Hey murrica, Germany reporting in, how does it feel to get raped?
Wowwwww America...... please
>implying deaths represent combat effectiveness.
>implying us didnt neutralize the japanese army, which was more dangerous than the german army.
>implying nukes didnt stop the war.
>implying russia wasnt a bunch of jews that framed the axis for the holocaust in the name of communism.
>implying germany wasnt raped for generations with communism after the war.
Your seriously retarded, america equipped the soviets so they can put up a defense on the eastern front. If it wasn't for that they would of been overrun. Go read about how U.S. cargo ships set up the largest supply route in the history of warfare to aide the soviets and the brits. Sure russian man power was used, better them than any american G.I.
>german asking american how does it feel to get raped
is this nigger serious or what?
The Action of 6 June 1942 was a single ship action fought during World War II. The German raider Stier encountered and sank the American liberty ship SS Stanvac Calcutta while cruising in the South Atlantic Ocean off Brazil.
No we RAPE you at any other sport. You guys barely won and we almost tied it in the end. And I remember the last time we faced in the world cup 2002 you needed all the help from the referee to beat us 1-0. Play us basketball the score would be U.S. 140 to Germany 60. Master race my ass lol
crawliiiiiiiingg in muh skiiiiiin when i get home i'll be forever hobooo
Thanks for losing, dipshits. Everybody is going nuts over here with their shitty fucking horns. Someone even started some fireworks.
I hate those fucking monkey idiots and this fucking imbecile sport.
It's nice to be important!
But it's more important to be nice!
ja nee also 1:0 is nu wirklich keine vergewaltigung, eher ein knapper aber solider sieg. so viel sachlichkeit muss sein, echt jetzt.
ausserdem solariumgegerbte fussballschwuchtel.
This. And soon we will twist your pussies into knots and be even better at falling down and grabbing or faces and knees in a bitch ass attempt to get an advantage. Look, world! We are soccerballing!
>Implying you people caring about football , not realizing that their government is passing law after law behind their backs while they cheer after a leather-ball arent total plebs
Learn somr history, kiddo.
>Southern insurgents known as Viet Cong, or VC.
>Northern military known as NVA, or PAVN, or VPA
Death totals don't count for much either, considering how much the US fibbed about daily firefights and how most Vietnamese casualties probably came from bombings and good ol' atrocities.
dont know how that non got in there, my north American education fucks up my typing. should read.
BTW congrats on achieving 74 percent reliance on solar and wind power you magnificent futuristic kraut bastard.
>implying we 'Murcians give two shits about our 4th or 5th most popular sport
Well OP, I didn't like how we lost, but at least we don't have to teach our children in history is how all we've done is fucked up the world and lost wars
Besides russia rapes better just ask your grandma
You assume that futball (or whatever you Nazi buttfucks call it) isn.t played by the most effeminate, lowest, weakest tier of American society. We save our atheletes for real sports that allow for contact and competition.
So,Nazi boys...we all know soccer is basically gay as fuck...so you score one goal and we still advance? Jesus...you kraut bastards are fucking pathetic. Can't win a world war, can't knock us out of a girly soccer competition...all you are good for is gassing jews...and you even screwed that shit up.
Literally every single post in this thread is annoying.
>name any other sport
Aw thats not the "winner" ideology I expected. Are you already accepting defeat forever? You guys invented handegg and call it "world championship"... thats what I call delusional shit.
And y'all played absolutely zero roles. Shut up and do something for yourselves rather than rambling on about how great something is that has absolutely nothing to do with you
>winning even when we lose
Fuck we are so based
USA fag in here,
germany fairly won. dunno all this rage in this thread.
we all love german cars in the US and what we have here ? McDonalds and fat ppl.
btw our president is a NIGGER !!!!
Sad but true.
You studied the classics, rite?
Oh look, more banter about children's games.
Yep, we got soccer here too. Our kids love it.
As for real sports... we prefer something with a pulse like football, hockey and basketball.
Good match Germany. Murrica here we are moving up as well. World Cup been around 84 years started in 1930. As the new kids on the block I am happy with my club. Only winning by 1 goal is not a lot to brag about better get your A game on. Again grats on your win!!
You guys barely beat us at a game we care nothing about. Even when America doesn't care or try, the rest of the world can barely keep up. Nice try foreignfags, but you're still 2nd best.
american reporting in
at least their country doesn't dwell on the past and brainwash children to assume entire countries are harboring terrorists and therefore it is okay to drone women and children on that assumption alone
The pic OP chose.. isn't that from Rammstein?
When Rammstein first debuted in the US I thought Du Haust was the shit. Bought the CD and everything. Looked up the lyrics and they are about homosexuality and fucking their siblings.
Those Germans rape people all right.. little boys. Smh
>implying this hard
almost rustled my jimmies
who the fuck cares about the past faggot, you americans are so dumb and brainwashed. what matters is yourself. And the difference between YOU and me is that I'm a whole man. The foreskin feels amazing during sex
damnit so many butthurt amerifats in here
in moments like this I'm really proud to be german
>implying us didnt neutralize the japanese army, which was more dangerous than the german army.
- There's some japanese planes coming at Pearl Harbor
- Great, now that's a cool excuse to test it on humans,
USA! USA! USA!
God Bless these United States!
Idc that we lost - we're still in it. I bleed red, white and blue and shit Patriotism before I go to be. My Constitution is ratified and gives me arms to bear and shoot in celebration.
Deutschland/Allemagne may have won the game, but they won't be with us in the finals
Team America, Fuck Yeah!
i am really happy to know that my great grand father send many of Nazis German scum to hell he used to tell me the shit he did to them he leaved a long life died 95 years old . how does it feel that he sent your grandparents to hell ???
Mostly yes. But look at all the activism that's going on. Cutfags who hate to be cut. but no one hates to be an unmutilated full man. But IF you do then you can still get the most pleasureable parts of your penis snapped off.
was zum.... das ist NICHT das Bild das ich gepostet habe O_o
<-- pic related
I have been to Germany 6 times and loved it, my family is from there. I have lived in America 24 years otherwise....you have no idea how horrible it is to live here with these people
Sorry man, I can't really hear you over all of this FREEDOM. You probably wouldn't know about that though.
>implying equivalence kek
>less than a million Vietnamese in over 10 years
>krauts murdered over ten million innocents in 5 years
>no cattle cars full of crying Vietnamese children
>no arbeit macht frei
>no zyklon b
where are you from, originally? did you learn proper german language?
and I can imagine how it is to live inbetween mindless amerifats...
The next big freedumm thing that will happen is the jews getting rid of net neutrality.
I can't hear you over the moaning of the girl enjoying the pleasureable foreskin sliding effect and myself
doesn't mean that it wouldn't feel better if you were intact :)
I just wanna dance in London
Just give me one night and a foreskin
European girls don't like mutilated jeeeeew coocks
I just wanna dance in Foreskindon
Just give me one night and a foreskin
Americans are mutilated for her pleaaasure
mutilated for her pleeeeaaasure :)
My grandpa once told me a story that he and his squad captured a american soldier who pissed himself and was crying all the time whilst screaming for his mother and after a time they got so disgusted about what a bitch he was they let him go
>Implying that the US could ever get past such Oscar worthy diving performance that is the German national team.
Germans are faggot footballers, real men like Dempsey get kicked in the face, and play on with a broken nose.
Enjoy the remainer of your diving tournament germany
I can feel the jealous hatred coming off each post.
>running while holding a pig skin egg gettin beaten in the head to brain damage level
that shit was just an aftermath of the main event.
hitler being defeated was the real victory, and that was made by russians, patton was butthurt as fuck because russians entered berlin first and blasted hitler´s forces
but you sure dont going to believe shit because of the nationalist shitty schoolar system you have, that always try focus on make dipshits and rednecks like yourself to love america and deny the truth. even if its in front of your eyes.
>having government spy on you 24/7
>not being allowed to drink until 21
>not being able just to walk down the street in a city without being harassed
>cops known for beating up random people for nearly no reason
>being afraid to be shot by random strangers because you DON'T carry a gun to 'defend yourself'
>calling this "FREEDOM"
nope thanks, I'd rather stay in germany where I'm actually able to do what the fuck I want, where the fuck I want as long as I follow some basic laws
You're robably not even in Germany you fag, let alone watch any football except the world cup. USA moves on as well, and where I was tonight most of us weren't that happy about beating a shit country 1:0.
and look who has returned yet again after being gang banged twice in one century...germany...try and say americans are on top, just try, oh don't forget about our multi trillion dollar debts
>They're just watching porn with me. Go ahead gov't do your worse :)
>We can't buy it till 21, doesn't stop us from drinking it b/c freedoms
>this is only if your a cute girl, I'm a decent looking guy and don't get harassed while walking down the street
>cops are dicks - I'll agree.
>Implying I don't carry a gun...in America...
>I pronounce it 'Liberty'
At least the German language sounds pretty cool
Wrong again, before the Paris peace accord america was bombing both the North Vietnamese capital and their most major port city, North Vietnam agreed to come to the peace accord if we stopped bombing them, we did and then later a peace treaty was signed stating that for every bullet/helicopter/??? South Vietnam lost, we would supply them with another, and that if N.V invaded S.V we would aid South Vietnam. Later the democrats won the majority in congress, and when N.V did invade S.V they refused to send help
America didn't lose the Vietnam war, South Vietnam did because american liberals fucked them in the ass
>It is terrible, everyone is so arrogant about their stupidity, it is enraging.
and exactly that's the main reason why I don't want to visit your country.
you've got wonderful land, but terrible people living on it (with some few exceptions, of course)
I don't mind stupid people, but I fuckin despise arrogant stupid people.
What gives a government the ability to tell me what I can and can not do? This seriously pisses me off. On the most basic of levels, it's another person denying me the ability to do something. What gives them the right to tell me what I can put in my body? What gives them the right to not let me build a shed in my back yard, or let the grass grow? What gives a man the right to give me the death penalty, and kill me? Why is it legal for the government to murder, incarcerate, or fine people simply because they are the 'government'? In my opinion, a government should exist only to deal with other countries. It should not CONTROL it's people. Anyone else agree?
So you're that aware of the situation to invade Japan and the loss of life on both sides?
Damn you must have ACTUALLY been there when they had deep discussions on nuking vs invading and using all points of logic to make a conclusion.
>In my opinion, a government should exist only to deal with other countries. It should not CONTROL it's people.
I completely agree with you
I am on Facebook all day long watching people use worlds like hypocritical and ignorant wrong. It's so hard to make friends because everyone thinks I am arrogant when I correct them...LOL. If I learn better German and acquire a trade you think I can emigrate easily? Maybe marry a German?
his hand barely grazed his face, lol
In all honestly Muller deserved a red card, headbutt, and bite for that dive. The German National team is single handedly killing football with their faggotry
When have I ever consented to a government being able to rule me, just to 'guarantee my rights'? As far as I see it, that's a fucking joke. America is using the Social Contract to its advantage, knowing that the average American will believe that the less rights they have, the more 'protected' they are. They'll cry 'much freedoms' when the government collects all of their phone and internet records. They think Big Brother is watching out for terrorism, but in reality, it's as if every American is a potential terrorist and guilty until proven innocent. It's like a warrant without consent. In the legal system, you need a warrant and reasonable suspicion to be allowed to search their home, care, belongings etc. but because the program is about fighting 'terrorism' it isn't questioned, even if their rights are violated.
>kicked your ass
I'd like you to know, the allies would have been destroyed if it weren't for Hitler ignoring his generals. Hitler being an idiot is the only, only reason we even had a chance.
>Implying US govt is spying on you Germans too (cue Verizon news today)
>harassed by whom? never encounter this
>nah not random people, random black males
>you lost me at "DON'T carry a gun"
>Until you walk the street, see and cheer as police do a routine nigger beating while pleasuring yourself from the feel of the cold steel of freedom in your holster with one hand and eating a free(dom) range pork McRib with the other, all the while being being observed by another American massaging his gun and eating his McRib at the NSA as the Star-Spangled Banner plays on repeat in overture, until you've done all this, you've never tasted freedom.
if you're good at a specific job, then it's pretty easy to get german citizenship. or if you marry a german woman.
to get socially accepted it's important that you don't act arrogant (like stupid americans do), but open/accepting. many people here think that americans are pretty cool people (mostly because they never had to deal with the retarded stupidity of some annoying americunts, but know your country mainly from television).
most people in germany speak more or less good english, or are able to understand it, at least. you'll learn the language pretty quickly if you are here and have a bunch of guys to hang out with.
please don't take offense how I talk about the usa, it's nothing personal against you
and you don't understand the difference between 'manage' and 'control'
a government should manage it's country, NOT control every single citizen
you're still saying the situation would be different if it was you. but it wasn't, because you have no skill other than posting on 4chan from a basement, which you are not very good at
To be fair, he also said he's in Florida,which - like your Auschwitz, is where the old Jews go to die. Perhaps only Mississippi or Alabama are stupider than Florida, but nobody in the US matches Florida for crazy.
The Social Contract also states when the people as a collective feel as though the government is oppressive they have a right to revolutionize and change it - this is the theory behind all the great revolutions in history. Don't quote the Contract on that, quote me.
Also you consent to it by being a citizen in the U.S.
America isn't using it to their advantage - not enough people care enough to do something about it. Actions speak louder than words and this NSA monitored chat between you and I isn't changing anything.
Jhesus, Anons. I mean, I understand every last one of you, regardless of where you are from, is a hopeless neckbeard who can only find self gratification in arbitrarily taking credit for what other people who share the same nationality/race/ethnicity have done...But this is getting old
damnit I fucking love german autobahns
it was the whether that defeated the Germans in Russia. Russia was on the verge of being totally annihilated by the Germans until they all got stuck.
Is that seriously what they taught you in America ?
>the Russians defended themselves just fine without us ?
>well.... they used our guns so there !
>America wins again !
>you're still saying the situation would be different if it was you.
of course it would be but that's not the point he unequivically dove when Pepe's hand grazed him. Pepe couldnt handle the faggotry and rightfully gave him a headbutt
I wonder all the time, why don't Americans care? Their rights are being taken away quietly and slowly. I guess they're too caught up being fed bullshit by FOX news or CNN, or whatever entertains them. I'm not even going to go into that, because we (hopefully) already understand the deception and propaganda that goes on there.
I don't think that's how consent works. That's like saying I consent to dying by someone running up to me and shooting me in the face. I still think the system is flawed.
And yes, America is using it to their advantage. I could go on and on and on
I'm glad you understand that anyone who thinks logically cant be an American.
Americas one of those countries that when they start losing they just smack all the pieces off the table and prance around like they won.