sup /b/ just spent the last 8 years in prison for drug trafficking.

>>552375312
sauce?

>>552375312
What did you have for breakfast?

>>552375424
Lol

>>552375467


motherfucking eggos. they were supreme

>>552375312
What prison? I was in sing sing

Did you know about /b/ before you did time?

Pic is so hawt

>>552375312
How raped did you get?

>>552375424


I wont give my name, but I got caught in Indiana, driving from MI > VA. You can find the story online

how does it feel having wasted your life and being a retarded fucking idiot that does nothing to contribute to society

>>552375312
no one on /b/ would survive 8 years of prison

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>>552375776
>how does it feel having wasted your life and being a retarded fucking idiot that does nothing to contribute to society


actually, while I was locked up, i trained as a carpenter. looking for work now

>>552375840
Prison isn't as bad as they make it seem in your cool, trendy shows you little kike.

>>552375312
what was the first thing you do after leaving prison?

first food (why?)
anything that really gave you temporal (cultural) shock?

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>>552375953
i know some stoners. So i know how stupid you guys can be

some people risk their lives and imprisonment just to earn less than welfare. The love for the herb lel

>>552375993

saw my family and close friends. first food was popeyes chicken.

not much culture shock, as I was always in contact with friends outside. Obama is a niggerfaggot

how much and what were you trafficking?
how much did it usually pay?
would you do it again?

>>552375312
You fuck, or watch anyone get fucked in there?

>>552376239


wasnt weed, you noob.

>>552375953
Fuck. I should go to jail. screw paying for a tradeskill.

>>552376239
>i know some stoners
wow gratz man

>>552376261
>how much and what were you trafficking?
>how much did it usually pay?
>would you do it again?


My last name is Mayo. I got arrested in Indiana with one other. Google it.


No, I wouldnt do it again

>>552376342
still stupid IMO. your mind is probably fried and the only thing you can think of is #YOLO

how much were u gettin in a month? could u just work as a horse jacker or trash collector?

Any regrets?
How'd you get involved and how'd you get caught?
Why didn't you take the deal and give them the information they wanted?
Drug of choice?
Did you get high in prison?
What safeguards did you take while trafficking, were you working with bricks of stuff or something smaller volume like lsd, or precursors?

>>552376243
were you a lone wolf kind of inmate or did you build any friendships, any highlights like meeting someone who you helped or helped you endure the tedium?

>>552375312
I'm told gang violence is a far worse threat than rape from some nigger. True?

>>552376458
August 17, 2001, Indiana. Indiana State Militia member Gary Mayo is arrested in Cloverdale as part of an ongoing federal and state investigation into militia members allegedly involved in drug trafficking as well as a murder plot. Mayo is charged with dealing more than 30 pounds of marijuana, although authorities say that additional charges could be filed. According to police, Mayo, who is fluent in Spanish, helped arrange drug and gun transactions with people in Mexico. Two militia members, Fred Keuthan and Dallas Fultz, were arrested earlier; police still seek another militia member, Michael Smoot, on weapons and conspiracy charges, as well as Gary's father, Donald Mayo, a militia member and intended victim of the alleged murder plot. According to authorities, Keuthan and Smoot believed that Donald Mayo was acting as an informant and hired someone to kill Mayo. However, that person was an undercover Indiana state trooper.

>>552376458
Donald?

>>552376521
>ny regrets?

missing my family, friends, mnusic

>How'd you get involved and how'd you get caught?

The Disco Biscuits ruined my life.

speeding. no seatbelt. routine traffic stop
>Why didn't you take the deal and give them the information they wanted?

People would've been killed.
>Drug of choice?
MDMA
>Did you get high in prison?
Yes. Not often, but yes,.
>What safeguards did you take while trafficking, were you working with brick

picked up one ammount every 3 months, sold to a popular band. No one else was involved

>>552376748


wrong Mayo.

>>552376784
Where did you do time?

>>552377003
apparently not as famous as you think...can't find anything not related to donald

>>552377003
Just fucking greentext it already.

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Best thing about being locked up? Nothing to do but lose weight

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>>552377565

>>552376784
Sold to a popular band, so you got caught trafficking a famous person's high grade kush they sing about? Then what's this about your father being a hit, or for that matter, the guns

>>552375312
what drugs, how much, which country (i take 'muricafag)

>>552377669
Wrong mayo......Well then sir.
>9/10 autism today.

>>552377802

MDMA. Yes, Im a 'muricafag

>>552377802
i self-respond, didnt read all through, im idiot, no need to respond.

>>552377930
also, up to date, mouse wheel down just broke, so thats something, shit, gotta shell more monays to buy proper mouse, and i thought getting outta prison was tough, welcome to the horrible economy man

>>552375312

Not much point in asking anything since you obviously aren't much good at it.

>>552378283
what was your question?

>>552376784
so MDMA is what you trafficked, is that your drug of choice as well?

how much would you move at a time?

were you connected to a chemist? or maybe a gang?

I'm not here to get you incriminated or assassinated so be as vague as you must

how did you find out about /b/ when this website is only 6 years old?

>>552378419

yes, mdma. usually 4-6lbs. knew the chemist. he lives in Canada. Would meet in michigan

>>552375312
How was sex in prison?

>>552378641
how much would a pound of that cost for you , and how much would you sell if off for (wether "whole sale" or just "dimes") ?

>>552378914


1lb - 13k. Sold each for 20k

>>552379178
how long would it take for you to shell that out, dont wanna hold onto it rite, might just wanna "test the merch"?

>>552379178
how in the hell did a band do 4 to 6 pounds of MDMA every 3 months?

>>552379763


I would keep an oz for myself and get rid of the rest, almost all at once

>>552379884
they would sell it off to the "die hards" at each show, who would then turn and sell g's to random people in the show

>>552380031
did the band get caught too?

and i can't find u on google, can u link an article?

>>552376487
Why are you such a insufferable faggot? Were you born like this or did you have to work on it?

>>552380347
>>552380347
>>552380347

>>552380347


no, I'll be hanging out with them in DC next month. They're playing 2 nights at the 9:30 club on 7-31 and 8-1

>>552375953
>p
>>552380805
Right a carpenter ;)

>>552380805
News Article

>>552381495
>;)

dude, google it. C

>>552381643
I've googled over 50 different combitions of the three words trafficking, mayo, indiana, El Mayo is the only fucktard that comes up

>>552381643
i did

nothing

>>552381743
learn how to internet, faggot

>>552381792
Be more of a deal so the internet recognizes you faggot.

>>552381792
I think you are making all of this shit up, which is why I can't find anything on you

>>552381792
Post a link you stupid fuck

>>552382120
Band still hanging out with guy who got caught for trafficking, because he was speeding...without a seatbelt....much stupidity, very ouch

>>552381792
The band is called "The Disco Biscuits".

>http://www.930.com/event/554239-disco-biscuits-washington/
Really? A popular band?

I recently just got hit with 3 warrants, 1 being conspiracy to sell drugs, 2 being sales of narcotics (MDMA). What kind of time can I be expecting.

>>552381936
^this

>>552381743
don't you know the gr8 duo mayo'n'ketchup. word was all over the world when they got caught in indiana. They were obviously faking drug trafficking since they were smuggling low fat mayo and sugarfree ketchup.

Did you read any books while in the slammer?

>>552382701
1/10

There isn't enough info to search, knowing that indiana is a boiling pot for a lot of drug trafficking, and having the last name as mayo, which just happens to be the last name of a mexican drug lord who got caught there.

/thread

facebook com/john.mayo.9847

Hello, John Mayo :)

>>552382872

http://www.justice.gov/usao/ian/news/2010/apr_10/4_2_10_Braiske_Mayo.html

>>552383078
damn im a faggot

>>552375312
OP IS A FAGGOT AND NUH ONE CANT STOP HIM

what was your method of smuggling?

>>552383365
anus

>>552383078

Dude you are so dumb. I am emailing the feds and the Disco Biscuits a screen cap of this thread showing u admitting that they sold the MDMA you got them at their shows.

When they get arrested they will have you to blame

>>552383078
Says you were sentenced in 2010. That's only four years man sorry

>>552375312
>AMA

How's Reddit, you faggot.

>>552383527
0/10

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lulz

Are you kid cannabis?

>>552375556
Is that what they call dick in there now a days?

Scared OP???

>>552384037
Those are some serious hackering skills you got there Tony.

>>552383078

If you were sentenced in 2010 and spent the last 8 years in prison, why you out now, it took the courts 4 years to come up with a sentence for drug trafficking??

Parole? If so why say 8 years?

>>552384371
oh no, u know my first name. . . .
u think i didn't know that was on there?

>>552384506
What, do you think I was trying to scare you? I was just being polite and addressing you by your first name.
I'm sure you left that on purpose. Didn't mean to upset you bro.

>>552384639
haha the dumbass posted facebook photos with his FB id on it

>>552384037
>went to Douglas S Freeman High School
>Freeman high school
>Free man

Didn't fuckin teach him very well, did they?

>>552384484
idiot, you cant testify against yourself, any 2bar lawyer knows that

>>552384895
haha

>>552375312
cool tits

>>552384506
Tony the tigger
Nony the nigger

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ITT: OP gets anally #REKT.

>>552375312

how did u get caught

>>552386186

Perhaps this is not his first time being a cretinous faggot.

Haha OP is going back inside. Hope they kept your bunk warm.

>>552375312
What stupid thing made you get caught? Please don't tell me you were a street dealer making shit money and had nothing stashed away.

> This thread

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

> lul I found an inconsistency in your story huehuehue

>>552386520
Read the thread you mechanical arse tickler.

>>552386770
So he was a low level faggot who made 6x7k=42k a run every three months?

Wow, 8 years for such shit money....OP, you suck. You are the embodiment of the "drug dealer", a retard who transports that himself. Hire people to do it for you you tard.

RVA fag here too, fuck Freeman, Godwin is better.

>>552375312
>8 years

not much has changed since 2006, you didn't miss much so you might as well spend some more time- now's the time to commit crimes while you have nothing to lose

just don't go overboard
things might get more interesting in 2020

>>552387241
i meant to say "you might as well serve some more time"
not "spend" lol

>>552385061
Yes, you can testify against yourself, although it's pretty fucking stupid. I think you mean to say that one can't be forced to testify against himself.

This whole thread reeks of trolling and a personal army request.

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>>552386885
>someone who thinks he knows what he's talking about

wow ur so smart

>>552387502
I know enough not to personally carry large amounts of narcotics over guarded state lines (esp when the profit for one run was so low), yes. Doesn't take a genius.

>>552379178
Good For Nothing? IMB?

>>552386770
I just Googled "mechanical arse tickler" and am quite disappointed with the results :-(

>>552383078
>Get caught because you didn't wear your seatbelt.
I never understand why people can be so reckless.
You are in a situation where its preferable to stay under the radar and you make stupid mistakes like this.
I hope american prisons made you learn to wear your seatbelt.