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ITT: Fapping Stories

>be 15
>time to fap
>sit at desk that is next to my door
>find some porn
>fap for about 6 Sandy Hooks
>conservative mother burst in with laundry
>she drops the laundry and screams
>the scare from her opening the door cause my hand to jerk suddenly
>oh shit
>I need to cum after that final jerk
>I try to squeeze my penis so no cum leaks while pulling up pants
>she passes out
>I try to check on her
>squeezing so hard it hurts now
>Can't hold it any longer
>Cum and instinctively release hand from penis
>Cum falls on passed out mother
>mfw I gave my mother a facial
Nobody else has a fapping story
>be me
>first time fapping
>use a sock
>watching bitches pee in each others mouth
>fapping furiously
>don't know what to do with the sock
>put it on my foot
>feels weird
>put it in bin
>someone might find it
>filled it with water
>threw it other my neighbours fence
Not one that can top cumming on my mom
Well done
I still can't watch facials in porn without remembering it and feeling shame. I cleaned her off before she came to, so she does not know, or at least has always acted like she didn't.
i have one involving my grandma's house, a discovery channel documentary and one involving my ex roommate. all of them shameful as fuck . will tell if any of you get a 41.
fucking god tier
Why not just tell the stories?
Haha, fuck you.
I once succeasfully jerked off in a car with 3 other people. All were awake. No one noticed
Did you cover it with a blanket or something?
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One time when I was in high school I was fapping as usual. At the exact moment that I was cumming my sister came into my room to bother me. I managed to hide myself with some blankets though.
>be me
>15 or 16
>raging hormones
>could pump one out in 30 seconds if i tried hard enough
>long family car ride
>put blanket over lap
>little brother next to me watching spy kids
>finished while crossing a bridge
>be me 14
>jerking off to well worn copy of playboy with pre balloon tit pam anderson
>fapping like a fiend
>realize that its getting hot in here
>open old school window (slides up and down with a heavy wooden frame)
>dick rock hard sticking out window
>fap in the breeze
>finish on neighbors house
>do this for weeks till there is a build up of hardened cum
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>be me 13
>at church youth camp
>late at nite thinking about a minister's 20+ yr old daughter
>earlier in the day she wore tight shorts on a hiking trip
>the ass was fat
>pictured her sweet round ass bouncing up and down my little peepee
>peepee got hard
>stroked slowly beneath covers because i shared the cabin with 5 other boys
>i needed something to cum in so i grabbed dress socks from my luggage
>quickly unrolled a sock and came buckets
>rolled dress socks back up and shoved them back into my bag
>woke up next morning very early to get ready for sunrise prayer
>was in the shower when I heard my friend Miguel scream followed by a commotion
>i had taken my gamebay color and left it in my luggage after using it
>mexifag miguel tried to play it when I was showering
>blindly reached into my bag looking for my gameboy color
>instead got a handful of sticky socks
>i lied and said i was sick with allergies and that i had been using my socks to blow my nose
>mfw i had to keep blowing my nose with a sock the entire camp
Have also done this before 3 were awake 2 asleep
sneakiest jerk i've ever done
>came to
>be me 16
>hate the neighbor kids, but love the pool
>go swimming every day in summer, even when the assholes are gone
>fap in the pool constantly
>turns out cum wont disolve in chlorine water
>see neighbors older daughter covered in stringy white shit from the bottom of the pool
>a new fetish enters the arena
I never understood the cum in a sock thing
I think I may have a new fetish just reading that
>be me, 17
>older sister has her friend over, 21
>really horny, haven't cum in a week or so
>jerkin' it in my room
>sister is calling me from across the house, pretend to not hear
>she sends her friend over to my room
>expect her to knock
>she doesn't
>catches me jerkin'
>doesn't scream or anything
>looks at my cock then me
>licks her lips
i was jerking off into the pool all the time after that. i had an idea to jerk off into the tube that leads to the jet, so when they turn it on, the cum spreads all around, but i couldnt figure out the logistics
It makes it eaiser for me because im cut
I'm cut also, but I never have cummed into a sock
its cleaner if you ask me... shit just dries and you wash the sock. rather that than having to take a cum hand to the sink
She wanted the D in her mouth
Think so?
your story reminded me of an old penthouse forum story
I just cum straight into the toilet

Yes I do, did you capitalize?
I wish I would have. She was really cute and had her hair dyed electric blue. All petite and junk, too.
>not fapping anywhere else
Blue hair is my fucking fetish
I was expecting the window to crush your dick.
I'm pretty into it too.
Wow jeez wanna masturbate together? <w<
everyone always does.
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Oh goodness.
Wanna find me on Omegle?
Set your interests aaaasss... Blue Hair
That's kinda weird, is it only blue hair that gets you off? Or just colored hair?
Neither did I until I tried it. It's a great cum rag
Colored hair in general, but especially blue.

>trayvon brought back to life
>Zim zam Yamcha's him
>Zim zam destroys the dragon with mouth blast
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>Be 12 or something
>fapping hard to spongebob because why not
>Dad walks in
>Sees me
>Sees spongebob
>His face when
I do the same thing man.... Easy cleanup
Ba Baam!
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>fapping hard to spongebob because why not
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions
>cum into the toilet
But it doesnt mix up with water so it becomes pretty notorious even if you sink it

I generally end up swallowing, its quick, easy and tasty
Reminds me
>Be Me, 16-18 Can't remember
>Fapped like a mother, shot a huge load
>Hand soaked in cum, like Spiderman couldn't shoot more sticky white
>Hear brother coming up stairs, Move to end of bed and wipe hand
> brother comes in, sticks hand right on end of bed, why's it so sticky?
>I was wiping my snot there *poker face*
>Literally pick nose and wipe on spot while he watches.
>He says ew....
I remember the days before I fapped to porn and would fap to random things

>Be 8
>Still not aware of "proper" masturbation technique
>Put stuffed animal squirrel with a soft tail in underwear
>Adjust penis to comfortable angle
>Set stuffed lion on bed
>Go to corner of room
>Run into my bed, penis first
>Initiate counter clockwise hip motion on bed
>Death stare on stuffed lion
>Initiate clockwise hip motion on bed
>Pick up lion
>Throw him in the air
>Stop hips
>Put stuffed animals away
>Go downstairs and watch tv with parents

I miss those times
You know toilets can flush right? Have fun swallowing your cum, I have heard that pineapple makes it taste better.
that was the word i was looking for
I tried to flush many times but it would just come back to the surface
Do you have a low power toilet?
I have no idea, but it flushes dildo-sized turds just fine
>be young
>parents traumatize me about the evils of masturbation
>would go into it but it seriously haunts me...
>approximately 10 when I'm taken away from them because they were abusive
>eventually work through the issues they left me
>become pretty normal
>get good grades, work out
>reasonably attractive, I guess
>but I never got over the aversion to masturbation, I tried sometimes and it made me sick
>a few years into high school
>maybe 16?
>feel horny all the time
>resolve to fuck a girl within a month of the first semester
>know a couple girls have crushes on me
>ask one pretty blonde girl out
>she seems really into me
>go out on a few dates, get fairly close
>driving her home from movies
>"hey anon, think you could come in for a bit?"
>ohshit, is this it?
>go on, parents aren't home
>be led to her room
>we commence making out
>clothes are shed
>target is acquired, I go in
>we fuck for a few minutes, it's incredible, she's moaning all throughout
>feel something I've never felt before
>know what it is, but didn't know it would be like this
>the accumulated cum of 3-4 years builds up within me
>I scream as it's released
>blondie jolts as a loud CRACK resounds through the house
>I look down to see her limp body, a smoking hole blown through her head, leaking white
>as I watch the lifegiving semen, enhanced by the years of buildup, reknits the hole
>she gasps as her wounds are healed
>she gave birth to octuplets 3 months later

I just cum into the sink.
Lost it at
>smoking hole blown through her head, leaking white.
I'm too short for that
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Are there more pics of her?
Lol what the fuck did I just read
Plenty. She is Sash Suicide.
I didn't know how to properly masturbate until I was 13. As a kid I would stick stuffed animals in my pants and rub it, lay on my stomach in bed and rub my penis on my hand, and squeeze my penis between my thighs.
>Be 15
>In bathroom with Victoria's Secret mag
>Never seen grills naked
>Not naked but close enough
>Panis begins to pulse like a fat guys heart beat during a marathon.
>Takes off pants
>Jerks it
>Begins to feel orgasm coming on
>New experience
>Doesn't know what cum is
>Keep going
>Pressure blows harder than the ending to Indiana Jones Crystal Skull
>Jizz Cannon Activated
>Going everywhere.
>Rush for sink
>Step up on stepstool
>Fall over onto the counter, dick in sink
>Finish cumming
>Clean up everything with toilet paper
>Sticky, takes forever
>Turn on sink, Cum slides down easily

always cum in sink
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When I was a kid I always just came in my pants and then cleaned it with tissues. I occasionally still do this actually.

Half explains why I do that, Half contributes to thread.
As long as it's fapping related, it will contribute to the thread
I once fapped during class full of 40 people, I was sitting at the back behind three people and no one saw me
I once fapped at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert.
Penis out? I used to know a guy who classturbated through his pants. He got caught and made fun of for a while. Lucky for him, his penis was huge and the jock kids that made fun of him were jelly.
Through which song(s)?
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> Be me
> Never been caught
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Good for you. I think the majority of people get caught at least once in their life.
>Be 17
>At school
>After hours but still allowed on grounds
>Friends sometimes stay after to hangout and finish work in metals
>Finish my project before friends
>Decide to leave metals but not go home yet
>Waiting for friends to finish
>Wander school for a while
>Go to cafeteria
>Get skittles from vending machine
>Go to theater
>Hear someone from the stage
>Belong to theater group, wondering who's here.
>Open skittles
>Go backstage
>Girl from senior class 8.5/10
>Laying on prop couch
>Yoga pants around ankles
>Become Alpha as fuck
>Walk in
>She sees me
>Screams a little
>Hurriedly starts to pull up her pants.
>Drop skittles
>Tell her shes fucking sexy and not to stop
>Pant stuck on shoe, she cant get them up
>Walk over to her
>Take off shirt
>Touch her neck
>She's into it
>She keeps going
>She starts touching me
>Whip out cock
>We fuck
>Finish in her mouth
>Pick up skittle from floor
>Taste the rainbow
Snow, Scar Tissue, some other song, and Under the Bridge.
I'm a diaper fetishist.
I'm also into light bondage, so once when I was home alone, I diapered myself, and tied myself to a chair, and just before I tied my hands behind the back of the chair, I tied the vibrator in place, then turned it on full blast. It was amazing.
Sounds interesting
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This'll be our little secret, anon.
Taste the rainbow.
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>taste the rainbow
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She wanted it. That's why she pretended to faint.
Nah, I'm a guy, nothing interesting here, just some fag.
>be me
>summer after 5th grade, just learned to fap
>shared a room with my brother
>bottom bunk
>begin masturbating furiously
>bed shakes
>brother asks why bed is shaking
>ignore him until I cum buckets
>again asks why bed was shaking
>told him it was an earthquake
>believed me
>First nut humping my pillow
>Orgasm but barely any liquid comes out
>actually surprised anything comes out
>After learning what i was doing, the first thing I did was go straight to my older sister panties
>Kids in locker room saying they know what masterbating is
>"Its when you play with yourself for a long time"
>mfw im only 8 years old, no images cuz im on my dad's laptop
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I need you to demonstrate this technique
>taste the rainbow
fuck yeah man lelz
almost got quads nigga damn
>be 15
>gets stepmoms panties
>smell that shit
>raging boner
>fap hard
>cum loads
>wipe off with panties
>put panties back like nothing happend
>started playing xbox
I usually masturbate with underwear on. I'm uncut and kinda baggy foreskin baggy enough that the jizz gets stuck inside until I pull it back. Makes cleaning up easier, can even walk out to toilet and pull back/clean up there without any leakage. No foolproof as sometimes it does leak but almost always works.
>Just moved to new house
>woods just across the road
>Fuck yeah i love nature
>enter woods
>winter months so its snowing
>find bench on hill
>sit down and proceed to masturbate
>thinking I'd see anyone coming since i'm on a hill
>finish, start walking home
>see footprints of a person and their dog about 50 feet down the trail

I think someone saw me.
Nope I did that too
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>be in 7th grade
>sit in farthest desk down
>almost summer break
>hot girl with huge tits wearing jersey
>see her lift arm up, can see bra and all
>keep calm
>girl sitting in front of me showing lower back and some asscrack
>casually move hand to crotch
>rub finger along dick and jerk with said finger
>dat ass tho
>guy sitting next to me is none the wiser
>bust load, remain calm
>pants kinda staine, but dark blue jeans, so not too noticable
>excuse self to bathroom to clean up
and thats the story of when I jerked it in writing class.
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fapped to my teacher during class

pic related
Why feel ashamed here when half of these sack of shits wished they could have done that to their mums or sisters and even more, atleast she didn't find out dude.
More of a handjob story than a mb story but still
>In AP Physics
>GF Sits in front of me 8/10 still don't know how i got her
>Nobody sitting next to me today start reaching forward during lesson messing with her ass
>She is into it
>Reaches her hand back
>Her hand is now in my pants
>It begins
>lasts about 8 minutes nobody notices some fucking how

Also fucked her in the auditorium of that school
she was a wild one
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she used to wear no bras and her nipples were showing most of the time
I wasn't even sitting at the back but right in the middle of the room
when I came she was just one metre away, bending over to help a student
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I always fap in toilet but I never have thought of plumbing problem
Can that shit build up anywhere?
> mfw
I mean if it can handle huge shits then why not r-right?

I have seen universities put up notices telling people to not do it in the shower as it builds up and clogs drains.

I'd say toilets should be fine though and just using tp and a bin is another option
Lol I just bust in the toilet with out any tp I just bust wipe up and thow into bin
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>put it on my foot
>it feels weird
The plumbing system can handle it, no problems. The picture of the notice put up by the university is a fake
Yeah but does it stop and build up any where
I'm talking about toilets
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I think that explains weird fetishes.
I lost my virginity to Under The Bridge.

RHCP is the best example of successful heroin addicts.
moar stories

totally unrealistic story

semen doesn't build up like that
I was in kindergarten

>I have perfected playing with my peepee
>used to just flop it around till I came (just orgasamed)
>kindergarten was half days rest of the day I would spend at my friends house or he at mine
>get this weird tent thing
>like set it up and put it on your bed
>put it on my top bunk
>had a bunk bed
>friend over playing with monsters n stuff
>tell him i'll brb 1 minute
>goto my tent and fap furiously
>he wants to see what's happening
>cum and quickly cover my weiner
>he never knew
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>be me, pretty old
>have young wife, probs in her teens, name is Mary
>she's virgin, doesnt ever wanna fuck me
>i get horny all the time
>decide to jerk it one day
>oh holy god damn its up today
>dick is basically a rock
>pumping for about 5 minutes, almost finished
>wife almost done bathing, gotta go fast
>bust a nut, but no where to put it
>look all over, finally find clothing
>unload lake of semen
>go back to milking cow
>wife comes out, picks up cloth
>ohshit.jpg its her pants
>i just came in her pants oh my god
>she doesnt notice they're sticky, no idea how
>goes about her day like i didnt do anything
>few weeks later found out shes pregnant
>cries, no one believes shes still a virgin
>im too afraid to say i came in her pants
>try to make up bullshit lie
>i say i never boned her, must have been god or something
>mfw everyone believes me
>mfw i was the cause of a whole new religion

Just remembered this

>realized rubbing my weiner up and down made my peepee feel awesome
>tried doing it on every part of my body
>arms and legs
>mom asks me what im doing

>got caught fapping to honey I blew up the kids
>sitting with sister watching the TV
>under a blanket
>start fappin
>mom tells me its dirty and to wash my hands after
>never understood what she meant
>suddenly puberty and sperm
>ahhh lol
>be 15
>time to fap, watch some fucked up porn
>jerking it
>cummed, it's everywhere on my desk
>post-cum, I have a moment of silence, when I stared at the screen and felt sorry for myself
>mom suddenly bursts in the room
>starts asking me question, while I hold my dick below the desk
>when I get stressed I giggle for some fucking reason
>giggle like a maniac
>she comes closer, sees all the cum
>she exists my room, never talking about that again.
10/10 fucking lol man
Would a been less obvious if you took out her name tho
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