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Life hacks thread?
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>bending, and breaking
>dat comma
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg
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>>552874390
Nice thanks
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>>552874390
kek
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>>552874289
Newfag to commas?
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>>552874532
Don't do this. It makes mustard gas.
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>>552874054
>>552874390
>>552874532

Holy fuck
my first hack thread and I'm gonna solve three problems.
I knew this site had some good qualities about it!!!
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>>552874653
I didn't think that was an appropriate place for a comma
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>>552874706
more like Nerve Gas
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>>552874532
This one actually works fairly well, albeit a bit hard to work.
You really have to make sure you have a good connection. Since it's steel wool, you'll feel a very small amount of electricity travelling over your fingers. It feels almost like your cell phone is vibrating on your finger tips. If you don't feel the slight vibration, then you need to keep trying to bridge the gap.
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>>552874054
How in fucks name do you get it on in the first place? Both ends have larger appendages than the spring.
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>>552874390
I think you would mostly safe putting it in that hole
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>>552874054
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>>552875069
Protip; springs are just wires coiled up into a helix.

You can shove them on easily. Go try for yourself if you don't believe me.
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>>552875069
Cut the wire and tape it back together obviously
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>>552875069

ever heard of twisting the spring around it you foggot
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>>552875239
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>>552875326
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>>552874835
nice b8 m8
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>>552875406
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>>552875239
>Take an old etch a sketch
Does it have to be old or can i buy a new one?
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>>552875425
such epic maymay
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>>552875513
Yes
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>>552875239
Eh.. if someone does this, I almost think they deserve it.
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>>552874784
Lovin it
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>>552874814
Na, rather just use sticky trap and set it on fire.
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>>552874408
omg. awesome
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>>552875301
Every spring I've got out of a pen has thickened ends to prevent this from happening in reverse in the pen.
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>>552875425
It's impossible to bait anyone now that everyone points it out.
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>>552874390

Um, wouldn't that electrocute you? I wouldn't try this.
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>>552875513
Record this pls
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>>552874653
commas dont go where that comma was my friend
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>>552875773

No, the power only travels through the prongs of the fork while you do this, so you'll be fine.
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>>552874742

You know why they called it the xbox 360?
Because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away, lol.
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>>552875326
So what, does this just knock you out?
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>>552875326
What does this actually do?
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>>552875802
Why?
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>>552875326
now what does this do?
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>>552875958
you're a bit late to this.
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>>552874784
wow sick minded people post this type of shit ,all because you know youre going to die alone
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>>552875239

Dat address at bottom right doe
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>>552875857
'Oxford comma'
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>>552875979
>>552876016
>>552876085
Are you guys retarded or never had a childhood?


It's fun, you see stars and trip for a few seconds


Try it out
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>>552875698
Didn't get it til I realized oven tray.
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>>552875326
owowowowowowowow dont
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>>552875482
any 9fags ever confirmed to have done this?
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>>552876018
As a tutorial.
I will call it, 'stuff that will kill you and damage your things'
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>>552876220
ok
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>>552876241
Did it hurt anon? what happeed?
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>>552876016

Usually it just makes you go dizzy or blackout for a sec.
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Anyone have the one about changing the taste and consistency of your cum from different foods?
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>>552874054
>>552874835
>Open up notepad or wordpad, or the equivalent on Linux/OSX
>Type, "hack the internet"
>Save as autohack.bat

There you go, now you can actually scare your retarded friends and a nonyamusv with threats, and follow through with them. Also, you no longer need your antivirus as you will just autohack any potential threats before they can harm your system. It is a neat trick. If you're on Windows, it will remotely run through Microsoft's servers and an ivy league of prodigy sandniggers behind computer screens will take care of everything for you. Hack the department of defence, hack nasa, hell, hack moot, and we all know how hard that is!

Here is a lifehack diagram displaying how it is done for maximum effectiveness.
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>>552875773
no
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>>552876415
It's a bit like being drunk and shrooms, only for 5 seconds

Really fun


I would recommand doing it for 60 secs before standing up to be sure the effect works
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>>552876229
What?

I realize they are going to melt, but what's so special about oven tray?
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>>552876085
Makes you pass out
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>>552875326
for some reason I though this would just make you shit yourself
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>>552875406
Dont do this, it creates mustard gas
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>>552875239
>>552875406
I see the b8 but canĀ“t figure out the exact problem with both , help me out
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>>552876540
Metal and microwaves don't mix my friend
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>>552876486
can I have a link to where I can buy a gold account?
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>>552875958
I"m just going to leave this here
I want you to study it and then read your statement again.
if you figure it out, you can thank me later.
I hope you haven't told that joke to any of your close friends because, get this.

THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU
NOT WITH YOU

>thank me l8r
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>>552876714
http://www.goatse.cx/
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>>552876215
Is only applicable in a series of three or more terms
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>>552876714
https://www.4chan.org/pass
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>>552874784
don't do this!!!!!!!!!!!it creates mustard gas in your veins!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>552876606
How?

It just makes you trip and hallucinate for a few secs, if you do it good

>>552876654
Maybe you failed childhood or chemistry class
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>>552876696

Looks like a toaster oven bro.
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>>552876743
>>552875958
samefag
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>>552876743
360 and walk away was a joke that's been going on for a long time.
>now do yourself a favor, do a 180, and walk away from this thread newfag.
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>>552876606
i lol'd

>be sitting in that position
>blow on thumb
>shit blows out ur pooper
kind of like blow darts but with poop
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>>552876016
>>552876085
youtube com/watch?v=RLEOFwT8l4c
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>>552876486
Man... You are the only person that I have ever seen use the 4chan gold properly.
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>>552876696
You don't put them in the microwave retard.
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>>552876946
>>552877064
Oh too true
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>>552875958
You dense motherfucker
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>>552876696
....the instructions are to put it in an oven?
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>>552874289
Oxford comma, pleb.
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>>552876975
that would be so fucking dope
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>>552876220
>>552875326
this one is dumb, easier way to do it is take a deep breath and hold it, sit up straight and arch your back as far as you can, and push all the blood to your face until you black out
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>>552876990
youtube.com/watch?v=RLEOFwT8l4c

Why the fuck wouldn't you link youtube properly you fuckup
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>>552877225
cos I'm drink prolly.
Also I'm a fuckup.
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now i cant tell whats real and whats nerve gas

watever i didnt need to hack life anyways
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I remember when these threads actually had anons dumping stuff. Now it's just trolls trying to bait other trolls. You've changed /b/.
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>>552877131
newfag detected
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>>552875239
So in all seriousness what does this do and why? Does it blow up or release toxic fumes or what.
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>>552877393
don't man you will make mustard gas
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>>552876714
>>>/z/
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>>552876941
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>552875326
How to slav 101
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>>552876167
If people are stupid enough to do it they deserve to die
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>>552877396

It's as if you actually like endless reposts.
They have all been archived
Stop trying to sound like an oldfig
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>>552877576
Are you fucking blind? It creates gold.

Nah j/k, it will be fake gold, not real gold, else everybody would do it

But looks pretty neat though
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>>552877576
bleach and drain cleaner. what do you think what is it?
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>>552876892
What's the deal with this? The terracotta won't explode at candle temperature.
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>>552877576
bleach + drain cleaner = Chlorine gas (deadly)
Aluminum(Etch e sketch dust) + drain cleaner = bomb

All 3 = chemical bomb.

bleach + drainCl
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>>552876837
>>552877169
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>>552878060
FoxHound comma
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>>552875239
if it exhibits the exact same chemical properties as gold then you basically just made gold nigga!
Fuck, I'm an alchemist.
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>>552878032
Yeah sure, what's next? Mustard gas?
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Anyone have the rhyme scheme info page?
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>>552876167
>being this edgy
careful with that edge boy
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>>552878317
mustard gas
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>>552875958
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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>>552878015
the heat and placement of the terracotta causes microwaves to emit from it, gives anyone stupid enough to try it cancer.
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>>552878405
what the fuck is edgy here? learn the meaning of the fucking word
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>>552877629
Is this one real? Because I would try it if it is.
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>>552878530

The sun emits microwaves you acoustic nigger
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>>552878015

A candle wont heat your house for the same reasons an ice cube wont cool your house.
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>>552876969

Did you really call heaven a newfag, you summerfag?
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>>552878806
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>>552878569
>being this mad
careful with that rage boy
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>>552878732

You will die.
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>>552878530
m u s t a r d g a s
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>>552878960
k thanks.

Seems to be the gist of most of these lifehacks.
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>>552878015
Nothing, aside from the fact it won't work.
It produces heat sure, but it can't magically make a candle produce more heat.
Also even a cheap candle is actually more expensive than normal heating.
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>>552876743
excuse me?
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>>552876743
What are you, like twelve?
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>>552875958
you do a 360 and walk into the xbox? or you just stand there doing a 360 and then another 90 or 180 until you walk past it.
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>>552875482
O M G
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>>552876696
It's an oven not a microwave...
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>Implying I can't walk away from something whilst facing it
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>>552879341
enjoy your mustard gas
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>>552879229
360 radians is 57 full rotations + about 106.5 degrees.
You could easily walk away from something like that.
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>>552878530
Microwaves don't have enough energy to give people cancer. *BUT* I do like the way you think.
>>552878737
So? The hell does this have to do with anything?
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>>552878015
Expansion and contraction of bolts maybe? In all seriousness take our the bolts and just use plant pots and you can heat a decent size room with one candle
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>>552877629
musterd ges
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>>552877169
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma
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>>552877629
Trolls baiting trolls. Get a life you faggot.
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>>552878732
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Mine were green. There's an old joke going where everyone's paranoid this'll kill you or something, but it's legitimate, trust me.
Here's one we did in our science class. pic related
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>>552875239
It's alchemical bomb you retarded faggots
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>>552878847
I hope you didn't call this newfag while also being a newfag, newfag.
(ever heard of sageing, newfag?)
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>>552874054
life hack #4206669:
suck my dick everyday and in good time you might become as alpha as me
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>>552878737
>acoustic
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>>552880039
Oh yea? your school science fair from a few years ago using sugar?

Google image search exists idiot.
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>>552878847
> implying heaven is one person
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>>552879992
Oxford
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>>552880183

is sageing like thymeing? or minting?
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>>552875958
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
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>>552874289
That's why, you're a newfag, and a faggot.
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>>552880468
put sage in email
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>>552880468

It's not like minting. It is like thymeing though. And parsleying and rosemarying.
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>>552880461
I've seen those English dramas too, they're cruel.
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>>552879992
I like your taste
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>>552876743
not sure if troll or newfag
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>>552880345
Are you like, mad, or something? Man?
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>>552874054
That picture is a troll. When electricity moves along metal it generates magnetic waves. If you put that metal spiral around the cord then the metal will absorb with waves and turn them into heat energy. It could burn down your house.
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>>552876220

No what really happens is you pass the fuck out and crack your head open and die
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Wy d my xbox one dont work enymore ???...
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>>552880873
This
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>>552875958
fucking hell m8 you are dense in the noggin. fucking idiot.
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>>552881117
s-same fag
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>>552881135
Can you even read, faggot?
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>>552880873
>>552881068

No. Magnetic flux induction only happens with single core cables. There will be 2 wires inside the insulation running to the charge plug. This is the only good 'hack' in this thread. I use it on all my cables so they look neat
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>>552876654

I can't give you the names of the chemicals, my dad could; but, long story short, it blows up.
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If in 2014 any of you are stupid enough to do any of these "hacks", please, exit 4chan and never return, before you get killed
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>>552874390
Don't do this one guy, it will create mustard gas.
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>>552877629
I remember growing crystals as a kid. Shit was so cash.
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>>552874054
Don't do this guys it makes mustard gas
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>>552878015
It emits mustard gas.

(Sorry)
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>>552881135
> falling for oldest bait in the book
> mad as hell
> cancer britfag/ aussiefag

You've officially leveled up from "newfag" to "oldfag". Stay classy, my friend.
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>>552876743
>didn't get the joke
>posts the most useful image in the thread.
we've really gone a full 360 in this thread.
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>>552880201
autistic
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>>552874390
http://efukt.com/196_The_Love_Plug.html
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>>552876486
Gotta change the file name newfag.
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>>552876990
>2014
>not embedding
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>>552875662
You're a psychopath. You could have had a totally cool mousebro but instead you're an autistic socially retarded nigger.
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>>552875773
No, dummy, notices there's two holes and all plug ends have two prongs, you need both prongs to generate the electricity. As long as you only stick the fork in one hole, you're fine.
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Please only post hacks the do not produce mustard gas.
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>>552875482
mustard gas
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>>552876303
yup, it may sting a bit, but after the initial pain just apply more and the visuals will be amazing
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>>552884394
DO NOT DO THIS, it produces mustard gas
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>>552874390

Sticking a fork into a socket in the UK isn't as easy, it is possible however. We have a 3 print system here, the 3rd prong acts as a safety one. When it goes into the hole it opens a latch or gate type thing that opens gates on the live holes. Without the 3rd prong, you can't get electrocuted.

Stupid amerifats and their 2 pronged shit-tier non safety sockets.
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>>552874054
You could do that, or not buy overpriced low quality apple products.
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>>552877710
They dont, thats the mindset of the weak, the beta.

Alpha people will take care of less fortunate, including those who are less fortunate mentally.
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>>552875069
God you're fucking retarded
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>>552884675
That's called a ground retard and that's not what it does at all

http://electric.answers.com/safety/why-do-you-need-a-ground-plug
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>>552874390
FUCK YOU BITCH
I JUST DID THIS THANK GOD I WAS CHEAP AND BOUGHT FORKS WITH RUBBER ON THE END. FUCK. MY HOUSE HAS NO POWER. FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
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>>552880873
the spring is far from equal to a coil, I doubt anything would happen
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>>552884675
confirmed autist.
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>>552881892
Also this
the magnetic fields will pretty much neuter themselves
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If you rub vegetable oil (or any other edible oil) on your anus before you take a shit you won't have to wipe afterwards. It also works with chapstick.
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>>552874653
>>552877169
>>552880587
"In loving memory of:
My brother, Elliot Rodgers, and Adolf Hitler"

Yep, the "Oxford" comma sure is the best way to clearly and unambiguously get your message across in text.

>Hurr durr. I did a humanities degree so I know how to use punctuation according to a set of rigid rules instead of knowing how to use them so whatever I write reads well. Now excuse me while I finger my asshole and jerk off to a semi-colon, a symbol that wouldn't be necessary if not for the superfluous use of commas that I promote like the ivory tower "intellectual" I am. Hurr durr
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>>552884394
>implying there are lifehacks that don't result in mustard gas
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>>552886475
so is this in loving memory of 3 people or 2
fucking commas
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>>552885614
so how are you posting...... holy fuck your magical!!!!
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>>552887074
phones don't real
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>>552885126
if you guys didn't get this one then check it out... you'll die from the fumes of this mixture
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>>552887074
>not considering mobile
>being this stupid
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>>552887063
inb4 newfags forgot to press enter ..
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>>552874054
Or just buy a phone from a company that doesn't build their charger cables in a way that they break every 3 months so you have to buy new ones.
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>>552885318
No, basically the bottom two holes(l&n) are blocked until a pin is inserted into the top hole.
So you would have to poke something into the top hole and the bottom hole before you can get shocked. Uk plugs are by far the safest for a multitude of reason.s
>pic related (look at bottom holes)
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>>552878405
>>552878937
>xD Le troll

Damn 9faggers are floating in like crazy recently.
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>this thread
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>>552887435
Help, i just did it on my pc internet no work pls

Who ever doesn't know about /renew should deserve to have no internet.
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>>552887751
This guy gets it.
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Good stuff here...
>captcha : rior fgaying
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>>552887943
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>>552888097
[spoiler]shiiiieeeeet[/spoiler]
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>>552878843
You are truly retarded. A single candle could heat a small room
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[spoiler][spoiler]bobes[/spoiler][spoiler]boobs[/spoiler][/spoiler]
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>>552874784
Some of the other ones were kinda funny, but this is too far. If some idiot reads this, doesn't know it's a troll, and tries it, they'll fucking kill themselves. It's not funny in any way. A lot of what happens on /b/ is fucked up, but it's all harmless and/or in good fun. This is just down right sick and twisted.

tl;dr don't try this, you will die.
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>>552885126
>>552885126
This hack is completely legit, I actually used it to paint some rad ass coffee cups for cheap.
Only good fucking hack in this thread.
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>>552888097
>>552888312
>>552888391
hownew.ru

Windows + Tab
Windows + D
Windows + Space
Ctrl+ W
Windows + E
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>>552888097
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well shit.
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>>552877629
Yes, just like the image says, try this at home kids
don't even bother with the parental permission, surprise them with your greatness
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>>552875662
2 edgy 4 me
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>>552888478
Sounds like you could use a little O2 m8
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>>552876229
The tray means nothing
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>>552888478
gb2/9fag/reddit/facebook, newfag
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>>552888007
I feel as though there's a reason that wouldn't work but it's not obvious to me.
Well shit, might as well burn my dick off trying it.
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>>552888007
>>552889095
Wait wait I just realized
>lighter
>wool


Well considering the cap protect the wool, there's no reason anything should go wrong.
We should all try this one, cheap fleshlights!
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>>552889095
DO IT, just DO IT
>so good
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>>552874784
Totally try this shit out man it works like a charm
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>this entire thread
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>>552887063
ipconfig /renew to fix the fuck-ups attempt at trolling, for you who doesn't know
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>>552884902
Using words like alpha and beta is the true mark of a weak man. I bet you think slaving away for your jew boss is something to be proud of too. Fucking ausniggers man...
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>>552889509
This entire thread is mustard gas?
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>>552880873
it would need to contact active wire for any damage to occur, and the terracotta heater works ok, better in a smaller room, but it would be easier to pay a heating bill
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>>552874390
Doesn't the electrical charge create mustard gas?
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>>552889509
This entire thread is Colman's Mustard jars ricocheting off the walls?
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>>552874390
>>552874532
>>552874742
>>552875239
>>552875406
>>552875482
>>552877629
>>552880039
>>552885126
>>552885848
Practical jokes on /b/ is about having people damage themselves badly or in a worst case scenario, kill themselves.
Somehow this is construed as "lulzy".

also, and this is important: "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
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>>552874814
you can also take the 2 liter bottle and cut off the top, mix some sugar with water and smear it on the inside of the bottle and then add some water or alcohol (preferrably alcohol) into the bottle and put the lid on it as the image shows and bam, you got a wasp/bee catcher.
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>>552876892
Dont make it! it makes mustard gas!
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>>552889850
nope, just pain and a blown fuse
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>>552876303
>>552875482
did this accidentally once, but it was with regular oil
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>>552891092
and result ?
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>>552888007

The only thing in this thread that won't kill you. I remember when /b/ actually posted cool shit in these threads. It sure is summer.
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>>552889982
Dont do this. It creates mustard gas
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>>552889982
>retarding up your Mark III this much when a piece of 3/4" PVC fits over the end perfectly
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This thread
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>>552891316
Everything was rainbows. It was very disorientating

It was like vegetable oil too
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>>552892089
Dont do this. It creates mustard gas.
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>>552890194
I've seen some of these reposted on facebook, even one that was part of a real website's article on "lifehacks".
None of us are as cruel as all of us.
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>>552883940

>wanting a disease spreading, introduced pest as a "mousebro"
>calling someone else an "autistic socially retarded nigger"

You're a stupid hipster gay cunt. I bet your house is fucking filthy and you just let the cockroaches and mice run rampart cause killing pests is Inhumane and you have no friends so you substitute in "animalbros" instead, enjoy breathing in dried out airborne faeces you hippy faggot
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>>552874917
I don't believe it was
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>>552874814
Where's the catapult? Where's the diver? Where are the cranks and levers?

>0/10
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>>552874054
Or more easily, don't buy Apple "designed for the dump" product.
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>>552874054
Can I use a spring from a new pen?
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I loled>>552877693
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>>552893447
No, it creates mustard gas
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This is mustard gas. You do not get mustard gas with shitty bleach and ammonia. Read a fucking chemistry book all of you parroting clueless cunts.
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>>552894238

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dude you are a comic genius!!! 10/10 post so fucking funny that shit never gets old!!! MOOOOoOoOoOoAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!1!!!!!1!111!
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>>552894605
I would, but too many posts can make mustard gas
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>>552894512
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!!!!!! HE'S TRYING TO GET YOU TO MAKE MUSTARD GAS!!!!
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>>552878015
this one is real dipshits
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>>552874054

i dont know my electricity, but will that induce some magnetic field and fuck up something?
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>>552875326
mustard gas
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>>552875263
>Protip; springs are just wires coiled up into a helix.

that is neither pro nor a tip.

that is a definition..

protip: candles are made of wax with a wick, typically burnt for light or heat
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>>552875698
i don't get it.

clearly this is insincere, but i don't understand what it is supposed to do
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>>552895585
lolno, the rubber jacket would insulate the wire from any EM interference.

same reason you don't get shocked when touching a cord that has electricity coursing through it
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>>552888518
[spoiler]neat[/spoiler]
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>>552888505
it still makes mustard gas
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>>552898418
>>552898385
>>552898276
>>552898173
>>552898116
>>552898007
>>552897927
>>552897872

is anyone appreciating this bullshit?
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>>552898534
yes. there are many who lurk. thank you
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>>552898637
glad to hear it, captcha's are a bitch
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>>552898787
shut up, no one wants your mustard gas
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>>552898007
>>552898116

Why would you need these tips when you can just drink your own piss?
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>>552890194
>2014
>Still using "lulz"
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>>552874390
hey it worked!
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>>552874054
How do you get the srping around the chord then, asshat?
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>>552875239
anyone else see the problem by combining bleach and drain cleaner?
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>>552874532
hey it worked!
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Does mustard gas taste better than regular liquid mustard?
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>>552877396
>I remember
>2012
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>>552899006

What if the toilet breaks?
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>>552874390 Electrocution
>>552874532 Burning
>>552874742 Bricks the device
>>552875239 Mustard gas
>>552875326 Fainting
>>552875406 More mustard gas
>>552875482 Makes you blind
>>552875698 Molten plastic on your oven tray
>>552877629 Chlorine gas
>>552885126 The fumes are deadly
>>552885848 Bleach in gas tank >hurr i'm smart
>>552887063 Turns off your internet permanently
>>552892089 This is true. Because you'll be DEAD
>>552892721 The razor wire will slice your throat and you'll die a slow death from drowning in your own blood while your hands are stuck to your face

"Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"
-Great and Powerful Poole
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>>552897927
how do I save this
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>>552898534
thx
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>>552900071
"i leik 23 suk diks" -u
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>>552900551
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>>552899913
he built his own rape dungeon, think he can fix a toilet
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>>552901069
I lol'd
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