Useful stuff thread
Life Hacks, DIY stuff, How to be a Nigger
Get in here
Bump
I like useful stuff, hope the thread stills here when I come back from 9 hours sleeping. Good luck, Anon.
>>553443967
Probably not, but I'll do my best to keep it alive
Hope you do more threads like this in a future, bumping this for a /b/ro.
>>553443638
>PoD attacks
>any time after 1985
Top kek
bump (love these threads)
Pretty sure I read somewhere before that these all make mustard gas
infothread.org
Useless thread is now useless
>>553445396
yeah especially the dos and knife one, they make extra mustard gas
>>553445396
Damn Anon, you caught me.
I'm more than positive you're going to need this.
>>553445453
Good morning, Heaven
>>553443638
Fantastic, that's how me and 4 of my friend can take down any website we want!
._______.
>>553445674
Just for you, Anon
>>553446245
worst diy ive ever seen ever
>>553446458
But you have seen this DIY
>>553446738
8/10 nice try but no I've actually never seen this piece of shit before. I only said that because I thought it was OC and I wanted to let him know NOT to post it in threads that are actually being read
>>553446875
Would you prefer ones that allow you to be a nigger to the fullest of you niggering ability, you stupid nigger?
Pic related. Go steal from vending machines, nigger
>>553447172
All I meant is who the fuck doesnt know how to make a gravity bong.
And the bong facts just make me want to an hero
>>553448019
Please be an hero
>>553443638
I can't be fucked with Google right now, somebody tell me what this actually does?
>>553449764
You can use it to take down any site
It's really cool you should try it
>>553449764
sends packets to a website , essentially the same as a DDOS but its not gonna work out so well for one person
>>553449764
>>553449859
>>553449961
Bollocks, it makes your PC run >25% faster
>>553447172
100% unlegit
>>553449764
This is an ancient "hack" ... was around on Windows 95. Also OP has done it wrong anyway ... you set the bytes to 65000 not 6500 and you also set the "dont fragment packet" flag (-f).
All pointless as someone else said it doesnt do shit on anything not from the ark
>>553445512
Be right back, gotta get some corn starch.
>DDOSING
>Not socket flooding
What is this? A year that's not 2014?
I have a whole folder for how-to's. I'll dump. Only has a small handfull.
>>553454321
>>553454479
>>553454536
>>553454629
>>553454680
>>553454874
>>553443638
now ddos sega again pls
>>553454957
>>553454957
Tried this, never got it to work. I tried different types of string and different fuels
>>553454479
Most of these are bullshit "muh d3adly kung-fu vital points" bollocks. Do not use.
>>553455192
I believe my uncle used twine and nail polish remover.
That might work for you. You need something with a slow burn and really cold water.
>>553455161
>>553455580
>>553454680
I can't fit my dick in a toilet roll. Does murrica have extra large rolls or extra small dicks
>>553455669
>>553455828
Thats all i've got that haven't already been posted. Wish i had more.
Hey guys, does anyone know how to make your computer run faster, like isn't there some file u can delete or something? I'm on summer vacation and my slow PC is really bugging me, in exchange, tits
>>553455930
Delete everything you don't use. All photos, videos, films, movies, porn, games. Anything you don't watch, view or play on a regular basis or even once a week or month. Delete and uninstall it. With the disc if it has it.
>>553455642
the sleep paralisis one.
Tried it, works. Also very nice to get lucid dream.
>>553455930
Yeah, delete system 32. Microsoft are fucking known for putting useless shit onto their computers.
It's called bloatware, get rid of it
I'll dump a couple
>>553456230
How do I delete system 32
>>553455930
backup your most important shit and format your hard drive. Also make special 30gb partition for your system and don't install anything on it, even if you have it 3/4 empty. Works
>>553454680
>implying my dick is thin enough to fit in a toiler paper tube
>>553443967
well post slow for you anon
>>553455642
I had experienced sleep paralysis and a lucid dream. Shame it were a nightmare and a fucking beast from hell was standing on my chest.
I could feel something pressing on my chest when it was happening and could see the fucking thing ontop of me. Most terrifying thing i've ever experienced
>>553456230
you do realise hes baiting you by pretending not to know about system 32
>>553456490
You realise he's baiting you by pretending not to notice he's baiting him
>>553444574
my fucking sides
I'm having trouble getting through this
>>553445949
>Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>Proceeds to give a detailed and explicit guide on how to kill yourself anyways
>>553455898
How to be an asshole that has the same weak, uninspired style as every other asshole.
>>553456727
you do realise im baiting you by pretending not to know about him pretending not to know about the other guy who is pretending not to know about system 32
>>553455898
How to be an asshole that has the same weak, uninspired style as every other asshole
>>553457105
you do realize I'm baiting you by not having posted in this thread until now
>>553457105
>>553455930
Press ctrl+shift+escape, this will bring up the Task Manager.
Right click and press "end task tree" on nonsense programs like "HP print derp", "google widgets", etc.
Don't touch "windows explorer" obviously.
And there, you have given yourself a little breathing room.
>>553455642
i tried the postural hypotension, freaked me the fuck out. When i came to i was shaking my head like a fucking lunatic.
>>553457164
wait who are you and why am being bated by you and how, this whole thing has fucking confused me
>>553457105
are you baiting me for baiting you because the other guy post responded to the guy taking bait from the guy who first baited?
>>553457358
uhhh yes?
Anyone has a guide to make LSD ?
>>553457501
Step 1: Be a chemist
>>553457501
Just buy it, it's dirt cheap these days.
>>553457501
All the guides are fake. you need 10000+ equipment a background in college chemistry
a lab and several chemicals highly guarded by the DEA
>>553457328
>implying I'd take that shitty bait
>>553457805
Its usually nBome
>>553457105
itt
b8
Guys, if you want more stuff like this, go to this website:
http://info.stylee32.net/
It's a little old, but it's a huge archive for this stuff in like 2010
>>553457501
I used to be a chemist, I can tell you right now that if you don't know anyone who's synthesizing, you won't be. The guy who I synthesized with made me thumbprint twice before he'd let me work with him. Even then, I was making a juicy profit but holy hell it was intense. You've got to use 2 organic solutes which have extremely high probabilities of catching fire and/or exploding. Take my word for it, you don't want to be an LSD chemist.
>>553457943
Keep looking
>>553457862
what you dont realise is that by replying you've already taken the bait
Anyone got a guide to a ballistic knife or sedative tipped dart? I feel like they could be fun.
>>553444574
What the fuck is this retarded shit?
A tutorial on how to A) break a window, like I didn't know that already, B) use a "charged" spark plug...but that's fucking idiocy, spark plugs aren't batteries, or C) pry a door open
Does this guy have more of this series? Can I also learn how to feed myself and wipe my ass?
u ok guys
>>553458460
Post more nigga
Im lurking
>>553443835
She is naked from the beginning the white top is an overlay
>>553448153
>Please be an hero
>be
fucking summer
>>553458460
Continue.
>>553458460
9gag
>>553458221
look here:
http://info.stylee32.net/index.php?dir=Weapons+and+Military%2F
>>553458460
That's nothing
>>553458460
pick yer category you glorious fucking faggots.
>>553458723
I fucking love you.
>>553450345
This is taken from the TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook. If anyone wants to know how to make real bombs that work, that's the manual the army used to use (and the turrists now use).
>>553458878
lol you're welcome
>>553455642
I know for a fact this works. Me and my cronies did it a lot when we were 16. It feels like you have left your body for hours when really it is about 12 seconds. second to lucid dreaming
>>553459076
We called them space monkeys, no joke
>>553458981
interesting
>>553459272
sound legit, anyone tryied ?
>>553458093
Why did he make you thumbprint?
>>553459263
yessir. if you're referring to the thumb blowing trick that is
>>553455192
Also never worked for me
>>553459857
this looks like an uterus...
Anyone want me to dump anything? I'll dump if the folder isn't too big
>>553455930
B8 successful
>>553460023
fake vaginas
>>553459837
1) To prove I have enough of a resistance that I won't hallucinate while working in the lab
2) Tradition maybe?
3) To prove I was willing to do what he asked in order to secure the position.
>>553443638
This is technically an ICMP flood
Reflected DDoS is much more efficient, but can't be done with a simple command prompt. You'll need to write about 4 lines of C++, or download some program to do it. A reflected DDoS has the added benefit that the victim doesn't get your IP address
>>553460023
Stoner
Thieve
Weapons
>>553460179
why did you stop
>>553460023
Upload folder pls
>>553458093
>>553459837
>>553460179
i would so thumbprint in exchange for learning how to synthesize... if you're telling the truth, you're a lucky man
>>553460023
Life tips, If you will anon-senpai.
>>553460023
Paranormal
>>553449764
It will instantly down any website you want
>>553460380
Got too risky, some kid got seriously injured while tripping (not from the product, just happened to be on it) and his uncle was a DEA agent. They launched an investigation and I fuckin grabbed my shit and left the state.
>>553460023
Fitness, If you'd be so kind as well.
>>553460413
I also had to pay him like 75% of the profit and 15k up front, which I had anyways from being a distributor to all the local niggergangs.
>>553460515
they should make a movie about this or something
>>553460371
dumping Stoner for now
>>553460382
about 75% is from here:
http://info.stylee32.net/
>>553460426
Everything I have in Paranormal is from here, just use the Downloadthemall extension
http://info.stylee32.net/index.php?dir=Paranormal%2F
>>553460420
Life tips was actually from someone else, it's scattered and unarchived.
Lots of Fitness stuff here:
http://info.stylee32.net/index.php?dir=Fitness%2F
>>553460625
They really should, but it'd be rated X. We had to do some pretty fucked up shit sometimes, but it was balanced by the immense pay and being able to get bitches on your dick by tripping with them.
>>553460371
tired of dumping stuff from there, lots of others can be found here
http://info.stylee32.net/index.php?dir=Stoners+Guide%2F
Gonna dump random stuff now
>>553455930
delete system32
>>553458831
this is dipshit
>>553460753
what fucked up shit ?
>>553455675
yes
>>553457105
I baited your mom almost 25 years ago. Worked pretty well.
>>553455580
>mfw i actually do that
>>553446875
Everyone used a gravity bong once, it's not diy it's common a common tool among stoners, just like a bottle bong
dumping a few
>>553444393
that's what I thought
this maybe works in a bad school network but not with the 56k highspeed modems of 4chun
>>553461978
>>553462035
>>553461608
I don't know if we killed a guy, but we definitely beat him pretty hard and left him in the woods (like 25 miles from town). We'd been shot at on many occasions. Had to work with a human trafficking guy because boss man's brother was in crazy debt. We moved tens of thousands of hits across the border in the spines of bibles. Purposefully sold one of our dealers that we knew was marking up like 400% and giving us back 50% some shit quality hits so his customers would stop buying. Stuff like that
>>553458563
I don't think you the backstory u idiot.
>>553462035
>>553462092
>>553462150
>>553447549
lovin it
>>553462263
>>553462096
Did you save any of the money ?
are you semi wealthy now?
>>553462318
>>553462208
>>553462379
>>553462447
>>553459531
You sir are a god among men
>>553462494
>>553462553
>>553462635
>>553461925
This actually works
>>553462708
Ok, that's it.
>>553462323
I have a little bit under 750k left, and I put most of it in an offshore bank account. I live in a 7200 square foot house on 8 acres of forest. I have a small orchard for peaches, Have a 67k money market investment. I have 50 oz of silver in my gun vault. I drive a 45k car, and a 13k firearms collection. I'd say I'm pretty wealthy.
>>553456608
now I'm hungry
thanks anon
>>553459272
musturd gas
>>553462783
can you prove it?
>>553461925
I do that shit all the time, very good trick. Works well in the freezer too.
>>553462494
This is the best shit ever, thank you
So, anyone gonna post anything NOT from the "information library" torrent on TPB? Or are you all just going to be shit?
>>553445274
This one is good. I lost it when I changed PCs.
>>553443638
>DDOS
>one pc
This will probably just deny access for your PC only, if it does anything at all.
>>553459272
nerb gas
>>553446458
Shut up faggot.
>>553462783
benefits of an offshore bank account?
also what stocks ?
sounds like a pretty good life congrats anon
>>553460840
Post pocket pussies pls
>>553463391
1) If I ever need to flee the country i'll have funds I can access anywhere, as well as not having to pay taxes and avoiding suspicion by opening a new bank account with 3 mil in it.
>>553463405
as far as I know, this is the only one
>>553454680
Instructions werent clear enough. Got popcorn salt in my urethra.
>>553445949
>implying life isn't the temporary problem
>>553460082
Do you have the one with Jesus telling everything not to masturbate?
>>553463091
>bitches
>>contributes nothing ever
Stat based gaynon
>>553463391
stocks: USCRX
>>553463032
timestamp is a little off because it's a picture from another thread I told my story in earlier this year.
>>553456352
Deleting System 32 will turn your PC into a paper weight. Don't listen to these trolls
>>553464083
how does the average day of a rich former LSD chemist look like?
>>553463963
http://www.proxybay.pw/torrent/6002924/Information_Library_2.0_as_seen_on_4chan
http://www.proxybay.pw/torrent/6057015/Information_Library_2.1_as_seen_on_4chan
Here you go, you fucking faggot. You can't even fucking use Google. I hope you choke on semen.
>>553464083
is your old partner still in the business?
>>553463707
What's the end goal behind this? Posture or just some BDSM fantasy you can have in public?
>>553460753
please start a tjread
>>553445512
if u use a ribbed stick...
>>553464240
>get up
>make sure I have no pants on
>walk to orchard
>grab a few peaches
>lay in my bermudagrass lawn and each peaches for about half an hour
>go inside
>get on 4chan
>get on reddit
>put on music
>eat pretzels and jellybeans
>go to garage and get bow
>walk out onto the third floor balcony
>shoot a few arrows
>go back inside and down to the gym
>just bench and leg press
>go into study
>read a physics/chemistry book
>4chan again
>play csgo for 5 hours
>4chan
>eat a couple pounds of deer
>go to sleep
>>553464454
No idea, I haven't talked to him in ages
>>553464762
start one for me and I'll go there, I'm pretty lazy
>>553464240
no drugs?
>>553465105
you said average, if I dropped every day my resistance would be ridiculous
>>553464253
Never said it wasn't true. Are you really this autistic? I also like how you stole the insult from the 'gameshop' yt video. It's a real reflection on your original personality.
>contributes nothing
>bitches
>shitposts
>>553464083
Please tell me you used Tor or something to post all of this
Otherwise, consider yourself compromised
>>553445512
>cornstarch
good luck with your yeast infection
>>553465276
Oh, I see you're a retarded summerfag. Carry on.
>>553455930
>I'm on summer vacation and my slow PC is really bugging me, in exchange, tits
Throw your computer out the window and buy a new one, once they get slow there is nothing you can do to fix it.
>>553465432
The word of the day is projection. Your angst will dissapate after puberty snowflake.
>>553455828
>>553455898
fucking mexicans
anhero
>>553465387
Don't be stupid nobody gives a fuck, seriously.
>>553443638
>How to be a Nigger
We were lead to believe there would be a "how to" on being a nigger... please provide.
>>553465540
>what stupid people think
>>553460993
step one: dont be japanese
>>553455642
I did the first one. Knocks you right the fuck out, just like a really big head rush without the shitty sick feeling. Did it in front of my bed so I could fall onto that when I passed out.
Shit was SO cash.
>>553455898
>>553457015
>>553457118
How to be an asshole that makes the world less comfortable except for niggers.
>>553466146
>.gif
do not trust
>>553466273
>>553466341
how can it be that easy
>>553462635
fuckging... fucking fuck...
BLACK MAGIC!!!
>>553465387
Fake and gay.
>hurr I used to be badass LSD chemist
>breaking bad-esque story
>"timestamp's a little off" = I don't have proof but trust me brah
>humblebrag about sweet do-nothing life
>actual do-nothing life consists of living in mother's basement and making up stories on the Internet
>2/10 shit effort
>>553462553
>>553460290
Where's this from?
Got an ankle monitor?
>Put foot in microwave for 2 seconds. No longer otherwise serious nerve damage will occur
>Cut strap, remove, place in freezer bag and flush down toilet
>Run to mehico border
>>553459272
you forgot to remove the small print
nice try, sounded legit but 2/10 epic fail
>>553466608
>.jpg
do not trust
>>553465751
>almost millionaire former lsd chemist
>no opsec
>>553443638
Are you fucking serious
Pinging always works but fuck.
http://sourceforge.net/projects/loic/
>>553464870
Jesus...
>>553445949
Don't do that shit. It makes mustard gas which can KILL you.
>>553467946
Shit man I wouldn't wanna die during suicide, thanks.
>>553465431
What is a condom nigger?
>>553464870
How does the deer come to meet you
>>553455192
Nail polish and ice water
>>553460023
thieve
>>553455192
Score the glass first and don't use fire or string just boil water and set the glass in there for one minute then run cold tap water over it immidiatley after you take it out of the boiling water.
works every time and now i have some nice drinking glasses to use for free99
tl:dr: score the glass first.
Get a metal can or glass
>(dont use plastic!)
Add Styrofoam
Pour lower octane gas over the styrofoam
and let it melt into a gel type liquid.
You've just made what's know as NAPALM -B
>the - B is because all it's missing the Benzene
Water boils at 100c Napalm-b can burn longer than 5mins and reach temps of 1000c
>dont breathe the smoke but sometime you need to melt things at extreme high heat and leave no trace.
>>553465169
how about you send me £500 and we'll call it quits
>>553468520
god damn I'll just save my money and get some barf bags
>>553459857
or you can pee around the container and it filters it.
>>553454321
Thats exactly like this Necro song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSYCh0NuBuY&feature=kp
>>553454479
This requires you to be pretty strong. basically, stronger than the people you want to kill. may as well just grab any old heavy object and fling it at him
>>553467758
>http://sourceforge.net/projects/loic/
>Posts LOIC
>Thinking LOIC is good
Holy shit.
>>553458723
electronics pls
>>553466179
i live in this street, lol
>>553455642
I did the first one once when I was a kid by accident and hit my head off a door.
3/10 not fun
>>553455930
Install Gentoo
>>553469189
neckbeard apple hipsters probably do this
good advice duck is good
>>553457943
too true, man
>>553470643
>>553470540
>>553470329
>>553470242
fuck off with this 9fag tier shit
>>553470856
stop shitposting faggot
>>553470857
psh
HAY LUK GAIZ 4CHINS4LYFE
>>553470960
OH THE IRONY
>>553460023
Weapons
>>553444808
Locksmith here, on locks like this, you can usually just hit them once or twice with a hammer and it will pop the lock mechanism. It easier and faster.
>>553471067
Seriously you are not even worth being cancer, no, you are fucking AIDS. Even though you're trolling, you're doing it on fucking 9fag level. Now take a cactus and shove it up your anus, you imprudent dimwit.
>>553471252
holy shit faggot defending /b/ is like defending shit in a sewer
>>553471340
these are fucking pathetic.
Just stop.
>>553471340
I'm not even fucking defending /b/
It has pulled me into an inevitable loophole filled with diarrhea. I can't escape.
The thing is that you're an annoying cunt and even too low for /b/