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Ask an Australian copper anything.

NSW.
Yes, same from last year.
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>>553063957

Why does your country football team suck so much?
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is there any way to get a proper cop hat, not a cap, with the emblem?
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>>553064118
because australians are good at every sport that doesn't matter
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>>553063957
i thought australian police were called brass
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>>553064239
Why can't your national side be as good as the Americans?
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>>553064221
Not unless someone is selling a very old one on ebay or something but usually those have the emblems rippes off.
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>>553064239

didn't convince me there m8, your football team still sucks
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>>553064451
, how likely would an ex cop be to sell one
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>>553063957
are sticker plates legal on exotics with no area for them? I'd say not but I see them on mx5's and some old lambos
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>>553063957
Are there more illegal firearms out there then is reported on?

I heard some the lebbos/bikies have ak47's
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Most amusing call you've responded to?
Ever had to tackle a naked person?
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>>553063957
See ya around sydney cunt
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Do cops as a whole know much about 4chan?
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>>553063957
are you from sydney or the country
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>>553063957
What is your opinion of Australia's cannabis laws?
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>>553065197
Hang the TN's and bumbag up mate and treat yourself to some goon, sounds like its been a long day.
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Don't you fear the day the people revolt? Or at the very least, turn to anarchy?
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>did you have any expectations for the world cup?
>do you accept that the league the all blacks are in is superior to you guys?
>ever been bit by a spooder?
>ever beat a man almost to/to death?
>do they pay you in meatpies?
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My mate got done dui on 6 pills (MDMA) at around 2:30am near sydney NSW - cops picked him up, took his blood, fucked around with him by putting on weird cop radio stations where people were getting murdered and cops were responding etc, took him back to cop station, tried to get him to piss (my mate couldnt) and then dropped him off back at my house. He still hasnt received chargers, he didnt have his license and he was underage (17)

my question is, are cops like this common? Do they like fucking around with people on drugs? He was also driving his friends car, and his friend just rocked up to the cop station and retrieved his keys - no questions asked.

What the fuck?
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>how likely would an ex cop be to sell one
Unless you know them well, very unlikely.

>>553064841
>are sticker plates legal on exotics with no area for them?
No they are not legal.

>>553064941
>Most amusing call you've responded to?
Probably not the MOST amusing, but it was odd. Got called to a suspicous person/trespass in an abandonment. Ended up finding the person who happened to be a naked man with a dog collar around his neck.

> Ever had to tackle a naked person?
Tackle one? No. Plenty of them to go around though.

>>553065178
>Do cops as a whole know much about 4chan?
General duties don't really deal with the internet.

>>553065425
>Don't you fear the day the people revolt? Or at the very least, turn to anarchy?
Not at all. 99% of the times these 'revolts' are caused by 20 year old wannabe anarchhippies who take themselves way too seriously.
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is there corruption? how much?
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>>553063957
hope you get cancer you fucking faggot
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How was police academy?

What was the schedule like?
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>>553065483

Also relative to this, what would u do if i was pulling a bong and you happen to see me? Further more what if I was driving and my friend was lighting a bong for me whilst I was driving? Ive done this many times but never been in trouble
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>>553063957
>Yes, same from last year.
no one remembers you
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>>553065376
Aye bro don't mess with me or i will get my cuzzies and smash you. All lebs in Sydney
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>>553065602
should I become a cop, mainly so I can gain access to drugs and money
either cop or lawyer cannto decide
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>>553065631
>is there corruption? how much?
Hurr durr naahh there's no corruption illeagle brothels and bike clubs just don't get raided because their legit .
Being this potato
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Are you an asshole cop or a good cop?
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>>553064281
That's british.
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>>553063957
Fuck you cunt I hope you get blasted by bikies and leave a young family without a father
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>>553066041
Someone got caught wagging school.
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>>553065483
I'm sure the story wasn't as straightforward as that. No they don't fuck around with people.

>>553065631
>is there corruption? how much?
Not really corruption but annoyances.

>>553065647
>How was police academy?
It's very, very hard. Don't underestimate it.

>What was the schedule like?
You don't get set days/nights, so your roster is always different but it's a 12 hour shift (you'll probably stay longer though.)
The amount of days you work, is the amount of days you get off.

>>553065719
>Also relative to this, what would u do if i was pulling a bong and you happen to see me? Further more what if I was driving and my friend was lighting a bong for me whilst I was driving? Ive done this many times but never been in trouble
Depends on the situation. If you're in a car, whole other matter.
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>>553066041
No person in their right mind would decide on being a cop. They merely protect the real! criminals, instead spending their time arresting drug dealers and fining speeding drivers.
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>>553063957
Hey coppa dog.
Im considering breaking into my local dominoes to steal $12,000 in cash from the safe.
I used to work there and know that their camera does not work as it is fake.
I know the best way to wnter where the public cant see, and i also know the best getaway route to avoid any cctv.
I know where the key to the safe is and the combination to the door, i havent worked there in over 2 years but inside intel has informed me that nothing has changed.
I know i can get away with it, but any help on what i should take into consideration as to what the cops first steps will be?
Thanks OP.
Also im considering becomi a cop myself.
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>>553066203

Aight thanks nigger.
Just gotta finish a couple of assessments up and then hopefully I'll get accepted
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>>553066203

Seriously thats the story, we laughed about it for days cos we couldnt believe what had happened. They did fuck around with him and we both agree to the conclusion that they were corrupt.

>if you were in a car

so if i wasnt in a car I'd be sweet? What would it take to shout a cop a billy or two?
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>>553066182
yeah 11 years ago faggot
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>>553063957

are aboriginals the niggers of Australia?
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>>553063957
>an Australian copper

So boring. I'd like to ask an Australian zinc some questions though.
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>>553063957
What's your opinion on legal civilian firearm ownership for hunting and target shooting?

I've heard that it's a split between some cops loving guns and getting into the sport while others think only the police and defence force should be armed. Might depend on region though.
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>>553063957
So howd the muslim problem been in sydney? I hear that auburn n bankstown are almost at the sharia no go zones stage.
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>>553066492

Worse
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>>553066024
brit here, never heard that in my life.
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>>553066203
Oi

Answer my question
>>553065370
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>>553063957
1) what are the chinese chicks on Aus like?
2) whats the best city to pick them up at?
3) whats the best city for finding asian prostitutes?
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>>553065602
>20 year old wannabe anarchhippies
Look up Ukraine.
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do traffic cops have a quota of offenses to hand out?
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>>553066871

>sydney
>fullofasians
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>>553063957
Also, while i am admitting crimes.
How lucky do you think i got when i was driving around town hitting a bong woth 3ounces of weed bagged up for sale and another 9gram just sitting in my cupholder, cops cum up behind me and pull me over. They make me do breathe test and send me on my way even thou i couldnt remember where i lived.
Did they just no give a fuck?
And do you see weed becoming legalised/medicalised in the near future?
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>>553063957
ASIO here, can confirm that OP is an Australian Cop.

>And a pretty fucking shit one at that, that's why we are keeping an eye on this cunt.
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>>553065737
> If someone has video of me doing a burnout with number plate visible do they have to go to court or can police take me to court and use the video as evidence
They can show us at the station and we'll probably pay you a visit.

>>553066492
> are aboriginals the niggers of Australia?
I guess up in the NT but let's not forget bogans and lebos

>>553066594
>So howd the muslim problem been in sydney? I hear that auburn n bankstown are almost at the sharia no go zones stage.
Nah that isn't true. A mate of mine lives in Auburn, it's not too bad. Lots of asians and arabs though.

Punchbowl on the other hand..

>>553065370
>What is your opinion of Australia's cannabis laws?
Probably a bit too harsh. They're pushing to legalise the medicinal stuff though.

>>553066871
>1) what are the chinese chicks on Aus like?
Either waaay westernised and annoying
>2) whats the best city to pick them up at?
Cabramatta/Canley Vale

>>553066915
>do traffic cops have a quota of offenses to hand out?
No.
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cops are bigots and bullies
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>>553063957
i know that's not you in the pic, but you look like a faggot anyway
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>>553066939
>>553067105

so sydney is the place to go? thanks, ive got family in perth and sydney so was looking at going over for a holiday.

i dont suppose either of you know the going rates of the hookers do you?
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>>553063957
Hi officer.
Im considering breaking into my local dominoes to steal $12,000 in cash from the safe.
I used to work there and know that their camera does not work as it is fake.
I know the best way to wnter where the public cant see, and i also know the best getaway route to avoid any cctv.
I know where the key to the safe is and the combination to the door, i havent worked there in over 2 years but inside intel has informed me that nothing has changed.
I know i can get away with it, but any help on what i should take into consideration as to what the cops first steps will be?
Thanks OP.
Also im considering becomi a cop myself.
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>>553066905
this.
Brazil, Venezuela, Spain, Thailand, London, Paris, Greece and other parts of europe have all had significant mass protest events, Similar in size to those that started in the Ukraine.
As the poor grows, and the middle-class recedes, people grow agitated. It will happen.
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>>553067289
Good start on the way to law enforcement.
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>>553067105
>do traffic cops have a quota of offenses to hand out?
No.

explain this then
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>>553066939
Yeah this. Live near chatswood, it's Chinese/Korea town. Not that I have a problem with, they're polite even when they're completely smashed.
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>>553063957
how's your shitty pay?
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>>553067451
>South Australia
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>>553067471
Shitty
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>>553064281
Actually, they're called cunts.
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>>553067289
Have fun with that

>>553067451
It's bullshit.

Also, that's a whole other state even if it was true.

>>553067471
My pay is pretty good actually
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>>553067368
Im doing it so i can retire at 60 and have a power trip, i dont ive a fuck about the law
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>>553067452
hi chatswoo
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A friend of mine is going to have to go to court (in NSW) soon. He's been charged with assault because he bashed some guy up pretty good. He didn't cause any permanent damage or anything like that, but it was a pretty decent beatdown.
As far as you can tell/guess/whatever, what do you think will be the most likely punishment he receives and how severe will it be? He has no prior convictions, if that helps.
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>>553066476
Then grow the fuck up you sad waste of space.
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>>553067632
>My pay is actually pretty good
Don't lie
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>>553067676
the dude is a cop/dumb cunt, not a lawyer, what possible help could he be?
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>>553067632
Ok, fine, clearly you wont aid me in my crime.
Can you answer this for me.
If im running a 7inch lift with 37" muddies on a -44 offset, no flares and guards cut. If i come to nsw how strict are you guys? Im from QLD and cops dont bother me about it.
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>>553067791
60k base wage and it goes up each year. Cops got it pretty good bud.
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>>553067713
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>>553066492
Dont need a cop to tell you that
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>>553067676
If he fills out the criteria he may very well be done under section 61, however, a lot comes down to the judge.
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>>553067804
I'm hoping he's seen the outcome of similar situations and can give some kind of insight, obviously.
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>>553067713
come make me you little 12 year old faggot
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Cop, why do you need a person to say their name before you can ticket them for traffic etc?

*even when you can see their drives license with their name, why must they say it?
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>>553067676
With the new bail laws he may be granted bail.
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>>553068063
>be done under section 61
What does that mean? Will his punishment be severe or something?
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>>553067632
>My pay is pretty good actually

anything under $80k is shit, national average wage is only $70k
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>>553068257
And to think rich prick elitst faggots still act surprised when people have contempt for them.
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>>553068257
>average is 70k
Where the fuck do you live cunt? Perth?
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>>553063957

Wanna punch on cunt? I live in Raymo terrace get at me dog
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>>553067451
that's a random screenshot
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>>553068397
Mate, just give up. You live in Raymo, you've already lost.
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>>553068136
>Cop, why do you need a person to say their name before you can ticket them for traffic etc?

*even when you can see their drives license with their name, why must they say it?

Eh, not really. I introduce myself and say why you've been stopped, ask for your name and then ask for documents.


>>553068252
>>be done under section 61
>What does that mean? Will his punishment be severe or something?
"Whosoever assaults any person, although not occasioning actual bodily harm, shall be liable to imprisonment for two years."
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>>553068397
lol i live in mayfield and we arent as povo as you guys
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>>553068374
Its 70 something k for the average of australia
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>>553063957
can i shit in your mouth op? i just want to take a greasy shit in someones so i figure why cant it be you? maybe get the cuffs out and shit... a little foreplay before hand... then dump right in your kisser
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>>553067921
60k is fucking shit in aus. Cunts in slaughter houses earn more. Im sitting on 141k no degree no prior study but i don't get to carry a gun/tazor nor can I murder children and minorities
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>>553068479
+1
should I study law at Bond?
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Where were you in 1996?
What's your opinion on Howard's gun laws?
How often do you think people break them?
Are you okay with that?
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>>553063957
when are you going to stop crying like a little bitch about how difficult your job is and man up and just do your job without fucking everyone else over, just like everyone else on this fucking planet? Have you ever worked in a south african diamond mine? Didn't think so.
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>>553068575
No you arent, go shitpost elsewhere.
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>>553068537
>h, not really. I introduce myself and say why you've been stopped, ask for your name and then ask for documents.

How can you summons someone without their name?
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>>553068575

$141,000 with no degree?

Top kek lel

Bullshit. Unless you're sucking 141,000 dicks years (which you are you faggot) you're lying on the internet.
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Is your name Nathan?
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>>553068736

dicks a year*
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>>553063957
how many cops actually smoke weed?
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>>553068562
http://www.livingin-australia.com/salaries-australia/
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>>553068562
>Its 70 something k for the average of australia
I'd say the average is way off to what the majority actually earn. It's pushed up heaps by the small number of people who earn fuckloads

>>553068692
>when are you going to stop crying like a little bitch about how difficult your job
Job isn't easy but I love it. I don't complain.
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>>553068553

Just cause we have 9 year old houso abo kids running around the ghetto at 11pm at night, doesn't mean we're more povo than gayfield.
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>>553068696
>>553068736
fifo 14/7 ignorant unemployed faggots
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>>553068553
Most of Mayfield is pretty good. These days it's really just those shitty houso flats up past the Best Western that make it look downscale. Other than that it's your regular middle class Aussie suburb.
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>>553067451
Thats bullshit. My cousin is a detective in Brisbane and they DO have quotas which if they don't meet, they risk losing their job
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Do you drink fosters?
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What are the laws in regards to fighting?
Is there such a thing as a consensual fight where both parties agree to fight each other, and this means neither can be done for assualt?
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What's the punishment if I got caught with a couple of pills on me in a pub or some coke?
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>>553068853
fine, but are you a cunt?
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>>553069109

I'm a student and not even from Australia. I just like making fun of descendants of convicts that were expelled from the UK to a shitty Island in the middle of the ocean.

Also, congratulations on getting fucked during the world cup. Maybe if you stuffed live shrimp up the asses of your players they could have played better.
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>>553063957
Did you know that some of us uni students actually like cops?
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>>553068736

Truck drivers in the mines earn up to 100k a year. All you need is to pass a piss test and have proper training
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Why are you such a goddamn coward when shooting a gun?
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>>553069396

Before or after taxes though?
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>>553069335
Australia ranks as one of the best places to live over a number rankings.
Where do you live?
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>>553069109
>2014
>still being a slave to the chinese mining companies
Enjoy your money while the mines last bud, most liekely you will spend it on pointless shit anyway like most half breed miners.
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>>553069335
I hope you realise 99% of Australia couldn't give a fuck about the world cup.
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>>553064904
I've heard on /k/ due to gun control laws those guys pay out the ASS for firearms. Like an AK would go for mid five figures.
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>>553068537
>"Whosoever assaults any person, although not occasioning actual bodily harm, shall be liable to imprisonment for two years."
Well that's pretty fucked up. Not like the guy he gave it to didn't have it coming or anything.
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Whats your viewpoint on the mudslimes in OZ. Do we give a fuck about them or are they all piss and wind.
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>>553069335
No one gives a fuck about soccer cunt, go play a real sport where you actually get injured.
Also dont come here because we dont want no fucken boat people.
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>>553069335
FYI mate, there was fucking tonnes more settlers than convicts. Your whole life is a lie
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I heard that you can be fined or imprisoned for using indecent language in a public place or near a school in NSW and QLD. Is this true? And if so, have any of your colleagues confronted someone about it?
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General duties cops know fuck all. They just think they do. Leave the LAC and learn how to be a real cop.
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>>553069467

After.
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>>553068575
>nor can I murder children and minorities
You say that like it isn't a benefit.
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>>553069513

Norway.

>>553069525

I don't care.

>>553069671

You sound like a bogan "mate".

>>553069679

Australia is an invalid nation. When will they allow interspecies marriage between Australians and Kangaroos?
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>>553068103
Not even worth it. You'll bring your feral mates and call it a fair fight. I hope the needle snaps in your vein next time, because I'll refuse to treat you.
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>>553069679
True.
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>>553069538
Yea, i have come across a guy selling a mint Military AK for 9000. Same dude sold me a sawn off for 2100
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>>553069335
then go kill yourself faggot. Who the fuck cares about soccer half our team are Croatian niggers anyway
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>>553063957
>Ask an Australian copper anything.

Why aren't you out there catching crooks?

Get back to work you lazy fag!
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>>553069896
>Invalid nation
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>553068575
He said starting wage, you dropkick.
It goes up from there.
Slaughterhouse workers aren't getting any more than their 60k a year unless they move into management or something.
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>>553069973

I heard Australian women are massive whores. I plan on coming to Australia to fuck your women. Which city has the best?
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>>553070029
He's trolling. Just leave it.
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Why are police for the most part anti gun and so uncomfortable with licensed firearm owners?
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>>553070050
Play fair mate. Don't be a cunt to all australians...


But in all fairness, Queenslanders.
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>>553069589
>Whats your viewpoint on the mudslimes in OZ.
There are nutjobs in every religion. Sure some are problematic, but a lot are pretty nice people.

>>553069680
>I heard that you can be fined or imprisoned for using indecent language in a public place
Fined, yes. ($500 on the spot) Jailed? No.
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>>553063957
If you are at a set of traffic lights and an emergency vehicle is coming up behind you, can you go through the red light?
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>>553063957
how many dead people have you seen?
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>>553068736
Anything in the mines is stupidly overpaid.
I know a guy who was a soil tech in Newcastle, on 60k a year, now he's over in WA on 120k a year.
Fucking ridiculous buddy.
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>>553070050
Any city mate, fuck any of our women we dont care, were all about the backpackers, they are the better root.
So we basically, fuck YOUR women, in OUR country.
They fly to us mate.
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>>553066280
>No person in their right mind
Sure they would.
Cops are house-niggers, sucking up to the real power and getting a few bonuses from it like being able to hurt people legally and getting away with actual murder provided they do it in uniform.
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>>553063957
whats the chances of getting lick tested by a country cop?
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>>553063957
Just wanted to say thanks for doing your job.
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>>553070128
Government control of the citizens.
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>>553069191
>>553070186

Can you answer my question?
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>>553069165
Nobody drinks Fosters except foreigners who want to try "Australian beer".
Even Bear Grylls complains that it tastes like piss.
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>>553070068

At least someone with half a brain noticed. Christ almighty. Good fucking night mates.
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>>553070186
How does foul language get you a fine?
Would that not go against "free speech"?
Hate speech is allowed now thanks to beloved tony abott, so why cant i say fuck and cunt in public?
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>>553066203
I got fucked over for having scissors and bowls in my car, is that standard procedure?
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>>553069915
lmao im drug tested straight off the plane faggot
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>>553064551
We play several different types of football. However, none of them are Soccer.
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>>553068672
>>553068672
>>553068672
>>553068672
Answer my questions, piggy!
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>>553069896
>invalid nation

>Trolling this hard
Fuck off idiot.
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>>553070050
You'll find the easiest whores in the Gold Coast. If you're not from the coast they all look glamorous, but if you're from the surrounding coastal suburbs they kind of look down upon the sluts in the Goldy lol.
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>>553063957
By law cops need to identify themselves when requested.

Please state your
>Full Name
>Rank
>Badge Number
>The station you're based at.

Thank you
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>>553063957
do you have battletoads?
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>>553063957
I was involved in a traffic accident last year, last I heard from the senior constable was he was following up with blood work from the hospital (only had two drinks). But never heard anything since...I realise you have more important things to do/very low priority incident...but how do i follow up without an incident report number.
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>>553063957
you like bacon? oi?
ready for g20? we are....
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Why are highway patrol cops such asswipes? Whenever a cop busts me for speeding they drop down the speed I was doing to the lowest fine. But those highway patrol assholes are fuckwits and I dont even give them attitude.
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>>553070727
fuck off dick head
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>>553070186
How many of your colleagues talk about hoping to shoot someone? Or beat someone up, like a protester or something.
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>>553070128
> Why are police for the most part anti gun and so uncomfortable with licensed firearm owners?
Because firearms in Australia are so controlled and hardly anybody has it except for people who aren't supposed to.
Those people don't usually tend to like police.

Most registered owners are top blokes, I don't mind them?

>>553070205
>If you are at a set of traffic lights and an emergency vehicle is coming up behind you, can you go through the red light?
No you can't.

>>553070208
>how many dead people have you seen?
You don't really keep a count of that sort of stuff.

>>553070387
>Can you answer my question?
No there are not. Go to a boxing place and pretend to have a spar

>>553070469
Yeah. The things that are considered prohibited weapons in Australia is pretty ridiculous.
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>>553070548
How does it feel knowing you'll be the pond slime of society though? Must feel great. It's only a matter of time before you come in saying you "tripped" on a heroin needle.
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>>553070050
>I plan on coming to Australia to fuck your women. Which city has the best?
Best places to meet women in Aus:
Purfleet
Arnhem Land
Darwin
Dubbo
Moree
King's Cross
Bourke
Dapto
Gold Coast
Kalgoorlie
Alice Springs
All great places. Knock 'em dead, tiger.
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>>553063957
haven't read the thread yet so this may have been answered, but i'm considering going into the police force. do i need to be very physically fit? i'm a heavy smoker
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how much does ethnicity come into account when applying?
what do they ask you at the panel interview?
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>>553070727
Don't need to state badge number. Rest is correct.
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>>553063957
QLD fag here.
couple of years back when I was a faggot little teenager there was this paranoid little chink shopkeeper who used to call the police on every teenager that bought something from his shop because he was convinced all teenagers stole stuff.
I bought a drink and went to go hang out at the park next to the shop and a copper rocked up made me turn out my pockets and empty my bag for stolen stuff, I didn't steal anything, but I had a dimebag in my pocket.
cop was like
>well I'm not here to bust you for weed so I'll just pretend I didn't see that, keep it for personal use and don't go smoking on public property
and the cop and I shook hands and he left.

would you have been a cool guy and let me off, officer?
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>>553069538
Probably more like 20-30k
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>>553070452
You know Shabbat's been pushing for more surveillance on phone communications, right?
He's probably got someone watching you kissing his arse and me calling him a fag.
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>>553070852
Scissors guy here.
I mean I got done for having 'paraphernalia' in my car... They had just assumed that I was using them to chop weed with. Shouldn't they have like, tested them for thc or something first?
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>>553063957
Hey mate. Please explain this for me so I understand better.

I live in QLD, and the law up here is that if you are on your L plates, you are allowed to drive a high powered vehicle, such as a v8 or a turbo, of coarse as long as you have a person that is allowed to teach you to drive. But why is it that for a person on their P plates they are not allowed to drive a v8 or a turbo unless they have some sort of exemption? In my opinion, a P plater would have to have much more experience with driving than a person on their L plates, and yes I understand that the person on their L plates would be with a responsible adult, but still.. the driver has full control therefore it would seem more dangerous that a L plater is driving a v8/turbo over a P platers.
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Novocastrian here. Where in NSW are you stationed? Is there a lot of corruption in the police force? The officers i've encountered have either abused there power, or have backed down in potentially life threatening situations and done nothing to stop them.
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>>553070856
nah in more worried about my boss seeing my fb. So many trips to Bali so many young whores.
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thinking about joining QPS, any tips on joining regards competitiveness of my enrolment ?
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>>553070852
>>If you are at a set of traffic lights and an emergency vehicle is coming up behind you, can you go through the red light?
>No you can't.


Yes you can. I've done it. I've even set off a red-light camera. I pulled straight over, called the local cop shop and told them what just happened. The cop told me I did the right thing and I never received a fine for the camera.

I'm doubting if you're even a real cop now after that
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>>553070861
>Alice Springs
>Kings Cross
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>>553070861
>darwin
>moree
>kalgoorlie
>alice springs
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>>553070852
Are cops allowed to use facebook?
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>>553071180
The question didnt specify if the emergency vehicle has their lights on.
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>>553070861
>Purfleet
Fucking TOPKEK
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Is being a police something you'll do until retirement? What's the best bits of your job, & the worst?
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>>553071397
It was OBVIOUSLY implied
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>>553071401
Nigga's been to Taree then?
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Redfern
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hello mr fake officer. well, we gonna send a rape squad to your house mate. i bet you like to rape people, and children? and post nudes on facebook hey mate? not a real cop.
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>>553071067
The L plater has a supervisor, and it may be the only car the their parents own, you cant expect them to go out and buy another car just to teach the kid to drive.
P platers will have their m8s with them and are far more likely to be a fuckwit.
Let me guess, you are a red p plater jdm faggot who thinks jap cars are better than commodores evnen though you n/a auto supra would get smoked by an xr6 or commodore.
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>>553063957
did you guys have to transition to that bruiser-looking navy blue uniform over there too, or was that just s.a.?
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>>553071710
I'm on my opens you dumb fuck. I'm asking OP not some stupid cunt like you.
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>>553071763
Qld starting to do it mate, seen a few here.
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>>553069896
>553069896
good job getting into the world cup matey
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>>553071894
You are the stupid cunt for a police officer a questiong that you should have asked the transport department you dumb fuck.
Get real dipshit and use your brain instead of making yourself look like a fool.
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>>553070852
What would happen to you in terms of career and other repercussions if your real identity were connected back to this thread in the following scenarios?

1. Only the police force knows of this connection.
2. Publically known.
3. If this were maybe Facebook or a normal forum instead of 4chan?
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>>553070850
>How many of your colleagues talk about hoping to shoot someone? Or beat someone up, like a protester or something.
Never. A few people in the academy said they were pretty keen to use their batons but when faced with real life, your thoughts change.

>>553070790
>highway patrol
It's their job, it's all they do. I'm actually looking to get into HWP soon.

>>553070876
> Do i need to be very physically fit? i'm a heavy smoker
Make sure you can do the bare minimum obviously, and then make sure you can do 100x that. It's HARD. Smoking fucks with your breathing so you're not making it easy on yourself.
Be comfortable running 10 km at the end of a strenuous PT session.

>>553070902
>how much does ethnicity come into account when applying?
tbh, it isn't even a negative thing. I'd say you get a better chance.

>>553070949
>would you have been a cool guy and let me off, officer?
In that situation, yeah probably.

>>553071067
because learners are learning and will very rarely 'see how she goes'.
P platers on the other hand, as much you all hate to admit it, tend to be overconfident in their driving ability.
Let's not give them high powered cars yet.
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>>553071710
>jap cars are better than commodores
ANY car is better than a commodore.

Heaps
Of
Losers
Drive
Em
Now

The ONLY positive thing about holden's is that they keep complete fuckheads out of fords
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>>553071650
Yeah mate, I was born there.
Not exactly something to brag about, but yeah.
Definitely worth being that high up the list haha.
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>>553072074
Op these are good answers, I wanna become an officer, I'm in QLD btw. But my girlfriend thinks it dangerous and all that. Anything I can say to make her feel better about it?
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>>553063957
I heard Austria is the worst country in the world. Is that true?
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Any sutherland shire fags here?
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>>553064118
Because soccer is for fags my friend
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>>553072431
> Austria
kill yourself
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>>553072074
fuck alright. probably gotta quit smoking then since i get puffed out just climbing a longer than average flight of stairs. not to mention my girlfriend has been on my arse about it for weeks now.

anyway, keep up the good work mate. i know a lot of people hate cops but i reckon you do a good job at the end of the day
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>>553068820
47
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>>553070949
know your rights - they need reasonable suspicion to search you. Never consent.

lawfag here.
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>>553072668
Australia doesn't have a 'bill of rights' you fake lawfag
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>>553072074
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>>553070861
LOL Dapto.
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>>553072413
> Op these are good answers, I wanna become an officer, I'm in QLD btw. But my girlfriend thinks it dangerous and all that. Anything I can say to make her feel better about it?
Honestly, no. You will be bleed and you may well even die out there but you are protected by your second family. You'll develop a 6th sense for situations where you can just predict things, you'll see things differently and you'll get a pretty dark sense of humour after a while.
It's a very rewarding job and you get a lot of it.

>>553072668
>know your rights - they need reasonable suspicion to search you. Never consent.
A shoplifting call on a POI matching his exact description is more than enough reasonable suspicion
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>>553072668
reasonable suspicion = police desgrection.
they can do what ever the fuck they want
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>>553072765
We don't need a bill of rights to have rights you fucking super breed of moron cunt.
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>>553063957
Was it you who took my license and gave me a 815 dollar speeding fine ya cunt?
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You guys have a cunt of a job I couldnt do it. How do you not beat the shit out of some young cunt with attitude giving you grief when you bust them?
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>>553073051
The satisfaction in getting that reaction just for doing your job makes it so much more worthwhile than giving them a beating.
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>>553072074
>Never. A few people in the academy said they were pretty keen to use their batons

>"particular, many statements made by Police that were recorded by Legal Observers indicate this attitude of ‘punishment’ amongst some police officers. One police officer, when brandishing his baton was heard saying words to the effect of: "I love smashing fucking feral faces with this thing, I smashed three people's faces this morning”. Another Police officer was reported as saying “I don’t give a fuck mate, you’re next” after he had informed about a protestor who had been injured. Another was observed saying “Fuck off moll, you shouldn’t be here” as he held a woman around the throat. (Details of these incidents below)"

These sorts of cops definitely exist in Vic though.
Could you see this happening if another S11 protest was held in Sydney?

>inb4: [citation needed]
http://australianpolitics.com/downloads/pg/2001_s11-legal-observer-report.pdf
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>>553072571
Well, I have googled it in the meantime and come to the conclusion that Austria indeed is the worst country in the world.
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Hey OP, currently in the Army, and am thinking of joining the Police Force after I discharge. I used to be a grunt but had an ankle reconstruction, however I can still do all the PT tests easy as fuck. My question is, would my experience help me get in, and would they hesitate because of my ankle?
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>>553072074
Also, this: >>553071336
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>>553073051
>>553073051
>You guys have a cunt of a job I couldnt do it. How do you not beat the shit out of some young cunt with attitude giving you grief when you bust them?
People always ask this. At the end of the day, you're there to serve the public and to defuse the situation and not beat people up.
You take whatever action the situation fits.

People mouth off, but so what? At the end of the day, maybe in a matter of minutes you'll both be going in different directions. The other guy probably with a fine in his pocket that as much as he hates it, he's going to shell out for it.
You control the situation.

I'm a nice guy, I'll have a conversation with you if you're nice but if you're a cunt, I've got a whole lot more things up my sleeve that'll just make your day worse.
Be nice, get nice back.
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>>553067025
Mr cool ice.
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>>553072464
ex-suth-shire here.
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>>553073496
>Hey OP, currently in the Army, and am thinking of joining the Police Force after I discharge. I used to be a grunt but had an ankle reconstruction, however I can still do all the PT tests easy as fuck. My question is, would my experience help me get in, and would they hesitate because of my ankle?
Army experience is a good thing, although don't expect respect for it because you'll be hated.

Your ankle problem has big potential of fucking you up. I've seen people get disqualified for WAAYY less. Don't leave your medical for the last minute because it will take a while.
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>>553072171
>The ONLY positive thing about holden's is that they keep complete fuckheads out of fords
>Thinking there's a huge difference between fords and holdens
Bogan detected.
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>>553063957
Is that you?
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>>553073639
where are you now?
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>>553063957
Go fuck yourself cop. You look like you need it
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>>553072171
>they complete fuckheads out of fords
>complete
Ok
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>>553073006
No. You just need power or at least a benevolent master.
Very few aussies have the former and none have the latter.
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How come no guns for anyone? Are you overrun with foreigners or have you developed the gay gene like the British?
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Why are cops so against people recording them? I have my phone in a windscreen mount and when I get stopped I turn it to face them and record our interaction

No less than 5 times they have told me to stop, that it's illegal..

Have to educate them motherfuckers

Last time I got a notice to appear for "recording police" which is not even a fucking law, I called to enquire about it and they had no record of it being lodged

Why are police so useless at knowing the law + hate being recorded?
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>>553066905
Except people in Australia have an amazing quality of life, people in ukraine didn't/still dont.
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>>553073862
Your point?
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>>553073982

Tony Abbott is the High King of Australia. Kneel before him.
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>>553070727
Copper here

Depends which state you are in, in Vic police usually only have to give name/rank/station location if they have first asked for your details.
People get so caught up on asking for badge numbers, I will give anyone my details if they ask for them (far easier that arguing with people about it for 10 minutes) but I never give my badge number on principal
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why do you keep saying how physically fit you have to be to be a cop when I see overweight cops I can outrun easily everyday? Or is it just pass the test once and that's it?
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>>553074441
Never seen a fat NSW cop, only fat one i ever saw had a neckbeard and was outside the Police station
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>>553074441
Its in your best interest.
There's no way you can pass the acaedemy with average fitness.

Anyway, good thread. I'm off now.
Bye
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>>553073827
SE Queensland, probs going back to Sydney though. It's humid and crappy up here.
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>>553072858
Thank fuck i'm a far bit away from dapto
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>>553074297

Although if you refused to ID yourself at all, I would have your name and a photo and still lodge a complaint about you.

I've only had 1 out of 3 of these complaints upheld, but it is still a lack of professionalism to refuse to identify yourself to a member of the public, 456AA or not.
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>>553074297
Oh shit, it's the Victorian Police! Run! Save yourselves! Don't let them near the children!
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I'm as ignorant as fuck-- why are cops generally resistant (or at least hesitant) to giving out badge numbers? I mean, the person(s) they are arresting/pulling over/whatever already know their names and appearances and etc.
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>>553075093

Australian police generally don't have badge numbers as such, they do have personnel numbers but you don't need them

All the law requires them to give you is name, rank and station. You can easily lodge a complaint off this but I'd advise you to take a photo of them anyway

Never complain to the station, it goes fucking nowhere. Leapfrog them as I always do straight to CMC or your state's equivalent. It is much more serious for them to deal with and will usually get ethical standards command involved in it. If nothing else, it frightens junior officers :)
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How do you go about applying for the NSW police force? I already have a uni degree in an unrelated field. Do i have do get another degree or can i just do basic training or whatever it is? And if so, where can i apply?
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So, my little brother (16) was pegged by a victorian cop for trespassing, and he tried to leg it along with his dickhead mates. He got caught, but said the officer was abusing him verbally after he was only polite to the officer. He was told he was going to be arrested and abused by the officer for a full 10 minutes. He was let off, thank fuck. Does my family have a right to sue the policeman/station?
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>>553075379
So what were your complaints about and did they accomplish anything?
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>>553076005
2/10
There's the barest merit to such a complaint.
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>>553076027

I used to do a lot of anti-CSG protesting and police were super keen to harass us to the point of following us on foot for 1km to find a rego to identify us

Following us to work, talking to our bosses to try to dissuade us from turning out to protest.

Police would refuse to identify themselves and basically try to claim we couldn't film them

I made a total of 12 complaints on various matters including one of unlawful arrest

7 of the complaints were upheld in full and disciplinary action taken, however these were only dealt with by putting a mark on their personnel file and "managerial guidance"

Oh and I'm flagged as anti-police on their system, so ripe for raping when the police stop me for RBTs etc.
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>>553074668

damn, ex NSW cop here, was just about to ask how you felt about the death and disability scheme changes.
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>>553076251

that's because you're a fucking commie mate we should have gone up North and hosed you all down with the water canon but the faggots in Parliament House pussed out of it.
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>>553076251
So essentially it does nothing except make what can at times effectively be a state sponsored gang angry with you? That sounds like a good way to invite trouble and get nothing for it.
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>>553075379

That makes sense. I can't imagine the actual station doing anything. Each tends to (well, from what I've observed) stick together and cover each others' backs. Which I guess is great for them but shitty for anyone with a legitimate problem with one of the officers.

When I have issues (for example, last month my bank was trying to pull some shit over on me) I immediately ask for at least a district manager. I argued with my bank's manager for about 30 minutes and got nowhere, then finally asked for the DM's info. She got back to me promptly that next morning and helped me out, apologizing for any inconvenience.

I'm really tired and I think I'm rambling, but going to the higher ups is a great thing and almost always gets things sorted out.
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>>553063957
you catch a teen with a little weed, what do you do ?
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>>553063957
Sydney area sr sgt reporting in
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>>553076652

On the contrary, the harassment ceased after the last complaint was upheld against a Sgt. It was almost like night and day, suddenly the police respected/feared us and the bullshit stopped

Maybe it was coincidence, maybe not.
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>>553063957
what would i be charged with if i was caught with 3 grams of MDMA, and how serious would it be, is too large to pass for personal use?
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Can I still be a policeman if i know who my father is?
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>>553063957
Shillbot
Sage
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>>553076829
>On the contrary, the harassment ceased after the last complaint was upheld against a Sgt. It was almost like night and day, suddenly the police respected/feared us and the bullshit stopped
Oh. It was just the bit about being on a list and getting raped at RBTs being put at the end there that made me think that the harassment hadn't stopped.
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>>553063957
Was Damian Leeding (the pig that was shot dead on the Gold Coast) a friend of yours?
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>>553077169

I'm talking about the CSG issues

I'm not sure how familiar you are with the protests but we used to have police assaulting people, cuffing people, stealing cameras, illegally searching, harassment etc etc

This is what we fought and stopped

In the process I am now labeled anti-police for life, and this is something they can apparently do legitimately although I have complained it has not been removed

But with regards to CSG, we won. They keep their distance, do not interfere and just do their job which is keeping the peace. Not trying to shut down protests their bosses disagree with.
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>>55306395
have u ever done/do drugs? what kind/type?
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>>553069240
answer the question cunt
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Does Op know psc watch 4chan?
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am i back in this thread or what?
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>>553077321
Yeah but aren't they going to harass you outside of CSG protests now because of it, though? Or do you consider that to be worth it?
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You see it on the telly, all the shows about police,
"Yeah real life stuff with blood and guts that show it like it is"'
The poms have got the Sweeney,
"The yanks Starsky and Hutch",
But we're Australian super cops they call us Fair and Just.

'Cause I'm a fair dinkum asshole, "And I'm just a proper cunt",
We used to be gestapo but this is much more fun,
"Kickin' ass and crackin' skulls", and bustin' our own moms,
The best two coppers you can buy they call us Fair and Just.

I was born a fuckin' asshole so to me the job's just right,
"And I deserve a fuckin' badge bein' a dead cunt all me life",
And we're the fuckin' perfect pigs, "The fuckin' best there is"
You'd have to team up Hawke and Howard to find a bigger pair'a pricks,
'Cause I handle all the hookers, "And me I handle thugs
And I get off on bashin' poofters", and I get off on drugs,
And I like interviewin' molls, 'cause they got a fuckin' quid,
"And I like interviewin' cunts around the face and fuckin' head".
Yeah I'm a fair dinkum asshole, "And I'm just a proper cunt",
"I would'a liked to'a been a mounted cop, just imagine that", "Yeah a burnt out racehorse with a cunt, half way up it's back
And I like pinchin' lady drivers 'cause I give 'em all a chance,
"Yeah with your special breathalyser hangin' out your pants",
But we've learned some pretty useful stuff since we've been on the force,
Yeah like how to hold me fuckin' hand out, "And how to use a knife and fork,
We're almost fuckin' human", yeah but the hardest thing we've found Is how to walk without our fuckin' knuckles draggin' on the ground.
'Cause I'm a fair dinkum asshole, "Yeah I'm just proper cunt",
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>>553078845
and one for the nerd nazis
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If I get into a fight with a muslim/abo/leb who's side will the cops most likely be on?
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>>553081140
theres a difference with muslims and lebs?
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>>553063957
Australian copper is shit
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>>553081204
Muslims dont gym
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>>553082104
gotchya
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>>553082104
even if the muslim has a gucci bum bag?
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>>553082298
The only towel heads I see are skinny cunts pushing trollies in caboolture car parks
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>>553063957
ADF member reporting in
I was deployed to Kabul and Kandahar with some of the AFP members who were serving. They are really good blokes and they are very brave.
In saying that the soft cunts that I see on the beat wearing the uniform makes me sick and it's a fucking disgrace to our country. Hope you're not one of them.
>Also your 1km physical test pisses me off
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I've got a good question, what happens when you dodge a cab in australia? Been too much of a pussy to actually try it yet.
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>>553083397
They chase you and then if they can't catch you they just ring the cops and give them their in car video footage of the "runners" in the back seat.
Don;t even try it anon
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>>553083729
what happens after that though? Do they try track down people from the footage or?
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>>553076175
are you fucken dumb? the cop thought to himself I am going to nice tonight and not arrest him, but then thinks hang on if i just let him go he wont learn anything. So what he does he try to make this whole encounter with the police so unpleasant that he won't ever want to get into trouble again. So he did what he could to try and make him learn and let him go.

And you want to fucken sue the cop for teaching your dipshit little brother a good lesson on how to stop being a dipshit? Maybe you are too stupid to understand.
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>>553076005
are you fucken dumb? the cop thought to himself I am going to nice tonight and not arrest him, but then thinks hang on if i just let him go he wont learn anything. So what he does he try to make this whole encounter with the police so unpleasant that he won't ever want to get into trouble again. So he did what he could to try and make him learn and let him go.
>And you want to fucken sue the cop for teaching your dipshit little brother a good lesson on how to stop being a dipshit? Maybe you are too stupid to understand.
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