65 decides which one I kill and how I kill it. Go.

>>553332108
iphone
masturbate, cum on it, then put it in the microwave, turn it on, let the cum melt on the iphone, take it out, shit on it, throw it outside the window, then drive over it with your car or bike, pick it up, jizz on it, put it back in the box, and send it to apple support sayin the screen is broken

>>553332108
iPhone
Run it over and post results.

>>553333020

reroll for that guy.

>>553333020
rollin

S5

put it in your butt then pee on it and give it to a homeless man (but keep it in the box so he doesn't know until he opens it)

>>553333020
reroll

>>553333164
oohhh SHIT!

>>553333020
rerolling for myself

>>553333164
>>553333264

so close

>>553333264
close one, but he wants to destroy it you faggot

Fuck it

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>>553333264
sO CLOSE

Shove the galaxy up your butt

>>553333020
rerolling for myself again
If op delivers epic thread will be epic
however knowing a long line of predecessor op's will make me a non believer

>>553333020
reroll

iphone - pinata

Eat the galaxy s5

>>553333264
this.

>>553333020
rolling for this

>>553333586

refuckingroll

>>553332108
le EPIK re-roel XD

Shit on it and then flush it after smashing the screen.

>>553333765
thanks for the winrar mate

>>553333705
rerolling again.

cover the galaxy 3 in gasoline or something flammable, light it on fire, then beat the living shit out of it with something

>>553333765

OH SHIT

>>553333765
winner nigger

>>553332108
Htc. Microwave for 10 mins

S5. Hammer.

>>553333333
>don't mind me, just being a newfag

>>553333765
winrar, payup nigger

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The Moto X, cut the fucker in half with a hatchet.

>>553333765
I bet OP is a fag and won't do it

>>553333765
winrar

The iphone is obviously the one to be deemed unfit and purged.

Smear it with shit and then ejaculate on it, then set it to play this montage of Steve Jobs getting pissed :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-oIL9cLHDc as you microwave it.

Moto X. Use blender, hammer, bricks and then run your dick through the broken glass.

>>553332108

Please for the love of god destroy the iphone, throw it at at a wall at high speed then take a hammer to it. When you're done, take a shit on it.

>>553333765
waiting for op to deliver

write /b with a knife on it, then drop it on the floor, show it, then put a mayo on it and put it into microwave for 20 secs, show it. if its still workin, cook it on a pan with cover on, show it again

>>553334127
rerolan

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>>553332108
kapped this for keks

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>>553333765
OP here with dynamic IP. Sorry moot.

Will commence.
But first, let's throw it on the ground.

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>>553333765
>>553333020

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op payup faggot

>>553334420
we better get to see your cock. :3

>>553334420
I like that idea, let the cum seep into the cracks before microwaving

epic thread commencing

>>553332108
Kill the Iphone
>Buy circular saw
>make sure is extreme quality
>use it to cut into pieces
>microwave for 99:99 in backyard
>shit on whatever's left

>>553334659
Why the fuck is this a .gif?

>>553333020
Didn't even see this. Welp, okay, go on!

>>553334904

Tard don't know files

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>>553334420
HERE WE GO

>>553334978
it's fine mate, everyone makes misstakes

In the meanwhile we gotta keep this thread alive while op makes delivers

>>553333020

Brilliant!

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Threw it. It's almost dead already. Screen turns on when I connect it. But no home button. Time to cum on this piece.

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>>553333765

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bump

>>553335245
Crikey

>>553335245
Oh shit here we go

>>553335245
Interesting, OP is actually delivering! this is only going to get more and more epic!

For now, OP is a pretty cool guy, now keep the thread alive while he will play whack a mole with his own trouser snake

>>553333020
This

>>553335245
Holy shit how fucking hard did you trow it?

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>>553335245

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>>553335245
Cannot wait for the next event

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You know what, as the guy who won the roll thanks to a nice anon, i'll dump a couple epic threads, maybe someday this thread will be in the middle of one of those epic threads thread

in that case, posting in epic bread

>>553335429
He threw it on the ground hard like that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

>>553335648
Lel'd

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this is one of my favorite epic threads

>>553335805
God their music really is terrible isn't it/

C'mon OP

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For those of you just coming in this thread, I had a winrar, now OP is whacking it and soon there'll be a picture of cum on an iphone

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FAP

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>>553336558
well i usually just sit down for an hour

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>>553336558
Then let's give him some material!

>>553336558

I hope the tard shows his dick, and i hope it's not black

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>>553336792

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OP, need some material to fap to?

>>553336792
his hand is white u fcking pleb
>>553334420

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Done

>>553337093

plz send more of these

sauce?

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I just found this gif

>>553337298
oh lawd here we go

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>>553337298
Well done sir

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>>553337298

>>553337298

take a knife and spread it out then put it in the microwave

>>553337349
top kek

>>553337298
Oh here comes the microwave part!

Please do it safely OP, if possible in the backyard, we wouldn't want you to get hurt before full dump
-dump- hue

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>>553337298
you know what to do next

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>>553337298
Here we go...

>>553337298
Microwave now muh niggah

>>553337663
how many cocks reaction faces do you have?

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>>553337625

>>553337743
2

>>553336772
haha wtf

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>>553337298

S5, shit on it and microwave it.

SIII is good, X is good, One s sexy, and iPhone seems better than new Samshit.

>>553337856
holy shit, does someone have a slowpoke for this guy?

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>>553337298
this

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>>553337856
You are wayyyyyy behind, boy.

>>553337938

They'll be here in an hour

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>>553337625
30 secs

>>553338027
kek

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>>553338074

>>553338074
Send a message to that phone

>nerve gas

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>>553336002
Stale ass copypasta
dat captcha

>>553337809
Here we see an apple fanboi in his natural habitat.
If you can see closely he is very protective of his young phone
However this kind of species is a unique kind of animal, for they don't just protect their own young phones, but in fact all young iphones.

All the way at the top we see an android predator, ready to destroy the iphone young
You can see the op and poster teaming up to make it so destroying the iphone and therefore destroying the fanboy.

The fanboi, upon noticing can't hold in his tears and starts crying for the only thing that will comfort him at that time
3 cocks in his ass, 2 in the mouth

>>553338074
that phone can be radioactive due to the heat that the microwave produces, be very careful

>>553338451
Why do you have to ruin things

>>553338451

Who cares

>>553335648
>>553335793
>>553336002
>>553336119
>>553336207
>>553336324
>>553336508
>>553336697

an epic thread tread inside a epic thead!?
Holly Shit this is the most awesome thing i saw in my LIFE!

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>>553338074
No real visual damage besides under the screen. Some parts popped off. It sparked up like hell, though.

>>553338451
Who cares?

>>553338703
Once more, my son! AGAIN!

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>>553338703
Time for da poopoo

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dis gettin interesting

>>553338703
PUT BACK IN FOR 20 MINUTES

>>553338703
PIC IN MICROWAVE

>>553338703
I don't know why it's a weird gravelly substance. I don't know what that is but I'm afraid to touch it. I ran it under water.

>>553338639
Well i've been having a really shitty week, and came upon this thread, then saw this OP, figured i'd give it a try, then op delivered the first pic, and i'm having the best week this year!
So i decided to help OP not getting his thread 404'd

>>553338847
no, it's not gettin interesting, it's been interesting for 20 minutes now

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>>553338703

>>553333020
this pls

>>553338451
Yeah, right, because microwaves produce radiations...

Why does steaks or popcorn don't glow in the dark once microwaved ?

I bet you can't answer that simple question.
Retard.

destroy the korean piece of shit

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>>553332108
>>553334420
>>553335245
>>553337298
>>553338074
>>553338703


OP IS DELIVERIN'

>>553338949
I have that hat.

Is someone screenshotting this already?

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>>553338415
Here we see a newfag not in it's natural habitat.
If you can see closely, he is very autistic
However, this kind of species is unique. They will try to fit in by using un-funny pastas and jokes.

>eternal summer

Dude, fuck your scam. That shit is going on your credit report. Futhermore the guy who sold you those phones is gonna eat a fat paycheck deduction

You niggers and white trashed ruined my industry to make what? A whopping $2500. Your a peice of shit op and I hope you die.

>me and op and the only ones who get it.

>>553337298
jesus, your semen looks like glue, thats some thick shit, get it looked OP

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I smeared it around for maximum performance. You're welcome

>>553339491
Kek

>>553338703
BRING ON THE SHIT

>>553339719
lol

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>>553339719

>its definitely not nutella

>>553339719
I got a strong feeling that isn't shit but chocolate spread or nutella or something

>>553339719

Thats chokolate retard

>>553339719
b-b-b-but op. thats nutella

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>>553339719
dafuq is that chocolate icing

>>553339719
That's nutella spread surely?

>>553339719
This is clearly Nutella or some similar shit.

OP IS A FAGGOT

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>>553339719

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>>553339719
Nigga that's nutella, shit like a normal human being you faggot

>>553339719
you think we're fucking stupid don't you?

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>>553337298
You had my attention. Now you have my curiosity

>>553339719
how do you "smear" shit?

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>>553339829
ughh your right
OP's a faggot

>>553339513
>>553339719

that's not semen and this is not shit
I KNOW SEMEN AND SHIT WHEN I LOOK AT THEM

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>>553339719

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>>553340026
>>553339989
>>553339943
>>553339917
>>553339880
>>553339868
>>553339831
>>553339829
Summer is here, I can smell it in the air

>>553340156
faggot

>>553340149
Beat me to it

>>553339943
>>553339917
And all the others because I'm on mobile

I already came on it, put it in the microwave, etc. What reason would I have not to shit on it? You shit and smear it around on something. It has the consistency of chocolate. But if you don't believe me, I'll dookie right on top of it and take a pic because you people are ungrateful.

>>553340156
I bet you know semen VERY WELL, as for shit, well, you're a faggot, you know these things.

>>553332108
Insert Iphone in anus

>>553340297
do it.
except shit is more solid

>>553339719

OP this is chocolate.

But I can forgive you if you do something do make things better.

Not everyone can shit as one wants.

>>553340297
Do it faggot

>>553340297
Do it maine

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>>553339719
and this was going so well...

>>553340297
no, that's fucking chocolate retard.

iPhone in the ass.

>>553340297
If this is actually your shit, get it checked by specialists, FAST, because you're gonna die a slow and painful death because of your butt cancer.

>>553340297
It's fucking nutella. Even a retarded child could tell

>>553340297
how do you know it has the consistency of chocolate?

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>>553340224

>>553340297
the cum is mayonnaise and water
faggot

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>>553339719
if you cant take a shit you better induce vomit on it or something you lying son of a bitch

>>553340575
>by specialists
I mean by experts godamnit.

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>>553340156

I do think we gotta give OP some slack, i mean not everyone can shit on command

>>553341003
Casual detected

>>553341003
You can if you're a real man

>>553341003
fuck off cunt.

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Hey OP! Look goyim, we have the same shit! I even put it on a plate! I swear it's shit and nothing else! :^)

>>553341003
And I can't shit twice. Nor will I get shitty hands again. So, if you kids are gonna be like this to the first OP to deliver in years, I'm out. Or you can be happy with my chocolate looking dump.

>>553341003
don't you have school activities to do?

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>>553341003

>>553341334
At least throw some nuts or corn in there
Starting to doubt that was real cum too

>>553341334
Im cool with it OP. Get back to it.

>>553341095
>>553341172
>>553341221
>>553341371
>>553341401
Oh no, some people are angry with me on the internet, i think i'm gonna cry

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>>553341003
Okay.

Here's some slack:

OP DON'T BE A FAGGOT AND DELIVAR WHAT YOU PROMISED

If you lie once again I promise anoymus will come to your house and shit on your face, in the pic related this is the anon I'm sending you if you dare lie to us again.

>>553341334
calm your panties

>>553341334
Very well OP, we will accept the nutella. Please proceed with throwing out the window.

>>553341334
You are a faggot, but continue with
>>553333020

>>553341003
>>553341280
nice try shilling

>>553341553
Sure as hell not gonna shit yourself

>>553341334
>first OP to deliver in years
>in years
lol

>>553341334
You didn't shit the first time but eh, carry on

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>>553341334

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>>553341553
Not angry, you are just filthy casual. Say something sympathetic, prepare for insults.

>>553341334
>the first OP to deliver in years

Doublefaggot

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>>553341334

>>553341553
Calm down my casual friend

>>553341334
oh, no, please, continue, we are having fun, don't stop, we miss you, its nice, we like you, please stay, we'll be nice, ......

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OP confirmed for massive faggot
everyone go home

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>>553341334
>implying your the only op to deliver in years

>>553342223
beat me to it

>>553342223
Story?

>>553342223
sauce on this? I missed this amazing act of kindness

>>553342223
Context?

>>553342197
OP is an uber faggot from the stone age thinking /b/ is stoopid enough to fall in his b8.

Fuck you OP, we no fishes, we don't take b8s that are so poorly manufactered.

>>553342719
but ya did and all the proof was in the thread

i'm beginning to think that he didn't microwave the phone

I'm beginning to think that he never had a phone.

I think OP bitched out because we were too mean to him

>>553342514
>>553342564
>>553342709
OP had a bottle of chardinay (however its spelled) a wooden bird a toothbrush and a pack of salmon we rolled first thing was cumming on the bird and sticking the tooth brush up his ass using salmon as lube second was popping the cork off into his balls third was throwing the bottle at his fridge (didnt break the bottle but dinted the fridge) last one was throwing the bottle at his cars windshield he said he didnt have a car so he picked his neighbors

>>553339719
NOSES

>>553342832
No shit sherlock.

I don't even think he broke it, must have been an old broken iphone of his.

Or maybe it's got something to do with this:

>>553339503

>>553342514
>>553342564
>>553342971

here's the archive
http://4archive.org/b/res/552494959
the youtube videos have since been taken down

>>553342961
No, OP was a faggot attention seeker, he got what he was looking for but wasn't man enough to deliver, so he pussed out.

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>>553341334

>>553343102
gee i wonder why the iphone is the oldest phone of all the ones he had

>>553342709
>>553343205
meant to quote him

>>553343205
that was amazing! thanks based anon!

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never forget the day op almost delivered.

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Okay, time to abandon thread, get out of this thread you summerfags there is nothing to see here but a lying attention seeking autist and a bunch of faggots waiting forevar for OP to deliver.

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>>553344272
>better pic of the day OP got our hopes up

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well done op

>>553334420
That's not an iPhone, that's an iPod touch you fucking pleb

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>>553344272
>>553344781
Dude, if you didn't sage I sure wouldn't know it was you SD97hn2e who took the screeshots and then uploaded them as heaven.
Pic related: it's (you) you summerfag

>>553336207
this is /b/ when someone from /v/ enters