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>tfw no bf
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>>553171413
lifes better without relationships
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>tfw no superpowers
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>tfw dead
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>>553171687
+1
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>>553171838
lifes better without superpowers
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>>553171413
>tfw no job
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>>553171413
Fat fucking bearded bastard.
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>>553171413
>tfw no gf
See the pattern
wink wink
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>>553171687
>Life's better with a 2D waifu/husbando
FTFY
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>tfw no torta de jamon
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>>553171838
I thought I was kinda sleeping-forgotten god and waiting to be awakened when I was in 8th grade.

>tfw I was just a shitty human
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>>553171687

Spoken like a true virgin.

It's okay anon, maybe if you just keep believing, a girl will actually like you someday. Maybe she'll even kiss you, if you believe hard enough.
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>>553172156
>tfw trying to get action on /b/ hah
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>>553172578
Not action.
Real sweaty sexy high octane malignant narcississtic action.
Wink winka babe
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>>553171413
pic? so we could judge you
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>>tfw harpoon
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>tfw no bacon
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>>553172374
>you will never save the world from the multidimensional alien invasion
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>>553172495
I've had several relationships and I prefer by far to be alone and single. I don't enjoy being around people alot really.
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>>553171413
i know that feel ;~;
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>tfw you wont be missed when your gone
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>>553172495
It is true though.

Less expenses, less stress, more free time for vidya and animu, no children to deal with.

Why get a girlfriend?
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>>553173265
>you're
I fucked up
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>tfw no exciting life full of adventures
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>>553172328

Jajaja
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>>553173724
Get that slut out of my waifu's clothes.
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>>553172328
Chingao, no mames.

Aqui sta mi salchicha
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>>553173993
that is the gayest walrus ever i bet he talks with a lisp
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>>553173724
sup
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>>553174078
theyre friends. they share clothes
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I feel you girl
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>>553173724
Lemon stealing whore
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>>553174224
No, Hanako is her friend.
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>>553172328
>TFW when I have posolè
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>>553172986
Fuck you man.

Fuck you.
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>>553174390
>mfw you think lilly only has one friend
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>>553171413
fat or ugly?
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>>553174645
Is she exactly friends with Emi though? How often do they hang out?
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>>553172495
all acts of sex including kissing is disgusting.
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>>553174462
It's okay it will be over soon
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>>553175079
often enough to share clothes apparently
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>>553174390
>Hanako
>Lilly's friend

Not in Lilly's arc. Fucking bitch.
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>>553175402
>>553175236
>>553175485
Cool fanfiction faggots.
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>>553175189
That was a weird movie
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>>553171413
>tfw i'm on 4chan with you fucking losers
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>>553175582
>So much denial

Your tears are delicious. Lilly is a cliche filled bitch, no doubt about it.
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>>553172328
>jamon
>not lengua y cabeza
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>>553171413
Gimmie a break... Why no bf? I think what you mean is: the boy I like does not like me... You are a girl and if you really wanted companionship... It would be so easy to get.
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>>553175784
You tried arguing with fanfiction, your opinion means nothing.
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>>553175638
watch the second half already chavez!
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>>553175786
Que asco ew, puta madre me hiciste enojar
>Milanesa de pollo raza superior attendiendo
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>>553175786
ahogada cabron
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>>553171413
why do you even want a black friend
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>>553176032
You haven't argued at all.

Your so-called "rebuttal" is invalid.

>your opinion means nothing

That's one ignorant way of thinking, kid. How's summerbreak going for you?
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>>553174224
WHY IS OH BLACK AND EVERYTHING ELSE BROWN


WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK MCFUCK NUGGETS with a side of salt
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>>553176376
If you have a black friend, you can say "nigger"
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>>553176436
Why argue? You didn't even present an argument, what your presented was a baseless assumption that Hanako gets NTRed.
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>>553172986
But.... I'm already here.
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My question is, why can't we all just skip the commitment bullshit and everyone just be friends with benefits?
No strings attached to sex, no expectations, no intentions.
Why do we gotta all fuck it up with head games and shit?
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>tfw 3 girlfriends, can't choose one, sleep with other sluts at work too
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>>553172328
top kek
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House may or may not look like pic..
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>>553177469
> IQ of 140
> 6'5 with 10" dick
> alpha as fuck

Sure is fun to lie on the Internet
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>>553174224
Tfw no friends
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>>553175663
Top lek
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>>553177867
>be 21
>6'5"
>weigh 220 pure muscle
>allpopular demigod
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>>553177867
>IQ over 6000
>10" tall with 10' dick
>so beta it's alpha
>has harems in every country
>studied martial arts with a guy from Sinanju N.K.
See? I can play too.
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>>553178849
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>>553177867
99% of 4chan says stuff like that
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>>553171413
here's your options:
>make a dating profile and get 100s of messages in literally seconds
>get tinder and get 100s of matches in literally seconds
>walk ten feet outside your door, wait for the first single man to walk past you, and ask him to be your boyfriend
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>>553179820
this. lol.

if you're female and single you're fucking retarded.
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>>553177283
I wish, but people get fucking attached.
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>>553179949

She may be fucking ugly.
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>>553180452
Well, yep. That would do it. But you would have to be pretty ugly to turn off a male hambeast
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>>553177283
Because that goes against evolution
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>>553180452
She just needs to lower her standards then.
>>553179820
Trouble is, all of the men you've described are completely invalidated as potential mates because they are clearly Desperate. And desperate men are not attractive. Women don't want a man who will be with anyone.

I've had women tell me this many times. Trouble is, i'm not looking for "anyone".

Just someone who already likes me.
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>>553179949
She could be one of those super high standards bitch.
Guy's gotta be a rich 7 foot tall guy who only dresses in white dinner jackets and drives a ferrari while ever so sensitive to her needs that he knows exactly what she wants without her ever sending him a single signal.

>>553180230
And that's how people get hurt.
"Hey anon. I'm starting to feel feels for you"
"Thanks anon, but I don't feel shit for you. Sry"
That's how 80% of all relationships should begin and end. But no... we gotta play head games. We gotta string each other along. We gotta take advantage of each other. We gotta keep the one we don't want while looking for the ones we do want.
Jesus H. Christ, people. Grow the fuck up already.

>>553180704
Evolution is over. We (almost) all survive.
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>>553171413
fuck you whore. you're life is soo hard. if you're ever in a hard place you can just sling your pussy and a man will take care of things for you.

go fuck yourself
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show me some tits and i'll be ur bf
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>>553180914
Wrong. I met my LTR on tinder. We both just signed up as a laugh.

We're both 8+'s who were looking for something serious. It just so happened that our paths crossed at the right time.
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>>553172835
lel
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>>553180991
>Evolution is over. We (almost) all survive.
I'm not sure what you mean by this, but pair-bonding is written in our DNA, and the hormones that flow through our bodies.

So no you can't ever escape it.
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>>553171413
it's honestly not that hard to get butt-fucked, most men won't turn you down
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>>553177283
Because to women, men are qualified by their usefulness. Because men are more likely to do things themselves the things they qualify women by are things they can get anywhere else. Sex, Boobs, Children, ect.

So a man who's only role in your life is to hang out and have sex with you is almost literally worthless, because ANY man would be willing to do the same thing, so why not find a guy who will do that AND take you clothes shopping?
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>>553181246
Yeah, you just made my point. You weren't "desperate" you signed up for a laugh. The million plus guys who bombard fatties with messages on OkCupid are.
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tfw no tits
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>>553181415
So you're gonna act like the cows in the field.
Grow some and grow up.
YOU are in control. DNA tells you what to express, not HOW to express it.
You may have a long string of genes for adventure seeking. But it's up to you to be either an explorer, travel guide, navy seal, or drug addict.

Our genes compel us to interact socially and sexually, but not HOW to do it.
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>>553171413
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>>553172328
kek
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>tfw you'll never be a cute anime high school girl sucking cocks of 40 year old salary men in an alleyway
It's truly suffering.
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>>553172156
omg it's messi's fat ugly effeminate brother!
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>>553181882
/b/ which doesn't even know anymore the difference between a femanon and an attention whore. There is no "girl priviledge" in this thread, so no tits are needed.

Even if tits are always relevant
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>>553182658
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>>553182658
Femanons don't belong and are never relevant.
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>>553172986
this. This. Right. Fucking. Here. This is the biggest disappointment in life that you will ever experience.can be murdered in front of you. You can lose your house and everything. You can end up retarded. Nothing will ever compare to the realization that you can never ever save the universe from the alien invasion.onc you realize this life pretty muchis meaningless
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>>553179447
> infinite IQ
> 4'7 with 10" mangina
> so alpha its consider gay in most states
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>>553172374
I kept thinking that till freshman year. I am almost 20 and still fantasize about it.
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>>553181954
You're a fucking idiot.

Look up Oxytocin. You cannot fight it.

You're basically saying that depressed people can just 'harden up' and 'be happy' because they can CHOOSE to do it.

Yeah you're a fucking idiot.
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>>553183037
>major part of alleviating depression is a technique called 'mindfullness'. It's been taught and practiced by buddhists for centuries and has a far better success rate than drugs alone.

You can continue thinking you have absolutely no control over yourself and your life if you want. I'm sure it makes it easy for you to blame your shitty life on your parents. The rest of us know we can exert at least some control over ourselves, our behaviors, our lives.
You are a completely pathetic loser, anon.
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>>553183037
Technically, yes they can, they just forgot or never learned how.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy

They lack the tools not the ability.
I learned this lesson personally
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>>553183037
>You cannot fight it.
M-muh sides
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>>553176661
I just sorta scrolled through this thread and saw this. Are you guys seriosly debating something fictional?
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>>553171413
Go shove your vagina elsewhere.
> implying you are a femanon and not a trap/fag
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>>553175663
someone make a mugshot thread
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>>553182884
Mfw I am the alien.
I schedule the anal probings for the greys.
You're planning on sleeping in your own bed next Tuesday night, right? Don't worry, it's just administrative.
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>>553185064
>and that's when everyone scattered like cockroaches
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