I just jacked off after cutting a bunch of habaneros and my dick is on fire. How do I stop the burn. not even trolling right now.
These 3 fags know that feel.
This is actually the correct answer, you surprise me /b/
Yea I cut up like a whole grocery bag full of habeneros and made sauce out of them. Then my hands started to burn because I was dumb and didn't wear gloves. So I washed my hands really thoroughly and went about my night. Ended up in bed with my gf fingering her then she started to complain about it burning so I figured I'd just finish her off with my dick and we both ended up with spicy genitals. I wouldn't be lying if I told you she soaked a tampon in milk.
OP I had this but on both of my hands. Bad news: If it's burning, it's too late. Good news: Dip your dick in a glass of cold milk/sour cream/anything.
Worse news: The burning will continue for 6-8 hours. I suggest getting glasses of milk with ice in them lined up to switch out when the burning gets unbearable.
Medfag here, dip it in some vinegar. The acid will neutralize the capsaicin, leave it in for about 20 seconds and wash it off.
The burning will continue for a bit, as its already inflamed. If you have it, rub on some hydro cortisone cream.
As has been stated, either moo juice or the sauce.
I wouldn't know what works best because I'm not stupid enough to jerk off after getting my hands covered in capsaicin...
You dumb fuck.
Capsaicin molcules are soluble in alcohols and fats. You'll need to apply one of these solvents to the area to lift the capsaicin molecules from the surface of your skin.
Your point being what, dipshit? I said you need a base, which is correct, then I added that vinegar would also work, I didn't imply it was a base, you assumed that's what I was saying, your fault not mine. Go fuck yourself with a rusty rake.
really you just need any sort of fatty medium that will neutralize the burning sensation
Milk will work -- but more effectively if it's full milk, not the fat free shit.
Oh hell this thread is fucking golden
milk is no good OP. It will only work in a couple days. Go with ketchup. The acid in the ketchup neutralizes the capsaicin. Pro tip: Vinegar will only irritate it more as well.
They aren't trolling. Capsaicin molecules are soluble in alcohols. The burning sensation from the pepper is due to the chemical interaction of these molecules with sensory neurons, so it makes sense to dissolve them into some kind of solvent.
That said, it might not be pleasurable to pour alcohol on your dick.
dick is good but now my balls are burning. I wiped some sweat near my left eye now its burning too. im gonna go wash my hands and then dip my whole penis and balls in a mug full of almond milk and just squat there for a while... maybe play some xcom.
you actually need more habanero sauce on your dick. it overloads the nerve cells and basically shuts them down, turning off the pain receptors. go mush up some habanero and just slather it right on. it will hurt extra for about ten seconds then just stop - like hitting a light switch
>mfw op doesn't know that the almond essense and capsaicin combination was once used to unfertilize men
I was at work numb nuts. They block 4chan in reputable places.
My sides, has anyone seen my sides.
ahahaha, fucking idiot.
also, and I'm not even trolling, there was some guy with a vineyard on TV who had some type of wine which had a way stronger effect against hot peppers than milk