holy fucking shit my sides have left orbit
I have some hostess christmas cakes I could vandalize
my friend's mom will wonder where her hostess christmas cakes went
OH GOD MORE
Cool Ranch is all over the place right now....
sorry, I found a small gingerbread man in the box instead of a cake BUT I have a sandwhich and a super reeses butter cup the size of a small plate
which do you want to see my dick through?
Thanks for the laugh and screencap
make a bouquet of lollipops with your dick in the center
>Hope this 404s soon
Fuckin newfag doesn't now about the beauty of heaven
sorry it took so long, had to wait for it to cool
tfw wife would happily eat snacks off my dick
tfw she's at work right now
tfw I have no pictures of this
feels bad man
OP here, ran out of food to use so I came on my weeb blade.
This thread has made me laugh harder than anything on here in a long time. This is some old /b/ tier shit.
>captcha unigger Persians
Holy fucking shit what a captcha.
If I see your dick through some food
I've got no plate so now I have to eat cheezits off my cock.
I d-don't have one sorry ;_;
have a f-finger through two swiss rolls
I don't have snacks but dammit I'm drinking 4Loko with a straw.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
I am also an wizard
But I don't have any wizard treats to stick my dick through
I don't have snacks left, so I made lunch in the middle of the night.
This really didn't feel very good.
This also didn't feel all too great
Just found this in my folder and realized how relevent it is.
This is literally everywhere, anon. Step it up.
look at my thumb
am no nigger
it's also way too small
I just couldn't get hard for any of these
should have done the icing last as well
I still felt obliged to boot
Girth is really all that matters and in correlation to the bun I'd say he's fine in length as well since he's not fully hard. Welcome to /b/, I just defended another mans cock.
ha ha, what a GC.
but still, i very much enjoy putting my dick to work, i want to continue being able to do so, plus i know the A&E people, so that would be a fucking awkward conversation
hard to see as two are joined like siamese twins, and so just looks like one large one, but there are three distinch oblong shapes there. the sack nearest the cap has both.
notice the vast asymetry
none so far.
not really. seems normal. no idea if it is functional, but seems to be connected to the same tubes as the other it is attached to
cause no one wants to see my white hot nuts.
HOLY SHIT THIS BURNS!
you put a hole through the fucking plate
>look how gay i am
calm down, son
I've only been here for two years. But this is the most original thread I've seen in a long time. We'll done /b/ros
Here's some of tits
here is some blue penis for you then
I'm too lazy to get up and get food. Appreciate my foodless deeeeck.
I eat xbox controllers becausw im actually a PC