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Fat girls trying.
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>>552739997
You have my attention. I have nothing to contribute, but I'll help keep it bumped, OP.
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>>552740320
this
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>>552740320
^
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>>552740320
>>552740410
>>552740707
those
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>>552739997
I died. That girl on the far right end couldn't jump over a mayonnaise lid.
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>>552740798
gold
lurking for more
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>>552739997
kek
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>>552740798
No vertical acceleration. She is beckoned to sea level
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>>552740798
omfg did she died
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>>552741193
certainly
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>>552741193
Yes. Two days later in the hospital.

Cardiac arrest from over-exertion.
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>>552739997
obligatory

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RtJGaA1moRo
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>>552740320
this
>>552740410
>>552740707
>>552740752
and these
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>>552741274
Poor hamplanet...
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>>552741274
Dat ID

>xbex is my feveret
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>>552741132
lost my shit for some reason. gg
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does that count?
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>>552741537
I said trying.
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>>552741537
>haha, you guys actually jumped
>faggots
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>>552741353
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz7_0B9nxbE

>seetgal rates
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>>552741654
From bad ballet to a well acted opera in 300K newtons.
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Why are they always on the left (from their PoV)?
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>>552741537

holy shit that landwhale is fucking massive
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>>552741654
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>>552742005
PFFFFFFFF-HAHAHHA
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>>552741971
>http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz7_0B9nxbE

That slow motion jiggle

Jeeeeeesus chrriiiiiiiist
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>>552741537
One girl is missing after the jump, that fucking whale ate her.
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>>552742005
Best reply in a while, bravo anon, bravo.
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>>552742359
Holy shit anon, good eye.
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>>552742005

Nice
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>>552742005
my fuckin sides
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chz1Saw0BTI
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>>552742359
>counts
Holy shit, you're right.
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>>552742234
this'n a niggy

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mH5Z5YAgI64

>rmtapha nominally
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>>552739997
>Fat girls trying to make an earthquake.
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Fat girls trying to cosplay?
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>>552741537

obviously she is just anchoring her fellow friends down in case a wild tornado should appear and try to swoop them away in their jump of glory. this woman should be labeled a hero.
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>>552741298
She later died from fat cancer.
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V7MF2ZlxdZs
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>>552741654
The fucking curtain. Too funny.
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>>552742848

i think that "woman" is actually some kind of exotic interplanetary object commonly known as "ham planets" which in this case got caught by Earth's gravitational field
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>>552743171
>3 seconds of footage
>let's loop it like 20 times at various speeds
>le master cinema
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>>552743441

in this is how, kids, the dinosaurs went extinct
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>>552741628
I think she jumped but while the other girls could stay in the air longer than one milisecond she got fucked by gravity. I bet she jumped like one inch high and the next day her ankles hurt.
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>>552743441
wig ?
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>>552743441
Took the weave right off of her.
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>>552743308
Maybe it is a gravitational field. They are evolving.
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>>552741496
>xbex
fucking kek
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>>552743657

Elephants can't jump. Obese people can't either.
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>>552743730
This is why we want you to take math and physics courses in school, fatties.
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>>552743657
Count the girls, one is missing. Fatty ate her.
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>>552743797
Good point anon, I'll give you that.
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>>552743626
>whale logic
>the guys face
11/10 i can't breathe
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>>552744003
slowpoke.org
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http://youtu.be/uAtxbNtmRkk
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>>552743837

I think she's fine. Look at that fat cushion in her belly.
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>>552739997
Oh this is good.
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>>552744069
Yeah, but not as slow as who I was replying to
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Gotta love those free range fat chicks.
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>>552743626
Breathless laughter at the logic
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>>552744404
She didn't even dent the drum. Must not be that fat.
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>>552742359
kek
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>>552741298
it broke.
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>>552743626
That man is a man who's tired of your shit.
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>>552743308
I think it's us and not them who have been attracted by their excessive mass
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>>552743441
>kenyan space program
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>>552744594
>implying I'm attracted to ham planets
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this one is my absolute favorite
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>>552744710
>"I must go my people need me"
>"Too fat to fly, sorry"
>"MUH CURVES, A THIN WOMAN WOULD GET TO FLY. RAPE RAPE RAPE"
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Kek
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>>552743557
hah
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contributing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzt7oCFN3ek
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>>552744710
That was almost a legit motorcycle trick.
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>>552743837


Well they already deny thermodynamics.
>>552744085
Think of the floor though. This is how fukushima happened.
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>>552739997
Third to the back has got some serious tits
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More, this is too funny.
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>>552743626
True respect to that guy for keeping his cool.
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>>552745038
Sorry, I though this is 'merica
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>>552744508
HAHAHAHAHHAHA! That's fucking great.
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>>552743441
dude has to be sitting on top of it to anchor it down for her
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>>552745817
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>>552746265
<3

more fat girls trying
pls respond
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>>552746538
Well see now, that's a pretty stupid setup.
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>>552743441
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>>552746538
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>>552743626
I can't handle his expressions
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>>552744909
i need souce for...emm .. ahh a friend?
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>>552744668

You just can't escape the gravitational field of a ham planet. Not even light can.
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>>552744597
ppppfffftttt
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The only ones that find fat women attractive are those sub human trash apes.

Fat woman need to spend less time in the kitchen and more on their knees until they can properly learn to put the fucking fork down.
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>>552746889
>i need souce for...emm .. ahh a friend?
you tell your. friend. I said look at the filename+waterwark
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>>552747050
I don't understand what being on your knees and knowing when to stop eating have to do with each other.
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>>552744597
kek
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>>552747157
I love how the skinny one just bails on the fat one haha
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>>552747259
What's she supposed to do? Pick her up and carry her?
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>>552747259
>>552747342

hide behind her
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>>552747157
>skinny chick
Runs so as to maximize her distance from the threat when no cover is immediately present.
>fat chick
Continues moving along the same path at slightly elevated pace.
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>>552747725
oh, man...
and the splashing afterwards...
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>>552747157

fat woman running for her life... at 0.1 m/s
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>>552745012
Guffaw.
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>>552747545
Why would you taze a pregnant woman???

What the hell was that cop thinking!??
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>>552747807
She successfully cleared the obstacle. That's not trying, that's winning.
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>>552747545
TIIIIIIMMMMMMMBBBBEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>552747904
kill it before it gets out?
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This is the best thread on /b/ this week!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj4tfNcB4Fo
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>>552747725

it finally made it to escape wherever it was being imprisoned by evil humans and return to its natural habitat
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>>552744909
Shit she is getting chocked by her own tits!
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>>552742178
Wut game?
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so there is this fat girl i know. shes always trying, thinking shes actually good looking, laying without caring. shes actually my best friend atm but she disgust me. what do /b/?
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>>552747904

that large, probably carnivorous mammal doesn't look human to me
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>>552743774
Glad I wasn't the only one to see that.
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>>552748063
>>552748001

this guy's fatfail collection is phat
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>>552748214
Make her someone elses problem.
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>>552740930
Top kek for creativity
My sides are in orbit
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>>552742178
Fuck.

Those are some of the most pulse pounding moments of any game.
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>>552747545
>tase a whale
>acquire global tsunami and earthquakes registering 10 on richter scale
>???
>profit
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>>552744597
lol
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>>552748351
i know its shallow but shes so annoying. always criticizing other girls that they are not smart. shes stupid too. but through her i met other 2 girls who are fit and ok looking, only problem they like her
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsbAf5E9UjU&feature=youtu.be
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>>552743441
Holy Shit, is the ground okay?
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Sorry guys, no more fat girls in my folder
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>>552747145
>mfw bbw
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>>552748692
Find someone to tame the whale in such a manner as to not look as if you are directly pushing her away. How hard is that?
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>>552747923

but i'm pretty sure she broke her back
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>>552743338
>le
go back to reddit, faggot
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>>552747807

fucked up neck for sure
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>>552744909
I think this chick is discusting but I want to slap the fuck out of her tits.

Like fucking smack those tits right off her.
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>>552748784
Aw, man. That's gold
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>>552744467
What you see there is an diamond drum.
Only the hardest metal can win against such monstrosities.
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>>552748323

rofl
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>>552748904
she has other whale friends its pathetic. she had a friend who abused her (girl friend not sexual) and now she is cutting with her and gets really drama queeny. if only she could go away now that she did her job damn it. I will try to take your advice thnx man
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>>552743694
weave
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>>552748187
Big Game Hunter, I think
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>>552747157
Should have just exploded.
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>>552742806
why does this make me hard?
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>>552749457
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>>552749457
That is fucking digusting
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> be me
> do a lot of sports
> be skinny/athletic
> have virgin best female friend who is chubby
> be drunk, try to kiss her
> she tells me she is not into me
> friendship ends

that bitch is still virgin and tried to contact me some months later... gofuckyourself.jpeg
that bitch made me hate fat people. they are just fuckin disgusting
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>>552749602
You imagine her eating a tub of chocolate, then shitting and vomitting it all over herself.
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>>552749714

>got rejected by a hambeast
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>>552742647
Usually people have ropeswings into water, but niggers cant swim.
Ropeswing into the motherfucking traintracks it is then.
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>>552749874

getting rejected by a *virgin* hambeast is ok
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>>552748115
your comment made my day
thanks sir
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>>552749874
This. Hang your head, brah.
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>>552749714
That's because she's into girls
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>>552746538
Thats just stupid.
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>>552749307

he looks like a sea mollusk when he's sliding
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>>552749691
I'd party with her
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>>552750136
Did that work?
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>>552750136
What on earth do you think they had in mind?
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Funny you bring this up...

Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES between the buttons and under the analog stick of my 360 controller.
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>>552748863
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>>552749874
>>552750080
that's the point. most of them see these "what guys really want" pics on fuckin 9gag or whatever and think that they are still high class girls with their ugly bodies. a lot of dem bitches should be happy if they ever get laid
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>>552748323
This activated my fucking almonds
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>>552750353
Why do you make yourself miserable

Dump her faggot
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>>552745775
Sadly, she didn't break her spine and still lives
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>>552750353
Just roll her out of your place. Jesus.
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>>552750353
You must be the most desperate, lonely mother fucker alive.

That is utterly disgusting. You couldn't pay me enough money to do that. I wouldn't even do it if someone put a gun to my head.

You disgust me.
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>>552749691
Awesome.
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>>552749714
I heard she is doing porn now
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>>552749537
>>552749476
Hivemind
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Run fatty run!
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>>552750353
copy/pasta
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>>552750353


I'd rather be alone than deal with that shit. Well to be fair I'd rather be alone than deal with any shit.
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>>552750484
>>552750571
Aaaah, niggers. Always niggering.
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>>552749602
Sad part is she'd be really fucking cute if she dropped down below 150.
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>>552744909
Tiacne
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>>552749307
Holy fuck the raft his fat makes is magnificent
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>>552750353
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>>552749808
Damn I just went from hard to jerking, thanks barh
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>>552750376


Fair enough. I suppose tumblr has given these piggly bitches an unjustified sense of self importance.
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>>552746538
>>552746667

Not even her fault. Saved a liability lawsuit like a champ.
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>>552750819

yep that's what i was thinking too... sadly still a LONG way to go
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>>552748034
>>552748256

>not getting the shitty joke
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>>552750683


Fuck me it looks like peter kay in a wig
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>>552749602
if she lost 300lbs she might almost be attractive.
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>>552741537

I wonder if she didn't jump or if she jumped but already landed.
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>>552750353
You poor, poor excuse of a human. What sin hath your forefathers committed to condemn you to this hell?
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>>552749602
she's a great example of a reverse butterface
i wonder how many pokeballs she can fit in her mouth
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>>552751140
She didn't take off.
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>>552742005
lel
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>>552750353
i would rather be dead.
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>>552749691

Not even fail.
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>>552744710
Bitch must be in a hurry for that mcdonalds offer, fucking fatties
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>>552750136
I guess she was to... tired... to get up!
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>>552749050
If she has neck that is...
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>>552749476
>>552749537
what are the chances of that
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>>552743626
is there a video for this?
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>>552747157
Why were they running?
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>>552749457
Why
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>>552751591
Her ass looks like a shelf.
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>>552751659
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>>552751591
I like that
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>>552749602
You're either fat and ugly yourself or desperate, there's no other explanation.
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>>552751008

errr... i think we actually do, duh
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>>552751659
The guy dropped a suspicious luggage. Must've been right after the boston marathon thing
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>>552751591
that has always been my worst fear.
i become so fat that when i standup my ass has been flatten by my weight.
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>>552751789
dat shelf booty

captcha: egoort though
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>>552743626
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>>552750353
Holy shit dude. My dad is the same way with getting poop everywhere.

Like he takes a shower, and there are giant chunks of poop in the shower drain.

I even have a picture!

And yeah he even gets poop on everything he touches. What is wrong with people
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>>552751659
it was a prank where the guy ran up with a suitcase dropped near people and ran away to make it look like a bomb.
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>>552743730
Well, I'll give her an A for effort!
Didn't stick the landing mind you.
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>>552750484
She has this look of "So what on her face after she crushes that poor basketball American.
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>>552750749
She's exercising. What's wrong with that?
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>>552741353
cringed hard, good shit anon, got more ?
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>>552751659
They make the suitcase seem like it's a bomb. This isn't the original video, I think.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=awm_cTCb6qQ
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>>552744658
>scholastic logo
im dying
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>>552750320
abortion.
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>>552750353
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>>552751023

His hands were pic related.
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>>552746538
Who still has free standing filing cabinets set up like that?
The Librarian in me is outraged.
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>>552750683
what the fuck is that?? who would enjoy watching this? even the guy in it can't get hard
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>>552743626

ANSWER THE QUESTION PIGGY
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>>552751023
That was like 3 feet... Fucking bones made out of Bigmac boxes
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>>552743626
Im out
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>>552751947
You need to move out asap. It may disgust you but it sounds like he has a serious fucking disgusting lifestyle. It will rub off on you even if subtly and subconsciously.
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>>552741298
10/10 will laugh every time
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>>552742005

lost it, oh my god well done anen
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>>552751945
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>>552751591
I-is that shit..?
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need something more original running and falling whales are getting boring
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>>552750953
It's ashamed, worst part is she'll probably never realize that under the layer of whale there is a 9/10 hiding between her sweaty ass cheeks.
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>>552751591
looks like the michellin man
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>>552752664

> It's ashamed

had to read that 3 times
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>>552751659
away from the suitcase "bomb"
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>>552742806
she looks familiar... name?
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>>552743626
>hurr being healthy is not improtent lol!
>that guy's expressions
10/10
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>>552752423
yeah he's a hoarder as well. The last thing I want is for his life style to rub off on me.

Him and I are moving to a new place with separate bathrooms though, and he had to throw away a shitload of his garbage, so that's something.
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>>552741354
This
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>>552749808
I wish I could find vids of that that don't involve Brazilian slags who don't even use real shit.
Nothing kills a boner like hearing 'OI OI OI spppphhhh OI OI OI OI OI OI OI' all the fucking time.
Just shut up and shower each others tits with shit.
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>>552752997
Let's now talk about this.

> Pics of dad
> Pics of hoarded shit
> Pics/stories of other weird shit
> ???
> etc.
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>>552749056
god, can you imagine that? just the pure fucking mass of your own body breaking such a sturdy structure.
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>>552752873
It's a shame* sorry
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>>552750749

i just started to think that if i stare at the gif long enough, the landwhale will get thinner

Also, what the fuck captcha?
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>>552751648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
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>>552750624
lel
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>>552750749
That's not funny, that's improvement. Let's hope she continued.
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>>552741654
i think she pulled a hammy
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>>552750353
this is sad and disgusting on so many levels
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This was fucking gold.
http://i.imgur.com/ASm8ng6.jpg
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>>552741654
every time kek
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>>552742005
thank you sir, i needed that laugh
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>>552751031
He actually manages to look better in a wig than that Toothless Meat Conglomerate.
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>>552743441
oh shit
> dat powerslide
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>>552749476
Your one is 2 KBs bigger.
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>>552741654
add keyboard cat to play her off and this gif is perfect
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>>552750484
that fucking "nonoNONONONO" before she crushes his pelvis
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>>552753351
Well I don't have any pictures of the apartment before the movers came. They got all the large furniture out, but this is my view of the front right window
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>>552747878
Nigga thats incredibly fast. Check your speed.
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>>552739997
ITS ALL PHOTOSHOP
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>>552753370
yeah but she still saved the cupcake
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>>552754203
DAT BIRD NIGGA
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>>552751947
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>>552746538
That just had to happen with a retard setup like this
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>>552753434
google street view in russia. This street in my city
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>>552754291
point one meters per second is not incredibly fast, are you retarded
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>>552744781
Not funny. just stupid. dude was a fag if he actually did that.
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>>552753351

Also, the shower when I got here was a nightmare. It was literally covered in orange mold, had bugs crawling in it, and holy fuck the smell.

Had to clean the fuck out of that all day with bleach and steel wool


It looked as if some of the mold was smeared all around the walls by a towel in a past effort by him to clean it.
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>>552749004
What are you, fucking stupid?
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>>552747545
as an EUfag this is how I visualize american getto
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>>552752394
common thing; not enough vitamin d
common thing for niggers
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>>552754804
tell him to go fuck himself and move out. seriously, that's just straight up fucked.
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>>552749056
Is that a morbidly obese asian chick ?
If yes it would be the first time i saw that
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GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE, CHERITA!
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>>552750353
I havent seen this pasta for a while. Nice to see again
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>>552754606
yes, he is
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>>552753491
holy shit this whole thing is fatty gold
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>>552755113
Nah, doesn't look asian to me. Just looks so fucking face her face turned chinese.
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>>552754961
He's already bought a place for him and I to stay at.

I'll test that out at least first before leaving.
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