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>Post ending in 69 gets 4chan as their personal army

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>Post ending in 69 gets 4chan as their personal army
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fuck it why not
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>>553210750
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk5Lwmgx0fM troll this video with comments relating to how baf the singing is
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>>553210750
bump
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>>553210750
come on guys bump
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>>553210750
bumpity bump bump
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>>553212568
so close
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>>553212702
and yet so far
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>>553210750
Am I the only person keeping this thread Alive?
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>>553210750
tick tock........
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>>553211819
>>553212012
>>553212338
>>553212568
>>553212702
>>553213047
Just because it says that does not mean we're going to do it samefag
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Roll
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>>553213416
*yawm Got any better insults, spanky?
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>>553213416
I'm down for it.
Could turn out to be an interesting thread.
there's potential here
> you tried. Now Gtfo new fag
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>>553210750
HAIL SATAN!
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>>553213821
damn a good moment to use sage....
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>>553213554
re-rolling
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Somebody go recruit from other threads and let's get this shit rolling
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A standing army would be perfect for the conquering of the tyranny of the states that have been united to oppress the common citizen
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>>553213821
Satan is evil.
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>>553214125
anarchy!
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Bump for intradast.
> 69 get
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>>553214420
>not a 69 get
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damn
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rolling on the river
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>>553214573
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Raid /mu/ with Nickleback
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if 69
then all of /b/ army goes to bed without fapping
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>>553214681
Is that..... Mr. Bear?
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No taxation without representation. May the internet be president of the United States
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720chan
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you all have to tell >>553215120 to kill himself
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>>553214812
Even if winrar, I don't see that happening. Too many porn addicts.
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>>553214830
OHHHHHHHHHH GRAB ME!
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roll roll roll the boat gently down the stream
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rolling like a god
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>>553211819
reroll
capcha: amignsb assimilates
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Now
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>>553214361
reroll
>70 get
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>>553215363
that's a 63 get you dumbass
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Fight for the glory of 9gag
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>>553214950
single roll
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>>553210750
make chloe queen of /b/
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>>553214028
rolling once again
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>>553215479
9fag sucks
riddet sucks
your mom sucks
EvERYTHING SUCKS!!!!
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roll. i want to get Heaven's IP and discover who he really is. We can send him pizza's and stuff then!
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We raid a fur thread with toddlercon and lolicon.
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>>553215435
63 is the new 70.
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>>553210750
4chan army get
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Rolling 69 first try cause I'm boss as fuck.
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>>553210750
Oh I need this today
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>>553215637
type sage in the email box and to see who I am and post a reply with sage in the email field
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Fart on your mom's asshole
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>>553215637
Hi.
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Everyone email moot to get better janitors and mods
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Kick it
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>>553215637
reroll for justice

>>553215835
how do you get in every thread?? I want to know
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>>553215637
twist ending: you were Id: heaven the whole time
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>>553215610

How is 9th grade going?
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>>553215982
Rollin

This is me btw
I accidentally Saged
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Post Jurassic Park on /jp/
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Blah.
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>>553216141
What the fuck are you talking about? I graduated from highschool last year.
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>>553210750
We kill the prime minister of Malaysia
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Hope I win so 4chan can hack 4chan for me
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raid /out/ with /k/ material
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>>553216396
69 Almost get
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>>553215637
reroll
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Everyone, go to bed
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rolling cause I can
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>>553210750
> 69 GET

ITT: all participant anons are hereby ordered to send Bill O'Reilly like a bazillion e-mails about minorities.

>Mfw he goes on a rant about how pissed Americans are at minorities.
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Rollin'
69 get
you must sign this petition.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/legalize-rape-its-natural-occurrence-has-happened-thousands-years-and-should-not-be-stopped-law/1VRr2rmD
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>>553215718
rolling for this
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Give me games on steam!
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>>553216636
>newfag telling oldfags to go to bed
nice try mate
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>>553216776
Reroll
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>>553216265
>>553215982
>>553215872
>>553215835
>>553215257

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for a month and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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right here man
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Post pics of shrek in /a/
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There is no 69
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>>553216854
GET A JOB AND BUY THE GAMES YOURSELF FAGGOT!
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>>553210750

For the glory of Le9reddit
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Rollie pollie Ollie
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>>553217010

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>553216776
REROLL, SWAG.
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>>553217139
Timmins, stfu. I'm saving money.
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>>553210750
Rawl
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Shameless reroll
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>>553217257
GET SOME ORIGINALITY FOR FUCKS SAKE. I HAVE SEEN THAT BULLSHIT STORY COPIED HERE FOR YEARS!
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fucking give it to me!
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reroll
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>>553210750
i is winere
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>>553216776
I need this. Reroll.
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>>553217442
NO.
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>>553217468
So close
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>>553217468
heh
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Am I the 7?
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>>553217550
Please get.
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I'm not interested
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r/nofap with porn

69 get
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>>553217627
LUCK HAS GOT YOU THIS TIME, BUT IT WILL BITE YOU IN THE ASS SOON.
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>>553210750
Rollin
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RULES OF NATURE!!
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eare
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Pliss
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4chan gets the night off tonight
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I just want you guys to say nice things about me
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>>553217769
Winrar!!!!! You can stop now faggots
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>>553217419
Way to fail, summerfag.
The post before it was a copypasta. That's the joke.
Anything else you need explained?
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Sure why not.

Rally against the hill clit and chelsee clit found.
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>>553217769
Well fuck
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gg
What you want us to do faggot?
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>>553217769
FUCK OFF FAGGOT. YOU WANT YOUR ARMY TO "EARE"? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
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>>553217769

winner winner

what is your wish sir?
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>>553217769
No.
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Get?
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Raid 9gag or reddit with gore pic
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>>553217769
Holy shit I won spam rip athiest on this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKHvM6QiodU
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>>553217897
YES. WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FAGGOT? YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO A DUCKROLL WHILE YOU ARE AT IT.
>MY FACE WHEN NEWFAGS DO NOT KNOW >WHAT A DUCKROLL IS
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Fuck
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>>553218189
No thank you
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>>553218189
REST IN PIECES, YOU FUCKING RETARD!
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>>553218204

shut the fuck up fagit
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>>553218189
This is a shit get I'm not doing it
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>>553218187
DO SOMETHING ORIGNAL FOR AN PERSONAL ARMY REQUEST. ARE YOU FAGGOTS REPETITIVE CUNTS?
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>>553210750
why not
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>>553218189
Ok fine you assholes change the shit out of this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler
I want to see a masterpiece
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>>553218585
BRAVO, SPANKY. YOU NOT ONLY INSULTED MY INTELLIGENCE, YOU PROVE YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL ETHER. TAKE ENGLISH CLASS AGAIN YOU PIECE OF GOD FORSAKEN SHIT!
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>>553218964
A MASTERPIECE IS SEEING RABBITS GETTING DISMEMBERED AND EATEN ALIVE. OH, WAIT. I KNOW SOMETHING BETTER. TRY TO REENACT THE CRUCIFIXION
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>>553219040
Agreed
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>>553218967
"GOD"

OH you plebby christ-fag. How my atheist brain looms euphorically over yours
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>>553219474
I USED THAT WORD AS AN INSULT. WHY WOULD I BELIEVE IN SOMETHING THAT DOES NOT EXIST?
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>>553218967
>you don't know how to spell

>ether
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>>553219660
At least we can agree on something my fellow enlightened gentleman
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>>553219474
Haha thank god I'm Buddhist
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>>553219680
THE IRONY IS, I INTENTIONALLY MADE THAT MISTAKE. I WAS EXPECTING SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO NOTICE THAT. SOMEONE, WHO HAS EYES OF A HAWK, EYES THAT FOCUSES MORE ON LIFE THAN OTHERS.
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>>553220080

Shut the fuck up heaven
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>>553217010
This made me lol hard.
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>>553210750
roll
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>>553218964
faggot
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Rollin'
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>>553219660
*tips fedora*
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>>553220187
WHY ARE YOU TELLING SOMEONE WHO IS MAINTAINING THE THREAD TO "SHUT UP"? YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL SHOW YOU SOMETHING. TYPE IN "sage" IN THE EMAIL FIELD AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
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>>553220152
Oh so funny m8 r8 8/8 brand new jokes funny as fuck
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>>553220663
Shut the fuck up.
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>>553220152
I have the eyes of a hawk and the penis of a woman.
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lol if i win
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>>553220395
OF COURSE, IT IS LOCKED.
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>>553220819

Who is everyone?
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>>553220395
Fuck are you serious ok last ditch thing here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felipe_VI_of_Spain
Idk make him a gay porn star of something
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>>553220998
Everyone is shrek's bitch.
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>>553221146
Shrek?
Shrek

Shrek is life
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>>553220819
WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING? AN IDIOT WHO THINKS IT HAS AUTHORITY OVER THE LIFE OF OTHERS. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH? MAKE ME STOP POSTING? LET ME GET MY PURPLE DUCK TAPE AND COVER YOU MOUTH WITH IT. THAT WILL MAKE YOU SHUT UP.
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>>553221449
I'll cover YOU mouth with my purple dick.
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>>553221786
Too late.
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>>553221449
ALSO, BEFORE THE FAGGOTS SAY THAT I SHOULD OF SPELLED "DUCT". HERE IS SOMETHING FOR YOU. http://www.duckbrand.com/products/duck-tape
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fuck it rollin again
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>>553221923
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>>553221923
duck tape is vastly inferior to actual duct tape
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>>553221339
He is also love

>>553221449
Good luck with that faggot
My face is as smooth as baby asscheeks and I'm drowning in pussy
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>>553222049
IF YOU DO NOT LIKE MY TONE, THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
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>>553221895
Fuck. Didn't see, thanks /b/ro
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>>553222109
I'm drowning in water.
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Raid /mu/ with n'sync
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>>553222274
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>>553222361
Plz
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>>553222274
Good, because that's where you belong, little bitch

>>553222309
Yum
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>>553222109
TIME TO GET RID OF THEM, THEN. IT WILL BE JUST LIKE LUKA MAGNOTTA ALL OVER AGAIN. HA-HA-HA!
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>>553222516
Not looking to get b&
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>>553222642
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>>553222680
>Implying there are not ways to get around a ban
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>>553222801
YOU DO NOT LIKE HOW I TYPE? GOOD FOR YOU. AT LEAST I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR ONCE.
UNLIKE SOME FAGGOTS IN HERE.
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Sometimes, I like to sandwich my penis between two pillows and pretend I'm raping my long-distance girlfriend.
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>>553222636
YOU HAVE ONE FRONT ROW SEAT INSIDE MY OVEN.
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>>553223081
You're just trying to be a faggot
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>>553223029
>implying I'm not lazy.
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>>553223361
HOW DOES TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS MAKE ME A HOMOSEXUAL?
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>>553223327
Haha I'm too big for an oven

I need to be the right size to fuck your mom
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>>553223532
TIME TO GET MY CHAINSAW. WHO IS NAMED, REX.
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>>553223532
Your mom jokes. What are you, 12?
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Next person to post gets the personal army
thanks /b/ for letting me down
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Well. This should be interesting.
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>>553223878
Your army awaits.
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HURR I CAN BE AN ANNOYING SHIT HEAD TO

HURR DURR LOOK AT ME BEING AN OBNOXIOUS FAGGOT
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>>553224043
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>>553224043
Jesus fucking Christ and buddha's nutsack

Thanks for taking over for me

K thx bai
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>>553224375
What about Mohammad?
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>>553224004
So many options... so much "potential". Lucky, lucky me.
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>>553224004
ONLY FIRE AWAITS FOR YOU.
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>>553224482
Sorry, I got bad rep for referencing Islam in one of my posts

But, yeah, him too
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>>553224773
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>>553210750
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>>553222445
WELL,
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>>553225179
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>>553225179
lolsup HYBRIDfag
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Rockland motherfucker
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>>553222309
TOUGH SHIT BEN.
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>>553225179
Stay mad, little fag

Stay mad
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I am currently masturbating.
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>>553224004
This is your "leader".Please do something about this bullshit: >>553223465

Keep that shit off my /b/
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>>553225491
FINALLY SOMEONE RECOGNIZES THIS. ABOUT DAMN TIME.
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>>553225793
Thread 404'd faggot.
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>>553225881
Thats what I was hoping for. Let all the /b/tards and faggots rejoice now.
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>>553225793
THAT "SHIT" YOU WANT OFF OF YOUR /B/ DOES NOT EXIST.
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Kik this guy and spam him or something spencerlax1
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>>553226323
SURE, I CAN KICK THIS GUY IN THE LEG AND GIVE HIM SOME OF THAT DELICIOUS SPAM.
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>>553215835
Good job faggot, u just killed the id hea en magic
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>>553226594
MAGIC DOES NOT EXIST.
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Also roll 4 the lulz of having a tard army
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>>553226770
Tell that to the newfags making id heaven hate threads. Even though i know most of the faggots alreafy know its still fun watching a faggot arguing to an id heaven
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Fuck it I'll roll
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>>553227662
I DO NOT SEE A "69" THERE. YOU FAIL! WHICH MEANS, YOU ARE HELD BACK AS AN NEWFAG FOR ANTOHER YEAR!
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>>553225881
STOP THE CANCER BY NOT REPLYING TO IT. THIS WILL STOP THE CANCER FROM SPREADING TO MORE NEWFAGS AND SOME OLDFAGS AS WELL.
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>>553221706
WHO IS THIS "DICK" PERSON? HE BETTER BE COVERED IN MY PURPLE DUCT TAPE OR ELSE!
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>>553228568
Or else what?
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>>553228757
YOU DIE IN SEVEN DAYS.
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>>553226770
>>553227943
>>553228302
>>553228568
Nigga u trippin ?

>>553225881
Ur right sir
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>>553225354
I KNOW THAT I AM MAN. WAY TO TELL THE OBVIOUS KIDDO.
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>>553229084
NO.
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>>553211819
ROLLING FOR THIS SHIT
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