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Let's run a little experiment. /b/ is going to raise a child and we can see how his life turns out.

5 or 0 picks his name.
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Opis Afag.
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>>552489240
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>552489240
Ha!
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Cumfaggot
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>>552489240
kek
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>>552489240
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>>552489395
I like it
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Little Opis is growing up! But what does he do for fun?

5 or 0 picks what kind of toy/activity we let him do for fun
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>>552489589
Anal estimulation.
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>>552489589
uses his mums vibrator in his mouth when he is teething
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gay football player
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>>552489589
Finger the asshole of every dog he sees
To the point of constant restraint and leashing of Opis.
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>>552489589
Gas the kikes
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>>552489589

constantly runs into walls
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>>552489156
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chalupa batman
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>>552489589
Learn how to play jazz bass
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>>552489770
winrar
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>>552489735
keking
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>>552489735
motherfucking WinRAR

He plays with a TI-84.
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can balance and shake shake-weights on nose
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>>552489589
Professional prostate milker. Throws sharp objects at homeless people on the weekends
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>>552489589
black market bounty hunter
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>>552489735
>>552489770
Both winrars
but 5 came first
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>>552489589
He is a well respected toddler. He likes to talk with intelligent adults about the universe, and then asking them to do anal stimulation with him
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>>552489770
winrar
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>>552489870
wait no fuck
>>552489735
this one
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what next?
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>>552490138

Nothing. OP lost all sense of purpose and an heroed.
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>>552490138
opis is kill GG go home
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>>552489156
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Opis seems to really like dogs, but it's a bit embarrassing for others so we have to keep him on one of those leashes.

It's almost time for him to go to school!

0 or 5 for what kind of school should he go to? Classy private school, public rural school, inner city ghetto school...

2 or 6 for what we pack in his lunch on the first day
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shitty nigger school for autistic deaf cancer children
his mothers used tampon
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>>552490405
OP goes to classic private school.
He packs a dildo for his lunch
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>>552490405
Homeschooled
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Nothing but carrot & pretzel sticks.
Clasy private school
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>>552490405
Ghetto nigga
Captcha: HISTORY
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>>552490405
Inner city ghetto with a dropout rate of 69%
Lunchbox contains prescription pills
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Inner ghetto school. First lunch, nothing cuz /b/ is poor.
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>>552490405
Tard meds for lunch
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>>552490405
Inner city ghetto school

Pack fried chicken and watermelon for lunch
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>>552490560
kek
>>
>>552490560
That was quick
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>>552490560
Best win
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>>552490405
He gets packed 2 cum encrusted slices of wonderbread and a live weasel
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>>552490405
He's homeschooled

We pack him shame.
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>>552490560
>>552490646
So autistic school and prescription pills
Get on it OP
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>>552490405
All boys fag school
Spaghetti for lunch
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>>552490646
And here's his lunch
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i guess ill summarize so far

>Name = Opis Afag
>fingers dogs' assholes compulsively
>goes to classic private school
>eat prescription pills for lunch
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>>552491069
shit autist school.

also 69 get
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>>552491069
>shitty nigger school for autistic deaf cancer children
Ftfy
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>>552491069
The school is wrong
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Opis is sent to a premiere school for the Mentally and Physically Impaired. As he is in perfect health, he is sent into advanced classes. It is helped even more that the other students stole him lunch, the wonderful candies we packed him, and the cocktail of drugs sent the other kids to early graves. He is now the top of his class!

But oh no. His teacher, Mrs. Faggotte, thinks that he is a rowdy ruffian and does now believe his name is really Opis Afag. She has called us into a parent/teacher conference.

0 or 5 decides how we handle the meeting with Mrs. Faggotte
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>>552489156
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>>552491713
Fuck her right in the pussy!
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>>552491713
Seduce her into giving us A's
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>>552491713
Shoot the hag in her fat cunt and let her bleed to death then force Opis to eat her.
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>>552491713
We summon the Based God to fuck her gently
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>>552491713
We kill her and let our son watch.
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>>552491713
We play it cool and tell her that he believes he is a superhero, and that if she does anything against his beliefs, that we'll sue.
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>>552491069
eats
>encrusted slices of wonderbread and a live weasel
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>>552491713
Have Opis kill her and eat her remains. With a spork
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>>552491713
Tie her to a chair and make her watch as Opis fingers her dog
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>>552491713
Hire an escort to pose as your wife. Have her show up on acid and heroin
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>>552491713
Father is drunk and commits murder suicide in fit of rage.

Mother than takes Opis to Japan to continue schooling safely.
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>>552491959
reroll
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>>552491713
Cap her in the dome with a 45.
How dare that bitch call us in.
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>>552491974
reroll
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>>552491713
we pop a cap in her azz boi
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>>552491998
reroll
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>>552492023
reroll for giggles
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>>552491713
Opis grabs the finely sharpened dixon ticonderoga pencil off her desk and stabs the old hag in her eyes repeatedly, then he fucks her dog in the ass
(she brought him with to work to save a trip back home, as he had an appointment at the vet)
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>>552492108
rerollin
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>>552492023
This.
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>>552492126
Reroll
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>>552491713
Opis' father, Mr. Rustles grabs her and ties her to a chair as she screams, and feeds her some of opis' pills.
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>>552491713
cum on her fave
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>>552492270
Win
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>>552492062
rerolling
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>>552492270
Winnar
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Tie her up and bring her to live in our basement for the rest of her life.
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Seize her and force her to watch scat porn.
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Cut off her nipples and push poison down the holes where they used to be
And then pee on her
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slap the bitch amd opis afag shits in her mouth whule fingering the dogs asshole
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>>552491713
We cover her car in gasoline and let Opis light the match.
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>>552492258
cmon eels
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>>552492290
Oof, so fuckin close
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>>552491713
Lick her nipples until they bleed, shit on her desk
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Shreck her
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>>552492270
woop, there it is
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Loli Sucker
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Story of Opis, for those who don't know
Born what the name Opis Afag, he went to a shitty school for nigger autists, and had prescription pills for lunch. Kids ate those, and died instead of Opis. Opis is in the top of his class, but got in trouble, so the teacher who called the parents in was killed.

Catcha: adultlike withmen
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We dispose of the teacher with our trusted 45 and dispose of the body quickly. We can't have someone standing in the way of our son being a success! Opis doesn't seem to mind, and tells us that she was a bitch anyway. A regular chip off the old block.

Opis is growing up, and this year he gets to pick his own classes!

First people to roll 0 ,5, and 9 get to pick 1 class that Opis will take this year.
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sew her vagina shut then paint it over lul
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>>552492946
Nigger Enslavement Studies
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How to give a proper blow job
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He takes womyn studies, croatian, and ways to increase your dick size 101.
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Anal 101
A beginners course
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Niggerology
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>>552492946
Interpretatuve dance
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>>552492946
Women's studies.
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>>552492946
Fuck Money Get Bitches I: an introductory to pro pimp'n
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>>552492946
Advanced Privilege checking
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Sex class
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>>552492946
Biology to learn about dogs.
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>>552492946
Advanced Prostate Milking with Professor Pooptickler
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>>552493065
winrar
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>>552492946
Buttfucking 101 an Intro into the rear
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>>552491713

punch her in the face then shit on her desk
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>>552492946
Extreme Superior Martial Arts one strike kill techniques
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>>552492946
painting with shit 101
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>>552492946
Drug Dealing 101
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finger licking niggers
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>>552493065
And 5 is gone
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>>552493212
Reroll
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>>552492946
pottery
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>>552493216
reroll
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>>552492946
Math.
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>>552493263
jimmy rollins
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dick sculpting
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>>552493232
rerollin
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>>552493065
>>552493209
>>552493320
>Nigger enslavement Studies
>Women's Studies
>Paintin' with shit 101
winrars
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>>552493312
reroll
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>>552493303
roll
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>>552492946

Freestlye Rapping 101
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Jewish Enslavement
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Cooking class
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Womyn Studies
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>>552493320
winrar 3
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>>552489156
Bojangles Dickspaniels Jones III
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grandparent rape
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>>552493606
Fag
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>>552493606
a little late bud
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>>552493606
ur l8 m8
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Opis decides to take two courses on group dynamics and creating structures, specifically looking at our African American and Jewish citizens. He also takes a Women's Studies course, because he wanted a well rounded education!

One day, he comes back and tells us that he needs to sign up for a club if he wants to make friends.

0 or 5 picks what kind of club Opis should join
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>>552493606
get out fag
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>>552492946
Women's studies
>>552493065
kek
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>>552493831
Closeted LGBT club
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The kool kids klub
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>>552493831
fight club
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>>552493831
How to successfully murder your father club.
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The KKK.
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>>552492946
fedora crafting class
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>>552493831
KKK
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>>552493831

boy scouts
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>>552493831
band
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>>552493831
Bible club

CAPTCHA: Judaea
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corpse fucking club
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The trap enthusiastic club
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>>552493831

drama.
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>>552493831
The KKK
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>>552493928
Rawl
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>>552493990
got it
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>>552493930
winrar
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>>552493831
dance studio,
our opis gets all the bitches
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>>552493831
Knitting and crafting club
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>>552493831
Dogfucker Enthusiasts
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>>552493831
The Young KKK club
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>>552493831
Future American Pimps FAP
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>>552493831
Anime Club
I want our son to be a weaboo faggot
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>>552493930
WINRAR
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>>552493930
Fuck you
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Cocksucking Club
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>>552493831
Meme Club
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>>552493928
winnnnnnnar
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>>552489156
ur a fag
>>
Can I just say this is a successful thread.
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>>552493928
reroll
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>>552493831
LGBT
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>>552493831
The Ku Klux Klub
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How old is the Opis kid now, OP?
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>>552493831
Pretemds to go chess club but ditches to hang with his bigger boyfriens, jamal
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the secret order of horse anal
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So, any ideas how this kid is going to die?
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>>552493831
debate
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I seriously want this child the be the next reich.
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>>552494284
fuck outta here
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OP We chose our clubs.

>>552493930
>>552493990
>>552494140
>>552494160
>>552494170
>>552494180
>>552494480
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The Illuminati.
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I fucking hate you all. It's like you can't fucking read.
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>>552493831
Minecraft preparation club
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>>552494534
YOU LEAVE NIGGER I'M STAYING
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We tell him to join the Kool Kids Klub, and he makes a bunch of new friends! Opis seems to be a sociable, well rounded child. Still the top of his class because the bullies try to steal his lunch every day. He even tutors the people in his African American Coercion and Jewish Intimidation Classes.

Now he is in 8th grade, don't they grow up fast? A dance is coming up soon, and he doesn't have a date! We need to make sure our son isn't the only one who goes to the dance alone.

0 or 5 picks who we set up our son with.
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>>552494835
Tyrone Niggerguy
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a transethnic bigendered turtle-rabbit-semenkin
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>>552494835
You/us, the father. We can not allow any skanks to ruin our son.
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>>552494821
Reminiscing of summers past over here.
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>>552494835
John Wayne Gacy
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>>552494835
a dog
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>>552494835
the black GUY.

Make him some nigger's bitch.
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>>552494835
Rebecca black
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>>552494835
Paul Walker's decomposing corpse
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>>552494835
Matt Damon
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>>552494835
The corpse of Mrs. Faggotte
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>>552494835
Lucy Faggette, Mrs. Faggette's daughter
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>>552494835
We pay a shemale prostitute to go to the dance with him and take his anal virginity
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>>552494835
The trashy black immigrant who used to sell her body to people like Opis's father. She is cute and has dimples
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>>552494835
Assy mcfuckmyface
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A big tit asian milf
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>>552494985
Oh god. Here we go!
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Kim Jong un.
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>>552494985
winnar
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Eric Estrada
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>>552494985
winner
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>>552494835
Bill Nye
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>>552494835
Keep him home and have mommy show him how to masturbate
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>>552494835
His cousin
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>>552494835
a raging femnazi
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>>552494985
Winnar
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His own mother
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>>552494835
Shrek, the Over Lord
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Cleary he needs to go with Michael Jackson's corpse
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>>552495195
WINNER

Lets do this shit.
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your mom
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>>552494835
she seems like a nice girl
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>>552494985
winzip
>>
Bonshequeidle La Fondria. She is a string, independant black woman who don't need no Opis. Good luck getting her.
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No you fucking queers, I won
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>>552495245
>Shrek, the Overlord
>Overlord
>Over

what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>552495245
>overlord

farquaad scum confirmed
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>>552495318
Jew here.

I'd fuck that if I was single.
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We decide that we need to escort our son to the prom. And why not? We're a cool dad. He's a bit embarrassed, but the other kids in the Kool Kids Klub think we're awesome once we're introduced to them.

During the dance, a young girl in most of Opis's classes and club named Eva B. asks if she can dance with Opis. Opis has told you about her, how she seems to really like Opis, but is also very passionate about her activism and grades in African American Coercion and Jewish Intimidation. She's number 2 in the school, behind Opis.

0 or 5 decides how we respond.
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>>552495484
It seems like you have a hard time understanding English.

o·ver·lord
??v?r?lôrd/
noun
a ruler, especially a feudal lord.
a person of great power or authority.
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shit on the floor,
spill the spagetti
walk out the door
everybody did the dinorsaur
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>>552495815
Falcon punch the shit out of her. We aren't letting her take our date
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>>552495815
We allow Opis to dance, but take photos up Eva's skirt and post them on/b/
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>>552495815
Quarter the bitch
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>>552495815
"jesus fucking christ, only if you suck him off before."
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>>552495815
Ey bitch you want sex?
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>>552495815
No.

That whore will take his virginity.

We must stop her and make sure Opis becomes a wizard!
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>>552495815
slap a bitch
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>>552495815
Rape her, and sell her to mrs. Faggotte's husband to keep his depression at bay
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Make her fuck opus afterwards
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>>552495879
reroll
>>
>>552495815
"Fuck you bitch, you're only number 2. Do you know what the number 2 is? Number 2 is shit, you are shit. Get the fuck out of here."

Then we pull out our trusty 45 and shoot her in the foot.
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>>552495815
We take her to the bathroom and fuck the shit out of her then kill her where return to dance
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>>552495815
Take her for yourself. If she thinks your son is attractive, then we're ten times better. Fuck her right in front of Opis, to assert dominance and to provide an example.
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>>552495815
rape her
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>>552495815
Smash her
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>>552495982
Reroll
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Rape
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>>552495815
cap her ass with a 45
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>>552495815
Fuck her and dip your dick in the punch bowl.
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>>552495815
why don't we go get a burrito instead?
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Opis takes his pants off and rapes the girl. If the girl can still walk after the raging anal, then we shall dance.
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>>552495815
Drug and bring her to our basement to become Opi's sex slave
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>>552495979
Reroll
>>
>>552495815
we put our dick in her mouth and tell her to stay the fuck away from our son
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>>552495815
Take her home and tie her up in the basement. Tell Opis to rape her daily. Sell to Mrs. Faggotte's husband later
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>>552496036
RE ROLLING
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>>552496052
Reroll
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>>552495815
cut off tits, wear them as hat
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>>552495815
wiener in her pooper
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>>552495815
Uppercut
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>>552496170
Winrar
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>>552495815
you gotta kik?
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>>552496074
Reroll
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allow them to dance but cut out her uterus first so she can't ruin young opis' life with her satan spawn
>>552495879
>not calling him the ogrelord
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Fuck her right in the pussy
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>>552495815
Take her outside to show her something, then violently rape her.
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>>552496169
WINNAR
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>>552496170
oh god
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>>552496128
reroll
>>
>>552496121
Reroll
>>
>>552495815
Punch her in the cunt with your fatherly fists to assert dominance. Besides, Opis wouldn't anything but a dog, anyway
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the kid

tinyurl com/kgxlmjg
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>>552495815
Rape Eva infront of Opis
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>>552496170
got it
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>>552496175
Winnnnurh
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Vigorously finger her until death, then boil body and bathe in the water
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>>552496170
Reroll
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>>552495982
Rerolli.
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>>552496170
winrar
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>>552496170
Winrar
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>>552496186
basically what I said....
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>>552495815
Opis and his father knock Eva out, drag her into the bath room, and rape her.
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>>552496170
WINNER!

>>552495879
It seems like you have a hard time not being a retard.

O-ger-lord
??gr??lôrd/
Noun
Shrek, our majestic ruler. Much higher than any pussy overlord.
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>>552496170
Unfortunately winrar.

But trying again 1 more time.

>>552496036
>>
>>552495879
your a idiot
get the fuck out of our ogerlords swamp
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>>552496442
you failed
check my 5
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>>552496419
Meant to type "Ogrelord" initially. I'm a retard. (not as much as the farquaad I was responding too though.)
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>>552496636
I'm your idiot<3
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You decide that she is a sweet girl, and deserves to be part of the family! After taking some of the nice white pills you packed in a snack bag for Opis and force them down her whore throat. We take her home and lock her up in the basement, putting up a nice sign that reminds her 'You're Here Forever'

But Opis doesn't seem too happy. He hasn't even had sex with her yet! It seems he misses seeing her in class and organizing peaceful protests of the hyper-liberal regime and the presence of inferior races with her.

0 or 5 decides what we do.
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>>552496867
you seem to be lacking a foot up your ass
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>>552496867
romantic
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>>552496948
Slip him a molly, and see what happens
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>>552496948
we run away from our shit nigger autistic cancer kid school, and join the carnival.
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>>552496948
Have sex with her anyways.
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>>552496948
Release her.
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>>552496948
Give him "the talk"
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>>552496948
Put her on a leash and take her to class
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>>552496948
We smack Opis for not raping her yet.

"Opis, if you don't rape her, you have to kill her, we can't set her free, she knows too much"

(Shit that was dark)
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>>552496948
Let him fuck her
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>>552496948
Burn down the city
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>>552496948
Force him to fuck her while we watch.
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>>552497065
winzip
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>>552496948
Drug both of them with potent aphrodisiacs
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>>552496948
Let her go and tell her she's dead is she tells anyone.
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>>552497065
that was quick
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>>552496948
We allow Opis to have sex with her. But live stream it to /b/, where Opis becomes the king
She will not be sent free, cause opus can go fap off
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>>552497065
win
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>>552497118
Retroll.
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>>552497003
Are you the expert at taking things in the ads?
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>>552497065
Winrar.
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We kill him
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>>552497145
winnin
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>>552496948
Double penetration on that bitch, father and son bonding.
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>>552497065
You mean the fish, right?
(winrar)
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>>552496948
Dress her up as a dog.
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Kill him. Peacefull our asses. We try again and raise someone else better.
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>>552497191
you are a failure
check this 7
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Tell her her new name is Reek
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>>552497065
Winnar
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>>552496948
We should release her. We are merciful after all. First we let our son fuck her, with a condom of course. We aren't ready to be a grandfather! After he is done we impregnate her and let her go on her way.
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>>552497065
>inb4 "he sweats"
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>>552497491
>you are a failure

>can't get 7
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69 get
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You tell him to finish his meal and we'll talk later, giving him an ecstatic surprise in his dessert. After waiting a few hours, you return to the basement where you left him and see that he has drained most of the blood in her body into buckets and turned her flesh into a colorful kite.

It seems our boy has a creative streak!

After cleaning up the body and getting him a new video game to help deal with being bummed about missing Eva, you decide he needs to get a part time job.It'll get him out of the house and maybe give him a little cash to have some fun!

0 or 5 picks what job Opis should get.
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Subway
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>>552497814

Batman.
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child predator
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>>552497814
What the fuck
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>>552497814
Priest.
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>>552497768
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>552497814
Make him work the corners as our bottom bitch
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>>552497768
kek
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>>552497814
$2 prostitute
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>>552497814
Nigger zookeeper
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>>552497814
Help old people in nursing homes
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pornstar
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Prostitute
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>>552497814
Prostitution/dealing crack he stores in his ass.
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>>552497814
DILDO FACTORY WORKER
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>>552497814
prostitute
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>>552497814
he shoud sell his body to the nearest niggas in the hood
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>>552497814
Deviantart co
mmisionist
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a job at the local animal hospital giving dogs baths
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Mexican drug dealer. He works for the drug lords now
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McDonalds
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>>552497814
Works 1 on 1 with the puppies at an animal shelter
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>>552497814
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>>552497814
A part time job at Dead Nigger Storage
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>>552498000
winrar
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>>552498000
Trips and winrar
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>>552497814
Slave trader.
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>>552498000

Triple win.
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>>552498000
Trips confirm
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>>552497814
sandwich maker
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>>552498000
winnar
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>>552497814

He keeps Eva B enslaved and make her a sex slave to others for cash
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>>552497814
Pimp
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>>552498000
winner x3
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>>552498000
Cant argue with trips...
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>>552498071
Yea it is gonna autosage soon.
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>>552497814
Opis gets a job on a snuff film. At least that's the cops tell you when they show up at your door. Opis is dead with at least a hundred severed dicks crammed into his shitter. /thread
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>>552497814
gigolo catering only to women > 70
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>>552498153
eva is kill
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>>552498153
She is dead nigger.
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also Anon, MAKE ANOTHER THREAD as soon as you introduce his new job, we're nearing limit
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Opis decides he needs to get the most suitable job, so he becomes Satan, finding that killing himself would be the answer.
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OP Here, I'm going to write down the story of our little Opis Afag and start a new thread. He'll definitely need our help since he's starting High School soon!

If someone could save this thread somewhere, that'd be super! It's always good for parents to keep a little photo book or journal of their kid's lives!
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>>552498000
trips of truth
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>>552498185
>autosage
it's a bump limmit you fool
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>>552498469

That is what they call it on krautchan you fucking newfag.
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>>552498428
link us to the new thread hoe
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