ITT: best-of 4chan starting with a classic

Bump for ya mate

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dumping another one.
Get in here, fags!

>Fact: Greentext can't be classic. By definition.

>>554664787
kekl'd so hard mate

Interested and lurking with nothing to contribute.

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Last one I will dump just to have a nice start.

Dump dat

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This.

Gonna dump some of mine

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>>554667431
Then just do it faggot dont tell us about it

>>554665441
classic

>>554664787
thats not a classic
if its after 2007 its not a classic

>>554667971
mate it's 2014, learn to live with it, we are old fuckers and we have to move on..... to more shitposting in the greatest tradtions of /b/

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>>554668946

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>>554667971
My HDD with all of my photos from then died, sadly. Here's a 2008 photo though hopefully that's close enough

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>>554668241
This guy gets it.
>Moot is the only oldfag

Sharing epic bread that I was privileged to be a part of. Warning: feels but this guy was alpha as fuck.

>>554665334
holy shit i haven't laughed that hard in a long time

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>>554670025
newfriend pls go

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calling moot a newfag

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>link unrelated, but is titties, so titties are always related I guess

http://gagsnetwork.com/bust-out-the-measuring-tape/

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>>554670526
>newfriend

listen here, guy. I have been here longer than you. I started lurking way back in 1993 and have been on here daily ever since you fucking newfag. you think you can just go on the internet and tell people that they are new? you stupid fucking bastard. fuck you. I am personal friends with moot and can have you banned at a moment's notice. do you want me to fucking make sure you never set your electronic foot in this website again you pussy newfag bitch cocksucker. bring it on. fight me in real life and see how it goes you stupid fucking cunt. i will give you directions to my fucking housing project site and we can tussle and i will fuck your shit up you goddamn newfag

>>554666363
so fuckin good!

>>554669724
feels for the story

>>554671865
the fuck does the news article say in a real language?

>>554667392
this could not be possible...

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Mandatory.

Anyone got the screencap of the clowns?

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my top lel

>>554672065
pretty much some 17 year old fag tossed a frag into his toilet and took himself out.

>>554672228

I remember that shit. I bet the .pdf is still out there.

100 goddamned pages.

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Dumping some random odds and ends

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>>554672446
http://www.docdroid.net/4wdl/everything.pdf.html Right here and still working.

>>554672065
"Some faggot died to a grenade explosion on his house's bathroom"

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>>554672502

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a mandatory classic

>>554672228

oh holy fck. couple days back someone posted this and i thought it was some lousy random bull... until i typed the link in my address bar and... wow.

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>>554672658

>>554672692
Oh man, I was there for that thread.

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Nevar 5get

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>>554672814

I meant to post this but yeah.

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pic related

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>>554669724
Jesus that's familiar haha, RIP EB, sounded awesome. Also fair play to the the OP for actually getting down what an Irish person sounds like

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>>554673321

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1

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Epic thread

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>>554671571
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>554673979

>>554664787
ToppestMostKek

>>554673957
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger! nigger nigger niger? NIGGER NIGGER nigger

>>554672809
Jesus H. Woodcutting Christ! I had totally forgotten about this dude. Serious rage.

>and yet this gives me ideas for a fluffy pony abuse story.

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>>554674054

niggercock :^)

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Ponies

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>>554674559

i will put on a penis suit and run head first into people then once They are down i hit them in the head with mine until they blood. I will do this for a while until the police cum in. They will chase me and Chase me then i will turn around scream and grunt until they have no choice but to shoot me. but In the beginning I will put duct tape over my mouth and body and when they take the suit off i will be a hero while the conspiracy of the penis killer will spread and spread. I will go down in history as a god. The condom factory will go out of business and my enemy will go bankrupt and die of aids in a parking lot with his pregnant wife i screwed before all of this. My child will know I was a hero and will do the same with different companies. Soon my master plan will work and a cult of penis worshippers will come and eliminate all condom companies. After they go out of business overpopulation will happen in the world will die off slowly. Aliens will see the penis cult and save them from the dying rock. We will spread and destroy. WE ARE THE PENIS!

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>>554674878
that'll do, hope someone got a laugh out of one of them

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>>554673765
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>>554674783
stop spamming this thread with your russian shit, fuckface

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>>554675129
No.

>>554674783
>>554674675
>>554674438
>>554674246
>>554673765
>>554673643
please translate, cant read slav runes

tease

>>554675386
Don't you know? If you read them in English it summons magical spells.

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>>554666363
lol'd hard

>>554675386
im not gonna translate it, as im unable to do so, but im gonna give u a retard/10 for the effort

>>554669724
damn man the feels

>>554666363
Does anyone know which fag with a macbook they were talking about??

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>>554665334
Hate to break it to you
but Neal is a 10 x cooler tard than Kasey

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:)

>>554677532
Already been posted dipshit.

>>554667291
if this is a YLYL thread. I fucking lost. megassa fuck you!

>>554668534
i fukken miss snacks

>>554678360
same too bad that picture is fake

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omg

>>554669724
i cried fuck you

>>554673443

>17 year old girl on camera performing sex act
>shown in open court
>producing cp

I will take shit that never happened for $500 Alex.

>>554675357
Alright you commie faggot, enough with this bullshit.

>>554677752
wtf is this shit

>>554679195
>age of consent in australia

>>554679483
age of consent =/= age you can stare in porn
Aus has some of the strictest porn laws in the word, mate.

>>554679483

Consent has nothing to do with cp genius.

>>554672384
his mom's parenting style is probably close to that of a tumblr landwhale feminist

>>554679616
>>554679795
>under 16 in some states

>>554679616
>age of consent =/= age you can stare in porn
>age you can stare in porn
>stare in porn
>stare

so you have to look to the side before that?

>>554679483

I can poke some more holes in it too.

>introducing evidence without time for the prosecution to review it
>showing the fucking sex act in open court when it has nothing to do with the accusations.
>could just show the threat of false rape

>>554680101

What part of consent vs age you can star in pornography don't you understand you fucking mouthbreathing fucktard?

>>554680240
no seriously, look it up. some states cp is less than 16 years old

>>554679195
>>554680240

No one cares man

We all know many of the stories here are fictional, that doesnt mean we can't enjoy them

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>>554680467
This dipshit cares.

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>>554675386


>>554674783
Guys | I'm | a virign

>>554674675
A team of flamethrower-troopers has been deployed

>I'm fuckin off

>>554674438
Guys,look at my shitty last name (<Spider>)
OP,please name your son man
>>554674246
Que?
>>554673765
Hey,my name is <Fishname>(lets say Seabasskin),I'm gonna get a new one,77 decides.
>Other fishname
>Other fishname
(got 77) >Seabasskin
>>554673643
Will produce CP if trips.(got trips

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>>554680467

I know you fucking retard. That is the age you can fuck someone, not star in porn, how are you this fucking dumb?

>>554670531
What is this? I can't read anything faggot

>>554679195
Also, I doubt his lawyer would be so enthusiastic that he kept vital evidence secret for so long

>>554672095
Yes it could, but it's unlikely because the grammar in the post is inconsistent and from my bans they don't usually take that much care. If you believe that the guy banned was actually a mod then it's completely possible.

>>554680925
you sneaky bastard

>>554680925
Can we stop arguing and post some more "best of 4chan"?

>>554668946
>>554669014

thank you both so much for this, I was having a shitty day and this made me laugh harder than I have before in such a long time.

>>554672174
sublime.

>>554672228
holy shit - on page 37 she formed rorschach patterns out of UTV's posts in order to understand her 'unstable mental state'
I have goosebumps

>>554682674
I thought it was a dude who did all that.

>>554673443
It's artistic works of fiction and falsehood not autistic works of fiction and faggotry.

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>>554681542
>both

anyway it was my
>pic related

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>>554669724

>>554670317
This story sucks

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>>554669724
fuck

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>>554686518
Did everybody die?

>>554673040
what. the. fuck

>>554687075
I'm lurking since I don't have any good shit on mobile.

>>554687075
no

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eh I might just dump some so the thread doesn't die

There are so many contradictory laws about age in the US. In NY a an can marry a 14 year old with consent from family and a judge. Age of consent is 16 I think. Can't vote till 18. Some parts can't smoke till 19. Can't drink till 21. Can't enter some strip clubs till 23. Can't rent a car till 25.

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>>554687075

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Martha

>>554669724
The feels. Holy fuck.

>>554669724
shit

>>554667117
10/10

>>554672536

someone please post the kevin spacey one.

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Nothing beats The Fliz

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>>554689914

>>554667713
@filename therockblocker

>>554670713
from what thread is that ?
have you like . . .a collection ?

>>554670531
Fucking kek'd, 10/10

>>554690335
What's up, Doralob?

>>554672228
I now hear "goodbye horses" playing on a loop inside my head.

>>554669724

feeling in on this one with you, /b/rothers

Does anyone remember the Gold&Silver Pawn Store raid where we called and asked for Battletoads?

If you remember and have any screenshots of it, could you post 'm?
Bonus points for links to vocaroo recordings.

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>>554664787

A sample of true autism from >>>/int/

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>>554672384

>>554693050
see
>>554687404
You stupid FUCKING DAMN NIGGER JEW OF A SON OFA BITCH-WHORE ALL MY RAGE I DONT EVEN

>>554673957
Pasta

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Sure, I've got some. Mostly /co/ related, though.

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>>554693483

>>554693656
kill yourself 9faggot

>>554693702
9gag? wat.jpeg

>>554693480
Thanks anon, scrolled over it.

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Not sure if its posted yet but why the fuck not

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>>554669724
helluva story, damn

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I've kept tons of these. I love them. Posting only my favorite though, cause tough titty.

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>>554673040
uuuuuuh no what the fuuck pleeease nooooooo

>>554672228
http://www.docdroid.net/4wdl/everything.pdf.html