>tfw no gf
See the pattern
>Life's better with a 2D waifu/husbando
>you will never save the world from the multidimensional alien invasion
Get that slut out of my waifu's clothes.
theyre friends. they share clothes
No, Hanako is her friend.
>mfw you think lilly only has one friend
It's okay it will be over soon
Not in Lilly's arc. Fucking bitch.
Cool fanfiction faggots.
You tried arguing with fanfiction, your opinion means nothing.
My question is, why can't we all just skip the commitment bullshit and everyone just be friends with benefits?
No strings attached to sex, no expectations, no intentions.
Why do we gotta all fuck it up with head games and shit?
>tfw 3 girlfriends, can't choose one, sleep with other sluts at work too
here's your options:
>make a dating profile and get 100s of messages in literally seconds
>get tinder and get 100s of matches in literally seconds
>walk ten feet outside your door, wait for the first single man to walk past you, and ask him to be your boyfriend
She just needs to lower her standards then.
Trouble is, all of the men you've described are completely invalidated as potential mates because they are clearly Desperate. And desperate men are not attractive. Women don't want a man who will be with anyone.
I've had women tell me this many times. Trouble is, i'm not looking for "anyone".
Just someone who already likes me.
She could be one of those super high standards bitch.
Guy's gotta be a rich 7 foot tall guy who only dresses in white dinner jackets and drives a ferrari while ever so sensitive to her needs that he knows exactly what she wants without her ever sending him a single signal.
And that's how people get hurt.
"Hey anon. I'm starting to feel feels for you"
"Thanks anon, but I don't feel shit for you. Sry"
That's how 80% of all relationships should begin and end. But no... we gotta play head games. We gotta string each other along. We gotta take advantage of each other. We gotta keep the one we don't want while looking for the ones we do want.
Jesus H. Christ, people. Grow the fuck up already.
Evolution is over. We (almost) all survive.
Wrong. I met my LTR on tinder. We both just signed up as a laugh.
We're both 8+'s who were looking for something serious. It just so happened that our paths crossed at the right time.
>Evolution is over. We (almost) all survive.
I'm not sure what you mean by this, but pair-bonding is written in our DNA, and the hormones that flow through our bodies.
So no you can't ever escape it.
it's honestly not that hard to get butt-fucked, most men won't turn you down
Because to women, men are qualified by their usefulness. Because men are more likely to do things themselves the things they qualify women by are things they can get anywhere else. Sex, Boobs, Children, ect.
So a man who's only role in your life is to hang out and have sex with you is almost literally worthless, because ANY man would be willing to do the same thing, so why not find a guy who will do that AND take you clothes shopping?
So you're gonna act like the cows in the field.
Grow some and grow up.
YOU are in control. DNA tells you what to express, not HOW to express it.
You may have a long string of genes for adventure seeking. But it's up to you to be either an explorer, travel guide, navy seal, or drug addict.
Our genes compel us to interact socially and sexually, but not HOW to do it.
/b/ which doesn't even know anymore the difference between a femanon and an attention whore. There is no "girl priviledge" in this thread, so no tits are needed.
Even if tits are always relevant
this. This. Right. Fucking. Here. This is the biggest disappointment in life that you will ever experience.can be murdered in front of you. You can lose your house and everything. You can end up retarded. Nothing will ever compare to the realization that you can never ever save the universe from the alien invasion.onc you realize this life pretty muchis meaningless
You're a fucking idiot.
Look up Oxytocin. You cannot fight it.
You're basically saying that depressed people can just 'harden up' and 'be happy' because they can CHOOSE to do it.
Yeah you're a fucking idiot.
>major part of alleviating depression is a technique called 'mindfullness'. It's been taught and practiced by buddhists for centuries and has a far better success rate than drugs alone.
You can continue thinking you have absolutely no control over yourself and your life if you want. I'm sure it makes it easy for you to blame your shitty life on your parents. The rest of us know we can exert at least some control over ourselves, our behaviors, our lives.
You are a completely pathetic loser, anon.
Technically, yes they can, they just forgot or never learned how.
They lack the tools not the ability.
I learned this lesson personally
Mfw I am the alien.
I schedule the anal probings for the greys.
You're planning on sleeping in your own bed next Tuesday night, right? Don't worry, it's just administrative.