Tumblr is going to raid us tommorow.Are you faggots ready ?
You hear that boys? they have "lurked" and aren't afraid
this belongs in a cringe thread.
as if they can make /b/ any worse >xDDDDDxDDDxD
I don't get it.
> they are going to come and post shit to try and piss us off
> offensive pictures, insults, etc.
So, they're going to come onto /b/ and do the same shit everyone else does?
I wonder how many of them will convert.
inb4 spam filters prevent people from constantly posting back to back.
>Also this will provide more revenue for the sit to keep it running in the future.
>thanks tumblr your raid is actually benefiting /b
I'd be laughing so fucking hard if we even get one of them stuck on /b/
no, their plan is to come on here, post their favorite art and shit, try to change some mysogynistic minds
As if that'd ever fucking happen
Read their tumblr
its pretty funny
Bring your worst tumblr fegs. Or should I say, bring your /b.
I might just be really high but I think it would be really funny if we're just really nice to them tomorrow so they think we're actually a really nice community and turn on the people who organized the "raid"
>mfw their threads will be derailed or no one will respond to their low tier troll attempts at the king of trolls (/b/).
>also OP is a faggot.
Lol we say shit like that because we literally just don't care. It's the furthest thing from 'hatred'.
And they aren't even offended by it either. Anybody who has to say shit like 'hurr like really? what place in hell does a person who can say something like that come from? durr' doesn't have any actual emotions behind the thing their so apparently outraged at, and only fakes their outrage because their minds are so insubstantial that they rely wholly on external cues in order to feel (or convince themselves of feeling) anything at all.
Typical autism. The butchered grammar is also a dead giveaway. When will these 15 year olds learn.
o preeze no raep tumble. no raep us pls.
Top fucking kek.
This guy gets it, anyone up for
operation /b/ipolar the 2nd? While they "raid" here, we should get their tumblr usernames and spam the shit out of them, they criticised us for being offensive, so why not show them some real fun?
What the fuck are they going to raid us with? Feminism banners?
Even if it does work, so that they "clean up our boards" so to speak, this is only going to be temporary, we are still going to be the same old 4chan they day after.
This will not work, but i would like to see them try, while I laugh all fucking day tomorrow
See, what we need to concern ourselves with is what we'll post on our /b/eloved /b/oard.
I say things like this, for starters.
If they DDOS , i'll just fuck off to playing vidya or watching some series.
IF they are retarded enough to post shit , I have my gore/anti-cancer folder ready.
They think they have seen shit? then they have not seen my fucking anti-cancer folder.
I've been saving shit on that thing for the last 7 years i've been on this piece of shit site.
And even i can't stone face every thing on it.
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>Ok, thanks. I’ve visited some of those other sites and it looks like the 4chan cancer has been spreading. I’ll be sure to make note of them.
this whole page is fucking hilarious
you obviously didn't read their posts...they have "lurked" man they "know us inside out"...what hope is there
redirect them all to this site:
Over nine hundred. Lots of people have contacted me quietly because they understand the importance of hiding their identity when it comes to dealing with people such as 4chan or “Anonymous”.
Post as much anti-feminist stuff as possible
ok...you are right
the response to the most obvious of trolls makes it pretty clear
Oh man I remember that one day that one feminist showed up wouldnt leave and tried to engage in rational debate. Top quality keks right there.
Yesterday an astrophysicist showed up and helped me understand the big bang a little better
But I aint missing the stiopchan invasion. Its going to disappear as soon, as everything does here, but the memories of the buthurt will last a lifetime
But like seriously the big bang wasnt an explosion it was an expansion and thats wheremost of the H and He came from. The feminust thread I remember no specifics other than it made me hungry fir a sandwich
i somehow don't think they realise how many visitors there are to /b/ every day
no matter how many people they can muster the most they could hope for would be a few threads which will just be spammed with gore and "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" until they are image capped.
i almost feel sorry for the poor ignoramuses...
Looks like they are getting raided already..
"Anal implosion harpies transgender legalizing created 2D until Meanwhile jews Bill Of Rights trashed leftists. Obama ruined Gaben Auschwitz waifus. Thanks, what Feminism how Hitler?"
So much spiderman. The webslinger will spray them down with sticky sticky webz. My spiderman folder is throbing in anticipation
I'm trying to read.... FUCK FACE!
I reckon when they "raid" 4chan they'll be all like "stop posting racist things" so what we should do is just completely agree with everything they say, I mean its tumblr guys, and you all know the sayin' "if you can't beat them, join them"
I am calling it right now, it's going to be another day at the office. The cancer that is on /b/ raids this place daily with its presence. There isn't a single fucking thing that any of those fucktards are going to do.
Spiderman is love Spiderman is life
A google search saying how to download CP and kill the president. So they would go likely high up on the NSA watch list
fucking fatas feminist whores...
just create a bunch of vore threads and they'll be too scared to do anything
or create so much cheese pizza threads they'll be too scared to open it because they suspect nsa's gonna stick a hot rod down their ass
"we are legion
we don't forgive
we don't forget
i'm looking forward to this
>they really plan to raid /b/
Did they even visit this place?
There is absolutely nothing they can do to make this place worse.
Also, I think I'll just do some low tier trolling. Maybe just invent some facts that will make them mad.
It's just that the average tumblr user found internet during 2010. They really don't have any idea how the internet works. That pc/femnazi/furfag scum should just sell their computers.
There's not a thing they can do to /b/. The naivete the writer of that call to arms is just too outrageous.
Every time I visit 4chan, it’s striking how homophobic, sexist, racist and anti-Semitic its members are. How can they possibly argue that they are presenting a contrasting view of the world when every other posts talks about faggots, cunts, niggers and Jews? These are words of ignorant children, who use them as shock language, but who would probably never say them out loud in front of their parents. They really talk like kids who don’t believe anyone should be offended because, after all, they are just kids. There is a link to report any post as abusive but by the standards of any reasonable person, half of the posts would end up being flagged as offensive.
You don’t get to treat other people like trash and then demand that they take you seriously. You will get no respect as long as you show no respect to other people. Words have consequences, even though they can hide behind anonymity. They will discover this when they encounter the offline world, outside of school."
This may have started as /pol/ bait, but it looks like a lot of SJWs took it seriously.
It might get good tomorrow, I'll be on the lookout. Any designated time these people plan on visitiing? GMT, EST, whatever
this is too much
this may be a shit ops image, but make your own, spread it around, change it to be friendlier whatever. lets do this.
I like this. Since I'll be drunk as fuck tomorrow, this will be especially fun.
lol. Apparently circle-jerking counts as diversity. At least we don't have to worry about faggot mods censoring everything
Wel i for one welcome our new Tumblr overlords.
There are many different subreddits to circle-jerk on, I guess. Wouldn't expect any tumblrfags to realize how stupid they sound.
captcha: some deywds
>"Women get the shit end of the stick when it comes to the draft! It's cruel that we don't have to sign up and go overseas to die in one of the governments shitty oil wars!! How dare they give us a choice!!"
Stupid fucking cunts. Everything's about them. I hope all feminazis die
>Therefore, faggots, Hitler should genocide all skinnyfatasses
cackled like a madman
They don't even have a plan, all it says is soon
You can't even count to potato, this idea is bound to fail. Just post Gore and CP to scar their brains.
at te same time, that shit can be ignored or not expanded from thumbnails. it's not like everyone would adhehre to something like that in the fiirst place. anonymous is anarchy, and individualistic no matter how hivemind. it's just nice to see many angles of attack. i want to see people be feminazi's to the extreme.
This isn't going to do anything, the people who are going to be participating don't know anything about networking and are just blindly following the directions from whatever infographic they found. $chan is hosted by cloudflare now, who has substantial experience with ddos attacks by adversaries far more competent than tublrtards. Cloudflare can't not know about this, I'm sure they can easily block traffic that's obviously coming from loic, have multiple backup ip's on deck (people will be hitting the ip in the infographics and are to incompetent to do anything else), etc. This whole thing is a waste of fucking time.
Tolerance and respect at its finest
But since they decided to waste their time coming here in attempt to disrupt us, we will go all out and unleash a typhoon of gore, hard core facial abuse, rape jokes, "homophobic" material(AKA facts) "trigger" them so hard they will be scarred for their remaining life spans.
That'll teach them not to challenge the final boss of the internet.
>pic related, SJW anus holes getting rammed by the raging cock of Anon.
even if /sci/ or /pol/ fags get in here tumblr will just tell themselves that they've won.
thank mr skeltal
Watch these tumblrfags spend a few hours trying to figure out captchas. Then they'll probably blame it on males and say that its oppressing females.
I wouldn't say that
I think we have a symbiotic relationship with tumblr. They always need to be indignant and offended. We always need to be edgy and offensive
Its like batman and the joker, neither can truly win until either absolute order or absolute chaos is imposed. Neither will ever happen, and we're forever trapped in this beautiful cycle of offensive taken and offensivness
Fight them with nigger faggot threads. Also gay porn and gore.
I didn't see that post. Hmm, brushing up on your facts, here at 4chan we have a lot of people who know random bullshit and plenty of facts such as myself, so this is going to be great, we will either out argue them by cursing them out, or factions them out.
>We want to correct them and make them think
I don't understand. What makes them think they're so "enlightened" and magical? Do they really see themselves as these almighty lords of justice and good? How do these people function in real life?
In regards to the Tumblr raid tomorrow, we should all collectively agree not to go on /b/ so that the tumblr fags are gonna fail miserably.
apparent-fucking-ly. it's these types of people that I hate the most. "Oh no one can discourage an opinion cause its wrong. but when we do it to you its okay because we THINK that your opinion is bad." kill yourself
If they raid tommorow, just spam their threads with gore...
OH NO GUYS TUMBLR IS GOING TO SHITPOST FOR AN HOUR TOMORROW WE ARE ALL DOOMED
HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL HEIL!
Call upon our brethren, we sha march to war and slaughter them with our superior white cocks!
Enjoying your exclusive membership at the Cool Kids Club?
/b/ should just be doing regular business as usual. Nothing better than not giving attention to those who desperately crave it i.e. Tumblr and their social justice faggots. We must ignore them for best effect. It's not hard you fucking edgy autists and sperglords.
>people think 4chn is /b/
>/b/ confirmed as the eye of the storm
>at maximum minor spillover into the other boards
>mfw i mainly lurk /fit/, /pol/ and /lit/
have a nice day tomorrow /b/, ill be enjoying browsing as usual.
Guys, what the hell is this???
Just spent some time looking at the tumblr page. They don't have a clue. And the girl who is trying to organise it is an immature wet blanket.
They think they will come here and "educate", when they haven't realise yet which board on 4chan they should "occupy"
It's gonna be boring and stupid.
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
we should walruse them
Made my day 10/10 would bang top-tier comment.
saying that like we care?
we should post alot of feel threads
>tfw mom and sister beat me up every day
>tfw molested while watching shrek with obese babysitter
or at least we can recruit r9k for this stuff
we could even make use of all the weebs and horsefuckers and just completely mind fuck them
posting pizza in a thread will cause the mods to delete it.
>tumblr fags will try to make threads
>pizza should be posted to those threads
>mfw mods will 404 those threads
>mfw i have no face
I'm glad someone remembers what we once were. Probably never gonna be the final boss again though.
The great thing about this website format is that they can shitpost as much as they want and no one will be forced to deal with their shit. There won't be any damage because threads 404 by themselves.
We just need to convince them that putting sage in e-mail feed puts the thread they are posting in on the frontpage. I think that's what I'll be doing tomorrow. I'll just post in every feminazi thread with "bumping to frontpage :^) put sage in e-mail field, girls :))"