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1. Go on Omegle
2. Set interests to "roleplay"
3. Start off serious then fuck with people.
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>>554555456
self bump
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good thread so far
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>>554556359
heh
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>>554556359
Agreed 100% Post genetalia.
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C'mon, niggas. Contriboot.
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2014, we're to laze to even focus on anything
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>>554555456
bumping for potential.
Gonna provide OC soon.
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>>554555456
not the best, but posting anyway
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>mfw
>plot of date movie
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>>554557910
tip kek
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>mfw I'm not even rp'ing
>mfw I found an anon on my first try
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Don't stop. Am lurk.
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>>554557829
>clementine
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>>554557829
pure fucking gold
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>>554555456
keeping thread alive
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>>554555456
mfw it's 100% anons now
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>>554555456
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contribooting
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>>554557829
I kek'd
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>>554557829

oh god my sides, seriously didnt see it coming wtf
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>>554561856
you chuckled me, anon
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>>554555456
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>Everybody knows
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>>554561237
Kek
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>>554555456
I was dumped... :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: :D
Stranger: You hot?
You: Sometimes, depends if im giving a fuck.
You: you?
Stranger: Better than average, worse than some
You: Nice, what about that dick? Or are you a girl? Or...sheep?
Stranger: Oh wow. Just straight to it then
Stranger: No. I am a male
You: Uh, its the internet haha.
Stranger: I like it!
You: You like your dick? That's wicked.
You: Good friends?
Stranger: No the forward ness
You: Oh, haha
Stranger: Well, I guess I do like my dick now you mention it
You: Hahaha thats always a plus.
You: I wish we could all be as honest in person as we could on the internet- no i lied. Thats horrible.
Stranger: Hahaha.
You: Too lazy to delete and find something else to say.
Stranger: You are awesome so far
You: I came on here to not actually have a conversation with somebody.
You: Just to be stupid and annoying but this works too i guess.
Stranger: Oh. Then let's get dirty
You: Bhaha.
You: I don't want to do that either, i might go back to the original plan now.
Stranger: I'm in
You: I don't want to victimize you though so ill pick a new person. :)
You: Until we meet again new internet friend.
Stranger: No no
You: eh?
Stranger: I like you.
You: Hahaa you don't even know me though.
You: You like your dick.
Stranger: But I don't like being dumped. So I do the dumping.
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>>554562917
Top fucking lel
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>>554562917
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>>554562917
that was impressive
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>>554560819
>hurtin 4 burton
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>>554562917
that's enough internet for me, goodnight!
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>i tried
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>>554564094

Moar from this anon
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Goddamn it. I keep trying to derail into 40k, but they're not having any of it.
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>>554564094
ace in the hole.
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to be continued...
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Bumping this brilliant shit.
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>>554565561
I was really getting into it to. Shame.
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God damn, what the fuck?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Roleplay.
You: asl
Stranger: Hey, M21
You: m44
You: what up
You: dude
Stranger: Not much man, and yourself?
You: Not much bro just chillin
You: my kids out of the house
You: so just lookin to pass the timee
You: you like D&D and shit?
Stranger: Yeah, a bit.
You: Oh cool
Stranger: Just got of a shitty work day, arse of a boss
You: Yeah iv'e been doing roleplay since i was a kid but back then there wasn't any of this digital shit. Oh, and how?
Stranger: He's been making moves on my sis, so I stepped in today.
Stranger has disconnected.
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Close enough though, right?
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>>554566125
Kek'd

Yours are the best, man!
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>>554562917

im sitting here on my porch in this stupid hurricane Arthur, and my lols were carried many miles in the wind
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This faggot hasn't seen "Dead Snow..."
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>>554564881
Kek
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>>554566332
i'm weeping
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I'm not good at this, contribooting
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i tried yo
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>>554565561
I fucking LOLED.
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>>554563404
If this was another Anon, I would really like to continue speaking to you. I miss you.
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Should I be a Nasuverse magus or a Harry Potter wizard? This is important, fellow /b/ros, /a/utists, and c/lit/lickers alike.
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i keep getting 15 year olds
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>>554568478
>this is a bad thing
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>>554568953
im about to give up
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i don't know
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>>554555456
bumping
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>>554569591
i cried
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>>554568230
I went with Harry Potter in the end.
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you're a faggot if you don't like pirates
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>>554570196
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>>554570196
I was going to add "*claps hands, flies off on a sea of eagles, rifles, and no free health care*" but he disconnected.

So imagine I said that.
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>>554570849
Best on the threads
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like roleplay.

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi

Stranger: Asl?

You: F 21 Cali

You: you?

Stranger: M18 illinois

You: So what do you like to roleplay?

Stranger: Whatever you wanna do

You: Im indecisive, shoot out some ideas for me

Stranger: Um.. Teacher/student, siblings, mother/son, father/daughter. Roomates

You: Im always down for some siblings

Stranger: Alright cool

You: I had such a bad day today at school, all the work can be so stressful

Stranger: We are home alone for the day

You: Please don't tell me you will just be on your computer all day

Stranger: Not gonna lie i might be...

You: You know what happens when you lie

Stranger: Whats that?

You: I wipe out my 13 inch cock and tear your ass up boy

Stranger: ...alright, dont lie, got it.

Stranger has disconnected.
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>>554562917
best one yet
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Anyone remember Dan?
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I fucked up near the end so I DC'd like a pussy.
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>>554564094
this is the truest and funn-Est troll ever
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>>554563081
I heed inspiration
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>>554570315

Hey, that's me.
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>mfw
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>>554569591 I've smiled and chuffed at many of these, but this is the first one to make me laugh out loud.
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>>554572354
It's so hard to find someone who plays along long enough to set up good stuff.
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>>554572654
holy fuck im playing payday2 right now
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I had no idea what to do
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>>554562917
That was gold
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>>554562917
top fucking kek
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>>554573228
>timber nigger
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>>554562917
glorious.

though, you shouldve had the balloon deflate and whizz all over the room when you came.
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I started off serious.

Then stayed serious and jerked until I came.

I think I might be a faggot.
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beautiful.
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>>554574758
forgot pic, fuck
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>>554555456
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contribute
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>>554575350
god bless you
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For great justice.
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>>554577235
im in fucking tears anon. bravo!
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she shouldve known what she was getting into
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IT BEGINS
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>>554577696
oh my god. best one yet
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like roleplay.

Stranger: Hi, I'm Jake. 19 years old. 6' tall, average build, dark brown hair and deep green eyes. Looking for an older woman to play my step mom.

You: HI im a level 4 dark elve rogue named larsuirus of fellhammer I have a dark complexion and large eyes to see better in the underdark

You: I am on a quest to find the " lost blade of the night" only then will my people be able to cast off the chains of orcish oppression

You: little do I know it was in me all along

Stranger has disconnected.
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>>554577829
I kekkled my shekkles
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I want that booty
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>>554578556
You unfunny faggot.
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>>554561237
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>>554578949
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>>554562917
omfg!!! xD
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Doing one where im hitler and the girl is anne frank, she is into it???
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>>554580624
Th...that exoskeleton!
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http://logs.omegle.com/61ed7acd
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You both like Role play.
Stranger: Hey
You: hi im david davidson, founder of david davidson & son
You: who are you?
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>554562917

" You can't you clown whore. "

Kek
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>>554562917
Tip my fedora to you, go be I'm fucking comedy
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>>554562917
pecan right in the schnozz
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>>554568476
>I shank you
>you're dead
>you can't talk

10/10
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1st of a couple
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>>554562917
holy fuck anon my sides
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2nd
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3rd
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4th and last
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lost
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http://dl.dropbox.com/s/ybw34k5wx7la7m1/huge_overhaul.html
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>>554578480
all of my everythings just shattered from the destruction of my sides
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You: whats your wildest fantasy
Stranger: rape
You: allright your a feminist protesting at a .........idunno, lets say a protest
Stranger: k
You: and i come up as your chanting "equal rights for me n shit" and i whisper in your ear... "not today female scum" as i grab you by the neck and throw you to the ground so hard you clothing comes off, at which point i activate my powers
You: i grow so large that me (and my dick) have grown to monstrous proportions
You: i take my dic and smash you like an ant
You: you go
Stranger: but im dead
You: yeah thats hot keep going
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>>554558901
>5ft12
>what
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they did say any character
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oh
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inb4 bloodninja and the wizard hat
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>>554580362
so you gonna post it or what?
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>>554560819
lol fuck yes
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i started serious
and i finished serious
a-am i a fagget?
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>>554585120
Faggot
>>554585030
lel
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>>554585030
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>>554585682
>thats obviously photoshoped wow i cant belive you would do that and try to trick me and my internet friends into beliving that you created that picture by hand i find it discusting that the patriarcy will go to any length to opresss wemon i bet that the original image was made by a woman wasent it you fucking discust me tumblr feminists assemble
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oh
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>>554586580
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Now i wait for some dumb nigger to post the convo he just had with me
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i think i came off too strong
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>>554587559
I have blue eyes to DIE for
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>>554555456
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she did say, make her my slave.
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>>554587707
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>>554557910
oh god lol
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mildly disgruntled
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>>554589059
lmfao
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>>554561562
oh fuck yes. you are awesome anon.
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>>554561562
oh god, that "No. No we aren't"
You got under a roleplayer's skin. You have a gift anon.
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>>554557829
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contributing
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yep... i went there...
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>>554562917
fucking saved for future generations.
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>>554562917
Jesus that was hilarious
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>not talking shit anymore are you?
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>>554569591
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This is really fun though.
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http://logs.omegle.com/aab2645
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>>554564881
oh god, how horrifying
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>>554590114
shrek for ya
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ruffled
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>>554591136
this is a masterpiece
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My breasts are dripping milk.
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http://logs.omegle.com/52f4aba
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this is my first one to not be so bad
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>>554565790
it looked good, why the fuck did that bitch leave?
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>>554592245
fuckin lol'd
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>>554592245
i just had this same one lmfao
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>>554557829

PURE FUCKING GOLD

NO ONE SHOULD UNDERESTIMATE THE BRILLIANCE OF THIS ONE
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http://logs.omegle.com/0365230
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>>554566125
Fuck man, you're so smooth at getting them lured in
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best one i've done so far
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Noone thought mine was funny
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>>554555456
I was happy how this turned out
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>>554566332
Oh man, that fresh prince of bel air woven in there.
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>>554557829
That was just starting to get good.
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http://logs.omegle.com/0fcd63db
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>>554562917

Nigga you saved this internet
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goddamn this had potential
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http://logs.omegle.com/3c1075c
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>>554567245
nah man, that was great
You were able to get them to buy in, as long as that happens it's at least decent
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midkek
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>>554571914
holy shit he wanted dat poon
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>>554566125
I like this formula
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>>554591238
this is the best one on here
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>>554556864
this is perfect
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>>554594464
Never fucking realized thats why they call him Johnny 2x4
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http://logs.omegle.com/d23271f
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>>554561562
Fucking. died.
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Eh. Not great. Firs time. Think he might have been a /b/ro.
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>>554561856
top kek
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>>554595446
obviously he was doing the dan
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http://logs.omegle.com/1402407

I think I found another /b/ro
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>>554558901
"okay, so roles?"
oh my sides
either he caught on and went with it or he really was ready to roleplay that shit
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>>554564094
You pull this off perfectly
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>>554572654
You play payday 2? I've been looking for a payday bro, you have Skype by any chance?
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I got banned from Omegle
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>>554570196
>robes and wizard hat
fuck I recognize that. what is it again?
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>>554596417
How?
>inb4 navy seals copypasta
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>>554596417
That can happen?
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>>554596417
If it's what I think it is, try switching browsers. That should work.
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>>554596586
>>554596614
Yeah. it just said bad behavior and it directed me to some online porn site
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>>554596417
Did you at least remember partially what you did so perfectly?
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hitler did nothing wrong
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>>554596287
write your steam, i also need paybro
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>>554596918
ZMAN_THE_EPIC
my Skype is the same
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http://logs.omegle.com/baefd49

Enjoy Shrekarna!
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>>554596848
Stranger: Hi! I'm a 20 year old female. I Love bondage.
You: im going to cum in you by the end of this
Stranger: /B/ GO HOME
YOU'VE BEEN BANNED
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>>554567439
You accomplished it so well. oh god.
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>>554597378
Who's the elephant man?
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>>554570835
Fuck, this is so good, but I really need to get some sleep.
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Come on, baby.
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>>554597487
some crazy ass diseaase
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>>554597961
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>>554598085
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>>554583472
holy shit i fucking lost omg im still laughing help me
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>>554597487
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF59A9-_rfo
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>>554597959
Oh god, that guy
>I wonder what it's like when he sneezes
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People are so god damn desperate for poon, they're willing to just play shit off.
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>>554597961
I love kill la kill
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>>554557829
I saw clementine and I'm like awwwwww shiiiieeet niggaaa
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>>554572654
Hahaha I love payday as well.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
You: Asl?
Stranger: M I'll tell you my age if you promise to give me a chance
You: I promise.
Stranger: 15
You: Really? I'm only 14
Stranger: haha nevermind then would you like to rp?
You: Of course I would :3
You: You have an idea in mind?
Stranger: uhm we're romantic-sexual roomates
You: Ok, anything else?
Stranger: you've just graduated Junior High and I'm almost at sophmore year also it's almost the end of summer break
Stranger: oh also can you ask about my girlfriend in the rp?
You: Suere
You: I see you out walking on the sidewalk, and I go up to you
You: "Hi there, I'm Dexter" I say with a grin
Stranger: can I get a description and can we know each other already?)
You: Ok
You: I have curly red hair, and a foreign accent.
You: I'm short but really brainy
You: and I wear glasses.
You: you?
Stranger: I have short jet black hair and chocolate brown eyes no accent I am 5'6 lean with a little muscle and I wear glasses as well also I'm smart as well
You: I walk up to you in the street, smiling.
You: I ask you to bend over, so I can tell you a secret.
Stranger: I bend over "what's up Dexter?"
You: I then put my lips to your ear, and sensually whisper "omelette du fromage".
You have disconnected.
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>>554565045
Hold into hope
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>>554561237
I would have kept talking to you for sure
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Jynx DaFoxyRaver
some kids skype, i dont care anymore
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>>554557910
HA! this thread is great
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>an attempt was made
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>>554599114
[email protected]
Same kids E-mail
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I kekd
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>>554572198
that "Hail Satan" was fucking perfect. This is why I come to /b/
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>>554595671
lol, that was me. i have proof.
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10/-15
Great threD
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>>554599293
Fucking kek
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>>554599390
deliver proof then nigger
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>>554562917
Lol
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>>554598526
You should have kept fucking with him. You had him.
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>>554573607
probably the best one
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>>554599390
You still have the link?
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I went a little far in but worth
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not sexual, but i thought it was hilarious
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>>554600082
>docking penises

Noice
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>>554572354
I saved that too. God, I fucking love you guys.
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>>554562917
Best one yet! Holy shit. saved
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Jesus Christ he was so desperate.
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>>554581039
>http://logs.omegle.com/61ed7acd
/fa/ reporting in
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>>554582881
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>>554600937
I wasnt going to post this until i saw you ran into the same fuckin dude
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How do I get this shit to fit in?
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>>554602008
Just zoom out?
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>>554573607
oh man, that was good
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Ask a really shitty independent Let's Player anything.
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Shout out to the guy who roleplayed Chris Handen with me.
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>>554602486
he's even fatter now
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>>554602659
I want to see this
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I fucking love this thread, everyone in here is beautiful
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videogamedunkey would not be on 4chan without his Nintendo dreamgis and a copy of dunkstin checks in by the brinkle brothers.
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2nasty4u
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Fuck you jeff and your fucking workout
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http://logs.omegle.com/580ce26
>i fukin leled
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>>554602895
Oh hey Dunknigger
How's your League of Losers going?
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nigger don't hate cuz toby jam didn't record you sing vi rap u dingus
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>>554603179
FUCKIN GOT EM
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fuck /b/, wat do??
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>>554575350
that was beautiful

>>554576056
UBUNTU MASTER RACE SPOTTED
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http://logs.omegle.com/9b7cfae
fucking limage limits
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I really hope someone gets this reference.
http://logs.omegle.com/ee39cf1

Also fuck image limits.
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Start a new thread stupid image limit
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>>554562917
Top. Fucking. Kek.
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Because thread image limits and retarded mobile omegle.

Stranger: hi
You: Hello~
Stranger: age?
You: 12
Stranger: I like your squiggly
Stranger: for real?
You: Yeah... is that too young for you?
Stranger: I just turned 13 so no
Stranger: are you gonna go into 7th or 8th grade?
You: Going into 6. I am the oldest one in my class
Stranger: oh.... I'm going into 8th
You: I was held back because my cousin and I couldn't handle being in the same class
Stranger: oh I see
You: Are you into pegging?
Stranger: wtf is that
You: It's like... I wear a strapon and fuck you
Stranger: no I'm not
Stranger: wait are you a girl?
You: Yeah
Stranger: oh so am I....
You: Hmm
You: Are you into piss play?
Stranger: I thought you were a guy....
Stranger: no sorry. bye
You: Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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>>554603412
Wait I got him or he got me?
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