>bending, and breaking
my first hack thread and I'm gonna solve three problems.
I knew this site had some good qualities about it!!!
This one actually works fairly well, albeit a bit hard to work.
You really have to make sure you have a good connection. Since it's steel wool, you'll feel a very small amount of electricity travelling over your fingers. It feels almost like your cell phone is vibrating on your finger tips. If you don't feel the slight vibration, then you need to keep trying to bridge the gap.
Na, rather just use sticky trap and set it on fire.
You know why they called it the xbox 360?
Because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away, lol.
wow sick minded people post this type of shit ,all because you know youre going to die alone
>Open up notepad or wordpad, or the equivalent on Linux/OSX
>Type, "hack the internet"
>Save as autohack.bat
There you go, now you can actually scare your retarded friends and a nonyamusv with threats, and follow through with them. Also, you no longer need your antivirus as you will just autohack any potential threats before they can harm your system. It is a neat trick. If you're on Windows, it will remotely run through Microsoft's servers and an ivy league of prodigy sandniggers behind computer screens will take care of everything for you. Hack the department of defence, hack nasa, hell, hack moot, and we all know how hard that is!
Here is a lifehack diagram displaying how it is done for maximum effectiveness.
I"m just going to leave this here
I want you to study it and then read your statement again.
if you figure it out, you can thank me later.
I hope you haven't told that joke to any of your close friends because, get this.
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU
NOT WITH YOU
>thank me l8r
this one is dumb, easier way to do it is take a deep breath and hold it, sit up straight and arch your back as far as you can, and push all the blood to your face until you black out
It's as if you actually like endless reposts.
They have all been archived
Stop trying to sound like an oldfig
if it exhibits the exact same chemical properties as gold then you basically just made gold nigga!
Fuck, I'm an alchemist.
The sun emits microwaves you acoustic nigger
Nothing, aside from the fact it won't work.
It produces heat sure, but it can't magically make a candle produce more heat.
Also even a cheap candle is actually more expensive than normal heating.
Trolls baiting trolls. Get a life you faggot.
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Mine were green. There's an old joke going where everyone's paranoid this'll kill you or something, but it's legitimate, trust me.
Here's one we did in our science class. pic related
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
Are you like, mad, or something? Man?
That picture is a troll. When electricity moves along metal it generates magnetic waves. If you put that metal spiral around the cord then the metal will absorb with waves and turn them into heat energy. It could burn down your house.
No. Magnetic flux induction only happens with single core cables. There will be 2 wires inside the insulation running to the charge plug. This is the only good 'hack' in this thread. I use it on all my cables so they look neat
No, dummy, notices there's two holes and all plug ends have two prongs, you need both prongs to generate the electricity. As long as you only stick the fork in one hole, you're fine.
Sticking a fork into a socket in the UK isn't as easy, it is possible however. We have a 3 print system here, the 3rd prong acts as a safety one. When it goes into the hole it opens a latch or gate type thing that opens gates on the live holes. Without the 3rd prong, you can't get electrocuted.
Stupid amerifats and their 2 pronged shit-tier non safety sockets.
"In loving memory of:
My brother, Elliot Rodgers, and Adolf Hitler"
Yep, the "Oxford" comma sure is the best way to clearly and unambiguously get your message across in text.
>Hurr durr. I did a humanities degree so I know how to use punctuation according to a set of rigid rules instead of knowing how to use them so whatever I write reads well. Now excuse me while I finger my asshole and jerk off to a semi-colon, a symbol that wouldn't be necessary if not for the superfluous use of commas that I promote like the ivory tower "intellectual" I am. Hurr durr
No, basically the bottom two holes(l&n) are blocked until a pin is inserted into the top hole.
So you would have to poke something into the top hole and the bottom hole before you can get shocked. Uk plugs are by far the safest for a multitude of reason.s
>pic related (look at bottom holes)
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Some of the other ones were kinda funny, but this is too far. If some idiot reads this, doesn't know it's a troll, and tries it, they'll fucking kill themselves. It's not funny in any way. A lot of what happens on /b/ is fucked up, but it's all harmless and/or in good fun. This is just down right sick and twisted.
tl;dr don't try this, you will die.
Wait wait I just realized
Well considering the cap protect the wool, there's no reason anything should go wrong.
We should all try this one, cheap fleshlights!
Totally try this shit out man it works like a charm
Practical jokes on /b/ is about having people damage themselves badly or in a worst case scenario, kill themselves.
Somehow this is construed as "lulzy".
also, and this is important: "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
you can also take the 2 liter bottle and cut off the top, mix some sugar with water and smear it on the inside of the bottle and then add some water or alcohol (preferrably alcohol) into the bottle and put the lid on it as the image shows and bam, you got a wasp/bee catcher.
>wanting a disease spreading, introduced pest as a "mousebro"
>calling someone else an "autistic socially retarded nigger"
You're a stupid hipster gay cunt. I bet your house is fucking filthy and you just let the cockroaches and mice run rampart cause killing pests is Inhumane and you have no friends so you substitute in "animalbros" instead, enjoy breathing in dried out airborne faeces you hippy faggot
This is mustard gas. You do not get mustard gas with shitty bleach and ammonia. Read a fucking chemistry book all of you parroting clueless cunts.
Dude you are a comic genius!!! 10/10 post so fucking funny that shit never gets old!!! MOOOOoOoOoOoAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!1!!!!!1!111!
>Protip; springs are just wires coiled up into a helix.
that is neither pro nor a tip.
that is a definition..
protip: candles are made of wax with a wick, typically burnt for light or heat
glad to hear it, captcha's are a bitch
Why would you need these tips when you can just drink your own piss?
anyone else see the problem by combining bleach and drain cleaner?
>>552874742 Bricks the device
>>552875239 Mustard gas
>>552875406 More mustard gas
>>552875482 Makes you blind
>>552875698 Molten plastic on your oven tray
>>552877629 Chlorine gas
>>552885126 The fumes are deadly
>>552885848 Bleach in gas tank >hurr i'm smart
>>552887063 Turns off your internet permanently
>>552892089 This is true. Because you'll be DEAD
>>552892721 The razor wire will slice your throat and you'll die a slow death from drowning in your own blood while your hands are stuck to your face
"Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"
-Great and Powerful Poole