https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufe oYZdhlEw what does /b/

>>552712368
>552712368
wtf dude i remember that shit too

>>552712368
this is retarded. Up until the very end of the video I was giving credit to the guy, and then he started talking about hollow earth and missunderstanding a scientific article talking about geology...

>>552713057
tru, but the berenstein bears part still confuses me.

Well yeah, but if this sudden change from Stein to Stain really happened, wouldn't there be othe similar cases?

>>552712368
There may have just been a misprint in some books. If you go on the U.S. ebay and search for 'berenstain books' and 'berenstein books', you will see a massive difference in results (i.e. a small percentage remember it this way). If you look at the pictures in the results for berenstein books, they all spell the name correctly (berenstain), with an incorrect title.

How this leads to a theory of an alternate universe and a hollow earth is quite remarkable.

what the actual fuck. i remember this series, and it was always definitely "stein"

OP nutjobs just like you are the reason why 9/11 truthers aren't respected in mainstream society. damn hippies.

>>552713878
Carrot top

I believe I read these books when I was younger. I watched the show too. I remember it being Bernstein Bears, not Bernstain Bears. That's strange.

I think the real question is, can anyone find these books from when we were kids of when it was spell "berenstein"? If those were inface just misprints, why are they different now???

>>552714493
That's just a bad case of autism

>>552714532
I'm going to try to dig one out brb
Also this sounds like some steins; gate shit

>>552714737
I remember he was a shitty comedian using props, all of sudden he is a roided freak of nature

>>552714802
>>552714532
i heard all the old copies say berenstain, but idk.

>>552712368
Its bearentain. I saw this theory and asked my mom how to spell it and she spelt it bearenstain. She clearly remembers it being that. She didnt know about the theroy before i asked her, so she didn't know there were any options, she just automatically knew how to spell it. You can delete thread now mods.

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>>552712368

>>552715163
>>bearentain

No offense, but you're all a bunch of goddamned morons, the guy in the video included. It's always been Berenstain but our minds remember it as the much more common Berenstein. As children most of us also pronounced it the more common sounding, more pleasant sounding "Berenstein". That's it. End of mystery. And all of you who swear up and down that it used to be different, welcome to how the brain works and how it can deceive us. Here's one of many straightforward examples of out brains fucking with us. Our brain can do this with something we're staring right at. Just imagine what it can do with something as dubious as our memories.

http://youtu.be/G-lN8vWm3m0

>>552714956
There hidden sone place don't feel like diging for it but somthing just occurred to me what if we are living in two diffrent world but we some how share the internet think about it when ever somthing happens like 9/11, this, and jfk assassination theres always ppl who believe in the conspiracys but what if those ppl are in the parelle universe and the conspiracies actually happened for them and when we give our side it sounds like a conspiracy OR what if some one altered something in time burt it didnt effect the internet or like I said some bearsteins; gate shit happenefd

>>552715217
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It was stein.
I fucking had almost every book... to top it off it was my favorite series of books from my childhood along with Stellaluna and Seven Blind Mice....
and what do you know that they're all gone now...
I'm tripping straight the fuck out right now.
Thanks OP.

NO FUCK YALL THIS SHIT IS REAL.

FOR EXAMPLE

the dude Andrew Zimmerman who eats bizzarre foods on travel channel. ALL OF A SUDDEN HES ZIMMERN. LIKE WTF

>>552715831
THIS

>>552715831
what the fuck.

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what do you think of this 14yo girl's ass ?

>>552715479
BLAH BLAH BLAH
NAH NAH NAH
YA YA YA

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>>552712368

>>552716147
more pls

>Bernstein Bernstain
>leads to parallel universe
>leads to hollow Earth

Now THAT takes autism.

Someone upload a timestamped pic of Berenstein Bears cover and I'll believe this shit

>>552715163
This makes sense. An adult would have actually looked at the word, children would just assume the title had an "e". Why else did we spell things incorrectly til it was corrected? Was "Berenstain" ever on your Spelling Quiz?

The name was changed to BerenStain, and it use to be BerenStein...

It's because the writer is jewish, and wanted to stray away from the Jewish origin of the name of the bears...

The publishers just changed it

>>552715831
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?

>>552716685
but to think so many of us remember it as berenstein is crazy.

>>552715831
OMG I JUST GOOGLED, ITS TRUE, EVEN MY TV HAS THE NAME CHANGED
WIKIPEDIA HAS NO RECORDS

I distinctively remember sitting in library class in 95-96 and looking at that book and realizing it was berenSTAIN. I asked my library teacher about it and she staid "stain" was pronounced "stein" in the case of the Bears last name.

Mystery solved. Everyone go home.

I'm pretty sure everyone is just wrong. I've never even fucking heard of these books but it would have been *stain*. If this was truly a thing a lot more people would have noticed. Stop looking too deep into it. I fucking hate conspiracy theories. So many flaws in them all the time.

>>552716668
You can't. Reality has been tampered with in a way that allowed for the alteration of the book covers.

>>552717140

If you look in the comments of that vid people link to other pages from ages ago of people noticing.

But even so, why would you assume nobody else has noticed.

>>552716796
Shared experiences arent uncommon though. That''s some Jungian shizz

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omg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankenstain

>>552715479
That effect does not work
I hear "bar" every time

>>552717382
autism

Albert Einstain

>>552717314
Yeah but the memory isn't perfect. And it could be a case of the masses just following the crowd.

>>552717331

lmfao

>>552716147

>14

God damn

>>552717382

Same but I watched that video a year ago and heard "var". The only difference between then and now is a lot of lsd trips.

I remember YOUTUBE used to called YUTUBE! LIKE WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUIYS!? THIS AIN'T EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE! STOP FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN!

>>552715831
>Andrew Zimmerman
>Andrew Zimmern
I literally heard somebody on TV call him Zimmerman, what the actual fuck?

>>552716147
I like it.
I used to know a 15 year old with an amazing ass.
Please, provide more if you have any.

I genuinely can't tell if this thread is full of trolls or people are actually serious.

If the latter is true then I'm seriously scared for humanity at this point.

> "reality has been tampered with and history has been retroactively changed."
> "evidence that an ancient earth exists within the earth"
> "hollow earth theory"

>WHAT
>THE
>FUCKING
>FUCK?!

>>552717969
I think this whole thread is bullshit. I think the whole conspiracy theory is bullshit. I think everyone is literally thinking wrong.

>>552717969
>>552717969
>latter
letter <---
OMG ITS HAPPENING

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>>552715831
I just fucking googled YUTUBE and got this. I'm scared.

>>552718184
>Hasn't heard of people spelling things incorrectly.

i remember 4chan was 4chen in 2005
im scared as hell

>>552718084

My guess is that the guy that uploaded this video shared his insane perspective with an equally insane group of conspiracist retards and then they sent it on to more mouthbreathers.

I guess they're all in good company.

>>552718275
Dude, that was dated back in 2009. I typed in YUTUBE. Something completely irrelevant to what I typed popped up. Even searching youtube by the old name reveals everything has been changed. Where the fuck did that video come from? On that search? Just how?

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guys remember when runescape was roonthkape?
or was that just the lisp i had as a child
omg im so scared

>>552718385
I think people just want to believe something weirds going on.
>>552718535
What the fuck do you even mean?

ITT: Confusing george zimmerman with andrew zimmern

>>552718119

SHITTINGHECK!1!11!1!11!1!one!!!1!111one!!1!!11one

There's only ONE logical conclusion - there's a black hole that exists within your post on 4chan and you know how black holes are quite spinny and stuff? And they also pull real hard? Well it's just fucking obvious that the pull combined with the spin has mutated the 'a', pulled it into 1 long string and spun it into the shape of an e!!

Can't you see guys? THIS HAS TO BE TRUE.

>>552718654
No.

>>552718654
nah, i knew him as andrew zimmerman before the zim zam

>>552712368
"Parallel universe"? What the fuck are you all talking about? Weirdos

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>>552712368
>people get shit wrong all the time
>beam me up scotty and luke I am your father never happened
>bob marley didn't do don't worry be happy
>hollow earth
>potato/10

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>>552712368
>A book that was read to me as a child HAS A DIFFERENT NAME
>Reality has been tampered
>It's not just failed reading comprehension
>Ermagerd
>It must be a Hollow Earth

Fuck, are people so lonely that they are willing to cry about completely stupid topics.

>What is autism

I'm 42 years old
I remember reading those books to my nephew who is 25 now
I still remember it as Berenstein, Berenstain just looks wrong like when you mispell a word.

>>552717281
Yeah, I clearly remember Obama being called Niggerdicksucker, but history was changed and now there are no more records of him having that name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJKpcfm1qD4

At the very end 'Stain' is pronounced very clearly, yet I remember it exactly like 'steen'

THIS SHIT IS REAL
EVEN RAPPERS..
google Snoop Lion

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Stan Berenstein?

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>>552715831
I'M NOT AMERICAN I DON'T KNOW ABOUT BERENSTEIN AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ZIMMERMAN I WISH I KNEW WHAT'S GOING ON I FEEL I'M MISSING OUT ON SOME REALLY COOL SHIT DUDES

>>552719258
laughing so hard right now.
i love retards like that.

once had a bet going on w/ my 6 years older brother (im 22). we practically grew up with star wars. he was 100 % sure 'luke, i am your father' happened. got many people to back him up.
had to eatch the movie to prove him wrong.

beer tastes best with the confused tears of a grown up man, i tell you.

>>552720048
to be fair, though, it's only slightly different to that. it doesn't help that so many people misquote it, though, making other people think that's the right quote.

guys I could of sworn eggsbenedict cucumberbatch was called benedict cumcocksnatch before today

>>552720735
beneficial cucumber used to be called bendthatdick cuminbitch, you idiot. It's only recently that they started calling him eggsbenedict cucumberbatch

>>552716147
Good sir, be there a source?

>>552719567
>>552719258
>>552719302
>>552720735
>>552720735
>>552720802
lol'd

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>>552720735
>>552720802

This is actually freaking me out. I just checked ebay and he's right.

>>552720974
holy fucking shit, it's beautiful. please tell me that's not a shoop

>>552721085
100% authentic potato

>>552712368
i didn't watch the video but i would fuck the fuck out of that bitch.

>>552721319
And I would fuck the watch out of that bitch.

It's been lodged in there for a while. This is why we don't fist drunk, gentlemen.

>>552716147
untold things

>>552721226
the majesty of nature, my friend ;^)

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>>552712368
THEY'VE CHANGED THE NAME AT SOME POINT, WHY IS THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?

-HERE IS THE REASON-
just thought of it. The reason we all remember bernstein is probably because we did not read these books ourselves- we had them read TO us by our parents who pronounced it that way. Think about the type of book- exactly what you read to a small child.
Studies also show that you only need the first and last letter of a word to get 90% of the meaning.
eg-
i wlil wlak to the prak
easy to ignore one letter, especially when it is written in that script. Honestly- i think most of this is just us remembering the word being read to us rather than reading it ourselves.

>>552722028

Because there is no evidence of a name change.

>>552716147
I think its sort of fat, and she shouldnt be wearing yoga pants.

>>552717331

Cracked up

>>552722153
It's just lost in history. No one gives a shit enough to write that down.

>>552722028
That's the thing there's not been a name change or reprint with that spelling.

>>552714278
this
/thread

>>552712368
Jews always changing their names and shit.

>>552722482

But the author's name is Bernstain. If there was a name change from stEin to StAin, it should be noted as it would be a clear misprint.

We need to go deeper.

I think this video is shitty and it's always been Berenstain.

The thing is, when you're a kid you don't really pay attention to words and sound them out properly. You listen to how other people say them and assume they're spelled that way.

This is why some people say "cousint" or spell "skelekton." Even if they've read the word spelled properly before, they don't pay attention to it closely enough to re-program their brains to spell it correctly.

tl;dr You thought your parents were saying "-stein" but they were really saying "-stain."

>>552719258
>bob marley didn't do don't worry be happy

You fucking what? There's people who think this?

>>552723362
err, I mean to enquire whether there's actually people who think he did. I know he didn't... I was around for the song's release

>>552715831
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WOT?! IT'S ZIMMERMAN, GOD DAMNIT, WOT?! Maybe he got his last name changed though for shits?

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>>552712368
beren is dutch for bear so it wouldnt be stain, i blame the jews

>>552717331
haha

>>552723181
It could just be a misprint. Like a 100 books got out with the name wrong spelling. Shit like that happens from time to time. Doesn't mean we're living in a parallel universe.

>>552716685
I'm sorry but this is inadmissible assuming that this person asked his mom verbally, "Mom, how do you spell berenstain?". Stain is well.. spelled STAIN, now if he actually verbally said, "Mom, how do you spell berenstein?", then that too would be inadmissible but do you see what I'm getting at? Ask your mom how would you spell breed, after just looking and thinking about how to actually spell the word bread.

>>552716147
I think that you're a luxembourgish faggoty faggot.

>>552722151
My mom took me to the library so that I could look up Berenstein and Batman books. I read these books to myself, only twice was a Berestein book read to me, once by mom's abusive bf, which reminds me next time I see him I will confirm this chaos shit.. and once by mom, which is on a vacation at the beach so can't be bothered to disturb.

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>Berenstain

WHAT THE FUCK, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT!

>go on google looking for Berenstein
>not one picture with an E spelling

>>552720048
I remember "I am your father, search your feelings, you know it to be true."

>>552712368
Quit watching when he misquoted the article and mentions the hollow Earth bullcrap.

>>552723362
>>552723425
Stevie Wonder does "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

Bob Marley does "Every Little Thing (Be Alright)"

Irrelevant entirely but amusing.
Government says fuck you Berenstein pretty much.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernstein_v._United_States

>>552725121
>tried to treat Cryptography as a weapon
>tried to treat Cryptography as exclusive right of America

That's funny, cause Cryptography has existed for hundreds if not thousands of years, it's like trying to patent oxygen. "You can't breathe without paying me money!"

>>552712368

You never read the books you idiots.

They were always called the berenstain bears.
The tv show pronounced it berenstein bears.

Fuck off retards.

>>552715831
Both jew names, berenstein zimmerman.
Coincidence?

probably changed it to zimmern so he won't be confused with the maniac cop.

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STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN STEIN

And this thread in a nutshell is why we have creationists and why religion even exists....

you fucktards are probably the same assholes that call religionists retards when you're even worse

>>552716147
lumpy, fat, drooping.
waste of a video

>>552716685
not valid.
Unless you know 5000 other berenstein stien stains in jew york or something.

People in the rest of the world have only been exposed to this name from the books.
Children would also read it as 'stain' and have a visual image of a stain - since they are closer connected to words.

>>552725730
Thinking about that, why is Steins;Gate called Steins;Gate? It's part of the conspiration?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9T5D1KiGg

>>552725997
Mind blown

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>>552712368
i believe

>>552725959
the bears says stain the announcer says stein

>>552723860

>100 books

Yet most people on here, and above top secret got these books?

>>552726280
Idiots wanting to be apart of it all.

>>552726821
You know, I was expecting a shoop or something where it has an E instead of an A. 4chan shoops fucking everything else...

Also
>books are about self-insert bear characters

I hate when people write themselves as characters, they're always exaggeratedly good.

>bernstain
seriously wtf

rule 36

>>552727107
>Berenstain Bears is someone's fetish

But whose?

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>>552715831
>Andrew Zimmerman

Mandela effect
http://mandelaeffect.com/major-memories

>>552727575
I think you're getting confused with George Zimmerman.

>>552727643
>post after fucking post after fucking post of Affirmation Bias and "memories" of things that never happened

This person is a paranoid delusionist, going to bed thinking something and waking up believing it. A large portion of the population is like that. These people "remember" things that didn't happen, and always have a beef with pretty much everyone over some imagined slight that never actually took place.

This is why there are so many people in the world who hate each other, and get all upset over stupid shit. You say hi to them, and in their mind, you didn't say hi, you said something more like "go die" and now fuck you, you are dead to me.

My suggestion is don't read this blog, don't comment on this blog, don't link this blog, and don't talk to anyone associated with this blog.

>>552728603
Yeah okay, Time Police faggot

>>552729252
Don't fuck with me you linear motherfucker, or I'll drop your ass into a tesseract.

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Kek

>>552727575
lol he looks black in the first pic

>>552729518
I don't know if you shooped that, or that's legit, but thank you.

>>552729785
Dude....
History changed, not the books. This isn't some conspiracy to change the name of a shitty book.

I was fairly sure that the United States has 52 States.

bear-rin-steen

thats how i pronounced it, and it was written as berenstein

>>552730492
I know a lot of retards that believe this too.
You're taught in school that the US acquired Hawaii and Alaska sometime further into America's history so you add +2 on to the original 50 you were always taught

>>552729785
http://imgur.com/CweX3dd

>>552729785
top kek

>>552730673
No, i was taught that Columbia and Puerto Rico are states.

Google search:
"berenstain bears" - 561,000 results
"berenstein bears" - 794,000 results
"bernstein bears" - 21,300,000 results

I think it's just a case of a difficult name, especially for kids to learn/read/remember.
Could be the way our language center in brain works with all them 'bear' -like words and letter E's.

comment from wiki talk:
>"Actually, throughout my childhood, it was always "Berenstein" Bears. At some point in the mid 90's, it looks like they changed it to "Berenstain" with an A. I found some old books with the original spelling, so I know I'm not crazy. "

>>552730492
>>552730673
>>552731060
Still 50. The District of Columbia is not a state, nor is it part of any state of the United States. Part of the constitution states that Washington, DC may not be part of a state and the reason for this is to that it is always impartial and neutral on matters concerning actual states.

Does anyone have an explanation of this?

>>552731529
for*

>>552731418
I know, i'm not stupid. But i remember, that it was a state.

>>552716147
Luxemburgish Ass i see.

>>552731529
For me it was teachers in school. I never owned any Berenstain bears books, and everyone always said Berenstein. I grew up before the cartoons came out, so the teacher read the books aloud to us, but we never watched the show.

I would have never watched the cartoon, because of how fucking boring the concept of the Berenstain bears is.

>>552713878
There were. The Frog and the Toad books weren't called Frog and Toad.

>>552712368

you fucking serious? its just a language difference

>>552712368
wtf man. I remember that too

>>552732067
>frog and toad books

The fuck are you talking about? Are you sure you're not mistaking Wind in the Willows for this series because of the similar concept and main character?

>>552716796
I remember it being spelled berenstein. Whats funny is a few years ago, I asked my gf if she ever read the berenstein bears, so I looked it up and showed her onine, I was surprised it was spelled bernstain...It doesn't even sound the same. My 2 other brothers also remember it berenstein - we had all the books.

>bernstain

when and why did it change?

>>552714278
Yeah... THAT'S the reason.

It totally has nothing to do with the DoD simply not wanting to publicize the complete circumstances of the attack due to national security.

And it 100% for certain doesn't have anything to do with "truthers" just filling in the gaps with their imagination, adding more and more unwarranted delusion and drama.

Because that would be absurd.

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>>552712368
This is fucking creepy

Because you're memories are flawed is not evidence for revisionist fruitcakes with time machines. Jesusfuckingchris the world is so full of morons.

>>552712368

Your brain does not read each individual letter when it reads a word. Your brain (and other peoples brains) have simply jumped over the word without paying attention to each individual letter and has remembered it as STEIN instead of STAIN.

That is all there is to it. Believing that this gives credence to the idea of an alternate universe etc. is beyond retarded.

>>552733159
>You are memories
>Jesus fucking chris

>>552721019
Uh. No he's not. He was fucking spelling it wrong.
Search Berenstain Bears: 6860 results
Search Berenstein Bears: 85 results
>Search Bernstain Bears: Look like an idiot on Youtube

>>552716147
yo im gonna need more.

>>552732606
I'm 98% sure they weren't called Frog and Toad when I was like 5

>>552715479
this.

it's simply a psychology trick to make you think you remembered it as 'stein' but in reality it has always been 'stain'.

too tired to explain it some more but this guy got trolled and is now unknowingly trolling others

>>552715479
>>552734607
>>552733469
anons mad because they were too young for berenstein bears

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>>552712368
http://Daisy20.servercide.com

online now it's free

>>552714802

moar like BERENSTEINS;GATE SHIT AMIRITE?

>>552734750
b-b-b-b-but the earth is hollow.