As the constitutionally elected, basement dwelling Black Ambassador to /b/, I am here to address any question or concerns that the community at large may have concerning, but not limited to:
Samuel L. Jackson
The office of the President of the United States would like to thank you for the opportunity to be addressed on your wonderful forum, and we wish you all a good day!
>captcha = native bioonar
Whatever floats your boat. Glad I could help.
Thank you anon!
Glad that you're happy! How are you today?
>Why are you so fat?
I work from home and I don't exercise.
>Why are your tits bigger than my girlfriend?
>Why do you choose to be nigger?
Penis, always winning at tag, etc etc.
Right back at ya anon!
You misspelled B-L-A-C-K-C-O-C-K. And hey, I respect you too!
I enjoy the challenge.
Thank you anon!
You're a good anon too! Thank you for your warm welcome. More ass just for you!
Is this some kind of new, funky sage? Heaemv?>>553283178
Do you type in nigga for the captcha?
I'm a straight married guy but fuck I would poke that ass with the fury of a thousand burning suns. You're ass is top. Gonna fap to it later, thanks OP you are the true bringer of happiness
Nawww. Crack kills bro.
It's hard to say. I assume that it's going through ups and downs like any other community. I care, but I can't do much about it so I don't concern myself.
>I don't feel oppressed, but I've always been a hard worker and have done really really well in my studies. It may be different for people without those qualities.
Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, posting on /b/ homey.
My Captcha was Saving Tyblaze
not from country where there are alot of niggers, how true are the stereotypes
>niggas love watermelon and fried chicken
>alot of cheating in relationship
>stealing is a fact on poorer folk(not only niggas)
>voted obama cos he was black and its cool to be minority now days
>pic semi related
Here ya go guys. I've fapped like 3 times today, I can only get a semi.
Yup, all the time when I take my shirt off at the beach.
Maybe I am. DUNDUNDUNNN
I have an average sized cock, so I'd assume so.
>niggas love watermelon and fried chicken
Everybody loves watermelon and fried chicken, but yes, that one is true.
>alot of cheating in relationship
Same as above.
Yeah, I grew up in the ghetto. Theft is very real and very prominent.
>I'd argue that most people that vote have little knowledge concerning politics. I know a lot of people that voted for him because he's a democrat, but also a lot that voted for him because he's black.
WE'RE IN THE CLEAR
BLACK AMBASSADOR 4 LYFE
Sorry, I'm hairy and my sharpies are covered in shit.
We should make a handshake and some gang signs to celebrate.
It literally just won't get hard. I tried watching some pron. If I get a random boner during the world cup I'll take a pic.
Mid 20s. I own a small IT business.
I like you too anon! You're quite snazzy yourself.
Sleep well anon!
True, but pimpin ain't easy.
You're welcome anon, and thanks for the compliment. Glad you're happy! Enjoy your fap.
Of course /b/ro!
Who's /b/ cheering for in the World Cup?
Being from Germany, I'd guess Germany.
But I'm not too much into soccer anyway.
Do you have a lot of white friends? Or black ones for that matter?
Are either of them roody poo-ish?
I'm enjoying a cup myself! Cheers
I had to google that acronym. Thanks for the laugh. But no, I'm straight.
They're a great team. If the USA loses, I'm cheering Germany on for the rest of the cup.
Niggas With Attitude? Hell yeah, I'm a gangsta.
Peace and chicken grease homie.
>Do you play NBA 2k14?
Nope! I might give it a try one day though.
>Do you hit the dank?
I've done it a few times, but naw, not on the regular.
>How often did you get asswhoopins.
Man, my mom and grandmother never whipped me, but my Dad used to beat the shit out of me. (Yeah, I know who my father is. Crazy right?)
I have a ton of white friends. Tons of black ones too. They're all pretty cool, but I do know a guy who's famous for getting drunk and vomiting on people. Hate that guy...
YEAH DAWG. BANGBANG
Our team does look a little clumsy today. If it's any consolation, I call it football too.
Serious question here. Im a white female and have always dated black men. (sorry boys I just like them) Every black man I have ever been with has told me black women are too arguementive and fake and such. Now I have dated a black women myself and found it not to be true. What is your take on it?
Apart from physiological differences, from your point of view, do you see any noticeable psychological differences between asians/whites/blacks?
If so do you think this is cultural/environmental or genetic?
lol tainted coal burner forever
no, we're sorry.
To be completely honest, half of the black girls that I've dated have been extremely argumentative, and the other half were completely submissive/chilled out. I've noticed that many younger black women seem to be heavily influenced by pop culture, and are very impressionable. The ones that are overly argumentative seem to have something to prove; it's like they're struggling to find an identity. I don't really deal with those types often. Also tits or GTFO.
No. We all suffer and we all want happiness. We just go about finding it in different ways- which seems to be partly due to cultural influence. I grew up with quite a few crack babies though, and they have mental illnesses associated with that sort of thing.
Yeah, my parents are still together. I have the utmost respect for my father. He's well educated, kind and a great role model all around. I don't plan on having children, but if I did (by accident), I wouldn't whip them.
Glad to hear that anon! Go out and enjoy yourself!
Dear free man of colour.
Explain to the average /b/fag, what's the difference between a black guy and a nigger.
Also, why the fuck aren't we honkeys allowed to say 'nigga' in a non insulting way.
PS. you're still a faggot
To me, a nigger is any black person that would harm someone else for personal gain- whether that gain be physical, mental or emotional. Simple as that.
I don't mind when white people say nigga or nigger for that matter. But quite a few black people still hold a grudge for slavery/jim crow. Some people can't let the past go.
Thank you basedfam. Stay based, much love. I don't mind backpack if it's good or catchy. I've been listening to lupe/chance the rapper a lot recently. Do they count as backpack?
Also, there are a lot of sick white rappers, doesn't matter if you sound good. I say DO YO THANG BOI.
There are a lot of Christian Baptists in the ghetto. Them niggas still go to KFC tho. I prefer Popeyes myself.
Admittedly, chubby white chicks give me a huge boner. I can't help it.
I think I'm straight, but I fap to trap threads on those really lonely nights. SOIDUNNOLOL
Thank you ma'am. Enjoy your stay.
I cant have kids.
Apparently to everyone else Im actually quite good looking.
I'm sorry you feel that way and am alo sorry your parents didn't teach you that it doesnt matter what color you are. There are white baby mommas with white kids to you know.
It's much nicer now that you're here anon!
I agree. I realized that I was a bit of a masochist at a young age. I was rock hard during most of my beatings.
All good, I have a pretty good library of rap saved. I love Jedi Mind Tricks, and once I got past Kendrick's cockiness I began to like him too. I'll have to check out Danny Brown.
Shit is more of a shade of brown isn't it? Maybe even blue if you have a Burger King Halloween Slurpy beforehand. Sorry for lying anon. This is now a shitbrown thread.
What do you think of Zwartepiet?
He's part of an old original Dutch tradition. Sinterklaas is an ancestor of your Santa Clause, a saint from Turkey.
Zwartepiet is his help, he is based on a lot of prejudices of the Dutch people a few hundred years ago. A large part of the Dutch black community thinks the whole concept of Zwartepiet is racist, while all the stories of his origin say otherwise. One story says he climbs through a chimney and that's why he's black, another story suggests Sinterklaas freed him from being a slave and Zwartepiet was so grateful he decided to stay with Sinterklaas out of free will. What do you think of this?
I'm not sure. Probably biological. My assumption is that in some way a large ass/wide hips somehow signifies that a woman is more fertile/will give birth easier. No idea why black guys love butts- myself included.
He sounds interesting, I'll have to read into it. I didn't even know that there were Black Dutch. If he represents the more negative aspects of a culture, I'm sure that people will find a reason to be offended. If not, it sounds like a cool story.
I think we'd all appreciate more tits.
I know what you mean, I like a lot of Midwest rappers for the same reason. Easy-e is definitely god tier though.
And then we rose again like a phoenix.
I'm sure we will. And if not, just remember. Whenever your bike is being stolen- I'll be there.
Crazy voodoo obviously.
Hey nigger don't come on my site again or you'll get memed to death next time. You fat sack of crap. You disgust me. How are you able to live your life the way you look? You are offensive to everyone who looks at you. The fact that I have to live on the same planet as a disgusting tub of lard like you makes me want to vomit uncontrollably. I am 6'4" and I can fuck any woman I want to. Can you even see your pathetic fat-covered dick? No I bet you can't. You think you are some kind of hero or something, being what the epitome of "neckbeard" is? Why don't you try going to the gym for once in your life? You will never meet a girl looking the way you do. I don't know how you haven't killed yourself yet.
wow, op & random bitch delivered in a single thread, you're magic man, if you're leaving, just give all of us some advice for a happy and successful life
OP is nothing more than a camwhore faggot.
OP is worse than the average attention whoring teeny bopping camslut because he thinks he is SPESCHUL SNOFLAK.
INB4 /b/ becomes overrun by actually obese basement dwelling neckbeards competing for ATTENSHUN and attempting to outvie one another for supremacy as /b/'s pet mascot.
Namefag, so i guess it was to be expected
Why did you kill Mia Heaven?
For a happy successful life? Hmmm. Two things. First off, watch out for the way you think. In almost every stressful or negative situation, we tend to think about things in a way that makes everything worse. Try some meditation too; you don't have to be a newagefaggot, but give it a shot and stick with it if it helps you. As for success, drop all the duress that society/family/friends place on you. Define success for yourself, and then go after it. Help others on the way if you can.
You got me. I'll start a furry thread after this to even everything out in the /b/ universe.
I did get hard for a sec after that one femanon posted tits, but I forgot to take a pic.
I dont have xrays and docs of my uterus.
Nice try but my face will NOT be goibg on./b/
Just look at how many white trash bitches with white kids dont have their significant others around or theyre locked up. No photo evidence needed.
Now I have a semi and can't go back to flaccid. It's like my brain is fucking with me or something.
If I was gay, I'd use it to get free shit (no pun intended). I would never work another day in my life.
Thanks anon! That was a great game. Ronaldo sealed it for us with that clutch goal vs Ghana.
Wanna suck em?
I hadn't heard of him before now, but holy shit, he's pretty funny.
I'm a huge Chicago Fire fan and I think they'll make the playoffs this year. I watch the Premier League too when I can catch a game. It's sort of hard though because of the time zone difference. I was a pretty big Manchester United fan back in the day too (please don't hate me).
For some reason I've always had a fat ass. Even when I was 6"0' 180lbs I had a budonkadonk and huge tits. Girls never seemed to mind though so I stopped worrying about it. We'd laugh about it and move on.
Game over mate, I thought u was all right until u mentioned Manure. Arsenal the only team to watch in the Premiership Don't know much about American soccer but you get some Great individual players over there Pele, Thierry Henry, Best, Beckenbauer, Bobby Moore and plenty more
ok why do black women take up the whole grocery line? like I had to move the barrier up and basically rudely move her forward to push my groceries toward the cashier while she just fucked around on her phone.
I knew that was coming, lmfao. If it helps, Manchester just always seemed to be playing when I tuned in to Premier. And they were winning, so I hopped on the bandwagon. I don't like them very much now that I've seen other teams play. And yeah, Arsenal is great.
No clue, but I've been in similar situations and it's pretty annoying. I don't think that people are trying to be dicks on purpose, they just don't realize that they're causing others inconvenience. Then again, maybe some people are just dicks.
Fuck that nigga, and anyone else that shaves their chest on a regular basis.
This thread is good, and you should feel good.
>I'm gonna go take a shower
> If the thread is still here when I get back
Nigger no chance by the time water can get around you will 4chan even be in existence, where the fuck do you find that much water anyways you fat jiggly disgusting pencil dick nigger
You seem like a kind man OP, it's the inside that matters. But all those people complementing you on your looks baffles me. I don't find you attractive at all. I'm just saying this for the balance.
My spread ass looks like a 10 cthulhu orgy. No one could get off to it, not even /b/.
What kinda school do you go to and where the fuck do I sign up?
Big ass lake next to my city. Gotta love the First World.
It baffles me too anon.
WHERE DA WHITE WIMINZ @
why aren't all black guys on /b/ as based as you OP whenever there is a black dude in a thread he's usually defending the actions of niggers and telling us how racist we are and that "white folks do it too"
mfw I got out of the shower and forgot to wash out my dirt. My dad was like "WTF, Why is your dirt blue?". He'll never know what happened to his sharpies. Hueheuehueheue
Nope! Not even close.
Well, as the constitutionally elected black ambassador to /b/, I have to hold myself to a higher standard of conduct than your average negro American. I am the absolute apex of physical and mental perfectioYOWHEREDAWHITEWIMINZATFUHREALTHO.
No but really, they don't pay enough tribute to the Based God. TYBG. Fuck my tits Based God. Fuck my bitch based god.
I'm David, but I see the resemblance.
OP I need you to recreate this pose. may you live forever alongside the arch magus and we all shall bask in your glory.
yeah right, op is antwon. proof is in the pudding he's too wavy 4 his own good
I did it. BEHOLD MY ERECT COCK IN ALL IT'S GLORY. It's blurry because it's radiating pure nuclear energy.
I'm not worthy. That throne is for the magus and the magus alone.
Ok, I might do it. Let me think this over.
I'm going back to /x/ after this. Unless /bx/ returns I won't be back. Plus someone called me a camwhore and hurt my feelings sadface.
>Ok, I might do it. Let me think this over.
I won't be able to sleep at night until that big brown eye is staring me in the face... glorious cock btw glad you were able to capture it's glory
Alright here you go.
I can't thing of a genre of traditional porn that I'm not into. So hell yeah.
I've gotta go /b/ros, love y'all. Ambassador signing out.
Thanks op. Great thread. You asshole made me puke in my mouth but I had a good laugh. Come back to /b/ sometime. We need more threads like this. You should be a proud basement dwelling black ambassador