burst in your wall? Would you kick a few holes in the drywall to get at it, then use some tape and gum to try and fix it and when that didn't work and you had to call someone go, "Eh, I thought I could take care of it myself and no one would be the wiser."? OR would you call your landlord up in the first place. Act like an adult, which I assume you are for having your own place, and use your fucking brain OP.

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>wasps

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>>554843793

>>554838605

Get a can of WASP SPRAY, wait until just after sundown, then blast the opening with the entire can. Stunned wasps may stagger out and drop to the ground. Wasp spray is sticky, poisonous and burns. Decidedly unpleasant. Also useful for social work with North American Pavement Apes.

>>554844018
What is this called in swedish?

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>>554838885
Did somebody say 1v1?

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>>554844018
>North American Pavement Apes

>>554844093
go to a store and look for a fucking spraycan with the swedish word for wasp on it, you dumbfuck.

>>554843793
This guy is gay.

WD-40

>>554844093

translate.google.com says "WASP SPRAY" is "WASP SPRAY" in Swedish.

>>554844552
No, wasp spray in Swedish is IKEA HORSE MEATBALLS

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>>554844093
tror dom har Raid i sverige, gul burk med en blixt på, fungerar på Alla insekter, annars så brukar man använda nikotin som insekts gift, så du kan ta en sprayflaska hälla i 1dl vatten å knäcka i lite tobak el ett par snus låta stå ett par timmar sen spraya hålet, må luka unken pung i två 3 dagar, men antingen dör getingarna eller så kommer dom inte vilja vara kvar pga att du förgiftat deras omgivning. hoppas de hjälper mään

>>554844432
Because I'm offering a free, legitimate way to fix this faggot's problem with a minimal risk or bodily harm to himself?

>>554838605
Kill it with fire?

>>554844956
No, because you're gay.

>>554838605
>Taping over it
Those niggas will chew right through that.

Can you poor liquids down there or will it fuck something up? If you can, just take a bucket of steaming hot water, add a strong soap and pour it down on those winged fucks

If not, take said bucket, smear it with strong chlorine and put it over the vent.

>>554845149
lol

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>>554844552

>>554838605
Carb cleaner is cheap and kills them on contact

>>554845269
Gud jävlar

I saw this video a while ago, you can make some "poisonous sugar" that they will eat and give to their queen, they'll all die.

Will AXE deo work 100%? I will wait until night and then fuck these niggas up. I don't need fire, right?

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>>554845269 geting sprut = wasp squirt lol
>>554845692 gud jävlar = god, fuck
tho wasp spray is getin spray
and God Dammit = förbannat (damned)

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>>554845995
kolla vad det är för gas i axe googla och se om det är farligt att andas in, är det farligt att andas in vilket jag inte tror det är, så e d inte lönt.
ring hyrsesvärden. så får dom ringa en skadedjursbekämpare som tar hand om problemet åt dig

>>554839092
I got you joke man. I laughed.

>>554845995
It should work. Just be sure to spray a lot and have some clear plastic dish to cover it if they try to come out. The alcohol will not only burn them, but also the vapors should choke them out.

>>554844956
Exactly

little bit of petrol will do the trick, no fire, NO FIRE...used to kill the fuckers like that when i worked at a boat rental place

>>554838605
put your jizz into the vent. The wasps will be drawn to the sweet smell and then die in your viscous, warm and sticky fluid.

>>554839227
>>554839454
laughed so hard

>>554838605
>I'm thinking about taping it over and letting them die in there but what if they find another way out?

They will track your ass down and sting you to death for trying to kill them.

bump 4 justic

>>554839016
>There are atleast 2 in there(saw one fly in and one out)

If it's the same one, then you have zero in there.

>>554838605
fire a few shells from your shotgun into the vent

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OP, use a vacuum cleaner, they make tons of noise so they all go for it, and the vacuum sucks up all the pheromones so they don't go fucking bezerk on you. works 100% of the time

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>>554838809

zyklon b

>>554839586
>I just taped a chopstick to a wooden spoon, gonna shove it in there and feel around. Is this a bad idea?

Clever idea! I think it will work great!!

Wasp here, op is dead. I have gained sentience by earing his brain. I'm going to start tracking ip's and start killing you all.

>>554849425
Well shit.

blow weed smoke into the hole to make them calmer

they will get addicted to the weed and will go out searching for more

you should have at least a half ounce on your balcony by tomorrow depening how much weed there is in your area

>>554849228
>death.jpg

Found anyone yet who's stupid enough to believe that crap?

>>554849425
Bring it faggot wasp

I have done roof top battles with wasps and all sorts of improvised sprays.

Nothing works.
Wasp and Hornet killer drops then out of the sky on contact.
Brake cleaner does not work, starter fluid does not work, engine degreaser does not work, spray adhesive does not work, Isopropyl Alchohol does not work, bear mace does not work.

Go fucking by the correct product and be amazed.

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OP IS DEAD, HE WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED AS THAT STUPID FAGGOT WHO WANTED ADVICE FROM /B/ ABOUT THINGS THAT COULD RISK HIS LIFE.

>>554849847
After he used the spoon chopstick, which is our only weakness, we declared independence and retaliated. What hope do you have against and army of angry wasps

>>554850495
No hope here. Only the calming fact that you wasps are fags.

>>554850495
ALL HAIL OUR NEW WASP OVERLORDS

Is OP still alive?

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>>554851964

>>554851134
Das Gay

>>554852434
Is submission not preferable to extinction?

I will be a fair and just ruler. Now I must go take a wasp shit.

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>>554852678
No.

>>554838605
spray wd-40 in there, they hate teh stuff and will fly far away from your house.

>>554852987
Then you are a fool. A foolish fool of foolishness.

FOR THE WASP-EMPEROR OF MANKIND, YOU MUST BE SACRIFICED

>>554852678
Extinction? BWAH I will strive and derive!

>>554838605

That's just it OP. They always find a way out, using the very powers of hell. And when they do, they will hunt you, and all of you descendants to your graves.

I guess what I'm getting at here is just go to Lowes or somewhere, buy some boric acid, and pour down their with them. Within a few days the whole nest will be wiped out, along with any ants, termites, roaches, or fleas that may be down there too. The stuff is non toxic to humans, and pets, unless you keep ants or bees as pets, for some reason.

OP IS KILL

>>554839101
THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN

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all you fuksake wasps deserve this so much

>>554854487
HE WAS A SCOUNDREL AND A TRAITOR

OP will return. He must. This world cannot succumb to the wasps. Their swarms will blot out the sun.

Buzz buzz mother fuckers. Watch the skies.

>>554856268
Then we will fight in the shade

>>554856634
THE PROMISED TIME IS UPON US

THE OLD GODS ARE DEAD

PRAISE THE NEW WASP GODS

BROTHERS! WE MUST GROUP AND DEFEND NOT ONLY OUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN, BUT EACH OTHER! OP WILL RETURN, BUT UNTIL THEN WE MUST FIGHT BACK!

>>554856527

new thread

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>>554856972

>>554838605
Put your asshole up to it and gas them like the Jews.

>>554856972
praise the wasp gods

>>554858274
Fuck your gods. OP LIVES

>>554858598
NOT FOR LONG, SHITLORD

>>554839145
If you live in an apartment tell management at least here they are obligated to take care of it as its a safety risk.

>>554839186
THIS
We got ballsy, suited up in some homemade "wasp" armor, and then scraped a small, growing hive, into a dvd case, the ring like ones with a plastic cover. We lifted up the case just a tad, sprayed break fluid/motor oil in there and they just hit the floor from the fumes sucking up the oxygen/poisoning them.
Then for fun we dropped a match on it (because huge back yard), watched them blow up/pop from the inside of our cozy home.