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I'm going to tell /b/ the story of how i fucked my worst enemies sister
>be me
>be 16
>sophomore
>don’t do much, play vidya, hang out with friends
>one kid at school I fucking hate, we’ll call him fuckface (sorry if that’s not good enough, but I wont give him the time of day to do better)
>fuckface is a jock, tight end on varsity football team
>undeniably a handsome kid, girls love him, he’s a douche to them
>also friends with my best friend vinny, who I’ve know since middle school
>go to vinny’s house one day, fuckface is there
>goddamnit.png
>immediately he starts getting under my skin
>”wow anon, you been working out?”
>I’m 6’2”, 140 lb.s
>scrawny as fuck
>just ignore him, I tell my self, he’ll stop
>”seriously man I think your traps are filling in”
> wtf are traps?
>vinny giggles, punch him in arm
cont.?
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sure, why not
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Do it.
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>>554405796
>hang out at vinnys for a few hours
>fuckface’s phone rings, he starts talking to someone, whining about how its only 7
>yes he’s going home
>turns to vinny
>ï’m getting picked up in 5
>thank god
>finish up game of Madden, for some reason he sucks
>beat him 54-32
>enjoy my small win
>fuck face goes to bathroom
>doorbell rings
>vinny answers, mumbles out a “hi”
>wtf is wrong with him he’s usually pretty confident
>turn around to door
>instant boner
>it’s fuckfaces sister, Allie
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>>554406493
continue?
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MOAR DAMMMIT
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>she’s standing there in yoga pants and a sports bra, she definitely just got done working out
>her abs are fucking perfect, her dark hair slicked back on her head from the sweat
>theassisfat
>her c-cups are bulging over the top of the top of her sports bra
> vinny rushes to other bathroom, most likely to fap, horny little fuck
>Oh shit she’s coming in
>she walks over to couch, looking at phone whole time
>sits next to me
>OH FUCK
>looks at me like im a freak
>suddenly realize I’ve been staring the whole time
>try to play it off and look around the room while we sit there alone
>”Hi”
>…what?
>she really did just say hi to me
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>>554405796
http:/Caroline20.rwbcode.com

Online now,it's free!
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>>554407580
omfg hurry up faggot
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>>554405796
This sounds like spergy from that other thread but nvm
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keep it up!
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type slower OP
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Go on...
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>>554407580
why does this sound so fake..?
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>Vinny opens the bathroom door
>we get on the floor
>everybody does the dinosaur
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>”H-hi, Allie”
>I can smell the way her sweat mixed with her perfume/body lotion, she smells wonderful
>Goddammit did I just use her first name? I’ve never even talked to her before
>her eyebrow raises and she smirks at me
>”you know me?”
>”uh yeah sorry, fuckface talks about you”
>”oh so you’re one of his friends?”
>”OH HELL NO!!”
>dammit my loathing got in the way
>She starts cracking up
>relief.jpeg
>”haha I didn’t think so, you seem like a nice guy”
>”yeah??”
>”yeah, ive actually seen you around too, kid”
>kid?
>”so what’s your name?
>”A-Anon”
>fuckface comes out of bathroom
>”well Anon, I guess I’ll see you around,” she says as she gets up
>tussles my hair as she walks by back of couch
>”Yeah anon, see you around!” fuckface says, tussles my hair too
>what an asshole
>they leave
>avert my attention back to games
>switch to wii, put in SSB for me and vinny
>Vinny comes back from bathroom
>”JESUS DUDE! DID YOU SEE HER?!!!”
>fucking vinny
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>>554405796
Pretype newfag
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>>554405796
>i fucked my worst enemies sister
Revenge: fucking your enemy's sister.
Sweet revenge: finding out she's a lousy fuck.
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>>554409113
I just imagined you two were mobsters

>"Hey man, you sees dat broad?!"
>"Fuckin' Vinny...."
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>Few days later
>at locker during passing period
>taking books out
>feel tap on shoulder
>turn around
>OH FUCK
>It’s Allie
>Drop books
>OOOOH FUCK
>she laughs at me
>”Soooorryyyy Anon”she teases
>squats down to pick up my books
>I stare at her cleavage
>the air conditioning in the school has caused her to have goosebumps all the way down her cleavage
>a strand of her hair has found its way in between her tits
>she stands up
>”here you go” she says to me with a smile as she hands me my books
>”thank you”
>”so im having a party this Friday”
>”isn’t there a game?”
>”Yeah, so?”
>”you aren’t going to your brothers game?”
>”haha no, I don’t usually go, hes a bit of a prick when he wins, and a real ass when they lose”
>”doesn’t surprise me”
>she laughs again, I’m starting to really like that laugh
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this cant be real life we're talking about lol?
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pls hurry
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>>554409557

topkek
I don't know why but I lost my sides
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Hurru
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>”So, the party!”
>”Oh yeah!”
>”right so I’m having it, and YOU” she gives me a friendly poke in the chest, “are invited”
>”Oh wow, okay, cool!”
>Hands me her phone, I give her my number
>”I’ll text you!”
>That night she starts texting me
>telling me about the party, apparently just a small gathering with her and some other seniors
>really confused about why she wants me there
>ask her why
>”lol idk anon I felt like telling you, why? Do you not want to go?
>”no no I do, really, I was just curious”
>”haha okay, what lunch hour do you have?”
>”3rd, why?”
>”no way, me too! You should sit with my friends and I, we hang out behind the gym”
>”uuum okay, cool!”
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>>554408908
Did you come up with that yourself anon?
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>>554409557
>>554409113
Fuckin Vinny. Justify why this shouldn't be a meme.
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>So I get to the party
>Everybody is staring
>Mom's spaghetti
>Dinosaur dances for tips
>Gets Tree fiddy
>The game
>Summerfag
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>next day, lunch
>go behind gym, there’s allie, with about 10-12 of her friends
>they all seem to be couples
>some are smoking cigarettes
>allie introduces me to a few
>they all seem pretty cool, I try my best to socialize
>they all have allie’s laid back personality, it’s easy for me to make them all laugh, so I feel comfortable around them all
>do this for next few days
>get to know allie and her friends better
>start to really enjoy my time around her more and she seems to feel the same
>doesn’t even seem to care when she notices me staring at her rack
>just gives me playful punches on the arm and a sweet smile when she catches me
>finally Friday
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>>554410970
fuckin vinny
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>>554409537
>revenge: fucking your enemy

FTFY
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>>554409113
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>>554411081

Fuckin vinny
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>first half of school day takes forever
>finally lunch time
>allies talking with all her friends, they’re all saying what they’ll bring
>weed, beers, etc.
>one senior turns to me
>”so, anon?”
> “ummm, yeah?”
>”what’ll you bring, huh?”
>shiiiit
suddenly remember parents liquor cabinet
> “a handle of rum”
>”oh wow, okay kid, cool”
>Alli gives me a playful nudge
>”Yeah Anon, COOL”
>I laugh
>”I’ll see you tonight, Anon!”
>rest of the day takes foreverrrr
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>>554411465
IT AIN'T NO JOKE
I'D LIKE TO BUY THE WORLD A TOKE
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I came here for a story not a novel OP.
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>http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/598559-god-damnit-vinny.html
Found this
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>>554411847
You're gonna read this fucking novel and you're going to fucking like it.

Faggot.
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>>554411081

hurry to the part where you fuck her. none of us really give a shit about the rest of it.
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>>554411847 I love bloodsport
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So can we see a pic of this girl anon
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>>554410970
Because forced memes suck dick.
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>>554411847
shut it, this is great and not that drawn out.
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>>554412097
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Fuckin vinny
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OP we need a picture. Hurry gogogogo.
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>That night
>steal handle from parents cabinet
>don’t care if I get busted, feel the need to look cool
>ride my bike over to Allie’s house
>automatically feel like a fag once I see all of her friends cars
>go inside
>no one there
>”Hello?”
>”Back Here!”
>the doorway has a view to the kitchen and to the patio outside it
>Allie sticks her head in and waves to me
>go out to back patio, it’s hazy as fuck under the outside roof
>I was right they do all seem to be boyfriend/girlfriends
>sharing drinks, etc.
>talk to her and her friends, have a good time, they all seem to enjoy my rum
>talk, smoke, drink a little with her and her friends
>at about 11:30 her friends start to leave, pair by pair
>allie makes sure that none of them are too drunk
>most of the girls end up driving their boyfriends home
>last pair are too drunk
>they’re making out and shit, girls ends up grinding in the guys lap
>the guy suggests they go somewhere
>Allie Laughs
>”haha nooooooo! You two can’t go anywhere”
>they start to argue about where they’ll sleep
>Allie tells them to sleep in fuckface’s room
>”are you sure he won’t mind?”
>”If he’s not back buy now, he’s spending the night at a teammates”
>yeah, I think to myself, …buttfucking
>”so you’re sure?”they ask
>”Yes I’m sure, it’s fine, I don’t care anyways, you two can fuck in his bed for all I care
>they run off without another word
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>>554412438
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>>554412254


Fuckin Vinny

Always shittin' on our parade
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>>554412254
You sound like a Vinny to me, anon
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>>554412371
i want the fucking story. god you /b/tards have no attention span.

but i agree. OP, type faster!
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>>554411087
This

The faggot wants to fuck the sister, not plunder his rivals boipussy. Fucking amateur hour
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>>554412543
Come on OP in suspense here.
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OP pls.
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>>554405796
gsus fuck, 6'2" and 140
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>>554412543
>yeah, I think to myself, …buttfucking
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>me and allie keep talking at the table
>I Smokeup the last bit of weed
>goodshit.png
>on the last hit I start coughing like a lightweight
>Allie starts laughing at me again
>she starts hitting me on the back to try and help me stop
>as I eventually do, she starts rubbing my back and puts her head on my shoulder
>I can smell the alcohol on her breath
>she tells me that shes cold
>time to be alpha o’clock
>I swing her legs over my lap and hold them with my arm that’s in my hoodie
>she looks at me confused, then smiles at me and gives me a playful nudge
>she tries to squirm out of my hold but I hold her in and she starts to giggle
>she suddenly stops
what happens next is one of those kisses you don’t see coming but just happen, I’m sure some of you know what I’m talking about
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Liking this so far op, don't fuck it up.
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>>554413217
COMMMMEEE ONNNNNNN
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>>554413217
>I'm sure some of you know what I'm talking about

4chan, especially this board, is filled with faggots, muchlike yourself, who only fantasize about your shitty story.
Sorry kid but I'm calling you on your bullshit.
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OP im dying over here, hurry up.
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Jesus Christ OP hurry the fuck up. My wife and I are in suspense for too long already
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>>554413351
>being jealous that you didn't fuck your enemies sister
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>>554413217
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I am now going to create a mobster story from this mans post

>be's me
>16
>footsoldier
>Don't do's much, ya know? Listen to the radio, play cards with my pals
>One kid at the docks, let's call him Nancyboy
>Nancyboy is a boxer. He's good looking, and all the birds love'em. He's a prick to them
>Also pals with my boy sticky fingers Vinny
>I go to Vinny's apartment one day, Nancyboy is there as well
>mudderfucker.telegraph

Cont?
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>>554413519
For all the shit I could reply with, it'd be a waste of time doing so.
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>Nerd OP realizes that his life sucks so instead of doing the world a favor and anheroing , he comes to /b/ and puts a fake story about what he fantasizes doing to his bullies hot sister.
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>>554413585
pls do
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>I slip off her pants
>Her underpants are already moist
>I slip my hand underneath them
>theres a bump
>DAFAQ.BIN
>I peel off her underwear
>Theres fucking Vinny
>Hey dude! I'm her Genitals!
Fuckin Vinny
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>>554413585
I like it, keep posting while op takes ages.
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>>554413585
DO IT NIGGA
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>>554413585

no
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>>554413519
btw im skoqgod
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>>554413585
Cont. plz
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>>554413585
pls continue
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>>554413585

Fuckin Vinny

(that means continue)
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>>554413585

yes
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>>554413217
May you get fucked by a pack of sand people, you slow typing mother fuck. I'm trying to jack off to a tale of another man's suffering and you cant keep up with this erection seeping tale. By Allah you insolent tart, if you don't get to the part were her brother breaks down in tears after discovering his sisters cum soaked thong, I will write you an angrily worded letter.
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>>554413405
I lol'd
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>>554413781
Ginny such a fuckin prick
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>>554413889
Geordi what are you doin' there! Get back to Engineering!
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>>554413781
>vinny
GODDAMMIT VINNY
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weed
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>we sit there for a good 10 minutes making out
>I’m hard as a fucking rock, there’s no way she cant feel it with her legs in my lap
>considering this, I go for my next big move
>I move my hand from her waist to where my fingers are on her ribs and my palm is just supporting her tit
>wait a minute there
>move my hand to on her tit
>it’s like a bag of sand
>slowly play with it and feel her up
>we keep kissing for a another few minutes
>she gets up, takes me by the hand, and pulls me inside
>Its happening.jpeg
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>>554414016
We get it. Star Trek actors.
Fuck off.
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>>554413781
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>>554414298
Shut up newfag, bet you don't even remember watching new episodes of TNG
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>>554414185
I was about to mad.
But thank for thumbnail.
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>>554414185
>bag of sand

Nigga have you ever felt either a tit OR a bag of sand?
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>So therer we's are, having a few drinks, when Nancyboy starts pokin' fun at me
>"Hey, champ! You'd been hitting the gym lately?"
>I'm 6'2, 140 pounds
>Soak'n'wet
>I'd pay him now heed, he'll shaddup sooner or later
>"you'd looking a little big there!"

Typing this out on my phone, bear with
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>>554414185
>its like a bag of sand
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>>554408902
Because it is.
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inb4 vinny or tree fiddy
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>>554414483
>being on a chinese cartoon board after age 19

enjoy dying alone fag
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>>554414592
This>every Godfather film combined
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>>554414185
>it’s like a bag of sand

Wife and I agree now. This is bait that never happened.
Also, virgin fagget
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Fuck Vinny.
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>>554414591
>>554414681
>>554414814

You missed the joke didn't you son?
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>>554414783
WTF Chinese cartoon board, you uneducated pleb... At least have the smarts to know it comes from Japan.

Suffice it to say I'm here to fence with you and your less than rapier-like wit...
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>>554413947
I lol'd
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>>554414912
What the hell is that can? It looks like it says "bourbon" but wtf kind of bourbon comes in a can?
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>>554414912
Beat me to it.
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>>554414185
>inb4 dinosaur
>inb4 "fuckin Vinny bursts in da room and is like, share dat dame ya square! hold my motorcycle keys will ya? hot damn anon this broads hotter n any a leggy gals workin down by johnnys! she's the cats meow!"
>inb4 this is 1940s in the bronx
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C'mon fucker. Don't 404 on me, you little faget.
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>we make it to her room
>fall on her bed
>keep making out
>She fumbles with something on her bedside table
>music starts playing, it was her iHome,
>she sits up on top of me to mess with her playlists
>I take the opportunity to cup her ass in my hands
>she put on soft music
>kiss for another 3 minutes or so, she puts her hand on my chest
>pushes herself off me and winks at me
>gets out of her bed, walks across the room infront off her closet doors, which are big sliding mirrors
>starts DANCING
>Jesus Christ my boner
>she’s looking at me in her mirror as she dances
>The dance quickly becomes a strip tease
>takes off her shirt
>wearing a super cute pink bra
>unzips her shorts, dances some more
>starts to twirl a little, her hair swings around
>brunnettemasterrace.precum
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>>554415175
That's Jim Beam dude...?
As well as Jack Daniel's, etc.
Whiskey/Bourbon, exact same thing.
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inb4 she has a dick
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>>554415146
>its japanese
and thus you miss the humor
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>>554414185
Don't FUCK this up OP. Grrrrrrr...
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>>554415146
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>554415294
i like this
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>>554412097
I like it.
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>>554415175
That's jim beam, bourbon and cola. Don't you have pre mixed drinks where you're from?

It's like men's lolly water.
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>>554415517
I feel like i've read this before.

Fucking faggot
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>>554414185
>bag of sand

i fucking love that movie
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>We's lounge around for a bit, listening to the Dodger's game, when the telephone rings. It's for Nancyboy
>Nancyboy has to go
>He turns to Sticky fingers
>"I gotta get goin'" says he
>We finish up our game of spades
>I kick his ass, He's no good at cards, the chump
>The door buzzes, and Vinny answers
>H mumbles a "Good evenin'." Odd for Vinny, he's a Harvard man
>Turn to the door
>a boner the size of the Statue of Liberty is in my pants
>It's nancyboys's sister
>Allison
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>>554414912
Left because she's a virgin
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>>554414912
Looky here, "Heaven". Just because you fucking sucked off the mods so your ID could be Heaven doesn't mean jack shit. You're a fucking no-life jackoff, you know that? You're on every fucking thread at every time of day. Do you even sleep or are you too busy blowing moot to? Fucking faggot. You fuckwads are ruining /b/ and I swear to god that when I see you in hell, I will find you, and I will fist your asshole like you've never seen. Not even moot could please your enlarged rectum after I'm done with it faggot. Don't die, because when you die, I'll see you in hell, and I'll be lubing my fist. Prepare your anus, faglord
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>>554415517
You have a gift for storytelling anon
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Hurry up OP, I can't hold this nut forever.
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>>554415598
Dunno. Still, why would anyone get that? What's wrong with an actual bottle of Jim Beam and an actual bottle of cola?

I don't understand the world anymore. -_-
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>>554415739
wat
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>>554415740
Reroll
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>stops, faces me
>reaches behind her back
>her bra straps fall to her sides
>crawls back on the bed
>I pinch her bra between the cups
>she sits up
>her bra slides down

>perfect boobs
>her npples are perfectly round, no bigger than a quarter
>her boobs are perky as can be, her nipples even point up slightly
>she takes of my shirt
>runs her finger down the middle of my torso to my pants button
>unbuttons me
> unzips me
>starts pulling my pants down more as she gets off the bed again
>pulls my pants off once shes off
>dances some more
>my dicking is jumping up and down when I exhale at this point its so hard
>she slips her shorts off
>starts TWIRLING again
>seein those titties spin around was a thing of beauty
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>>554415517
LOL
exposing yourself as an even bigger fag for stealing a rant from someone else
GG faggot.
>>
>mfw it was fuckface in a wig all along
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>>554415738
The Great Depression/10
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>>554415517
>>554415635
Was about to say, I've seen this before; Nice copy paste newfag, and thus you cement my point for me...
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>>554415517
>excuse me waiter?
>yes there is a very bland bit of pasta in my fuck story thread
>yes id like to file a complaint
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>>554415740
wut
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>>554415740
This right here /b/ros.
The very essence of newfag-ism.
/b/ravo newfag.
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You take too long OP, I already fapped to the thought of Vinny pummeling your anus twice
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>>554415740
Fag
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>>554415740
Newfag's jealous of Heaven's ID top kek
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capped it so far
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>>554415853
Eh, some people are too lazy to mix their own drinks. It's also probably cheaper than buying a bottle and mixer.
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>>554411436
My goddamn sides
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>>554415740
so much pasta
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>>554416023
summerfag prolly can't even triforce lel
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>>554416162
You gettin' trolled so hard son
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>>554416162
>not knowing edited copypasta
holy fuck, how new are you?
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>>554415853
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8, but hot dog buns come in packs of 10?
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>>554416431
Am I?
Am I really?
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>>554416023
Being this new
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>>554416597
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>>554415740
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>crawls onto bed
>pulls my dick through the slit of my boxers
>its pulsing in her hand
>her hair falls on my stomach
>she lowers down
>oh god its going to happen
>starts with her tongue, runs up my shaft
>gladiwashedmyballs.gif
>likes around the tip
>I groan, she giggles
>she keeps giving me head for about 7 minutes
>my god shes a natural
>stops
>bites the band of my boxers and crawls back down my legs, im sitting there, stark naked
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>>554416597
I thought it was dogs in 7, buns in 8. it's so that you'll almost never use up both at the same time. if you've got 1 bun left, you need to go buy dogs. and then you'll have dogs left over and need to buy buns. mr. bones' wild capitalism.
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>>554416730
Goddamnit OP hurry up.
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>>554416162
>Doesn't recognize over-cooked pasta
>calls other people newfags
>calls us /b/ros
I'm not good at guessing, so im certain that you are a faggot who can't hid the fact that he is 13.
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>>554416730
>gladiwashedmyballs.gif
using this some day anon. Thank you
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>>554416597
Jews trick..
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>>554416426
Oh of course, I'm a summerfag... Only been on here regularly since 2007... Nice try, where's your blackhawk and black ops team? I'm waiting here with my shotgun...
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>>554416023
>>554416023
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>>554410970
Because of this.... Fuckin' Vinny.
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>>554407580
>She's standing there in a red evening gown
>Her figure like an hourglass
>I'd like to ride on that caboose, ifyaknowwatimean!
>Vinny rushes to his bar, to grab a drink, the thirsty fuck
>Oh Gad, she's waltzing in
>She's lookin' in her mirra the entire time
>She sits next to me
>Jimminy fuckin' cricket!
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>>554416823
Actually I remember the line from Bulletproof Monk
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>>554416905
ok cool story bro, but can you triforce?
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>>554416730
you realize you're Ned Stark
she decapitates you
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>>554414185
>>554415935
>>554416023
>>554416162
>>554416360
all this fucking summer
>not knowing pasta
>responding to pasta
>not pre-typing stories
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>>554416730
Look OP we've moved on Vinny is the star of the show now
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>>554416905
u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum chinese website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
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>>554417030
Vinny Is Coming
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lol,i'm off to beat it to the porn in this board.
Hope you fags don't try to deny everyone the right to be called an oldfag.
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>she crawls up, and kisses me
>while she’s kissing me, she slips her panites off
>in one motion, she bites my lip and pulls me up, while she sits back and puts me inside her
>my god
>shes so wet
>puts her arms around my neck and starts grinding on me
>my god
> we sit there and fuck like that for the next 15 minutes
>she then pushes me back and starts bouncing on my dick
>my god the friction
>starts swinging her hips around like she has a hula hoop
>shes so wet
>I stare at those tittes
>I can feel my dick tingling
>oh god
>Oh God
>OH GOD
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>>554416940
>dat gif
i lolled
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>>554416905
Being this new again
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>>554417273
This is so fucking boring now, kid please just stop posting
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>>554416905
>trying to prove being an oldfag
>thinking being an oldfag means anything
>probably can't even tri-force
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>>554417023
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>>554415517
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>>554417273
you let her kiss you after she sucked your dick?
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>>554417073
I don't even...

Suffice it to say, point proven you Brit fag, no way you could be in the Navy Seals talking like that. But please, show up at my IP anytime.
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There's a flaw to your story OP
>the story of how i fucked my worst enemies sister

You didn't do shit. From your story it seems to me she fucked you, you little spineless Betamax
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>>554417486
I kissed my girlfriend after I came in her mouth and after I ate her out. Not a big deal
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Fuckin Vinny
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>>554417486
I'd let her I sucked my own dick plenty of times
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>>554417486
Plebiian detected. I used to stop my girl mid-suck. Stop being insecure.
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>>554417410

this show was great for the first three seasons or so. then it got ridiculous. Seasons 1 and 2 were fucking top
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>>554417640
Which never actually happens
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>>554416730
>>she keeps giving me head for about 7 minutes
>>554417273
>>she crawls up, and kisses me
so OP, how does it feel knowing that your cock transitively was in your mouth?
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>>554417273
> what happens next is unthinkable
> Fuckface busts throw the door
> everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>554417421
Thinking it matters if I can tri-force...

The ID changes outside of here anyway, so why would I care?
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>>554417657
BUT WAT IF PREGNANT?????
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>>554417486
What are you a germophobic lil bitch?
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>>554417714
Learn to end better
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>>554417553
>I don't even...
Back to Tumblr, please!
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>>554410441
>>”right so I’m having it, and YOU” she gives me a friendly poke in the chest, “are invited”
Cringe, this can't be real
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>>554417697

virgin detected
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>>554417734
>thinking you can tri-force on new /b/
holy shit this newness
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>>554417789
well yea germophobe sums it up.
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>>554407580
>She looks at me funny
>Like I'm a clown
>What, do I amuse her? Am I fuckin' FUNNY LOOKIN'
>"Hello."
>Realize I'd been gawkin' the entire time
>Try to be smooth
>Wait, she said hello to me?
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>>554417697
>>554417486
Kids these days...
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>>554417764
Still don't care. You're already getting dirty as fuck putting your cock inside a pussy. I've done a lot worse things during sex.
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>I do my best and hold out for another 3 minutes as she bounces on my dick again
>titties bouncing, hair flying
>she starts losing her breath and shaking
>I ACTUALLY DID IT
>she has a shaking orgasm
>she slips off and starts jerking me off
>I start moaning
>toes start curling
>after about 30 seconds, I blast the biggest nut straight up
>some of it hits the bottom of her tits
>that fucking image
>some of it flies to the side and gets on her sheets
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>>554417734
>thinking it matters if I can tri-force

FTFY summerfag
(FTFY means "fixed that for you" btw)
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>>554413585
>nancyboy
Fuckin lost it
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>>554417898
Yes, newness indeed with you 'Heaven' ID

Notice I didn't try? Like I said, that's hardly a consideration these days.
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>>554417734
>nice green text
oh wait...
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>>554417697
you've probably tried sucking your own dick before don't even talk.
virgin
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>>554417989
Did her brother ever find out?
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>>554417931
what, were kids all fags back in your day?
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>>554417907
Oh. Well, I apologize for the insensitivity.
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>>554417875
I've heard girls say dumber shit in high school haha they aren't exactly smart at that age
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>i did it
>i
sounds like she did it. you dildo
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>>554418093
>pretending to be retarded on a laotian cartoon website

pls go
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Pics of Allie?
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>>554418093
what?
Why would I bother saging when there are people like:
>>554418018
who will do it for me?
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>>554418262
she doesn't exist buddy.
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>>554418132
No. It's called actually having sex.

I kiss your tombstone anon, I'm so sorry.
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Shall I continue the mobster story?
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Nudes of Allie or not real.
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>>554418018
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>>554405796

You know the position he played on the football team? I call bullshit.
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>>554418301
>>554418409
>being this jealous
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>>554418385
Yes pls
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>>554418385
yes pls
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>>554418409
> implying you take nudes of everybody you fuck
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>>554405796
>tfw name's vinny
>tfw this exact situation happened to me at my house one day

What's your name OP?????
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>>554418385
no
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>>554418385
Yes
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>>554418492
Lol fuck off OP
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>>554417273
>FUCKIN VINNY bursts in
>"hey anon, you're missin the dodgers game! the fellas down at the bar are calling you a square!"
>vinny sees allie
>"hey tuts whats happening? sorry i ta interrupt miss, but we gotta fix up johnny's jalopy few tomorrow! we gotta scram!"
>"seeya later hotstuff"
>mfw i give Lennys bathroom a good hosing later on
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>>554418492
lol sweet troll bro
>>
FUCK THIS THREAD OF NEWFAGS AND SUMMERFAGS
cruise control is fun.
I can't believe I read that story waiting for the troll at the end only for NOTHING TO FUCKING HAPPEN.
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>>554418132
kek
>>554418306
Anons these days just don't know how to keep their dicks clean, so they won't do it.
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>>554417919
i am enjoying this
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>>554418519
>>554418520
OH SHIT SON
YES PLS MIND
>>
The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
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>>554418543
I do
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>Pull down Allies panties
>Vinnies face is there
>Start Fuckin Vinnie
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>>554418385
Needs more Vinny. Vinny is now synonymous with Anon, Allie, and Fuckface.
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>>554418630
>>554418572
Not even OP faggot. You're legit just jealous you didn't get a fuck.
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>>554418492
Are you implying you don't want to fap to whatever Godess OP is smashing?
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>>554418725
Lol this guy
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>>554418483
He was good at madden.. Idk..
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>>554418519
>>554418520
same post same exact time, consecutive posts
3spooky
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>>554418306
Tip of the hat from one gentleman to another.
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>>554418725
>using heaven.
kek
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Do you guys think we can turn vinnh into the new 2014 mrme??
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>>554418686
New-fag
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>>554418743
Nice troll bro
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>>554418743
No but just because he doesn't provide pictures doesn't mean he's automatically a liar.
>>554418784
Lol this faggot
>>554418835
>implying
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>>554418905
y u heff 2 b mad
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>>554418743
Or the fact that OP sucks dicks
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>>554418246
I'm still waiting here. I've got a shotgun pointed at my office door, please show up.
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>she stops shaking and falls on my chest
>we sit there for a few minutes
>I rub her back and play with her hair
>”sorry about your sheets”
>she laughs that wonderful laugh again
>”Haha it’s okay anon, I’ll get it out”
>Haha yeah?
>”Yeah I will, I’m the stain specialist”
>W-What?
>she looks up at me
>the stain specialist
>mfw when shes growing a beard
>the stain specialist
>mfw she shouts in my face
>”THE STAIN SPECIALIST!!!”
>mfw everything she says she shouts
>THE STAIN SPECIALIST
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>>554417989
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>>554418905

>Can't make it anymore obvious that you're OP

God damn go to sleep you fucking faggot.
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>>554418725
OP stop saging...

And keep writing
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I am not OP and I can assure this story is real.
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>>554418698
Gonna need a crane to get that out
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>>554418686
I have a 8 inch cock, thats a fact
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>>554418879
How the hell is this a troll?
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>>554418409
listen real or not if im nutting im not stopping and having her take selfies. and who needs nudes when he could just fuck her over and over again
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Indeed.
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>>554418859
How old are you, 16? 12?
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>>554418954
Why do you assume I'm mad?
>>554419037
>>554419052
Real ID faggots.
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>>554419025
holy fucking fail
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>>554419025

..

wat
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>>554419025
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>554419025
This was shit from about the 4th post faggot, you ended it exactly the way everyone saw it.
Please fuck off and die now
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>MFW I FUCKED BILLY MAYES
>THE STAIN SPECIALIST
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>>554419025
OH GOD YES YES YES YES
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>>554419025
what the fuck
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>>554418961
I second this regardless
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>>554419025
screencap this shit
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>>554419025
master ruser
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>>554419025
LOL
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>>554419025
my sides quivered a bit, i'll give it 234/300
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>>554419025
Top kek
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>>554419025
keep going, please
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>>554419025
Too bad everyone saw it coming...
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>>554418905
implying people on here who are forced to reply to one another in a manner that imitates animistic qualities are vying for the "alpha" spot in the thread and anyone who is obviously outsmarting them is a threat so they feel the need to act atrociously
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>>554419025

it wasn't even a funny troll

the stain specialist

really?

someone write a legitimate ending.

i'm 100% for trolling but at least make it good trolling. this wasn't even good in the sense that it was a bad. it was just under mediocre so it's not like those movies that can be watched and laughed at cause they're bad.

dammit op you failed in all ways.
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>>554419025
I FUCKIN LOLLED
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The faggotry in this thread
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>>554413585
>.telegraph
I forced myself to chuckle at this, because it deserved a real laugh, and I failed to deliver a natural one.
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>>554419147
It's fucking 11 here and i have to get up at 5am tomorrow
I stuck around for this fucking story, in the vain hope it would have a good ending
Fuck you OP
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>>554419025
That was HORRIBLE/10
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>>554419025
>>554419025
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>>554413585
>mudduerfucker.telegraph

my sides
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>>554413781
My fucking sides.
>>
mobster guy end this shit
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>>554419025
that could have been alot better. i kind of look forward to the troll at the end to see if they are funny but that just sucked.
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>>554419025

This could have been funny if you told the story in like 6 posts typed quickly, not a dozen short ass posts that take ten million years.
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>>554419025
Confirmed, OP is a huge fucking faggot who needs to kill themself.
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>>554419025
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>>554416848
> hid the fact
> hid
fucking summer
captcha: because Poldope
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>>554419056
Because I'm actually OP lelel got u guise!!
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>>554419025
>>
>>554419147
6/10 would read again
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>>554419025
All my rage
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>>554419394
>mudduerfucker.telegraph
got me too. it deserves a cupcak.
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>>554419025
I FUCKING KNEW IT
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>>554419025
Thank god you finally killed the weirdest boner I hab, being at work with women coming by to say hi it started to get awkward...
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>>554417919
>I clears my throat, something caught in it
>"Evenin', Allison"
>I can smell her sweet perfume. Baise-moi de côté, classy stuff
>Hot Dawg did I just use her first name? Never even talked with the broad before!
>She smiles at me
>"Oh? Are we acquainted? " She asks
>"Yeah, Nancyboy yaks up a storm about ya"
>"Oh? One of his pals then?" She asks
>"Hell no!" Says I
>Damnit, Almost messed up with this gal
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>>554419025
well not like we didn't see that coming...
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>>554419025
meh, wasn't terrible but could've been better.
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>>554419108
>>554419127
>>554419131
>>554419135
>>554419242
>>554419254
>>554419302
>>554419357
>>554419382
>>554419450

fucking newfriends need to learn a thing or two before getting mad and later replying with memes thinking you're edgy

>pulls a 360 and walks away from computer
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>>554419554
We dumping shrek porn? ok.
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>>554419025
You dragged that out for over an hour, and Billy fuckin Mays is the best you could do?

Lel, at least it want the dinosaur...
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FUCKIN' VINNY
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>>554419025
Op is fagot
Nothing to see here move along
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>>554419719
Keep going, my sides need it after being so disappointed at OP
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>>554419845
FUCKIN VINNY
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>>554419845
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>>554419774
I wasnt med
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top kek
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>>554405796
>cont.?
storyteller troll outed himself
all his stories are made up
he's a parasite for readers' attention
he's been doing that for about a year and half
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Asshole... my boner went away, how am I supposed to fap to this?
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Fuck you OP for getting my hopes up on a non-troll ending. Have fun sucking cock for the rest of you goddamn pathetic life. Faggot
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>>554419510
No, FAGGOT, everybody knew it was you.
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>>554419025
Op finished the story, the billy mays was an impromptu addition. What more were you fuckers expecting beyond the cum shot?
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>>554420003
FUCKIN VINNY
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>>554419196
Done, about to dump soon
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>>554419025
>i cant wait for the mobster guy to get to this part
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>>554419774
I didn't use a meme?
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>>554419284
>>554419025
>Could feel my hot cum sticking between Allie and I as we layed cuddling
>My now soft dick between her legs as I rubbed her tight young body, still feeling slight trembles as she recovers from her orgams
>pretty good sex for my first time; 20 minutes is better than those virgins on /b/ could last
>Allie isnt done yet; and here I was thinking it couldnt get any better
>As she lies across my chest with her soft breasts pressing into my chest I hear her moaning as I cup her ass and begin to massage it
>her hand snakes down towards my dick and she takes hold of it
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>>554413874
hey mitch
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>>554419025
Then what happened?
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>>554415935
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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fake
> op is a massive faggot
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>>554420651
(S)He convinced him to buy some oxyclean
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>>554415517
fuckin vinny
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God damnit vinny.

ALso I screencapped the story

fuck all you for making fap to billy mays
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>>554419025
FUCKIN OP OP IS VINNY
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Fucking in epic Vinny.
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>>554419025
All of my keks

Someone fucking screencap this shit, now.
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>>554414185
>it's like a bag of sand
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Whomever requested for screencap, I have the whole fucking story.
This goes on /r/4chan
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>>554420973
is that code for reddit you fucking fag?

stop being 12 on the internet at least
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>>554409113
>She starts laughin' like a hyena
>thank god.phonograph
>"So, what do they call you?" She asks
>"Needle dick Ned" says I
>Nancy boy comes out of the bathroom
>"Catch you later, Needle dick!" She says, as she fixes my collaR as she walks by
>"Yeah, see ya later!" Says Nance
>After they have gone, Vinny comes running' in
>"Sweet sassy molassy, did you sees DAT broad?"
>Fuckin' Vinny
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>>554420247
FUCKIN VINNY
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Hope you faggots liked my story
FUCKIN VINNY
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>>554420419
>>pretty good sex for my first time; 20 minutes is better than those virgins on /b/ could last
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>>554419025
tooooooooooooop kek
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>>554421090
post a pic of her, faggot
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